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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Good morning, dude, that sounded very official. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, Good morning, good morning, Welcome to a

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Speaker 1: serious radio broadcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm out all right, seventy one degrees? Who was I

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Speaker 2: talking to this?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I was with some friends this weekend and they

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Speaker 1: were and someone I hadn't met before, a friend of

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Speaker 1: a friend, And she's.

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Speaker 2: Like, so, what's your show about? Wow, we're right where

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Speaker 2: even begin? What's my show about? Like?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know how to

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Speaker 1: answer that. What is this show about? What it's our purpose?

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Speaker 1: There really isn't one. I mean, we just know, Kiki,

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Speaker 1: how would you describe this to an alien who just

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Speaker 2: Have you ever wondered what jail talk is like?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Like between cells?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, you know, Sally, I feel what's

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Speaker 1: it like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What's jail talk like? Is it similar?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's like, hey, man, I need some toile the paper.

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Speaker 2: Here's my blowing sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he really meant a blowding sandwich, but I

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Speaker 1: think that's probably code word for something else in jail.

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Speaker 2: So be careful, don't use our advice.

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Speaker 1: And then she said, and of course it's to your

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Speaker 1: and then she kind of looked as a borned like, well,

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Speaker 1: that would be boring. If that's well, then I guess

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Speaker 1: it's not for you.

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Speaker 2: Why would I change my voice? I don't know. I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's impossible to describe what the hell this is. I

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Speaker 1: have no idea. But anyway, good morning everyone. It's Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: May twenty eighth, and I know where my official NPR voice

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Speaker 1: came from. Good morning everyone. The situation is a second.

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Speaker 2: What's our mission statement?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I could do anything about this because

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Speaker 1: I would inject some sort of opinion when you're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to. You know, it'd be like just read it man,

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Speaker 1: and Jason well knows I don't just read it.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I don't. That's not what I do. That's

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Speaker 2: not my brand. No, there's no script.

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Speaker 1: You tell me what I'm supposed to say. I might

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Speaker 1: include some of that. Also might not very well possible

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Speaker 1: to say something else. It's totally unrelated. How you doing, Hey, good?

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Speaker 2: How you doing?

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Speaker 1: No? It does keep things exciting, but I've gotten a

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Speaker 1: lot better since you're sitting here staring at me.

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Speaker 2: Because where if I give you like the stair.

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Speaker 1: No, Well, now, I just asked to ad for permission

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Speaker 1: before I do the thing that I'm going to do

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Speaker 2: But at least I ask you first.

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Speaker 1: Stair's Yeah, I will do it, I will say, Jase,

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Speaker 1: I'm noticing something. You've been on the show for almost

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Speaker 1: four years now, Yeah, I mean COVID, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Like with COVID, I have no sense of time. About

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Speaker 1: almost four years, You've You've come a long way from

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Speaker 1: like I mean, you're still firmly in the rule follower camp,

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Speaker 1: but I'm starting to see that I'm rubbing off on

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Speaker 2: You are, and I've noticed that in all aspects of

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Speaker 2: my life. I think, I thank you for that, and

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Speaker 1: It because you need a little more of the not

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Speaker 2: Yes you really do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Because you're so firmly in the rule follower camp.

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Speaker 1: Every now and again, you just got to break the rules.

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Speaker 1: It's because he'll make the rules, somebody who's never done

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Speaker 2: And I probably don't like them, you know, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is, of all the people who should

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Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah, so you're following.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else's rules, but the rules should be set by you, right, And.

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Speaker 1: That's why I run everything in my whole life radio

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Speaker 1: what our show is. Whatever I just said, Hijay Sycamore,

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Speaker 1: Hi reveal, Hi, Paulina hikkee.

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Speaker 2: She has money.

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Speaker 1: Next hour in turn Venta be not Benjamin's here. We'll

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Speaker 1: do trending stories. I've got Mike Tyson trending today. But

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Speaker 1: he's okay. I mean I see Mike Tyson trending. I'm like, no, please, no,

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Speaker 2: This man, right, not before he knocks that kid out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, no.

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Speaker 1: And now one on TikTok they're showing fake videos of

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Speaker 1: the Jake Pull fight, like the Oly Weekend. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I missed it out, like AI versus Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: I want Mike to just knock him the hell out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so sad if he does this and

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Speaker 1: gets beaten. Oh we better not, That's what I mean. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: But he's got like a marijuana licensing deal. I think

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Speaker 1: he's doing okay. If you listen to his interviews, that

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Speaker 1: guy he had tens of millions of dollars and blew

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Speaker 1: it all. Yeah, he'd be so rich now. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you know, one of the stories in What's Trending, if

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Speaker 1: you went to the airport, another sub story, submarines not

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Speaker 1: not subsandwiches and fortunately, which would be much more interesting

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Speaker 1: on this show. Another man, another submarine, Another rich man

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Speaker 1: doing this again. I'm going to argue for rich white

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Speaker 1: man I'm gonna argue too, I don't I don't know that,

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Speaker 1: but I put my money that Larry Connor is a

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Speaker 2: This June shoe Kiki Oh Larry Connor, Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go with it.

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Speaker 1: Oh and this is sad, but a man who set

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Speaker 1: He was not a rule follower. Jason Brown. And I'll

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Speaker 1: our sweet story of the day as we honor a

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Speaker 1: true legend. The Entertainer Report this hour too, what are

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Speaker 3: I will tell you who live streamed their own arrest,

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Speaker 3: update on Morgan Wallan's bar that doesn't really exist, and

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Speaker 3: a fact about Bachelor Nation that's very shocking.

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Speaker 1: I really meant I was in Nashville of the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I really meant to swing by that Morgan bar. I

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Speaker 1: over there. I was too busy in uh Twain honky tonk. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what I was.

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Speaker 1: I was as far away from all that as I was, like, literally,

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Speaker 1: can we go anywhere but Broadway? Like take me anywhere

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not a people like nuts to butts kind

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Speaker 2: I mean Broadway.

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Speaker 1: If the inside of the bar is nuts to butts, Okay,

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Speaker 1: at least I could walk outside. You couldn't walk outside

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Speaker 2: So it's damn bachelorettes.

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Speaker 3: They're always there, just groups of women in the How.

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Speaker 1: Do people think that's fun? How do people think it's

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Speaker 2: I just have to be drunk or else I'll freak

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Speaker 1: And I'm taller than everybody else and I still can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun.

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Speaker 1: No. I mean I went to Tokyo one time too,

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Speaker 1: even and that was like you certainly did, but it.

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Speaker 2: Was like a living legend. Of Oh yeah, people were like,

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Speaker 1: A submarine man. They thought I was a submarine man.

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Speaker 1: Thought they didn't think I was Larry Bird. Actually, people

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Speaker 1: First of all, your anxiety is going to go crazy,

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Speaker 1: I almost had a Southern accent when I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: Japanese people. That was like, had to make them so tall,

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Speaker 2: Yeah you should go there? You should? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you like big crowds of people? No? You know,

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Speaker 2: I don't. No, I God, spirit flies that far. I'll

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Speaker 2: get there as long as the spirit. Thank you any business,

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Speaker 2: but we'll get there. That's going to be an expensive

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Speaker 1: Spirit just stop it a few rests outside of work,

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Speaker 1: but don't get you over there to Japan.

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Speaker 2: That was funny