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Speaker 1: Already shouting this out on the text messages. How would
Speaker 1: they even though that we're recording right now? Well, you
Speaker 1: know we got text messages during the alpice Strand Morning
Speaker 1: Show this morning Thursday, the fifth startup Startupoklyn Boys. Okay,
Speaker 1: so people like, is there another new episode today. By
Speaker 1: the way, we're playing the boys are back in town.
Speaker 1: You're like, what do you mean back in town? We
Speaker 1: had an episode last week, episode fifty. Well we put
Speaker 1: that together two weeks ago, two and a half weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I posted it while Scary was on a cruise
Speaker 1: ship all over Hawaii yelling at me to post a podcast.
Speaker 1: Post the podcad I was so I wanted to post
Speaker 1: it on Tuesday. I'm like, dude, it's Wednesday night, freaking podcast.
Speaker 1: But I had to do some editing, putting some more
Speaker 1: pieces together. I had to find uh, the uncomplete, complete,
Speaker 1: longest version possible of the disgustingly filthy wedding phone tap
Speaker 1: on deep putting my lips, Yeah, read my lips when
Speaker 1: she says, so give me that. What's the bottom line?
Speaker 1: What's my bottom line? I'm trying to fight out your
Speaker 1: bottom line? Yeah. And I'm sorry, by the way for
Speaker 1: the one that I phoned town. People are like, you know,
Speaker 1: you really mess with that girl. She sounds like she
Speaker 1: was an agonizing pain, made a cry, you know, you
Speaker 1: know what, she was an entitled accusably But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: a queen bee and you know what, and and and
Speaker 1: it's this is life's lessons. Her father was teaching her
Speaker 1: a lesson. You have to remember, we don't air these,
Speaker 1: we don't put them up on the podcast unless they
Speaker 1: laughed and they enjoyed it and it was positive. If
Speaker 1: we told her it was a praying phone call and
Speaker 1: she was like, hey, we wouldn't we wouldn't post it.
Speaker 1: It was the fact that she was like she came
Speaker 1: around and she's like, I guess I deserved this. I
Speaker 1: was really losing my mind. That's why her father wanted
Speaker 1: her like hold a mirror up to herself and go,
Speaker 1: this is we're not malicious, but we're not malicious. So
Speaker 1: you actually asked me what episode this was before we
Speaker 1: hit record, Like, well, because I'm on vacation. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm six hours behind. I cannot get ripped away six
Speaker 1: hours to be funny, I'm not time. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: right with myself. Man, I went to Hawaii over the break,
Speaker 1: getting six hours behind. Is he anyone who doesn't follow,
Speaker 1: who follows you on social media doesn't know you went
Speaker 1: to It was very discreet. My postings were very it
Speaker 1: was fifteen minutes you didn't post. Is that when you
Speaker 1: mean discreet that fifteen minute window. You know who gave
Speaker 1: me a little sarcastic uh like love in the hallway
Speaker 1: yesterday was our old friend Carolina Bermudez. Oh yeah, she's like, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: how do you do. I haven't seen you in a while. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't realize that someone said you went
Speaker 1: to Hawaii, But I never would have noticed that. What
Speaker 1: do you mean just I don't know what. Just a
Speaker 1: rumor was that you went there. But it was very,
Speaker 1: very subtle, very subtle she was. She was trying to
Speaker 1: be sarcastic over every meal, every drink, every island, every boat,
Speaker 1: every submarine. I mean, it was a great trip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was. I was six hours behind because Hawaii
Speaker 1: has its own time zone. But you didn't know that,
Speaker 1: did The uns of Hawaii are its own time zone,
Speaker 1: and it's it's three hours behind l A, six hours
Speaker 1: behind us here in New York City. Uh, you aren't
Speaker 1: talking to me, right, you were talking to the people
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. I know this, of course, I've
Speaker 1: been there. I know a right. You know I got arrested.
Speaker 1: Don't have to educate you. I got arrested on Maui
Speaker 1: jump bail. That was the story. Yeah, but um and
Speaker 1: I just a worried about this, and you know whatever,
Speaker 1: you want to play the jingle on me, play the
Speaker 1: freaking jingle. But I have to tell you most of
Speaker 1: our listeners have never been Hawaii, and prior to this trip,
Speaker 1: I had never been to Hawaii. And I'm so lucky
Speaker 1: to be going and doing this. So that's first of all,
Speaker 1: that's the reason why my overposting because I was so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is like a brand new world. First
Speaker 1: time in Hawaii, first time I ever was up in
Speaker 1: a helicopter, so I I wouldn't do that, okay. And
Speaker 1: then the first time I was ever below the seat
Speaker 1: uh in a submarine that was pretty cool. Those were
Speaker 1: all first for me. And I had bucket list, you
Speaker 1: know that the bucket list items. I was like checking
Speaker 1: out box like that. You're gonna put together a compilation
Speaker 1: video that people can go and watch in case they
Speaker 1: missed your snap stories stories. I have it. I do
Speaker 1: have it, but I'm not posting it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to put you through it again. I do have a question,
Speaker 1: and this is not a sponsor slipping. We've been very
Speaker 1: upfront that Norwegian Cruise Line is a partner of ours
Speaker 1: and and and by the way, for sponsorship I D purposes.
Speaker 1: Norwegian sent me on this and I'm I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you I think you legally need to mention that
Speaker 1: on a podcast, which just shows you the kind of
Speaker 1: ment you all mentioned they were a sponsor without slipping
Speaker 1: it in. Yes, that that wasn't I have a question.
Speaker 1: You went out on a boat. This was a daily excursion.
Speaker 1: I assume you went out on a boat, not a ship,
Speaker 1: but a boat, and a submarine came out from under
Speaker 1: the water and met you. It was the freakiest thing,
Speaker 1: was well, because yeah, so so the guy. So basically,
Speaker 1: how was that a submarine that moves around or it's
Speaker 1: like twent leagues under to see a disney where it
Speaker 1: went down to came back. No, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: an actual submarine that trails the floor. You a little
Speaker 1: freaked out because I have to be hot freaked out.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm not closetrophobic in a normal situation,
Speaker 1: but if I get like in a cramped, dark like
Speaker 1: locked room, I get a little like a little freaky
Speaker 1: your bedroom like that. Yeah, no, like I couldn't be
Speaker 1: in prison. That's why I don't commit crimes. But like
Speaker 1: on Mission Space at Disney, if you haven't been a
Speaker 1: Mission Space, there's the two different road the rides. There's
Speaker 1: the one wh they spin you really fast that we
Speaker 1: vomits on, and then the other one. I go, oh,
Speaker 1: it's less it's less impactful. So I went on that,
Speaker 1: And if you haven't been on that, they you get
Speaker 1: in this like um it's like a storage shed that
Speaker 1: makes you feel like you're in a space capsule. And
Speaker 1: you sit in this thing and the command buttons in
Speaker 1: the screen are like six ft ahead in front of you.
Speaker 1: You can reach your arms out little room, stretch your legs,
Speaker 1: but then the latches come down over your shoulders, the
Speaker 1: big head restraint. I can see how you can get closer.
Speaker 1: You no wait, and then the entire thing in front
Speaker 1: of you, with all the screens comes at you, bro
Speaker 1: comes at you, and it's like right in front of
Speaker 1: you like you're playing a video game. But the wall
Speaker 1: is next to you, right next to you on the right,
Speaker 1: the person's right next to you on the left, and
Speaker 1: you're in there, locked in. I got a little like
Speaker 1: like a clustrophobic and I did not enjoy that. Well,
Speaker 1: so no, wait, so when I was watching you in
Speaker 1: the submarine, I started thinking, like, would I be okay
Speaker 1: in the submarine? I think you'd be fine. Um, you
Speaker 1: know with these Norwegian with with the cruise line, we
Speaker 1: went on all these excursions and this submarine was one.
Speaker 1: It was a touristy thing that we did. But that
Speaker 1: was such a ship right even just like no we
Speaker 1: went from the ship and we said, hey, but the
Speaker 1: ship arranged it. The ship arranged it because you go
Speaker 1: through the ship's well. See that's the thing about Norwegian.
Speaker 1: They do all the work for you. Again. Not not
Speaker 1: a commercial for though, but I've been on cruises where
Speaker 1: they hand you a pamphlet every day. We woke up
Speaker 1: into New Island and it was like boom, today we
Speaker 1: will landed in Maui. Here, here are five things to
Speaker 1: choose from. And I'm like, oh, I want to go
Speaker 1: in the submarine. So I signed up with a submarine.
Speaker 1: I get they take you. You go to the shore,
Speaker 1: you go on a boat and they go in the
Speaker 1: middle of the Pacific Ocean and in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 1: the guy goes all right, everybody, get your cameras ready
Speaker 1: because the submarine is coming to pick us all up.
Speaker 1: And obviously the joke is from underground. So you so
Speaker 1: you're sitting there watching. You're in the middle of the ocean,
Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean, and you your cameras are all focused,
Speaker 1: and they said, all right, coming up in ten nine eight,
Speaker 1: and you can hear them broadcasting from the submarine with
Speaker 1: the countdown, And as soon as it goes three to
Speaker 1: one in the middle of nowhere, a fucking submarine just
Speaker 1: pops up from like dramatically, And I put this on
Speaker 1: my social because I'm like, holy ship. I've never seen
Speaker 1: this in real life. Usually it's the opposite. Usually it's
Speaker 1: like the Titanic, where the stuff is just going down.
Speaker 1: You don't see footage of of a ship or a submarine.
Speaker 1: It was very you know, it was intense. And then
Speaker 1: you get off the ship, the boat that you're on,
Speaker 1: and you board the submarine and you climb a ladder
Speaker 1: down and they seem like a plank you to walk across,
Speaker 1: like a set up a little bridge, and then you
Speaker 1: walk across. It's all It's safe for even grandma. If
Speaker 1: Grandma wants to go. It's a touristy thing, and everybody
Speaker 1: sits in their seats and it's comfortable, a little chair.
Speaker 1: How long did you go into war and everybody's got
Speaker 1: a window? About forty five minutes and and then they
Speaker 1: take you around underwater two thousand year old world reefs. Shark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw one shark, a baby shark. I saw a
Speaker 1: couple of eel uh, and then I've seen other Yeah.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of a lot of colorful fish.
Speaker 1: Did you see anything that you're like, oh, I've eaten that. No,
Speaker 1: because a lot of the fish were No. No, they
Speaker 1: weren't like Atlantic Ocean non specials like white fish fish now.
Speaker 1: But but it was more of like the you know
Speaker 1: when your friend has a fan that one friend has
Speaker 1: a fancy fish tank. It was those fish. The ones
Speaker 1: would all colors and neon colors and yeah that so
Speaker 1: so that was awesome. And then then the day after
Speaker 1: that is when I went up in a helicopter. We
Speaker 1: were they say, the only way to see the island
Speaker 1: of Kauai is by helicopter, and I'm like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: go on that excursion today. Let me tell you. When
Speaker 1: I was up in that, it was Florida ceiling windows.
Speaker 1: You would not have fared well, Brodie. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the dashboard and all the controls has an entire piece
Speaker 1: and it was like going and it was moved violently
Speaker 1: in the air. Were in the air, and I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: is that supposed to be doing that. It shouldn't. Looks
Speaker 1: like something is unscrewed there. And they're like, that is
Speaker 1: normal helicopter movement. It's supposed to move. I'm like, the
Speaker 1: whole held helicopter look like it was like it was moving,
Speaker 1: like they were parts inside the helicopter that were moving.
Speaker 1: By the way, as you're telling this story, you're shaking
Speaker 1: and there are parts of you moving that. There's parts
Speaker 1: of me jiggling. That's what was going on. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: most beautiful and breathtaking I've ever seen of Kauai. By
Speaker 1: the way, my girlfriend started crying, and I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you okay, okay? Do I need to pass you a
Speaker 1: bar bag? Which, by the way, they call them comfort bags.
Speaker 1: That's not sure to coat this, it's a bar fag. Well,
Speaker 1: so she was like, She's like, I'm like, why are
Speaker 1: you crying? She said, It's just so beautiful, and they
Speaker 1: play and you are wearing headphones and you have you know,
Speaker 1: you have a microphone that you could talk to the pilot. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what are these you have to go first night? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just for effect. And then and she and she's like
Speaker 1: well as soon as also they start playing Jurassic Park
Speaker 1: music in your headphones, so you feel it. And then
Speaker 1: and then there's a moment where they take you or
Speaker 1: you would not do it well at this part. They
Speaker 1: take you into a canyon and you descend into a
Speaker 1: canyon inside the helicopter and you're hovering over the canyon
Speaker 1: and and the helicopter propellers are going and you're going,
Speaker 1: and that's the sound, and then the dashboard ships making
Speaker 1: that that violent little shape. And then the guy does
Speaker 1: a three sixty aerial so you can see three sixty
Speaker 1: around you. You spin and place slowly, and then all
Speaker 1: around you is a canyon and you're literally suspended in
Speaker 1: a canyon where no human can go except for helicopters.
