1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's finally making breakfast practical again 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: with the new Wi Fi toaster router wo Now your 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: toaster is a hot spot in more ways than one. 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: June scroll as you heat your role with Laser Stories, 5 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,760 Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 7 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 2: Those other Bagel bros just don't. 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Sweetwater, Texas. The 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: other day, a door dash driver named Neil Cooper made 10 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: a very strange delivery to a local motel. The complete 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: list of items hasn't been released, but word has it 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: the delivery included trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, 13 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: and a unicorn pool floating. 14 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 2: Is that just that's just because when you murder, you 15 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 2: want to do it for fun? 16 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? Was the unicorn and pool float added as a 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: distraction for the other kidnapping slash murdery tools. Not really sure, 18 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: But that didn't work on Neil because he saw that 19 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: and immediately called the cops. 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: Good are people doing crime so lazy? Okay, Like they 21 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 2: can't go out and get. 22 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: Their own supplies anymore, They're just gonna like door dash them. 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: Isn't it possible, though, that some kids just wanted to 24 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: play like a really realistic game of. 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 2: Cops and robbers. Yeah, at a motel, Yeah, make it 26 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 2: super real. I don't think it is. 27 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: Well, when officers showed up at the motel, the man 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: behind the door refused to leave, and he warned police 29 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: that he was armed with Yeah, there's all the validation 30 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: you need that you judge the list correctly. Well, that 31 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: didn't stop cops from forcing their way in, and they 32 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: found a hostage inside. 33 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 2: This person's life. 34 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: Luckily for all, the criminal was apprehended and the hostage 35 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: was rescued, but after running a background check, deputies found 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: the hostage also had an outstanding warrant. 37 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 2: I mean, so they are held hostage. It's like at 38 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: that point the cops don't feel that way. 39 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: They put them both in the back of the patrol 40 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: car and took them both to jail. 41 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: Afterwards. 42 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: A lot of people praise the door jass driver for 43 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: acting fast after seeing all the red flags. 44 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 2: Others weren't really sure. 45 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: One person commented saying, quote, I'm glad it worked out 46 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: for the best of this time, but do you really 47 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: want your DoorDash driver deciding that your order sounds suspicious 48 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: and calling the cops on you. Yeah, yeah, you're ordering 49 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: duct taped zip ties in a shovel. Yet next yeah, 50 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 1: I order like a bunch of snacks. 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 2: Are gonna be like this guy's depressed. Yeah, and all 52 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 2: this good stuff, But you would like a hug from 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: that person. 54 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: It went on to say, I want to tell that 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: driver you don't get paid to think you get paid 56 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: to deliver stuff. Okay, but he saved the day. 57 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 2: Let's go to your next lazer story. 58 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: Out of Australia, the Craigsley Community Kindergarten in Brisbane just 59 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: sent out an email to the families of kids who attend, 60 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: saying they could have the pleasure of taking home a 61 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: curated portfolio of their child's art work, all for the 62 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: lolow price of only one thousand. 63 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars. Wait a minute, wait, wait a minute, 64 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 2: charge them for their own kids, their own kids. 65 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: It included all the scribbles, definitely some very baroque finger paintings, 66 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: even a couple of pictures of the kids making the art. Shockingly, 67 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: the parents did not think that was a reasonable request. Sorry, 68 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: if there's kids listening, throw it away. 69 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 2: Your art is meaningless and useless, just so much of 70 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 2: your developed to hear this more quantity over quality again. 71 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: And when when the daycare explained that this was all 72 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: part of a fundraiser to help pay the school's bills, 73 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: the parents became even more enraged since it was a 74 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: community childcare center funded by the government. Okay, and that's 75 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: when one unknown mom took matters into her own hands 76 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: and broke into the center at midnight, stealing all of 77 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: the children's works of art. 78 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 2: School I think. 79 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: Well, after cooler heads prevailed, the works were recovered and 80 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: are being returned to their rightful owners. 81 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 2: That's good the daycare wait there giving it back to 82 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 2: the daycare. I'm just kidding. 83 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: The police gave the drawings of stick figures and finger 84 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: paintings straight to the parents free of charge. 85 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 2: There you go. Refrigerators rejoice everywhere. Nowhord on it. 86 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: If the daycare will be sending out bills asking for 87 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: a reimbursement, Yeah, right, but honestly, wouldn't put it past 88 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 1: the next day. 89 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 2: It's just ransom, all right, ten bucks, we're not giving 90 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 2: your kids back. Then they double think that one actually 91 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 2: don't want this. 92 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 1: Next laser shory is out of gen generation means a 93 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: writer for a popular publication ask people of all ages 94 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 1: for their best advice on flirting, and she boiled their 95 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: comments down to one line for each generation. Interesting. 96 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 2: So the boomer's advice for how to flirt is. 97 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: Be yourself and be respectful. I agree, because old men 98 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: are always really respectful. Yeah, you should smile, lory, I 99 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 1: would respect you more if you did, or as. 100 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: It's so good what I'm complimenting you, or. 101 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,919 Speaker 1: As one old guy put it, they'll eventually get to 102 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: meet the real you, so why not. 103 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 2: Now, well that's the thing they better know now. 104 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: Generation x's advice was be funny, interesting, and interest dead. 105 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: Actually yeah, other words, don't be too stiff, don't be boring, 106 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: and also listen to what they have to say. Yeah 107 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: what yes, perfect and what they have to say totally. 108 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: As for millennials, they suggest to flirt well by being 109 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: friendly and witty. 110 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, sarcasm sarcasm goes away is the. 111 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of similar advice. Being funny or quick witted 112 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: should definitely help you. And just don't be a huge jerk. Okay, 113 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: so that's kind of the millennial advice. And then finally, 114 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 1: what does gen Z say? About being a good flirt, 115 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: be complimentary, cheeky and authentic. 116 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,479 Speaker 2: Everyone like, yeah, yeah. 117 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: Genuine, be yourself. 118 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 2: Do you be funny, be entertaining. That's a lot of 119 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 2: things to be and I feel like a lot of pressure. 120 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 2: Just be alive. 121 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: Yeah. 122 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 2: I make eye contacts. That's basically all I gotta do. Yeah. 123 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: All the people involved in the survey added that they 124 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: didn't want their boundaries crossed either, of course, but they 125 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,280 Speaker 1: did want to laugh and have fun with the flirtee. 126 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 2: Okay, so dark humor, baby. 127 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: Or something shocking. 128 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 2: It's a line that some people can't understand. Yeah, you know, well, 129 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 2: it's kind of like this guy. 130 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: He has no boundaries at the moment, so you can 131 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 1: go ahead have as much fun as. 132 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 2: You want, and he's going to be into it. That's 133 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 2: how means Laser Stories has come to it. End of 134 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday, 135 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.