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Speaker 4: If you're a guy who's mid to math, who can't
Speaker 4: pull anything higher than a Sacrie meno four, then you
Speaker 4: need to pay attention. One of our female listeners is
Speaker 4: a self to proclaimed member of the Hot Girls Club
Speaker 4: and going into their date. She had absolutely no intention
Speaker 4: of doing another one with him until one move this
Speaker 4: guy made at the very end of the night changed everything, really,
Speaker 4: and now she's on the phone begging for us to
Speaker 4: get a hold of him to figure out why. You're
Speaker 4: gonna hear it in your second date update right after this.
Speaker 6: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 4: I'll admit, when I first started dating, I thought people
Speaker 4: went on dates to like find true love.
Speaker 1: I for a long I really did.
Speaker 4: What naive little boy way to think because some people,
Speaker 4: some people just date for the free meal.
Speaker 3: It somebody knew because the exactly some people.
Speaker 4: Just date because they need somebody to administer that EpiPen
Speaker 4: shot at the shellfish buffet. Oh my gosh, I go
Speaker 4: it's half off of crabs legs. I'm not gonna not
Speaker 4: eat that. So yeah, a lot of reasons. And today
Speaker 4: our listener Lucy is asking for a second date even
Speaker 4: though she isn't one hundred percent sure why she wants.
Speaker 1: To date this guy that's been there, Lucy, So.
Speaker 4: Hopefully just talking it out with us might give you
Speaker 4: some clarity.
Speaker 7: But welcome to the show, Hi.
Speaker 1: I love it. Like four minutes into our conversation, she
Speaker 1: just hangs up.
Speaker 7: She's like, no, actually, never mind, this was a bad choice.
Speaker 4: Well, Lucy, tell us about this guy that you met, like,
Speaker 4: start from the beginning.
Speaker 8: Okay, so his name is Nate. Okay, I just want to.
Speaker 5: Get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I
Speaker 5: am way better looking than this han and not oh.
Speaker 1: Coming in hot there.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I like it. Okay, I heard that
Speaker 4: he's not as good looking as you. I didn't hear
Speaker 4: what you said after that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I only heard the humility.
Speaker 7: So that sorry, humble, Lucy.
Speaker 4: What was the other reason?
Speaker 5: Well, he's not chasing me the way that I normally
Speaker 5: get chased after a date.
Speaker 4: You normally have men like physically chasing you, or you
Speaker 4: just mean like, yeah.
Speaker 9: Possibly most of the time, yes, okay, can I guess
Speaker 9: I mean not just his looks, but also his personality
Speaker 9: is probably not typically what you normally date.
Speaker 5: No, not really, Like we met on the hinge and
Speaker 5: he seems normal, like a nice guy, he's sort of cute.
Speaker 7: Special stopped gagging during the description.
Speaker 5: My friends they're like, i'll give a guy a chance,
Speaker 5: I'll try something different, and then he stops talking to her.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what's wrong in the world?
Speaker 7: You know, everything is off?
Speaker 3: Like how she said he seemed normal and he's obviously
Speaker 3: abnormal because he's not going out.
Speaker 4: But even though he seemed normal and nice and totally
Speaker 4: out of the ordinary, you still went out with him.
Speaker 8: I did.
Speaker 5: I mean, yes, I was kind of bored, so I
Speaker 5: was like why not?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but personality can add the looks once you meet someone.
Speaker 1: So how was it when you first met him? Like,
Speaker 1: what was that moment?
Speaker 5: Like, well, he invited me to a bar for happy
Speaker 5: hour and it was kind of early for a date.
Speaker 5: That was like five Well.
Speaker 3: That's happy hour, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, the late night crowds.
Speaker 1: So all right, So what happened?
Speaker 5: The conversation went, well, he was more confident than I
Speaker 5: thought he would be. He was dressed very well.
Speaker 3: When you can, I just ask, like, it sounds like
Speaker 3: you're saying he's more confident because you still think he's
Speaker 3: not very attractive.
Speaker 1: Correct, Okay, I want to know when you very first
Speaker 1: saw him, what was your reaction.
Speaker 8: I think it was like, I'm doing this guy a favor.
Speaker 4: Okay, You're like, he's not trying yet, but he will
Speaker 4: be when I'm done.
Speaker 5: He didn't say that out loud, right, I'm just being honest. Okay,
Speaker 5: you guys asked me the question, all right.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I do see couples and I'm like, Wow, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: How did he pull her?
Speaker 7: No, I'm wondering do girls do.
Speaker 1: This and in their head it's like a charity case.
Speaker 4: Well, you have to understand, she's the one that's calling
Speaker 4: us right.
Speaker 1: Now, she's the one chasing him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, although there's a reason we didn't answer your
Speaker 4: first question, Jose, But that's okay, So tell us more
Speaker 4: what happens during this happy hour drink state.
Speaker 5: Conversation went well, and then he started asking me about
Speaker 5: what type of food I like, and I was like,
Speaker 5: he's going to try to roll this into grabbing dinner
Speaker 5: with me.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 4: She's like, oh God, this guy's going to try and
Speaker 4: feed me too. Is that is that kind of where
Speaker 4: you're you're normally at, Lucy?
Speaker 8: I mean taking it sound like it's out of.
Speaker 5: The ordinary, but that's not where my head was at
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 1: You're excited to continue the day with him.
Speaker 5: Excited might be a strong word, like medium excited, all right.
Speaker 4: Willing to go along with it a little longer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, but here's the weird thing. I tell him
Speaker 5: what kind of food I'm interested in, like Italian Jebanese,
Speaker 5: and his response cool, Well, anyway, this has been chill,
Speaker 5: but I gotta go meet up?
Speaker 7: What immediately?
Speaker 3: Do you that's not even a good review of the date,
Speaker 3: Like this has been chill?
Speaker 5: Why would you even ask what I like to eat?
Speaker 5: And I just said meet.
Speaker 8: Up with who?
Speaker 5: And he was like, oh, just a friend, I'll catch
Speaker 5: you later.
Speaker 3: Though, Oh.
Speaker 4: This guy maybe a huge player.
Speaker 7: This feels like the perfect I think.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 3: I think that he just maybe saw through that you
Speaker 3: weren't attracted to him and you were interested in surface things.
Speaker 5: Did you miss that I am way better looking at him?
Speaker 5: Like he never should have had a.
Speaker 10: Chance because some people aren't looking for just look you
Speaker 10: gave off like I'm.
Speaker 1: Better than you vibes.
Speaker 4: But he did say i'll catch you later, so there's
Speaker 4: some hope for a second meet up there, did he ever?
Speaker 7: What was that the end of all conversation?
Speaker 5: Well, I texted him a little later and I said, hey,
Speaker 5: I had a really great time it was meeting you,
Speaker 5: and he just hearted it.
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 7: He could have just thumbs up there, and that would
Speaker 7: have been like, can.
Speaker 1: To talk to this guy?
Speaker 3: I don't feel like, like, why do you want to
Speaker 3: go out with him again?
Speaker 1: It's just like a game. I don't don't Well, why
Speaker 1: are we calling him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What made you reach out to us for help?
Speaker 1: Well, we have to hear his side.
Speaker 5: I'm too curious, Like, who did he have to meet
Speaker 5: that was more important than me at that moment.
Speaker 1: So I don't think you're going to like anything he says.
Speaker 4: Maybe his like family member was in the hospital and
Speaker 4: he had to go visit her or him at that point?
Speaker 7: Would that change your mind?
Speaker 5: You don't say meet up with someone if you're going
Speaker 5: to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Oh, pretty much dead right now?
Speaker 7: Later, don't meet up.
Speaker 3: She decided the moment she saw him that she was
Speaker 3: not going to go out with him again. It's just
Speaker 3: that he there.
Speaker 4: Was a little bit of a power dynamic going on,
Speaker 4: and I am excited to hopefully get him on the phone.
Speaker 4: We'll see what he has to say if he answers.
Speaker 4: In your second date update, right after this hold on
Speaker 4: Brooke and.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning second Date update.
Speaker 4: Let's recap what we know about our listener Lucy and
Speaker 4: her date with Nate.
Speaker 7: The other day.
Speaker 1: It's a rough one, Jeff, Well.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Number one, according to her, she is way hotter than him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Number two, he was lucky to be going out with
Speaker 4: someone as hot as she was. And number three, his
Speaker 4: personality was fine, but not as fine as her hotness.
Speaker 4: And despite all of that, Nate was the one who
Speaker 4: cut their date short after just one drink.
Speaker 1: So weird. It seems like she's so deep, so many.
Speaker 4: It is shocked confident talking to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would he be confident?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure, but it's all very unusual for Lucy.
Speaker 4: Clearly, it's got her a little bit flustered, very confused,
Speaker 4: which is the reason why she wants us to give
Speaker 4: him a call and get some answers.
Speaker 7: Right, Lucy, you guys make.
Speaker 5: Me sound like I'm so shallow.
Speaker 7: I'm not, Okay, you know what.
Speaker 1: I think that just the conversation we had made that happen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I am.
Speaker 5: Just trying to paint a picture for you here. I
Speaker 5: think it's very important to note that I am, in
Speaker 5: fact potter than him, Okay.
Speaker 4: Saying factually, not like a brat. We're not disputing that
Speaker 4: we're all agree I want photos. Well, don't you get
Speaker 4: under we're all taking your word for it. But I
Speaker 4: think what what what would really help us is if
Speaker 4: you could think of one nice thing to say about
Speaker 4: him that we could bring up once we get him
Speaker 4: on the phone, something that you liked about him.
Speaker 7: That's idea.
Speaker 5: He really did hold down a conversation.
Speaker 3: Well okay, and you actually sounds sincere about that, which
Speaker 3: I appreciate.
