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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us

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Speaker 3: time and a termino and gaye ad.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 5: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malborn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 4: We uh boy, it's been a while since I've seen you.

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Speaker 1: My god, how your hair looks so long?

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Speaker 5: Yes, you look like have you been overseas? We just

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Speaker 5: let's let's.

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Speaker 4: Let people in. Okay, we just finished an episode. We

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Speaker 4: were sugar crashing, so we decided, hey, let's stop this episode. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we waited one whole minute and now we're starting to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but don't worry. We got sugar right here in the console.

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Speaker 3: It's fine there, don't worry about us. I'm eating on

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Speaker 3: the show. We'll always do it for you.

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Speaker 4: Yes. In the drink holder, there's large horse sized sugar cubes.

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Speaker 3: Actually, can I show you something that made me laugh?

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Speaker 3: And I do not know how this got here in

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Speaker 4: Look, just one peanut.

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Speaker 3: There's a peanut, and I don't it's a full old

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Speaker 3: fashioned mister peanut style. It just needs a monocle and

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Speaker 3: some tap shoes. And this is mister peanut. Yes, a peanut.

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Speaker 3: I didn't put it here. I don't eat peanuts like

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Speaker 3: I'm like at a baseball game.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. And it's here.

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Speaker 4: Is so bizarre. You have a classic nineteen forties roasted peanut.

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Speaker 5: Just one put it in your mouth?

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Speaker 4: I do dare me?

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Speaker 1: Well, what's it from that? Like a squirrel could have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he doesn't get inside that shell. The nuts

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh oh, I think I have to do it

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Speaker 3: like a full turnaround and then.

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Speaker 4: Right yeah, okay, yeah, it's just like uber drive have

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Speaker 4: they have to worry about it all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: which side of the street are you on? I am guys?

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Speaker 1: Pinut surprises?

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Speaker 5: I right?

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Speaker 4: It's insane. Yeah, that's almost scary.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just because.

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Speaker 4: It's a haunted food from yesteryear just in your modern car.

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Speaker 1: It's true. And also it's like even my squirrel excuse

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, am ie? Two differently right now?

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Speaker 4: I think you're in the middle.

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Speaker 5: I see now we're back in one length.

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Speaker 4: You were fine. You were fine that whole time. It

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Speaker 4: Yes see, now it.

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Speaker 5: Would be bad, Yeah, now it would be.

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Speaker 4: That was just bad civic design.

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Speaker 3: My thing is, where would a panut? Like did a

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Speaker 4: Right? What I think? A left or right?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's back behind us?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, there's two options, and I always mess it up.

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Speaker 4: Oh and now we're looking at a dead end. I

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Speaker 3: This is good content right here, listener, we're in an alley.

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Speaker 3: There's a porta Patti. There's some garbage. You wouldn't believe

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Speaker 4: I don't. It's something very well known. But what show

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Speaker 3: But I'm truly racking my brain of like, what friend

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Speaker 4: Oh, the friend that put the peanut. There is an

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Speaker 5: He is a ghost peanut. Yes.

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Speaker 4: The people are always under the misconception that a new

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Speaker 5: Oh that's not true.

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Speaker 4: I've seen movies recently where ghosts can travel and go

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Speaker 4: I've always thought about that though. Why can't ghosts why

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Speaker 1: Guess not? The energy doesn't last. My thing is, and

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Speaker 3: I'm just so afraid of I'm going to get caught

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Speaker 5: And I know that for a fact, because I don't.

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Speaker 5: Yeah into Trinity.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I died sledding and your mismatched boots, your your

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Speaker 4: I think we've done it.

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Speaker 4: So I'm very excited for today's guests. This is true,

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Speaker 4: well those guests that it's just exciting. But also we

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Speaker 4: There's a nervousness, but that good kind of nervousness.

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Speaker 5: We just have to remember to be interesting in ourselves.

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Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, we don't be ourselves, be more interesting,

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Speaker 5: Okay, like what are you?

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Speaker 4: What do you like? Right? I don't know. I feel

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Speaker 3: I need.

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Speaker 4: I haven't been doing that. Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm taking a joke about how you make conversation

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Speaker 1: Right where it's like, well you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fine, I'll ask him about their lives. Fine, describe

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Speaker 4: where dreams I've had, the moment he gets in the car.

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Speaker 1: No, please, no cats with broken legs talks.

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Speaker 4: I just can't, absolutely not. I will not talk about

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Speaker 5: We can't get through it, we won't make it.

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Speaker 4: I will not talk about the coyote in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Why is it suffering something?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: He's just walking around and seems tired. Yeah, a lot

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Speaker 4: inquiring about it. So it's it's it does make sense

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Speaker 4: that I give an update. Still doing okay, looks a

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Speaker 5: Get it out, yep.

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Speaker 1: Anything else you need to say.

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Speaker 4: When I saw him go around the corner, he start

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Speaker 1: You just trying to get people to pity him and

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Speaker 1: give him bowls of water.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 4: It's one of those coyotes that one hundred percent looks

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Speaker 4: I think someone did that, and I think it may

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Speaker 1: Oh that's in the first episode of Baskets.

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Speaker 5: Or one episode of Baskets?

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Speaker 4: But it was I remember when I watched it. It

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Speaker 5: We need it.

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Speaker 4: But we're just spinning our wheels. We have a guest

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Speaker 5: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he just like, oh, you bought a four pack

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Speaker 5: He talks like that.

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Speaker 5: His accents from the schools.

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Speaker 4: We don't do impressions, never have. We do some impersonations,

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Speaker 4: does imitations. He doesn't do impressions. He does impersonations, not impressions.

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Speaker 5: First of all, rich Little, Karen pull over.

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Speaker 4: Rich Little used to just do the voice and say

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Speaker 1: Right, that's an impersonation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like he would just get on stage and go,

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Speaker 4: well the economy, Nancy and I like there was no jokes,

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Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. Okay, what if Jack Nicholson.

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Speaker 4: Canebel right, Yeah, and then someone would do boy, that's

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Speaker 4: comedy used to be so bad.

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Speaker 1: It was different.

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Speaker 1: But it's fun.

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Speaker 3: Like sorry, it's fun when someone can sound exactly like

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Speaker 5: Yes, we would be like are you creeps?

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Speaker 4: It gotta go only early two thousands to see this.

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Speaker 5: That's great. Oh that was a classic.

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Speaker 5: I love the classic?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know from clubs and colleges across the country

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Speaker 4: Hi Matt, Hi you guys, thank you, Hi joining us.

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Speaker 5: I'm excited. I'm excited we are as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, way, not on this show.

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Speaker 5: First class. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yes, he shoots us both in

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Speaker 5: Well no not, they're lovely. But it's also like I

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Speaker 4: Yes, he had a connected like like he he could

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Speaker 5: And they're very kind.

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Speaker 1: Yes, necklace is really big.

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Speaker 4: No, but those two things combined, of course we will

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Speaker 5: Was there a lot of I didn't get a lot

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Speaker 4: It waffed it in and it's just a memory.

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Speaker 4: You smell terrific, by the way.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I appreciate it. I put a little cologne on

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Speaker 5: What's going down? I was thinking we could get some

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Speaker 4: Open, how many chickens and our.

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Speaker 5: That looks like Sandford and sunlight there.

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Speaker 4: So did you have someone come over that makes catos

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a place in Lompoc, California called Dare to

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Speaker 4: So that's so cool.

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Speaker 4: How often do they produce eggs?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I get like two or three a day, and

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Speaker 5: then we used to have roosters, but the roosters too, No,

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Speaker 3: What if that's your neighbors threatening you in a way

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Speaker 5: Oh it's a passive aggressive girl.

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Speaker 5: I think it's sincere. But the roosters one was killed

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Speaker 1: Oh did you were you? Do you have kids? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my first thought, as it's like, because

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Speaker 5: The coyotes. We've never had a coyote in the yard.

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Speaker 5: So they must have settled some scuffle in the yard

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Speaker 5: Well, what's funny is he tries to get one hen

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Speaker 4: Are they really girl? Is their intimacy do they have

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Speaker 5: They do kind of have a favorite, you know.

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Speaker 4: Boy, it's gotta get messy when that switches. It's like,

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Speaker 4: well now he's the alpha and I'm seeing his girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that does get messy. And the hens any new

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Speaker 4: How is it as far as just having a pet?

