WEBVTT - #51: Wicker? I Didn't Even Know Her! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.760 I'm so excited for our trip to Brooklyn Tomorrow. We 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:06.160 are going home. Yeah, We're gonna visit Beach Morty Gardens, 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:09.640 get a slice you know where I'm going stopping Feltman's 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:12.079 of Coney Island. Feltman's, get some hot dogs that we 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.520 don't have to cook all that we do cook them 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:16.640 at and then then swinging up to con the Avenue. Boom, 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.120 that's the place right there. We're gonna visit our friends 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:22.759 at Grand Prix Motors. Grand Primotors is already holding a 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:25.160 special place in my heart because they've got some amazing 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.120 vehicles there and we're gonna take some pictures with them, 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:28.760 and then we're gonna report back to you guys and 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:31.000 post the stuff on Instagram on the Brooklyn Boys page. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:32.920 I'm gonna have a problem with some of those cars 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.040 driving them slowly. Well, first of all, i'm back in Brooklyn. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.080 I never drove slowly when I was in Brooklyn. But 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:43.000 I love a deal. Grand Primotors combines and compares all 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.320 the dealerships they work with to get you the best price. 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:48.320 Within eight hours, you're in a car and you're saving money. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.800 Now you don't even have to go to see them 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.840 in person. Although you can go in for a test 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.480 drive and that's fine, but you can visit them online 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.440 at Grand Premotors dot com. That's Grand p r i 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:02.840 X Motors dot com. And they're a one stop shop, 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.200 which is even better. So not only are you going 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.040 to get the best price, you can also go there 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.720 for your other needs. Maybe you need body work done, right, 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.240 you want to trade in your car, You want to 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.520 do at least swap, least return. They do all of it. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.039 But I'll tell you what I love the most. The 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.840 least price is the price of the lease. What does 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.000 that mean? You know? You see? Commercials are like oh 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:25.600 Leas's call for two nine. They go only nine dollars dollars. Right, 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.000 you gotta you have to pay them thousands of dollars 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.160 to get the least not a grand pre mother. They 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.880 give you the price. That's the price. You pay enough 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.880 to go in with your with a suitcase full of cash. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.640 They got nineteen brands models nationwide at the most competitive 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:42.360 pricing available on lease financing and cash purchases. But then 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.800 let them do the price matching and the beating and 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.920 the comparing. You don't have to here's an added wrinkle. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.480 Any card delivered from now until Thanksgiving. They're gonna give 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.760 you one dollars cash back when you mentioned us. Yeah, 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.400 I will say, though, if you say Scary and Brod 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:00.160 you want to shut up? You say the Brooklyn Boy. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.160 That's right. It's a hundreds either way. I say, Brody, 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.080 say Scary, say that you want a hundred dollars, get 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.040 a car a hundred dollars just mentioning our names. Hundred 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.160 dollars cash back now until Thanksgiving at Grand primotors dot com. Hey, 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.520 this is Jim found here listening to the Brooklyn Boys. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:22.519 Guess we just got that today. The Brooklyn Boys that 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.240 it's been away. They both have so much to see. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:40.240 You know their names and the boys to the podcasting 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.960 again episode fifty one. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.919 see you area coach seven three two Brooklyn Boys ft W. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.080 That's for the Wind or the Wind, thank you so much. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.119 Already shouting this out on the text messages. How would 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.080 they even though that we're recording right now? Well, you 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.160 know we got text messages during the alpice Strand Morning 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:06.960 Show this morning Thursday, the fifth startup Startupoklyn Boys. Okay, 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.240 so people like, is there another new episode today. By 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:11.799 the way, we're playing the boys are back in town. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.480 You're like, what do you mean back in town? We 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.240 had an episode last week, episode fifty. Well we put 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.600 that together two weeks ago, two and a half weeks ago, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.919 and I posted it while Scary was on a cruise 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.040 ship all over Hawaii yelling at me to post a podcast. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.280 Post the podcad I was so I wanted to post 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.119 it on Tuesday. I'm like, dude, it's Wednesday night, freaking podcast. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.000 But I had to do some editing, putting some more 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.880 pieces together. I had to find uh, the uncomplete, complete, 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:44.040 longest version possible of the disgustingly filthy wedding phone tap 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:49.040 on deep putting my lips, Yeah, read my lips when 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.280 she says, so give me that. What's the bottom line? 