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Speaker 1: If you're one of those people who says good morning, Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, you can do better than that good morning. Second,

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Speaker 1: just know everybody in that room hates you from that

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Speaker 1: moment on. And that's why on this segment, I don't

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Speaker 1: say good morning. I just get right to it and

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Speaker 1: ask what's on your mother? Starting with brook what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, parenting has finally paid off.

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Speaker 1: Hey, y'all been pretty rough up to this point, just.

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Speaker 2: Saying I have put in some work. The kids, they're

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Speaker 2: getting a little older, they're ten and seven now, and

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Speaker 2: we are on a like four and a half hour

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Speaker 2: flight and they come around with a drink cart and yes, hosey,

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Speaker 2: we are in coach, because that's how our families fly.

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Speaker 2: Just to set the stage, well, the rest of the

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Speaker 2: families in coach, Brooks.

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Speaker 3: And the kids order their little Coca colas because they

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Speaker 3: get so excited they're allowed to pop on the on

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Speaker 3: the plane and they're sitting there reading and they say

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Speaker 3: they're pleased and their thank you because I would beat

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Speaker 3: them if they didn't, right, but.

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Speaker 1: She wouldn't do it in front of everybody else.

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Speaker 2: Then I go to order and the flight attendant is like,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, you have the most amazing children, the

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Speaker 2: most polite kids I have ever encountered. Would you like

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Speaker 2: a free glass of wine?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: What? Am? I just love you?

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Speaker 3: Gotta wine? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Children?

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Speaker 2: Because it's a long flight, they come through again, and

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Speaker 2: this time I'm like, okay, my parents because my parents

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Speaker 2: are on the flight too, and they're sitting like ten

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Speaker 2: rows ahead of us. I go, can I buy my

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Speaker 2: parents a glass of wine? And she goes, your money

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Speaker 2: is no good with us, No way.

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Speaker 3: You are that sweet.

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Speaker 2: Family, and you just I will get their wine too,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, my children aren't getting my whole family drunk.

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Speaker 3: And it is amazing, so adorable. Yes, so shout out.

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Speaker 2: Mommy loves you.

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Speaker 1: I would feel terrible if I was the guy behind

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Speaker 1: you that was like one wine please, and they were

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Speaker 1: like no, no, no, you're paying ford.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 4: Last year I got this credit from Hawaiian Airlines because

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Speaker 4: I canceled a flight. Okay, so it was time to

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Speaker 4: use it. So thankfully it was enough to cover a

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Speaker 4: first class flight to Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Baby, hello, how it's a credit that you already paid for?

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Speaker 4: It felt like it was a free flight. So I'm

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Speaker 4: first class. I'm all excited. And I get to the

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Speaker 4: gate and right when I get there, they're like, okay,

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Speaker 4: we're now boarding first class. So I go up to

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Speaker 4: the front lady because there's a super long rope right

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Speaker 4: and I walk around the rope to board. It's like

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Speaker 4: two hundred feet So I'm like, excuse me, do you

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Speaker 4: mind if I just go under the rope and board?

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Speaker 4: And the lady looks at me and it's like no,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, good thing I asked, no problem.

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy with the mom that they can come right

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Speaker 1: through the.

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Speaker 4: Gate, go ahead anyway. I'm like, look, I get it,

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Speaker 4: let's not break the rules. I don't care I walk around.

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Speaker 4: I'm don't to Hawaii. I'm happy. So then as I'm

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Speaker 4: walking to the rope, I hear her make an announcement

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Speaker 4: like bing, just a reminder everybody, we are only boarding

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Speaker 4: first class right now.

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Speaker 2: She thinks, you don't.

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Speaker 4: All other boarding will happen later, and I'm just like, yeah, idiots.

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Speaker 4: Making my way to the front, and so I turned

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Speaker 4: the corner and I walk up and she's like, sir,

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Speaker 4: we are only boarding first class. And I know, and

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Speaker 4: when she sees the screen accept me her face, she

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Speaker 4: goes have a wonderful flight. Sir was shocked, and I

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Speaker 4: was offended. And then about halfway down the aisle, I

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Speaker 4: realize she's right, Like, I don't look like I belong here.

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Speaker 4: I'm like a chubby guy in a T shirt and

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Speaker 4: a truncker hat that says Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Can I under the rope? So anyway, I got first

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Speaker 4: class shamed. I'm proud of it. I don't look like

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Speaker 4: I belonged. I was also in the last rod.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't she know that you're always in first class?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey hat.

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Speaker 1: As what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 5: I saw it a little dilema lately because I wanted

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Speaker 5: to go on vacation my best friends, but I owe

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Speaker 5: my grandma some money, So it seems like a bad

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Speaker 5: look to take a trip when you're in debt to someone,

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Speaker 5: Yeah that you love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what your grandma's in the MoMA, but

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Speaker 1: your grandma money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna get your.

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Speaker 5: Car payment anyways.

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Speaker 4: It's boring.

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Speaker 3: Story.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Yeah, I'm gonna go on the trip anyways, because

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Speaker 6: we all know.

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Speaker 2: You've already maxed out all your credit.

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Speaker 5: So I tell my mom.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, look, mom, you're the only person who's

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Speaker 6: gonna know because I'm leaving the country.

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Speaker 5: Someone should No, I'm going okay, so it's between you

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Speaker 5: and me.

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Speaker 6: I won't post nothing, okay, yeah, because we don't want

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Speaker 6: grandma to see exactly she will see.

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Speaker 5: Yes, thanks for it.

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Speaker 6: I'm on the trip again, no posts about it. Nothing.

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Speaker 6: Duday is in and I get.

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Speaker 5: A text from my grandma.

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Speaker 6: I opened it and she says, Alexis, hope your vacation

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Speaker 6: is fun. Assume it's a quick trip since everyone needs

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Speaker 6: to work sometime.

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Speaker 5: Possible, and so expertly done.

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Speaker 6: So I went straight to Venmo and sent her the money.

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Speaker 3: Okay, she liked it.

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Speaker 5: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: And then you're like, yeah, everything went on a credit

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Speaker 2: terms with the grammar Jeffrey Woo's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: I just went to Vegas for a couple of days,

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Speaker 1: and you know, when you're walking down the strip there

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Speaker 1: they have people on the street that hand out those

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Speaker 1: little cards different clubs and spots. Yeah, and they'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: come to like the Doublemint hippo tonight. Normally I try

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Speaker 1: to avoid those people, but for some reason, on this trip,

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Speaker 1: nobody was offering me the little discount cards, and I'm walking.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to notice they would hand out cards to

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Speaker 1: like four consecutive dudes right ahead of me, and then

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Speaker 1: they'd seen me and suddenly they'd like pulled the car

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Speaker 1: down away.

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Speaker 3: Was it because like you were cool enough?

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Speaker 4: Or how are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: I was trying it was bothering me. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to think for why. It's either A they thought I

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Speaker 1: looked cheap, probably because I also was wearing a Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey, or B they thought I looked too high end,

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Speaker 1: then I was above the smut that they're offering. Or

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Speaker 1: there's a guy who already works at that nightclub that

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Speaker 1: looks exactly like me, and they're like, oh, he already

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Speaker 1: works there. That's the leather lu Thario guy.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever shout what about me?

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Speaker 1: I'm all do that next time. I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: your kids to ask for one play. So text in

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Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two tell us what's been on

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Speaker 1: your mind? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,