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Speaker 5: Actually? They are curious and they do have personalities and

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Speaker 5: some are more forward. But roosters always attack you, like

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00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 5: if you're in the yard, they'll chase you away. Even

451
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 5: if you raise them as a chick. There's no like

452
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,239
Speaker 5: memory of like, oh, he's the guy who took care

453
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,160
Speaker 5: of me when I was a baby, right, No gratitude,

454
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 5: no gratitude. And then they're curious and they I think

455
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 5: that I'm the parrot stimulus because I feed them. They

456
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,679
Speaker 5: always think it's feeding time when they see me, So

457
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 5: as soon as I get out of the car, they'll

458
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 5: all run and follow me. Yeah, And but the roosters

459
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,919
Speaker 5: will sneak up on you and peck you when you

460
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 5: least expect it.

461
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Speaker 4: Like if I just a stranger went into that coop,

462
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 4: they would go straight from my face, right.

463
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Speaker 5: They would run away. If the roosters were in there.

464
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Speaker 5: They would go after your legs. They wouldn't. They don't

465
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 5: get up high.

466
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 4: I stayed at a I was doing a show in

467
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,719
Speaker 4: Denver and stayed at someone's house and they had a

468
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 4: giant turkey in the backyard. And it was really intimidating

469
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 4: and very related. Immediately I could tell to a dinosaur

470
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 4: like talents, scaly talents and a way of like moving

471
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 4: their head around that was very Jurassic to me.

472
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Speaker 5: And they're weird looking, huh yeah, and mean, oh really yeah.

473
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Speaker 5: I don't think I've been around turkeys.

474
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Speaker 4: It was not a turkey. I would pardon, I would

475
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Speaker 4: just let it happen.

476
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Speaker 1: What aren't turkeys known to be kind of stupid.

477
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Speaker 3: I think they're not as maybe not as threatening, only

478
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 3: because they kind of can't get it together, right.

479
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 4: The violence, this one felt towards me, who wasn't thinking

480
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 4: it through.

481
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Speaker 5: And do you think they're violent because of their insecurity

482
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Speaker 5: about their intelligence? Yeah?

483
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Speaker 4: You know, college, I know everyone thinks that this sort

484
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 4: of applies to humans.

485
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 5: Who are you looking at? What do you what's going

486
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 5: on over there? You got a problem?

487
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, And to make up for it, this turkey had

488
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 4: a jacked up black truck.

489
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 5: So scary.

490
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think it was a turkey that knew

491
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Speaker 4: what was going to be have a bad day on Thanksgiving.

492
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 4: Not to get graphic, but I think.

493
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 5: It was that you think they sense it.

494
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 4: This was an actual guy raising turkeys for food, so he.

495
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: Got a turkey.

496
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 4: More than one turkey, there used to be more, And

497
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Speaker 4: I didn't want to hear the story about that.

498
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: Just Thanksgiving.

499
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 4: The story of yeah, the story of Thanksgiving and the

500
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 4: buckles on the shoes. It gets pouring now when.

501
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 3: Eggs, when the prices of eggs went through the roof,

502
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: did you feel a sense of like accomplishment and like

503
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: you had beaten the system?

504
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 5: Because it's like it's nice to like grow your own food,

505
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 5: especially like it started during the pandemic when nobody knew

506
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 5: what was happening, and like there were people rushing the

507
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 5: store and it's like, I don't know how long this

508
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 5: is going to be weird, And so it is nice

509
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 5: to grow your own food. It is. And I don't

510
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 5: know that we saved a ton of money, But.

511
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 4: Are we getting pulled over.

512
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 5: By me? Wait?

513
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: Okay, it's there.

514
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 5: It's keep going. I'll tell you where it is. You

515
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 5: got a wrong.

516
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 3: Address Okay, I wondered, I'm like this blue house.

517
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 5: Okay, No, it's a business. It's by the stables. Oh yeah,

518
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 5: thats a Questionna, that makes sense. But they may be closed,

519
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 5: but we'll see it.

520
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: People selling chicken feed out of their bedroom window.

521
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 5: So you guys travel right for comedy.

522
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 4: Yes, there are times when that's all I do, and

523
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 4: now it's more periodic.

524
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 5: But I was just in like Pennsylvania, in upstate New York,

525
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 5: and I feel like houses are businesses more than they

526
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,959
Speaker 5: are in La in California, you know what I mean.

527
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: Like that house would be like the tax guy and

528
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 5: he would have a shingle, and that one would be

529
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 5: like a shoe repair guy and he would have a

530
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 5: thing right in front of the house. But it's like

531
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Speaker 5: totally suburban area.

532
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, I missed that. I used to live in Austin, Texas,

533
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 4: and one there was no building codes. If you want

534
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 4: to make your house four stories tall, it seems like

535
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 4: you could just do it, really yeah, And so many

536
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 4: houses were bars or corner stores real yeah, and little modification,

537
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: just like, yep, we have a yellow curb and a sign,

538
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 4: but it just looks like someone's house. And I thought

539
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 4: that was so cool.

540
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 5: That is cool.

541
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: It is because then you can get a kit kat

542
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 3: whenever you need it, wherever you need it.

543
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I I it's so weird when you find

544
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 4: out after a couple of blocks you've been in a.

545
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: Race, well, we beat you.

546
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 5: A guy on the bike with it is funny during

547
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 5: rush hour when the same bike keeps passing you, it's like, oh,

548
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 5: you are winning.

549
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 3: Ultimately, you are right in this argument, you are winning

550
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 3: this race. I like the and this is I've seen

551
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 3: it in Wisconsin, but I hear like it's also on

552
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 3: the East coast. But the houses that are bars, so

553
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: you're literally walking in and it's someone's living room, but

554
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 3: it's a bar.

555
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 5: I do too. I like that they have that around,

556
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 5: like lambeau Field, when you go see a Packer game

557
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 5: and you are literally in someone's like there's family pictures up.

558
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 5: It's just like their living room, but it's a bar.

559
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 5: Kind of great, it is. I find that interesting.

560
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that everyone in that neighborhood is part owner

561
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 4: of the team, right, isn't that?

562
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 5: Yes, the Packers are owned by like the municipality.

563
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how Dell Computers used.

564
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 5: To be, Is that right? Like the town owned it.

565
00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 4: Well. I remember when I keep bringing up Boston, I'm

566
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 4: leading up to my big talk about the Big Stinking

567
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 4: Improv Festival, and if we ever went to Clapp means

568
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 4: you did. But yeah, it like early on I think

569
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 4: you could. It was a publicly traded much like Test,

570
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 4: I believe. But there are people that never worked for Dell.

571
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 4: They just were an early investor in it or a stockholder.

572
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 4: I know very little about finance. And now there are

573
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 4: just kids Outwharred Dell used to be where the comedy

574
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 4: club Cap City now is, and it's young people in

575
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 4: Lamborghini's and it's like a lot of people got rich

576
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 4: off of Dell in a way that again I don't

577
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: understand and feel I shouldn't have brought up. But I

578
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 4: was in an improv group in Montana and we went

579
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 4: the Big Stinking Improv School. There was only there a

580
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 4: couple of years, and I don't recall if you and

581
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 4: the Upright Citizens.

582
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 5: Brigade they do the Big Stinking Improv.

583
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 4: I just remember the learning about that all good improvisers

584
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 4: are basically from Chicago or you know, a lot like

585
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 4: there was we did the annoyance that Joe Bill guy

586
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 4: was there and we learned about horse sighting.

587
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 5: Yes, right past the horse Reynolds, you'll pull in to

588
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 5: the parking lot. I like that.

589
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 4: Instead of a sign, they just have horses in the area.

590
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 5: This parking lot here care. I don't know if they're open,

591
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 5: like so, I'll just see this. It's the best. But

592
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 5: they might close. I don't know. You guys keep talking.

593
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 4: No, we have little breaks all the time.

594
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 5: You do. This could be really quick.

595
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 4: We have treats for you too. We only ate a

596
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 4: few of them. They're munchkins. They're very similar to a

597
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 4: doughnut hole. Just a single peanut. It comes back with

598
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: the peanut.

599
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: Could you get me three more peanuts?

600
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 5: Oh? No, they close it five. Oh they were ship

601
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 5: that's okay.

602
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 7: Other errand okay, I have to go to lens crafers

603
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 7: You guys about super boring, brilliant offer.

604
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 4: Can I not.

605
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 5: Exploit you guys. I mean, that's the guy who would

606
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 5: have loaded my chicken, and I always tip them a dollar.

607
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 5: You guys talk about tipping on one episode. That's why

608
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 5: I was like, whenever somebody loads something, I do give

609
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 5: them cash. Oh of course I've never driven through here.

610
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 4: I think because it never hit it.

611
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 5: I always back out.

612
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to go down a dirt road if

613
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: you need to.

614
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 5: They where you're from.

615
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: From Petaluma up in northern California, Okay, and we actually

616
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 3: it's pretty pretty small when on writers from there.

617
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: But we did four.

618
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 3: H growing up, and so, oh wow, we did chickens

619
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Speaker 3: because they were like easier. My aunt had a farm.

620
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: We did sheep, and she kept the sheep on her farm.

621
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 3: But then we did chickens and my dad just built

622
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 3: a coop and we had like four chickens and of

623
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 3: course named them and got really involved with them, and

624
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: then yeah, something killed one night. Yeah, it's they all

625
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 3: died very terribly one night where it was like, oh,

626
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: no more of that, like no more getting attached to

627
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: farm animals.

628
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, every critter, including humans, loves to eat Chickensn't you

629
00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 5: get chickens? The word is out. Yeah, coyotes, hawks, possums, hobos,

630
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 5: everybody is on the lookout to slaughter those things. They're

631
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 5: so delicious, they really are, and the poor animals, like

632
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 5: it always happens, it always ends in tragedy. Egg chickens

633
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 5: they could survive. Was that the bike different? Different one?

634
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 4: The other guy has changed outfits and is lying on

635
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 4: his couch waiting.

636
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and should we go to lens crafters? Absolutely, yeah,

637
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 5: all right, let's go laugh.

638
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 4: I think, what are you getting a new lens?

639
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 5: Tell me if I'm being an annoying guest, by the way,

640
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 5: by having you do errands? No, no, no, not at all.

641
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 4: No. It used to be we used to go to

642
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 4: the airport and swear and sweat the whole time because

643
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 4: we thought our guests would miss a flight. Like anything

644
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 4: is less stressful than that.

645
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I would never do that here. I

646
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 5: never even asked people to pick me up at the airport. Yeah,

647
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 5: it's so stressful.

648
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 4: No one should ask.

649
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 5: Let's go left here, and I think I can give us. Yeah,

650
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 5: chickens are like the delicious thing that everybody wants to kill. Yeah,

651
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 5: but that's cool. You were in the four h that's

652
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 5: real farm.

653
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: It was pretty farmy.

654
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: I mean we were like the furthest out from it.

655
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: My dad used to joke that we were like gentlemen farmers.

656
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: But it was actually kind of a fun. I like

657
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: that people are getting into it now because it does

658
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 3: make sense. It's like people during COVID, Like I'm going

659
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 3: to learn to make bread, and I'm going to learn

660
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 3: to do all these things, like, right, we should all

661
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 3: know how to do stuff like this, yeah, or like

662
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: raise animals or whatever.

663
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 4: And then also doing it yourself and not being part

664
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 4: of all those industries, which, if you look into them,

665
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: are all bad.

666
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. And it's kind of like greener because you're reusing

667
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 5: like your table scraps to feed the chickens. And then

668
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 5: my friends give me their used egg cartons and then

669
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 5: I give them eggs, you know, And it's kind of

670
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 5: like a little there's less trucking involved in the whole process,

671
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 5: do you know what I mean. Yeah, it's a smaller,

672
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 5: tinier improvement I guess on your footprint.

673
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's funny how any interest in it will lead

674
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: towards some level of environmentalism.

675
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 5: I think so, I think it is a little bit.

676
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 5: I mean, I still I'm disgusted with how much consumerism

677
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 5: rules our lives. But yes, it's so crazy, isn't it. Yeah.

678
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: It's like in the nineties when I was in college

679
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: and there would be people who would talk about capitalism

680
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: and fuck capitalism, I'd be like, what are you talking?

681
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: That's just how everything works.

682
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: And now the idea that that's kind of becoming the

683
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: way the thing people are talking about of like this,

684
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: this is crushing all of us.

685
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I get it now, this makes sense.

686
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: We don't all need one thousand choices of a plastic thing.

687
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not just the thing the kid with the

688
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: mohawk writes on his notebook.

689
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 5: There's actually a lot of it's.

690
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 4: Real, a lot of meaning.

691
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 5: The Anarchy kid.

692
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Anarchy kid.

693
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 4: It's so funny. It's just a cool logo. I was

694
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 4: writing Anarchy Dead Kennedy's a band. I had not listened

695
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 4: to just intographic design more than anything.

696
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 5: I studied abroad in Austria my junior year of college,

697
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 5: and when I moved back, I went to college in

698
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 5: northern Illinois. We rented a house with some friends and

699
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 5: there were those anarchy people had written anarchy everywhere and

700
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 5: it's the same slogan as like a Austria sticker on

701
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 5: a car. So I thought people were really into Austria

702
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 5: all that the people who lived there before us were

703
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 5: really into Austria. That's so random, Like I was just

704
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 5: in Austria. It looks just like that sticker that people

705
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 5: in Austria put on the back of their bumper, the Austria,

706
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 5: the A with the circle around it, and I'm like, wow,

707
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 5: I wonder if I knew them?

708
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 4: So funny.

709
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 5: Isn't that funny? That is hilarious. This must be the

710
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 5: transfer student.

711
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: House also, because Austria is it kind of an obscure

712
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: of all the countries that I've ever heard of. People

713
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 3: like going to was it? Did it have to do

714
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 3: with your major?

715
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 5: Or were you? Like?

716
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 3: No.

717
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 5: A girl on my dorm floor freshman year came back

718
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 5: and she was a friend and she's like, you have

719
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 5: to go to Austria for it because our school had

720
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 5: an exchange program. Like why, She's like, because we traveled everywhere.

721
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 5: It's in the middle of Europe and every weekend we

722
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 5: went to Italy and Hungary and Poland and Norway and

723
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 5: we were back for school on Funday's old and so

724
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 5: I'm like, maybe I will. And she planted the seed

725
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 5: and then I junior year, I didn't know what I

726
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 5: was doing. I was kind of lost. I'm like can

727
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 5: I I asked my parents. They said, you can go

728
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 5: for a year, and it was affordable, and they ended

729
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 5: up going for a whole year.

730
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, and what was it like, I mean, can

731
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: you give.

732
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 5: Us a little?

733
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 4: Was it like Lilly Walka?

734
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 5: It was very good chocolate, very good beer. It was

735
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 5: American student living basically in the stables for from the

736
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 5: Sound of Music in Salzburg, Austria. It was gorgeous, but

737
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 5: it was the castle stables and our school was the stables.

738
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 5: It was a bunch of kids from Rochester Institute of

739
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: Design that were photography students, and then a bunch of

740
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 5: kids from Miami, of Ohio and Northern Illinois. Different schools

741
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 5: had American programs over there, and all the everyone lived

742
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 5: with the Austrian family. Oh. Yeah, it was pretty interesting

743
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 5: and it was wonderful and I had to learn to

744
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 5: speak German.

745
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 4: And yeah, and you were there a whole year.

746
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 5: I was there a whole year. In the month between semesters,

747
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 5: my roommate was from there was a bunch of kids

748
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 5: from Tokyo, Japan that were part of the program. Weirdly,

749
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 5: and my roommate was from Tokyo. So the month between

750
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 5: the fall and winter we lived. We basically lived in Turkey.

751
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 5: We knocked around Turkey because it was so cheap and

752
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 5: I'd never been to Turkey, and that was like mind

753
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 5: bogglingly interesting.

754
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 3: I want to go to Turkey really bad because they

755
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 3: have all those really old mosaics. Did you go to

756
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: the Mosaic Museum where it's basically like they're from three

757
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 3: thousand years ago.

758
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 5: Uh, there's a town called Ephesis that they brought back

759
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 5: all these mosaics. But I don't know if it's the

760
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 5: where the museum is. You can go left here. I

761
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 5: think this might service, but I don't know. But yeah,

762
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 5: it's what's amazing about Turkey is there's so much ancient

763
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,479
Speaker 5: history there and it's not like Greece, Like everybody thinks

764
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 5: Greece had everything, but they had tons of stuff happening

765
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 5: in that area too. Yeah.

766
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, anywhere you go you realize how much older everywhere

767
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 4: is than America.

768
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Italy. You're in a seven eleven and then

769
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 5: there's a column in the parking lot that's two thousand

770
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 5: BC and it's got a plaque on It's like what. Yeah.

771
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, when I was in England, i went through

772
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 4: a graveyard because you know, it's kind of cool that

773
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 4: see that people died in sixteen eighty or whatever. And

774
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 4: I saw a tombstone from the seventeen hundreds and it

775
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 4: was the guy's name, and it wrote he had the quote, help,

776
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 4: there's beetles and worms down here.

777
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 3: No.

778
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 4: And to me, that that a guy hundreds of years

779
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 4: ago wanted that joke on his tombstone made me so happy,

780
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 4: Like a joke tombstone and this guy was like, yeah,

781
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 4: he died of old age at forty and wanted it

782
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 4: was just so great to me.

783
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 5: That's pretty fun.

784
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: I love.

785
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 5: There was one I think it was another English one.

786
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's the Lenscraft there it is, I think

787
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 5: on his tombstone said born a man, died a baker.

788
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 5: Oh that's great funny.

789
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.

790
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is kind of fun to like. I don't

791
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 5: know that I would. I mean, I guess I haven't

792
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 5: planned on doing it. Having a comic that's half on

793
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 5: your tombstone.

794
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's figure him out.

795
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 5: That would be like ballsy.

796
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 4: I think that. That's what I'm impressed with the most

797
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 4: people that aren't horrified to die, That's that's that's what

798
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 4: I'm impressed.

799
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 5: Well, kind of doesn't matter either, obviously you're gone right right.

800
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 5: Your family might be like, oh no, we don't want that.

801
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

802
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's when you say, don't be selfish. This

803
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: is my tombstone.

804
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 4: Yeah right, that's what I'll put on my tombstone.

805
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 5: There it is.

806
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 4: Shut up, mom, I mean here combing my hair. Stop knocking.

807
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 5: Now. Have you guys ever been to a Lens Crafters?

808
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 5: Does that interest you?

809
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I've I'm a Warby Parker guy.

810
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 5: I normally am too, but I was in a rush

811
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 5: and I lost my glasses when I was out of state,

812
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I just called them and said, can

813
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 5: you just print me up another pair of one?

814
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 4: That's what I did. I got these exact lenses, went

815
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 4: to the improv. They were two days old. I set

816
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 4: them down somewhere, someone grabbed them assuming, hey, these are

817
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 4: my Warby Parkers in a case and they never were

818
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 4: found again. I've went and bought the exact same ones. Yeah,

819
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 4: here's five hundred dollars again away exactly.

820
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: Which Also, there's it's all it's all marked up. Well

821
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 1: you'll see when you.

822
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 5: Go in there. You'll see when you go what do

823
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 5: you mean, what do you what am I going to see? Well?

824
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 3: It just they cost thirty five dollars to make about

825
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 3: your we all pay eight hundred dollars to get glasses

826
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: and it's just a scam.

827
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 5: I know it is a scam. I prepaid. I think

828
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 5: it's gonna I think it came in around five hundred. Everything.

829
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: We're just getting you excited by letting you know it's

830
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 4: a ripoff. But they're needed, they're needed.

831
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 5: I know, all right, we'll be back with Matt Walsh.

832
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 4: I've never done that.

833
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I know that's cool.

834
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: It's just something different, yes, but.

835
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 5: Also, what's fucking Mott Walsh? Like?

836
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: Do what you want?

837
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 4: Little breaks?

838
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the coolest.

839
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 4: You have to bring up a time when you guys

840
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 4: were hung out, so we.

841
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: Didn't, though I can't. I went out.

842
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 3: I dated a guy that was kind of like friends

843
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: with him, but more of like just worshiped him, and

844
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: so I met him once through that guy. But this

845
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: was literally the year two thousand, so I was completely

846
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 3: just assuming, especially with the career he's had, right, I

847
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: was just like, it's nice to meet you, and I

848
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 3: fucking do that every time where you don't have to

849
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 3: say those words and you can slip out of any

850
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: social awkwardness, and I just do it every time.

851
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I started saying, because it's usable if you have

852
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 4: met someone or not. I just always say it's good

853
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 4: to see you. Yeah, I don't say again, you know

854
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 4: it's good to see you. No, I did mean for

855
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: the first time.

856
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: And you can't prove I didn't.

857
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

858
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 8: I used to actually get my glasses at this Lenscrafter's

859
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 8: because I worked close by and lived to look like

860
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 8: And it was so frustrating because I'd always be like, yeah,

861
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 8: I just don't want these rectangular you know, like it

862
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 8: was like early two thousands and everything was like rectangular,

863
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 8: back rectangular glasses.

864
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, could I get a different kind?

865
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: And it was just like there was no other options.

866
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 4: Those are back now they shan't be I. I really

867
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 4: don't like them, and I see them sometimes. Or round ones.

868
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 4: Oh man. My sister got me some readers that were

869
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 4: just wears walldow round.

870
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 5: And what like.

871
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 4: I thought you they're quirky.

872
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Chris, look at me right now.

873
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 5: Those are different.

874
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 4: Those look like they flip up, you know what I'm

875
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 4: talking about. These were turtle shell Sally Jesse, Raphael, small

876
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 4: little guys, but those are round and cool. Maybe I'm wrong.

877
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: Well, it's just a personality.

878
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 5: Did you get I'm wearing them.

879
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: Those are are those?

880
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 5: There are great?

881
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 4: You can't go wrong with that classic aviator.

882
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 5: And then they asked me, tell me what I know,

883
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 5: what were you guys talking about. I don't want to

884
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 5: be rude.

885
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to listen to the episode.

886
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 5: Talking let him in. Doesn't he look old?

887
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 4: That's that limp and it's.

888
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 3: And then you have a totally different experience and you're like,

889
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: that was really I love that.

890
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 4: It felt like on a Saturday with old friends. Did

891
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,959
Speaker 4: you want to bring up the other that guy?

892
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: Oh, just just to say, have you ever had problems

893
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: with people mistaking you for the right wing pundit Matt Walsh.

894
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 5: Not in person but on the internets. Yeah, not lately,

895
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 5: but yeah, because he's very He's like a conservative provocateur

896
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 5: who says awful things to get the left all wound up.

897
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 5: And then people come at me. Oh no, I'm like,

898
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 5: I'm not him. I don't.

899
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: I didn't write a book, you know, so people do

900
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 4: come at you.

901
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 5: Not lately, like I think it's kind of known. But

902
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 5: when he's like spiking or trending after some awful thing

903
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 5: he said, someone out of the woodwork will come out

904
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 5: of nowhere and find maybe follow me for the first

905
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 5: day or something, you know what I mean, And you're

906
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 5: an asshole, And I'm like, or I don't respond.

907
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: Right, But did you take money from Russia?

908
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,479
Speaker 5: Though too, I've never taken money from Russia. I didn't

909
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 5: make a movie about what is a woman? I don't

910
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 5: poke the left and say things I don't necessarily believe.

911
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was almost worth? When I first moved to

912
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, there was a I'm Chris Fairbanks and this

913
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 4: guy's Christopher Fairbanks and he was he had been on

914
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 4: Comedy Control and he had done some stand up, but

915
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 4: he is mostly an actor, and he had been on

916
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 4: that TV show Hunter. But but we didn't look he

917
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 4: was tall. He looked like Martin Mule from Night Court

918
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 4: or you know, that kind of a figure.

919
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 5: And that's where the good Donut place is right over there.

920
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's that's that's a good one.

921
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 4: That's like one from the Donut Kids documentary.

922
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 5: But did it? But did it limit you or were

923
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 5: you confused?

924
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't understand. First of all, I

925
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 4: don't know what IMDb is. I'm not worried about credit.

926
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you're talking. He was concerned

927
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: more than I was, and was coming to shows that

928
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 4: I was doing really and like, hey, we gotta take

929
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 4: care of this.

930
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 5: Uh, take care of it.

931
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. He was worried that I was going to go

932
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 4: by Christopher because that was He's like, do you just

933
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: go by Chris or Christopher? I said, I'll just go

934
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: by Chris, and you go by Christopher and keep being

935
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 4: a foot taller than me, and and yeah and then

936
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 4: and I still talk to him every now and then.

937
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 4: He's actually a nice guy. But what made it weird

938
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 4: was we both had comedy credits.

939
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 5: Was his sag name the same as yours?

940
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, he went by Christopher. I've always kind of wanted

941
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 4: to go by Christopher. I thought it sounded more professional,

942
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 4: but it makes people think of that Columbus prick.

943
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

944
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 4: So I just stayed Chris and he's Christopher, and that

945
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 4: was the end of it.

946
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 3: I would be scared if someone showed up at a

947
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 3: show to discuss the business they believed that we had. Yeah,

948
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 3: that would be I would be like, I can't, I

949
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: can't talk multiple times.

950
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes really, But then he was really nice about it.

951
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 4: I just I was like, oh he was free again

952
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 4: tonight also, but yeah, it it, I'm not I'm not

953
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 4: talking bad.

954
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 5: About no, no, no, no, that's clearly probably everyone. He's scrolling

955
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 5: through a name checking all of that episode.

956
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 4: He finally mentioned me.

957
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 5: Well, he was being I think he was being an

958
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 5: adult about it. But that would be nervous and intimidated.

959
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 5: If somebody started coming by my shows and going, hey man,

960
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 5: we got to talk about the name thing. Yeah, I'd

961
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 5: be like, uh, whatever you want. Yeah I was.

962
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 4: I was still in my twenties, and yes, he very

963
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 4: much was an adult, and that's why it was intimidated.

964
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 4: I probably didn't know how to talk back then. I've

965
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 4: only learned in recent years how to communicate with other

966
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 4: adult men.

967
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: You've gotten.

968
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 5: Wait practice, Are there any Karen Kilgarriffs.

969
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 3: Yes, my cousin John actually married a woman named Karen,

970
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 3: So there's there's a Karen kill Gariff that I get

971
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 3: to talk to like a couple times a year, who

972
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 3: uh from when my podcast got popular, reports to me

973
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: all the shit that happens to her because of that.

974
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 3: So there's like an actual and she lives in Sacramento,

975
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: which is where I tried to go to college but

976
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: didn't do a very good job at it, so that's

977
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: kind of funny.

978
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 4: Just out of interest, and who else has my name?

979
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 4: There was like a professional bodybuilder that had won some

980
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 4: national competitions and a fireman that did a lot of

981
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 4: heroic things during nine to eleven. Oh and so I.

982
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 1: Was sorry, two different people.

983
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 4: These are all Chris Fairbanks's but different guys.

984
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 5: Bodybuilder is not the fire different guy.

985
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but it's just Google imaging usually looking for myself.

986
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden there's a ripped guy

987
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 4: and a patriotic hero, and then and then five more

988
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: and then me. But I was I had the meeting

989
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 4: where they're like, so what do you I didn't know

990
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 4: it was a pitch meeting because I was young and

991
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 4: dumb and full of you know, I'm sorry all the time,

992
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 4: so things like yeah, exactly exactly, I should have just

993
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 4: said it anyway, I act I pitched, Oh what about

994
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 4: I don't know, a reality show where I lived with

995
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 4: this other comedian Chris Fairbanks and a fireman named Chris

996
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 4: Fairbanks and a bodybuilder named Chris Fairbanks and we have

997
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: to live in a house. And it was during reality

998
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 4: house shows being what everyone wanted and they were like,

999
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 4: we like that. I'm like, oh no, and I I

1000
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 4: just didn't pick up the phone for a while. That

1001
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 4: problem solved it.

1002
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 5: I solved it.

1003
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to do that.

1004
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 3: You sold a show in the room and you're like, Nope,

1005
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 3: this isn't gonna work.

1006
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 4: It got a slight green thumb.

1007
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 5: Uh yeah it should. You scared yourself.

1008
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 4: I did. How long were the Upright Citizens Brigade a

1009
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 4: group before it was a TV show or did it

1010
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 4: happen around the same time.

1011
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 5: We were a group in the early nineties in Chicago

1012
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 5: and we got a TV show in ninety eight.

1013
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: Okay, it was a great TV show.

1014
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 4: It was great.

1015
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 5: I really loved watching it.

1016
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 4: Was it on MTV or Comedy Central?

1017
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 5: Comedy Central?

1018
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I brought up MTV. There's that goddamn group

1019
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 4: the state.

1020
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 5: We were kids. Yeah you guys, Oh yeah, Well they

1021
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 5: had a show when we landed in New York, and

1022
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 5: I think it was just ending when we got to

1023
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 5: New York.

1024
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 4: How mad do you want to But I'm.

1025
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 5: Friends with like David Wayne and all those guys. Tom

1026
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 5: Lennon like it doesn't Yeah.

1027
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 4: I noticed you didn't say Michael Lean Black.

1028
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 5: Mich Lean Black. I've done shows with Michael and Black. Yeah,

1029
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 5: he's funny.

1030
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1031
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: I visited his house in Savannah, Georgia.

1032
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 4: Oh no, I know, hole, I dug a hole.

1033
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 5: No I know. Yeah, yeah, we get along swimmingly.

1034
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1035
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Really like the nineties competition though, was its own era.

1036
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 3: And then also I think it made people like try

1037
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 3: really hard.

1038
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 5: It's like you.

1039
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 3: Guys wanted to, you know, as good, if not beat

1040
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: the state, that's always good.

1041
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 5: Were you part of mister show? I was part of

1042
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 5: mister performing, just performing, just performing? Yeah really yeah, that

1043
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 5: was like a standard that was I would see shows

1044
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 5: when you guys were taping I think before we had

1045
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 5: a show.

1046
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:25,479
Speaker 1: Oh really.

1047
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 5: I would come to LA for whatever pilot season, and

1048
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 5: I knew people like you know, Jerry Minor that were

1049
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 5: circling Yeah, yeah, Hoffman and so I knew them from Chicago,

1050
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 5: and so I would go see tape things and I

1051
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 5: loosely got to know Bob. Do you leave it a

1052
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 5: little bit?

1053
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 3: Maybe such a cool like happenstance for me where like

1054
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 3: obviously didn't know those guys, moved to LA and just

1055
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 3: we all started doing shows at the same place, and

1056
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 3: so it was kind of like a little group formed

1057
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: just purely around more of the people, like people that

1058
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 3: everybody liked to drink together. And then it was like,

1059
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: but we also are doing the show, and then we

1060
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 3: all think the other people are funny. It was like,

1061
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 3: what a great, I don't know, what a lucky thing

1062
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 3: to be able to kind of fall into that those relationships.

1063
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I agree, and I think that's the easier

1064
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 5: part of being a sketch performer versus a stand up

1065
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's that community and a bit of camaraderie

1066
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 5: and you do things together, you collaborate together, but you

1067
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 5: also drink too much together.

1068
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,439
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I did love the drinking part.

1069
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1070
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 4: I moved to Austin fully intending on doing improv and

1071
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 4: then just started doing stand up. And it was so

1072
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 4: hard to do both that I just because I wasn't

1073
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 4: presented with a group that like, oh, these are all

1074
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 4: my friends and I could see myself hanging out with them.

1075
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 4: If you don't have that going into it, maybe it's

1076
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 4: harder to think about. Yeah, but scan ups just by

1077
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 4: yourself and I could be lazy and not show up.

1078
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 4: It's only me that I'm disappointed.

1079
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 5: Stand up's harder, though, I think it's a much harder

1080
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 5: art form.

1081
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: Well it's but I took a I don't know, I

1082
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 3: took an improv class, probably like around two thousand and

1083
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: two or something. I was so scared. It was from

1084
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 3: Chris Barnes.

1085
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 5: I know who he is. Yeah, he's a Chicago guy.

1086
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 3: Loved him, Yes, such a good teacher. And I went

1087
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 3: with my friend who was actually signed up for the class,

1088
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 3: and she made me go and I was like, final,

1089
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 3: I'll just go and then we're going out after it.

1090
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 3: And I was like final'll just sit in the back

1091
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 3: and I'll say I'm auditing. And of course Chris Barnes

1092
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 3: was like, no, no, no, get up here. You're doing

1093
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 3: it with us, and I was like oh. And it

1094
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: was that kind of thing where it's like I'm such

1095
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: a control freak and I don't the way I'm used

1096
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 3: to being funny is like all my idea and I

1097
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 3: don't no one else is involved. And that idea of

1098
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 3: like no, no, you have to first of all not

1099
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 3: be funny and just figure out a reality and then

1100
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 3: be there and then figure something out together.

1101
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: Everything about that was so scary to me.

1102
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah that is scary, but you're

1103
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 5: not having to deliver a laugh. Yeah, and the beauty

1104
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 5: of so yeah, that is scary. I understand that. But

1105
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 5: I feel like stand up because I did stand up

1106
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 5: in Chicago for probably a year and a half in

1107
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 5: like say early nineties, late eighties, and it was like

1108
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 5: kind of like anyone who had fifteen minutes was like

1109
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 5: going up to Milwaukee and doing a half hour, you

1110
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 5: know what I mean. It was the boom and so

1111
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 5: they were just grabbing you and making you perform more

1112
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 5: than you had material for. Yeah, and that was a

1113
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 5: roller coaster of up and down, just like good nights,

1114
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 5: bad nights. But you're like alone in a hotel in Milwaukee,

1115
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 5: and like the whole audience hated you, and then you're like,

1116
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 5: am I worthy of hate? Maybe they are right, Maybe

1117
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 5: this self loathing that I'm feeling is justified.

1118
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still the hardest part is the hotel room

1119
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 4: by yourself afterwards.

1120
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1121
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you gotta love law and order because

1122
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 3: law and order will be there and if you if

1123
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 3: you meet law and order halfway, you'll be fine.

1124
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 5: It'll like help you forget.

1125
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, really it did for me.

1126
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 4: That soothing ping pong and you.

1127
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 5: Were able to you were able to say I am

1128
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 5: funny those people.

1129
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: God damn it.

1130
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 5: That's great because I don't think I found that that

1131
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 5: show or that I don't know that practice. Yeah, I

1132
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 5: didn't have that practice. It was like hard to shake,

1133
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 5: but it was really cool.

1134
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 3: Like the lesson I learned an improv, which is kind

1135
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: of like, how about you relax and let something fun

1136
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 3: happen as opposed to actually believing that you're going to

1137
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 3: control this into hilarity.

1138
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 5: Like that was it.

1139
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 3: It was a great experience and kind of like after

1140
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 3: a while, I was like, oh, this makes so much

1141
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 3: more sense, and the skill set is such a larger

1142
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 3: skill set than just listen to me.

1143
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 5: Right, there's all the things I made up.

1144
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 4: I would I would panic and go for a laugh,

1145
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 4: and I could hear the rest of the group kind

1146
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 4: of disappointingly sigh because I and I'm like, oh, I'm

1147
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 4: maybe bad at this, and all I want is to

1148
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 4: get laughs and it's at the expense of what everyone

1149
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 4: else was trying to build in that moment, and I'm like, well,

1150
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 4: maybe I'm not good at this.

1151
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think my early improve mistakes were like, oh,

1152
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 5: I know how to be funny. You just talk all

1153
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 5: the time. Yeah, and I shudder to think how terrible

1154
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 5: I must have been in my earliest, earliest shows. Yeah,

1155
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 5: me trying to feel silence.

1156
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 4: It's like, no, totally, if I stop talking, I'll hear

1157
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 4: that they're not laughing. If I just rattle through it, yeah,

1158
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 4: I still do that. But it's so even. It seems

1159
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 4: like with stand up. The first guys I opened for,

1160
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 4: like Bob Zaney, wasn't he let's here's Chicago guy. Oh, uncle,

1161
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 4: Larry Reap, Like there was all these.

1162
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 5: Guys that they were around when I was doing it.

1163
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would travel and surprise, You're in a condo

1164
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 4: with this guy that's been doing it for twenty five

1165
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 4: years already, and they seem to not enjoy it. And

1166
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 4: I'm just getting excited about it. But it seems like

1167
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 4: everyonemost everyone I opened for John Bizarre, everyone was from Chicago,

1168
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 4: all of the stand ups. You are from such a

1169
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 4: because you grew up near Chicago, right, Yeah.

1170
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 5: I I was born in the South Side and lived

1171
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 5: in Chicago, so I was like eleven or twelve, and

1172
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 5: then we moved to the suburbs. So yeah, I spent

1173
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 5: like most of my life in the Chicago area.

1174
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so cool and and yeah I got lucky

1175
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 4: growing up in Montana. Of course, it's not even an option.

1176
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 4: It's I had to like act a fly fall into it.

1177
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 5: But did you go to first La or first to Austin? I?

1178
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 4: Uh, first to Austin. Yeah, and and stayed there a

1179
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 4: few years. And I just followed a girlfriend that had

1180
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 4: like her life planned and was like, I'm going to

1181
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 4: teach at U T and then and I was like

1182
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 4: can I come? And then she was like you should

1183
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 4: do stand up? Like thank god she was there to

1184
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 4: make me start doing it because I probably would have

1185
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 4: just drank and skateboarded. Yeah, so it's but yeah, all

1186
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 4: the we studied Chicago. The fact that you studied with

1187
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 4: that del like you knew Dell close when he's alive

1188
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 4: and worked with him, right.

1189
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 5: I did. I took classes with That's great.

1190
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 4: Clothes so great because we've read the book. I remember

1191
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 4: my first start. We like got that truth and Comedy

1192
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 4: book and like, okay, we have to read this and

1193
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 4: learn and went to Austin for the big stinking and

1194
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 4: I guess maybe we meant the naked babies guys. Yes,

1195
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 4: and that's they went there. Yeah, yeah, and we were like, well,

1196
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 4: let's we were somehow in like a long form thing

1197
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 4: with that. All we had ever done was short games

1198
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 4: like freeze tag and stuff. I didn't even know about

1199
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 4: this world of long form and haralds and sketches. And

1200
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 4: I saw how good they were, and I was like, eh,

1201
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 4: I think that's what talked me into doing.

1202
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 5: I don't want to have that.

1203
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Rob Cordrey and all those guys.

1204
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 5: Well it's funny, I know, Rob and Husky and Seth and.

1205
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're still the sweetest guys.

1206
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think cord told me when they did that

1207
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 5: festival for the first time, they were so new they

1208
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 5: thought like, wow, how do we handle it when all

1209
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 5: these managers and agents come to us after our show

1210
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 5: at the big change, Like they thought it was all

1211
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 5: going to change, because that I think was one of

1212
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 5: their first breaks. So funny, but we all have that like, wow,

1213
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 5: it's gonna all change after like you know, my show's

1214
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 5: on Comedy Central for four episode.

1215
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that too, and I thought that they

1216
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 4: had been doing it forever. Yeah, they were so good

1217
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 4: at it and I learned a lot from them, And

1218
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 4: then when I moved here, they were working at your

1219
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 4: the the UCB at Franklin, like or at least Seth

1220
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 4: was there.

1221
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was an artistic director there. Yeah.

1222
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. How much were you a part of opening those

1223
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 4: those theaters?

1224
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 5: Well, the one in La, I mean I opened them all.

1225
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 5: The one in La didn't open until like me and

1226
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 5: Ian got out here, but I think Best was here

1227
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 5: for a couple of years sure, and then the Franklin

1228
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 5: space opened when like Ian and I were out here,

1229
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 5: So it was kind of like, once we were all

1230
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 5: in one city, we were like, we should probably open

1231
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 5: one here. So yeah, idea.

1232
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean just because there was enough stand

1233
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 4: up going on at least once or twice a week

1234
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 4: that I felt like that was kind of my oddly

1235
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 4: my home stand up club, and I wasn't doing any

1236
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 4: of the the learning that the school taught.

1237
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 5: It was just like the comedy Bang Bang and stuff

1238
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 5: you were. Yeah. Yeah that was at Death Ray Comedy

1239
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 5: death Rays. Yeah, yeah, that was a big show.

1240
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1241
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was which used to be an m bar right.

1242
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 4: Yes, that's where the other Christopher Fairbanks first approached me.

1243
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 5: Oh, is there a plaque like where you guys had

1244
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 5: your sit down and brokeer the piece. I have.

1245
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 4: Just perfectly symmetrical handshake and had that bronze Yeah, yeah

1246
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 4: that was Are you serious?

1247
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 5: This is a sticky one. Yeah, this is not a

1248
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 5: could we do this?

1249
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 4: It's funny that we just were talking about how terrifying is.

1250
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 5: Hang to you? Yeah? Do that? Yeah you did it.

1251
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 5: Tricky one. It's not a great one.

1252
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: I knew. I thought they stayed back a little far

1253
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: on that.

1254
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to guess what people are up to

1255
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 5: on that.

1256
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 3: So living so close to that, do you experience that

1257
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 3: or do you kind of have it down here?

1258
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 5: I kind of know how to play it. Yeah, but

1259
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 5: I wasn't thinking I was having a conversation. I should

1260
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 5: have been a better no, no, no assistant. Look at this

1261
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 5: little theater. Isn't that cool? I didn't know that was there.

1262
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 5: The brick house, brick house theater shot out to the

1263
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 5: brick house guys. Yeah theater are still alive.

