Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of You
Speaker 1: Can't Arrest a Sitting President Present Trends, President Trend, President trend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Fat Miles, Yeah, we're already there. It's like, what what
Speaker 1: No to throw the case out? You mean the case?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I'm convicted? You are convicted about that?
Speaker 2: I'm the I'm the fucking president. Gotta go.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that soon. Yeah.
Speaker 3: First up, we're getting some cabinet picks.
Speaker 1: Baby, A lot of people waiting to see was he
Speaker 1: gonna like follow through on, you know, do the thing.
Speaker 1: You know, Harris promised to have a Republican and her cabinet,
Speaker 1: So is he gonna have He's.
Speaker 4: So anti war. He's so anti war. Remember that's one
Speaker 4: of the things.
Speaker 2: He's gonna stop all the wars. He's gonna stop all
Speaker 2: the wars. And then you have a.
Speaker 4: Fucking hawk Marco Rubio as our secret area of state.
Speaker 3: All I could do for.
Speaker 4: Me, he is at least it does it? Fully want
Speaker 4: to just be like fuck NATO.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I look, it could have been like again a sentient
Speaker 4: barf bag, but no, it's Marco Rubio.
Speaker 2: Chief of staff will be Susie Wiles who ran the.
Speaker 1: Campaign Marky Rubbs, I feel.
Speaker 2: Marquie the Rube.
Speaker 4: Yeah maybe, But anyway, Susie Wilds is going to be
Speaker 4: the first woman to serve as chief of staff, so history.
Speaker 4: Being made Deputy chief of Staff for Policy is teenage
Speaker 4: mutant Ninja Gebels aka Stephen Miller, which is not the
Speaker 4: most powerful position, but the formal title of the office
Speaker 4: has little to do with how influential this person is
Speaker 4: going to be in terms of immigration policy. The EPA
Speaker 4: director Lee Zelden, who you know, congress former congressman from
Speaker 4: New York.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's He has a law background, so maybe that'll come
Speaker 4: in handy when you have to undo everything at the
Speaker 4: e p A.
Speaker 3: The EPA director will just be in charge of destroying
Speaker 3: the e p A.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh. Un Ambassador elis stophonic for everyone in a PAC
Speaker 4: is celebrating because she couldn't be more of a freak
Speaker 4: than that.
Speaker 2: And again, she'll be the un.
Speaker 4: Ambassador Nicki Haley. That was, unfortunately Nicki Haley's former position.
Speaker 4: It looks like she's being offered fuck all. But again,
Speaker 4: Nicki Haley, that's that's what happens because you really thought
Speaker 4: you could just be like I'm against him.
Speaker 2: No, I'm for him. I'm again, Well, what.
Speaker 1: Has anybody listened to the like pro Trump podcasts? Like
Speaker 1: they you know, like there's all these like young what's
Speaker 1: that this one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, we know nobody's listened to this one. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the like all the young guy like the full stop
Speaker 1: or whatever, oh full Send, full Send.
Speaker 3: Podcast and all that shit.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just wondering, are they are theyring it back?
Speaker 1: Are they are they like, yeah, Nikki Haley, your fate?
Speaker 1: You know, Like what fun is it being the podcast
Speaker 1: like a bunch of young guys who are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck everything and then being like the President's great, I
Speaker 1: love the president. You know, like what do they just
Speaker 1: go back to like I don't four to seven.
Speaker 2: Or what is that? No?
Speaker 4: Actually, uh I might. We'll have to see. We will
Speaker 4: have to see. Well I don't think so. I doubt
Speaker 4: that they're gonna be like, dude, that's so wild, dude.
Speaker 4: He said he's gonna be like more of like a pacifist. Dude,
Speaker 4: I'm seeing a bunch of like neo con warhawks enter the.
Speaker 1: CA's like kind of a kind of a suss move.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh Department of Homeland Security. Guess what puppy side is
Speaker 4: on the menu, because that's where Christy Nome is going
Speaker 4: to end up in charge of DHS.
Speaker 1: She can make decisions, you know. Yeah, obviously, Miles, she
Speaker 1: actually likes to make. Please let her make a hard
Speaker 1: decision for you.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, if the puppy is sick, if the puppy and
Speaker 1: has a little limp, if the puppy is annoying, Yeah.
Speaker 2: In a way, it is probably the more terror.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of people thought it could be Marjorie
Speaker 4: Taylor Green and people are like, oh, thank god, it's
Speaker 4: Christy Nolan. It's like the person who will dispatch a
Speaker 4: puppy for being too puppy, Like, that's the person who
Speaker 4: we're gonna put in charge of this like fucking agency
Speaker 4: we need to do away with anyway. And then the
Speaker 4: other thing we found out is that Mike Huckabee will
Speaker 4: be the ambassador to Israel. So hey for all of
Speaker 4: y'all waiting for the rapture baby.
Speaker 1: Right, Like the one of the big reasons that evangelicals
Speaker 1: are pro Israel is because they think it's going to
Speaker 1: bring about the end times and the rapture that the
Speaker 1: Bible talks about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he Mike, Mike Pompeo, who
Speaker 2: is our others?
Speaker 1: You just seem to be Mike and and government and
Speaker 1: that's kind of what where you're coming from.
Speaker 3: Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mike Huckaby.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm like there's also like more stories about
Speaker 4: like mar A Lago. Just sounds like this fucked up,
Speaker 4: like real life hybrid of like those HBO shows like
Speaker 4: Silicon Valley and Succession where it's like just fucking knifing
Speaker 4: each other people trying to get the president's attention. It
Speaker 4: sounds like he's giving a lot of attention to total
Speaker 4: political novices, like influencers and like business people, and I
Speaker 4: don't know, we'll see where it goes. And the one
Speaker 4: thing that people are like at, you know, kind of
Speaker 4: maybe concerned with in terms of like Republican majorities, is
Speaker 4: that like he's picking a lot of people from Congress,
Speaker 4: and the Republican majority is very slim.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think a lot of these people that
Speaker 4: he's picking are coming from pretty red districts or states,
Speaker 4: so it might not be that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, what we'll see. We'll see how that
Speaker 2: all looks.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I mean the first Trump presidency, like the
Speaker 1: way the people jagging for uh influence were people who
Speaker 1: like golfed with him and like you know, guys who
Speaker 1: had like roofing companies and stuff. Then like Florida and
Speaker 1: you know, there were some billionaires sprinkled in. But now
Speaker 1: it's going to be now that it's just like everyone
Speaker 1: who's a billionaire is like on board. It could be
Speaker 1: real some real high level knife fighting happening.
Speaker 4: Is this going to trigger like a like billionaire fight
Speaker 4: to be like, you guys are cutting us billionaires out
Speaker 4: of your scheme to completely take all the money out
Speaker 4: of this country.
Speaker 2: We want in And they're like no, yeah, And then
Speaker 2: what do they do. They're like, we got to bring
Speaker 2: you down. Now we're the other billionaires.
Speaker 4: Like I mean cause that this You know, the thing
Speaker 4: about billionaires is they like us like something stable, because
Speaker 4: that keeps the money printing machine on.
Speaker 2: When you start throwing everything into chaos. That's this is
Speaker 2: kind of what happened last time.
Speaker 4: They were they didn't the business leaders weren't you know,
Speaker 4: they weren't obviously principled enough to really say anything against Trump,
Speaker 4: but they're like in private, they're like, well, we'd rather
Speaker 4: not the fucking chaos because it doesn't make me as rich.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now they're fully bought in. I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna continue to be really good for billionaires, probably good
Speaker 1: for Wall Street, and fucking terrible for everybody else. Let's
Speaker 1: see if anybody can articulate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Joe Rogan of the left, perhaps the Rock,
Speaker 2: we have.
Speaker 3: To get to the main story of the day.
Speaker 1: The Rock has blasted a report claiming that he peas
Speaker 1: in water bottles and is eight hours late to set,
Speaker 1: specifically on his latest film, Red One, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one looks cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, that's that whole story is bullshit, brother,
Speaker 1: But then he admitted he does pea and water bottles,
Speaker 1: then was late to set in the city, so well there.
Speaker 2: Was set and peen and bottles. Nope, but also yeah,
Speaker 2: I was late to set on peen and bottles. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He it just like he speaks like a person who
Speaker 1: has not been on planet or speaking to a real
Speaker 1: human being in a while, maybe.
Speaker 3: A decade, uh or even more. There's a report in.
Speaker 1: The Wrap that alleged that the Rock was constantly late
Speaker 1: while filming his new Christmas movie Red One End Quote
Speaker 1: made a habit of peeing in a water bottle to
Speaker 1: save time, upsetting crew members. Insiders told The Rap that
Speaker 1: Johnson showed up as much as eight hours late. Eight
Speaker 1: hours late to anything is like you just miss, don't come. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even late. It's just that's like a.