Speaker 1: Like you can't get there by car, you can't hike there.
Speaker 1: That's not Christy Canyon. You don't want to. Everybody's been there, Ohio.
Speaker 1: But a point star for those of you who know
Speaker 1: she is anyway. So I have a question what I
Speaker 1: have done better in the helicopter or the submarine. But
Speaker 1: they give you a DVD of your entire experience when
Speaker 1: you come back of the helicopter. Helicopter with the helicopter,
Speaker 1: so there's a there's a seven camera system that's in place,
Speaker 1: and they warned you everything that you ask on the
Speaker 1: microphone is videotaped. All the video of you inside the helicopter.
Speaker 1: If you crap your pants, you're in trouble, right, And
Speaker 1: and then outside the helicopter they do shots of what
Speaker 1: they show you. What's what you're looking at? Now? I
Speaker 1: will say this, Um, you don't want to you know,
Speaker 1: we got the v DVD. I haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: but UM, I have it. I lived it, and it's nice.
Speaker 1: It's a nice memory, a nice um memento. I guess
Speaker 1: was that a mentor? Yeah? Whatever? Did you and Robin
Speaker 1: go at any nude beaches? No? We went to a
Speaker 1: black sand beach where the sand was actually black. It
Speaker 1: was a volcanic ash. Why has it got to be
Speaker 1: a black sand? Thing can be? You know what? Black
Speaker 1: sand matters? I don't. I don't see color when it
Speaker 1: comes to sand. Well, they have a green sand beach too.
Speaker 1: We do get to see that. And then we went
Speaker 1: to see a uh oh, there was a oh the waterfalls.
Speaker 1: By the way, that was not a political statement in
Speaker 1: any way. That was a spoof play on words. That's all.
Speaker 1: I think Adis are small enough to know that. All right, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I need you to be I need you to answer me,
Speaker 1: Answer me honestly, Answer me honestley. How many days after
Speaker 1: you got home did you keep posting pictures and video
Speaker 1: like you were still there? And I say that because
Speaker 1: you texted me about tipping on the cruise ship, which
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about in a minute. You said how
Speaker 1: much should I tip? The cruise is over? But then
Speaker 1: like two or three days you kept putting up pictures
Speaker 1: in video like you were still in Hawaii. What's going
Speaker 1: on there? What was that about? Because I know we
Speaker 1: stayed in Honolulu two extra nights. Okay. I felt like
Speaker 1: you were trying to milk the social No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I actually stopped the social media when I
Speaker 1: when I left the cruise, So yeah, you can't get
Speaker 1: me on that one. But I was, I was in Honolulu.
Speaker 1: I was still on Waikiki Beach. We were staying there,
Speaker 1: and I gotta say, Waikiki Beach, that is the Disney
Speaker 1: World of of Hawaii because it was just kids and
Speaker 1: kids and families and oh my god. And and then
Speaker 1: there were all these stores that you would find at
Speaker 1: a mall, like an upscale mall outside, so I felt
Speaker 1: like I was on part South Beach. But then there's
Speaker 1: mountains and tropical trees and palm trees everywhere. It was.
Speaker 1: It was an interesting mix. But Waikiki Beach heavily touristy,
Speaker 1: and I don't need to go to Coach to buy
Speaker 1: a coach bag. Um, yeah, when I can do that.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know why people shop there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, you could shop in your own because
Speaker 1: you don't know where in the world they're from. You know,
Speaker 1: there's that they could be from Japan and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wanna go to Coach Okay, then maybe that's from Australia. Well,
Speaker 1: those two that you mentioned, like Tokyo gets a lot
Speaker 1: because it's seven hour flights in Tokyo and Japan, right,
Speaker 1: and then Australia there's a lot of tourists from this.
Speaker 1: The world goes around, right, not flat. They crushed the
Speaker 1: international dateline and come in the opposite Director's right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: so so so Hawaii is accessible to both very readily,
Speaker 1: and they have as many tourists from the far East
Speaker 1: as they do, you know, from California, because a lot
Speaker 1: of West Coast people go there. It's five hour flaw.
Speaker 1: Did you get to meet the World Championship Little League team?
Speaker 1: Did not? But they were, they were all the rage.
Speaker 1: I will say one thing, though, I gotta give a
Speaker 1: big fuck you to the Weather Channel, if I may
Speaker 1: change that, because you flew into post volcano and mostly
Speaker 1: post was hurricane, hurricane hurricane. All right, listen, we are
Speaker 1: to blame the media. I'm gonna just we are not
Speaker 1: the media, okay, for all intents and purposes. See how
Speaker 1: I got that right. It's not intensive purposes. It's for
Speaker 1: all intents and purposes. We are the media in this case,
Speaker 1: big Grammar police segment coming up later, by the way,
Speaker 1: shout out Rich Felts. So the Weather Channel had had
Speaker 1: this whole run up about hurricanes and craziness headed towards Hawaii, Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Notice how they say Hawaii, because it's that's a sensationalistic
Speaker 1: statement on the part of the Weather Channel, like the
Speaker 1: media does. They took you saw for days pictures and
Speaker 1: video of all kinds of everything except an avalanche. Right here.
Speaker 1: You saw trees uprooted, you know, like that root forty
Speaker 1: six video you posted of cars on top of cars, floods,
Speaker 1: floods and water for two kinds of animal, animal and
Speaker 1: stay away, we gotta we gotta cat and we did
Speaker 1: give you shipped for it all lying in the hurricane
Speaker 1: you what are you doing? Scary? You know, because of
Speaker 1: of We were all victims of of media outlets like
Speaker 1: the Weather Channel, because all they talk about is weather.
Speaker 1: That's your entire life. Wait a minute, are you telling
Speaker 1: me the Weather Channel all they talk about his weather.
Speaker 1: That's all they do, you know. And all they do
Speaker 1: is kept someone watching the Weather Channel. Not once did
Speaker 1: they cook a meal. I understand that. Well when I
Speaker 1: get when I finally get to Hawaiian no home improvement
Speaker 1: on the Weather Channel. I got this Sunday evening. The
Speaker 1: weather was bombing and cloudy, but that was it, and
Speaker 1: there like we're still waiting for the rain hit here.
Speaker 1: What a joke. And then in the days that followed,
Speaker 1: I finally went to this place called Hlo with the island.
Speaker 1: What's on the big island Halo, and they drove us
Speaker 1: past the tour guy drove us past the five block
Speaker 1: radius that one of the of the media coverage what
Speaker 1: was So they're like, this is the area that you
Speaker 1: kept seeing on all the weather stations and it was
Speaker 1: for three days straight of a continuous loop. We'd like
Speaker 1: to say thank you, but no thank you to mainland
Speaker 1: US weather media outlets because you fucked us on our
Speaker 1: tourism and you know what you did. You scared away
Speaker 1: people and potential commerce that could have been supporting Hawaii
Speaker 1: and going there, but instead hundreds of people canceled their trips,
Speaker 1: maybe thousands and decided, oh, I'm not going anywhere near
Speaker 1: there now. You fucked everybody over Weather Channel. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: Weather Channel because that's what you do weather and you
Speaker 1: guys were definitely one of the major people that got
Speaker 1: me scared, my girlfriend scared, and everyone else in line scared.
Speaker 1: I had to keep calling the people in Norwegian and
Speaker 1: I kept calling them like, Hey, do you have anybody
Speaker 1: on the ground over there in Honolulu? Can you tell
Speaker 1: me what's going on? Is this thing gonna hit? What's happening.
Speaker 1: Is it dangerous? Should I not show up? And they
Speaker 1: were like, We're never gonna put you in harm's way.
Speaker 1: Why would we put you? I mean you would know
Speaker 1: we would cancel the cruise, we would cancel your hotel.
Speaker 1: Let let me know. And I gotta tell you, Brody,
Speaker 1: you know what I fell victim to the media. Well,
Speaker 1: my friend, my movie theater friend old it was thirty
Speaker 1: cents movie theater friend. Uh he got free dessert when
Speaker 1: he was there because the hotel he was staying at
Speaker 1: the ceiling leaked from the storm. And this was last
Speaker 1: week two. He was that, Yeah, so he got there
Speaker 1: was a category four. Well it hadn't you know? It
Speaker 1: was projected to be rubber landed. Let's make that clear.
Speaker 1: That's correct. Landed is a category one or and it
Speaker 1: only parts of the white He got it. The Big
Speaker 1: Island got it. So Hannolulu got ship. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: got an upgrade. Who are safer hotel? And he got
Speaker 1: free texted me goes, I just got free dessert. I
Speaker 1: complained that we were too close to uh the water
Speaker 1: and there are a lot of trees and or whatever.
Speaker 1: He got upgrade to a better hotel and he said
Speaker 1: he was fine. It was a category one, a little
Speaker 1: bit of rain, but they started a great time in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: You're right, it wasn't. But they have to they have
Speaker 1: to say it's bad. Number one, you're gonna watch number two.
Speaker 1: If they say it's ratings, you said it right there,
Speaker 1: Number one, you're gonna watch. Okay, But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: And then I have a clip I want to play
Speaker 1: them off my phone that I'm living about. If they
Speaker 1: tell you it's gonna be okay and and you get blasted,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be upset. So so prepare for the worst,
Speaker 1: hope for the best, but don't start. Don't but be specific.
Speaker 1: When you're in your coverage. Tell everybody, hey, this is
Speaker 1: look at a map. These are the Hawaiian islands. And
Speaker 1: we are focusing, we are hyper focusing on this one
Speaker 1: area that's getting sucked. There are five boroughs of Manhattan, right, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens.
Speaker 1: Was gonna hit Manhattan right, and the floodwaters are gonna
Speaker 1: come up of the Manhattan. They would say New York
Speaker 1: City is getting pounded. No, but stop, that's wrong. You
Speaker 1: You gotta focus on the area of concentration. And I'll
Speaker 1: always tell people and make everybody fully not everyone's a professional.
Speaker 1: Now everybody knows about geography. So I didn't know if
Speaker 1: you say Hawaii, Hawaii is a big place, did you
Speaker 1: look at it on a map. It's got five long
Speaker 1: islands with different areas. You can you can you imagine
Speaker 1: five long islands, like we have a long island here
Speaker 1: in New York. That's it's one is good. It's but
Speaker 1: like you're talking about Big Island, which is the far east,
Speaker 1: the easternmost island, which is the big Island. It's the
Speaker 1: one that has ConA on it, which with the coffee people.
Speaker 1: Big Island, it's got no it's called it's a big island,
Speaker 1: and it's got Hilo on one side and Kna don't
Speaker 1: big island. Don't test me on this. Kona is a
Speaker 1: city is it is an area of it on the
Speaker 1: western side, and Hilo is on the eastern side. So
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is say, specifically Big Island Hilo, and
Speaker 1: that is just five of the Hawaiian islands. By the way,
Speaker 1: if the official name of the Big Island is Hawaii,
Speaker 1: no big Island, it's the Hawaiian Islands. You got oahu Owah,
Speaker 1: who's got Honolulu you got, you got uh Maui, you
Speaker 1: got uh uh Kauai is another one, right, you got Lanai.
Speaker 1: And there's two other ones we didn't go to. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Did you have sex on every island? No?
Speaker 1: We didn't. How many islands did you? Did you? I
Speaker 1: had a sex on Wanna Peka Pepe and then once
Speaker 1: on Wanta Lickey Dickey all right, kind of like a
Speaker 1: kind of like pop a Burgess, Meredith from Grumpy Old Men,
Speaker 1: kind of like a pokey. So we're talking about storms
Speaker 1: and dat and water and what's not. But it's if
Speaker 1: if Yeah, because for a second you were like, all right,
Speaker 1: So there's a commercial that runs a lot during the news,
Speaker 1: watch cable news. This commercial runs a lot, and I
Speaker 1: want to preface what I'm about to say because if
Speaker 1: you see the commercial after I play this clip and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's not it's a commercial about a
Speaker 1: veteran and his wife talking about this insurance company and
Speaker 1: how great they take care of veterans, and that's great,
Speaker 1: nothing but love for veterans, you know that. But the
Speaker 1: woman on the commercial says something that I just find
Speaker 1: to be like, they're talking about how I think the
Speaker 1: water heater broke and the water went everywhere and ruined
Speaker 1: the house. And this insurance company covered it and they
Speaker 1: took care of him and she So this is what
Speaker 1: she says. This is what she says. She's an adult
Speaker 1: woman who owns a home. She says this, I had
Speaker 1: no idea damage the water could do. Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: I had no idea the amount that had no idea
Speaker 1: the amount of what we hold on, no idea of
Speaker 1: damage the water could do. She had no idea. She
Speaker 1: had no idea the amount of damage water could do.
Speaker 1: First of all, have you never seen the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 1: Have you never seen a country after a tsunami? She
Speaker 1: had no idea that damage that water could do? Are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? Hunt? I mean? Is that it was?
Speaker 1: It's I don't believe it's a scripted commercial. It looks
Speaker 1: like they're like, tell us about your home. The water
Speaker 1: heat a broke. I guess the water ruined the wooden floor,
Speaker 1: It ruined your carpeting, It ate away the ceiling, the floor,
Speaker 1: whatever it did. I feel terrible for you, But you're
Speaker 1: gonna look at me as an adult, married woman, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, no ideage the water could do. You
Speaker 1: had no idea the amount of damage water could do.
Speaker 1: Manhattan originally wasn't an island until the rivers went around
Speaker 1: it and ate away the water the land. But you
Speaker 1: didn't know, You're not a damage that water could do.
Speaker 1: You don't see hurricanes, the devastation and flooding, the video
Speaker 1: on my Instagram photo of cars smashing into each other
Speaker 1: in the river. But you, you a grown woman, look
Speaker 1: into the camera and and with a straight face. Water.
Speaker 1: There's no idea, Holy shit, what happened in my house?
Speaker 1: What had everything's wet and damaged? What could have caused that?
Speaker 1: I had no idea the amount of damaged water couldn't do.
Speaker 1: I was there. I don't don't understand. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Where were you raised in the desert. I had no
Speaker 1: idea that damage water could do, no idea. Conversely, if
Speaker 1: you want to say, people, if you want to say,
Speaker 1: it did even more damage than I anticipated, right, I
Speaker 1: expected that, but there was war damage. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: no idea the damage water could do. None never occurred
Speaker 1: to me. I never saw a movie about a tidal
Speaker 1: wave crashing on the shores. People get caught undertoe. It
Speaker 1: sucks him right out. Not everyone's in the submarine. You
Speaker 1: know you can drown. No idea the damage maker. Imagine
Speaker 1: that woman. Our house burned down. It was terrible. I
Speaker 1: had no idea that damage fire could do like that,
Speaker 1: don't you know? I had no idea how much damage
Speaker 1: a bullet can do. Yeah, my uncle was bitten in
Speaker 1: half by a great white shark. I had no idea
Speaker 1: to damage a shark could do. No idea the damage
Speaker 1: water could do. All right, Sorry, not go for it, man,
Speaker 1: let it out. I got more stuff to let out.
Speaker 1: I just I can't. I can't with her. And uh,
Speaker 1: by the way that I love the way people make fun. Though.
Speaker 1: People were joking on the on on Oahu about the hurricane.
Speaker 1: On one final note here, they had shirts they were
Speaker 1: selling all around the island. I survived Hurricane Lane because
Speaker 1: it never happened. They barely got precipitation on that island. Um,
Speaker 1: I do have a what would Brody do? Moment um.
Speaker 1: While I was staying at the hotel, there was this guy.
Speaker 1: He was being very dramatical. I would have complained. Remind
Speaker 1: me of so there was a we we were privy
Speaker 1: to a process, the process by which we had out
Speaker 1: at the airport. So if you don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: you better know what that better? Now don't it's an
Speaker 1: inside joke and you're not listening in order? Oh can
Speaker 1: I read it? Not? Hold on? If you don't know
Speaker 1: that joke, you better go back. Listen to this song
Speaker 1: right here, We'll tell you what fucking points. Start end
Speaker 1: up from zero. Now, your hair start end up from zero. Now,
Speaker 1: the whole shows crystal glass start end up from zero. Now,
Speaker 1: your hair start end up from zero. So it makes
Speaker 1: us what your hair people? Dammit so much crap. You
Speaker 1: want a hair start us up from zero? It's our rule.
Speaker 1: You mustet hair start us up from zero. Let's be claimed,
Speaker 1: start us up from zero, wall, get the funk out
Speaker 1: of hair. Little that's a little much A couple of things, uh,
Speaker 1: in terms of that jingle. By the way, my cough
Speaker 1: is good. Everybodyho asked about my bronchitis. I'm cured. I'm
Speaker 1: done that one of my kids has bronchitis because of
Speaker 1: may so I feel terrible about it. So I've been
Speaker 1: sick for like six weeks. I'm good now. But before
Speaker 1: that six weeks, I was said, if you didn't know,
Speaker 1: listen to that jingle and start over now, you know.
Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna come out with the next couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, couple episodes. I have a new opening song,
Speaker 1: and I'm right working on new show opener. I think
Speaker 1: we should go into the studio together and record something
Speaker 1: I'm feeling it. Well, maybe maybe we can just opener
Speaker 1: that I'm doing. Maybe we'll sing it, okay, because do
Speaker 1: you do know that that's us singing on it's a
Speaker 1: country song. I have a country song idea. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well you know that's us on the Brooklyn Boys, the
Speaker 1: Boys from Brooklyn. Yeah, that's us. So speaking of listening
Speaker 1: in order, Alan underscore Kennedy five on five on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You guys, fucking rock NonStop entertainment. I just found the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast two weeks ago and I've listened to
Speaker 1: all of the shows. How's it possible hold on in
Speaker 1: order because I'm not a dip shit? Well, Alan, on
Speaker 1: the scook they come out and come up for air.
Speaker 1: Did he did they serve him? I don't know. He
Speaker 1: sent me around, he sent all his meals to his house.
Speaker 1: He sent me a grammar police from online. Uh, yes,
Speaker 1: that he was aching or administering. He had to be
Speaker 1: walking around with ear buds all day. How do you
Speaker 1: how do you catch up that quick? You have to
Speaker 1: listen to like three a day, three or four. It's
Speaker 1: a lot many. Um yeah, so as I was, because
Speaker 1: I'm not a dip shit. Um so I was. So
Speaker 1: we were out by the pool, and of course you
Speaker 1: and you and the girl privy to this guy who
Speaker 1: sat down on the lounge chair next to us, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he goes, oh, and there was
Speaker 1: this a scratch across his calf. He cut his calf,
Speaker 1: brings baby cows to the He cut his calf on
Speaker 1: a piece that was sticking out. It was a wicker
Speaker 1: It was a wicker piece that got loose on the
Speaker 1: near the foot of the chair. And he started bleeding.
Speaker 1: But then he sat there and he says, no, He's like,
Speaker 1: we got He's gonna let it bleed. He's like he
Speaker 1: started taking pictures of the of the jagged edge, no
Speaker 1: relation to them. Was he speaking words of wisdom and
Speaker 1: he and he was taking pictures of his cut. Very
Speaker 1: dramatic because when you don't wipe a cut for like
Speaker 1: forty seconds, the blood is starting to like, you know,
Speaker 1: and was it rusty? And he's like, well, I'm not moving,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything until I see a manager around here.
Speaker 1: And then the security guys come up with their bicycles.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this day got involved, and they
Speaker 1: had these rubber gloves and then they're like, who are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Who are you're we're we're here and witnessed too.
Speaker 1: Are you qualified? Are you qualified to clean my cut?
Speaker 1: Are you? Like? He was making a mountain out of
Speaker 1: a mole hill. Now I understand he was upset because
Speaker 1: he got cut. It was a scratch and he let
Speaker 1: it bleed and there was a piece that was sticking
Speaker 1: out of the lounge chair because I demand to see
Speaker 1: a manager. So they they the two gentlemen help him up.
Speaker 1: They move them over, put him to another chair in
Speaker 1: a shade, and they helped. They cleaned the wound, they
Speaker 1: put the band aids on. Okay, the manager came to
Speaker 1: talk to him. But this guy I can only assume
Speaker 1: was having a wonderful trip up until that point, so
Speaker 1: he spoke to the manager. He got he definitely got
Speaker 1: free dessert. I was trying to eavesdrop, but they were
Speaker 1: out of ear shot at that point. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I really want to hear the end of this. But
Speaker 1: all's well. That ended well. They band did bandage his
Speaker 1: leg up in dramatic fashion. I mean, he had a
Speaker 1: whole freaking gauze thing going around his leg. It didn't
Speaker 1: need that much attention. But I'm thinking of how I
Speaker 1: would have handled that situation that no, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was plastic. It was a plastic you know, the plastic
Speaker 1: brown wicker. It was one of those wicker things that
Speaker 1: came loose and let me zed. He grazed his By
Speaker 1: the way, one of my favorite scenes of all time
Speaker 1: is from one of my TV show favorites of all time,
Speaker 1: and that was a show called Police Squad. And Police
Speaker 1: Squad was a TV show that turned into the Nick
Speaker 1: Gun movies. Yes, but there was a TV show first,
Speaker 1: and then movies were naked done from the files of
Speaker 1: Police Squad Police Guard with six episodes that aired in
Speaker 1: a long time ago. And as uh, he's a detective
Speaker 1: and he's going to interview a witness, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was working on one of those twenty four hour workershops,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious because why would you have a twenty
Speaker 1: four hour workershop? But wicker. I didn't even know her.
Speaker 1: Why is wicker furniture so freaking expensive? Are they making
Speaker 1: it by hand? Is it artisanal wicker? Well, if you
Speaker 1: take a look at how intricate the loops, is a
Speaker 1: machine doing it unless you're maybe they're hand making it.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you if somebody sat there to construct
Speaker 1: a wicker chair when you get the loops, look at
Speaker 1: how he helps someone sitting there, a fortune officer, Macy's
Speaker 1: or whatever alluded you gotta get the It goes over
Speaker 1: and under. If you want a wicker shop or you
Speaker 1: make wicker chairs, explain to me. Why. What's your email address?
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at Gmailcome now, if you
Speaker 1: get me a discount of wicker frone niture from my
Speaker 1: my backyard, then you can tweet me at David at
Speaker 1: David Brody. H oh oh, I got something to tell
Speaker 1: you about that, David Brody in a minute, Hold on,
Speaker 1: but I want to get wicker furniture right. My wife
Speaker 1: and all years ago we got out there furniture. We
Speaker 1: got a glass table, which at the time I was like,
Speaker 1: oh glass, that's nice. Don't buy a glass table. It's
Speaker 1: less money. You clean it all the time you're constantly
Speaker 1: cleaning it. In the winter, you put cover on it. Disagree.
Speaker 1: I love glass because it opens up the room. It
Speaker 1: makes my small apartment look larger. Slice I'm talking about
Speaker 1: outdoor deck. Same thing with the deck. No, because it's
Speaker 1: out in the weather, you get the green mold growing
Speaker 1: under it. And yeah, you don't know about ship. You're
Speaker 1: living in an apartment. I'm talking about. We own a
Speaker 1: house like a man. Listen. So the glass table, the
Speaker 1: wife says we should get like wicker furniture, Like we
Speaker 1: don't need a table for six anymore, with big chairs
Speaker 1: and everything we need like casual whoever comes over, hangs
Speaker 1: out whatever. So I've been looking at wicker furniture. Oh
Speaker 1: it's on sale now, summer's over, right, you look at
Speaker 1: the wicker furniture, like by the way they mark up
Speaker 1: the ship to tell you it's on sale. But I'm
Speaker 1: onto you were fox hashtag worker fox. Uh, you make
Speaker 1: it five thousand and you put it on sale. A
Speaker 1: three thousand sounds like a great deal, right, it's three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for wicker ship. Yeah, they probably cost less
Speaker 1: than a thousand to make the cost a couple of
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It's wicker. It looks like some kids with
Speaker 1: some lanyards put some furniture together and then they put
Speaker 1: cushions on it. And you know what, for three thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: they've better come to my house and put the cushions
Speaker 1: away when the weather is bad and put the cushions
Speaker 1: back out because right now I got the interwoven furniture
Speaker 1: and sits out there all the time. You don't have
Speaker 1: put the cuts the cushions anywhere. There's no cushions. It's
Speaker 1: plenty comfortable. But the wife wants cushions. She's like, you
Speaker 1: can get blue cushions if you want to know you're
Speaker 1: like blue. Oh, there's a concession for three thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to get cushions that I gotta put in it. I
Speaker 1: gotta buy a bin. I gotta buy an eighty dollars
Speaker 1: sun Cast bin. Sun Cast, by the way, a great company. Overpriced. Shit.
Speaker 1: They're rotting reel like eighty bucks to crank the wheel
Speaker 1: and the hose. They're expensive. Don't own a home. You've
Speaker 1: got deep issues, man, I got a lot of issues.
Speaker 1: Sun Cast. So back to the sun Cast. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about sun Cast later. Sun Cast fucked me. Do summers Ago.