1264
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 4: Still, Yeah, we're brand new with the vintage looking sign.

1265
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was going to ask you guys. When I

1266
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 5: got my glasses, they asked me for the warranty. Do

1267
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 5: you guys ever get warranties when you buy like a

1268
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 5: stereo or a TV? Or a pair of glasses that.

1269
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 4: The word warranty just means my dad, Like it's something

1270
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 4: my dad would do, and of course I should, but no, no, I.

1271
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 5: Never do ever. Because I asked her, I'm like, well,

1272
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 5: so does it cover him if I lose them? And

1273
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 5: she's like, no, just if something like is broken, but

1274
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 5: only up.

1275
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: To a certain point.

1276
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, and it's two hundred and fifty bucks or something.

1277
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 5: I didn't ask. I didn't go down that road.

1278
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 4: One thing we all three of us should do when

1279
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 4: we purchase our next pocket computer iPhone, it's for eleven

1280
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 4: bucks a month. You get the lost or stolen insurance.

1281
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,439
Speaker 5: I think we have that on our plan, our family plan.

1282
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 5: I think that is worth it. Yeah.

1283
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 4: I can't imagine getting a new phone, losing it and

1284
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 4: then continuing to pay for it. That's what would I mean?

1285
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 6: That's yeah, yeah, that would be a nasty Luckily, because

1286
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 6: an iPhone is like if you had no discount and

1287
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 6: you wanted to get the what are they on sixteen?

1288
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?

1289
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 5: Is that like twelve hundred dollars? I don't even know,

1290
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 5: like without a trading value, right.

1291
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 4: Because I wanted to keep my old one as my Hey,

1292
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 4: let me try and become a TikTok comedian filming phone, and.

1293
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 5: This will motivate me.

1294
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 4: I'm not going to have the twelve hundred dollars one

1295
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 4: on a tripod in the back of a dark room,

1296
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Let me the one that

1297
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,439
Speaker 4: has an amazing camera. I'll keep that in my pants.

1298
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 4: And the old one, oh, I'll just get a new one. Yeah.

1299
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 4: It's we should all get warranties, is the point.

1300
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, my new filmmaker identity requires me to get the

1301
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 5: most expensive and get me a tripod.

1302
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 3: My thing is that for warranties, do I know where

1303
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 3: that paperwork is when the thing happens, because I can't

1304
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 3: keep track of anything. Yeah, And oftentimes it feels like

1305
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 3: anytime you're like, oh wait, maybe the warranty could help

1306
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: me out here, it's like that expired three weeks ago. Yeah, yes,

1307
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 3: so there's a there is a timing issue. It's like

1308
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 3: you're paying, but but you're only being covered for a

1309
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 3: little bit.

1310
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 5: It feels like, yeah, and if it's a good like

1311
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 5: if it's Sony or like a ken More dishwasher, they

1312
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 5: have a good warranty from the company, hopefully right they have.

1313
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 5: That's the hope is that. Yeah, you're you're still covered

1314
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 5: for most of it.

1315
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's on their computer somewhere.

1316
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: Should I go around? Should I?

1317
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 5: You can go around and we'll figure out. Like I

1318
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 5: think I'm getting kicked out. I think the show's dropping

1319
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:39,959
Speaker 5: in ratings. You're sensing are people logging off? We're looking off.

1320
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: It's so weird.

1321
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 3: If we asked to know, and then it's like, yeah, unfortunately,

1322
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 3: this is not testing.

1323
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's not that we just got word you

1324
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 4: got the wrong prescription.

1325
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 5: Oh I do have to pick up a prescription.

1326
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 4: We got quot it's no need for four zones of

1327
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 4: vision and one lens. We gotta go back. I know

1328
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 4: that you have I believe twenty brothers and sisters six.

1329
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 4: But I one night did a show in at an

1330
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 4: Italian restaurant. I don't know any more than that. But

1331
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 4: I was hanging out with this group of guys and

1332
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 4: we got very drunk, and I had so much fun

1333
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 4: and we were riffing and at the end one of

1334
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 4: them was your brother, probably my brother Pat It maybe

1335
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 4: was he lives in the valley.

1336
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 5: He lives in La Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe it was Fatello. Yeah,

1337
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 5: that was one of his old hangs.

1338
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 4: That's so fun because I was, I had a great

1339
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 4: time with your brother one night, and I knew i'd

1340
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 4: probably never see him again. Yeah, and uh and at

1341
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 4: the last minute he mentioned you're his brother, and I'm like,

1342
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 4: that guy's the best.

1343
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, he is funny, he is a good guy. Yeah,

1344
01:06:55,600 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 5: he's like the only family I have here in Labody

1345
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 5: else is in.

1346
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 4: I thought maybe you would know who I was talking about,

1347
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 4: because all your siblings probably didn't move to Los Angeles.

1348
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 4: But no, how many brothers and sisters.

1349
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 5: Get three sisters and three brothers.

1350
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 4: Wow, that's amazing.

1351
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: That's a nice Irish family.

1352
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 5: It's a nice Irish Catholic family, servative Irish Catholic family.

1353
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 5: It is very much so. Yeah, it's not as big

1354
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 5: as they get.

1355
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, any bigger and boy, although when I was I

1356
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 9: was in Pennsylvania and there was a guy and his

1357
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 9: wife and they had ten foster children.

1358
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 5: I visited their farm. They're kind of an Amish country

1359
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 5: and they're like a nice Christian couple and doing this

1360
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 5: lovely thing of like taking problematic children into their home

1361
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 5: and adopting them slowly. And I'm like, that's a crazy

1362
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 5: big family, especially you can pull into the driveway if

1363
01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 5: you want, just nudge in for safety, per Yeah, I

1364
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 5: just put your nose right up to the gate, push

1365
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 5: it a little well, just so like you don't feel

1366
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 5: like you're gonna get hit or honked at.

1367
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1368
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's a big family, ten foster children of

1369
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 5: all different backgrounds.

1370
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah that is. Yeah, maybe one day I'll

1371
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 4: do that.

1372
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 5: You're don't advise it'd be a great father.

1373
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 4: To someone clearly in need.

1374
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: Ten immediately.

1375
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 3: Now, do you have anything to plug or should we

1376
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 3: be watching anything or thinking about anything that you are

1377
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 3: working on.

1378
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 5: I'm really liking Murders in the Building. Oh yeah, I'm

1379
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 5: not on it. That's the show. I'm really into that.

1380
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 5: I wait for every week. Okay, there's a movie I

1381
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 5: did with Nick Jonas called The Good Half, which I

1382
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:55,439
Speaker 5: think drops on Hulu next month. Cool Elizabeth sho and

1383
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 5: Britney Snow really good cast, really nice movie. And then

1384
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 5: Jonas is good.

1385
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 4: He was in the M M A. The Kingdom.

1386
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,759
Speaker 5: He's a good I mean he was great obviously, Yeah.

1387
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 4: Because yeah I was. That's amazing. Yeah, that'll be great.

1388
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:13,720
Speaker 4: I will watch it.

1389
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I do a podcast like you guys where

1390
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 5: we watch except ours rewatch episodes of Deep Oh that's great.

1391
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 5: Second in Command.

1392
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know that existed.

1393
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, well a lot of people don't know exists.

1394
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: Well we have to tell them.

1395
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1396
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 5: I love Second in Command and it's me and Tim

1397
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 5: Simons and we have a lot sorts of people from

1398
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 5: the show.

1399
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

1400
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good excuse to talk to people from

1401
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 5: the show and then have random guests on as well.

1402
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: Us must have like a rabbit fan base. I mean

1403
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: that show was big for a while.

1404
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, people are hardcore fans of that show, and people

1405
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 5: strangely still watch it and they watch it to go

1406
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 5: to sleep too, which is weird. They find it come

1407
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 5: being to watch that of all shows, which I find surprising.

1408
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something about I find that comforting too. Sometimes,

1409
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 3: Like come home from a long, stressful day at work

1410
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 3: and you're like, now I want to watch someone else

1411
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 3: be stressed out at work.

1412
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: That makes me feel better.

1413
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Like. So what

1414
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 5: do you, if I may ask, what do you watch

1415
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 5: to wind down at the end of the night. Is

1416
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 5: there like a law and order like you mentioned when

1417
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 5: you're in stand up World?