Speaker 5: Okay, when I say he did that, he barely did it,
Speaker 5: but he did it.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: But I'm just gonna make a note he knows how
Speaker 4: to have a conversation so that I can compliment him
Speaker 4: sort of.
Speaker 1: No, don't add that. It's just ended there.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to bring it up to him just
Speaker 4: so we could say something nice and that usually helps
Speaker 4: people open up a little.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a confident, great guy.
Speaker 7: Okay, So let's hope he holds a conversation.
Speaker 4: We're going to talk to him on the radio if
Speaker 4: he answers. First, we got to get him on the phone.
Speaker 7: Let me dial in.
Speaker 4: We'll see if he picks up, and then we can
Speaker 4: move from there. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Nate?
Speaker 3: Uh Yeah, cute voice.
Speaker 7: Book coming.
Speaker 1: Can give him some compliments. Okay, all right, this is.
Speaker 4: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning. Welcome to this Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm a little busy right now.
Speaker 8: And what's going on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we won't take up too much of your time.
Speaker 4: What we're doing is a segment it's called a second
Speaker 4: Date Update, where we're trying to help one of our
Speaker 4: listeners get back in touch with you after you two
Speaker 4: went out on a hot date the other night.
Speaker 1: A short date. I think he ended it pretty short.
Speaker 8: Who are you talking about?
Speaker 7: Uh, it's a woman named Lucy.
Speaker 2: Lucy Yeah, okay, super serious to laughing.
Speaker 8: It totally checks out. It totally checks out that she
Speaker 8: would be the one calling you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that checks out. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's texted me like four times in the last
Speaker 2: couple of days, Like I barely sponsor her.
Speaker 4: So that's okay, So clearly you you know what you're
Speaker 4: doing here.
Speaker 7: This is all on purpose.
Speaker 1: It's a power play.
Speaker 8: It sounds like, well, it's just she's that type of girl, Like.
Speaker 5: There's a type.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Explain the type though?
Speaker 2: Like she's very attractive, but she's been told off her
Speaker 2: life since she's attractive, so she knows it.
Speaker 8: And then she's like, no, I'm better and I'm like
Speaker 8: to relax.
Speaker 1: So do you do you not like her?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Like is that negative or positive? I can't tell.
Speaker 2: No, she's fine, Like it's just a matter of Like
Speaker 2: there's two things you got to deal with with women,
Speaker 2: like Lucy, keep the date really short, right, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: You got to keep the date really short.
Speaker 8: Like I knew that if I kept the date.
Speaker 2: Going longer longer, I had the suspicion that she was like,
Speaker 2: oh good, a free meal out of me.
Speaker 5: And I'm not. That's not what I'm about.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this, this is like a rule of strategy
Speaker 4: that you've come up with for dating beautiful women.
Speaker 8: It's not just beautiful women.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful women who know that they're beautiful and think
Speaker 2: that they're better than you because they're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait.
Speaker 4: A specific type of girl.
Speaker 7: Well then most women in my case in mind, I
Speaker 7: don't get.
Speaker 3: It though, Like you want to keep the date short
Speaker 3: because you want to keep her attracted to you, or
Speaker 3: you want to keep the date short because you don't
Speaker 3: ever want to see her again.
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely because I want to keep her interested,
Speaker 2: and a woman like Glucy, the longer the date goes,
Speaker 2: the less interested she becomes because.
Speaker 8: She knows all about you.
Speaker 4: So you mentioned earlier there's two things that you always do.
Speaker 4: You keep the date short.
Speaker 2: Was one short? You don't give them any information. You
Speaker 2: just hey, I gotta go talk.
Speaker 8: To you later.
Speaker 1: So when you said you were going to meet up
Speaker 1: with a friend, that was a lie.
Speaker 5: That wasn't gonna lie.
Speaker 2: That was we were at the gym. I want to
Speaker 2: I want to go to the gym to meet a.
Speaker 8: Friend at the gym. But I'm not going to give
Speaker 8: her specifics.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna whin and when and with who because
Speaker 2: I know that the moment I say that, all the
Speaker 2: mystery is gone.
Speaker 4: Wow wow, oh my god.
Speaker 7: Yeah, who's used to dating girls?
Speaker 1: Okay, so she found she found someone who? I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what it is.
Speaker 4: So clearly you seem to have some sort of strategy
Speaker 4: with her, well, a very a very clear plan. When
Speaker 4: do you plan to actually meet up with her again?
Speaker 4: Like how do you make that happen?
Speaker 2: Well, when I reached out to her, I'll say like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to get a COVID drinks or do
Speaker 2: you want to get some dinner tonight? And it's always
Speaker 2: got to be like last.
Speaker 1: Minute, Okay, you throw her a bone.
Speaker 2: I've been dodging her and I've been keeping it vague
Speaker 2: for so long that now she's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got it track with the irons hot that that's
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 8: Just playing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're breaking Brooks spirit. The more that you talk about.
Speaker 7: It becau's just like.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she's proud of himself with this energy.
Speaker 1: Or go out with someone who thinks they're better.
Speaker 2: Than you, Like, yeah, I definitely wouldn't do this with everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't do this whole like every woman is the
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 8: I just know the type of woman And when I.
Speaker 2: Ask her, Hey, what do you like to eat? And
Speaker 2: she's like hinting at the most expensive restaurants.
Speaker 4: Come on, dude, Yeah, you know how these women are.
Speaker 4: They try and like manipulate you, They try and like
Speaker 4: tell you how to live the relationship. And then and
Speaker 4: then they wait on the other line of this phone call,
Speaker 4: listening in on this radio show this entire time to
Speaker 4: everything that you said.
Speaker 5: Right, Well, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8: What did that mean? Well?
Speaker 4: I thought I thought you would have known by now.
Speaker 4: Lucy on the other line listening to this, what, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's that's how this works.
Speaker 7: Lucy.
Speaker 2: Are you there? Hi?
Speaker 5: Nathan?
Speaker 4: He was Nate before his full name.
Speaker 5: You seriously thought like you were gonna hit my confidence. Baby,
Speaker 5: you can't bread crumb me, Okay, I own the bakery.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Lucy, Lucy, you can't say all of this
Speaker 2: after you've called the radio station to get afforded.
Speaker 5: You're not.
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm curious about why you were being an asshole. And
Speaker 5: now I know because you like games.
Speaker 2: What I just I'm better at the game than you are.
Speaker 5: To pick up artist? Okay, you think necking women is
Speaker 5: the way to go, you are.
Speaker 2: An at all. I think nagging you is the right way, Honey.
Speaker 5: It doesn't work that way, It doesn't it.
Speaker 8: Just did.
Speaker 2: You literally called the radio station to get hold of me?
Speaker 8: How you say?
Speaker 5: No one like?
Speaker 8: No one like? Nobody does?
Speaker 1: Everybody's talking in the same time.
Speaker 4: Her defense a lot, She did say, remember, even if
Speaker 4: he likes me, I don't want to go out with
Speaker 4: him again.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. Lucy like, it's not that
Speaker 1: you're beautiful, it's that you're I am, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: The reason he's playing the game is because you go
Speaker 3: around acting like you're better than everybody else.
Speaker 5: And that is fact, our facts. I am better looking thanan.
Speaker 7: Okay, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she absolutely is better looking than me. But I
Speaker 2: have a wrapp around my little finger.
Speaker 5: I got your finger right here. Okay, and you get
Speaker 5: the one.
Speaker 4: Wow, let's save that for the bedroom, guys, because this
Speaker 4: is getting a little bit spicy. What I think I'm
Speaker 4: trying to just read between the lines of that conversation
Speaker 4: and what Lucy was trying to say is she's willing
Speaker 4: to give you one more chance to do the date
Speaker 4: the right way.
Speaker 1: Wait, I think she's talking right now.
Speaker 4: Well, Lucy, this is gonna be my time because we're
Speaker 4: running we're running short here because I have to ask Nate,
Speaker 4: would you be willing to go out with Lucy.
Speaker 7: One more time?
Speaker 5: You asked me. You don't need to ask him.
Speaker 1: I reject him, You reject it. Whoa is that was
Speaker 1: that your last power move?
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not even gonna say yes or no. That's
Speaker 8: the beautiful I'm.
Speaker 2: Just gonna leave it bag and I'll just wait for
Speaker 2: her text later.
Speaker 6: He's so good.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Alexis wants to tell you, all right,
Speaker 3: it's a game of chicken.
Speaker 2: We need to see you.
Speaker 8: I'll text you.
Speaker 4: He's gonna text two first, Nathan.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Is it just me or was that guy like the
Speaker 4: hot girl whisperer. He just knows exactly what to say
Speaker 4: any hot girl to have them eating out of his hand.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that hard when they're not that deep.
Speaker 4: But that that in itself is like a crazy difficult
Speaker 4: thing for a guy to do.
Speaker 3: But why would you want to That's my whole point.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of hot girls to have substance, Like, why
Speaker 3: would you want one without it?
Speaker 4: Surely one jef.
Speaker 1: Right here, she's a hot girl with substance. That's nice
Speaker 1: of you, that's true, silent, But I'm glad you think.
Speaker 4: I mean, this whole strategy really was just like basically,
Speaker 4: don't say anything right for guy, Yeah, yeah, just stay vague,
Speaker 4: don't tell them, which is interesting And this is why
Speaker 4: I'll never get it because I can't shut up. So
Speaker 4: if we want hot girls to listen, to our podcasts.
Speaker 4: I guess we should just be vague about it. Yeah, so, uh,
Speaker 4: any hot girls, it's online somewhere. Comedians, Yeah, go find it.
Speaker 3: We got a boun You're never going to date someone higher, Yeah.
Speaker 7: But think about the howt girls are going to listen
Speaker 7: to our podcasts.
Speaker 1: I'm sure yeah, they can't resist you.
Speaker 4: By the way, the official one is Brook and Jeffrey's
Speaker 4: Second Date Update. There's a lot of fakes and knockoffs right.
Speaker 1: Now, So don't I mean seriously, thank you.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery Second Date Update. Find it online where
Speaker 4: you get your podcast.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Typically people come to us for help when they can't
Speaker 4: get someone they like to call them back. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: that's not the case today. One of our listeners says
Speaker 4: the woman he went out with is still one hundred
Speaker 4: percent in contact with him.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 7: In fact, she's.
Speaker 4: Blowing up his phone non stop, very angry emails, demanding
Speaker 4: that he come find o angry He's where. It's all
Speaker 4: a simple misunderstanding and now he just needs a chance
Speaker 4: to explain before she calls the cops. Oh you're gonna
Speaker 4: hear why in your second Date update right after.
Speaker 6: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date update.
Speaker 4: We're entering dangerous territory just by doing this phone call.
Speaker 4: Really because the guy we're speaking with may or may
Speaker 4: not currently be involved in an ongoing crime.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh no, did he call us collect?
Speaker 4: He did not call us collect, and I said may
Speaker 4: or may not. It's nothing major, just the run of
Speaker 4: the mill grand theft auto that happened during his first
Speaker 4: ye If he's not, why would you even bring it up.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, we've all been there. Yeah, one second,
Speaker 4: you're flirting talking about your hobbies. Next minute, you're hot
Speaker 4: wiring a Beamer convertible while she looks out for the cops.
Speaker 1: Nice choiceylist.
Speaker 4: I'm just speculating. But let's talk to Jason and get
Speaker 4: all the details first. Jason, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: This is actually a Honda a chord.
Speaker 4: You know, a lot to unpack here, But why don't
Speaker 4: you start at the beginning tell us about this happened.
Speaker 7: On a date?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, you actually hot wired a car?
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, no, I did not.
Speaker 1: I may may have made that part, but I mean,
Speaker 1: like I thought so. But then his response and I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what that's on me?
Speaker 4: Has this been Diesel? I was just guessing? But tell
Speaker 4: us about the date that you went on. Who's the girl?
Speaker 8: So I met Laura on a dating app?
Speaker 1: Okay, Laura, what do you like about her?
Speaker 8: You know? Honestly, like, she's just my type. She's got
Speaker 8: a great personality, she's funny, keeps a conversation clean, criminal
Speaker 8: record important exactly? Yeah, really good credit score, that's funny, Jason. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and you know she was just my type physically attractive too.
Speaker 8: She definitely like worked on all that stuff. But anyways, nice,
Speaker 8: we're having a date, you know, decided to meet for dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty normal.
Speaker 8: So yeah, everything's going fantastic. To be honest with you,
Speaker 8: and I normally would just be, you know, after a
Speaker 8: first date, just split way there and just say goodbye.
Speaker 8: But it was going so well that I was like,
Speaker 8: do you want to maybe grab dessert?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, go to a second spot? Just feeling it.
Speaker 1: You don't want it to end. That's such a great feeling.
Speaker 4: So was the ice cream shop so far away you
Speaker 4: needed to steal a car in order to drive there?
Speaker 2: Now, where's the.
Speaker 7: How do we get to stealing a car.
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I didn't steal a car.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay.
Speaker 8: We were on our way to get dessert. She offered
Speaker 8: to use your car, which was fine. We were walking
Speaker 8: back to her place.
Speaker 1: Use her car. Most people say drive but yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so.
Speaker 4: A truth to go use the products.
Speaker 8: Yeah okay, yeah, So she offered to drive her car,
Speaker 8: and so we walked back to her place. And on
Speaker 8: the way there, I get a text message from my
Speaker 8: friend and he's he tells me about this hoop up
Speaker 8: event that this DJ we love is putting on. Oh
Speaker 8: it's outside the city, so it's not just like walking
Speaker 8: distance and okay, okay, yeah, I mean, and so I
Speaker 8: asked more. I just said, do you mind if I
Speaker 8: borrow your car for something really important?
Speaker 1: Wait? What why would you ask her to go with you?
Speaker 1: Do you have a car? You could go get your
Speaker 1: own car.
Speaker 8: I don't have a car right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so you asked you asked to borrow her
Speaker 4: car to go to this event?
Speaker 8: Probably, I mean, like it was our first date and
Speaker 8: my friend just hit me up. I really, it wasn't
Speaker 8: really my role to invite her. My friend invited me.
Speaker 8: It was it's like it's like our favorite dB.
Speaker 3: That is an inappropriate question on a first date, but
Speaker 3: asking to use someone's car totally cool.
Speaker 8: I was I was in a pinch and I wanted
Speaker 8: to make it there. She did give me permission, she should.
Speaker 8: I trust you.
Speaker 1: Wow, I would make you. She said, yes, you must.
