WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Strife With Surprises

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, and whenever I go on a solo date,

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<v Speaker 1>I like to spoil myself. And what does that include? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>a Magnum bottle of wine, a box of Magnums, the chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>the chocolate ice cream bars, and then kicking my feet

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<v Speaker 1>up on the couch and watching Magnum p I nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety one, Season four, episode six. It's my way of

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<v Speaker 1>spoiling myself. But one of our listeners, Mark says he

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<v Speaker 1>spoiled his lady when he went out the other night,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm definitely interested to hear about it. Mark, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. Can I call you Magnum Mark? Though

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a gentleman, but I will accept all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that's the name you already got from maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one of your ex lovers. But Magnum Mark, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about the date that you went on

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<v Speaker 1>the other night. What happened. So here's the deal. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like to just like Willie Nillie through things. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy who I kind of like to

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<v Speaker 1>spoil the ladies that I go out on dates with.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. Yeah, I mean Alexis likes that you're still single,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you're a gentleman. Yeah, I mean I I

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<v Speaker 1>why why not keep it interesting? You know, so like

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<v Speaker 1>by spoiling them, I means and surprising gifts. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing this on a first date? Like it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know if I went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy to be like already shaming something you don't you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what he's done. Yeah, that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want be a pessimist, but I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, Okay, why by things up? I like

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<v Speaker 1>to keep things interesting. I always have like full disclosure

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<v Speaker 1>that this is what I like to do on my

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<v Speaker 1>on my profile. Okay, Okay, so people know going in

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<v Speaker 1>it isn't a surprise to your dad exactly, And so

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about your day. What's her name? Where'd you

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<v Speaker 1>guys meet? Okay? Her name is to Eva and I

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<v Speaker 1>met her online. I mean she is gorgeous. She she

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<v Speaker 1>you know who? She kind of reminds me of that

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<v Speaker 1>tum that girl on the show. Do you guys know

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<v Speaker 1>the show Riverdale? You know the crazy one? I no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the other one Okay, her name, but like the really

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<v Speaker 1>really hot one hot one on Riverdale kind of psycho. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's your to each of their own. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're chatting for a while, like talking about our interests,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got to talking about how stressful both of

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<v Speaker 1>our lives have been lately and and just saying that

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<v Speaker 1>we both need some relaxation. And light bulb goes off.

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<v Speaker 1>That gave me an idea for a date. O, how

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<v Speaker 1>to relax? What do you? What do you? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you planning that? So I asked her out, and I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of teased her by saying that I had a

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<v Speaker 1>little surprise lined up for us. Okay, that's exciting. So

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<v Speaker 1>I get we're an address to meet at, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell her what we were doing, and I even

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<v Speaker 1>blindfolded her before she went to the door. This scares

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<v Speaker 1>me a little. I'm sorry, you're meeting a guy you

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<v Speaker 1>never knew. He's putting a blindfold at daw you and

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<v Speaker 1>telling you to meet him at an undisclosed locations. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't sign me up for that. She knew that she

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<v Speaker 1>was getting into this kind of a date, so I

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<v Speaker 1>put this blindfold on her and I did a little

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<v Speaker 1>reveal standing in front of the welcome counter. The welcome counter, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of what welcome counter at the Moon No it was

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<v Speaker 1>a salot for a surprise spa day. Chances are good,

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<v Speaker 1>like she probably google searched the address Trier to be

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<v Speaker 1>totally That's what I would have done. She seemed shocked

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<v Speaker 1>and happy, like she seemed definitely excited. Okay, And then

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<v Speaker 1>after the massages, I had another surprise, a special sushi dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>So we sat down and we ate sushi together, and

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<v Speaker 1>at one point I tried to get her to kiss

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<v Speaker 1>me by putting a little glob of wassabi on my lip.

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<v Speaker 1>When your voice got all deep and sensual, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>something really good was coming here. And then you like

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<v Speaker 1>that would burn. Yeah, I feel like I have to

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<v Speaker 1>take the magnum out of your magnum mulk. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, do I have something on my face? And

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<v Speaker 1>of course I was hoping that she would go in

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<v Speaker 1>and kiss it off, but she didn't. She flicked it

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<v Speaker 1>up with a chopstick. Thank someone's got stray food on

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<v Speaker 1>your face. It is disgusting that someone else would want

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<v Speaker 1>to put it inside their mouth. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole date overall seems like a pretty a decent

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<v Speaker 1>date minus the wasabi. Yeah, he put a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>effort out, how did you end things awesome? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we ended things. It was great, you know, we said

