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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffery in the morning, and it's time for

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Speaker 1: your prank phone call. And today we reach out to

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Speaker 1: a woman who's frustrated over her missing package. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: does make you mad, I agree, anybody. I do have

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Speaker 1: some good news for her. Though the package is near

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Speaker 1: her place, it's very very near. The only thing holding

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Speaker 1: her back from getting it is two short words. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna find out what I'm talking about in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. Hello. Hi, this is Kirby Tumwater. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Amazon. Is this Karen? Oh wow? Amazon? I

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Speaker 1: never yeah, I know. I'm sorry. We received a message

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Speaker 1: through our chatbots saying you were having an issue with

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Speaker 1: one of your packages. Yeah, for my cat. Right, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at your order right here. It says that you

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Speaker 1: purchased a five pound bag of kitty litter along with

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Speaker 1: a kitty toy. Is that the order that you're talking about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was supposed to be delivered yesterday. I went outside

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Speaker 1: and it wasn't there. I see. Okay, you know what,

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Speaker 1: Wait sir, wait, let me let me just go out

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Speaker 1: and check it again. Okay, okay, you can do that.

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Speaker 1: Let me look some stuff up on my end too, Okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not seeing anything. Okay, no, no, okay, just looking

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Speaker 1: this up for you, okay. Oh okay, hey, well good news.

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Speaker 1: It says the package did arrive. But I just told

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Speaker 1: you I loved and it's not there. Right. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: think I see what's going on. The reason you're not

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Speaker 1: seeing it is because it's through our new drone delivery service.

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Speaker 1: Did is a drone? That's right. We delivered it via Robin.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who Robin is, no, sir, No, it's

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Speaker 1: I just man, it's not who. It's what. Robin is

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Speaker 1: our new drone delivery system. It's state of the art. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't care how state of the art is. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, sir, I didn't receive the toy for my cane.

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Speaker 1: I hear you. The thing is, Robin is there actually

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Speaker 1: been waiting for you since yesterday. Oh? Where is the

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Speaker 1: package up in the air, up in the air right

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Speaker 1: now above your property? What? Yeah? He just needs you

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Speaker 1: to come outside to formally receive the package from him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how am I supposed to do that? Real easy? So

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Speaker 1: can you just walk outside for us real quick? I

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Speaker 1: just was outside. Well I need you to go back again.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I'm sorry, man, We apologize for the inconvenience. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm outside and I'm telling you I don't see anything well, right,

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Speaker 1: because he's high up in the air, he's waiting to

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Speaker 1: hear from you. So just put your right hand up

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Speaker 1: in the air and loudly say hi, Robin. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. No, I'm not well. Then he won't be

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Speaker 1: able to locate you. Oh hi, Robin, I said it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like an idiot. There's nothing there. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: now I'm gonna continue to troubleshoot this with you. I

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Speaker 1: should ask though, by the way, are you wearing a helmet?

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Speaker 1: Why would I need to even wear a helmet. It's

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Speaker 1: just we did have an incident with a church group

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Speaker 1: in Virginia recently who was dive bombed by a rogue

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Speaker 1: drone delivering bibles. Okay, okay, you know what, You're probably fine.

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Speaker 1: I am. I want to speak to you manager, absolutely, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'll do that right away. We just have to try

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Speaker 1: one more thing. What is it? Since the kitty litter

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Speaker 1: was made in China, it could be looking for a

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Speaker 1: Chinese response, So just give me a great big Kneehow me?

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Speaker 1: How I did it? Oh? You didn't say Robin. People

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Speaker 1: are looking at me right now like I'm crazy, But

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Speaker 1: you're not, ma'am. You're just waiting for Robin to bring

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Speaker 1: you items. You can tell them that, Hey, how Robin me?

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Speaker 1: How Robin me? How Robin? Okay? Are you? Are you happy?

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Speaker 1: I've made a fool of myself. I still have no kiddy, Lita,

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Speaker 1: I still have no toy, ma'am. I am not happy,

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Speaker 1: but I think maybe your husband, Bob is, because I

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Speaker 1: should probably tell you, Karen, you're actually on the radio

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Speaker 1: right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. My name is jeff and your husband set

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Speaker 1: you up for a phone tap. I'm so sorry, said

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Speaker 1: I kill him. You just wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: He told us that your Amazon order didn't arrive on

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Speaker 1: the day it said it would, so you thought we

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Speaker 1: could mess with you. Worry what, Karen? I got to

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for being a good sport. Here,

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Speaker 1: Can I just get one more big knee? How before

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Speaker 1: we leave? Je me? How you forgot Robin again? You

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Speaker 1: forgot to say Robin a wake up? Every morning? Was

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Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning,