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Speaker 1: Welcome to episode eighty five and the Bobby Cast. We

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Speaker 1: because it may not be appropriate. What's the problem? People

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Speaker 1: when there's a lot of the elements we need to

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Speaker 1: this is the main thing. But first let me say

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Speaker 1: welcome to episode eight five. Let me talk about sleep

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Speaker 1: number for a second. The fall is here, and life

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Speaker 1: Maybe been slacking off in the summertime. Most of these

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Speaker 1: I've been slacking off? I be agree with that, alright.

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Speaker 1: There's even an adjustment for snoring. Did your bed do that?

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Speaker 1: Sleep Number beds cost about the samis traditional mattresses and

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Speaker 1: this anytime though. I would just check it out sleep

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Speaker 1: That was like that was there's like it when you go, hey, Boby,

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Speaker 1: Amy and I especially because Lunch actually doesn't have any

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Speaker 1: I only endorse products that I use, But you don't

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Speaker 1: It's ten dollars. That's so stupid, Lunch. I'm looking I'm

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Speaker 1: like what. He goes there and his quote was you

420
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Speaker 1: guys crap man. He said, I feel like it was

421
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: an inconvenience for me to have to go to the

422
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 1: mall with you, So I felt like I deserved a

423
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: shirt too, but that's lunch Box had to pay for that. Yeah,

424
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 1: no, no no, that the airline will pay for it, because

425
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: I guess that adds into my money that I spent.

426
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 1: So it could be considered an under shirt, was my point. No,

427
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 1: I can be considered whatever you want. So but I

428
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: still haven't seen the shirts. Lunch Box has kept it officially,

429
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: and that's yours, dude. I mean, I know it's yours.

430
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 1: I gotta try it on and see what if it

431
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 1: looks like? See what if it looks like? See it

432
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 1: fits if it looks It was super bumd that we

433
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: didn't get to go to your bluebird thing. You had

434
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 1: a that's a good grievance, but I wouldn't let you

435
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: come and I told you that. But it's okay, I don't.

436
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: I know, I had plans, but it's like we didn't

437
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,919
Speaker 1: need to post stuff like that on Instagram and make

438
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: us all these conversations to grievance, like I invited you,

439
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,159
Speaker 1: you invited me, and we're Me and Lunchbox are always

440
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: over here like hello, because you don't know because like

441
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 1: even like Gator, which is fine, like there's others you

442
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: could literally got online. Well they bought they bought the reservations.

443
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 1: They got online right when it was going on and

444
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 1: literally bought the reservation because we told everybody there are

445
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 1: no free tickets. This is a charity thing. There are

446
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: only ninety seats in there. It was like fifty eight

447
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 1: bucks a ticket. None to give away. We gave none

448
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: to me. I guess I didn't know that when they

449
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: went on sale, because I would buy a ticket, but

450
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: you were going to amen at the last minute. Two

451
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: people didn't. Once he found out I had plans. It

452
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: started a joke like that and then ended up in

453
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: the afternoon, was like there two they were open, and

454
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: then they weren't open anymore because we had national people in.

455
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's good because I have the USA soccer

456
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: game to watch. I couldn't have made it. If you

457
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: would have texted me, I'd have been like, you don't

458
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: even like stuff. No, I do like stuff. See that's

459
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: the difference. I love stuff. I love stuff. I've never

460
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 1: been to the Bluebird. I do a lot of stuff. No,

461
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: I've been to the Bluebird. Patrick hid on me, But

462
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,479
Speaker 1: you know much I love heartache on the dance floor.

463
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: Well I put on Instagram. You know you say we

464
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: can't post stuff on Instagram or anything. I mean, I

465
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: don't ever hear you guys talking about Oh I wish

466
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,479
Speaker 1: you would invite me your soccer game. We should all

467
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: go to one of I've played with them and make

468
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: poster signs. Yeah, let's be awesome. I I played goalie

469
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: for him a couple of times back in the day,

470
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: play in our in our indoor team. He was our goalie. Sucked, man.

471
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: They could not kick the ball. I could offset as

472
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: a goal I was worse as a cat. I never

473
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: tried to kick a soccer moving round ball running, that's soccer.

474
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: It's crazy movie. I've never played soccer in my life.

475
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: And the first time I ever played when I played

476
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: with this team and I just put on gloves to

477
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 1: play goalie. I did great at goalie is fine. It's

478
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: sort of like his baseball out there. He was like

479
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 1: a little like a cat like reflexes. But I think

480
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: I missed the ball my life. I think I'm literally

481
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: missed it. Yeah, kicking it was a little different story.

482
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: I just have never done. I've never made those muscles

483
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 1: work together. And I'm not a natural athlete where it

484
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: just things come easy. You know, we should do some

485
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: day they'll play bingo. No, no more bingo. Those are

486
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: such fun days. We all go play Beingo. Go right

487
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: up to Kentucky down. Remember that time, it's only thirty

488
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: minute drive from downtown Nashville. It's the premier gaming experience.

