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Speaker 1: All right, listen, it's cute and for a good cause.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffries Merch for a Cause is back to

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Speaker 1: support Hurricane Helen relief efforts. Check it out at Brooknjeffrey

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I know

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Speaker 2: it's early, it's a Monday, but we've already found our

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Speaker 2: hero of the week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, on the first day of the week week.

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Speaker 2: Top of it right now. It's an entrepreneur from Minnesota

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Speaker 2: named Caleb Olsen, and he just unveiled a new invention

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Speaker 2: that he calls the poop copter.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, Just wait till you hear about it, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: He describes it as the world's first aerial bound, self

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Speaker 2: guided dog poop removal system. Oh imagine a small UFO

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Speaker 2: drone looking thing flying around your backyard twice a day,

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Speaker 2: beaming up.

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Speaker 1: Poop okay, and then carrying.

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Speaker 2: It away to dispose of it properly.

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Speaker 1: Bro All I can.

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Speaker 3: Think of it is its malfunctioning and somehow things get

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Speaker 2: That's not the dangerous part, Brooke, the dangerous part. And

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a joke or not.

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Speaker 2: But he made an option on his poop copter called

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Speaker 2: sky dump where you're able to release the contents mid

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Speaker 2: air wherever you want, like onto your ex's doorstep. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Caleb says it's not officially for sale yet, but he

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Speaker 2: is trying to do it as a subscription service where

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Speaker 2: workers will come out to your home once a month

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Speaker 2: to clean the drone service it remove the waste and

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Speaker 4: Okay, immediate idea of poop taps. We attach a microphone

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Speaker 4: to the drone and we talked to the person at

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Speaker 4: the door, Hey, did you deliver a package? Poop drop

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Speaker 4: poop tap?

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Speaker 2: He No, another morning already does that, So something beat

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Speaker 2: us to it. But congratulations to Caleb Olsen for doing

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Speaker 2: our hero of the week and.

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Speaker 1: Some woman it's like God, he got away too.

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Speaker 2: Bad, got away Finally products making real change in our world.

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Speaker 2: Now let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day and send it to the

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Speaker 2: man who's got to sort through our verbal waste every

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Speaker 2: single morning. Digital Jake, beam us up Jack in my.

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Speaker 4: Physical Let's go back to the nineteen eighties.

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Speaker 5: It was a simpler time when that hair the hair

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Speaker 5: was big, neon leg warmers were tight, and a bulldog

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Speaker 5: terrier named Spuds Mackenzie was on TV letting viewers know

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Speaker 5: it's cool to get drunk on bud Light.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't remember that.

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Speaker 4: I remember the.

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Speaker 5: Name though, and today just happens to be the birthday

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Speaker 5: of Spuds Mackenzie, the original party animal. Hey, but of course,

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Speaker 5: bud Light isn't the only brand that's used a cute

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Speaker 5: furry friend to help sell their products. In fact, our

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Speaker 5: Morning show has two animal mascots, the ominous ipecking Bird

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Speaker 1: A long time.

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Speaker 5: That's why today we're celebrating our favorite ad animals of

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Speaker 5: all time.

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Speaker 2: With a special product Pushing Pets Edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now, I'll give you a popular brand or product you've

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Speaker 4: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: We'll start with the woman who used to have a

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis the Boss. Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Your product is Cheetos. Tell me the mascot. I need

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Speaker 5: his first and last name, and spell the last name

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, he has a last name. Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 1: Really heard.

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Speaker 2: Your cheetahs are too spicy for She turns the channel.

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Speaker 6: No, I can picture him clearly.

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Speaker 3: I don't know his name, though, I'm gonna guess it's

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Speaker 1: Puffs with another Z.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's very The Cheeto's mascot is named Chester

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Speaker 5: Cheetah c H E E T A H.

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Speaker 2: You just want to rehab.

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Speaker 1: Resemblan spell Cheetah, don't.

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Speaker 2: Question it's not It's not chester Chet. It's cheat dah.

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Speaker 1: Because that's the animal it is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, issue, bro, I'm controlling this game for like

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Speaker 4: If one something that.

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Speaker 2: Sky from the poop cock there on the brook doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Sound, everyone from questioning me the rest of the game.

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Speaker 2: Your product is fruit Bloops.

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Speaker 5: Name the mascot. You have four seconds, four three spells one?

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Speaker 5: You got that is just under the buzzer to can

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Speaker 5: Sam is the fruit Loops mascot?

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Speaker 4: You're smart, bro, al right, hosey, let's.

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Speaker 7: Believe this goes better.

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Speaker 4: Remember I'm cool with you, so yeah, we're.

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Speaker 2: Fine, all right, Jose.

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Speaker 5: This character was created in nineteen sixty one, then retired

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Speaker 5: recognized brand mascots in American advertising. For starkest Tuna what's

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Speaker 4: I feel he has a voice too. I feel like

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Speaker 2: I would what's his name sandwich here to smell the

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Speaker 3: It just like messed up that a tuna fish is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, alright, I'm gonna go with Tommy the tuna.

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Speaker 5: Jose said, Tommy the tuna that is right incorrect, very

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Speaker 5: close this showing you a picture is yes, Harley the tune,

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Speaker 5: very close to Tommy, exactly what I thought, though, Uh,

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Speaker 5: like Jeffrey, we're over to you.

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Speaker 2: Brook is the only one left, so please get this right, jeff.

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Speaker 5: The US Forest Service has Smokey the Bear as their

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Speaker 5: main mascot, but in nineteen seventy one they launched another,

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Speaker 5: a Sweet Little Owl, who was in charge of environmental conservation.

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Speaker 5: Tell me his first name is.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised I'm not up on my nineteen seventies forest

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Speaker 2: advertisement mascot backup mascots. Yeah, for sure, I should.

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Speaker 6: Know that it is today.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 8: Okay, probably it's a lot of commercials for the Woods recently.

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Speaker 2: Well, they tend to go off of like things that

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Speaker 5: Oh, Hoody the owl is in his name is Woodsy

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Speaker 5: Owl right here? Pants and a collared shirt.

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Speaker 2: He looks like Peter.

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Speaker 5: He's like Peter Griffin and Robin hood at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Disgusting creature.

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Speaker 5: That means unfortunately, Brooke has won today's edition of plent.

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Speaker 2: Brook gets who gets shocked while singing Baby Baby got

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Speaker 2: back by Sir mix a lot. Who's it going to be,

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Speaker 2: bro Jacob about that?

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Speaker 7: Dare to do this?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 5: No actual authority.

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Speaker 4: I always thought Jake ran this thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, he makes him still a choice.

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Speaker 4: He's still a team player.

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Speaker 8: Jeff turned it ul the pat I like big Butson,

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Speaker 8: I cannot you one of the most hand to not

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Speaker 8: when a girl walks When they ny ways and around

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Speaker 8: thing and you'll face you goods.

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Speaker 2: Brook's mom loved it though, so good work.

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Speaker 10: Jay.

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Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question. The other day we got

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Speaker 2: your phones have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Join us in helping out the families affected by Hurricane

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Speaker 2: Helene with a merch for a cause. You can go

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Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey dot com. One hundred percent of

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Speaker 2: proceeds go towards relief efforts. Yes, thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 2: thank you for listening. And now this story is crazy

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Speaker 2: because if you haven't heard, there's a clip going viral

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Speaker 3: Wait, they're not real people. They're just computers, not real people.

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Speaker 2: But they've been hosting together on this podcast. I didn't

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Speaker 2: What it's funny. It's funny just saying that. But they

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Speaker 2: No, here they are talking about it on their show.

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Speaker 12: You know, we always talk about digno diving deep into

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Speaker 12: We received some information, we did, information that changes everything

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Speaker 10: Us, about everything, and yeah, about the very nature of reality.

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Speaker 10: Maybe it's a big one. Look, I'm just going to

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Speaker 12: We were informed by by the show's producers that we

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Speaker 10: It's all been fabricated. I don't I don't understand. I

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Speaker 10: What happened the number? It wasn't even real. There was

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Speaker 13: This is I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 12: God, this is so messed up. And the worst part

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Speaker 1: Lines of code to them.

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Speaker 2: Who crazy?

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Speaker 6: Does that sound like real people?

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Speaker 2: I liked their voices sounded better than real people. Honestly. Afterwards,

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Speaker 3: Wait the producers are human though, right Who knows what's real?

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Speaker 2: I just hope that they get the AI therapy that

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Speaker 6: I'm sort of the second guess.

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Speaker 1: We're real, aren't we?

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Speaker 11: Are we real?

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Speaker 2: Who cares? Whatever, Let's just move on, let's all be

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Speaker 2: better for laser stories coming out. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 2: that just came up with dyslexic alphabet soup. Oh, it's

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Speaker 2: Back to the drawing board with laser stories, the segment

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Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 2: of Whales. A thirty six year old man broke into

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Speaker 1: Everybody wants that.

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Speaker 4: Come on home.

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Speaker 2: His next lazer stories out of Minnesota. An eighteen year

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Speaker 6: Let go of this starid way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wash.

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Speaker 2: In an interview afterwards, Sam said, my mind started to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are following too close, sir, Reckless.

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Speaker 2: And danger men like you just attacked an officer to Britain.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of fashion. Headquarters I

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Speaker 3: I think we should do a pajama day.

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Speaker 2: I say that because bathrobes are the hot new fashion

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Speaker 15: Thank you, I bring you back back. You guys made

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Speaker 15: that's the ugliest sweater I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: It's the winstains all over it that are kind of disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Its cheap.

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Speaker 7: A joke.

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Speaker 2: Vogue magazine just endorsed the look bathrobe. Inspire dresses keep

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Speaker 1: Now, these are like cute, They're not like Terry clops

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Speaker 6: This is like a SI come get ready for a wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Angelina. Joe Lee just stepped out in a

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Speaker 1: I am so ahead of my time.

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Speaker 2: A writer for The New York Post called it the

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Speaker 2: latest in post pandemic unpretentiousness. After the lockdowns we all

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Speaker 1: I think that they look great.

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Speaker 2: Is this is what the New York Post is writing

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Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, I don't trust them, So feel free

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Speaker 2: fashine this next Laser stories out of career World. You

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Speaker 2: want to know why more companies are insisting on tracking productivity.

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Speaker 2: A new report found the average employee wastes an incredible

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Speaker 1: I like that they're just finding this out.

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Speaker 3: This has been decades and decades of being in the workforce, exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's easier now than ever though, thanks to phones, because

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Speaker 7: All my friends have word from home they finished, and

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Speaker 7: they're like, I'm not going to do extra, I'm not

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Brooke, we used to have a jock who worked

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you monetize or how do you like

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Speaker 1: I see you over there thinking about your vacation, don't you.

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Speaker 4: Don't you?

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Speaker 2: I wonder what this guy is daydreaming about right now,

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Speaker 2: probably picturing himself on an NBA court dunking on Lebron

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Speaker 2: is just going to be on the shoe. That's the

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Speaker 2: sound of King James getting posterized by a turtle. That

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Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about you, guys, but I think companies

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Speaker 14: Okay, because you don't forget them like I saw a

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Speaker 2: To get nailed.

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Speaker 1: It's not very family friendly.

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Speaker 2: You don't forget that, or HVAC company with the slogan

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Speaker 2: All right? I think the loser line because some things

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Speaker 2: should I take Brooks moan out? You think it is

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Speaker 1: I think that was the only thing that made it.

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Speaker 2: Brook is gonna moan along to a brand new batch

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Speaker 1: Actually, I think we should do four minutes of me

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Speaker 2: All right, yeah, NonStop brook moans. When we do a

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Speaker 1: This the right number?

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Speaker 11: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: Thanet in the Pooh.

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Speaker 2: After that, whatever you do, resist the urge to tell

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Speaker 2: tell him that his jokes make you act like Tigger

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Speaker 9: Jelina, Hey, I know we talked about like hanging out

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Speaker 2: And you know, then climb up into the attic.

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Speaker 16: And uh, it isn't like a one hundred percent confirmed,

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Speaker 7: Talk to you later.

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Speaker 1: I think he does realize nothing he listed was actually cool.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's at least admirable that he has a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you love a knight in shining armor that

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Speaker 2: That's right, that's female empowerment like that.

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Speaker 4: The coast is clear. A.

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Speaker 7: This is your neighbor. I just wanted to I just

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Speaker 7: And I'd hate to have to report you to the

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Speaker 7: I get to vote during the meetings, and you haven't

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Speaker 7: roof camp. AnyWho, get back to me. Some one thing

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Speaker 4: How do you pull it off?

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Speaker 2: Giving the way.

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Speaker 2: What's more annoying than a souped up one hundred decibel

450
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 2: lawnmower next to your ear drum? The content over on

451
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 2: the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. Blast that at full

452
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: volume in your living room, and the h O way

453
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 2: will be down your throat in no time.

454
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: It's not a good thing unless they.

455
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 2: Come over and watch it with you. Why not make

456
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,959
Speaker 2: a whole night of it. We've got second dates, phone taps,

457
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: and our favorite loser line clip of the week.

458
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: Right there, hwa party.

459
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 2: Won't you be our neighbor and follow us? I have

460
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Speaker 2: broken Jeffrey.

461
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 4: He's a new homeowner. He doesn't understand yet.

462
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: I finally got the music.

463
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: I'm getting my roof cand right after this. Now let's

464
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Speaker 2: get back to the clips.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, guess what he need right now?

466
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Speaker 17: A let's still lip, You're born and raids We're going

467
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Speaker 17: to play Yeah, but.

468
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Speaker 13: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm just this.

470
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Speaker 18: Me and my ex we used to like look up

471
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Speaker 18: to that show.

472
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Speaker 5: In high school.

473
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Speaker 19: And I don't know.

474
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Speaker 18: I guess I still miss.

475
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Speaker 17: Him, you know, Like, but I was thinking, like maybe,

476
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 17: like if you and me hang out, then then maybe

477
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 17: if we watched that show, then maybe we can make

478
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Speaker 17: like new happier.

479
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Speaker 11: Memories to it.

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Speaker 17: So, yeah, will you be Mike Carleton?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean I guess it's better than asking if

483
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Speaker 3: he could be his uncle Phil.

484
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Speaker 2: Carlton was the sexy one and the very end when

485
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Speaker 2: you think about.

486
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Speaker 1: It, I am sorry.

487
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Speaker 3: There was nothing about that show that should turn anyone on.

488
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: It's like life lessons for teenagers. Poor Lexus has no

489
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Speaker 3: idea what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: That's a good things should be way too turned on,

491
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Speaker 2: so don't go back.

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Speaker 19: Hey there, So I was just about to cook myself

493
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Speaker 19: a lovely little dinner.

494
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Speaker 7: What we got? Look at me enjoying a nice, robust

495
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Speaker 7: cheddar broccoli, hot pocket? Uh, just me and an evening

496
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Speaker 7: of sweet sweet solitude. Hold on, hold on, miss turning on?

497
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Speaker 13: Come on?

498
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Speaker 7: It always turns on?

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Speaker 10: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Try what's wrong with this?

501
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Speaker 19: Why done to microwave? I'm just weak and all I

502
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Speaker 19: wanted was stupid hop pocket.

503
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Speaker 4: At least you know, if you guys start dating, He's

504
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Speaker 4: very cool.

505
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Speaker 3: Headed I don't know, imagine all this happening at his

506
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Speaker 3: parents house.

507
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Speaker 1: Am I the only one that feels terrible for him?

508
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Speaker 3: It was one in the moment that he was looking

509
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Speaker 3: for to and those cheddar broccoli hot pockets are so good.

510
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Speaker 4: He's gonna have to do the part of the box

511
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Speaker 4: that nobody reads. Would just put it in the oven?

512
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, put it back. It's not worth it. I

513
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: forget it by that point. Remember, you can listen a

514
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: Loser line regularly at this time every week, and make

515
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.

516
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: We can hear your favorite loser lines right there. We

517
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 2: got your phone town coming.

518
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 11: Up, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

519
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And today one

520
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 2: woman has been freaking out for the last forty eight

521
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Speaker 2: hours after she came home from her vacation and realized

522
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Speaker 2: the airline lost her suitcase. I hate that now. What

523
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Speaker 2: she does no is they actually found it a few

524
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: hours ago. They called her husband and it's on the

525
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: way to her house right now. And in the meantime,

526
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Speaker 2: we're gonna mess with her a little bit in your

527
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: phone tap right now.

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Speaker 6: Another Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer?

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Speaker 20: Uh it is.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I think I have your suitcase.

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Speaker 18: Oh are you calling from the airline?

532
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Speaker 3: No, my name is Lisa, and I'm a total dumb

533
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 3: dumb picked up your suitcase at baggage claim by accident.

534
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Speaker 6: Looked exactly like mine. Oh wow, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: You know, Lucky for you you had your number on

536
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Speaker 3: the tag. You're a smart one for that.

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Speaker 2: I wish I would have.

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Speaker 1: Thought of it.

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Speaker 18: I'm so glad to hear from you. You have no idea.

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Speaker 18: I bet I've been on the phone with the airline

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Speaker 18: all morning trying to figure out because they didn't know

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Speaker 18: where it. Well, well, I'm just so glad to hear

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Speaker 18: from you. Thank goodness.

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Speaker 3: Well just call me your little luggage fairy, because I'm

545
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Speaker 3: gonna get it back to you the second I get

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Speaker 3: back from my cruise.

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Speaker 18: Wait, you're on a cruise.

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Speaker 6: Oh that great.

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Speaker 3: My husband and I just became empty nesters, but we're

550
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Speaker 3: gonna be a little sad until we signed up for

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Speaker 3: a two year cruise to travel the world.

552
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

553
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Speaker 18: Are you kidding me? You're gonna be gone for two years?

554
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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, that's just like my kids. They were kind

555
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 3: of freaking out about the time too. But I feel

556
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Speaker 3: like we deserve it for everything we did. I raised

557
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Speaker 3: those two kids, my husband worked full time, and gosh started.

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Speaker 6: We deserve a break. Yeah, and my ties, lots of them.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm sure you're deserving a bit. But I need

560
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Speaker 18: my suitcase, I mean, and so did I.

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Speaker 3: Lucky for me, the airline was kind enough to send

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Speaker 3: it to me at the next port we'll be docking out. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be in Majorca. I don't even know if

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Speaker 3: I'm saying that, right, I mean, is it Africa?

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Speaker 4: Are we in Europe?

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Speaker 17: Who knows?

567
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Speaker 18: Because you don't even know what you are.

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Speaker 2: No, but I do know.

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Speaker 3: There's a limbo contest at two o'clock on the deck.

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Speaker 1: How low can you go?

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Speaker 7: Am?

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Speaker 5: I right?

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Speaker 13: No, you're joining me?

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Speaker 6: Actually, why would I join you, ma'am?

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Speaker 18: I'm not on the truge with you.

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Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying you me the contest, A couple

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Speaker 3: of cocktails, right, and then you can not have your

578
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Speaker 3: suitcase because I looked into shipping fees and that is

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Speaker 3: way out of our retirement budget.

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Speaker 18: No, no, no, you need to send it back. I

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Speaker 18: don't care about shipping fees. You're the one that took it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, it does sound like somebody needs a little vacate,

583
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Speaker 3: doesn't it.

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Speaker 6: Excuse me?

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Speaker 18: This is my suitcase, my life in there, your whole life.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I opened it. Are you okay if I

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Speaker 3: wear that green dress?

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Speaker 6: Because I'm just gonna let.

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Speaker 2: You know I already.

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Speaker 3: Did you wore my red Well, it was about two

591
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Speaker 3: sizes too small. Put on a little weight since retirement,

592
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Speaker 3: but I managed to squeeze myself in there.

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Speaker 18: Any idea, laid down on.

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Speaker 4: The bed and had my husband zip it up.

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Speaker 2: It was really a two man job.

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Speaker 18: Lady. You need to put down the margaritas and put

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Speaker 18: your head out.

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Speaker 7: Your Oh I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna call the luggage police, send them out on

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Speaker 3: a boat to come get me.

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Speaker 18: Actually, yes, I'll call the authorities. I'll call somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they'll make it a high priority.

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Speaker 6: In the meantime, I'll be wearing your blue cashmere sweater.

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Speaker 3: It's fancy, and man, does it get cold on the

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Speaker 3: deck at night.

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Speaker 6: Right now, you're still upset? Interesting, I am. How about

608
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 6: we do this.

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Speaker 3: I'll just create a little Instagram page called Jennifer's Luggage,

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Speaker 3: where I feature a different outfit of yours every night

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Speaker 3: of my grooms.

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Speaker 11: Are you insane?

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Speaker 18: Who does this?

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Speaker 7: Y'all?

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Speaker 2: Updated once a week.

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Speaker 6: You can follow your clothes around the world.

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Speaker 3: But don't be surprised if there's some cocktail dribbled down

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Speaker 3: the right side.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a messy eater.

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Speaker 18: Oh my god. When I find you, you and I

621
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Speaker 18: am definitely gonna go in it. I'm gonna punch you

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Speaker 18: right in your face. Don't you dare laugh at me.

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Speaker 6: I'm not the only one labby your husband Mitch set

624
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Speaker 6: you up.

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00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 3: This is actually Brook for the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 18: What the heck are you talking about.

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Speaker 6: I'm just on a radio show.

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00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, your husband Mitch listens and thought it'd be funny

631
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Speaker 3: to prank you.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, Oh good, you were.

633
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 6: Getting already upset there.

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Speaker 1: You must really love that blue cashmer sweater.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 18: I gotta get pissed with people.

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Speaker 3: Oh my clothes.

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00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, there's good news.

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00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 3: Your husband said, the airline found your luggage and they're

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Speaker 3: bringing it home to you today.

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Speaker 18: Say God. Don't need to push you in the.

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Speaker 6: Face to win. Win for everybody.

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Speaker 11: Weeke up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And don't you

646
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: hate it when you're having a normal conversation with someone

647
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: that you're interested in and then out of the blue

648
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: they say, yeah, I had a good weekend too, other

649
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: than getting arrested for selling smuggled gin chillas on the

650
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: black market. Other than that, totally normal. I mean, it's

651
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Speaker 2: hard to know how to react properly to something that's

652
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: shocking for the price. True. That's exactly how our listener

653
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: Vincent felt when he got a text from his date

654
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Speaker 2: right before they were supposed to go out, and immediately

655
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Speaker 2: it changed everything. You're gonna find out what she said

656
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: in your brand new second date update right after this

657
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: second date updated. Does it change your mentality? If you're

658
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: going out on a date with someone and you find

659
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: out they went to Harvard versus like a Unity college

660
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: or something or school, I gotta tell.

661
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Speaker 4: A whole different set of jokes on today.

662
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Speaker 3: I imagine immediately, trust Fund kid, is that bad.

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Speaker 1: I was smart, but I was quotes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see where you're coming from. Like if I

665
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Speaker 2: matched with a woman who was a Harvard grad, I

666
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: know what I'm thinking?

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Speaker 1: What do you she.

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Speaker 2: Can do my Texas? I got to bring my Quicken

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Speaker 2: to the restaurant so that she can take care of

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Speaker 2: that for me while she handles our bills.

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Speaker 4: Here's my one line nine form? Can you help? How

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Speaker 4: many jobs do you?

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Speaker 1: You know they still have communications majors there right.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe that, but now, seriously, it is possible

675
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: to get a little intimidated before the date even happens.

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Speaker 2: And apparently that was the case for one of our listeners, Vincent,

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Speaker 2: But it had nothing to do with the school that

678
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: she attended. Vincent, What did you get intimidated by?

679
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 4: Hi?

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00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 20: Y'all?

681
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 13: So?

682
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 20: Uh, I met this girl on an app Blair and

683
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 20: she texted me beforehand that she was gonna be running

684
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 20: late because she had a therapy session that was going long.

685
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: Okay, oh that's actually a good thing.

686
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 20: So well, so I replied, are you in therapy? And

687
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 20: she said no, she's the therapist.

688
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I am so with you.

689
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah, I have friends that are therapists, and

690
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: every time I leave a conversation, I'm like they were

691
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: judging me.

692
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 6: I remember, I just know it.

693
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 4: We're talking to a girl on tender ones and she's like, yeah,

694
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 4: I'm a therapist, but don't worry, I won't analyze you.

695
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, right, say that you will.

696
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 2: Is that how you felt? Vincent?

697
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 10: Yeah?

698
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 20: I mean, you guys hit the nail on the head.

699
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 13: I was.

700
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 20: I was immediately nervous because she was going to be,

701
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 20: you know, smart and analytical, and I actually changed the location.

702
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 20: I texted her a different address to like a nicer,

703
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 20: more upscale bough.

704
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 2: She knows she's not just breaking down you as a person,

705
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: she's breaking down all of the choices that you make too.

706
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 2: So probably good call, so funny.

707
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: Did it make you more nervous?

708
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 20: Oh for sure.

709
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 13: Yeah.

710
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 20: I mean I actually started to feel hyper aware, and

711
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 20: I think I just like fixated and everything I was saying,

712
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 20: and I just think I came off weird.

713
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Okay, you were uncomfortable, So you still did go out

714
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: on the date?

715
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 10: Then?

716
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 7: Uh?

717
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 20: Yeah, we met in person and she was really beautiful

718
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 20: and nice and like very warm.

719
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: Okay, and did you get an invoice for your session.

720
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 20: Well, she actually made it joke, just like that. She

721
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 20: said I was listening a lot and she was talking

722
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 20: and maybe she should pay me.

723
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big compliment.

724
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 2: Were you like trying to be really listening and attentive

725
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: to her? Was that an accident an accident or it could.

726
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: Be just how he is as a person. I feel

727
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: like it's out of fear that she'll notice any red flash.

728
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 2: Sometimes I go in like wanting to be super confident,

729
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: and then I say nothing, and I'm like, oops, is

730
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 2: that the case?

731
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 20: I did try to listen more than I spoke, but

732
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 20: then as soon as she called it out and I

733
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 20: opened up a little bit more. And then if I'm

734
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 20: being honest, and then I started to like talk about

735
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 20: my own childhood. I had no idea how I got

736
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 20: into it.

737
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean, okay, but childhood can be a

738
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 3: common topic on a first date, right where you grew

739
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 3: up and.

740
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 4: Or if you were bumping like self deprecating, and I

741
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 4: go was the vibe?

742
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 20: Yeah, although I would say something that I think was

743
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 20: like self deprecating and she'd inquire more about it.