Speaker 1: That's a good soda. No sun Cast, good customer service,
Speaker 1: but they still fucked me with good customers. No, no,
Speaker 1: you did drinks. No, no sun kissed, sun kissed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sun Cast anyway, I don't even know where I am.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So I gotta buy a bin to put
Speaker 1: cushions in that I paid three thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 1: Should come with a storage bin. All right, work with
Speaker 1: me here, give me something for free, Give me a
Speaker 1: free cushion bin. So now my wife wants on sale
Speaker 1: three thousand dollar wicker furniture. You never go to somebody's
Speaker 1: house with wicker furniture. You're sitting there for a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. Cushion or no cushions, uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Then you put your arms on the armrest and they're
Speaker 1: scrape in your arms because it's wicker. And if you
Speaker 1: leave your arms in the same place, you get wicker waffles.
Speaker 1: You do, you get wicker waffles hashtag wicker waffles. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants that. They're like, oh, David's been sitting in the
Speaker 1: wicker chair. I don't want that. And you get scrapes
Speaker 1: because if you move your on he gets wicker scrapes,
Speaker 1: so they're not comfortable. You make give me think that
Speaker 1: they should pay me to sit in that not right,
Speaker 1: not comfortable. And then what happens. You go to somebody's
Speaker 1: house has wicker chairs. Oh, come sit in my backyard, right,
Speaker 1: But they've had the wicker furniture for like a couple
Speaker 1: of years now. Because it's so expensive, you gotta keep it.
Speaker 1: And then the wickers like popping up in the middle.
Speaker 1: They got like strands of wicker popping up like like
Speaker 1: hair you don't want. It's like sticking out of the armrest,
Speaker 1: sticking out of the be sit down. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: my ass hurts. You gotta call the managers over. They
Speaker 1: wrap it up because you cut yourself. Wicker no good expensive,
Speaker 1: But wicker is quicker, Okay, I like to look at
Speaker 1: wicker when you buy it. Wicker is quicker poker in
Speaker 1: the rear. But it's too expensive. And I want the
Speaker 1: cushion bind for free. And I want someone to come
Speaker 1: over and repair the wicker and find a way to
Speaker 1: not hit me wicker waffles. I want like armrest that
Speaker 1: are made a like one piece of wick, well, one wick,
Speaker 1: one big wick. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't even
Speaker 1: remember how. I have to back this up later and
Speaker 1: figure out how it gets spotted with that. We got
Speaker 1: started because the guy scraped himself. I was gonna like,
Speaker 1: how would I have handled this versus how would you
Speaker 1: have handled this guy's situation? And I could say that
Speaker 1: for me, I probably would have cleaned up my what
Speaker 1: are you doing? By the way, I'm not eating pizza.
Speaker 1: Ape seventies seven. By the way, it's Abe with a B.
Speaker 1: People keep twitting is going, yeah, fuck you, Ape seventy seven.
Speaker 1: I don't think it looks like that. Maybe accurate, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it's Abe a B. That's all I
Speaker 1: would saying. Abe. So I wasn't chewing food. I was.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Okay, so you want
Speaker 1: to get more comfortable as you ponder this. But I
Speaker 1: could say that I personally, Brodie would not have been
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. It wouldn't have phased me. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm on vacation, I'm relaxed. Let me
Speaker 1: just get a band aid. I'll wipe this off right
Speaker 1: now at the blood whatever's there. And it was it
Speaker 1: was many. You know, I'm not gonna make a big
Speaker 1: federal case out of it, but this guy was wouldn't move,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't touch the touch his own cut. He's sitting there,
Speaker 1: he's taking pictures of this and that and everything, like
Speaker 1: almost like he's getting ready to file a lawsuit. And
Speaker 1: then I wouldn't. And then finally the manager comes, you know,
Speaker 1: and the guy talks to him, and he talks him
Speaker 1: off a ledge, and the guy goes back to sitting
Speaker 1: in his chair. My guess is he probably comped him
Speaker 1: his entire stay. Is that worth that or no? Is
Speaker 1: that free to I don't think. I think, Hey, dinner's
Speaker 1: on us tonight. Sorry for the inconvenience. It's a scrape.
Speaker 1: Now here's now. You have to tell me this though.
Speaker 1: Did the two big guys or anyone from hotel maintenance
Speaker 1: come over and snip the plastic? They took the chair
Speaker 1: out of service, They swapped the chair out of service,
Speaker 1: They put it at the other pool right and moved
Speaker 1: it the people who paid less to stay. Listen. I've
Speaker 1: been at restaurants where like there's a chip in the glass,
Speaker 1: you can cut your lip, you know whatever. I think
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's happened. Yeah, I get him comped, dinner
Speaker 1: him something absolutely he got. Wouldn't ask for the whole thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. And I don't know the ending
Speaker 1: to this story. There was a gash, but I'm wondering
Speaker 1: if it was it a gash. It was a little
Speaker 1: bit man bordering between a scratch and a gash, but
Speaker 1: somewhere in between. If a guy was a gas pervert,
Speaker 1: could he have sex with it. I'm just wondering, not
Speaker 1: if this blood coming out red wings, red wings. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's where I was going with that job. You just just
Speaker 1: took it a step further I did, necessarily. I'm sorry. Filthy.
Speaker 1: I just I just gash blocked you. God, I was
Speaker 1: I was implying it. I was being implicit. You're being
Speaker 1: explicit speaking of filthy. But the phone tap from last episode,
Speaker 1: the one I did with that woman, it was filthy.
Speaker 1: It was dirty. Listen away for people who enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Let me just say this, because we're a lot of
Speaker 1: people asking about it. They're like, you just do that
Speaker 1: every episode. Here's why we're not doing it every episode.
Speaker 1: Put unbeat phone taps number one unbeat. Some of them
Speaker 1: aren't funny. They're just like you hit the curse words.
Speaker 1: Big deal. These we picked out that we're particularly good unbeat.
Speaker 1: They were agonizing and we would never put them on
Speaker 1: the radio. Mine was agonizing. Mine was on the radio.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, we we had years ago. We we
Speaker 1: played it, but we edited the crap at We never
Speaker 1: played mine. I'm like, I'm gonna play this because this
Speaker 1: is one of those unheard phone taps, like that one
Speaker 1: you did on that guy with the food truck. You
Speaker 1: made him crying and he made his dirty lust. God,
Speaker 1: we could play that that air. That was terrible. That
Speaker 1: was a horrible That was several years ago. I'll play
Speaker 1: I'll play it. It It was Spanish name. I forgot the
Speaker 1: guy's name. It was the munchy truck guy. The guy
Speaker 1: was running a business, a food truck, and here I
Speaker 1: was calling in about the oscar the Board of Health.
Speaker 1: It wasn't hispanic name, but maybe it was, but you
Speaker 1: got him really upset. People hated you for that. People
Speaker 1: want to hear it here. Listen. Let me say something.
Speaker 1: This is a different forum than the Big Show. Don't
Speaker 1: hate us. Yeah we can do. We can get away
Speaker 1: with stuff like this, and we can go a little further.
Speaker 1: I don't know how deep the audience wants to go.
Speaker 1: I was a little bit I thought your phone tap
Speaker 1: was as funny as it is that I I've heard
Speaker 1: it unbeaped. I didn't know if it was cringe worthy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we were pushing the line. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, let's throw it out more.
Speaker 1: People complain about yours because you yeah, made you go cry.
Speaker 1: But both phone taps. I was a little uncomfortable with
Speaker 1: putting in the last week's episode. But I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: if we're giving them deep, if we want to go deeper,
Speaker 1: and we want to go further and we want to
Speaker 1: see I feel like we were testing. We were testing
Speaker 1: the temperature of our But here's the thing. Our podcast
Speaker 1: is not about playing old audio clips. Occasionally it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's a little bonus. We got more stuff for you
Speaker 1: that we could put about. Also, a lot of times
Speaker 1: when your phone tap people they don't want the world
Speaker 1: hearing their uncensored phone taps. They don't want the world
Speaker 1: hearing hearing you say you know hard in cursing and
Speaker 1: you know what's saying horrific things like those people at
Speaker 1: the time they gave his permission to air them and
Speaker 1: didn't say a word about the content. I was a
Speaker 1: little I winced at the line in my own where
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you know, you prom kids you
Speaker 1: spread quicker than peanut butter. I'm like, I don't need
Speaker 1: that prom night spreading quick good right. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: not that's good stuff, good stuff. I don't episode will
Speaker 1: bring something now, I mean, you want filthier stuff. I
Speaker 1: mean I couldn't. I have a couple in my back
Speaker 1: pocket that I could throw out there, you know which
Speaker 1: one I'd like to air unedited? And I have the
Speaker 1: uh the original recording of it was the Ambulance Isn't Coming. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here here's the thing that the secret that that we're
Speaker 1: just gonna let you know right now. A lot of
Speaker 1: times we say things to get them going, and we
Speaker 1: are filthier. And then sometimes for radio we have to
Speaker 1: cover our own audio tracks by making it less offensive
Speaker 1: when it goes on the radio. That's happened, but on
Speaker 1: a few occasions before. So because we have to less,
Speaker 1: we have to not mine. I just pissed people off,
Speaker 1: I know, but I've done that before, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you really want to hear what I really said
Speaker 1: to her to get her that angry. Sometimes, I yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not all the time. A couple of times I've
Speaker 1: dubbed over my own voice. I like, I can't go
Speaker 1: on the radio that way. I have to make it
Speaker 1: less stink. I've never had that problem because because I
Speaker 1: I speak to them. I said, I speak to the
Speaker 1: wives and the boyfriends and the husbands, and I say,
Speaker 1: what's gonna piss them off? So like, why did you
Speaker 1: call that guy bald well? Because the wife said call
Speaker 1: him bald that's what's gonna get right. I don't have
Speaker 1: to like go, you know, call him horrible things that
Speaker 1: you know. I go for the I do the research.
Speaker 1: I know you do as well, and they tell you like, oh,
Speaker 1: tell him he's caused a piece of shit. That's why
Speaker 1: I go, you caused a piece of ship And they go,
Speaker 1: what do Because I noticed, say you caused piece of it?
Speaker 1: That's get upset. Uh So anyway, yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 1: Uh all the people that wished they had a bad
Speaker 1: vacation so that I would come back with rants, I
Speaker 1: understand where you're coming from. But I had a pretty
Speaker 1: decent vacation. So I didn't have a lot of things
Speaker 1: upset me, but I definitely have some rants today. But
Speaker 1: I got something. I appreciate people who are like you.
Speaker 1: I hope you have a bit vacation. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a big fuck you right now. Two million Dollar Listing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So okay, first of all, Brody and I in a
Speaker 1: previous episode, as you remember, we hosted a concert called
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn with Love. It was back last spring, and
Speaker 1: we had Daughtry there and a couple of other artists
Speaker 1: the Bleachers, the Bleachers, Jack and Bleachers right, just Jack
Speaker 1: from Bleachers, and we had a great time. We had
Speaker 1: Jack and apology by the way. Okay, So we were
Speaker 1: there and we hung out. It was nice Thursday afternoon
Speaker 1: whenever it was, and our friends from Million Dollars Listing,
Speaker 1: New York, the TV show that's on Bravo, showed up
Speaker 1: to film segments of it. We knew we were going
Speaker 1: to be filmed. I think we signed a release. We did.
Speaker 1: We signed a release, and you know they were filming
Speaker 1: because the concert was in a beautiful park in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: and it's part of a redevelopment thing for the community,
Speaker 1: and there's a couple of beautiful buildings that were being built,
Speaker 1: and they wanted to showcase the buildings and the real
Speaker 1: estate and the park and the whole thing. And Frederick
Speaker 1: from was selling apartments for these new buildings, so that
Speaker 1: the cameras were following him around. And there was a
Speaker 1: point where I was going to introduce him on stage
Speaker 1: and Brodie was gonna introduce thought tree and whatever and
Speaker 1: and which we didn't We didn't know what was going
Speaker 1: to be used or when we know when it was.
Speaker 1: They filmed us talking to him, They filmed us on stage.
Speaker 1: It was nothing. We didn't do anything. There was no
Speaker 1: script for the camera. We just did our thing, and
Speaker 1: they did there's in the background and they say, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, you might well you might end up
Speaker 1: on TV. I'll be fine. So that comes and goes,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden the other night people
Speaker 1: start tweeting Brody and I Brodie and me, sorry, I
Speaker 1: saw the look and they were like, hey, you guys
Speaker 1: were saw million dollars listening. The episode is called Whale
Speaker 1: of a Sale if you want to find it. And
Speaker 1: there's clearly me talking on stage, Brodie talking on stage,
Speaker 1: and we're there and when you hear us and you
Speaker 1: see us, but they didn't give us fucking credit, not
Speaker 1: even two seconds on the screen. A little logo, a
Speaker 1: little from I don't even care. You don't have to
Speaker 1: say Brooklyn Boys. But just like from Zy one New
Speaker 1: York DJs, we were there as the Brooklyn Boys. That
Speaker 1: was our first appearance. That was our Brooklyn Boys appearance.
Speaker 1: That's why we're talking about it on this podcast Coming
Speaker 1: Out Party. Yeah, and it was like, give the guys
Speaker 1: some credit. I don't care if you even said Brodian scary,
Speaker 1: I don't care not, but put our names up. Now.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the credits yet. I have it on
Speaker 1: on my DVR. I have to watch the credits before
Speaker 1: the credit. Okay, you know what happens with this the
Speaker 1: first Best Boy. No, they they speed it up. They
Speaker 1: do all the credits in sevens. The creed their next show,
Speaker 1: and they squeeze the credits in the corner of the screen,
Speaker 1: in a small corner. I can be honest. They were
Speaker 1: like three or four apartments on that episode. And the
Speaker 1: two hosts of the show, the Blonde Guy and Frederick,
Speaker 1: we made that episode. You and me and Daughtry we
Speaker 1: made that episode. So we come to they come to
Speaker 1: the cut to us and they're usually there's like a
Speaker 1: little like we they call m Chiron, or they introduced
Speaker 1: the bands Aultry. Oh it's the band Daughtry. And he
Speaker 1: talked to Chris and the other guy put a little
Speaker 1: put a little visual up. I don't need verbal I
Speaker 1: don't need Fredick to be like, oh it's scary. And
Speaker 1: I guess they felt nobody watching the show cared about
Speaker 1: brody and scary. But I want to thank the eighteen
Speaker 1: to twenty text messages we've got today that the tweets
Speaker 1: everybody saw us. We are listen and we're promoting. I
Speaker 1: don't want to think Daughtry is is putting on in
Speaker 1: concert tonight. I don't he's going, hey, check out million
Speaker 1: dollar listening. Hey don't give a shit about million dollar listening. Right.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, just have the decency. They offer
Speaker 1: him an eighteen million dollar apartment. He's like, I don't
Speaker 1: have that kind of money. We're not being paid to
Speaker 1: be on this episode. I didn't say, oh game, my
Speaker 1: sag after fee. I'm in the union speaking part. Yeah
Speaker 1: right right you. But but the point is, just have
Speaker 1: the common decency to just throw a little give us
Speaker 1: a little credit cred that says, you know, scary Brodie Brodie,
Speaker 1: Scary Brooken Boys or Broken Boys podcast or Elvis Durrand Show.
Speaker 1: That's what. I don't know if you heard there's this
Speaker 1: little show out of New York City called the Elvis
Speaker 1: Duran Morning Show. I did get a retweet from Bravo.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't get a retweet. I think, well,
Speaker 1: but it's not Bravo's call. It's the production company that
Speaker 1: produces that does that that Bravo had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with this. But come on, cut us some slack here.
Speaker 1: Just give us a little credit. I mean, they made us.
Speaker 1: That's like, that makes you notice what else they did.
Speaker 1: The guys some million dollars things. They go, oh, we're
Speaker 1: putting on a big concert. We put on a big concert.
Speaker 1: They put on a concert. We put on the radio station,
Speaker 1: put on the hundred New York put on the concert
Speaker 1: with Fortis the company, the real estate company. Nice people,
Speaker 1: by the way, excellent. We love the people at Fortas,
Speaker 1: the real safe people. If they want to give us
Speaker 1: an apartment, that'd be great. But like they put on
Speaker 1: a concert. Frederick Is that was that part of the story.
Speaker 1: He was like oh we put on his big concert.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so I want free and you know what, moreover,
Speaker 1: no respect, because they're probably thinking, like the radio, no
Speaker 1: one knows that we're on television. I guess what. We're
Speaker 1: part of a national, major fucking morning show. If I
Speaker 1: may throw my dick around for just three seconds, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it back in now, thank you. But
Speaker 1: that's that. But I'm sorry you you don't see it.
Speaker 1: Feel the same way about that. I'm a little annoyed.
Speaker 1: I'm a lot annoyed. He's I don't know what. You're
Speaker 1: a real million dollar listening New York. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much you make it sound like
Speaker 1: we're nobody. I don't know how many viewers they have
Speaker 1: per episode. We have more listeners. We had more listeners
Speaker 1: this month than any other month before. We just we
Speaker 1: just nicked out, uh March or April. We just beat
Speaker 1: our record, So thank you. We had a great, great month.
Speaker 1: Uh this month? What month is this? H we're recording
Speaker 1: this no September, but it was our best month ever.
Speaker 1: So suck at million dollar listening listening. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get more people now going who those two
Speaker 1: are fine looking gentlemen, will be great podcast. Our fan
Speaker 1: Army would AT. I don't even know their their their
Speaker 1: Twitter because I can't find it. You can do a
Speaker 1: Bravo TV. But million dollars blame. There's an at million
Speaker 1: dollar listener and why listening listening? Um, it's not verified
Speaker 1: like our accounts are, might say, so, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's official. I didn't read the profile. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But there's also you can hashtag them. They'll say it.
Speaker 1: Let them know million dollar listening New York. I mean,
Speaker 1: not that they're gonna go back in and don't don't
Speaker 1: be rude to them, but you say, hey, why didn't
Speaker 1: you give them these guys credit? On screen? I recognized
Speaker 1: them right away. People are tweeting us left and right
Speaker 1: people maybe in the credits, but you know, on screen
Speaker 1: would have been It would have been nice when it
Speaker 1: was in the moment. If they said we threw a
Speaker 1: concert with zeven hundred in New York, Yeah they didn't see.
Speaker 1: One hundred is bigger than million dollars. Thing tremendous. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: steven hundreds one of them on the planet. So is
Speaker 1: Elvis de Rancho, the most listen to pop culture morning
Speaker 1: show in history of American radio, you know from what
Speaker 1: I hear, and so they say, yeah, anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: So that was my that was my mini rant. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm I'm you know what. I was stressed
Speaker 1: free until that moment. So I've got I've got some
Speaker 1: some grammar police stuff. I've got unused jokes, I've got
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to promise anything
Speaker 1: that we're not going to get to because you know,
Speaker 1: people get upset. Um. Also, I'm gonna give you, uh
Speaker 1: you know how we have that rule about like once
Speaker 1: the podcast is up for three days, you don't have
Speaker 1: to correct us anymore. Like that, We're good the whole thing. People.
Speaker 1: A couple of people tweeted me and said they love
Speaker 1: when I say, like, if I'm not sure us something,
Speaker 1: I go, don't tweet me. I'll figure I'll get it
Speaker 1: by the time you hear it. They like that. They
Speaker 1: like that, so continue that well. But we had a
Speaker 1: couple of complaints. Oh so I want to make a
Speaker 1: one complaint rule. You're gonna tweet me or scary, and
Speaker 1: we we respond to as many I respond every tweet,
Speaker 1: scary response to almost every tweet. Gotten much better, You've
Speaker 1: gotten much better to get in there. I just my
Speaker 1: schedules and you know who you are, and I love
Speaker 1: you and I told you that. But he's up on
Speaker 1: the criticisms. Oh, I know he's talking about he's up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, it doesn't matter. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: don't want you're hearing this. You're going they're talking about me.
Speaker 1: If it was you, it's totally fine. I love you.
Speaker 1: I I tweet with you all the time. It's great.
Speaker 1: But you know, hold the game. Oh, I don't like this.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that. It's too much.
Speaker 1: I can't. My mind gets I get depressed. I get like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, I wonder but it like us. So I
Speaker 1: think we ended well. I think I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, let it, let it flow over you, let
Speaker 1: it all right. So just you know, he's up on
Speaker 1: the you know, we don't want to ape seventies down
Speaker 1: the road. He's on now. So I have I have, um,
Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with you, oh joy,
Speaker 1: I have a social media bone to pick. I have
Speaker 1: a update on the pizza place that I complained about.
Speaker 1: The last time I got another complain about the same
Speaker 1: place I got unused jokes. I said that already. So
Speaker 1: what do you want to go next? You wht do
Speaker 1: email on use jokes? W do grammar police? Who do
Speaker 1: ground police? Yeah, let's let's do email and grammar police
Speaker 1: because they kind of like intertwined. Let me let me
Speaker 1: get that sounds like it's time. Welcome. You've got mail,
Speaker 1: You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boards podcast.
Speaker 1: Lower that you can't hear myself, you can always email
Speaker 1: us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: This one's from Crystal Corey gotskey. You guys are great.
Speaker 1: Keep me laughing all the time. Brodie, the episode where
Speaker 1: you were ranting about people with the cat on the plane,
Speaker 1: I want you to know I got the mini my
Speaker 1: had is going reference that you you dropped in the
Speaker 1: Long time listener of The Big Show and the mic
Speaker 1: hat is going phone tap uh. And when I heard
Speaker 1: the reference, it totally prompted a full on Judd Nelson
Speaker 1: fifth pump. I'm ah, that is how Breakfast Club ends. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: great reference. That's great. I'm a college professor. I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time reading and grading papers. I find
Speaker 1: myself softly singing the grammar police jingles as I mark
Speaker 1: all the grammar errors, which makes me giggle. Thanks for
Speaker 1: taking uh this tendings for making this task a little
Speaker 1: less tedious. Keep ranting Crystal Estevis, but her name is
Speaker 1: Crystal gory Koski on her I think she means Estevez,
Speaker 1: as in from the film another Breakfast Club reference. Right,
Speaker 1: I got you? Okay, I didn't catch that, all right,
Speaker 1: Bill Golden, Sorry, Brody, but scary is right. He's already wrong.
Speaker 1: Here are the rules as follows. If we're sitting at
Speaker 1: a table, hold on, hold on, and you asked me
Speaker 1: to pass away Amilio Estevez with the reference, you probably
Speaker 1: realized I should have said, uh. Bill Golden says, the
Speaker 1: rules are as follows. If you're sitting at a table
Speaker 1: and you asked me to pass you the pasta, I
Speaker 1: will shortstop you and take something from me on the
Speaker 1: way over. It's more hold on, it's more efficient. If
Speaker 1: anyone has a problem with that, which I've never heard,
Speaker 1: my response is, fuck you. I'm bigger than you. I
Speaker 1: love the show. You guys need to get Bert christ
Speaker 1: Er on k R E I S C H E
Speaker 1: r who's at I don't know. I know that person is,
Speaker 1: I don't know? All right, Oh well to google him?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Not now though? All right, Sarah Smith,
Speaker 1: By the way, this counts. You don't need to tell
Speaker 1: us to Bert chrisher as we've already looked it up
Speaker 1: for those of you who like that anyway. That was
Speaker 1: his opinion, Sarah Smith wrote, just started listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast last week. I had no idea what the podcast
Speaker 1: even was about, nor have I ever listened to the
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand show. What we did this? How did she
Speaker 1: find does? Well, let's keep reading. It is fabulous and
Speaker 1: you both are hilarious. Looking forward to hearing more. Currently
Speaker 1: on episode eight, Much Love from Ohio, Sarah, Elvis Durand
Speaker 1: Morning show is on all over Ohio. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe she's works on the production team of Million Dollar Listing.
Speaker 1: Maybe in Cincinnati. We're not on in Cincinnati. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: She's never heard of the Elvis Did I tell you,
Speaker 1: like thirty episodes ago? They might be people listening to
Speaker 1: this and don't listen to the big show. I never
Speaker 1: thought if you like this show, you'll love Elvis ran
Speaker 1: At the moment We're always an extension of the brand,
Speaker 1: not representative necessarily the Elvis Duran brand. But I always
Speaker 1: feel like we're just thoughts and opinions are on. Do
Speaker 1: not hold the big show accountable? But oh I have
Speaker 1: a rant about that. Okay, so get it ready, tee
Speaker 1: it up, baby, jen L wrote, I hope you guys
Speaker 1: read this when you're back from vacation. Don't read my
Speaker 1: full name please, Okay I didn't, I said, Jennel, even
Speaker 1: though you won't be able to pronounce it. Uh. I'm
Speaker 1: loving the podcast so far. It's been getting me through
Speaker 1: the line grouper. No, I've been getting me through long
Speaker 1: days at work. Uh. Since I've been listening, I decided
Speaker 1: I want to start sticking up for myself like you do.
Speaker 1: Brodie nice, but as a woman, I feel it can
Speaker 1: excuse hold on sort of difficult to do without being
Speaker 1: labeled a bitch. I'm tired of being fucked over by everyone.
Speaker 1: My car has been in the shop for three months now.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten my deposit back from my apartments apartment
Speaker 1: I moved out of months ago. Scared to stick up
Speaker 1: for myself any suggestions, ps. I did finally get the
Speaker 1: balls to call in and out when my order was
Speaker 1: calling in. Uh, call in out when my order was
Speaker 1: called in and out Burger. Yeah, when my order was wrong.
Speaker 1: They were so nice about it. They sent me two
Speaker 1: preloaded cards to use at their store with about eight
Speaker 1: dollars each on them. I got a milkshake with my meal,
Speaker 1: so you can call that free to say I'm making progress.
Speaker 1: That's Jen from California wants to know how does she
Speaker 1: go about not being labeled a bitch but still a
Speaker 1: deserve You have to analyze it. If you say nothing,
Speaker 1: you get nothing. Oh my second, um, if you say something,
Speaker 1: the worst that can happen is they say no. But
Speaker 1: the best that can happen is you get what you deserve.
Speaker 1: You get what you deserve, and who cares if they
Speaker 1: think you're a bit. If they mess up your order,
Speaker 1: your customer service, your life, and they cost you time, effort, money,
Speaker 1: and product, you have every right to complain and get
Speaker 1: what you want. Don't don't be you don't know them.
Speaker 1: You don't have to care what they think about you.
Speaker 1: They should have cared enough to give you something without
Speaker 1: you having a bitch. You go. Jen. A couple more
Speaker 1: from Chot Stacy Hey guys, trying to be fair here
Speaker 1: by not saying your name. Has been a fan since
Speaker 1: episode zero and even listening to listen to some of
Speaker 1: your old podcast scary, especially the ones that only the
Speaker 1: ones that Brody appeared in. I was on three. I
Speaker 1: think as a Brooklyn resident when I first moved to
Speaker 1: the US in three. Um, I totally get the humor.
Speaker 1: Listening to you guys makes me feel like I'm back
Speaker 1: in Dyker Heights. Hey, that's where I grew up in
Speaker 1: Dyke Your Heights. Speaking of listening, I'm sure to listen
Speaker 1: in order, not because you guys told me too, but
Speaker 1: because I don't want to miss out on any of
Speaker 1: the inside Joe, That's why we tell you to listen,
Speaker 1: all right, keep it going. Uh, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for the wonderful bonus episode last week. What a great surprise.
Speaker 1: And I missed you and the other show so much.
Speaker 1: I started listening again beginning at zero. Totally forgot how
Speaker 1: in the beginning the whole scary Brodie Brodie scary argument
Speaker 1: wasn't even an issue. Listening in order to your podcast
Speaker 1: right now should tie me over until episode fifty one.
Speaker 1: That's the one we're on right now. Buddy. That's from
Speaker 1: chot not pronounced like yacht uh. Congratulations by the way,
Speaker 1: PS for coming this far. You guys make me laugh.
Speaker 1: Firmly believe as long as one has a sense of
Speaker 1: humor about them, anything and everything is bearable, so he
Speaker 1: doesn't have any boundaries he or she And this one
Speaker 1: is great from Margharita Orange. This when I have start?
Speaker 1: Is that like we shouldn't that be orange? Margharita, Margharita Orange.
Speaker 1: That's her name, Margharita Orange. Yes, that was like ordering
Speaker 1: a pizza Pepperoni. I scrolled to the end. She says,
Speaker 1: that is my legal name, and I love it. I
Speaker 1: hope you both had a fabulous vacation. Wanted to say,
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much and I feel so
Speaker 1: brooklyn Ized after listening to you. My husband and I
Speaker 1: recently took a trip to New York City, New Jersey,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and a c. I'm such a fan of the
Speaker 1: Morning Show. I made it a priority to go to
Speaker 1: the studios where you broadcast out of She shut up
Speaker 1: in front of our building, Brodie, just to take a
Speaker 1: picture in front of the building. I was in all
Speaker 1: the entire time. Anyway, while we were in Brooklyn. We
Speaker 1: went to w w E SummerSlam and as we were
Speaker 1: exiting the parking garage, the people working on getting everyone
Speaker 1: their cars was not getting them in order. We were
Speaker 1: in line. People were pissed and yelling go in harder
Speaker 1: song start playing in my head. Funny moment, just when
Speaker 1: you wanted to say you guys along with the motivation
Speaker 1: of Elvis, I went went along with it. Elvis's motivation
Speaker 1: to quit your job and do what makes you happy.
Speaker 1: It's pushed me to go back to college to pursue
Speaker 1: my degree in communication. I've always wanted a career in radio,
Speaker 1: and you guys have given me the motivation again to shoot,
Speaker 1: shoot for my dreams. Hopefully we crossed paths soon that
Speaker 1: take care of you. Motherfucker's you ps scary? You replied
Speaker 1: to me on Snapchat about jumping off of black rock
Speaker 1: in Mauie and I was so tickled. You guys rock
Speaker 1: That's right. Black rock is a famous rock in Maui.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes up comments and famous rock sand is black.
Speaker 1: Your rock is black white. What's with you today? Hashtag
Speaker 1: you fuck you? Hashtag bring rapping? Okay, can I just
Speaker 1: say about you? Fuck you? I don't think Michael Rappaport. Consciously,
Speaker 1: I knew that him saying you fuck you was the thing. Like,
Speaker 1: I just think when Michael gets so upset, he's are
Speaker 1: you fuck you? Like can't He's grappling for words, right
Speaker 1: like I do most of this podcast. And so when
Speaker 1: he was on episode forty eight whatever it was, I
Speaker 1: pointed out to him that that he brought that to
Speaker 1: my world, like I I love him saying that you
Speaker 1: fuck you? Right, Okay, I give all the credit in
Speaker 1: the world. And he was like, I love that. I
Speaker 1: should put it on T shirts right well now, if
Speaker 1: you order the I Am Rappaport Live Stereo Podcast merchandise,
Speaker 1: the discount code is you f u k you? You
Speaker 1: fuck you? So uh he ranted on his Instagram yesterday
Speaker 1: the day before and uh he threw out of you
Speaker 1: fuck you, and I got very excited because I love
Speaker 1: when he does that. He Uh, he's been on fire
Speaker 1: in the last a couple of a couple of days
Speaker 1: about a bunch of things. But there's one video he
Speaker 1: posted at Michael Rappaport of him in a Starbucks or
Speaker 1: coffee sho some kind of call the shop. Wasn't the
Speaker 1: Starbucks and he's shooting like napkins into the garbage pail.
Speaker 1: But he does this like little warm up dance before
Speaker 1: he shot. Alright, hilarious. You know I have to catch
Speaker 1: up on hilarious him online because I just hasn't. I
Speaker 1: haven't been. Now there's a chance he might say something political,
Speaker 1: but more chance that you may. I'm not like you may. Love,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but his stuff is not political. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: But this basketball thing hilarious. Hopefully you got to see
Speaker 1: him live on his tour. We promoted it, We had
Speaker 1: him up here to talk about it. Um. People already
Speaker 1: asking for him to come back. We will have him
Speaker 1: back again. Not not a problem. And one more thing,
Speaker 1: if you want us to have a guest on, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about this here, and you
Speaker 1: tell me how you feel, because you know how I
Speaker 1: feel about tweeting at people and we talk about them. Ah,
Speaker 1: the person who copied the guests, he see the guests
Speaker 1: name in the tweet. You don't do that because you're
Speaker 1: pretty much telling them, hey, you want and if we
Speaker 1: don't want them on the show, it's awkward. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: Build Barr's a different story. Love Bill Barrow. I would
Speaker 1: love to have Bill Barrow show somebody else to but
Speaker 1: like you guys are tweeting it. Other people going, oh,
Speaker 1: you should have you know, Mike Stevenson, I'm not a
Speaker 1: fake name Mike Stevenson on the show. By the way,
Speaker 1: your name is Mike Stevenson. I didn't mean to imply
Speaker 1: your name is fake. Congratulations you want to prize, right,
Speaker 1: but we're not having on the show. Please don't tweet it.
Speaker 1: People don't act them. It's like talking about them. Like
Speaker 1: like you're like, say, you're in high school, right, you're
Speaker 1: hanging up with the lockers, and you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're having a party. You should invite Steve over there
Speaker 1: and Steve here's it. You're like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: invite Steve. We're not Steve hurt you having a party?
Speaker 1: Oh my invited to the party? Fuck you Steve? Yeah, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I don't even like Steve. Now Steve's coming to the
Speaker 1: party because you invited. You added Steve. Don't at step
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Don't at Michael Stevenson. Don't add other people.
Speaker 1: Give us a break. It makes it. Then they're like,
Speaker 1: did you guys want to have me on your podcast.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what this head's problem with a
Speaker 1: similar situation. Remember, I netted the mood set every author,
Speaker 1: every author, I netted the mood set. She did. Uh.
Speaker 1: She was at nighttime DJ, I think in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: and she got very famous because in the middle of
Speaker 1: her show she said, I quit this bitch, and she
Speaker 1: quit her shift and she walked out after like ranting
Speaker 1: on and on about her co workers stamper in the back.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. We played a whole bunch of times,
Speaker 1: so people like you should have on the show. So
Speaker 1: I got her phone number and I left a message
Speaker 1: and I said no, I tweeted at her. That's what
Speaker 1: I tweeted her, and I said, hey, I Neda, you
Speaker 1: are very you love your clip. We played on the
Speaker 1: show all the time. We'd love to have you on
Speaker 1: the show. So people started saying, oh my god, congratulations,
Speaker 1: they want you on their show, like as co host.
Speaker 1: So then she she d MS me and goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't have a job because I quit.
Speaker 1: I'd love to be on your show, like as if
Speaker 1: we're hiring her. People were jumping the gun, right thinking,
Speaker 1: I said, loft to have you on the show like
Speaker 1: you like, I'm gonna tweet a job offer to somebody
Speaker 1: who quit. The first of all, when you quit your
Speaker 1: job in the middle of your shift and you said
Speaker 1: I quit this bitch on the radio and and all
Speaker 1: the things you said about your co workers, You're probably
Speaker 1: not gonna gonna get a job. You're gonna get interviewed.
Speaker 1: People are gonna want to talk to you. But then
Speaker 1: I canna offer you. Oh my god, I got higher
Speaker 1: this person. Like if you if you working to the
Speaker 1: same thing that she did to them, I quit this bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you work in a car dealership and you quit
Speaker 1: by taking a dump in the showroom or smashing a
Speaker 1: car window, and you end up on the news and
Speaker 1: I contact you, it's to talk about what you did,
Speaker 1: not to say you should work with us, because then
Speaker 1: you're gonna break the microphones and quit. So please don't
Speaker 1: act people. As my point, what do you got? You
Speaker 1: got just some shout outs here at this point because
Speaker 1: shouting Blue emailed us, and I mean, here comes up. Well,
Speaker 1: I was gonna do a the the the unused jokes,
Speaker 1: so tee that up if we can. It's all ted.
Speaker 1: I want to do our grammar Police because I got
Speaker 1: a bone pick with you. All right, Well, anyway, shout
Speaker 1: out to Brandon Rossatto, a new listener from Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1: We got just got way too many emails since we've
Speaker 1: been away for two weeks for me to read catch up.
Speaker 1: Next episode. Okay, yeah, the next episode. All right, so
Speaker 1: you get some ground police first, Bertie, I want to
Speaker 1: just do one free dessert from Jose Underscore Angel Underscore Royo. Dude,
Speaker 1: that's a lot right there, that's a lot. You've got
Speaker 1: three names, two underscores. I'm gonna give you the big
Speaker 1: double fu Underscore fuck you and you're Underscores. I like
Speaker 1: man like Jose Angel Royo. He instagrams me a lot.
Speaker 1: He's great. He gave me like nine messages on Instagram
Speaker 1: and it all got messed up and he went off
Speaker 1: the rails. The bottom line is Amazon screwed him over.
Speaker 1: He complained, They fixed his order. They gave him ten
Speaker 1: dollar free discount card, a free a gift card, GOLLA
Speaker 1: free dessert. Wanted me to know, so thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: we're doing grammar police now. Yeah, I'm gonna kick one
Speaker 1: off with you, Brodie. Grama police, not a grammar police
Speaker 1: grama police police the police. Hey. Stephen Masseia wrote to
Speaker 1: us and said, ah, just cut you guys, doing something
Speaker 1: you've blasted on several occasions. You always say you cannot
Speaker 1: say a t M machine because it's automatic teller machine machine,
Speaker 1: because it's redundant. I agree, well, on the latest podcast, Brody,
Speaker 1: you said not once, but twice a PC computer. The
Speaker 1: the C and PC stand for computer. You want to
Speaker 1: get you wrong? Rule shame shame. Okay, here's what I
Speaker 1: was Brian, right, that is from Stephen. Stephen hit Stephen. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, uh, he's technically correct, but I email,
Speaker 1: I tweeted Stephen backers. Stephen not only emailed the podcast,
Speaker 1: he also wanted to tweet me in public and point
Speaker 1: that out. And I said, in fairness, I don't have
Speaker 1: to tweet in front of me, I said. People have
Speaker 1: commonly referred to the two types of computer systems as
Speaker 1: a PC and and and an Apple or PC and
Speaker 1: a mac or whatever, PC and Apple products. And since
Speaker 1: they're a PC, modems, PC printers different things, I said,
Speaker 1: a PC computer because PC has become a terminology rather
Speaker 1: than using the initials to seven PC computer, that PC
Speaker 1: for most people refers to Microsoft a Microsoft computer, a PC. Right,
Speaker 1: So I said, that's why I was saying a PC computer.