489
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: Do you endorse for this? I was like, this dude

490
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: is nailing it. Remember that time. We all want except lunchbox.

491
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: Everybody want. I wanted like eight hundred dollars anyone twice. No,

492
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: here's anyone three times. And he told the stupid people

493
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: sitting next to us, He goes, if I went again,

494
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: I'll split it with you anyone again. An he gave

495
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: these random people money. I never in my wife have

496
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: got to you bingo. I see that, but I raised

497
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: you one. I missed my number and lost and I

498
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: missed it and they moved on to the next number

499
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: like they're like, no, I'm sorry, you're on the next number.

500
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: And then my next number hit and I was like,

501
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: and it hit again right after that, and Luxbox watched

502
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: it off. He never, like over like ten years with

503
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: his family, like all the time, once a week ago

504
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: being number one? How do you never win? All your

505
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: numbers don't line up? Time? Like? Yeah, even I have one. Yeah,

506
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: I've even wont like the horse races game on the

507
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: car races for like four bucks. Yeah, that Greeven, says

508
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: Morgan number one. Do you have anything you'd like to

509
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: grieve for? You go ahead, and we can't be farting again.

510
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't think we ever really fixed this Morgan and

511
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: Morgan situation. We don't like being Morgan one. And here's

512
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: the thing, we have kind of fixed it. So Morgan's

513
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: name is Morgan mass and Gil and mass and Gil

514
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: was known as a feminine hygiene project. Still maybe so

515
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: we would call her douche and Morgan number two doucee,

516
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 1: so as douche and douce Yeah, but we don't like that,

517
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: but that was told we can't lose. We don't like me,

518
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:24,239
Speaker 1: and we sound like a law firm Morgan. That's not

519
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 1: settled on. I just thought it was fun. I like it,

520
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: but it is what it is until it's not well.

521
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: People aren't gonna Morgan to Morgan Age needs her own identity.

522
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: We need to hire someone else named Morgan our next job. Please.

523
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: That's why we need more Morgan's. There's not an answer

524
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: to that yet. We can't just assign someone a name.

525
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: How are we hiring the phone screener? We all like

526
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: put names in a hat usually how it works, and

527
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: we don't do a survivor. This is not the electoral

528
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: oh obstacle course, like literally a bunch of um applications.

529
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: We cut it down to a few that Morgan number

530
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: one does, and then I interviewed a few of them,

531
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: and then are we are we thinking male female or

532
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: that's no, it doesn't matter to me because I've had

533
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: them both. I know, but I didn't know how many

534
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: applicants there were the ratio is I feel like it

535
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: wasent women applied. I had literally Starbucks, Stephen and three

536
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: other dudes apply out of a hundred. Maybe I got

537
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: an idea we should not start the farting rule until

538
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: after the phone screiner has been here a couple of

539
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: days to break them win, like give him some win now, didn't. No,

540
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: that's not that's not a thing. I don't know. I

541
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: literally puked zero people about it. Morgan's making too applications,

542
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: But I've talked to zero people. I haven't talk to anybody,

543
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: which Moan one Morgan number two. No, No, by the way,

544
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: they came up with that. I just thought it was funny.

545
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: I think Eddie came up with the dudes. I think

546
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: so genius. But we but even those two sound alike.

547
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: Well okay, but but do sounds like dude? Sounds like

548
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom though, So even she doesn't like that.

549
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: You can chunk the douce. Yeah, okay, Morgan. Number two,

550
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: do you have any grievances? You're the newest person here.

551
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: You've been sitting in here for a few months now.

552
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: I do. Go ahead, it's gonna be about go ahead.

553
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: So I have a really bad chronic cough that I've

554
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: had in my entire It's disgusting. There's an animal, but

555
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: you've had it your entire life. Yes, it's the creup.

556
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: It's my call. It like she has the crew and

557
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: she needs some robtests and extra duty, and it makes

558
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: me flinch. It's such a deep cough because I don't

559
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: like coughers. Now, I'm a confer myself. I'll try to

560
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: get away from people. So she coughs and it's like

561
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: it's the whoop she has cough. Yeah, go ahead. So,

562
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: like I can't do anything about it. I've gone to doctors.

563
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: I've done basically everything I can do to try and

564
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: fix it, it won't go away. But every single day

565
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: when I come in here, I cough and they make

566
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: fun of me. Every single We asked you, are you okay? Yeah,

567
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: we do. We want to make sure you're okay. And

568
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I used to have it too,

569
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: and I finally went to It was tuberculosis, and I

570
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: said have you ever been tested for that? And she

571
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: said no? And I said, you might want to. Do

572
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: you ever sweat at night when you sleep? You're lying?