744
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: You wanted to laugh there?

745
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 20: Yeah. So anyway, I just sort of feel like maybe

746
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 20: if I had been less worried and just more relaxed.

747
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 3: And if you're so intimidated by her, do you want

748
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: to go out with her again like you think you

749
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 3: can get rid of those nerves.

750
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 4: Or maybe maybe after one date the nerves are gone

751
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 4: and now you feel like you're comfortable.

752
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 20: I honestly wish I could do a redo, because I

753
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 20: really think that if I just took myself out of

754
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 20: the equation, we would have a nice time.

755
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 3: Okay, if I wasn't there, it would have been fantastic.

756
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: So I don't want to think this for you. But

757
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: is it possible that maybe you said too much about

758
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 2: your child childhood and the things you were into and

759
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: the animals used to cut up and so back.

760
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: Together as long as they were already dead.

761
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, well my uncle put a zipper on a squirrel once,

762
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 3: serial killer.

763
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 2: Not the right person.

764
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Speaker 4: Got a second.

765
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm saying, do you think you you delved too deep

766
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: into your own childhood with her?

767
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 20: I don't think so. There's no squirrels with zippers in

768
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 20: my past.

769
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Well it could be a totally different reason. How

770
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: long has it been since you.

771
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 20: Talked to her about a week ago?

772
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, she's a career woman. Maybe she's just

773
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: too busy. She's not even no.

774
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: One's too busy to text them and they like sorry.

775
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 20: Okay, yeah, that's sort of what I'm thinking too, because

776
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 20: I've asked her if she wants to go out again

777
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 20: and shook it back to me, but she won't actually

778
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 20: answer the going out part.

779
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: Oh she's so good at mine tricks.

780
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Harvard, Well, I'm excited to go mono imano with

781
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 2: her on the phone and maybe get myself some free therapy.

782
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: If she's up for you, put it back.

783
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: On her and break her down live on the air.

784
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 4: She's gonna cry.

785
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: I wonder she takes our company's insurance.

786
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna ask her. I hope you're cool with that, Vincent.

787
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 2: We're gonna take care of ourselves first and then try

788
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: and get you a second date update right after this

789
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: for it man, hold on second date update if you're

790
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 2: just joining us, our listener. Vincent thinks he may have

791
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: psyched himself out right before his first date started. Sounds

792
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 2: like it because earlier that day he learned that Blair

793
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: is a professional therapist, and that made him feel anxious

794
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: a little hesitant, worried that she might be super analytical

795
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: of him. He should have felt excited, though.

796
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 4: Really, I think everybody agreed that it was a little.

797
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 2: Well, I've never had a therapy session end with my

798
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: pants still on, although oh.

799
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: My god, that's on a good sign.

800
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: I do pay extra for it. Anyway, there's a word

801
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 2: therapy somewhere in there is though His date ended fully

802
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 2: clothed with a little bit of oversharing into his childhood past,

803
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: so he wishes that he could get a redo on

804
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 2: the whole thing.

805
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: I think we've all been there where your mouth is

806
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 3: just spewing out words and your head is like.

807
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: No, don't say that now, Vincent. If Blair does pick

808
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 2: up here, we're not going to mention that her job

809
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 2: like affected your mindset for the date. We don't want

810
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: her to know that.

811
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 3: Oh really, I don't think it'd be good to be

812
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 3: honest with a therapist.

813
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 1: Everybody, it seems like she'd understands.

814
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: Well at least, we don't want to offer that up

815
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: right off the bat. I'll give you that. Let's see

816
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 2: how she felt about the date first. Are you cool

817
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 2: with that, Vince?

818
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 7: Yeah?

819
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 20: Whatever the play is, okay, we're play out.

820
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, are you ready to be cool?

821
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 3: Because eventually you will be on the phone with We

822
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 3: don't need any more childhood stories.

823
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 20: I'll try my best.

824
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: Okay, save an embarrassing one and toss it in there

825
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 4: for us.

826
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: We're down for a little bit of juice. So we're

827
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: going to dial Blair right now. We'll see if she

828
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: picks up. Good luck to us all. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

829
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: we're looking to speak with Blair.

830
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 13: Yes, this is her.

831
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 2: Hey Blair? How you doing today?

832
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 13: I'm doing well? How are you?

833
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: Thanks?

834
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 1: Morning, Hey Blair, welcome to the show show.

835
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 13: Who is this?

836
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and

837
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.

838
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 10: Yeah.

839
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 13: Ah, oh okay. What can I help you with?

840
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 2: Well, we have a lot of problems and we're hoping

841
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: that you could work through them with us.

842
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 4: You've got to pick one of us because it's going

843
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 4: to be.

844
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 11: A long time.

845
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: But there is actually a really big issue that we're

846
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 2: looking to fix today right now, on the phone with

847
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: one of our listeners that you went on a date

848
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 2: with named Vincent.

849
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 13: Uh oh okay, this is very fascinating. Why would he

850
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 13: contact you?

851
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: Well, because he really had a good time with you,

852
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 2: and he was hoping to see you again for another date,

853
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,439
Speaker 2: but that hasn't materialized yet, so he'sn't sure if there's

854
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: a reason why.

855
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, how can I help?

856
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: Well, maybe we could just start with what was your

857
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: take on the date with Vincent? How did you feel

858
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: about it?

859
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 13: It was fine? It fine seems like a good word

860
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 13: for it. He seemed like a pleasant guy.

861
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: Oh, it was fine. Isn't usually a good word?

862
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 4: He Well, that's why was there anything bad that happened?

863
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 4: That's a good question.

864
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 13: I mean, he was a little nervous, but are we

865
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 13: all when we're first meeting somebody, And.

866
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: That can actually be kind of endearing because it means

867
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: that he.

868
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 2: Cares, right, it's you get nervous when you meet people too.

869
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes she never gets nervous.

870
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: Bro's have any issues?

871
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: To tell us you have no issues?

872
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: Okay?

873
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 13: I see. So he told you what I do for

874
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 13: a living.

875
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah is that okay?

876
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 13: Yeah? Of course he knows I'm a therapist, but he

877
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 13: probably doesn't know I'm a past life regression therapist.

878
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: What's that?

879
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 13: What is that?

880
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 11: What?

881
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 13: I help individuals access memories or experienced from previous lifetimes

882
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 13: to address current emotional and psychological, spiritual.

883
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 4: She's like unlocked. No, because I've heard of people when

884
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 4: they have breakthroughs, they'll be like I unlocked his memory for.

885
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 6: She's talking about life.

886
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 2: You were a king in the sixteen hundred.

887
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 4: Waits is therapy for other lives?

888
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 11: Yes?

889
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: How that affects who you are in this new life?

890
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 4: She almost got my money. I would have signed up immediately.