Speaker 3: Different Yeah, like eight hours to a different thing.
Speaker 4: As all Americans who toil know, that's like those are
Speaker 4: the blocks of you know, typical shifts.
Speaker 2: It's an entire work day late. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're like, yo, you show up at five, You're like, bro,
Speaker 4: you're supposed.
Speaker 2: To be in at nine. I know, I'm late.
Speaker 1: Sorry, traffic what what? No, what do you mean traffic?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I'm peeing in at a sandy bottle?
Speaker 2: What the Fuck's wrong with you? All right, I'm ready
Speaker 2: to work. I'm ready to work, so with Vanity.
Speaker 1: Fairy said the record straight, calling the article bullshit, but
Speaker 1: also admitting that he was late and did pissing bottles
Speaker 1: on set. Yeah, that happens. I've said a thousand times, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here, Come and ask me and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the truth, which is such a while.
Speaker 2: Your reaction was it's bullshit. But then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it happens. Just ask me. Yeah. Don't like take other
Speaker 2: people's word on that. Just ask me, Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 1: So he asked about being eight hours late to say
Speaker 1: it said, he said, yeah, that happens, but not that amount.
Speaker 1: By the way, that was a bananas amount. That's crazy, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That was just like somebody who is behind a small
Speaker 1: village's worth of like publicists and pr people being like.
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm an open book to ask me.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, young thing.
Speaker 1: Isn't that unusual on movie sets because about this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there may not be a toilet very close by now
Speaker 1: that everything's shot on digital. Like there used to be
Speaker 1: big breaks built into shooting a film so that they
Speaker 1: could rewind, like changed to a new reel. There's no
Speaker 1: longer that, and so you're just shooting the whole time.
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior reportedly pissed in mason jars on the
Speaker 1: set of Zodiac and left them lying around as a
Speaker 1: form of protest because he didn't get enough breaks. Zodiac
Speaker 1: famously like one of the not the first big digital movies,
Speaker 1: but like you know, early in the game, I was
Speaker 1: actually so familiar. Did you know the Robert Downey Junior
Speaker 1: pissed in Mason Jars story? I was so familiar with
Speaker 1: that story. I actually had added it to the movie.
Speaker 1: I thought when Jake Gyllenhall's character went and visited him,
Speaker 1: he was living on a houseboat, like with jars of
Speaker 1: piss laying around.
Speaker 2: Oh. Last time I watched it.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, where's the jars of piss?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Honey? Rewind no real quick, where the fucking pissed Jargo?
Speaker 1: And then David Foster Wallace once wrote a profile of
Speaker 1: David Lynch and said that he was constantly peeing in
Speaker 1: public because he drank so much coffee, so he in between.
Speaker 2: Shots diuretics man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, easy, a prodigious coffee drinker.
Speaker 1: Apparently peas hard and often, and neither he nor the
Speaker 1: production can afford the time it take him to run
Speaker 1: down to base camp. So yeah, hey, when you gotta
Speaker 1: go and there's a million dollar clock running.
Speaker 2: Yep, and now you can piss in public.
Speaker 3: Like I'm just like the rock exactly pissing in bottles.
Speaker 3: I'm just like the Bedex delivery driver who delivered stuff
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say I'm blue.
Speaker 1: Collar pist in a bottle once. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk about the
Speaker 1: Harris campaign. There's some interesting new details of where do
Speaker 1: all that money go? And we're back. We're a lot
Speaker 1: of people have probably heard this story by now that
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris's fundraising went to pay wealthy millionaire celebrities, including Oprah, who,
Speaker 1: at one article claimed charged the campaign one million dollars
Speaker 1: to show up. It's important to note that that article
Speaker 1: was I guess was in the Spectator, but it.
Speaker 2: Was from the Washington Exam. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The fact the detail that they quote was sourced from
Speaker 1: a Washington Examiner article, which I'm wondering, like, is this
Speaker 1: what we're going to get going forward? Is like centrist
Speaker 1: news outlets using right wing media because like what what
Speaker 1: they were?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: They won?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Well, because you also have a lot of people like
Speaker 4: Democrats like latching onto this story too and being like
Speaker 4: what were they doing? And it's like, I mean, I
Speaker 4: but again, I think the details that I think most
Speaker 4: people were, like they paid Oprah one million dollars, I
Speaker 4: think most people are getting hung up on that detail.