Speaker 1: Uh but you technically yes, But that's why I said,
Speaker 1: stand with Stephens. I know you did. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm a grant police you right here, Brodie, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry voice texting Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: I don't care. You can't. You got it at some
Speaker 1: point stopping your professional career. You correct everybody, and you're
Speaker 1: so meticulous every day, but you gotta stop. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is you gotta stop voice texting because here's what.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened, folks. David Brody in a in front
Speaker 1: of corporate people by the way, who are high up
Speaker 1: in our company, does his voice to text thing where yes,
Speaker 1: the phone hears it one way. So you were using
Speaker 1: the term can't wait to talk about our podcast and
Speaker 1: the phone picked it up as a cho you are podcast.
Speaker 1: But even though you didn't type it that way and
Speaker 1: it wasn't a type of the phone heard it that
Speaker 1: way and it used the wrong hour. But your job, then, Brodie,
Speaker 1: is to proof read your own work. Who doesn't proof
Speaker 1: free once the once the voice text is entered, Look
Speaker 1: to see to make sure that it's all right, because
Speaker 1: you embarrass the both of us in front of a
Speaker 1: big corporate guy who could probably get us. But I
Speaker 1: immediately in the next email, guys did it? But you did,
Speaker 1: but not till I pointed it out. Yeah once I
Speaker 1: I didn't look. But you should have to get you
Speaker 1: of all people. Now, there's a clip in the computer.
Speaker 1: Since we're grammar policing each other. Really, Uh, you see
Speaker 1: the Jack and Jack clip? Yeah? Okay, Here, I want
Speaker 1: you to play the clip. Play the clip. This is
Speaker 1: what you said on the air all afternoon, We're gonna
Speaker 1: be going Jack and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack
Speaker 1: and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack and Jack is
Speaker 1: the name of a band, Dick, it's Jack and Jack.
Speaker 1: It's two guys. The matter, Jack and Jack is a
Speaker 1: and so Jack and Jack is gonna be performed. About
Speaker 1: Dan and Shay? Would you say Dan and Shay is
Speaker 1: performing because Dan, Dan and Shay is gonna be Uh
Speaker 1: what about bleachers? Bleachers? Is that's right? Okay, so then
Speaker 1: the same rule would apply. Dan and Shay is Jack
Speaker 1: and Jack is the Jack and Jack's not a band,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's it's a singular entity. So
Speaker 1: the Jonas Brothers is the name of the group, right,
Speaker 1: the Jonas and Jonas Brothers is performing. That would be
Speaker 1: grammatically as much as it doesn't sound right, said, Jonas
Speaker 1: Brothers are performing, Jonas Brothers, the Brothers, all three of
Speaker 1: them are. But the band is Jonas Brothers. Whodi and
Speaker 1: the Blowfish is who is the Blowfish? Because Whodi and
Speaker 1: the Blowfish is gonna be right, because that's that's wish
Speaker 1: is here? Not every week on Saturday Night Live with
Speaker 1: the host at the beginning of the show, after the
Speaker 1: initial monologue, to say, so it is here, Demi Levado
Speaker 1: is here, right, Selena Gomez is here? Right? Um and
Speaker 1: anything else is here. Jack and Jack is here, right,
Speaker 1: because it's Jack and Jack. But it's two guys. But
Speaker 1: it's not a band naming. All afternoon, we're gonna be
Speaker 1: going Jack and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack and
Speaker 1: Jack is going to be performing, but that it's not
Speaker 1: a band name. It's actually Jack and Jack like the
Speaker 1: band it's but it's it's two guys. Jack and Jack
Speaker 1: is here. Jack and Jack is performing. Whodi and the
Speaker 1: Blowfish Dave Matthews, the Blowfish isn't two guys band? Whodi
Speaker 1: and the Blowfish is a band? And so is Jack
Speaker 1: and Jack? It's no, it's Jack. What about the Struts?
Speaker 1: The Strutch is a band? Yeah that you say the
Speaker 1: Struts are performing? Oh, the Structs are performing tonight? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: say the Struts is performing? Is performing? No? You don't
Speaker 1: say the Struts is performing? A debatable? You say the
Speaker 1: Bleachers are performing. I'm waiting for the phone call to come.
Speaker 1: Just I just realized that we're not a live podcast.
Speaker 1: I swear to god. I had a moment of like, Okay,
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna call him defend me right now. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: we're prerecorded. Could go, I don't think they have a
Speaker 1: band name. I wish podcast people are gonna tweet us.
Speaker 1: You'll put up a poll on on Brooklyn Boys at
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, wtf Jack and Jack? See if it was
Speaker 1: Simon and garfund we met them. They were both up here.
Speaker 1: Simon and Garfunkel are playing Central Park tonight. But is is?
Speaker 1: I think I don't think that's incorrect. I think is is?
Speaker 1: You would you say Simon and Garfunkele is gonna be
Speaker 1: at Central Park tonight? No? I think they're equal Peaches,
Speaker 1: an Herb, herb whoever. You wouldn't you wouldn't say, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't say, you would say, uh, let's see who else.
Speaker 1: But if it's if it's spoken in the context, would
Speaker 1: you ever say Dan and Shay is I would, No,
Speaker 1: you will you would say Dan and Dan and Share
Speaker 1: are in concert tonight. Yeah, I think you want to
Speaker 1: read someone from listeners. All right, So speaking of Grammar Police,
Speaker 1: but coming in hot, I can't give anyone credit for
Speaker 1: this because here's what's happening. We have a Facebook page now,
Speaker 1: the slices right Brooklyn Boys Slices, which from what I
Speaker 1: understand is is really taken off about three dred members
Speaker 1: so far. Scary and I are not members. We explained
Speaker 1: why we're not members. I was. I was tempted to
Speaker 1: join the other day. No, I feel like you guys
Speaker 1: should be able to talk AboutUs without us monitoring and whatever.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. If somebody posts something in the
Speaker 1: Facebook slices account or puts up a picture like a
Speaker 1: Grammar Police picture, I'm pretty much sure they've already tweeted
Speaker 1: it at us. But what's happening is you guys are
Speaker 1: seeing the picture and then eleventeen of you are then
Speaker 1: sending it to us on with or on Instagram, going hey,
Speaker 1: just see the sign. Well, I'm not upset about it.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just running out of ways to say that's
Speaker 1: funny and thank you. So I feel like, once the
Speaker 1: sign has been up for a day, we saw it.
Speaker 1: Somebody sent it. All right, So this sign was sent
Speaker 1: to us a lot. But it's people say things incorrectly,
Speaker 1: and it's a list of ten things, and number ten
Speaker 1: I have a problem with number ten. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: So number one is people say supposably wrong. It's supposedly
Speaker 1: with a d L y uh, scary. You mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: For all intensive purposes. It's for all intents and purposes.
Speaker 1: Irregardless is not a word. It's regardless. I couldn't care
Speaker 1: less not, I couldn't care anyway. It's espresso. It should
Speaker 1: be espresso. Uh, it's not pacifically, it's specifically, it's not etcetera.
Speaker 1: It's et etcetera. It's not I've seen it. It's I
Speaker 1: saw it. It's not utmost important, it's most importance. And
Speaker 1: the last one. I understand why people say this wrong.
Speaker 1: People say I need to lay down, but it's technically
Speaker 1: I need to lie down. I'm okay with lie down.
Speaker 1: I'm breaking the rules there breaking the rules. This one
Speaker 1: here from Jim Come on Twitter, this is disgusting. Bro.
Speaker 1: He used to work at Starbucks. You were your manager.
Speaker 1: I was an area trainer and a manager. Well would
Speaker 1: you ever let this sign go out? Sandwich boards? Sign
Speaker 1: out front? Another sign? We got a lot board. It
Speaker 1: said drive thir closed t h U R right, sorry
Speaker 1: for inconvinced, cafe open c A F F E with
Speaker 1: a little random mark over the E three grammar police
Speaker 1: problems right there. I can't convinced. So my favorite part
Speaker 1: was the comments that people were making when they were
Speaker 1: sending us to picture going. Does that mean that the
Speaker 1: drive through is only closed on Thursdays? Is it open
Speaker 1: other days of the week? Drive it's drive through? Someone
Speaker 1: has dyslexia? Yeah? Or someone? How about this pepsi sign?
Speaker 1: That's somebody sent us? By the way, dyslexia is a
Speaker 1: real thing where people reorganize the words and all the letters.
Speaker 1: And why would you when you create the English language
Speaker 1: for a disease where it's hard to read and sometimes
Speaker 1: you see things backwards, why would you make it so cold?
Speaker 1: Can you make it such a hard word like Dick's,
Speaker 1: like dyslexia, it's this ridiculously hard word. It's like phonetic
Speaker 1: right phonetically. Phonetically means to spell the word the way
Speaker 1: it sounds. Phonetic. It spelled phonetically, you just spell it
Speaker 1: with an F. Fuck you in this language. At the
Speaker 1: Jason Void, here's a Pepsi sign that says, oh this
Speaker 1: is this is horrific. It's another sandwich board signed today
Speaker 1: super special and it's t O space Day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw that terrible try our new breaded zucchini appetizer zucchini
Speaker 1: obviously spelled very wrong. There um oh small shrimp, strong
Speaker 1: bowly s t r A N b O l I.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is what sucks like. You got
Speaker 1: the Starbucks for not making the sign properly, and they
Speaker 1: gave him a job at that place. I don't if
Speaker 1: you can't spell the Italian food that you're posting about,
Speaker 1: that's like Stacy's pizza. You can't. You're not going to
Speaker 1: be making that that food proper Why would I eat
Speaker 1: a strong bowli from somebody who spells its strong bowli
Speaker 1: strong BOLLI. I'm not doing it, no, no way. And
Speaker 1: you know the other thing was it kind of got
Speaker 1: me was when people they do that the parmesan parmerjian
Speaker 1: a thing. How do you spell chicken parmesan p A
Speaker 1: R is it? Is it acceptable? A na p A
Speaker 1: R M A g I A n A. Some people
Speaker 1: write chicken parmesan like p A R M E S
Speaker 1: E A n that's parmesan is the cheese, right, but
Speaker 1: not Johnny's technically okay, so parmesan start technically, I'll of parmesan,
Speaker 1: which is a style of pat which means to put
Speaker 1: cheese on it. It's like concay So when you say
Speaker 1: it's concas so cheese, it's fucking redundant. So all right,
Speaker 1: all right, So uh, I did want to talk about
Speaker 1: real quick, and we don't want your ship? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: ship's your ship, your grandma police. I can't. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the pizza update today. I do want to talk
Speaker 1: about I want to fuck you Facebook. I want to
Speaker 1: do fuck you with someone on Facebook. Alright. I have
Speaker 1: an old friend. He's not old, but I have a
Speaker 1: friend from a long time ago, we worked together. I
Speaker 1: have an old friend of Bud's gonna use jokes. Right
Speaker 1: after this, I'll use jokes. We'll get out of you,
Speaker 1: all right, and then I'm gonna you were rude to me,
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll rip you for that next next episode. Promise.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Hi. So, my my friend, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen him in a long time, but his Facebook friend
Speaker 1: good Guy, put up a question, a political question. He's like,
Speaker 1: I have to ask, why is this the case. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get into details, now, you know me, I'm
Speaker 1: a very politically informed person. To watch a lot of news.
Speaker 1: I do my best not to get political on social media,
Speaker 1: although I will make a political joke every once in walks.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a chuckle. No different than Fallon and
Speaker 1: Colbert and Kimmel and everybody else on late night talk shows.
Speaker 1: So I gave an in depth explanation as to what
Speaker 1: his question was. Well, there's a history of this, and
Speaker 1: this is why and if you look at this and
Speaker 1: this side, and I wrote it wasn't rude, it was
Speaker 1: answering of old friends question. That was a mistake because
Speaker 1: then you get other people commenting and other people now
Speaker 1: attacking you and other people. You know how it is
Speaker 1: with politics on Facebook. So I went back and forth
Speaker 1: politely with a couple of people. I'm like, actually, that's
Speaker 1: not true. Here is why, Well, here's where you're and
Speaker 1: then you're they're getting kind of nasty with me, and
Speaker 1: I'm not anything. I disagree with them. I'm not specifically
Speaker 1: attacking them, like here's the fact, here's a link to
Speaker 1: back up the thing. But I never ever say anything
Speaker 1: about that particular person or persons that I was disagreeing with,
Speaker 1: all the while saying, hey, man, I was just trying
Speaker 1: to answer my old friend's question. I answered this question done.
Speaker 1: Probably should have done it a direct message, but I didn't,
Speaker 1: So then I started getting you know, uh oh, I
Speaker 1: thought everyone on the office story in morning show was nice,
Speaker 1: but apparently I was wrong. Right, Oh, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: have to listen to something else in the morning. First
Speaker 1: of all, what I do or say on social media
Speaker 1: amongst my friends has nothing to do with the morning show.
Speaker 1: I don't discuss politics or religion on the morning show, right,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't affect what you listened to. Okay, don't bring
Speaker 1: in my everyone was nice. I am nice. I politely
Speaker 1: disagreed with you. That's the problem with our country right
Speaker 1: now is if you disabute with somebody, you're an asshole.
Speaker 1: You should die, You're terrible. I was very polite in
Speaker 1: my disagreements. Okay, So then I get a guy who
Speaker 1: was commenting and being rude and like, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: know anything. He puts up a link to David Brodie's
Speaker 1: Wikipedia page. It's not me, it's the guy I complain
Speaker 1: about all the time, right, it's the guy from from
Speaker 1: the Christian Broadcasting Now from CBN Religious Conservative Guide. Great whatever,
Speaker 1: and like, the guy writes, very interesting, look who we're
Speaker 1: debating with, to which I wrote, first of all, if
Speaker 1: you've been looking at what I've been writing, it's the
Speaker 1: exact opposite of what this guy would say. And I'm
Speaker 1: not that guy. Right, you could say it's not my picture.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, yes, very interesting, However, that's not me, right.
Speaker 1: So then I got out attitude that no, no, does
Speaker 1: not mean it's not me. Right. So I want to
Speaker 1: spend put a special shout out to all people on
Speaker 1: social media. Don't judge the people I work with and
Speaker 1: show them on because you don't like something I put
Speaker 1: on my Facebook page, right, or you don't like a
Speaker 1: tweet where I was going for a joke, or you
Speaker 1: don't like that I liked something that you disagree with politically,
Speaker 1: are you said something too soon? Too soon? You're entitled
Speaker 1: to your opinions. I'm toming you. I love you, guys.
Speaker 1: You'll listen. I love you, guys. To the woman on Facebook,
Speaker 1: so I has to protect her name, I will refer
Speaker 1: to you snowflake as France, so big, fuck you Facebook,
Speaker 1: Fran and oh and wrong picture, Pete, fuck you. I'm
Speaker 1: not that guy snowing in the control room again, Brodie,
Speaker 1: it's snowing, so lighting the funk up. You're entitled your opinion,
Speaker 1: but you know who else is entitled to their opinion.
Speaker 1: People who disagree with you are entitled to their opinion.
Speaker 1: They are. You are entitled to be wrong. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean you're listening to the podcast because you're wonderful.
Speaker 1: You on Facebook you're wrong. But if someone asked me
Speaker 1: a question and I respond, I don't want your opinion,
Speaker 1: the guy who asked me the question can give his opinion.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Facebook fan? All right, wrong picture from a picture?
Speaker 1: Pa you wrong picture. I'm not that guy. Don't used jokes.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. And as we get into unused jokes.
Speaker 1: Can I just say hold on before we get done
Speaker 1: used jokes? Yeah, Tomorrow, at the time of this taping,
Speaker 1: we are going to and we're going to Coney Island,
Speaker 1: Yes we are. And we are stopping off at Feltman's
Speaker 1: of Corney Allen. Yes we are brody. Now, normally, you know,
Speaker 1: we buy them in the supermarkets, which I did yesterday.
Speaker 1: You got you got the last package, dude. I was
Speaker 1: in Morton Williams and I was I was hungry for
Speaker 1: something good for dinner, and I was over by the
Speaker 1: deli counter because that's where they keep them, and I
Speaker 1: noticed the last package of Feltman's hot dogs. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm paying retail. I'm buying these puppies.
Speaker 1: Of course not made with puppy, but but I will
Speaker 1: tell you that. I went upstairs, I put it in
Speaker 1: my convection oven, and I watched as that light was
Speaker 1: on in the oven, and I watched how the the
Speaker 1: hot dogs swoll. It got swollen, and it got bigger
Speaker 1: and bigger and juicy, and all of a sudden it
Speaker 1: started like tearing in the middle, like it started splitting,
Speaker 1: and the bubbly juices started bubbling up. It was a big, fat,
Speaker 1: juicy Feltman. I'll tell you what wasn't bubbling up in
Speaker 1: the middle when that split. It wasn't nitrates. It wasn't
Speaker 1: filler because Feltman's doesn't use that. They don't use nitrates,
Speaker 1: nitrates and nitrates. It's all natural. Feltman's of Coney Island
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Go there to their website Feltman's of
Speaker 1: Coney Island dot com. Uh, that's where you're gonna see
Speaker 1: the story of Charles Feltman who invented the hot dog,
Speaker 1: and that guy Nathan. He worked for Feltman in Coney
Speaker 1: Island and then said, you know what, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: my own business. So he learned from the best. So
Speaker 1: why not try the try Feltman who invented the hot dog.
Speaker 1: By the way, and available at Amazon. We haven't mentioned
Speaker 1: this before. Amazon and jet dot com. You get have
Speaker 1: the shipped your house. Yeah, Amazon dot com, Jet dot
Speaker 1: com Feltman's hot Dogs. From the time you will listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast, within a matter of days, you're gonna
Speaker 1: Feltman's to your house. And also they're also available at
Speaker 1: your local Fairway if you have one near you. Morton Williams,
Speaker 1: Mrs Green's. You're not gonna be disappointed. Um, and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna have that that salty aftertaste where you need
Speaker 1: to chuck a glass of water afterwards. You know what
Speaker 1: we're all gonna have though. I'm gonna have the smell
Speaker 1: of Feltman's hot dogs in my car tomorrow because I'm
Speaker 1: driving to Brooklyn. My car is gonna smell like hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Are so excited. I'm excited to get him fresh. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go over there. We cannot wait, Thank you so much. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're they're raided. I mean, listen to this. Just most
Speaker 1: likely the best hot dog you'll ever eat in your life,
Speaker 1: says the Gothamist. This is the top hot dog on
Speaker 1: Coney Island, and it's not Nathan's. That's from the New
Speaker 1: York Post. Uh, and the best hot dog I've ever
Speaker 1: had in my life from Barstool Sports Feltmon's of that's
Speaker 1: f E. L. T. M A N S of Coney
Speaker 1: Island dot com. Okay, now, Brody's got some unused joke
Speaker 1: that Felton hot dogs. No jokes, These are jokes. How
Speaker 1: now as you get into your jokes. Uh, shout out
Speaker 1: to someone who really made me laugh on Twitter with
Speaker 1: this visual not really grammar police. Uh at Sweet Girl
Speaker 1: Beck talked about she had a picture of prepackaged watermelon
Speaker 1: in a grocery store and it just has a sticker
Speaker 1: on it that says boneless. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was they got the wrong stickers supposed to
Speaker 1: say seedless, but they put the boneless sticker on the
Speaker 1: seedless the bone had put the bone had put the
Speaker 1: boneless sticker on the seedless watermelon. Well, who wants a
Speaker 1: watermelon with a bone in it? Although if you ever have,
Speaker 1: it's kind of soft. Hi here, you're unused jokes. Um,
Speaker 1: who were we? Oh? Someone was talking about Froggy was
Speaker 1: in Arizona on vacation. Froggy from the Olvis Right Morning
Speaker 1: Show in case you don't listen to that, and he
Speaker 1: said he saw some roadrunners, he saw a coyote, and
Speaker 1: if you watch the old Hanna Barbarra cartoons you'll get
Speaker 1: my joke which we didn't get to. I asked him
Speaker 1: if he saw any acme annvils. All right, um, oh,
Speaker 1: this one's dirty. I'm gonna save that for later on
Speaker 1: in the towards the end. I'll say the dirty ones
Speaker 1: for the end. Uh. Oh, Elvis Uh. Elvis, the host
Speaker 1: of our show, went to uh went on a trip
Speaker 1: to Africa and uh so somebody texted in is it
Speaker 1: because of the song Africa by Toto and Weezer And
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, Weezer dictates my life. They tell me
Speaker 1: where to go. And so I said, yeah, you also
Speaker 1: bought a hash pipe and a sweater hio to um.
Speaker 1: Elvis yesterday on the show was saying how he didn't
Speaker 1: kill any animals while he was on on safari. He
Speaker 1: would never do that. Uh that he you know, it's
Speaker 1: not what he did. What he was there. He's not
Speaker 1: a hunter, which is if you're a hunter, that's fine.
Speaker 1: She's not. And so I wrote a joke for Froggy
Speaker 1: to do and he didn't want to do it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And the joke was really because I saw a picture
Speaker 1: of Elvis roasting a hippo on a spit on his
Speaker 1: Instagram page. Um oh Uh. Scary was talking about on
Speaker 1: his social media how he was on Uh we had
Speaker 1: some Sam and her boyfriend were on Norwegian Bliss and
Speaker 1: Scary was on Norwegian Pride of America. So the joke
Speaker 1: I wrote for me, which Elvis didn't let me do,
Speaker 1: was oh I was on the Norwegian couch all week.
Speaker 1: Didn't let me get to that. Uhh uh. Elvis was
Speaker 1: talking to somebody who said they had a sword swallow
Speaker 1: at their party. The joke was that Elvis. Elvis was
Speaker 1: supposed to say, I always have a sword swaller at
Speaker 1: my parties. Uh, let's see that one's not good. Oh,
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice. If you followed the news the week of
Speaker 1: September fourth or fifth, whenever it us, Vanilla Ice was
Speaker 1: on a plane that was quarantined due to influenza. Hundreds
Speaker 1: of people got sick, and Vanilla Ice, i'll use the
Speaker 1: term rapper loosely, was on the plane. And so the joke, uh,
Speaker 1: which I put in my unused joke pile, but then
Speaker 1: I wrote it again and he used it. So if
Speaker 1: you heard it, but here it is, uh lyrics to
Speaker 1: his new song, Uh stop quarantine and listen. And the
Speaker 1: one he didn't do was Elvis was talking about how
Speaker 1: he was going up and down the rows trying to
Speaker 1: help people. And you saw the jokes are you were laughing,
Speaker 1: But he didn't do it was Vanilla Ice. He knew
Speaker 1: what to do. Do do do do do? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't get to that Uh, Nate Nate on our show.
Speaker 1: One of the other producers on the show. He moved
Speaker 1: during vacation and uh he said he had sex nine
Speaker 1: times while he was moving into his new apartment. I said,
Speaker 1: it looks like he got into a lot of boxes.
Speaker 1: This week didn't get to that joke. And then, of
Speaker 1: course this week we were talking on the show about
Speaker 1: the Box of the Month club and Elvis has like
Speaker 1: sock of the month tie a month, right, and he
Speaker 1: has bark box, which is for dogs. So he said,
Speaker 1: isn't there one for cats? And I said, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: called pussy box. He did not want to do that.
Speaker 1: What happened there was the Wee three Kings. What happened
Speaker 1: with that? With with there was the elves was trying
Speaker 1: to grapple with what the three presents were that they
Speaker 1: brought a gold Franken CeNSE, Franken CeNSE, frank Censen Mars,
Speaker 1: Franken cenzin mar so so I started writing. It didn't
Speaker 1: finish because I gave up because he moved on. But
Speaker 1: I wrote it, but you wrote it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I said, the same joke. Aren't they two of the
Speaker 1: impractical jokers? Frank and I also, aren't they injury attorneys?
Speaker 1: Injury don't wait? All right? So next episode, episode fifty two,
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about I think I'm gonna rant
Speaker 1: about direct TV, who I love, but they fucked me.
Speaker 1: Um the pizza place that had the terrible Zeppeli's and
Speaker 1: didn't give me a refund about ten up sons Ago.
Speaker 1: I got an update there and uh, scary was a
Speaker 1: rude fun to me. Okay, something to look forward to.
Speaker 1: But when am I not a rude buck tiber, it's
Speaker 1: a good point. Sometimes you deserve it, you know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's because sometimes from you and I are from
Speaker 1: a special place. You know where that place is, Brooklyn
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