Speaker 4: You must be a pretty awesome guy or a very
Speaker 4: good looking guy, or.
Speaker 1: She's just not very good at decision making.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only decide with you on this case. I
Speaker 4: think there's something to you that made her trust you.
Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean, like the car is fine. I'm trying
Speaker 8: to give it back. It's just the timing was off.
Speaker 7: Wait, you still have it?
Speaker 8: I do have I've been trying to give it back.
Speaker 1: Wait did she know why you took it? Like where
Speaker 1: you were going?
Speaker 8: No? I just said something important came up and she
Speaker 8: didn't ask. She just said, I yeah it, sweetheart.
Speaker 4: She's probably thinking that some sort of like emergency that
Speaker 4: you have to like rush to the hospital, or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you skip dessert too, Brooke?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh you can have je me sue.
Speaker 8: There was no.
Speaker 7: Okay, know why she's not calling back.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like bailing on her though, because like
Speaker 3: the date was still continuing. So not only did you
Speaker 3: take her car leave, but you left kind of in
Speaker 3: the middle of plans.
Speaker 4: Physically bailed on. Well, hold on? Was the show worth it?
Speaker 1: What all?
Speaker 8: The show?
Speaker 4: I mean, Brooke cares about whether or not the dessert.
Speaker 4: I want to know about the show that he left
Speaker 4: to go see? You want to know about the girl?
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't see. The show is great and
Speaker 8: I'm so glad I went.
Speaker 7: Okay, something good came out of it.
Speaker 1: She's not calling you back and you have her car.
Speaker 8: Well, she has left me some voicemails and she's like
Speaker 8: basically upset. But here's the thing, though, I texted her
Speaker 8: the next day, but by the time she got back
Speaker 8: to me, I was already at work, and unfortunately, I,
Speaker 8: like I said, I don't have a car, so I
Speaker 8: took her car to work. And then it's been like
Speaker 8: three days now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean I would be calling the police.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I would think that this guy has stolen my car.
Speaker 1: He's a total thief.
Speaker 4: He didn't think better than calling the police, call us,
Speaker 4: we have more stories.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is freaking out. Is her voicemails
Speaker 1: that she leaves. Is she just livid?
Speaker 7: Why do you always assume the worst?
Speaker 3: Brook?
Speaker 6: But he has her car.
Speaker 7: She's casual, isn't she casual? Jason freaking out?
Speaker 8: Well, it started casual, but now it's done like a
Speaker 8: handful of voicemails and she's pretty upset. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 8: mean like I'll tuxt her back and try to set
Speaker 8: up a time and she can't and then it's just
Speaker 8: like she just gets more angry.
Speaker 1: Are you looking for another date too?
Speaker 3: Or are we just trying to set up a time
Speaker 3: for y'all to meet and do this car exchange?
Speaker 8: I would love to go on in our date with her,
Speaker 8: and I'm to get this car back to her.
Speaker 4: Okay, look at that. Yeah, the fact that he has
Speaker 4: come to us asking for help returning the car proves
Speaker 4: that he's not a thief. He's not malicious, yes, and
Speaker 4: he wants to find love out of this whole experience.
Speaker 1: And a date would be a good time to get
Speaker 1: the car back.
Speaker 4: It would be, you know, So let's do this.
Speaker 7: We're gonna come back.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call Laura and we're gonna explain everything, get
Speaker 4: her car back to her and try and get you
Speaker 4: your second date Update.
Speaker 8: I'm ready all right, here we go.
Speaker 6: Broke and Jeffrey in the date updates.
Speaker 4: Top three first date mistakes showing up late, being rude
Speaker 4: to the wait staff, accidentally stealing your date's car and
Speaker 4: holding on to it for several days.
Speaker 7: So what a stereotype.
Speaker 4: Because that's what happened with one of our listeners, Jason recently,
Speaker 4: and stealing isn't really the right word, because he got
Speaker 4: permission from his date, Laura to borrow her car temporarily.
Speaker 1: Yes, she thought it was probably for the knife, but.
Speaker 4: Afterwards Jason hasn't been able to coordinate a time and
Speaker 4: a place to return it, so he's been driving it
Speaker 4: around to work and to other events.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it gives us two goals for today's call.
Speaker 4: One is to get Laura's car back into her possession,
Speaker 4: and then two finaggle our way into getting them on
Speaker 4: another romantic date, which is going to be real hard.
Speaker 1: When she's leaving him angry voicemails right now.
Speaker 7: But I believe in us. Okay, I want to know Jason.
Speaker 4: If we can get Laura on the phone, here, is
Speaker 4: it okay if we tell her that you took her
Speaker 4: car for a pop up? DJ show.
Speaker 8: Honestly, I really would like to go on another date
Speaker 8: with her, So I'm hoping maybe we could just leave
Speaker 8: it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a smart choice.
Speaker 7: I make something up.
Speaker 4: A baby stuck in a well out in the countryside,
Speaker 4: so you went to go save it.
