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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame.

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings, Fawn, that's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is TSG.

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Speaker 1: I have a scheduled phone call right now with FAUN

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Speaker 1: who might be tutoring my child. Yeah, it's hi. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for calling h TSG. How are you doing? Wow? Um?

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Speaker 1: Sorry you said TSG. Yes, TSG for short, Theodore Sebastian

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Speaker 1: Giles for long and you should have gotten an email

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Speaker 1: from my assistant who set up a phone interview with

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Speaker 1: you for the potential of tutoring my child. Yes. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me your name one more time? Yes

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Speaker 1: I can. TSG is what you can call me, what

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Speaker 1: most people call me, and what they call me in

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Speaker 1: the trades. I run a fortune five hundred companies, so

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Speaker 1: I'm very busy, okay, Yes, and I'm looking for a

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Speaker 1: tutor for my youngest. His name is Hamlet, okay, William

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare play Hamlet. Yes, very familiar. Okay, Well I would

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Speaker 1: hope you'd be familiar being a tutor. Yeah right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just get to it. I wanted to go over

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Speaker 1: a few things with you and see if you might

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Speaker 1: be a right fit. And hello, Hello, Hello, Yes, hello faun.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I got sidetracked, but I'm going over

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Speaker 1: some of the research materials that my assistant gave me

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Speaker 1: to learn about you and what you might be able

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Speaker 1: to offer my child as far as tutoring goes. And

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Speaker 1: I see something staring me in the face that I

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Speaker 1: did not think I would be confronted with today, and

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Speaker 1: I am shocked. Okay, what's that? I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: contents of your Instagram account? Did I hear you? Quickly?

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Speaker 1: Are you you said you're looking at my personal Instagram account. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a link to all of your social media.

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Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of information about you and your

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Speaker 1: business being a tutor, because I asked my assistant to

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Speaker 1: furnish me that information so that I could go over

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Speaker 1: it on the phone call to find out if you're

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Speaker 1: a right fit for my youngest Hamlet to help him

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Speaker 1: with his schooling. And I am shocked at what I

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Speaker 1: see on your Instagram. I don't know what you're seeing,

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Speaker 1: but maybe you're on the wrong page, because I know

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Speaker 1: there's nothing bad on my inn. Oh, there's some horrible

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Speaker 1: things on your Instagram. For example, I'm looking at a

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Speaker 1: post I'm looking at a post right now. I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure if you know this, but the word there has

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Speaker 1: more than one spelling. Oh, I'm very well aware, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty particular when it comes to grammar. So also,

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Speaker 1: this is a little in one of your captions. In

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Speaker 1: one of your captions, I think you meant to spell

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Speaker 1: the word t h I e er there as in

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Speaker 1: theirs or somebody else's thing or something like that, and

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Speaker 1: you spelled it t r e as inn over there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can we can we just get passed this part? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I only have a few minutes here. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you wanted to discuss your son, but this doesn't

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Speaker 1: seem very relevant. Now I need to discuss job some

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Speaker 1: of the blatant grammar mistakes in your Instagram account. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? You're wasting my time right now

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Speaker 1: being the grammar poe. Well, I don't think I'm wasting

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Speaker 1: your time, am I. You definitely probably don't have the

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Speaker 1: job as the tutor for my child, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm wasting your time. I think you need to

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Speaker 1: be educated in how to use words like there. And

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Speaker 1: I see another one where I think the here you're

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Speaker 1: looking for is not done with an ear h g

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Speaker 1: r e as an over here And in one of

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Speaker 1: your Instagram captions you spelled at h r. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is absolutely bizard, So I don't appreciate your tone. And

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Speaker 1: to be quite frank, you're being to me right now.

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Speaker 1: So you're the authority on grammar? Is that correct? I

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Speaker 1: actually like to think that I do good at it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh you do good at it? I do good at it.

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Speaker 1: I do good at grammar. Yes, I do good obviously

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Speaker 1: obviously much well what you do well at it. I

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Speaker 1: was attempting to tell you that, yes, I do gooder

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Speaker 1: than you in grammar. I don't know if you hear

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Speaker 1: yourself right now, but you just said do gooder, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did do better. I meant to say that I

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Speaker 1: am gooder than you when it comes to grammar, obviously.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think you're good enough to tutor my child.

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Speaker 1: They definitely do not need your tute leage on this.

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Speaker 1: It's toute ledge. Good luck finding a tutor for your son,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think it's going to happen because you're

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Speaker 1: an absolute apple. What did you call me an apple?

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Speaker 1: I called you an apple? A h O L E.

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Speaker 1: Oh and she can spell. Look at that. That's impressive.

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Speaker 1: You know how to sell that one. Okay, well, don't

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Speaker 1: hang up. Don't hang up, because I do need to

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Speaker 1: let you know. This is actually a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your boyfriend Malcolm set you up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. Your boyfriend Malcolm said that

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Speaker 1: you're a tutor and you hate grammar police, so he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to call you and be the grammar police.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so frustrating. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand