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Speaker 7: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame

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Speaker 1: I have people around me.

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Speaker 7: Who seem to not benefit at all or anything, and

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Speaker 7: for whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep

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Speaker 7: today in terms of motivation, I want you to be

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Speaker 7: aware of statements or old sayings that have been created

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Speaker 7: that you hear over the course of time, and you

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Speaker 7: may be applying them to your life. And I want

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Speaker 7: you to be careful of some of them because some

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Speaker 7: of these old sayings, man, are not designed for people

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Speaker 7: who are dreamers, are not designed for people who have

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Speaker 7: sayings that people who want to be extremely successful at

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Speaker 7: anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings into

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Speaker 7: your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics say

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Speaker 1: That's the one. I want you to be careful about.

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Speaker 1: Statistics say, be very careful of stats.

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Speaker 7: When a person says, you know, statistics say one out

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Speaker 1: And you can't adhere.

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Speaker 7: Yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been passed

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Speaker 7: a scripture nowhere that statistics say.

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Speaker 7: People, and a lot of people who have lost have

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Speaker 7: guy said, one out of every two thousand comedians ever

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Speaker 7: I don't know if it was true. I'm just telling

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Speaker 7: And he let the air out of everybody.

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Speaker 7: So every night before I went on stage, I used

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Speaker 7: wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God for

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Speaker 7: something you may have not done yourself because you didn't

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Speaker 7: These are all statements that sound like sound advice, but

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Speaker 7: they ain't all the time got nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 7: Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in your way

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Speaker 7: of what can happen in your life.

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Speaker 1: Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Who came

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Speaker 7: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,

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Speaker 7: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had

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Speaker 7: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.

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Speaker 7: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.

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Speaker 7: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stamford to get an education.

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Speaker 7: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,

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Speaker 1: Your problem is all you gotta do.

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Speaker 7: Is make sure what is your basket made out of

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Speaker 7: If your basket is made out of faith, hope, hard work,

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Speaker 7: dumping all mine in it, because ever since I was

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Speaker 1: Even when it got ugly and I was living in

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Speaker 7: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay

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Speaker 1: I ain't take no time off. Go work at the Walmart,

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Speaker 7: Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,

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Speaker 1: Your basket woven by God. What you tripping for?

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Speaker 7: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?

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Speaker 7: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you

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Speaker 7: to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. It's just really

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Speaker 1: But if I had to pick one to listen to,

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Speaker 1: made the right choice. Ain't no doubt about it. Ain't

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Speaker 1: no doubt about it. Oh, you had a choice, but

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Speaker 1: go one two, one two three, folks, you picked us.

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Speaker 1: We must beat on one cause you picked us. Ready

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Speaker 1: to have some fun? You picked us? Why? Oh why

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Speaker 1: That was the song of choice this morning. Why I

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Speaker 7: Shunny Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica, Junior government name

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Speaker 7: kill Lewan Space, owner of KLSS Enterprises, and the legend

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Speaker 7: that is Nephew Tunny is yeah, Junior, what's.

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Speaker 1: On your mind this morning?

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Speaker 5: Can I talk to you about some monk.

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Speaker 8: I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding

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Speaker 8: You know, we're coming to the closing in the year.

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Speaker 1: You know what is it?

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Speaker 10: We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying

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Speaker 11: Or how do we start.

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Speaker 8: Setting these goals together for twenty twenty four?

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Speaker 7: As soon as I think of something that needs to

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Speaker 7: special days to do this, special moments to do that.

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Speaker 7: And then you'll find out in life that there is

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Speaker 7: no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,

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Speaker 7: because they ask will not line up them damn ducks walks.

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Speaker 7: These are not the ducks down at Peabody in Memphis.

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Speaker 7: I'm telling you. They don't get in that line. They

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Speaker 7: You can go, hey, show ask do it. Get out

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Speaker 7: your ducks to line up, man, stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: Go now. I don't wait for resolutions.

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Speaker 7: I've started everything that I want to that I'm hoping

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Speaker 7: Yeah great, and yeah, that's how I do it, Junior.

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Speaker 7: I don't wait on resolutions. This is fun to do

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Speaker 7: them because I don't know. Yeah, sound good. But if

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Speaker 7: you're gonna lose weight, see right now, like the big

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Speaker 7: one in twenty twenty four, gonna be to lose weight,

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Speaker 7: but you're finn to pack.

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Speaker 1: On fifteen up until the see that is you're finish

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Speaker 1: packed fifteen on this month? All right?

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Speaker 12: Uh, We'll come right back with more of the Steve

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Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, let's talk about some.

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Speaker 12: Of your favorite Christmas memories, you know, and your favorite

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Speaker 12: holiday tradition.

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Speaker 5: I want to ask you, oh min like pole memories.

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Speaker 1: But it was good though I didn't know, you know,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I figured just the way it was right at

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Speaker 5: Yes she could. It looked just like it did at

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Speaker 7: Well, my daddy and them used to play it. Oh,

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Speaker 11: Like that's when you first loved. You fell in love

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Speaker 7: Bell came over to see my mama, and uh, they

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Speaker 7: Well, and when I came back, my mama had to

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Speaker 1: Uh, she said, what did they? They was all talking about. Uh,

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Speaker 1: sister Harvey, what is that. That's these new recorders that

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Speaker 6: I'm just.

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Speaker 7: Don't hit that button over there. This lady Porter, say,

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Speaker 7: what's on it? My mama press plate? I opened it

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Speaker 1: Way down in the jungle deep that signifying monkey. That's

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Speaker 7: I'm cussing in everything. I mean, it's on the recorder.

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Speaker 7: So my mama trying to find the button, but she

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Speaker 7: She steady hitting the play button. Well that's already down

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Speaker 7: and your baby talking.

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Speaker 4: Soon.

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Speaker 1: The lady at the church say, ooh, that's that's Rudy

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Speaker 1: little bit, they say, She say, but who is it though? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Who's saying this?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: And make them forget. If I stay here and look

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Speaker 7: Man, I was sitting there in trouble. Mama finally cut

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Speaker 7: that thing off. She said, boy Lord Jesus, when your

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Speaker 1: She says, snick, listen to what this boy didn't put

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Speaker 7: And she pressed play again, Ray down jungle d My

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Speaker 7: daddy said, who is that? My mama said, that's your son, boy.

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Speaker 1: And then after my daddy listening to it and start smiling,

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Speaker 1: Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell

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Speaker 5: You're listening.

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Speaker 12: Morning show all right before we went to break Sea,

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Speaker 12: if you were telling us a story about when your

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Speaker 12: dad heard you recite Rudy ray More on your brand

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Speaker 12: new Mama.

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Speaker 1: Had come home on Christmas. Look at what your boy's doing.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, so she pressed on.

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Speaker 7: Ray down jungle, that black didn't ever sleep walking through

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Speaker 7: trees and swinging in the sand. That ain't saying none

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Speaker 7: He said, boy, that's you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, sir.

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Speaker 5: She thought you're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: He said, where your coat at? Go get your coat?

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Speaker 6: Come on.

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Speaker 1: The cold ass confident I had never done that. I

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Speaker 5: What is the car?

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Speaker 1: He puts me in the car, He get the machine.

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Speaker 1: We back out.

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Speaker 7: We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five

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Speaker 7: Merry Christmas. Slick, what's up little boy? Mary Christmas? He's

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Speaker 7: boy got something for y'all.

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Speaker 4: Right here.

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Speaker 1: Tell me who this is? All the men in there

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Speaker 1: with boy that rutley ramo, No, it ain't dusky.

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Speaker 7: Moment class said, you lie boy, every boy right here,

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Speaker 7: This boy sound jet like Rudy remote. So mister Wall said,

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Speaker 7: we do some of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.

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Speaker 1: When I got to cut it from y'all, did you

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 4: Hell? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Way like that right there? What if like you truk.

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Speaker 5: Oh man?

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Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 7: My daddy thought it was the greatest thing. You hear now,

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Speaker 7: he said, And when we get back home, tell you mama.

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Speaker 7: We rolled and talked about it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well you did.

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Speaker 7: I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh

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Speaker 7: oh it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got

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Speaker 7: whoop me, no way, because he was he thought it

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.

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Speaker 7: He ain't even where you learned these words from.

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Speaker 1: You're playing at all the parties? Yeah, who else you

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Speaker 1: listen to?

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Speaker 6: Thog?

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Speaker 5: Good Christmas memories?

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Speaker 1: Right there, Red Fox, Red Fox. That's now this country

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Speaker 1: comedian named Jerry Cloud. Jerry Cloud. Oh yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: we listened to. And he'll be man. Yeah, I love it,

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Speaker 1: no that he'll be funny, hell man funny man. See,

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Speaker 1: I was stealing Richard Pride my daddy.

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Speaker 15: Oh I'm doing Richard and Eddie. That's like Delirious was

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Speaker 15: my my stand up fa then he did Delirious Richard

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Speaker 15: Pride wanted that's the one.

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Speaker 5: Said strip Yeah, man, wow, I mean that.

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Speaker 12: That was back in the day when your parents had parties.

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Speaker 12: And weren't those called party albums or something?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, party albums. So they would playing.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't listen. You had to come in in and

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Speaker 1: dance for them. Then you have to go the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on.

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Speaker 7: And the record player was right next to the steps

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Speaker 7: I said on the steps and you can hear I

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Speaker 7: learned how to cuss everything.

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Speaker 14: Good old days.

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Speaker 5: Gush Google.

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Speaker 1: That's that American classic, right that boy? That red leather

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Speaker 1: outfit that was class.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah for sure?

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Speaker 1: What was that red leather raw? That was us? Red

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Speaker 5: Purple, yeah was purpose leather all leather was wrong, was wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, man, when that food was doing that, that

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Speaker 1: food was doing that dog going now buck wheat man.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, No, not when he got shot, when

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Speaker 1: he was doing the hits. But we see it. Nice

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Speaker 1: me no name, Enamo.

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Speaker 11: Said you.

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Speaker 1: Me time us a lady. Then news.

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Speaker 13: I knew.

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Speaker 1: Knude that boy saying three times I was hollering.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: He gave us some great laughs. And man, yes, Velvet Jones,

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Speaker 5: mister Robinson's neighbor. Yeah, hold of the answer the door.

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Speaker 1: Who is.

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Speaker 7: Movies the absolute best sketch artist. Man, Yeah, that damn

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Speaker 7: eddie man.

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Speaker 1: Change round in that hot tub.

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Speaker 10: Dog man, he stuck his toe in this man, gonta

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Speaker 10: get in the hotel.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what was it boy in the in

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Speaker 1: the movie Trading Places? Uh huh oh what is her name? Valentine?

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Speaker 7: Valentine boy when they finally got him off the street

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Speaker 7: and took him to the house. Yeah, And they had

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Speaker 7: and they was coming off shutting the dope and he

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Speaker 7: was in there singing. When I showed that to my daddy,

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Speaker 7: my daddy hollered.

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Speaker 6: Laugh.

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Speaker 1: When you think of look when god get his.

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Speaker 5: Said, boy, he's open this show every day with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I got it from. Yeah, good memory.

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Speaker 9: I'll tell you man that that that what's what's what's

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Speaker 9: the best forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut? Oh?

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Speaker 5: What's forty eight hours about? When he was with Nick Not?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Trading, coming to Miracle.

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Speaker 5: Coming to the America's comedy movie I've ever seen. Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it was great.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 11: All right.

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Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour in Entertainment News, Steve,

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Speaker 12: You're gonna love this.

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Speaker 16: Are you listening, Steve Sex, You're listening, Sex, You're listening.

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Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, time now for ask the clo the

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Speaker 12: chief love Officer, the close Steve Harvey in the building?

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Speaker 5: Are you ready, sir?

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Speaker 1: Od?

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Speaker 12: This one is from Jacqueline in Memphis. Jacqueline says, I'm

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Speaker 12: thirty eight years old and I'm married to an older

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00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 12: man that loves for play and long drawn out intimacy.

450
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 12: After six years of that, I would love to have

451
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 12: a hot and steamy quickie in the kitchen or wherever

452
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Speaker 12: we are when the mood hits us. His formal way

453
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 12: of love making is boring and I doze off sometimes

454
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Speaker 12: during sex.

455
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Speaker 5: I want some spot No, I want some spontaneity.

456
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Speaker 12: So I'm considered having an affair with my ex just

457
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 12: for a little tune up once a month.

458
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Speaker 5: Is this a sign that I'm getting bored with my marriage?

459
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Speaker 5: Or is it just the boring sex?

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Speaker 1: No, it's both. It's boring sex a sign that you

461
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Speaker 1: bored with your marriage and a sign that you headed

462
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Speaker 1: to divorce court. It's also a sign that you know

463
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: it's a lot of stuff wrong here, lady. But come

464
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Speaker 1: on now, is it a sign that you bored with

465
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Speaker 1: your sex? Like, yeah, you went to sleep.

466
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Speaker 7: I probably ain't been at my best sometimes over the years,

467
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Speaker 7: sixty three years. I'm pretty sure some days I wasn't

468
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Speaker 7: at my level best. But your ass ain't fit to

469
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 7: go to sleep though. That ain't what you're gonna do.

470
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Speaker 2: Just because you yelling.

471
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Speaker 7: Ain't no way in hell you going to Hello, hell,

472
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Speaker 7: I'm yelling. That's right, Something gonna happen.

473
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Speaker 1: I'm hollering. You bump your head up against that board.

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Speaker 2: Something still at it?

475
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Speaker 1: Huh, you're not going to sleep though? All of what

476
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: he doing where you're asking go to sleep?

477
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Speaker 16: Sleep?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 6: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Wow? But what about having sex with her ex? We're

481
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 5: a little tune up once a month.

482
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Speaker 1: Okay, she already she already her mind already gone. She

483
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Speaker 1: already is over.

484
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's over, dangerous right here.

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Speaker 7: It's over. But what makes you think your ex won't

486
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Speaker 7: you though? Uhh wow, uh oh, might not be what

487
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 7: you think. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 5: We're moving on.

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Speaker 12: Delia and Durham, North Carolina says, I've been in an

490
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Speaker 12: on again, off again type of relationship with my daughter's

491
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Speaker 12: father for three years. He cheated on me after my

492
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Speaker 12: daughter was born and ended up marrying the lady he

493
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Speaker 12: cheated with. Whenever he comes to see our child, we

494
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 12: have sex, and I let his wife know. One day

495
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Speaker 12: she decided to come over to talk to me, and

496
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Speaker 12: one thing led to another and.

497
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Speaker 1: We had sex.

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Speaker 16: What she now?

499
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

500
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Speaker 12: Now we enjoy each other's company without our man in

501
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 12: the picture, and he is upset about it. I plan

502
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Speaker 12: to keep seeing her until I find a good man

503
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 12: to settle down with. Am I wrong for messing with

504
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Speaker 12: his wife?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

506
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Speaker 1: Delia, Bailia, what's happening, Junior?

507
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Speaker 5: She's friendly?

508
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know when you called you and own

509
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: again off again relationship and when you go over your

510
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: man's house. When your man come over your house to

511
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: see y'all's baby, y'all have sex. And you call his

512
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Speaker 1: wife to tell him, well, well you told the wrong one.

513
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Speaker 5: This time.

514
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 7: She came over there and saying, oh, that's what we're doing.

515
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 7: Oh we have a sex ebody. Oh that's what we're doing. Well,

516
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 7: how about some of this? Hell and then guess what

517
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 7: you said, well how about some of that that?

518
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 5: Wait one more time.

519
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: So this is what happened right here.

520
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 7: So you call your man come over to the house

521
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Speaker 7: that your daddy and your child, and every time he

522
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 7: come over you and awn again, y'all have sex.

523
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: Right, So then you called his wife to tell him

524
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: that y'all having sex. So then uh, she come over

525
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: to say, okay, oh this is what we're doing is here?

526
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh you want some of this here? And then you say,

527
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: I try some of that that, And next thing, you know,

528
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: a little bit of this and a little bit of that,

529
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Speaker 1: and y'all says all just righty tat tank. Now everybody

530
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: up in here doing some of this and that.

531
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Speaker 7: Now, when your husband find out that y'all doing that,

532
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 7: he wanted to know what happened to this but now

533
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 7: it ain't nothing happened to this. It's just we're over

534
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 7: here now we're doing that. Uhh now he mad, but

535
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 7: see he the one over there doing all that. So

536
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 7: then thelen said, well we're gonna do all this now

537
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 7: the live do everybody? I be scared of the babysitting

538
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Speaker 7: at her house?

539
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Speaker 1: Color you get some too?

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Speaker 7: You can't, you can't postmate, can't drop nohe no, Oh

541
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Speaker 7: you're dropping stuff off.

542
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Speaker 1: I like stuff getting dropped off. Or you want to

543
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Speaker 1: do some of this?

544
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 7: I do some of that.

545
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: Well, let's go and do this.

546
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Speaker 7: And what about empithods, Amazon Prime come up to the door?

547
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh you delivered to you want to deliver some of this?

548
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: I delivered some of that. You want some of that

549
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: that's going out there?

550
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Speaker 4: All right?

551
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 12: Uh quickly, let's get to Calvin in Seattle. He says,

552
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 12: he's a somebody.

553
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: Somebody pull up in the front and they had a

554
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: little girl go up on the porch with some girl cookies.

555
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: Who that brought you over this house? Little girl?

556
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 11: My daddy?

557
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: Tell your daddy come on over here and say, I

558
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: leave cookies too me. You want to buy some of them? Cookies?

559
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: You want to buy some of these cookies. Oh we oh,

560
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: we selling cookies. I got cooking, what flavor I got?

561
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: We got all flavored? I try anything exactly.

562
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 5: So she wants to know is she wrong for messing

563
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Speaker 5: with his wife?

564
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 9: Steve?

565
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Speaker 3: That is her question.

566
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Speaker 7: You're wrong, you wrong, messing with her husband? What you

567
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 7: got you introduced to the wife?

568
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: That's right, you're.

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Speaker 16: Right now, all right, thank you, Cello, you're listening.

570
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Speaker 5: Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right.

572
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 12: So here's the question, guys, what marks the beginning of

573
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 12: the holiday season for you? Is there a specific song

574
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 12: that puts you in the Christmas spirit? How about a

575
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 12: special movie? Carla The Temptations that's Christmas Eve only that

576
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 12: I was, yes, Also Imitation of Life. That's another good

577
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 12: Christmas movie. So what about you, Steve?

578
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Speaker 6: I know you like.

579
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Speaker 5: Christmas. Yeah, miss.

580
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Speaker 1: I'm going to get to know your bed. Yeah, this

581
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: Christmas that's my song. I hear that.

582
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Speaker 13: I'm with you.

583
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations.

584
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Speaker 1: Casby, No, anybody listening for that?

585
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 12: No?

586
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: No, oh, that's doing that? Yeah, that's my jam too.

587
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: I love that song. Yeah.

588
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 5: Someday of Christmas, Stevie wonder, I love that.

589
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: What is that?

590
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 4: You know?

591
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 5: Someday Christmas. You don't know that one.

592
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: It ain't beat your song, Donny Donnie's number one.

593
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's number one.

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Speaker 1: And Christmas see Stevie's music. Oh that's my yeah for sure.

595
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh albums. Oh talking book, baby, your baby may hate

596
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Speaker 1: some Uh the plan been me?

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00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 5: Well is this other me again?

598
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Speaker 12: Boy?

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00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 9: Boy?

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Speaker 7: That's that damn talking book. When he was sitting on

601
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 7: that rock, Yeah, that boy right there, he didn't know

602
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 7: they had him on the rock.

603
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Speaker 1: He thought he was doing a photo shoot in the backyard,

604
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Speaker 1: the two lands out in that desert.

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Speaker 5: God, he was around.

606
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, his hands, so I'm putting on his head, trying

607
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: to feel his way around. See where he was. Tell

608
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: me right here, listen to me. Let me tell yall

609
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Speaker 1: something I've been around Stevie. Steve ass ain't blind. I

610
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 1: don't believe it. Always say that I told Stevie this blind.

611
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: This a hoax.

612
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Speaker 7: He'd have made a lot of money on it. It's

613
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 7: a Listen to me, Hi is Stevie blind. You ain't

614
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 7: never seen Stevie with a dog. He ain't never fail.

615
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Speaker 13: It just.

616
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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: You have never seen running up in the nothing. He

618
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: ain't got oh nowhere. He never had to unfold his

619
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: stick showing up places.

620
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Speaker 5: Hey other me, we're moving on.

621
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Speaker 1: I know, brother Milton be witting, but.

622
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Speaker 5: You're listening Morning Show.

623
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Speaker 12: It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of people take

624
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Speaker 12: great pains to find the perfect gift for someone over

625
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 12: the holidays because they want to treat their loved ones

626
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 12: to something special. But it turns out that a lot

627
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Speaker 12: of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact, many

628
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 12: are really just looking for ways to outgift the loved

629
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Speaker 12: ones in their lives.

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Speaker 5: A new survey finds yeah right.

631
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Speaker 12: The new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans

632
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Speaker 12: see gift giving as a way to out gift their

633
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 12: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person

634
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 12: they are competing with see that person as their sibling.

635
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 12: Usually I do other people you did it? Other people

636
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 12: try to outgift that they try to outgift include friends

637
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 12: or significant others.

638
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 5: I can see that.

639
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Speaker 12: Yeah, So I gotta ask you, guys, what is the

640
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 12: worst gift you've ever received?

641
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 5: And what's the best gift you've ever received?

642
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 17: Jay, Oh, the worst gift I ever received was my

643
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 17: kids and they got together, all three of them got

644
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 17: together and pitched in on this and gave me one

645
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 17: pair of lime Green sucks. Lime Green just started to

646
00:39:53,760 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 17: get a little recognition back in the day, just starting

647
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 17: to come out. It wasn't It wasn't with a damn

648
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 17: back and it said the line line and walk around

649
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 17: like this bowld.

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Speaker 4: I'm like that. What about you?

651
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Speaker 6: Jor?

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, you remember back in school when you

653
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 10: used to have to trade gifts, you know, by a gift.

654
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, saying what your sad?

655
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I win't got this Michael Knight Night Ride of

656
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 10: remote control car.

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Speaker 8: That's the y I brought.

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Speaker 11: When I got my gifts back. I just had plato.

659
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Speaker 4: I could not say, what the hell is this?

660
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Speaker 11: And then the little boy.

661
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Speaker 10: Said it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted

662
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Speaker 10: and just made a little man. I kicked that little

663
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Speaker 10: man over. I'm on my car, man, that is what

664
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Speaker 10: I want.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, how about your nephew.

666
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Speaker 9: Mine is a little simmer jun because it was that

667
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 9: school was in grade school. I think it's about fifth grade.

668
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 9: And I pulled this kid's name and he pulled my name.

669
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 9: So you know, I hadn't done all my chores. I

670
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 9: didn't cut some yards. I got him the g I

671
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 9: Joe with the kung Fu grill. I got him a

672
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 9: good toy. That's a real toy back in the day. Man,

673
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 9: let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

674
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 9: He got me a coloring book that his ass had

675
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 9: been coloring in. Miss Johnson's role. You hear me, My

676
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 9: mamaa beat the hell out of me.

677
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 5: That they call that at the Mercedes dealership. Pretty owned.

678
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 9: First of all, it's a sorry gift, but you've been

679
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 9: coloring in it.

680
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 14: Alread outside the lines to all outside.

681
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 5: Oh God, all right, what's the best gift? What's the

682
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 5: best gift?

683
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

684
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 17: Well, I can tell you the best gift I gave

685
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 17: my mom because I always competed against my sister.

686
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: Let's see that the survey is correct.

687
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 4: It's true.

688
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 17: When my sister gave my mom, she said, I gave

689
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 17: I said, so once you get mom, she said. And

690
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 17: this is the first time I ever heard my sister curse.

691
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 17: She said, I gave mom one hundred dollars. I said,

692
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 17: I gave a lote model color TV. Let's just said,

693
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 17: who was a Christian and don't cuss much at all

694
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 17: at all? She said, I'll be damned, she said, I'll

695
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 17: be damned.

696
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 14: That's a lot hard.

697
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 5: He won. What about you, sir, Let's see the worst

698
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 5: gift I ever got. I don't know.

699
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 12: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,

700
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 12: you know, not little, but younger.

701
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 5: But it didn't work. I didn't get any batteries with it.

702
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 4: You know.

703
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 5: It was what I tell you, the words gift up. Yeah,

704
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 5: I mean what you got? A key chain?

705
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 6: So bad?

706
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 12: All the relative gave me that, and then and then

707
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 12: the worst gift of all was, of course, a set

708
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 12: of pots.

709
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 5: Anyway, anyway, all right, coming up next to is a

710
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 5: nephew with a prank phone call. Right after this, you're

711
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 5: listening Hard Morning show.

712
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

713
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 12: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the

714
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 12: subject behind the Christmas tree. We'll find out what's going

715
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 12: on behind the tree. And just a few but right

716
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

717
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 18: What you got for its nep the job a fall

718
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 18: the job offer that sounds harmless, harmless?

719
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Now do you do you want to heat? Yeah?

720
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 5: You want to hear, of course.

721
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: Take a listen, idiot, Hello, Hello.

722
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach you William, William, Please yes, This

723
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 4: is William, I William. My name is Daniel. I'm with

724
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 4: deployment Agency.

725
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 13: Oh yes, how's it doing?

726
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm pretty good. You You actually came in a

727
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 4: couple of weeks and filled out some forms.

728
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I did.

729
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 13: I did.

730
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 4: You're you're seeking ployment, right, yes, sir, I am. Okay, okay,

731
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 4: Well listen, I got a few things here i'd like

732
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 4: to go over if you don't, If you have the time,

733
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 4: I'd like to get a couple of questions from you.

734
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 4: I think I actually have something I could send you

735
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 4: out on on Monday if you actually pit the criterias.

736
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 13: Okay, Oh okay, well hold on, let me grab a pin. Okay,

737
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 13: I'm ready.

738
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 4: All right. Are you used to physical labor at all?

739
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 13: Yes? Yes, I am.

740
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a problem health wise or physical. You're

741
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 4: you're you're able to handle that kind of stuff? Yes, okay,

742
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 4: b I'll tell you. Will you about five eight eight? Okay?

743
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 4: And how much do your weigh?

744
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 13: About? One fifty one fifty?

745
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 4: Okay? All right, let's do this. Now. Have you done

746
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 4: any singing at all?

747
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 9: Uh?

748
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: Not?

749
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 5: Not?

750
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 13: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not

751
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 13: a singer. Singer.

752
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 4: But you know I could, I could, I could blow

753
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 4: a little.

754
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 13: Bit, but not not professionally.

755
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 4: But you know, right, but you're pretty good at holding

756
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 4: a note at least though.

757
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 13: Right, Yeah, I can hold a note.

758
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 4: Okay, not bad, not bad at all. Are you good

759
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 4: working out in the heat? Is that okay?

760
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah? At this point, man, I'm I'm willing to

761
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 13: take anything. Yeah, I'm cool with that.

762
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 4: Okay. How long you been out of work?

763
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 13: Ah? Man, it's about a good about a year and

764
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 13: a half.

765
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: Now, okay, well man, we're going to try to fix

766
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 4: that for you. I know, uh, with the way economy is,

767
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: you know, I know how people can be out of

768
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: work and not be able to find what they're looking for.

769
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 4: But I think we've got something up right Alley. Now,

770
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 4: let me ask you this question. Are you good working barefooted?

771
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 13: Barefoot?

772
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, without without shoes on it all?

773
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 13: Well, I mean I guess the jobs required, and I

774
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 13: mean yeah, I can do that.

775
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 4: Okay. Now, we're gonna start Monday morning right at sunrise,

776
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 4: so we're talking about five point thirty six o'clock here.

777
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 4: We're gonna need you, uh to report to the field

778
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 4: to actually get ready.

779
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 13: Okay, what kind of jobb is is.

780
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 4: I mean, what you're gonna be doing, William Is, You're

781
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 4: gonna what you're gonna be doing is actually picking cotton,

782
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 4: and we want you to do it barefooted, and we'd

783
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 4: like for you to actually sing while you're doing it.

784
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 13: Well, you gotta be kidding, man, Are you serious?

785
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 4: I'm that serious? The jape's h ten bucks an hour.

786
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 4: You know we're gonna get you some good hours out there.

787
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 13: Laying man, man, I mean without the stag man.

788
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 4: I mean that.

789
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 13: I mean he's not about picking cotton and bare feet

790
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 13: and in ten dollars an hour.

791
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: Man, you're gonna forget. I do need just singing. It's

792
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 4: gonna be a Do you know any Negro spirituals?

793
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 5: No?

794
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 13: I don't and I don't. I don't. I don't think.

795
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 13: Who's this again?

796
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 4: Uh? Like I said, I'm Daniel. I wanted the employees here.

797
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 4: I work at employment agency. You know I pulled up

798
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 4: your file and saw how long you've been out of work,

799
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 4: and you know, I've got something that I think you'll

800
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 4: be perfect for.

801
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 13: Okay, but what I mean, what is this job really about?

802
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 13: I mean, you talk, you're talking about picking cotton.

803
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 4: Well, you know Basically, it's kind of like you're getting paid.

804
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 4: You know, the ten bucks an hour. You're probably gonna

805
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 4: get about ten hours in a day, so so you

806
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 4: know you're gonna make a hundred bucks a day. It's

807
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 4: it's a it's kind of like slavery, but it's not.

808
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 13: It's hold up, hold up better, hold up, uh, man.

809
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 13: I didn't find on it for nothing like this, man.

810
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm thinking you guys are supposed to be

811
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 13: helping me with a up today job. I mean, slagery

812
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 13: don't even exist no more.

813
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: Man.

814
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean we are going to pay you,

815
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 4: you understand, but we do want you barefoot.

816
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 13: You're telling me I gotta I gotta sing and walk

817
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 13: barefooted picking cotton, singing some slavery songs. Bro, I don't

818
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 13: do like that.

819
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: Man.

820
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 13: I'm voting man that slavery is a fool with man.

821
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 19: Whatever are you talking about?

822
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 4: I can't what did you say?

823
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 13: Man? I'm thinking that you guys are going to be

824
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 13: finding me at a job, a job, job that's.

825
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 4: Not job, regardless of how you like it. It's a job. Now.

826
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 4: I need you to report for five o'clock in the

827
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 4: morning out in the field with no shoes and ready

828
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 4: to sing.

829
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 13: And I am not reporting no damn where at five

830
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 13: o'clock in the morning, at no damn field. Brother, I mean,

831
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 13: I don't know why why you even calling me with

832
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 13: this matter of fact matter of fact? You know what,

833
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 13: go ahead and send my dog because I'll go over

834
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 13: there and talk to these people in the beginning, because

835
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 13: y'all need to be reported.

836
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 4: Like I said, five o'clock in the morning for it.

837
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,919
Speaker 4: You know what, if you can wear your shoes, man, listen, fuck,

838
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: fuck listen to me.

839
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 19: No, not my name?

840
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 13: A matter of fact, what's your name? Because you know what,

841
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 13: I will be at this tomorrow just to meet your

842
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 13: because this don't make no sense.

843
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 19: Man, You calling my.

844
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 13: Phone talking about some slavery work. Man, you must be

845
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 13: out of your mind talking to.

846
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 4: Are you looking for work? Are you not looking for work? Now?

847
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 13: I'm not looking for that kind of work, dude. I mean,

848
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 13: you calling my phone telling me about some slaves work.

849
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 13: It's work, though you might get a matter of fact,

850
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 13: what what is your name?

851
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 6: What is your name?

852
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 13: You can kiss my Okay.

853
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 19: I don't want to go back and I'm not doing

854
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 19: no type like that matter.

855
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 13: You can lose all my information.

856
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 4: You're gonna get your black I mean, hang on, You're

857
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 4: gonna get your butt out there and you're gonna do

858
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 4: what you you.

859
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 5: Just say, get my black?

860
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 13: Well, you know what, I will be there putting my down.

861
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 4: Can I can I say one more thing? Please?

862
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 19: What the what the else you gotta say?

863
00:49:59,520 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 6: Man?

864
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 13: You just said a month full already?

865
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,479
Speaker 4: I gotta say this. This is Nephew Tommy from Steve

866
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Katrina gotten me the pry phone.

867
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 4: Call you? What the who will you? This is Nephew

868
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 4: tim Me Man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

869
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 19: You this, man, I believe she could do something like that, man,

870
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 19: And you know I'm looking for yuah. Man, I bet

871
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 19: you won't be saying that when the bills come in

872
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 19: next month. Hey man, I'm five for eight, one hundred

873
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 19: and fifty pounds.

874
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 13: But when I'm ready to get in your get.

875
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 19: All in your I mean, and she know that, she

876
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 19: know that.

877
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 13: I mean, I would get high.

878
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 4: Oh man, I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,

879
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 4: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

880
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.

881
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 13: Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

882
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: Tell me what you said Buck.

883
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 11: We all sat straight up.

884
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: I said, hell, no, I'm gonna kill this dude, right,

885
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: I was thinking about killing you. Tell me Buck, Hey,

886
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: what you called me talking? I asked, gonna be thumping?

887
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 14: You know one kind of woman. Thanks a man who's

888
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 14: out of work.

889
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 20: I mean, I'm fine for eight one fifty, but I

890
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 20: would get in your behind if I got Can you

891
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 20: come barefoot?

892
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh? Can you sing?

893
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 6: Yeah?

894
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 11: Well, you know some spiritual a little bit.

895
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: I ain't really no professional body.

896
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 14: You really need a job because you set it up like.

897
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say a little bit. You know, I'm trying

898
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: what kind of sun am I'm gonna be doing? Delivering telegrams?

899
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm doing bass job called for? I

900
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: know the brother he was, Okay, you try to get

901
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: your head.

902
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 14: Make sure you have.

903
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was another way.

904
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, oh man, that was great.

905
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: Man.

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00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: I love my people. I love the death Boy. They

907
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: are the truth, true truth. I know some people. Dog,

908
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: had you had put that phone call in you, you

909
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: probably couldn't have had enough bleeps coming up?

910
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 12: Max is my Strawberry letter subject behind the Christmas Tree.

911
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 5: We'll get into it right after this.

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00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 12: You're listening Hard Morning Show well now it's time for

913
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 12: today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

914
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 12: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey

915
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 12: FM dot com that's where you do it, and all

916
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 12: you have to do is just click submit Strawberry Letter.

917
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 12: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

918
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 12: just like we're going to read this one right here,

919
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 12: right now, and you never know, it could be yours.

920
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We

921
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is a Strawberry Letter.

922
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: Thank you.

923
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 12: Nephew's subject behind the Christmas Tree. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've

924
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 12: been married for fourteen years and I have a busy

925
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 12: schedule as a high school basketball coach. After years of marriage,

926
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 12: my wife still doesn't get how stressed I am around

927
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 12: this time of year, and she'd been pressuring me to

928
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 12: buy a Christmas tree and have it up by December first.

929
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 12: I missed her deadline because of my schedule. This past Saturday,

930
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 12: I left for practice and she said she picked out

931
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 12: a tree online and it was going to be delivered

932
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 12: later that day. I knew it didn't sound right, but

933
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 12: I didn't really care at that point. Around noon, one

934
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 12: of my players got sick, so I canceled the practice.

935
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 12: I intended to go home and help out with a

936
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 12: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside

937
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 12: shooting hoops with her friends. She said her mom and

938
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,959
Speaker 12: mister Tim were inside putting up the tree. The only

939
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 12: Tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend that drives

940
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 12: the truck like the one in front of my house.

941
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 12: I walked in and my wife was disheveled and acting jumpy.

942
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 12: I hugged her and I could smell cologne all over

943
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 12: her neck. I pulled her with me as we went

944
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 12: to look at the tree, and I asked where Tim was.

945
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 12: She said Tim was behind the tree, securing it to

946
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 12: the base. I walked over to Tim. I tapped his

947
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 12: foot and I told him to come out and leave

948
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 12: my house. Tim said he was just helping out since

949
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 12: I was too busy to do what needed to be done.

950
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 12: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me

951
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 12: as Tim walked out. She said it's my fault and

952
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 12: I shouldn't be upset. I told her she's foul for

953
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 12: having her ex in our house. She doesn't see the

954
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 12: situation from my point of view. So I'd love to

955
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 12: invite my girlfriend over and ask her to bring me

956
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 12: one of her amazing chocolate cakes. I wonder if my

957
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 12: wife will get it. Then I'm very vindictive.

958
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 5: Should I do it or not?

959
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 12: Well, while you know, we all know that two wrongs

960
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 12: don't make a right, we know that, but this does

961
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 12: sound like a case of I can show you better

962
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 12: than I can tell you. And since your wife seems

963
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 12: to have no remorse about anything that happened, having this

964
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 12: other man over there and all that, you know, I

965
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 12: wouldn't be mad if you did invite your ex and

966
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 12: her amazing chocolate cake, although I'm sure she wouldn't get

967
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 12: past the front door.

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00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 5: But you know, WiFi was just way out of line here,

969
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 5: and her.

970
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 12: Ex Tim was ohso disrespectful when he said he was

971
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 12: just helping out because you were too busy.

972
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 5: To do what needed to be done. How could he

973
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 5: fix his mouth to even say that in your house?

974
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 12: So, you know, let's see how your wife would like

975
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 12: it if the situation were reversed.

976
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 5: And we all know she wouldn't. She wouldn't like it

977
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 5: one bit.

978
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 12: But we don't like her attitude. We don't like the

979
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 12: fact that you know she thinks this is okay. She's disloyal,

980
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 12: she's unsupportive of you and what you have to do

981
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 12: as far as your coaching job and all of that,

982
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 12: and bring her x in to try to take your

983
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 12: place in your house. It's just these things are unthinkable

984
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 12: for a wife to do to her husband. So yeah,

985
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 12: in this case, I wouldn't be mad you said should

986
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 12: you do it or not. I wouldn't be mad if

987
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 12: you invited her and got some cake and all of that.

988
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 5: See how your wife liked it, Steve.

989
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,919
Speaker 1: Just let us stupid, crazy childish been married fourteen years,

990
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 1: your high school basketball coach. This is why I lost

991
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: it in the letter. After years of marriage, my wife

992
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: still doesn't know how stressed I am around this time

993
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: of year, and she's been pressuring me to buy a

994
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and have it up by December first. Now

995
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to assume.

996
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 7: That you mean you're under pressure this time of the

997
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 7: year because of your basketball schedule and maybe playoffs or

998
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 7: something like that. Maybe that's what you're talking about, because

999
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 7: at first I thought about it was stressed out about

1000
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 7: buying Christmas trees and gifts.

1001
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: I was a little confused about that. But either way,

1002
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: it don't cast for that much pressure.

1003
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 7: I mean, if you a basketball coach, I understand it's

1004
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 7: a little.

1005
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,479
Speaker 1: Tight for you this year. I do understand that, bruh.

1006
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: So I ain't knocking that right there. But she wanted

1007
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: Christmas tree, have it up by December first. The mandate

1008
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: in our house is the day after Thanksgiving the Christmas

1009
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: decorations begin. That's a mandate at our house. Don't let

1010
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: December get here and I don't have my tree gonna

1011
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: be a problem at the house. Okay, I just want

1012
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: to throw that in right here. This past Saturday, you

1013
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: went to practice, she said, she picked up a tree

1014
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: and had it online, was gonna be delivered later that day.

1015
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: I knew it didn't sound right. I don't know why

1016
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: it didn't, but you said it didn't sound right, but

1017
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: I really didn't care at this pump. So at noon,

1018
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: one of your players got sick, so you canceled the practice.

1019
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 7: I intended to go home and help out with the

1020
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 7: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside

1021
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 7: shooting hoops with her friends.

1022
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: She said.

1023
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 7: Her mom and mister Tim was inside putting up the tree. Now,

1024
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 7: right here, let me show you where this letter has

1025
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 7: to turn for me.

1026
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: The only tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend

1027
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: that drives a truck like the one in front of

1028
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: my house. Now right there, I'm no longer walking into

1029
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: the house. I'm rolling up into the house at top speed.

1030
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: I ain't on the door.