Speaker 3: I just think that maybe we just leave it generic.
Speaker 3: He needed the car.
Speaker 4: Let her come to her own conclusions.
Speaker 3: Sure, I bet she doesn't really care. I bet she
Speaker 3: just wants.
Speaker 1: Her car back.
Speaker 7: Or Jason, you can tell her yourself if you feel
Speaker 7: up for it.
Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, I mean I guess you could kind of
Speaker 8: test the waters first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure at the point when you're all laughing
Speaker 3: about the whole situation together, then you can throw him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you look.
Speaker 4: Back on this as a funny joke on your wedding. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Let's call Laura here and we'll see if she picks up.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking for Laura thinking. Hey, Laura,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna apologize in advance for this phone call.
Speaker 7: But you're on the radio right now with Brooke and
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Were you apologizing I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, we're here to help.
Speaker 10: How did you get my phone?
Speaker 5: Onber.
Speaker 10: I don't understand why we.
Speaker 4: Were asked to call you from one of our listeners
Speaker 4: who he went on an interesting date with recently.
Speaker 3: God, and you are the nicest person we may have
Speaker 3: ever had on this show.
Speaker 7: Immediate, sweetheart, are you sitting down right now?
Speaker 5: Yes? Why?
Speaker 4: Because the person that we're calling about actually he has
Speaker 4: your car.
Speaker 10: No, you're not talking about him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're calling for Jason. Oh my gosh, on behalf
Speaker 7: of Jason.
Speaker 4: We apologize so much for the confusion that's happened over
Speaker 4: the last few days.
Speaker 1: I mean, what a dummy he is.
Speaker 10: Well, you should be apologizing.
Speaker 5: This is crap.
Speaker 10: I need to get my car back to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we agree.
Speaker 7: That's part of what we're doing here.
Speaker 4: We'd like to help you and Jason coordinate a time
Speaker 4: in order for that to happen.
Speaker 10: But we also what I've been trying to do.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's not then all us, you.
Speaker 4: Know, the car confusion aside, Like Jason, pretty cool guy, right, I.
Speaker 10: Don't think I wouldn't call him that. I wouldn't call
Speaker 10: him that.
Speaker 3: Can I ask, like, what were you thinking when he
Speaker 3: asked to borrow your car on a first date and
Speaker 3: you said yes?
Speaker 4: And we and we said, asked that in the nicest
Speaker 4: way post Yeah.
Speaker 10: Well okay, So I don't know what he told you.
Speaker 10: But at the end of our date, he was like, oh,
Speaker 10: let's go get the sirt, let's go have a nightcap,
Speaker 10: let's have a sweet time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he was having such a good time
Speaker 3: with you. He didn't want the night to end.
Speaker 10: So well it did because he got a text on
Speaker 10: his phone and he looks at me and he was like,
Speaker 10: in the city Hall. I work for city Hall. It's
Speaker 10: an urgent matter, and I borrow your car.
Speaker 1: What he told you he worked for city hall Batman or.
Speaker 10: Something, but he said it's a matter of urgency.
Speaker 5: He like literally drives off like Batman.
Speaker 10: I'm shocked. I wanted to help, he asked very sweetly,
Speaker 10: and I was like, okay, that's fine. And then I
Speaker 10: can't get in touch with him, right, So I call
Speaker 10: city Hall and try to figure out from his name
Speaker 10: because I was personal name. But it turns out he
Speaker 10: doesn't really work for city hall in an extremely professional matter.
Speaker 10: He works in the gemitorial apartment, which is fine, but
Speaker 10: I'm not sure why he would need my car.
Speaker 4: Laura, are you saying that if you're just a janitor
Speaker 4: at city Hall, then you don't have the authority to
Speaker 4: take someone's car on official government business.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm saying that they have emergencies too.
Speaker 3: I mean it could have been a water main break, right,
Speaker 3: like I'm just taking like documents could have been at risk.
Speaker 10: But well then why wouldn't he give it back to me?
Speaker 1: Like he's trying about thirty.
Speaker 10: Minutes away from calling the police, so he needs to
Speaker 10: get my card.
Speaker 6: Definitely not funny.
Speaker 4: And you don't have to do that because Jason is
Speaker 4: actually on the other line right now. You want a car,
Speaker 4: wanting to drive it wherever? You tell me that. What
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 7: Jon?
Speaker 10: Idiot?
Speaker 8: Like what?
Speaker 7: Oh well, he's he's hearing all that, Jason car.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 10: I don't even know what this is. But he called
Speaker 10: the radios just how you guys thought he did something illegal.
Speaker 7: Jason, anytime you could jump in.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's okay, I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 8: I've been trying to meet up with you and stuff
Speaker 8: like that, and I didn't steal your car. It's not
Speaker 8: like without you knowing.
Speaker 5: Jacon, Just tell me what you use the car for.
Speaker 11: Oay, go ahead, I mean, listen, I really want the
Speaker 11: opportunity to be honest with you because I do think
Speaker 11: it's important to be honest.