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<v Speaker 1>our goodbyes, and it seemed like we were gonna we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hang out again sometime, and of course I hinted

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<v Speaker 1>at another little surprise for her for our next date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we but we have, we have been chatting over

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<v Speaker 1>the last couple of days. But I do feel like

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<v Speaker 1>she's avoiding me. Okay, I don't know. Man. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it's and I've had this problem. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's too many surprises, you're being too romantic, You're doing

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<v Speaker 1>too much too soon. Yeah, let's go with that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely it too amazing, too romantic. Well, but she has

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<v Speaker 1>been responding to my text. She's just not making definite plans.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe it's too easy, is what you're saying, Jose, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no challenge for her there. Let's find out. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a song, come back, We'll call Ava for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll try and get your second date up date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? All right, hold on, magnum, Michael, I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of tricks for trying to get a kiss

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date. Yeah, but putting with sabi on

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<v Speaker 1>your lips and saying do I have anything on my face?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard that one yet, yeould, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners Mark tried. It's a curious move,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for sure. Yeah it didn't work. Yeah, maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>the moment that turned everything for you, Mark, not all

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<v Speaker 1>the spoiling stuff, with the surprises and the gifts. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she just thinks you're too weird. Would you say you're weird? Mark? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know I'm weird. I've licked tabasco off people,

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<v Speaker 1>places and things before, so I suppose I have an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting sense of humor. Okay, it was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a funny first kiss. Besides the kiss part, it does

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<v Speaker 1>seem like there's a lot of potential here. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>really separating yourself from other guys. Bro, the things you're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>you're spoiling her and then even the surprise kids. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work, but it was very unique. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 1>never going to be on another date, I'm sure like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so, or maybe never on their date with

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<v Speaker 1>you either. But I'm just trying to be Mark, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta whack you sense of humor, right, Mark? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're joking. I just I really I'm hoping there's

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<v Speaker 1>another shop for a date. And I think what the

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<v Speaker 1>boys are saying too is if if she's not the

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<v Speaker 1>one that wants to go out with you again, you

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<v Speaker 1>just keep doing you because you'll find somebody. Alexis. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even finished, Alexis. You'll find somebody, Alexis. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a backup. We have a plan b ready for

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, ladies. It's good to get that feedback because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I do have a special little spark and

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<v Speaker 1>I like to do these little surprises. And you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not stop good Okay, that's why they call

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<v Speaker 1>him magnum Mark nobody. All right, I'm gonna diale of

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<v Speaker 1>his number right now. We're going to see what she

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<v Speaker 1>has to say. You ready, man, and let's just see

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<v Speaker 1>what happens. Yeah, you go on your phone number right now. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is this Eva? Who is this Ava? It's me

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<v Speaker 1>jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite morning show, Same Energy. Why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who I am? I listen to you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes a huge fan. You are weird, so weird. I

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<v Speaker 1>am just calling on behalf of one of our fans.

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<v Speaker 1>It's even bigger than you. His name is Mark. Mark

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<v Speaker 1>is a guy that you went out with the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, something like that. What do he made something

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<v Speaker 1>like that? It sounds like you guys had a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool night that he put a lot of effort into.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait he told you about our date? Yeah? Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>gave us the rundown that he had a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>surprises find up for you with a spa day and

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<v Speaker 1>a little surprised sushi dinner at this exclusive restaurant. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, he told you about spa Day. Yeah, sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be a little sleazy

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<v Speaker 1>if you got you guys, like a couple's massage or something,

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<v Speaker 1>But he just sounded like he really wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>something kind for you. So when I think of spaw Day,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you guys too, Like you imagine plush white

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<v Speaker 1>robes and steam rooms and hot stone therapy. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>delicious and they're all that good stuff. Right yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, he blindfolded me, which like should have

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<v Speaker 1>been a red flag, right, Yeah, you could think that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you could also think fun. Yeah, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be open minded and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll oh, let's this guy blindfold me whatever. So we

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<v Speaker 1>get there and he takes my blindcold off, and where

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<v Speaker 1>am I standing? Literally in front of one of those

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<v Speaker 1>massage parlor rooms inside mall? Okay, like a strip mall,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those. I've had good massages at places like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but usually, like when you get someone in a spa

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<v Speaker 1>or you go to a spa, it's like it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>either its own entity or it's in like a fancy

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<v Speaker 1>hotel or Yeah, but beggars can't be choosers here. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you can still get a good massage in a place

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Well, like what is this? Like this this

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<v Speaker 1>is like it's a it's a place in a mall

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<v Speaker 1>and they have like little private rooms where you lie

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<v Speaker 1>down or what there's zero privacy and like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people in one room getting massages on those

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<v Speaker 1>weird like the chairs. Yeah, I've seen airport. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>usually like when you're on the go really fast, it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I got like fifteen minutes before my flight. It was awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're gonna take me to a mall,

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<v Speaker 1>that does not entail me needing to be blindfolded. You

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<v Speaker 1>know a bunch of people I guess led through the

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<v Speaker 1>mall and nobody stopped him. All that was happening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but wasn't it relaxing? It had to have still been relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was okay, Like I couldn't really relax because I

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<v Speaker 1>felt so awkward. And then like at one point he

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<v Speaker 1>paid for a foot rub and he was audibly moaning

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't that would be men? I love nice. One

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<v Speaker 1>good thing about it was we were right back to

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<v Speaker 1>this pretzel shop and kept smelling. Mate. Yeah, dude, how

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<v Speaker 1>did they get that sense so strong? I mean, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were you were into No? I was not

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<v Speaker 1>into it, Like it was too uncomfortable. But did you

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<v Speaker 1>like the effort that he put in? I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>did put in some effort. Yeah, I mean it may

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<v Speaker 1>not have been exactly what you expected going into it,

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<v Speaker 1>but like the surprise sushi, like that sounds pretty good. Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the surprise sushi came from his backpack and it live

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<v Speaker 1>from a convenient sport sig mean the sidewalk. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like this is like the most romantic date one.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It was like he's like he's got champagne

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<v Speaker 1>tis soda, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's made fresh daily

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<v Speaker 1>every day they make it. Okay, okay, oh Mark, Yeah, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he has one more little surprise for you. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening this whole time. Wow, the

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<v Speaker 1>surprises just keep on coming. You never know. With Magna

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<v Speaker 1>Mart's right, Eva, I can't believe you didn't enjoy your massage.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem to be having such a great time, and

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<v Speaker 1>that place is legit. It's got like a four point

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<v Speaker 1>two star rating on yell. Oh yeah, but you kept

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<v Speaker 1>saying like get ready for a spaw day, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>almost packed a duffel bag and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the mall. Yeah. Oh they have like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>lovely fountains at the mall too. There's some nice smells.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think, Mark, what she's saying is like

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<v Speaker 1>expectations in reality. I mean, like her expectations were different,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe you elevated the idea a little bit too much. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you tell me that the massage felt good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I said that because I didn't know what else to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody was there listening. Hey, But if he would have

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<v Speaker 1>just said, hey, you want to go to the mall

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<v Speaker 1>and get a foot massage and eat some sushi in

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<v Speaker 1>the parking lot, would you have been daffing? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>that that is definitely not my style. I would hope

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<v Speaker 1>you know me better than that by now, But that

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<v Speaker 1>is your style, no joke. Next to the empty massage

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<v Speaker 1>table next to me was a mom changing her kid's diaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's place as family friendly, all right. I mean, just

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't spend a million dollars doesn't mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was a cool surprise. Yeah. I mean, he's right, he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even spend twenty dollars. Does it really matter how

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<v Speaker 1>much money I spent on massage? I mean, a good

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<v Speaker 1>massage is a good massage. You're right. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>think the most incredible part about this whole phone call

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<v Speaker 1>is that Ava's still able to talk after eating that

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<v Speaker 1>gas station susition. I know the guy who makes it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is such fresh fish. He tried, He put in effort.

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<v Speaker 1>He listened to what your needs were, Ava, he tried

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<v Speaker 1>to meet those needs. I get it. Everything you did

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<v Speaker 1>was like it took time. It took planning, but all

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<v Speaker 1>of your surprises were just not good Mark. I'm sorry, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but he did save the best surprise for last, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's offering to go out with him one more time

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<v Speaker 1>is fully paid for by this radio station. Yeah no, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait to hold on, like you didn't even think for

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<v Speaker 1>a second year, Like we painted a whole picture for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have some actually nice gift cards that we

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<v Speaker 1>can give to the two of you with like a

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<v Speaker 1>table and chairs at a restaurant. Yeah. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really lovely and I appreciate it, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the company is still the same, you know, no offense,

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<v Speaker 1>no offense. I think we're too late for that part.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is the reason chivalry is dead. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>a great guy goes out of his way to make

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<v Speaker 1>you happy and it's just not good enough for you.

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<v Speaker 1>With his way all the way on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the cinnabon, and you still said no. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke and Jeffrey in the morning