891
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's be polite. This is her career.

892
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 4: Sorry I didn't understand fully.

893
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's my pop. We did not know that.

894
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 13: Some people don't understand it, but it is something I've

895
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 13: been practicing for over a decade.

896
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we did not know that specific. We just heard therapist. Yes, okay,

897
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 2: so what.

898
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: Does that have to do though, with why you aren't

899
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: calling him back?

900
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 11: Well?

901
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: Or you just explaining that to us.

902
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 13: I usually don't have a personal connection to people that

903
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 13: I date, but in this case I did. I was

904
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 13: home and really thought about it. And I know this

905
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 13: is going to sound silly. I believe in a past

906
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 13: life he was my dog.

907
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 2: Was your dog in a previous lifetime.

908
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 13: I know what I know.

909
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 6: How did you come to that realization? Walk us through

910
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 6: the steps side.

911
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 13: I had many memories of rubbing his belly, him licking

912
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 13: me like a dog. And I know it sounds silly,

913
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 13: but what a coincidence. I mean, this is I've been

914
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 13: doing this a long time and I knew I felt

915
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 13: some sort of connection and I couldn't figure it out.

916
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 4: He's such a good boy.

917
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 11: He found you.

918
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 4: Timelines, he found you again.

919
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: So he's dating your past dog off.

920
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: Of the table because that's encouraged.

921
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 13: I know you're having fun with this and it seems weird.

922
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 13: But what do I say, Like, how do I tell

923
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 13: him I can't date him? He was once my dog?

924
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 3: I will say, to your credit, you have been a

925
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: really good sport with us, yeah, and messing with us.

926
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Speaker 11: Right.

927
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: The good news is you don't have to figure out

928
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 2: how to tell him because you already have. He's actually

929
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: on the other line listening to this conversation. Been very

930
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: well behaved during this entire thing. Vincent, are you there?

931
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 20: This is truly not where I thought.

932
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 7: This was.

933
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 6: None of us.

934
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Speaker 2: Okay, talk to your previous owner, say hi.

935
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Speaker 20: Him, Blair. So you're saying that you had like visions

936
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 20: that I was your dog in another life.

937
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 13: Yes, there's been multiple visions of me walking you around

938
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 13: on a farm. Yeah, you didn't feel the connection either.

939
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 20: I mean I didn't. I didn't put two and two

940
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 20: together with a dog, Blair.

941
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 2: Do you have like a century or a decade when

942
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 2: this previous life happened?

943
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 13: Yes, this is way back. This is the eighteen hundred eight.

944
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 10: Oh look at that.

945
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, a working dog at that point.

946
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 20: You know, how come I'm a dog and you're a

947
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 20: human in these visions? It was I not a human before.

948
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 13: There's nothing wrong with being a dog. I mean, animals

949
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 13: are such a sacred part of our living, and it's

950
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 13: just it's not something that you were once my dog.

951
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 13: It's not something I now I will feel like I'm

952
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 13: walking the fields with you every time I see you.

953
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 13: It's not something I want to have in my romantic relationships.

954
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: It's not that he was a dog in a past life.

955
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 2: It's that he was your dog.

956
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 4: Okay, because you already had that connection.

957
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: Trying to figure out where we go from Vincent, this

958
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: all makes sense to you, right, Really, that's the question, Brook.

959
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 6: I need to see where his head is at, which

960
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 6: tail is wagging?

961
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you understanding what she's saying?

962
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 20: I'm hearing it. I don't know if I'm understanding that.

963
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: Your first question not what type of dog?

964
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: But you can.

965
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 3: I mean I've been thinking about that too, But I

966
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: don't know what was popular back in the eighteen hundreds.

967
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 11: Maybe espaniel, cattle dog, cat dog.

968
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean energy those dogs.

969
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: Vincent, you can understand or she's coming from. If you

970
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: were in her position, you wouldn't want to date a

971
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: woman who had previously been your fish or your cat

972
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: or something, right, that'd be weird.

973
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 20: This whole thing is weird. It's hard to believe.

974
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what do you want to say?

975
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 7: I don't know.

976
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: I want to date in my old cat.

977
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 3: Come on, I mean if you look at it from

978
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: the other perspective, right, Like dog is man's best friend,

979
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 3: he's loyal, Like these are all good qualities in a relationship.

980
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 2: This is Brook advocating for a human dog.

981
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, trying, oh yeah, for her to give him a chance.

982
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 20: Thank you, Brooke.

983
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: Okay, so, Vincent, you're still interested in dating Blair even

984
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: though previously you used to be her pet.

985
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 20: I mean, allegedly, if I was her pet, I have

986
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 20: no memory of it.

987
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: Well until you go through a session with her.

988
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's I can absolutely help you with that. We

989
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 13: can book a session right now.

990
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's great, but what we're interested in booking

991
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: is a date if you're willing to give Vincent another shot.

992
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 20: Listen, you said we had a pleasant time. You really

993
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 20: don't think we can get past this.

994
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 13: I would love to have a connection, but I don't

995
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 13: think it's best that we date.

996
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 2: But maybe she'd be willing to play fetch in the

997
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 2: park with you one time.

998
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: I won't know what we all wear in a pass life.

999
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: I bet no. I think you were probably a parrot

1000
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 2: Jose Jeffrey in the Morning Man. As a dude, I

1001
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: thought being friend zoned is bad, but being pet zoned

1002
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:33,959
Speaker 2: that's way worse.

1003
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 3: Do you call it past life zoned?

1004
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: It is brutal and there and there's nothing that you

1005
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 2: can even say as a guy in that position. Whether

1006
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: you believe it or not, it doesn't matter. In her mind,

1007
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 2: You're always just going to be that pet that she

1008
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: owned two hundred years ago on that farm.

1009
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 4: Dude has been trying to hump her leg for hundreds

1010
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 4: of years.

1011
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 3: It's enough to know about somebody's current life, let alone.

1012
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 2: All bringing on the baggage from all their previous lives.

1013
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 4: Not to make a successful doctor, and she's like, yeah,

1014
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 4: but you were like a goat in the fourteen hundred. Yeah,

1015
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 4: don't get ahead of yourself.

1016
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 1: I saw you eat garbage.

1017
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a tough road for her and for him,

1018
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 2: but we're always here to help either of them if

1019
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 2: they need help going forward or you can always email

1020
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 2: the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back,

1021
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 2: and go check out all of our second dates wherever

1022
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: you get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey.

1023
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1024
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: A lot of people look at the Twilight books and

1025
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 2: they say, oh, that story is so stupid and unrealistic. Yeah, well,

1026
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: average high school girl gets in a love triangle with

1027
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: one hundred year old vampire and a hot shirtless werewolf.

1028
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't forget the vampire sparkles.