Speaker 8: And you know, well I do work at city Hall.
Speaker 8: So I mean, like I was telling the truth there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to give them credit for that, Laura.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I'll give them credit for mopping before it's
Speaker 10: the city hall.
Speaker 8: Sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, in cleaning out the paper towels in the bathrooms too.
Speaker 8: I will not take that personal because I'm not. You're
Speaker 8: just trying to be mean and you're upset. But I
Speaker 8: just hear me out.
Speaker 10: It was a very okay, I'm waiting.
Speaker 8: So there was a huge pop up event that just
Speaker 8: happened that take place. It was a surprise, Are you
Speaker 8: kidding me? Just hear me out? Though it was. My
Speaker 8: best friend texted me it was for the moment. Obviously,
Speaker 8: I would never try to hurt you or try to
Speaker 8: lie to you or do anything to like are you now?
Speaker 8: But it was like so just it was our favorite DJ.
Speaker 10: DJs. You made it seem like it was really urgent
Speaker 10: in city Hall, like you're a freaking batman or something. Okay,
Speaker 10: And there was a pop up DJ events.
Speaker 8: Well where we were located in the time it was
Speaker 8: short notice and where we were located, and help shut up.
Speaker 1: I think that's a really good advice.
Speaker 10: I'm done with a story that's not you.
Speaker 5: You call the radio, get me my car.
Speaker 10: I don't really want to ever speak to you again.
Speaker 4: I think the good news is that even though we've
Speaker 4: obviously gone down a rocky road here, their relationship and
Speaker 4: their goodwill is still intact.
Speaker 1: Are you hearing the same I'm really.
Speaker 10: Okay, guys, I love that. Do you think it's funny?
Speaker 10: But I'm really not interested in this conversation in my car.
Speaker 8: I know you're not interested in this conversation right now,
Speaker 8: but what about a conversation when I drop off the car.
Speaker 8: We'd meet for dinner? We can have another time.
Speaker 7: The tempers are running hot right now.
Speaker 4: Maybe after we all calm down, we can think about,
Speaker 4: like maybe having a little bit of a romantic connec.
Speaker 10: Going on way, So you would have a romantic connection
Speaker 10: with someone who stole your car for three days? That
Speaker 10: is stupid.
Speaker 4: I mean it works in the movies, you.
Speaker 10: Know, like yeah, but I haven't been able to get worse.
Speaker 10: Oh and I've been having to get riots from friends.
Speaker 7: Jason, would you be willing to take Laura to work.
Speaker 3: No, Jeffrey, shut up, she's gonna hang up before we
Speaker 3: get her her car back. I'm going to say, like
Speaker 3: in the next like hour, you should probably drop it off.
Speaker 5: Jason, how about thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you were really lucky she hasn't called
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 8: I mean honestly, like I could probably do it in
Speaker 8: like closer to like forty five minutes, because I thirty
Speaker 8: minutes is cutting away too close?
Speaker 5: And get up.
Speaker 8: I know, I'm not trying to be a pain. Laura.
Speaker 8: You're just you want it now, and that's fine. But
Speaker 8: at forty five minutes.
Speaker 7: His favorite DJ set doesn't end for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 7: So we got shut up.
Speaker 4: Where you can return the car at a morning concert?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just dropped the car.
Speaker 10: As long as you get there in forty five minutes,
Speaker 10: I'm all right.
Speaker 1: We did what did it?
Speaker 4: Congratulations Jason?
Speaker 7: You're not going to jail?
Speaker 4: Well, we don't know.
Speaker 7: They could be waiting.
Speaker 6: Bok and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Oh man, are you serious? I didn't even get to
Speaker 4: offer them a gift card for ten percent off oil
Speaker 4: changes a jiffy loose.
Speaker 1: I mean Jeffery. Your positivity on this one.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, is she going to get her car back?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 4: Well, you better or else the cops are going to
Speaker 4: be coming after him.
Speaker 7: I guess where he lives. I don't think so, That's
Speaker 7: what I'm saying. But it would be funny.
Speaker 4: If the police were there waiting for him to show
Speaker 4: she could him and just say wait here.
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd find the humor in that.
Speaker 4: Not funny for him, but for us hilarious. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: He calls us from jail for an awkward Tuesday? Can
Speaker 4: you mail me out?
Speaker 3: We're like, no, maybe his story is going to end
Speaker 3: up as a laser story.
Speaker 4: We're going to keep you updated about this one way
Speaker 4: or the other. Now you'll find out, yeah, exactly. But
Speaker 4: we can always try and help you with your dating life.
Speaker 4: As you've seen, we will go to the ends of
Speaker 4: the earth and try and get you a second date update,
Speaker 4: no matter how stupid we end. If this doesn't prove it,
Speaker 4: nothing does, so email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 4: who wasn't calling you back. Check out all of our
Speaker 4: second date updates. By the way, at the Brook and
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