1031
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 7: I'm kicking the door in h That's where we're at

1032
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 7: right now. I walk in and my wife was disheveled

1033
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 7: and jumping. I hugged her and I could smell cologne

1034
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 7: all over her neck. Let me stop this letter right here,

1035
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 7: because what's happening at this point in the letter, there's

1036
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 7: no more typing.

1037
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 14: At this point, you're done with all of that.

1038
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 7: We're now in the process of a crime being committed.

1039
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 7: When we come back, I'll share.

1040
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: With you the crime and the amount of time that

1041
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm receiving in front of the jail. Thanks.

1042
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,479
Speaker 16: All right, you heard it from Steve's own mouth.

1043
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 12: We'll have part two of his response coming up in

1044
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter subject behind.

1045
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 5: The Christmas Tree. We'll get back into it right after this.

1046
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 5: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

1047
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap Today's Strawberry Letter

1048
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 12: subject behind the Christmas tree.

1049
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 7: This's this man, a basketball coach fourteen years, been married

1050
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 7: fourteen years.

1051
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: He disheveled this.

1052
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 7: He's a little under pressure this year because of the

1053
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 7: playoffs in basketball, and his wife won't say, I have

1054
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 7: a Christmas tree up by December first. He's under too

1055
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 7: much pressure to worry about a tree. But so she

1056
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,919
Speaker 7: orders one online, said that to be here by noon

1057
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 7: and deliver it. He said, okay, He going to go

1058
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 7: to practice.

1059
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: Go to practice, find out one of the players is sick,

1060
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: so he counsels practice.

1061
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 7: Obviously this is a star player. There ain't no need

1062
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 7: of run in this office because you got the whole

1063
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 7: office running through this boy. Because you got Michael Jordan

1064
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 7: on your team. You don't give damn about these other

1065
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 7: folk kids. If he's sick, you ain't got a chance

1066
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 7: winning this damn game, no way. So let's just cancel practice.

1067
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 7: So you go on home and decide that you're gonna

1068
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 7: help put up the Christmas tree.

1069
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: You pull up in your.

1070
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 7: Daughter outside shooting hoop with a girlfriend and said where

1071
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 7: your mom at? Your mom in the house with mister

1072
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 7: Tiam putting up the tree. Then you say, the only

1073
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 7: team you know is your wife's ex boyfriend who drives

1074
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 7: a truck just like the one in front of your house.

1075
01:00:56,440 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 7: Something's about to happen. I'm not walking in the house,

1076
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 7: I'm running. I'm not open doors, I'm kicking them in.

1077
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 7: But he strolls on up in there. I walked in

1078
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 7: and my wife was disheveled and acting jumping. So I

1079
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 7: hugged her and I could smell cologne all over her neck.

1080
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 7: I pulled her with me as we went to look

1081
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 7: at the tree, and I asked her where Tim was.

1082
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 7: She said Tim was behind the tree. Now, let me

1083
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 7: tell you something. This is the exact place that the

1084
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 7: police would have found.

1085
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: Tim if we was at my house, behind the tree.

1086
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: Behind the tree. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense because that's where.

1087
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 7: The busted Tim's head open. Yeah, and Tim would have

1088
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 7: been behind that same damn tree. So she said he

1089
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 7: was behind the tree, securing it to the base. I

1090
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 7: walked over to t and tapped his foot. See that

1091
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 7: right there, that's not happening. I'd have stoked his foot,

1092
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 7: broke his ankle, so when we start fighting, he'll be

1093
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 7: on one leg. That's That's how I'd have started get

1094
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 7: the advance. We're gonna fight. Huh, you want to get

1095
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 7: licked the advantage? Yeah, So I tapped his foot told

1096
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 7: him to come out and leave my house. Tim said,

1097
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 7: this is what Tim said. He was just helping out

1098
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 7: since I was too busy to do what needed to

1099
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 7: be done. Now, how does Tim know this yeah, about

1100
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 7: my house because she's been sharing y'all's marital business with Tim.

1101
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 7: How does Tim feel comfortable enough to come over your

1102
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 7: house to put up a tree? Why is Tim talking

1103
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 7: back to me after I'd just tapped him on his foot?

1104
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: Then you said.

1105
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 7: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me

1106
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 7: as Tim walked out. Another question, How it's Tim walking

1107
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 7: out of this house? Now, Tim is going to leave

1108
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 7: this house, but walking will not be how he leaves.

1109
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 7: I have some options, and it's only two.

1110
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: You'll be leaving this house on guarney, or you'll be

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Speaker 1: leaving this house in the body bag. But either way,

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Speaker 1: you can't walk on the gurney and you can't walk

1113
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Speaker 1: once they zip up the body bag. That's not Tim.

1114
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 7: So I don't know how Tim punk asked and walked

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Speaker 7: out the house, and my wife ain't strong enough to

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01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 7: grab me and keep me, Mardreie can't keep me from

1117
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 7: kicking a man ass if that's what I'm finn do.

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Speaker 7: My wife not that strong. My wife has seen me

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01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 7: mad one time since we've been mad, I mean really

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Speaker 7: really mad, she said, Steve, I don't know what happened.

1121
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 7: You just you swoll up, you swoll up. I had

1122
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 7: I had to get all the workers out this house. Okay, cool,

1123
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 7: but now you understand, well I'm capable of. So now

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01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 7: why Tim is walking out of this house or no?

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Speaker 7: And she said it's your fault and you shouldn't be upset.

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01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 7: I told her she's filed for having her ex in

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01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 7: her in our house. I don't even how y'all having

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Speaker 7: this conversation. She doesn't see the situation. From my point

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01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,439
Speaker 7: of view, I'd have gave her another view of Tim.

1130
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: Anyway. You to find out that Tim can't fight, you

1131
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: to find out Tim ain't all that you to find

1132
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: out Tim little punk. You to find out a lot

1133
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: of stuff about Tim that day, So you hang your

1134
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: hat on your little ex. You to find out why

1135
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: he your ex see that day?

1136
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 4: Uh.

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01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 7: So she doesn't see the situation at this point of view.

1138
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 7: So I love to invite my ex girlfriend over and

1139
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 7: ask her to bring one of her amazing chocolate cakes.

1140
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 7: I wonder if my wife would get a thing. I'm

1141
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 7: very vindictive, should I do it now? Women ain't as

1142
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 7: stupid as men, dog, So I'm pretty sure this woman

1143
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 7: is gonna have a lot of questions when you ask

1144
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 7: her to brain one of these delicious chocolate cakes over

1145
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 7: your house. Why don't your funker ask wife make you

1146
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 7: a chocolate cake since that's who you married, and you

1147
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 7: didn't marry me, So I wouldn't call your ex girlfriend

1148
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 7: talking about no damn cake because you fin to get

1149
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 7: way mode and cake.

1150
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: Due. I think y'all to invite this girl over now.

1151
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 7: But I do think you need to rerun this letter

1152
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 7: and start this letter back over to where you tapped

1153
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 7: him on his foot, and he came from behind that tree,

1154
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 7: and this whole letter need to be written. That chalk

1155
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 7: mark is behind the tree, yellow tape is around the tree,

1156
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 7: and the corner's office has some detectives is outside. I'm

1157
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 7: downtown behind her for which piece of glass telling y'all

1158
01:05:59,160 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 7: this strawberry left.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a computer in prison.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, all right, thank you, you're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time to look into the

1162
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 12: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown.

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Speaker 14: Oh lord, well, I'm glad you did that. I'm glad

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Speaker 14: you're doing that.

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Speaker 17: You and a lot of time I have foolishness and

1166
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 17: craziness and a lot of time.

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Speaker 1: What you got today, Now that with what's in there.

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01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 17: Today, something I have that spirit will put I put

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01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 17: together a little company that's called Side Peace Helper. Now

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01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 17: you won't for a side piece, you won't be able

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01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 17: to get in touch with who you want to get

1172
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 17: in touch with on the holidays. It's starting. It's gonna

1173
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 17: be tough for you. But with Side Peace Helper, I

1174
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 17: can call and get out all your frustration. They're not

1175
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 17: gonna judge you. But that's you call a friend. They're

1176
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,960
Speaker 17: gonna judge you. And I told you we're not doing that.

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Speaker 17: Inside Peace Helper. Side Peace Helper is helping the side

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Speaker 17: pieces get through the holidays. They're listening, they're quiet, they

1179
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 17: got good advice. Tommy knows about it. I mean, we

1180
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 17: talked about putting together, So tell me what you got now.

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01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know they help us and we

1182
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: are helpless. You know what I mean.

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01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 9: If we're gonna try to do what we can to

1184
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 9: get the message to your love war. Okay, so what

1185
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 9: you have to do is if you watch the movie Harriet,

1186
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 9: go in your backyard and start saying it, and then

1187
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 9: the people next or start singing, and sooner, lady, that

1188
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 9: the message we get weighed on the way to the

1189
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 9: person that you wanted to get away.

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Speaker 17: You you understand, get a message to the one you

1191
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 17: love because I know these are terrible side with everything

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01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 17: in us, you know you guys. One thing about this show.

1193
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 17: We're always helping people. That's what.

1194
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: Nobody out now.

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01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 5: We help to get them to the polls.

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01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 14: Now this wow, wow, this is this is this is

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01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 14: ball up in the not time. This is time you

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01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 14: ball up.

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Speaker 4: In and not.

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01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 10: You didn't tell j about the side piece helper of

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01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 10: mobile apps. You didn't, Yes, go to the mobile app. Yeah,

1202
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 10: like you need it, like inside peace on Christmas. You

1203
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 10: can't get it to it. We will take a plate

1204
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 10: to her from your house and we take the plate

1205
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 10: to her and we put you know, her gift.

1206
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 8: We transport that you know, whatever it is.

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01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 5: You know what we got.

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01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: You know what else we got? We got side piece Hamburger. Help.

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01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: That's the dinner for them. You see, that's the dinner

1210
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 1: for them to have, you know, because they can't have

1211
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 1: with everybody else. You see what I'm saying.

1212
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 14: Now you think, download the app and get out of

1213
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 14: that ball.

1214
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 11: Yeah we told her, how did your wife cooking?

1215
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 4: Is? Well?

1216
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 10: Now she can taste it.

1217
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 5: All right? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 5: Show right after this.

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Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for comedy roulette.

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01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 5: Steve, you want to explain.

1221
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: It, No, it's just us. Spend the wheel, come up

1222
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: with a subject and we're gonna write jokes on it.

1223
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 5: Right here we go. Here are the subjects.

1224
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 12: Crazy names for a horse as they win the race,

1225
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 12: and then is dot ways people spoil a movie for

1226
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:45,480
Speaker 12: someone who hasn't seen it. And the last one commandments

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01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 12: that should have been in the Bible. Here we go

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01:09:48,360 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 12: spin the wheel. Oh interesting, and stop on commandments that

1229
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 12: should have been in the Bible.

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01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 1: Okay, we write the Bible, thank God? Yeah since a humor.

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01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 10: Yeah okay, well then this is something I would like

1232
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 10: the Lord have put in there. Uh, move somewhere warm.

1233
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 10: If you got sickle seal, that would have been a

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01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 10: knight having it for me.

1235
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,639
Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.

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01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 14: Let's go.

1237
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 9: Nephew, thou shalt not steal unless you going through something.

1238
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 1: Unless you're going through something.

1239
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,799
Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.

1240
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: Steve, thou shalt honor thy husband. Uh, there we go.

1241
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 9: I like that.

1242
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: Look at him, look at him turning their head down.

1243
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 1: See them the ones that's married, evil ass whatever? And

1244
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: I wish I would.

1245
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.

1246
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 11: Come on, Junior, thou shalt know when she mad?

1247
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,719
Speaker 1: Why are you talking like that? Oh you will, don't worry.

1248
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 5: Commandments it should have been in the Bible. Nephew, thou

1249
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 5: shalt not go through my phone.

1250
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,200
Speaker 1: Now far?

1251
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 5: Why because they had phones back then? Right, Commandments that

1252
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,280
Speaker 5: should have been in the Bible.

1253
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: Steve, child support should be cut in half.

1254
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 5: Commandments and should have been in the Bible.

1255
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 11: Junior, she should pay for at least one meal a year.

1256
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 5: Commandment that should have been in the Bible.

1257
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: Tommy, thou shalt not talk when the game is on.

1258
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1259
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 5: That should have been day Steve Harvey.

1260
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 1: Thy children should repay you all money spent, not mad

1261
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:26,880
Speaker 1: at thou.

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01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,439
Speaker 5: One commandments it should have been in the Bible Jr.

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01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,000
Speaker 11: Thou shall always want to have six with me?

1264
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 1: Come on boy, yeah, alway, ah way?

1265
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 11: Why is these nose in here?

1266
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.

1267
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 9: Tommy, thou shalt not commit adult trick unless it's been committed.

1268
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: On you first. Hello, you do what I get you?

1269
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 1: Why you do it? You write an actual commandment he's

1270
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,719
Speaker 1: supposed to stay away from. He's supposed to be jokes.

1271
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 5: Commandments It should have been in the Bible.

1272
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: Steam there shall be no alimony.

1273
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,720
Speaker 5: Yours a marriage, Lady.

1274
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,640
Speaker 11: That shall not make me like all your family.

1275
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 14: Closed it out.

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01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,640
Speaker 5: Commandment let should have.

1277
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 7: No this goes to my entire family. U thou shall

1278
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,520
Speaker 7: keep it thy hands off my wallet.

1279
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,599
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen.

1280
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 16: Is comedy roulette you're listening?

1281
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 5: Morning show?

1282
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,200
Speaker 12: Florida woman was arrested after she and her day broke

1283
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 12: a think off the wall while fooling around in the

1284
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 12: ladies bathroom room of an Irish pub. Her date went

1285
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 12: into the ladies room after knocking back a few drinks,

1286
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 12: and they had sex. When they finished, they returned to

1287
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 12: their seats at the bar, and an employee went into

1288
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,800
Speaker 12: the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed a major

1289
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 12: damage to the sink. Trammel tried to play it cool

1290
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 12: and act like nothing happened, but the pub manager called

1291
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 12: the cops. Trammel had to confess to getting busy in

1292
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 12: the bathroom and she was taken to jail. However, her

1293
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 12: accomplice was not arrested. Yeah, why because they were in

1294
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 12: the ladies room.

1295
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 9: But yes, the best sex is at restaurant. They got

1296
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 9: the best, They got the best bathroom. They really do.

1297
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:45,719
Speaker 1: What where what you so you've got the uni sex bathroom,

1298
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:51,640
Speaker 1: y'all be No, I'm the only or you could be

1299
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 1: the only one living in a house you got comfortable with.

1300
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,719
Speaker 5: Do it in the bathroom with Jenner.

1301
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: Well, we got to go all the way down to

1302
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 1: today a restaurant. We gotta go to Applebee's before we have.

1303
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 4: Not do it.

1304
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 1: That's difficult of bathroom. You need to go like a

1305
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,720
Speaker 1: mastro that that's a bathroom right there. You got a

1306
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,400
Speaker 1: man work in the bathroom when your times and so

1307
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: you ready?

1308
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, we're moving on. We'll have more of

1309
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

1310
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 5: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1311
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 12: All right, So here's the question guys, what marks the

1312
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,200
Speaker 12: beginning of the holiday season for you? Is there a

1313
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 12: specific song that puts you in the Christmas spirit? How

1314
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 12: about a special movie, Carla the Temptations, that's Christmas Eve

1315
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 12: only that I was, yes, Also Imitation of Life.

1316
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 5: That's another good Christmas movie. So what about you, Steve?

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Speaker 6: I know you like.

1318
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 5: Christmas.

1319
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm going to get to know you said, yeah,

1320
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 21: this Christmas that's my song.

1321
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:21,720
Speaker 13: I'm you.

1322
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations open crawls.

1323
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:32,600
Speaker 1: Mean, now everybody listening for that?

1324
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 8: No, no, it's about.

1325
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:37,599
Speaker 11: Oh that's good.

1326
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my jail too. I love that song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, someday Christmas Stevie wonder, I love that.

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 5: You know, someday Christmas? You don't know that one? It

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Speaker 5: ain't beat your song? Its number one. Yeah, that's number.