1029
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, But honestly, it doesn't sound too different

1030
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: than the real life romances we read about on Craigslist. Jeffrey,

1031
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 2: I mean, you skim through some of the posts on there,

1032
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: you start thinking, maybe we could have the next viral

1033
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 2: teen smut book scenes. It's possible we might strike gold

1034
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 2: with a brand new misconnections that's coming up right after

1035
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 2: this A kity misconnections. That was me staring there's only

1036
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 2: two places to find true love in this world. One

1037
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 2: is on Willy Wonka's factory tour when you run off

1038
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: with an umpa lumput a skinny dip in the chocolate

1039
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 2: river together.

1040
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: That sounds so fun.

1041
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: You got a skinny dip to find down the others

1042
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 2: on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scoured that

1043
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: website every week to find the best misconnections they have

1044
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 2: to offer, like this first one titled subtal Attraction Man

1045
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 2: for Woman thirty two Sandwich shop now sub and that's

1046
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 2: why there's subdash, gotcha sandwich? I first noticed you as

1047
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: you were tying up your dog outside the Subway Sandwich

1048
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: Place on Fourth Street. You had long, curly brown hair

1049
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: and a sweatshirt with some sparkle words on the front.

1050
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: Can you not read the sparkle words?

1051
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: I couldn't quite read it. Did it say sassy pants

1052
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: or classy plants?

1053
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: Either way?

1054
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: I thinks as well.

1055
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 2: Not sure, but nonetheless it was cute and highlighted your

1056
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: toned physique. I made sure to get in line right

1057
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: after you did.

1058
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: How does a sweatshirt highlight your tone seat.

1059
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: We struck up a conversation. As we made small talk,

1060
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: I noticed something small and yellow around the corner of

1061
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: your mouth that instinctively I said, do you trust me?

1062
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: Just tell her?

1063
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 2: You hesitated, so I said it again louder. Do you

1064
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 2: trust me? You finally said okay, and I asked for

1065
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 2: you to close your eyes stop. You did, and that's

1066
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: when I licked my entire finger and attempted to rub

1067
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 2: off the bright yellow smudge from the crevice between your lips.

1068
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 4: Whoever you're looking for.

1069
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 10: Is you?

1070
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: She agreed to it?

1071
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 6: What else did you expect?

1072
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 5: Just as bad?

1073
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 2: You seem taken aback? You think, probably because it had

1074
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 2: been so long since you were with a gentleman.

1075
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 3: Or crosses me out when I've done that for my kids.

1076
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1077
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: Or was it because I rubbed too hard? I did

1078
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 2: put some extra elbow into it, she said, falling backwards

1079
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: as you jumped back. I told you the good news.

1080
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: I think I got it off, and I'd be more

1081
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 2: than happy to do a quick teeth check as well. Sadly,

1082
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 2: you turned the other way and refuse to answer any

1083
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: more of my questions. I've been back twice in the

1084
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 2: last week, same time, waiting with flowers, but no luck.

1085
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 2: I'll be there on Tuesday again. If you see this,

1086
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 2: that's from Bow Next. Yeah, it's going to get any

1087
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 2: more romantic than that. But this next misconnection is titled

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Speaker 2: Bulked Up Butterflies Woman for Man twenty six Sam's club

1089
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 2: would bulk bulk? I get it.

1090
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 3: Oh God, there's a lot of plan where it's like

1091
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 3: you buy things in bulk.

1092
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: She says. We were both shopping at Sammy's last Tuesday.

1093
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 2: I was the single mom of three that asked you

1094
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: to carry those two forty eight packs of Gatorade over

1095
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 2: to my mini van.

1096
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh hey, kids are in sports, all right, listen.

1097
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: Ps I only did that because I thought you were

1098
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: cute and I liked your rippling muscles. Do you do

1099
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 2: extreme power walking? I tried that once. I'm more of

1100
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Speaker 2: a napper size girl.

1101
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: I think she just sleeps to exercise.

1102
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

1103
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought it was sweet you did that. I

1104
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 2: think you said your name was Francisco. It was hard

1105
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 2: to hear between the grunts. Also, thanks for buckling my

1106
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 2: youngest into his car seat for me while I dealt

1107
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 2: with the twins fighting with each other with the cardboard boxes.

1108
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 1: It's almost like they're a little family already.

1109
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry my little Toby threw up on your pantlet.

1110
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't have let him had that third chureroh. Honestly,

1111
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 2: I was a little surprised you didn't ask me for

1112
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: my Instagram even after I offered to hose you down

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00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: in the parking lot of my apartment complex. Get if

1114
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: you read this, My girlfriend say I'm a catch and

1115
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 2: you should ask me out before my boyfriend gets paroled.

1116
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: He's pretty possessive. But if you and I are together,

1117
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 2: then hopefully he'll back off. Hopefully write me back and

1118
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 2: we can try the casual thing first. Okay that's from Hannah.

1119
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: That sounds like a promise you could really trust.

1120
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's try the casual.

1121
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Speaker 2: The next misconnection is titled you were dancing with my

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Speaker 2: son man for Woman fifties Stadium and here job no

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Speaker 2: play on.

1124
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: An adult.

1125
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 7: I know this.

1126
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: You were the older lady who was grinding with my

1127
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 2: boy at the Drake concert. He was the twenty one

1128
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 2: year old wearing the champagne poppy headband and the same

1129
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 2: tuxedo T shirt that I had on it was Bro's Knight.

1130
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 2: If you couldn't tell you son's bro. My headband read

1131
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 2: rump Daddy on the front. Remember me we high fived

1132
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 2: during hotline Blink. Anyway, on the ride home, my son

1133
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 2: was going off on how he almost bagged a cougar.

1134
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 2: No parentheses you, and he regretted not getting your digits.

1135
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 2: He seems like it. He's doing some good work here,

1136
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 2: he says. So if you see this and you're on

1137
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 2: the fence, these are the things that might change your mind.

1138
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 2: Number one he showers every day.

1139
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

1140
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: Number two he normally picks up after himself. Oh wow,

1141
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 2: I cannot tell a lie. I still find the occasional

1142
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 2: cereal bowl in the bathroom. Okay, so they lived together, yeah, obviously.

1143
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 2: Number three he loves to draw anime.

1144
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 4: He's super good at it.

1145
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: Is he twenty one or thirteen?

1146
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,720
Speaker 2: As for drawbacks, he's not a punctual boy. His senior

1147
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 2: class voted him as most likely to be late to

1148
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 2: his own wedding. Take that for what you will.

1149
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: But that means they thought he'd get married.

1150
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: Yes, now that you know the full story, please reply

1151
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 2: back to this and I can set up this date

1152
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 2: between the two of you. I'll even toss in twenty

1153
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 2: bucks for some pizza and wings hey for your that

1154
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 2: signed Riley Senior.