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.200 What's my bottom line? I'm trying to fight out your 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.920 bottom line? Yeah. And I'm sorry, by the way for 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.800 the one that I phoned town. People are like, you know, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.240 you really mess with that girl. She sounds like she 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.640 was an agonizing pain, made a cry, you know, you 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:12.000 know what, she was an entitled accusably But here's the thing, 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.280 a queen bee and you know what, and and and 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.160 it's this is life's lessons. Her father was teaching her 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.719 a lesson. You have to remember, we don't air these, 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:24.480 we don't put them up on the podcast unless they 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.000 laughed and they enjoyed it and it was positive. If 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.680 we told her it was a praying phone call and 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:33.120 she was like, hey, we wouldn't we wouldn't post it. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.960 It was the fact that she was like she came 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.400 around and she's like, I guess I deserved this. I 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.359 was really losing my mind. That's why her father wanted 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.359 her like hold a mirror up to herself and go, 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:47.760 this is we're not malicious, but we're not malicious. So 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.600 you actually asked me what episode this was before we 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.279 hit record, Like, well, because I'm on vacation. First of all, 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:57.120 I'm six hours behind. I cannot get ripped away six 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.560 hours to be funny, I'm not time. I'm not getting 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.800 right with myself. Man, I went to Hawaii over the break, 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.440 getting six hours behind. Is he anyone who doesn't follow, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.240 who follows you on social media doesn't know you went 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.680 to It was very discreet. My postings were very it 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.440 was fifteen minutes you didn't post. Is that when you 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.400 mean discreet that fifteen minute window. You know who gave 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.560 me a little sarcastic uh like love in the hallway 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:25.719 yesterday was our old friend Carolina Bermudez. Oh yeah, she's like, hey, scary, 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.239 how do you do. I haven't seen you in a while. Um, 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.360 you know, I didn't realize that someone said you went 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.960 to Hawaii, But I never would have noticed that. What 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.880 do you mean just I don't know what. Just a 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.480 rumor was that you went there. But it was very, 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.640 very subtle, very subtle she was. She was trying to 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:51.400 be sarcastic over every meal, every drink, every island, every boat, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:54.760 every submarine. I mean, it was a great trip. Yeah, 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.640 so I was. I was six hours behind because Hawaii 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:59.560 has its own time zone. But you didn't know that, 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.039 did The uns of Hawaii are its own time zone, 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.120 and it's it's three hours behind l A, six hours 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:07.080 behind us here in New York City. Uh, you aren't 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.800 talking to me, right, you were talking to the people 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.760 listening to the podcast. I know this, of course, I've 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.560 been there. I know a right. You know I got arrested. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.799 Don't have to educate you. I got arrested on Maui 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:21.080 jump bail. That was the story. Yeah, but um and 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.799 I just a worried about this, and you know whatever, 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.520 you want to play the jingle on me, play the 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.839 freaking jingle. But I have to tell you most of 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.599 our listeners have never been Hawaii, and prior to this trip, 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.640 I had never been to Hawaii. And I'm so lucky 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.400 to be going and doing this. So that's first of all, 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.920 that's the reason why my overposting because I was so excited. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.120 I'm like, this is like a brand new world. First 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.839 time in Hawaii, first time I ever was up in 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:48.120 a helicopter, so I I wouldn't do that, okay. And 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:51.880 then the first time I was ever below the seat 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.760 uh in a submarine that was pretty cool. Those were 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.080 all first for me. And I had bucket list, you 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.039 know that the bucket list items. I was like checking 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.599 out box like that. You're gonna put together a compilation 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.360 video that people can go and watch in case they 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.880 missed your snap stories stories. I have it. I do 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.600 have it, but I'm not posting it. I don't want 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.279 to put you through it again. I do have a question, 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:13.040 and this is not a sponsor slipping. We've been very 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.720 upfront that Norwegian Cruise Line is a partner of ours 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:19.240 and and and by the way, for sponsorship I D purposes. 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.800 Norwegian sent me on this and I'm I'm going to 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.560 tell you I think you legally need to mention that 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.320 on a podcast, which just shows you the kind of 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.920 ment you all mentioned they were a sponsor without slipping 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.000 it in. Yes, that that wasn't I have a question. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.400 You went out on a boat. This was a daily excursion. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:35.960 I assume you went out on a boat, not a ship, 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.640 but a boat, and a submarine came out from under 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.400 the water and met you. It was the freakiest thing, 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.640 was well, because yeah, so so the guy. So basically, 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:46.840 how was that a submarine that moves around or it's 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.680 like twent leagues under to see a disney where it 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.320 went down to came back. No, no, no, no, it's 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.840 an actual submarine that trails the floor. You a little 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.680 freaked out because I have to be hot freaked out. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:59.920 I'm I'm I'm I'm not closetrophobic in a normal situation, 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.080 but if I get like in a cramped, dark like 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.800 locked room, I get a little like a little freaky 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:09.640 your bedroom like that. Yeah, no, like I couldn't be 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.960 in prison. That's why I don't commit crimes. But like 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.720 on Mission Space at Disney, if you haven't been a 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.560 Mission Space, there's the two different road the rides. There's 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.000 the one wh they spin you really fast that we 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:20.960 vomits on, and then the other one. I go, oh, 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:23.480 it's less it's less impactful. So I went on that, 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.080 And if you haven't been on that, they you get 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.080 in this like um it's like a storage shed that 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.280 makes you feel like you're in a space capsule. And 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.080 you sit in this thing and the command buttons in 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.720 the screen are like six ft ahead in front of you. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.679 You can reach your arms out little room, stretch your legs, 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.439 but then the latches come down over your shoulders, the 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.439 big head restraint. I can see how you can get closer. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.640 You no wait, and then the entire thing in front 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.079 of you, with all the screens comes at you, bro 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.679 comes at you, and it's like right in front of 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.880 you like you're playing a video game. But the wall 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:57.600 is next to you, right next to you on the right, 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.720 the person's right next to you on the left, and 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.920 you're in there, locked in. I got a little like 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.559 like a clustrophobic and I did not enjoy that. Well, 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.000 so no, wait, so when I was watching you in 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.280 the submarine, I started thinking, like, would I be okay 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:12.520 in the submarine? I think you'd be fine. Um, you 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.920 know with these Norwegian with with the cruise line, we 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.840 went on all these excursions and this submarine was one. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.840 It was a touristy thing that we did. But that 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.720 was such a ship right even just like no we 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.440 went from the ship and we said, hey, but the 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.079 ship arranged it. The ship arranged it because you go 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.040 through the ship's well. See that's the thing about Norwegian. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.120 They do all the work for you. Again. Not not 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.319 a commercial for though, but I've been on cruises where 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.320 they hand you a pamphlet every day. We woke up 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.680 into New Island and it was like boom, today we 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.079 will landed in Maui. Here, here are five things to 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:42.840 choose from. And I'm like, oh, I want to go 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.000 in the submarine. So I signed up with a submarine. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.920 I get they take you. You go to the shore, 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:48.920 you go on a boat and they go in the 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.680 middle of the Pacific Ocean and in the middle of nowhere, 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.200 the guy goes all right, everybody, get your cameras ready 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.160 because the submarine is coming to pick us all up. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.200 And obviously the joke is from underground. So you so 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.560 you're sitting there watching. You're in the middle of the ocean, 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.360 the Pacific Ocean, and you your cameras are all focused, 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.280 and they said, all right, coming up in ten nine eight, 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.920 and you can hear them broadcasting from the submarine with 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:13.839 the countdown, And as soon as it goes three to 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.160 one in the middle of nowhere, a fucking submarine just 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:21.280 pops up from like dramatically, And I put this on 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.920 my social because I'm like, holy ship. I've never seen 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.760 this in real life. Usually it's the opposite. Usually it's 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.880 like the Titanic, where the stuff is just going down. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.880 You don't see footage of of a ship or a submarine. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.360 It was very you know, it was intense. And then 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.559 you get off the ship, the boat that you're on, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.000 and you board the submarine and you climb a ladder 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.720 down and they seem like a plank you to walk across, 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.720 like a set up a little bridge, and then you 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.360 walk across. It's all It's safe for even grandma. If 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.840 Grandma wants to go. It's a touristy thing, and everybody 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:51.760 sits in their seats and it's comfortable, a little chair. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.319 How long did you go into war and everybody's got 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.480 a window? About forty five minutes and and then they 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:02.680 take you around underwater two thousand year old world reefs. Shark. Yeah, 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.880 we saw one shark, a baby shark. I saw a 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.960 couple of eel uh, and then I've seen other Yeah. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.520 There were a lot of a lot of colorful fish. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.640 Did you see anything that you're like, oh, I've eaten that. No, 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:16.080 because a lot of the fish were No. No, they 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:22.559 weren't like Atlantic Ocean non specials like white fish fish now. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.000 But but it was more of like the you know 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.800 when your friend has a fan that one friend has 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.160 a fancy fish tank. It was those fish. The ones 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:32.760 would all colors and neon colors and yeah that so 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.520 so that was awesome. And then then the day after 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.480 that is when I went up in a helicopter. We 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.640 were they say, the only way to see the island 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:43.720 of Kauai is by helicopter, and I'm like, well, I'll 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:47.520 go on that excursion today. Let me tell you. When 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.480 I was up in that, it was Florida ceiling windows. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.400 You would not have fared well, Brodie. All of a sudden, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.720 the dashboard and all the controls has an entire piece 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.680 and it was like going and it was moved violently 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.000 in the air. Were in the air, and I'm like, um, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:04.800 is that supposed to be doing that. It shouldn't. Looks 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.000 like something is unscrewed there. And they're like, that is 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.080 normal helicopter movement. It's supposed to move. I'm like, the 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:15.240 whole held helicopter look like it was like it was moving, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.920 like they were parts inside the helicopter that were moving. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.720 By the way, as you're telling this story, you're shaking 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.240 and there are parts of you moving that. There's parts 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:25.120 of me jiggling. That's what was going on. Anyway, the 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:29.320 most beautiful and breathtaking I've ever seen of Kauai. By 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.880 the way, my girlfriend started crying, and I'm like, are 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.840 you okay, okay? Do I need to pass you a 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.760 bar bag? Which, by the way, they call them comfort bags. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.960 That's not sure to coat this, it's a bar fag. Well, 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.920 so she was like, She's like, I'm like, why are 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:47.640 you crying? She said, It's just so beautiful, and they 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.240 play and you are wearing headphones and you have you know, 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.480 you have a microphone that you could talk to the pilot. Okay, 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.520 so what are these you have to go first night? Yeah, 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:01.840 just for effect. And then and she and she's like 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.280 well as soon as also they start playing Jurassic Park 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.880 music in your headphones, so you feel it. And then 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.719 and then there's a moment where they take you or 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.360 you would not do it well at this part. They 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.520 take you into a canyon and you descend into a 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:19.760 canyon inside the helicopter and you're hovering over the canyon 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.199 and and the helicopter propellers are going and you're going, 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.880 and that's the sound, and then the dashboard ships making 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.679 that that violent little shape. And then the guy does 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.160 a three sixty aerial so you can see three sixty 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.280 around you. You spin and place slowly, and then all 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:38.160 around you is a canyon and you're literally suspended in 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.839 a canyon where no human can go except for helicopters. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.960 Like you can't get there by car, you can't hike there. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.439 That's not Christy Canyon. You don't want to. Everybody's been there, Ohio. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.200 But a point star for those of you who know 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.080 she is anyway. So I have a question what I 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:57.040 have done better in the helicopter or the submarine. But 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.360 they give you a DVD of your entire experience when 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.280 you come back of the helicopter. Helicopter with the helicopter, 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.000 so there's a there's a seven camera system that's in place, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.560 and they warned you everything that you ask on the 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:12.800 microphone is videotaped. All the video of you inside the helicopter. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.120 If you crap your pants, you're in trouble, right, And 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.360 and then outside the helicopter they do shots of what 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.360 they show you. What's what you're looking at? Now? I 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.440 will say this, Um, you don't want to you know, 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.640 we got the v DVD. I haven't seen it yet, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.080 but UM, I have it. I lived it, and it's nice. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.360 It's a nice memory, a nice um memento. I guess 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.680 was that a mentor? Yeah? Whatever? Did you and Robin 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.120 go at any nude beaches? No? We went to a 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.400 black sand beach where the sand was actually black. It 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.440 was a volcanic ash. Why has it got to be 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.520 a black sand? Thing can be? You know what? Black 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.400 sand matters? I don't. I don't see color when it 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.600 comes to sand. Well, they have a green sand beach too. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.040 We do get to see that. And then we went 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:54.120 to see a uh oh, there was a oh the waterfalls. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.760 By the way, that was not a political statement in 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.760 any way. That was a spoof play on words. That's all. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:03.560 I think Adis are small enough to know that. All right, yeah, alright, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.120 I need you to be I need you to answer me, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:10.280 Answer me honestly, Answer me honestley. How many days after 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.400 you got home did you keep posting pictures and video 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.080 like you were still there? And I say that because 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.000 you texted me about tipping on the cruise ship, which 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.880 we're gonna talk about in a minute. You said how 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.160 much should I tip? The cruise is over? But then 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.120 like two or three days you kept putting up pictures 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.720 in video like you were still in Hawaii. What's going 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:30.240 on there? What was that about? Because I know we 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.840 stayed in Honolulu two extra nights. Okay. I felt like 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.320 you were trying to milk the social No no, no, no, 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.960 no no. I actually stopped the social media when I 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:40.760 when I left the cruise, So yeah, you can't get 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.800 me on that one. But I was, I was in Honolulu. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.720 I was still on Waikiki Beach. We were staying there, 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.040 and I gotta say, Waikiki Beach, that is the Disney 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:54.000 World of of Hawaii because it was just kids and 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.920 kids and families and oh my god. And and then 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.480 there were all these stores that you would find at 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.800 a mall, like an upscale mall outside, so I felt 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.040 like I was on part South Beach. But then there's 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:08.720 mountains and tropical trees and palm trees everywhere. It was. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.040 It was an interesting mix. But Waikiki Beach heavily touristy, 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.600 and I don't need to go to Coach to buy 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.920 a coach bag. Um, yeah, when I can do that. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.960 You know, I don't know why people shop there. I mean, 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.200 I'm like, hello, you could shop in your own because 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.280 you don't know where in the world they're from. You know, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.600 there's that they could be from Japan and they're like, oh, 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.960 I wanna go to Coach Okay, then maybe that's from Australia. Well, 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:32.800 those two that you mentioned, like Tokyo gets a lot 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.560 because it's seven hour flights in Tokyo and Japan, right, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.680 and then Australia there's a lot of tourists from this. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.720 The world goes around, right, not flat. They crushed the 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.760 international dateline and come in the opposite Director's right, So yeah, 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.040 so so so Hawaii is accessible to both very readily, 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.800 and they have as many tourists from the far East 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.880 as they do, you know, from California, because a lot 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:54.640 of West Coast people go there. It's five hour flaw. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.120 Did you get to meet the World Championship Little League team? 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.920 Did not? But they were, they were all the rage. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.680 I will say one thing, though, I gotta give a 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.719 big fuck you to the Weather Channel, if I may 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:14.480 change that, because you flew into post volcano and mostly 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:18.879 post was hurricane, hurricane hurricane. All right, listen, we are 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.040 to blame the media. I'm gonna just we are not 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:27.520 the media, okay, for all intents and purposes. See how 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:31.199 I got that right. It's not intensive purposes. It's for 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:35.800 all intents and purposes. We are the media in this case, 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.119 big Grammar police segment coming up later, by the way, 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:44.480 shout out Rich Felts. So the Weather Channel had had 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:51.440 this whole run up about hurricanes and craziness headed towards Hawaii, Hawaii. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:56.080 Notice how they say Hawaii, because it's that's a sensationalistic 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:59.080 statement on the part of the Weather Channel, like the 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.600 media does. They took you saw for days pictures and 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.560 video of all kinds of everything except an avalanche. Right here. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:11.040 You saw trees uprooted, you know, like that root forty 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:14.080 six video you posted of cars on top of cars, floods, 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.440 floods and water for two kinds of animal, animal and 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.520 stay away, we gotta we gotta cat and we did 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.640 give you shipped for it all lying in the hurricane 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:27.240 you what are you doing? Scary? You know, because of 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:31.720 of We were all victims of of media outlets like 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.520 the Weather Channel, because all they talk about is weather. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.840 That's your entire life. Wait a minute, are you telling 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.000 me the Weather Channel all they talk about his weather. 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:43.679 That's all they do, you know. And all they do 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.719 is kept someone watching the Weather Channel. Not once did 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.760 they cook a meal. I understand that. Well when I 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.240 get when I finally get to Hawaiian no home improvement 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.439 on the Weather Channel. I got this Sunday evening. The 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.320 weather was bombing and cloudy, but that was it, and 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:00.600 there like we're still waiting for the rain hit here. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.720 What a joke. And then in the days that followed, 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.399 I finally went to this place called Hlo with the island. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.359 What's on the big island Halo, and they drove us 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:15.200 past the tour guy drove us past the five block 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:20.560 radius that one of the of the media coverage what 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:24.240 was So they're like, this is the area that you 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:27.600 kept seeing on all the weather stations and it was 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:30.720 for three days straight of a continuous loop. We'd like 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:34.320 to say thank you, but no thank you to mainland 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:38.680 US weather media outlets because you fucked us on our 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:43.400 tourism and you know what you did. You scared away 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:48.000 people and potential commerce that could have been supporting Hawaii 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:52.959 and going there, but instead hundreds of people canceled their trips, 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:56.320 maybe thousands and decided, oh, I'm not going anywhere near 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.000 there now. You fucked everybody over Weather Channel. I'm gonna 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.479 Weather Channel because that's what you do weather and you 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.479