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Speaker 1: One Christmas Steeze Stevie's music. Oh that's my yeahh the albums, Oh,

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Speaker 1: talking Book? Maybe your baby man sound the plane.

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Speaker 12: Me?

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Speaker 5: Well, is this other me again?

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Speaker 1: That boy boy, that's that damn talking book. When he

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Speaker 1: was sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there,

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Speaker 1: he didn't know they had him on the rock. He

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Speaker 1: thought he's doing a photo shoot in the backyard and

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Speaker 1: the lands out in that desert.

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Speaker 5: He didn't let you know he was around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so putting on his hands, trying to feel his

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Speaker 1: way around, see where he was right here. Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I've been Stevie. Steve ass

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Speaker 1: ain't blind. I don't Bleeve always say that. I told

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Speaker 1: Stepie it's blind. This a hoax. He'd made a lot

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Speaker 1: of money on it. It's a hey. Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Hi's Stevie blind. You ain't never seen Stevie with a

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Speaker 1: dog all the king. He ain't never fail.

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Speaker 16: It just blind to you.

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Speaker 1: Never seen running up into nothing. He ain't got no

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Speaker 1: oh no where he ain't never had to unfold his stick,

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Speaker 1: get off showing up places.

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Speaker 5: I told youself a hope y other me we're moving on.

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Speaker 4: I know it.

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Speaker 1: Brother Milton, be withy.

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Speaker 12: But all right, coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his

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Speaker 12: closing remarks. You don't want to miss it. At forty

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Speaker 12: nine after the hour, you're listening Harvey Morning Show, back,

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Speaker 12: break of the day, but pretty good day, interesting day,

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Speaker 12: and Steve your closing remarks are back.

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Speaker 5: We love them. What do you have for us today?

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Speaker 1: Steve, all right it is for today. This is a

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Speaker 1: really uplifting one.

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Speaker 7: I just want to talk to you for a minute

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Speaker 7: about dreams, because everybody has them. But dreams are so

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Speaker 7: so important man, because there's a scripture that says something

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Speaker 7: to the effect that a man without a dream or

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Speaker 7: a vision shall perish.

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Speaker 1: A man without a dream or a vision shall perish.

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Speaker 7: So I mean, just everybody has to dream, and everybody

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Speaker 7: has to envision something.

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Speaker 1: It is the thing that pushes us forward.

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Speaker 7: It's one of the most important motivating factors in your

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Speaker 7: life today.

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Speaker 1: The hope that things will change from you, change for you,

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Speaker 1: from what they are. Now, that's what it is.

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Speaker 7: You dream of one day owning a business. You dream

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Speaker 7: of one day of climbing the corporate letter you you

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Speaker 7: dream of one day becoming an attorney. You dream of

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Speaker 7: one day of being a supervisor. You dream of one

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Speaker 7: day driving a certain car. You dream of one day

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Speaker 7: owning the house of your dreams. You dream about traveling

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Speaker 7: around the world. You dream about the man or the

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Speaker 7: woman of your dreams. You dream about the family you've

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Speaker 7: always wanted. You dream about being happy, You dream about

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Speaker 7: being successful. You envision yourself with a lifestyle that you've

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Speaker 7: always wondered about and seen other people living. You envision

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Speaker 7: yourself somewhere else other than where you are. Everybody feels

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Speaker 7: those things, man, But let me explain something to you.

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Speaker 7: As motivating as that is, as motivating as dreams and

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Speaker 7: visions are. Dreams don't work unless you do. Get me now,

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Speaker 7: Dreams don't work unless you do. I was reading a

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Speaker 7: book by Michael Strahan. Michael Strahan's got a book out

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Speaker 7: call or Wake Up Happy, And one of the subtitles

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Speaker 7: on one of his chapters is that too, that dreams

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Speaker 7: don't work unless you do.

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Speaker 1: I am telling you, man, that that is such a

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Speaker 1: true statement. Nothing comes to a dreamer but a dream

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Speaker 1: unless you work. Dreams don't work unless you do. Nothing

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Speaker 1: comes to a dreamer but a dream unless you work. Man,

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Speaker 1: You've got to put forth a serious effort to make

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Speaker 1: your dreams come true or the things you envision come

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Speaker 1: to fruition. You've got to put forth a massive all

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Speaker 1: out of salt on it. And why not, what else

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Speaker 1: you got to do?

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Speaker 7: I'd brother be working on my dreams and visions than

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Speaker 7: to be sitting there watching.

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Speaker 1: My life go by, day after day after day after

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Speaker 1: day and doing nothing about it. Even an inmate that's incarcerated.

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Speaker 7: Can get in a program to take his mind outside

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Speaker 7: the walls to further it better himself. So in the

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Speaker 7: event that he does get out, he least comes out

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Speaker 7: with something that they can't take from him.

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Speaker 1: Which is knowledge.

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Speaker 7: How is it that those of us that are free

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Speaker 7: don't have enough sense to try to do something to

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Speaker 7: better ourselves, our position, or our plight in life. Oh man,

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Speaker 7: you've got to be kidding me. All you got to

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Speaker 7: do is dream. But dreams don't work unless you do.

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Speaker 1: Now. Look, it's not easy to make your dreams come true.

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Speaker 1: It's really not. I'll tell you that. But I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what's that's not easy to do. But I tell

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Speaker 1: you what's harder than do that, be nothing? Because I

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Speaker 1: have been both.

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Speaker 7: I have worked so hard to make my dream come true,

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Speaker 7: and I've set around being nothing.

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Speaker 1: And I got news for you.

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Speaker 7: Sitting around being nothing is hard, man, It's so restrictive.

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Speaker 1: Even if you think of something, you can't do that.

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Speaker 7: You can't go to store and get an ice cream

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Speaker 7: because you done set around and decided to be nothing.

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Speaker 1: And how do you become nothing by doing nothing? It's

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Speaker 1: hard being nothing.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Now let me tell you something. On your way to

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Speaker 1: your dreams, you're gonna hurt. You're gonna hurt along the way.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have some regrets. Man, I should have stayed

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Speaker 1: on my job. I set up here and jumped trying

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Speaker 1: to start this business. I had a job to kept

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Speaker 1: a steady income coming in. You may have some regrets

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Speaker 1: one day, you may even consider in quitting one day.

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Speaker 1: But don't you do it, because the moment you stop

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Speaker 1: working on your dreams, your dreams stopped becoming true. Dreams

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Speaker 1: don't work unless you do. If you work as hard

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Speaker 1: on your dreams as you do on your job, can

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Speaker 1: do you imagine what you have? Can you possibly imagine

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Speaker 1: what you be? That's what I always say to myself.

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Speaker 1: Why am I working this hard for somebody else when

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Speaker 1: I can work this hall for me? Now, I'm not

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Speaker 1: knocking a job. That's not what I'm saying. Because sometimes

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Speaker 1: you got your dream job. Sometimes you got the job

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Speaker 1: of your dreams. I applaud you. I'm just talking about

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Speaker 1: your dreams, though. If you dream of something other and

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Speaker 1: more than that, when you gonna go Now, if you

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Speaker 1: got your dream job, clap clap, and now millions of

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Speaker 1: people who are working their dream job, or they working

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Speaker 1: a job that can get them to they dream.

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Speaker 7: So this is not an anti working statement. This is

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Speaker 7: just about what it takes to make your dreams come true.

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Speaker 7: A man without a dream or vision show parish. I

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Speaker 7: have one simple philosophy in my life, Steve. Why you

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Speaker 7: work so hard while you got so many shows? While

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Speaker 7: you're always doing this? My philosophy is very simple. I

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Speaker 7: spend all my time building my dream so when I

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Speaker 7: get some time, I can.

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Speaker 1: Live my dream.

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Speaker 7: I've always dreamed of traveling around the world, going to places.

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Speaker 7: I've always dreamed of being relevant to somebody. I've always

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Speaker 7: dreamed of being important to my children. That's why I

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Speaker 7: work so hard. Those are my dreams and visions. What

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Speaker 7: are yours? Dust them off, and remember, dreams don't work

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Speaker 7: unless you do you dig. That's my clothes remarks for today,

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Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, talk to God today. He'd loved to

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Speaker 7: hear from you, y'all. Stay in peace.

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Speaker 4: For all.

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Speaker 5: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.