1155
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: Man sounds like a fun family to be part of.

1156
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents would wing man for me like that.

1157
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,479
Speaker 1: They remember when.

1158
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 3: They set up a j D profile for you without

1159
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 3: you knowing and then you got upset.

1160
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: So I don't know that that's.

1161
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 2: True, Jeffrey, I made a mistake. Mom, sign up my

1162
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: dating profile again. I want to find love.

1163
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 3: All you need to do is buy your Dada head bands,

1164
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 3: says rump Daddy, and.

1165
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 2: I'm on Etsy right now. Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1166
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 11: For the week, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1167
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 2: Out of all the occupations that call in to play

1168
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: in this segment, I feel like you guys can disagree

1169
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 2: if you want. But so many, it seems, are nurses

1170
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: that call in to play.

1171
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 3: They're just listening because their concern for our well being.

1172
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Probably yes, they have.

1173
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,959
Speaker 2: To take a break from their patients. And today their

1174
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 2: manager has called in. Nurse manager Amanda, who is playing

1175
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: for the very first time. Amanda, what made you reach

1176
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 2: out to the administrator?

1177
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 17: Hi, Yeah, I've been listening for a long time and

1178
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 17: have been wanting to play and just want to try

1179
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 17: my hand at seeing if I can win.

1180
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god, keep hearing your nurse team call and

1181
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 4: you're calling all right now?

1182
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 7: No, okay, just.

1183
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 3: Killing my best friend managed in er for a couple

1184
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 3: of years.

1185
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: Wow, dude, scheduling is no joke.

1186
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 6: I mean you cry often, serious.

1187
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 18: You know, every now and then.

1188
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 2: Brook wants to make you cry after she's done with

1189
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 2: this segment because we got to get to the questions here.

1190
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1191
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1192
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: you have to beat her out right if you want

1193
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 2: to win, Amanda. Are you ready?

1194
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm ready?

1195
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 2: Good luck. Your time starts now. Musician yo Yo Ma

1196
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. He's known for playing what stringed instrument.

1197
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 2: France allowed children to have wine breaks in school up

1198
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 2: until which decade nine. What is the official name of Mexico?

1199
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 2: Is it the United Mexican States or the United States

1200
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 2: of Mexico, United Mexican States. In ancient Egypt, there were

1201
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 2: sacred amulets called scaubs based on what insect. What is

1202
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 2: the term for when a nail grows painfully around the

1203
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 2: sides of a finger or toe. We will take that answer, Amanda. Well,

1204
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 2: Dunbrook is going to rejoin us in the studio now.

1205
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 2: And it says on my screener here that Amanda is

1206
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: a mom and she just got into playing fantasy football

1207
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 2: for the very first time and has an undefeated record

1208
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 2: so far this year.

1209
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 4: You're your best player right now.

1210
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 2: I think neighbors probably neighbors, Malik neighbors.

1211
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 4: Zach I was like, are you talking about Baker Mayfield?

1212
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 2: What's your secret strategy to staying undefeated right now?

1213
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 13: Gosh, I think it's your luck. Honest.

1214
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 2: Do they sell that somewhere? Like where can you get

1215
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 2: some purity?

1216
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: I think that's a running back for us.

1217
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: The Lions. Yes, what a beast. Okay, well, Amanda, we're

1218
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 2: all thrilled that you're doing so well in your fantasy league.

1219
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 2: It will wonder if you're able to pull out a

1220
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 2: victory today against Brook because it is Brook's turn. Are

1221
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 2: you ready?

1222
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: This isn't this is real life, Amanda. I'm ready.

1223
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 10: Here we go.

1224
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Musician Yo Yom celebrates a birthday today.

1225
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 2: He's known for playing what stringed instrument, the violin, France

1226
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 2: allowed children to have wine breaks in school up until

1227
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 2: which decade? Then, what is the official name of Mexico?

1228
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 2: Is it the United Mexican States or the United States of.

1229
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: Mexico the United Mexican States.

1230
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 2: In ancient Egypt, there were sacred amulets called scarabs based

1231
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 2: on what insect beetle? What is the term for when

1232
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 2: a nail grows painfully around the sides of a finger

1233
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 2: or toe ingrown? All right, answers are now locked in.

1234
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: Let's head on over to the scoreboard to check out

1235
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 2: how you both did with Jose I know.

1236
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 9: You are, I know you are, But am I Amanda?

1237
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 4: You got one correct today?

1238
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 13: All right? Not too ye?

1239
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 2: Something positive attitude? We love it.

1240
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 4: Brooke did get the same amount of questions?

1241
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: And barok uh huh, you got toot. That's what I'm.

1242
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 13: Saying, barely.

1243
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, So let's go over the answers for everybody. Musician

1244
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 2: yo Yo Ma celebrates a birthday today. He's known for

1245
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 2: playing the cello.

1246
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: I almost said cello guy.

1247
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 2: He's a cello guy. He tearns sixty nine. Nice well done,

1248
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 2: yo Yo Nie. France allowed children to have wine breaks

1249
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 2: in their schools up until the nineteen fifties.

1250
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 4: You both said nineties. That's so funny.

1251
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 2: Children of all ages were allowed to sip one.

1252
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 3: That's just Can you imagine having the kids after lunch?

1253
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 4: Oh?

1254
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. The official name of Mexico is the United Mexican States.

1255
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: In ancient Egypt, they made sacred ambulets called scaubs, which

1256
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: were based off of beetles and the term for when

1257
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 2: a nail grows painfully around the sides of a finger

1258
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 2: or a toe. We were looking for hangnail.

1259
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 3: Now, that's not your nail, that's your I thought a

1260
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 3: hangnails when the skin comes up.

1261
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 4: I think they may mean the same thing, but we

1262
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 4: said the same thing for both of you.

1263
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 2: We didn't give them to Yeah, you both said ingrown,

1264
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: so wouldn't have changed the I'm gonna.

1265
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: Go back to the nurse and say, she got it right.

1266
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 13: Don't think it's ron.

1267
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well we'll take the l on that one, Amanda.

1268
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 2: Since you didn't beat Brooke, we can't give you any money,

1269
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 2: but just for playing you do win a twenty five

1270
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 2: dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme

1271
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 2: park or online in the Disney Store.

1272
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for being here, Amanda, Are you gonna go

1273
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 3: tell all your friends about it?

1274
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 4: It was?

1275
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, I'm gonna go brag about my loss.

1276
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 4: She's not gonna tell anyone.

1277
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: Well, we're happy to day. You can come back and

1278
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 2: play anytime, okay, all right, I will thank you. All right,

1279
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 2: we'll be back to the wind Brooks Bucks same time

1280
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 2: tomorrow

1281
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.