573
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: She has TV that cough. You guys had it? Yes, well,

574
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: maybe tested positive on one of those kin skin tests

575
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: and it was yeah, you played, let me clear my

576
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: throat because I had the same thing. And I was

577
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: like that. I finally was at the doctor getting my

578
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: toe looked at, and because everything's broken on him, I

579
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: had a broken toe and I was like, oh, by

580
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: the way, do you know why I sweat night? And

581
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: it was tuberculosis. And ever since I took the medicine

582
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: for nine months, I don't have the coff anymore. So, dude,

583
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: if you keep making noise, DJ cool always cool, Here

584
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: we go, here we go, hurt cool, hurt like cool

585
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: with the cave, didj cool? Yeah, with the cave? Would

586
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: you say cool hurt him? Did cool? Hurt cool? Yeah,

587
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: we're not it's somebody yeah, yeah, yeah, send me on

588
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: this but something God, but listen, let me clear my throat.

589
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: Oh have mercy, bay, I hope you don't. All right,

590
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: thank you sings. If you don't know, no, you know

591
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: that's biggie, No it is, that's that's that. Yeah. And

592
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: if you don't know, now you know. Yeah, it's big big,

593
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: he's coast. And if you don't know what you know

594
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: other words? Right, yeah, cool, hurt, yeah, DJ cool hurt. Okay,

595
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: that's not the same guy you said hurt cool differ

596
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: Mike d last grievance. Do you have anything good? He's

597
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: always good, like he says, Mikey's always good. He's good.

598
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: All right, Well that'll do you ever grievance? Yeah, come on,

599
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: let's grieve. I didn't take mine up with people. Oh yeah,

600
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: like you don't waste any time. That's a real one.

601
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: It's like I said an email, go stop farting from

602
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: two fifty and I pulled out, How do you show

603
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: up that safe? I really did just find a funny

604
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: off air one. I gotta ask you off air. Okay, cool? Wait,

605
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: so off air this podcast Lunchbox wants this I Heart

606
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: Radio Award take home to brag about. I kind of

607
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: like it sitting here? Does it have your name on it?

608
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: The show? But it's cool for pictures and stuff. Yeah,

609
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: it looks cool. It's kind of the one the cool

610
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: thing back there. So so no, so no good answer.

611
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: Why dust and no one's sex. It's not sexual. It's

612
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: like and don't ever say daddys me not I'm not

613
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: don't daddy daddy's spoken? Okay. Do you really feel like

614
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: you're our daddy? Like freaking babysitters? Yeah, okay, our dad?

615
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're our caretaker? No? More like

616
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: your brother like my dog big brother or a little

617
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: like do you think he's a really boring brother? Like

618
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: all the rule here? Amy's had too much cambuch. The

619
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: deuce is choking over there. I wish you would cough

620
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: on that. Do it? Do it? Do it? She probably

621
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: can cough on coming. You can do it. Just take here,

622
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: she just did it. Let'sten how dirty this cough is?

623
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: Go ahead, do just take a hair? Great things, go ahead,

624
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: take a deep breath here you go. She just laughed

625
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: at chic like there's something makes me want to clear

626
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: my throat. Okay, hey, where's the music at mighty? What

627
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: kind of music? Plus how does someone say like I've

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Speaker 1: gone to every doctor and they can't figure out every doctor.

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Speaker 1: Every doctor. Man, she's been every doctor, she's been a doctor.

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Speaker 1: Wells John, but he's an idyll limic. So that's not

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Speaker 1: the medical director. All right, there's this this like the

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Speaker 1: Awards show music when it starts playing, and know we ended,

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Speaker 1: we ended, But I just want to say, what are

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Speaker 1: we going to title this The Great Fart Mystery, the

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Speaker 1: Great Debate, the in Studio Fart Mystery, the in Studio

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Speaker 1: Farting Mystery? Or do you smell that? No the first

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Speaker 1: time this title it? Do you smell that? It's pretty good?

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Speaker 1: All right, man, I'm ready to part. He he never

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Speaker 1: knows when to stop. He doesn't like he knows how

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Speaker 1: to be funny for a bit, but he never knows

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Speaker 1: when to stop. Do you you realize how many times

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Speaker 1: you cut him off during the show, like you just

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Speaker 1: I don't anymore, just muscle memory. It's like I know

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Speaker 1: he's just gonna keep going if I don't stop him.

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Speaker 1: I just keeps I stopped a long time ago. You're

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Speaker 1: the one kept talking. You turned the music down, so

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Speaker 1: I thought we were back back. Did we go away? Well,

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Speaker 1: I thought we were going away because the music came

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Speaker 1: up and then you turned it down, so I see,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm done all right, Thank you, We'll see

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Speaker 1: you next time. White Episodes This eighty five, eighty five