Speaker 4: But I think the broader issue, which does actually you know,
Speaker 4: need a little bit more scrutiny here is how was
Speaker 4: all of this money spent?
Speaker 3: Like exactly how.
Speaker 1: So they raised a billion dollars ended up twenty million
Speaker 1: dollars in debt. So what one detail that I think
Speaker 1: I hear they paid Oprah a million dollars and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking briefcase of cash and you say vote Harris. U.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: Oprah was going to be like, I'm actually holding out
Speaker 4: my fast.
Speaker 1: Whoever can give me one million dollars famously any more
Speaker 1: money dollars? It was actually a media event and Oprah's
Speaker 1: company handled production. So the Harris campaign paid Oprah's company. Uh,
Speaker 1: not saying that makes it better, but it does explain
Speaker 1: where that money was going because they had, like they
Speaker 1: spent more than fifteen million dollars on event production with
Speaker 1: like concerts, and so there were seven Swing state concerts
Speaker 1: that involved high priced performers Katie Perry, Lady Gaga, Joan
Speaker 1: bon Jovi, Ricky Martin, who seemingly ended up costing the
Speaker 1: Harris campaign more than twenty million dollars on event production alone.
Speaker 1: So they this is what they were spending their money
Speaker 1: on is like putting on these events that didn't move
Speaker 1: any needles, like whatsoever. I didn't even know that they happened. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: and I was paying attention to the election for a living.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's also it is.
Speaker 4: Important to note though that like a lot of people
Speaker 4: there have been like these articles like according to FEC filings,
Speaker 4: a lot of people haven't fully been able to find
Speaker 4: these same figures at the Washington Exam. Emin is saying, so,
Speaker 4: I think it's important to like, I think it is
Speaker 4: clear a lot of money was raised and a lot
Speaker 4: of money was spent getting into Like what exactly those
Speaker 4: amounts are I don't know if we're totally clear on,
Speaker 4: but it is true we saw the scale of some
Speaker 4: of these events and the performers that are there, and
Speaker 4: they're not they that's really that's proper infrastructure you.
Speaker 2: Have to set up for that kind of shit. It's
Speaker 2: not it is not cheap.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think just it does just sort of
Speaker 4: again the lard of the broader question is like what
Speaker 4: was the what was the plan here? Because to your point,
Speaker 4: these concerts, like Okay, you're already talking to a group
Speaker 4: of people that are probably bought in already on the
Speaker 4: idea that Donald Trump is bad. Right, So if we're
Speaker 4: just doing like wish fulfillment events for Harris supporters to
Speaker 4: feel like like good about their support, Okay, but is
Speaker 4: that actually an effective tool in terms of like again,
Speaker 4: it's not like you're like the courting the right thing
Speaker 4: was gonna work. But maybe just turn out your base
Speaker 4: would like properly energize them in a way that isn't
Speaker 4: just sort of like saying, hey, look at these celebrities
Speaker 4: that also agreed that everything.
Speaker 1: And maybe when Miles says turn out your base, we
Speaker 1: could like turn that into a fund turnout for what
Speaker 1: like kind of activation moment.
Speaker 4: Now your bass, Okay, it's actually turn up your base,
Speaker 4: turn down your treble. Okay, let's turned down the trouble
Speaker 4: and turn out our base. Okay, that's five million dollars.
Speaker 1: D See, Harris's budget was closely guarded by campaign manager
Speaker 1: Jen O'Malley Dylan, so it's unclear how funds were allocated exactly.
Speaker 1: It just seems that they were not allocated. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: get to a New York Fashion Week event in tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where we can get an idea of what they
Speaker 4: thought was popping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really unbelievable. You know that the dark money
Speaker 1: was everywhere. I think the stat is that Harris spent
Speaker 1: seven point five million dollars a day, or her campaign
Speaker 1: spent five million dollars a day. Trump spent two point
Speaker 1: five a day, which is still like, holy shit, that's
Speaker 1: a crazy amount of money. But I assumed it was
Speaker 1: all being spent on like ads and door knocking, you know,
Speaker 1: like paying people to door knock.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, But then what do these consultant fees look like?
Speaker 4: Because people are making people are making money off It's
Speaker 4: not like people are like, oh my god, you know me,
Speaker 4: I have a set rate for you the DNC that's
Speaker 4: a bargain because I'm on the right. It's like, no,
Speaker 4: everybody's cashing in on this. And that's why I think
Speaker 4: it's like doubly like offensive to see these like fundraising
Speaker 4: texts keep coming around to people and it's like, fucking what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen point nine billion dollars, which is what was
Speaker 1: spent on the election in total this year, is more
Speaker 1: than half of the cost of ending hunger in the US.