1418
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 3: I can't I can't look at Law and Order anymore

1419
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 3: because of all that. Okay, trauma and dammit it. Okay, no,

1420
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 3: right now, I'm My show is King of the Hill,

1421
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 3: and I'm actually in the Yeah, I've just been plowing

1422
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 3: through because there's thirteen seasons.

1423
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 5: It's so good.

1424
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 3: It's written so perfectly, and it's about things and it's

1425
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,439
Speaker 3: like moving and I had no idea. I always was like, oh,

1426
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 3: this is just a bunch of like texting guide jokes.

1427
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,679
Speaker 4: Before it was syndicated anywhere in Austin, it just played

1428
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 4: around the clock. There's like a King of the Hill channel,

1429
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 4: So really, I'm like, oh, apparently I didn't realize other

1430
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,480
Speaker 4: states were also watching it, because it seems.

1431
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 3: Because it's also on Hulu and it's like watch it there.

1432
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 3: It's almost like the conservative, the reasonable conservative man is

1433
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 3: represented and they don't ever get it wrong. So it's

1434
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 3: like what the late nineties, early two thousands, but there's

1435
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 3: never anything that you go, oh, I wish they didn't

1436
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 3: say that, or any of those kind of like no

1437
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 3: one else is a victim to any of that comedy,

1438
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 3: and it is the way they do it is like

1439
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 3: seems miraculous.

1440
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 4: To me because Mike Judge is a genius.

1441
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: He's so good.

1442
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 3: And Toby Huss does every fucking voice on this Really

1443
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 3: it is like anyone who isn't Hank Hill or.

1444
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 5: Bobby Hill Toby.

1445
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 3: It's wild because I love Toby and he's the best.

1446
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 3: But like I was like, hold it, wait, that teacher

1447
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 3: was Toby, Wait that mechanic was Toby, And you.

1448
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 1: Just realize he's doing all of these voices.

1449
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 4: I can't see him and not think Frank Sinatra from

1450
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 4: the year four TV like that, that's who doesn't.

1451
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 5: Right, Frank Sinatra. That's kind of my dream though, too,

1452
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 5: is to do an animation voice. Have you ever done

1453
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 5: I've never been a character, like a regular part of

1454
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 5: an animation show. No, I've done like a drop in

1455
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,639
Speaker 5: here and there. Have you ever done that?

1456
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,679
Speaker 1: I got to do it on there was a show

1457
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,439
Speaker 1: called Craig of the Creek and they.

1458
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:18,639
Speaker 5: Have my kids know that it's a yeah.

1459
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,839
Speaker 3: It was like a cartoon network show and me and Georgia,

1460
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 3: who I do the other podcast with, were like two

1461
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 3: high school goth girls.

1462
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 4: I didn't know about that.

1463
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 3: That's awesome And it was like the first time we

1464
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 3: did it, having to hear myself and be like, oh, this,

1465
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 3: I don't know how to do it. It's like they

1466
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,799
Speaker 3: just asked us to do it for like fun times

1467
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 3: or whatever. But I was like everybody else on that

1468
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 3: show voice acting is such a skill obviously, and I

1469
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I wish I had had this skill

1470
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 3: now that I'm doing it, because it's it has this

1471
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: like there's a whole kind of fullness to it and

1472
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 3: of way you have to act that is only this

1473
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 3: that Like, as I was doing it, I was like, man,

1474
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,799
Speaker 3: I'm starting to get what skill this takes.

1475
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 5: Did they ask you back or it was only for

1476
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 5: one thing?

1477
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 1: No, we did it for a couple of years.

1478
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 5: Well then you must have been great. Would have been

1479
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 5: too bad.

1480
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying it made me really appreciate what

1481
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 3: like the cast members on that show, which were like

1482
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 3: they were young people in their in their twenties playing

1483
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 3: like grammar school students, were fucking amazing. Like every time

1484
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 3: we were there, when they were there, I was like,

1485
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:27,400
Speaker 3: this is incredible.

1486
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's a it's a cool thing.

1487
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 3: And also it's like I don't know, anytime I see

1488
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 3: any of those people or it's like Bob's Burgers all

1489
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 3: those people. We were like, yeah, you just get what's

1490
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 3: fun sounding, and like you just made a character that

1491
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:42,719
Speaker 3: I believe is real.

1492
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:43,639
Speaker 1: It's so cool.

1493
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 4: I can't believe you did that for two years and

1494
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 4: I no, I no knowledge of it.

1495
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 5: The goth girl what's the character's name? We were I

1496
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 5: have no idea, girled the goth girls on Craig of

1497
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 5: the Creek.

1498
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 3: Craig of the Creek that pretended to be witches. We

1499
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,640
Speaker 3: tried to scare the little kids by acting like you

1500
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 3: were witches.

1501
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,559
Speaker 4: I feel like you could make a couple of phone calls, Matt,

1502
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 4: and you could be a voice on whatever cartoon you want,

1503
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 4: if only.

1504
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 5: It is for you. I love how you think I'm

1505
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 5: a bigger fish than I am.

1506
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 4: No, you're a huge fish.

1507
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,759
Speaker 1: Really really quick. Let's just pitch out a couple of ideas.

1508
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 3: So there's a Chicken Man, which is just the story

1509
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 3: of a regular guy in the valley trying to raise chickens,

1510
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,600
Speaker 3: like getting through week to week and raise chicken.

1511
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 5: All green thumb.

1512
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,599
Speaker 4: That at least, let's thank you for. If there's one thing,

1513
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 4: I don't care if I get a voiceover job. I

1514
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,160
Speaker 4: just want to green thumb, thank you.

1515
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:42,000
Speaker 5: I want to I want to be whatever voice I can. Yeah,

1516
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 5: I mean, let's animate this, guys.

1517
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:47,600
Speaker 4: Guys, you know I'm into it. I just want to

1518
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 4: show up somewhere every day. I'll play on a lease

1519
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 4: because she's a regular cast member. Rude, but I want

1520
01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 4: to be I don't want to just be like a

1521
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 4: one time. I've never on a regular on a lease.

1522
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Okay, I can't believe we've

1523
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:11,400
Speaker 4: pitched Green, Thumbed, Green Last, and Red some you need

1524
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 4: a ride.

1525
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 5: Let me know how I can help with like the

1526
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 5: character look okay or whatever. I don't need to sign

1527
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,719
Speaker 5: off you should.

1528
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 3: Is it too ham handed that you would also look

1529
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 3: like a little bit like a chicken if you were.

1530
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 5: I think it's great, Okay. I'm all about yes, and

1531
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 5: to get this animation so we can make it in

1532
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 5: North Korea too. Honestly, I don't have ethical issues about

1533
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 5: where we get this animated. And some of the money

1534
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 5: comes out of Libya, I mean I don't know. I

1535
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 5: don't want to know where the money is coming from.

1536
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 5: You guys, are you guys see them up front? So

1537
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 5: I don't want to ask any too many questions. You

1538
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,320
Speaker 5: are the other.

1539
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew we'd get that out of

1540
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 1: you at some point.

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Speaker 5: No, I would have I would have spoken more awful things.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, kids, if you didn't want to draw on an

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Speaker 4: assembly line, why'd you get good at drawing?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, not our fault, Matt.

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Speaker 4: You've been the best.

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Speaker 5: Oh, thank you, guys, lovely, thank you so much. I

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Speaker 5: was really excited and it's such a wonderful idea to

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Speaker 5: do a show like this.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 5: I really had fun.

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Speaker 4: Come back.

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Speaker 1: Anytime you have other stuff to get done, I will around.

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Speaker 5: Here, I will reach out and I won't ask.

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Speaker 4: You to do anymore and you can.

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Speaker 5: Well. I feel like it's awkward to leave the conversation.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, we cut that. Yeah, there's been sound effects,

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Speaker 4: the fully work. I go in and punch these slabs

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Speaker 4: of beef. There's all there's all these after things that

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Speaker 4: we do, after effects, after thank you, Yes, don't be

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Speaker 4: after effects. I go in to swrolling logo. What's the

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Speaker 4: name of your podcast? With Tim?

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Speaker 5: Second in command?

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Speaker 4: Second in command. I'm excited to listen to that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty fun. It's pretty fun.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Matt.

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Speaker 5: This is the Tesla. Yeah, we got to talk about

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Speaker 5: this it's the old press push. It's not intuitive. No,

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Speaker 5: it isn't all right. Thank you guys, yeah so much.

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Speaker 5: It's great to see you. He was great. Yay, you've

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Speaker 5: been listening to Do You Need a Ride? D y

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Speaker 5: n a R.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome