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Speaker 1: And as part of a study seemingly designed to drive business, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess to Oreo MIT researchers, MIT

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Speaker 1: this a smart people. They twisted a part over one

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Speaker 1: thousand Oreo cookies in an effort to find the perfect

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Speaker 1: filling cookie split. So I guess what they did was

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Speaker 1: they created a cookie twisting device that they dubbed the

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Speaker 1: Oreo Meter. I think had nothing better to do. I

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Speaker 1: guess at MIT, these guys are brilliant and for some reason,

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Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. But whatever. The Oreo meter oriometer,

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Speaker 1: however you want to call it, divided a single Oreo

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Speaker 1: with a precisely calibrated amount of rotational force at various speeds.

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Speaker 1: I guess they were trying to figure out the exact

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Speaker 1: amount of force that you would want to use when

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Speaker 1: twisting the Oreo to make sure that you always get

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Speaker 1: enough of the filling on both sides of the cookie,

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Speaker 1: as opposed to just one, because sometimes if you twist it,

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Speaker 1: you'll wind up with all the cream on one side

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Speaker 1: and then only cookie on the other side. That's what

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: The cream supposed to be all in one piece on

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Speaker 2: one side and then you you eat the other the

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Speaker 2: cook the Plaine cookie by itself.

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Speaker 1: Well what they learned at MIT. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: much this costs, but they learned it. Sadly. Even if

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Speaker 1: you twisted Oreo perfectly, the cream will almost always end

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Speaker 1: up mostly on one of the two wafers, and there's

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Speaker 1: no easy way to get it to split between the wafers.

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Speaker 1: So I guess if I wanted it even on both cookies,

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Speaker 1: I would just eat the oreole, yes, like a savage like,

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Speaker 1: because nobody does that. I do that.

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Speaker 2: You eat the Oreo just like like a regular cookie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, absolutely with that. But

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I ate an Oreo,

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Speaker 1: But if I did, I would have no because it's

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Speaker 1: a perfect proportion already. No, man, you gotta, you gotta.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think that's how they want you to eat it,

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Speaker 1: if that's how they sell it.

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Speaker 2: No, you gotta open you gotta open it. I have

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you take the one that doesn't have any Oreo

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Speaker 2: cream on it. You let it sit in the milk.

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Speaker 2: You let it just drop in the milk and let

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Speaker 2: it sit there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a frosting girl, so I don't save the.

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Speaker 2: C and save off the cream, all the creams for.

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Speaker 1: So wait, what are we saving cream for to eat? Eat?

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Speaker 1: You eat the cream by yourself? You take you just

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Speaker 1: eat the cream without the cookie? You never does? I

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Speaker 1: need you to explain this, old one. Whoa everyone, let's

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Speaker 1: go back one major step here. Okay, So so you

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Speaker 1: slip the cookie. Yes, you scrape off all the cream

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Speaker 1: you could do, and then what do you do? Have

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Speaker 1: like a big pile of cream and then you just

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Speaker 1: eat eat a big ball of the filling.

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Speaker 2: Or you could just lick it, lick it off the

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Speaker 2: cookie by itself, and then you just eat the cookie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what why? Like that's so much better. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand what to do with an oreo. That's not how

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Speaker 1: they sell it. They don't sell cream by itself. The

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Speaker 1: crimble the oreos oreos creep. I know this isn't sex

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Speaker 1: supposed to be sexual, but it sounds so sexual right now.

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Speaker 1: I know, not not even a good way. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to creepy sleeve. I don't want any of that. Like,

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Speaker 1: I hate what you're telling you, rufe like I hate this.

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Speaker 2: Just bite into an oreole, don't even try to open them.

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Speaker 2: That's how they want me to eat it. That's how

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Speaker 2: they gave it to me.

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Speaker 1: I respect companies and how they wanted it with designs. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying I've never like twisted before,

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Speaker 1: but I don't really I don't get the whole thing

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Speaker 1: where you're trying to get a perfect proportion on both sides,

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Speaker 1: because that's what the cookie is already. It's a perfect

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Speaker 1: proportion already. And m I see they spend time they

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Speaker 1: built an oreo a her dude, I mean, it's crazy anyway,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go