Speaker 1: It's just four billion dollars short of the twenty billion
Speaker 1: dollars necessary to end homelessness in the United States.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and in.
Speaker 1: Other countries like that, you know, the UK and Germany,
Speaker 1: their elections cost one fortieth of the price of US
Speaker 1: races per person.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, just I mean this is look, this is
Speaker 4: the they everyone's like, wow, billionaires are really getting in
Speaker 4: the race, Like yeah, because they they just cornered.
Speaker 2: It with all this bad spend and just general money
Speaker 2: that they flooded into the races. But yeah, there's.
Speaker 1: That, there's that. There's also so Donald Trump convicted fell in. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're really leaning on that that. We were like, can't
Speaker 1: be president and gonna be convicted felon. He is convicted felon.
Speaker 2: And he is president.
Speaker 1: Now what yeah, the now what is a question being
Speaker 1: asked by both sides. The judge in that case has
Speaker 1: paused legal proceedings after a request from both his lawyers
Speaker 1: and prosecutors, so to put that in legal terms, everybody's
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how the fuck to.
Speaker 3: Deal with this shit.
Speaker 2: It's just like the rest of us.
Speaker 3: See, yeah, judges.
Speaker 1: And lawyers, they're just like us, just like us. But yeah,
Speaker 1: sentencing was scheduled for November twenty sixth, but the Tuesday
Speaker 1: hearing was in response to Trump's motion for the conviction
Speaker 1: to be overturned and the indictment dismissed on the grounds
Speaker 1: the case included some evidence the prosecution should not have
Speaker 1: been able to use per the Supreme Court ruling on
Speaker 1: presidential immunity. Essentially, you can't put me in jail. I'm president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know exactly exactly what are you going to punch
Speaker 1: a man with glasses? What are you going to arrest
Speaker 1: a man who's president?
Speaker 2: No, I guess not. Oh wow, yeah, you're wearing glasses
Speaker 2: and are the president? Yeah, oh yeah, we can't do anything.
Speaker 1: The prosecutors say they want to find a way to
Speaker 1: balance a jury verdict of guilty following the trial that
Speaker 1: has the presumption of regularity and the office of the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, he's going to get it
Speaker 1: thrown out on the grounds off you can't tell me
Speaker 1: what to do on president, Which maybe that's just our
Speaker 1: first glimpse of what this shit is is going to
Speaker 1: look like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it'll be just a lot of ignoring what's happening.
Speaker 4: Because like there was even like a tweet where like
Speaker 4: Elizabeth Warren was like this, he's already breaking the law.
Speaker 4: And it's just so you're like, yeah, hey, so what
Speaker 4: are you going to can you what are your what
Speaker 4: are our options here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because if they if they aren't doing it through the
Speaker 4: normal avenues of like the legal system, then then maybe
Speaker 4: people need to get a little creative here on how
Speaker 4: to uh, you know, manifest the displeasure of voting people
Speaker 4: in a way that can be felt, rather than being like, well,
Speaker 4: the judge threw it out and that's it, and that's it.
Speaker 4: That we have no other options as people, there's no
Speaker 4: other ways to demonstrate if the if the courts didn't
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 2: Then let's just go back to work everyone.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren wrote a tweet that started Donald Trump and
Speaker 1: his transition team are already breaking the law. I would
Speaker 1: know because I wrote the law explaining what the law
Speaker 1: is about, how incoming presidents are required to prevent come
Speaker 1: flocks of interest and sign an ethics agreement. And Amanda
Speaker 1: Ye quote tweeted that and then screencapped to tweet from
Speaker 1: Arr Guys like me are mad for turtle meat is
Speaker 1: his display name miles and said the last decade has
Speaker 1: been the Democrats clinging onto the rule book going, but
Speaker 1: a dog can't play basketball while a dog fucking dunks
Speaker 1: on us over and over. Yeah, just less of that, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with the whole
Speaker 1: last episode of the show video until yeah well.
Speaker 2: Video up on Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What a fun episode.
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, it'll be like watching the video episode with your
Speaker 1: eyes closed.
Speaker 4: It's like reading a book then seeing the movie exactly, and.
Speaker 2: Trust me, the movie will not disappoint.
Speaker 1: There's some very good video clips in tomorrow's episode. Anyways,
Speaker 1: until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, get your flu shot, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,