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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the.

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Speaker 2: Show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 2: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 1: This is important.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the four dudes who talk about coming diarrhea live.

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Speaker 1: Give it up first, tug at titties. You're flying without kids.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with that.

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Speaker 4: I knew a middle school teacher of yours, you pancake dick,

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Speaker 4: fuck face.

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Speaker 1: Buckle up. Oh my god, we made it. Wowlyma ha,

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Speaker 1: I said.

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Speaker 4: As we're pulling into this city, I said, like thirty times, like, hey, guys,

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Speaker 4: welcome homah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. And I don't know, I don't think

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Speaker 1: anybody's ever said that before that. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, I think that was an original thing that I

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Speaker 4: just came up with on the on the drive end.

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Speaker 1: That's a dope original thought to have. Yeah, it's he

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Speaker 1: comes origin. Now there we go. Maybe the mess when.

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Speaker 4: You like, uh, when you would come home from college

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Speaker 4: or what I didn't go to college. When I came

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Speaker 4: home from it you imagine you read this in a book.

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Speaker 4: When I came home from smoking weed with you guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, and then and then like un ironically

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Speaker 1: saying to my friends like that.

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Speaker 4: They'd be like, welcome, Homa Hall, and I'd be like,

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Speaker 4: it's good to be back, Homa Hall.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: You know it wasn't that sounded ironic, but it was.

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Speaker 2: It was from your heart and from your soul.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, at that time, it was yeah.

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Speaker 2: You have to get that tatted across your chest tonight, dude, bring.

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Speaker 4: The tattoo artist out. We're getting a lot of ink done.

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Speaker 5: I don't think we couldn't get or like on your

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Speaker 5: lower back if it just said holah, welcome to my

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Speaker 5: ho la haul.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes to you, I'll no no please, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: it's the last stop on the tour. Points are flying tonight, okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you are really willy nilly with points,

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Speaker 4: specifically to Durs. I feel like Kyle and I could

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Speaker 4: say something very funny.

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Speaker 1: Yes we can, and we don't and we do we should.

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Speaker 1: Points are different. Points are different than funny. And if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that by now, you'll never know.

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Speaker 2: And what what is the reason for this hat? There's

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Speaker 2: what did you think that everyone in Omaha dresses like this?

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Speaker 2: Or what was the I okay, truth be told. This

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Speaker 2: is whiteface. I feel like I'm putting something on right now.

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Speaker 2: I went to I also went to mass pro Shop

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Speaker 2: today and I was gonna come fully camoed out.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Those places are insane. And then as I like held up.

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Speaker 1: They're Disneylands for your dad, you know, well some dads.

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Speaker 2: As I held up the camo, it was like the

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Speaker 2: montage in the movie No One's Seen Which One Bamboozled,

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Speaker 2: where they're like hudding the shoe polish on their face

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Speaker 2: again and now they're really not into it. I just

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Speaker 2: held it up and I was like, this, this isn't

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Speaker 2: anymore not you.

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Speaker 1: Can't do it.

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Speaker 2: You're not a cam Yeah, zero points and also I

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Speaker 2: need extive points. I don't know if it was bright

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Speaker 2: or this fucking hat definitely tried to loft one to

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Speaker 2: the top.

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Speaker 1: Bunk up there, dude, hit a speaker, it's right there.

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Speaker 1: It was I got that coming out of the to

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Speaker 1: a real rough start.

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Speaker 4: But isn't my have fun that that'll be that'll be

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Speaker 4: a fun way to end the tour. Just it explodes

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Speaker 4: thirty two dead at the Orpheum Royeah Electrical shock.

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Speaker 2: Now and then they said, now this was important, this

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Speaker 2: was important.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now this actually was that it's important. No points there,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm giving you ten point.

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Speaker 4: Uh oh see see that's what happens when you when

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Speaker 4: you don't drink the buzzball and you just.

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Speaker 1: Pour it all over. I'm good, I'm good. Look at

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Speaker 1: ten points. Yes, well, it's so good to be back.

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Speaker 4: I don't get back here that often, which sucks, dude,

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Speaker 4: because my family up and moved to Lake at the Ozarks, Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Right, so yeah, damn yeah, yeah, damn no.

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Speaker 4: They're pretty happy with the decision. But yeah right, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: They live on the lake, so it's pretty cool for them.

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Speaker 2: But they're like, no, live in the suburbs like us

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Speaker 2: live in the suburbs.

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Speaker 1: But I miss it. I missed coming back here. Man.

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Speaker 2: Last time I was not the last time, but the

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Speaker 2: time before I was here, I did this thing called Becoming,

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Speaker 2: which was like this weird dot documentary about myself but

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not dead yet.

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Speaker 4: Lebron James put it on is for Disney Plus and

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Speaker 4: they like, it's like how you became who you have become,

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Speaker 4: and it was like me and they didn't mean Anthony

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Speaker 4: Davis and a bunch of like figure skaters and ship

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Speaker 4: and and and uh and and then they did. They

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Speaker 4: were like, a big thing was me uh being hit

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Speaker 4: by the cement truck, you know, because I was hit

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Speaker 4: by a cement truck.

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Speaker 1: We're on one hundred and forty fourth at Harrison. No

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Speaker 1: big deal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, these streets. I'll stay bleeding in these streets.

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Speaker 2: Hello Acts to Memorial.

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Speaker 4: And so they were like they're like, yeah, just look

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Speaker 4: misty eyed out at the intersection. So it's just awkwardly

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Speaker 4: me standing in the intersection going.

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Speaker 1: Like that's the spot, that's the spot. There it is.

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Speaker 1: So I was crying about it.

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Speaker 4: I kept I kept saying I kept saying how mangled

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Speaker 4: I was, and they're like, maybe a different word, and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I was mangled.

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Speaker 1: Though, okay, I was all twisted up. I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's where I was mangled. And they're like, just say

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Speaker 1: that's where the accident happened.

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Speaker 2: Like that's where the accident mangled me, and they're stop

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Speaker 2: saying mangled. There's And another thing that I kept doing

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Speaker 2: that they cut out, which I was bombed, is I

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Speaker 2: kept kneeling down. I would kneel down to the ground

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Speaker 2: and then touch the ground and go.

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Speaker 5: Bro, see that's fucking fire, dude, that's good content.

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Speaker 1: And then I would do this like three or four

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what fucking dads do.

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Speaker 1: After they give you like a real heart to heart talk.

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Speaker 1: They it's like, hey, no jerking off in the living room.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is this cleaning it up? Because I'm not tweeting

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Speaker 2: this up again, and that's.

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Speaker 1: That I'm not cleaning this up with my hands. Dan,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know what, actually, just go get me

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Speaker 1: a towel, right, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 4: So I did. They took me everywhere. I went back

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Speaker 4: to my old high school, Millard South High School.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, to.

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Speaker 4: To my old drama my old drama teacher, Missus Baker,

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Speaker 4: and uh she is she here? She acted like she

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Speaker 4: was like I was her favorite. She's like, we loved you,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, you didn't.

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Speaker 1: Your favorite. I was not your favorite. What what plays

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Speaker 1: did you do in high school? What was your big

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Speaker 1: jump off? Fucker? What plays didn't I do? Bitch?

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Speaker 2: Got something in the streets and I stay wearing way

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Speaker 2: too much makeup in high school productions.

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Speaker 1: Damn. But but seriously, like just a couple of plays

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Speaker 1: did I did? Uh?

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Speaker 2: I would do the comedy every year, and I did

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Speaker 2: Harvey were you know, is Harvey Bunny?

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Speaker 1: Bunny is like the invisible Bunny? Yeah? Is it? It's

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Speaker 1: not a Christmas one, is it? No?

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Speaker 4: And I remember I got I like missed, I fucked

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Speaker 4: up my lines. But then I went on an improv tirade.

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Speaker 4: It's like I was like, my god, I am weaving

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Speaker 4: gold up here. Yeah, and a scene that was supposed

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Speaker 4: to take two minutes took eleven minutes. We went off

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Speaker 4: they and I don't think it was good in hindsight.

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Speaker 1: I think I was just on stage and loving every second.

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Speaker 1: And there's no way you're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna be on stage and be like, fu, this sucks

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Speaker 5: and go for eleven minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I rewrote that bitch. Yeah that's weird. And

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Speaker 1: now that yeah, now there's this cool sex scene in

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Speaker 1: the middle, and then the Harvey comes in and then

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Speaker 1: and I start fucking Harvey just for theater teachers, just

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Speaker 1: like two years. I loved you, I love you. You're

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Speaker 1: the best. I don't love you, but.

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Speaker 4: I but then I kept trying to get that like

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Speaker 1: I like kneeled down and was.

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Speaker 3: Like, right right, let me let me wipe up this

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Speaker 3: chits from Harvey the production you jerked off in all

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Speaker 3: these places.

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Speaker 4: And then also I was like, I was like, maybe

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Speaker 4: I make like a big ass donation and like help

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Speaker 4: the school and like make this theater like really dope.

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Speaker 1: Like bring it in the New State of the Heart.

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Speaker 4: And then I was like, miss Baker, how much would

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Speaker 4: it take to uh really turn this theater around?

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Speaker 1: Thinking it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Like ten grand and uh oh no no she was

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Speaker 2: like I don't know, maybe a million, And I go, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's a lot by right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was like I didn't then say, like I was

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Speaker 4: thinking about donating. I was like, wow, so you have

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Speaker 4: to ask the state for that.

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Speaker 1: Or she had to go high. She had to go

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Speaker 1: high though, Yeah. She was like how deep are these pokers? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I guess I have done enough dumb commercials that she's like,

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Speaker 4: this guy's a whore for money.

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Speaker 1: He's done some ship, right, he could do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he can finance it million buck dude. When they

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Speaker 5: interviewed the last thought, well, I remember when they interviewed me.

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Speaker 5: They got me to a point where I actually cried

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Speaker 5: as well, Like I was like, yeah, but then they

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Speaker 5: fucking cut it out and I was like, thank god,

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Speaker 5: you know, oh yeah, you tried talking about Adam.

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Speaker 1: I did. I did in the it's in the raw footy.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I just got there. I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is what they want.

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Speaker 2: But it's because you kept calling me your mangled friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like Adam, he just he told me

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Speaker 1: the story and he was just so mangled. He was

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Speaker 1: just so mangled, mangler.

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Speaker 2: I imagine when you got hit by that truck that

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Speaker 2: it was like one of those movies where like the

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Speaker 2: superhero gets hurt, hit and then the whole truck like implodes.

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Speaker 1: On it like folds around you very much. Not like that.

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Speaker 1: He thought it was gonna be. He tried to shoulder

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Speaker 1: block the truck and he's like bad idea. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't funk.

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Speaker 4: With superhero movies now, yeah, because I'm like fake, not real,

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Speaker 4: not real.

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Speaker 1: That would actually really hurt you. Yeah. He would go

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Speaker 1: flying two hundred feet like a doll. Yeah, five hundred feet.

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Speaker 4: I was hit in uh uh, Sarpie County and I

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Speaker 4: landed in Douglas.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh shit, my man's dropping the counties.

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Speaker 2: Ye, Sarpy, what is that one that that is, dude.

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Speaker 4: That is I don't even know if Pomme Roy is

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Speaker 1: I hope. I hope Jeff Pomeroy or whatever his name

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Speaker 4: They were a band in the early two thousands that

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Speaker 1: Never let that music die, dude. That's how I met

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh too, just all palm Roy all the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I Adam, you came to Orange County, you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, they Orange County had never seen hair that

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Orange County does notoriously Adam fitting perfectly.

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Speaker 2: No, Like obviously you're from here, but like I was

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? How do I figure this out? Pack?

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Speaker 2: Son is just bill abong head to toe right? People

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Speaker 1: Yeah, little one? You were putting Son in in your

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just soap showing everywhere. I'm just grinding on ships.

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Speaker 2: Pizza pizza you never had It's so good? See Yo's pizza. Dude,

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Speaker 4: Blake comes into town and immediately clocks my two favorite.

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Speaker 1: He's like, Zeo's pizza. What's that about? And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: CEO's pizza stick up Brad, stick up Yo ass Yo's

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Speaker 4: And then you also mention, uh, Romeos, not a typical

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Speaker 4: I have to go on YouTube for that sounds like

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Speaker 2: Typical place, not your typical restaurant, and it's not your

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Speaker 4: It is they're already they're just doing some other ship too,

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Speaker 4: because it is good. I do like Romeos, but then

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Speaker 1: Corn, Like I actually just got it though. It's not

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Speaker 2: So it's like they're really taking the Mexican pizza thing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, choice, Yeah, pizza nacho typical restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I think I can play the song.

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Speaker 3: We might have to sit through a Hyundai ad or

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Speaker 6: What you say, it's not like the Caribbean beat. I

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Speaker 4: Not They were like, you like Mexican food and the

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Speaker 4: you know there's not one guy named Romeo working there, right, guys.

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Speaker 1: Named Tony there's with pizza. Your microphone is all We

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Speaker 1: But this thing, it's because it's because I hit the speaker.

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Speaker 1: This motherfucking thing. It is okay horn everybody.

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Speaker 5: Oh sh say look at him, hold that microphone like okay, like.

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Speaker 1: This like this that's fire. Also, did you need a

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Speaker 1: I can do my laptop with one hand. Yea, what

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Speaker 4: You have had a Madonna type like you're ready to

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Speaker 2: What's weird is every time I've ever been on a

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Speaker 4: What's cool about doing these hometown shows is uh? I

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Speaker 4: I have like some middle school teachers that are like,

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. What's up? Middle school teachers? Middle school teachers?

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Speaker 2: But as we've established on this podcast, as we know,

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Speaker 2: This has been proven almost continuously, mostly in Omaha. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not like the bearer of bad news here.

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Speaker 4: They never they never were coming after the mangled boy.

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Speaker 1: No, they steered clear of the young mangled man. Were

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Speaker 1: ain't got no dick, probably Dick Dick. We call him

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Speaker 2: Okay, who has the number for problems?

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Speaker 1: Seven? Pancake?

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm handing back the test all we go,

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Speaker 2: beaver Dick.

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Speaker 1: That's like a good job on that one. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that boy a mile geez. Look at pancake, Adam.

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Speaker 3: Were you really throwing it out to your teachers like

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Speaker 1: Teachers sat in your wheelchair like this.

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Speaker 4: Adam was like, yeah, miss Baker did, but that was

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Speaker 1: You're sitting a lot because that pancake. I wasn't.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't in a wheelchair. By by high school, I

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Speaker 2: Was able bodied. They said you'd never walk again and

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Speaker 2: I did have one teacher that I mean, is this

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Speaker 4: But I was just a I was a fourteen year old,

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Speaker 1: Was like, I just thought she was a sexy teacher.

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Speaker 4: So I'd always like fake flirt with her in front

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Speaker 1: You know how I talked? What's up?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you about that that problem? And she

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Speaker 1: Because she didn't.

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Speaker 5: She wasn't sure your teacher was afraid of you.

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Speaker 1: Is afraid of She's like she was a lot bigger.

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Speaker 1: She could have taken me for She said, no, I

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Speaker 1: saw your production of Harvey. I saw that eleven minute tirade.

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Speaker 1: Keep that door open. I'm well aware of that.

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Speaker 3: And you keep singing fucking Zeo's Pizza with your dick out?

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Speaker 1: Ma, Ma, what's that about CEO's pizza? You never had

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Speaker 1: it so wet?

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Speaker 2: Did you guys have a uh like a hot teacher

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Speaker 2: I'm like fucking weird. Like in middle school, we had

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Speaker 2: like ninety, This is like ninety.

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Speaker 1: There's just the oldest person we know.

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Speaker 2: He had a caribbean er fucking keychain like this. He

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Speaker 2: was like the first dude, what is that cabin? That's

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Speaker 1: Right thing right for climbing keys. Yeah, everybody, every girl

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Speaker 1: wanted to just like fuck this dude. Really Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: did he handle that? He was just well, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, uh no, I don't think anybody wanted to

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Speaker 1: We had not even like a high We had a

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Speaker 5: And like, go to all the girls volleyball, volleyball, go

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Speaker 1: Adam just called that working at yearbook. Yeah, the same thing. Wait,

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say this man, dude, Hey, we'll edit

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Speaker 1: And these are all my friends and family, so don't

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Speaker 1: do it. Don't do it, don't do it. Don't. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I remember that I was drunk all the time.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That's the other thing is like, as you get older,

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 3: It's like just like, yeah, his face is just always

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Speaker 1: It always just smells like Grandpa, and that's fine. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I guess as you get older, you just

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Speaker 2: We had a cool janitor who told us he saw

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Speaker 2: one of our assistant principles doing crack. Oh really just

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Speaker 2: he was like, don't fuck with that guy. We saw

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Speaker 2: him doing crack. And I was like, but cool janitor.

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Speaker 3: Your janitor told you don't fuck with that guy. I

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Speaker 3: that's dope.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a cool rumor to start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, hey, you know you're assistant principal, don't

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Speaker 1: But like the cool janitor, he was cool, like you

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Speaker 1: that's somebody your ship. Literally. Yeah, they've cleaned it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they know.

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Speaker 5: They always are the ones that walk in on you

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Speaker 1: Like, bro right, I got you, it's okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the janitor would have been like, you're

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Speaker 1: Give me your weed.

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Speaker 4: You didn't have a cool janitor, No, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Dickhead janitors.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if there were so much dickheads as

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Speaker 4: mostly they're just you know, underpaid and they're cleaning up

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Speaker 4: Yeahads, not so much dickheads. They're just like, yeah, well

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Speaker 4: someone Exorcist style vomited all over the girls bathroom.

442
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 1: So that's my afternoon. Yeah.

443
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 3: I don't know how it happened, but there was diarrhea

444
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: on the ceiling of the science class.

445
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: I got you, bro.

446
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: What's cool though, is that, like the physics teacher comes in,

447
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 2: he's like, the actually, this is a pretty cool lesson,

448
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 2: so gravity it's fun.

449
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: I can stand on my head and shoot diarrhea up

450
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: to the physics teachers.

451
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: They had that one week or day or whatever it

452
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 2: was where they thought they were fucking geez.

453
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: They were like, so today we're playing with fire and

454
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: you're like I do that shit every day.

455
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 4: And you're like that is Imagine how pumped they are

456
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 4: when they're like, okay, so this is what I call

457
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 4: dry ice.

458
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: The dry ice, it's hilarious or what was it?

459
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 2: Like the were they would like freeze the banana instantly,

460
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 2: like watch real banana, right, and then they dip it

461
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 2: in they like smack it and explode.

462
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, don't put your dick in that stuff.

463
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, hey, pancake dick, don't flop that in here.

464
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: That will be a frozen ego waffle.

465
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 3: Before you know it, we're gonna have to stick your

466
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 3: dick in a toaster.

467
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 4: I mean, adam science, I'm drunk. I'm sorry, I'm drunk.

468
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 4: I mean wasted, I mean fucked up, I mean sober.

469
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: It's science. Did you guys ever?

470
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: But I did enjoy like the one where like you

471
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 2: put an egg in a shoe box and you had

472
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 2: to like build whatever kind of and then you dropped

473
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 2: it off the building or.

474
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: The top of the feel.

475
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys had different Uh, we didn't do any

476
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 4: of this ship Did you ever build?

477
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 5: Like?

478
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: They're just cut spending for science? Real early on? Did

479
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: you hear what I said? The shoe box and buy eggs?

480
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: Also eggs. I had to do this. I definitely had

481
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: to do that. I built.

482
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 5: I built a fucking little parachute for mine and threw

483
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 5: it off the bleachers and he went.

484
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty cool. I don't know if that was

485
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,479
Speaker 1: legal and where I came from. Oh, really, you couldn't

486
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: do that. I think it had to be like internal

487
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: something or other. Science. Yeah, but you know I did.

488
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: I just put hell eggs in there, so one of

489
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: them was going to survive. Yeah, And they were like, well,

490
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: I love it. There you go, law of averages. What

491
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: kind of science experiments did you do, Adam? If you

492
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: didn't have any, here we go, dude.

493
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 4: I just remember we cut open a frog and that

494
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 4: was kind of a big deal.

495
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: See, I didn't. I didn't like that. I actually loved it.

496
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 7: You did.

497
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of a thing I do. Yeah.

498
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 4: And you're not a serial killer if you kill other

499
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 4: serial killers' true?

500
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: True, that's true.

501
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 2: I think we talked about this. Shout out to Eva Swift.

502
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 2: When we dissected pigs, she cut the tongue out of

503
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: the pig, and then the rest of the day she

504
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 2: would just walk by people's desks.

505
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: And throw the tongue on.

506
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: It then and you didn't know what it was because

507
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: you weren't with her for that class, and then you'd

508
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: be like, what is this like a racer and she's like,

509
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 2: that's a pig's tongue.

510
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a cool person. Stories about his high

511
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: school that I'm like, that did not fly. Why did

512
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 1: you just throw a band aid on my table? It's

513
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: a pig's tongue. It's a human penis hungry. I don't

514
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,959
Speaker 1: want to have pancakes.

515
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 5: Why is that, Adams?

516
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: Did you guys build the bridge out of popsicle sticks?

517
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: Or were popsicles we built? We built the bridge out

518
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: of spaghetti.

519
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: Adams, like we built homes out of otter pop plastic.

520
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was in these class.

521
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: I was in these like they smart kids and put

522
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 4: them in a room, padded room. Uh, and that's where

523
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 4: I was just shoveled off to.

524
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, they called the special, so I don't know. Okay,

525
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. That's cool.

526
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 4: First time was the first time, I know, you came

527
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 4: to our buddy Austin Anderson's wedding.

528
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, like two thousand, yeah, something like that out.

529
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: Here and then uh, and then you came.

530
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 2: Was the first time you came for when I shot

531
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: my special here at the Orpheum Theater.

532
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: I shot special, my Netflix special.

533
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: People were I've only been in this theater and then

534
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 3: on an airplane in the mountains.

535
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 4: So I take you to the same spots, just the

536
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 4: old Spaghetti Works and here.

537
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

538
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I was so stoked on the Old Spaghetti Works.

539
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm like we have to go to the Old Spaghetti

540
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: Works and they're like, okay, and that's like your favorite restaurant,

541
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: like best restaurant in the city.

542
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: O yo. To be fair, that place was fucking pop

543
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: in the h It was packed.

544
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we went at like three pm, when you're

545
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: not supposed to be eaten.

546
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: No hey, and it was thing about us Nebraskans. We

547
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 2: stay right.

548
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: Uh.

549
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 2: We sat at a table, but they did have like

550
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 2: booths that were like kind of behind like wood or whatever, behind.

551
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: Wood and like what in like a weird kind of

552
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: like not great seat.

553
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 2: And this woman, like the hostess, brought a couple to

554
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 2: the booth that was behind the wood thing, and the

555
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 2: woman was so excited and I was like.

556
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: Just like I got one of the wood wall booths.

557
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 4: You can't see anything because much that's why we enjoyed

558
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 4: the simple things here.

559
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: What are you doing? That's awesome if guys, Yeah, we

560
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: love CEO's pizza.

561
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 4: The Old Spaghetti Works in the Henry Dorley Zoom called

562
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 4: out a fucking weekend.

563
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: I've been there.

564
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: We get the spaghetti because that's the name of the restaurant.

565
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: Blake famously always does not order well right.

566
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 3: Well, I walked in and there was a whiteboard and

567
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 3: it said Saturday Special.

568
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm gonna need that yeah on the

569
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: whiteboard that they just made up?

570
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah right, and uh yeah. It was an intense me

571
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 3: in a restaurant.

572
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 4: When they do like a Saturday special, that just means

573
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 4: all the ship that's about to go back.

574
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: This is what I was trying to tell them. They

575
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: got to get rid of the scraps from the week. Bro. Yeah,

576
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: It's true.

577
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 3: It had a bunch of random ship in and I

578
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 3: don't know what was so scrappy over here. It is

579
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 3: like had some weird ass little mushrooms. Uh, some like

580
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 3: cut up sausage. It was like jambalayah adjacent. Yeah, just

581
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: like random fucking pizza crust.

582
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like pizza, but I never

583
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: had it so good.

584
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 3: That's not the But I feel like you kind of

585
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: left something out at him.

586
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: What's up with fucking runsas.

587
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: Dude, Dude, They're awesome And the amount of times I've

588
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: DMed with Runs because I'm always talking about Runza and

589
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm they're always like DM and being hey, thanks for

590
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 2: mentioning us in that thing, and I'm like you're welcome

591
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: send me some right, right, and they literally they never do.

592
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: They're like, buy a fucking runs, asshole, to be fair,

593
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: to be fair, do they have them to send? Like

594
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: is it a restaurant or yeah, you can answer. We'll

595
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 1: have the same question. It's the same thing. Can you

596
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: can you can you travel with the runs? Can send

597
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: runs in the mail? Yes? You can? Can you answer?

598
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: You'll shut up, there's more of my question. Okay, I'm done.

599
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, dude, they they will freeze the runs a.

600
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: Dry ice, dry eyes. I want to send you fucking

601
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: runs this dude.

602
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: That way, when you're across the country and you're trying

603
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: to watch Nebraska lose by three points, right, it's if.

604
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: You're trying to watch order trash.

605
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 4: Twenty over twenty seasons now of losing by three points,

606
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 4: that sucks. If you're trying to soak in that for

607
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 4: a Saturday afternoon.

608
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: To hold up to like Wisconsin, then you.

609
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 4: Could go in your freezer, get a run to and

610
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: enjoy that. That's that'll be the bright spot of the game.

611
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tweakies, that's what it's like. Should we get

612
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: those later?

613
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 4: By the way, that that that Dylan Ryola kid uh okay, okay,

614
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 4: five star recruit. He's evidently he's visiting Nebraska. I think

615
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 4: he visited, uh yesterday.

616
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: This is well, this array of hope is that what

617
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: this is what Nebraska fans.

618
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: What we like to do, is we we fail miserably.

619
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 4: Okay, and then at the end of the season there'll

620
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 4: be a glimmer of hope and and we go national

621
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 4: champs next year.

622
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: Were coming back. So that's where we're at now. So

623
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: your national next year.

624
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: And that's what the best part of of Nebraska football

625
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 4: is not the football season. Was right after the football

626
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,239
Speaker 4: season when you go, you know what, we lost by

627
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: three points seven times. So imagine if we didn't, right, yeah,

628
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: imagine if we won those games that we lost.

629
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: Dude, that's true, we'd be fucking undefeated.

630
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: We would have been great if we've won all the

631
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: games that we lost.

632
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: That's so true. I never looked at it that way.

633
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: This is such a losing is just winning.

634
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 4: But not dude, And I like how we're all gonna

635
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 4: turn We're about we're so close to turning on Warren Buffett,

636
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 4: the Oracle of Omaha, who we all just instinctually love

637
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 4: because he's like eighty years old.

638
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: He's rich but not an asshole about Yeah, and yeah.

639
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: He just goes to DQ every day. Dude whips around

640
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 2: town in a camera. Do we know his order at

641
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: at DQ? I know he gets an ice cream cone.

642
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 2: This fucking houses that thing.

643
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 3: I was I was hoping he got like a blizzard

644
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: with like nerds, right Blizzard.

645
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a little cookie.

646
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 4: No, Nebraska fans are about to turn on him because

647
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 4: because now that you can enter the portal and you

648
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: can like actually pay these players some money. Yeah, we're

649
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 4: all going fucking Warren, right, drop a little coin, brother,

650
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 4: fucking slice off a piece of that pie.

651
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: But you gotta look, this is Warren Buffett.

652
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: Like, he's not gonna it's a bad investment to just

653
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: give a kid a bunch of money.

654
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: He's not showy this This dude drives a camera. Yeah

655
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: I know. I mean, but he'll be like, I'll buy

656
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: more books. Yeah. Also, what is this portal that you're

657
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: talking about? What is this you can pay? You could?

658
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: I don't even really understand. So this is what Adam's

659
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: talking about. There's two things.

660
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: There's the transfer portal, which you used to get like

661
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: lockdown if you wanted to transfer.

662
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: You couldn't play for a little bit.

663
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: Now you could just transfer willy nilly and name, image

664
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: and likeness means you can get paid.

665
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,959
Speaker 1: So people can basically pay you to come to schools. Okay,

666
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, I looked into how much it's what it

667
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: is now, the right right. I looked how much he

668
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: would cost. I was like, was maybe ten grand.

669
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 4: He's looking at like he's looking at like four million,

670
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 4: and I'm like, and I back away.

671
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: I made basic cable television money.

672
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I got I got ten grand? Right, you talked

673
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 4: upon I'm talking talk to if you need ten k.

674
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 4: And it's gonna make my life. Veterans anyway, come at me.

675
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: It is dope that it's like the best quarterbacks in

676
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 2: the nation are making just as much as like the

677
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 2: hottest nobody gymnastics chick at like East Central Mississippi Technical

678
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: Institute of doing the Splits.

679
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: Yes, that's cool. Yeah, I like that. I love America. Yeah, hey, uh, Isaac,

680
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: do we get some beers out here? Oh?

681
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 4: Please, sexy bastard, kind of a nasty dude.

682
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: There's your boy, everybody. Your booms are huge. Your booms

683
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: are huge. The last top of the tap. Are you

684
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: gonna show your nipples the last time? The butt cheeks

685
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: or something the shakes or something. Hot hot hot hot,

686
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: come on baby, whoa.

687
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hot hot hot hot hot Wow yeah yeah

688
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 2: whoa order trash.

689
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: The simple things, man, this is a simple thing.

690
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 4: My god man, how you can be so skinny and

691
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 4: so fat at the same time.

692
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: It's it is.

693
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 2: That is not something that I can do when I

694
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 2: get fat. I'm just a fat little fuck.

695
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. You can't hold it, can't hide it? No, no, Yeah,

696
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: dude is nasty all he's.

697
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: Got that umbert him. Speaking of nasty dudes, you you

698
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 2: you are a couple of nasty dude nasty Yeah, yeah.

699
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 3: Like we got Hey, Todd, is it cool if we

700
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: show these people just how nasty we are?

701
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: Uh Oh, I'm kind of a nasty dude.

702
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 8: I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.

703
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 8: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

704
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 8: a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a

705
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 8: nasty dude. I like it when a girls sucks all

706
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 8: my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like

707
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 8: it when a girls sucks.

708
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: All my tips. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

709
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: like it when a girl sucks so my tips. I

710
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: kind of a nasty dude, like.

711
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 8: Tiss tits, my tits. Look, I'm kind of a nasty dude.

712
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 8: I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.

713
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 8: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

714
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 8: sucks all my titsitties, cities, cities.

715
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm kind of ansty jo.

716
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 2: I like I'm when I go suck so my tits,

717
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: I kind of ansty due.

718
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: I like it when it goes suck so much. You're

719
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 1: a steep dude.

720
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 9: I love it when it go stuck so my tits come, daddy,

721
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 9: cities sit damn, Oh my god.

722
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: She went back for seconds. Wow, I'm so holy ship

723
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: though all the way around the good She didn't.

724
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 3: Even like it's gonna be like licked on that ship.

725
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 1: It was hot, hotly home, like we can't.

726
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 3: We made that song as a joke a while back,

727
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 3: but after that experience, I do.

728
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: As you should, brother, I should. That sounds really good. Yeah, dude,

729
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: it feels good. God damn.

730
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 4: And it's cool that Nebraska has such a reputation of

731
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: being like wholesome and yeah, yeah, like that's kind of

732
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 4: our thing.

733
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: And then.

734
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: I like to think that that that little quarterback dude

735
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 3: came in to the show just then and he's like, yeah,

736
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna play here.

737
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, not for me. Let us show you what the

738
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: art seems like around here.

739
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: But if you're listening on the if you're listening at home,

740
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: three people were stabbing each other on the way to

741
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: the stage.

742
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: That's how crazy it got to slop.

743
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: Up Blake's sweaty nipples. Yeah, and now she's she's back

744
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: in her seat going like going like this, going.

745
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: Just to get the little hairs, but from between her teeth,

746
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: I do weirdly have pretty like hairy nipples, She says,

747
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: you do.

748
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 5: You have no body here, but there's a lot around

749
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 5: your But that's that's that's that's yeah, that's that's not

750
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 5: this that's not so typical?

751
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: Is that not so typical? Male chest chest?

752
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: I'm I'm pretty I'm a little like I'm a little.

753
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm I'm a little Uh what do

754
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 4: they call that that bear?

755
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: The California sun bear?

756
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, like that has just like the little furry

757
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 4: pouch on on his belly.

758
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: Do you think the rest of it's not furry. Huh

759
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: what No, the rest of me isn't furry.

760
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 2: No, but you were like a California sunburn sun bear.

761
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 2: It's got it's it's like a different color.

762
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, Like virtually he's our human dolphin.

763
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: We're putting him back down. Man, let it all hang out. Hey.

764
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 4: By the way, you guys are all looking at us

765
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 4: going like, wow, they don't keep it very tight.

766
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it it's a hell you would be.

767
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: Right this tour we're talking about doing like the Biggest

768
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: Loser after this or something like that, because it's insane.

769
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 4: Another surgery next week. I think I'm gonna lose that one.

770
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be two hundred and fifty pounds by next week,

771
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 4: which is big.

772
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 2: Did you say fifty? Yeah, you're knocking on two fifty. No,

773
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: I'm at two five five right now. But I think

774
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 2: I'm having a hit. Another hip surgery because I'm old

775
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: as fuck, right, and you that's what you get when

776
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: you turn forty. The doctors go, we should work on

777
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: both your hips.

778
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 4: Right, So I'm having another one next week and then

779
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 4: from then on, I what I do is I eat my.

780
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: Feelings, right, well hopefully like you have to start eating

781
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 2: through a bag or something.

782
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: Dude.

783
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, since this is our last show

784
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: of the tour.

785
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: The fact, dude, Adam has.

786
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: Been going through some damn ship man with these hits,

787
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 3: but he made every damn show you showed up, brother.

788
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, points to Adam ten of them.

789
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, he's done a lot this show.

790
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, so Adam got twenty points.

791
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 4: I am I am paid to be here, but yeah, uh,

792
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 4: it's for the love, dude. I will like to shout out,

793
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 4: thank you, Blake. That was sweet of you. I will

794
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 4: like to shout out. My parents are here in the audience.

795
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 4: They made the drive out, They made the drive up

796
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 4: from Almaha, ebrask If we can bring the house.

797
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: Lights up, I'd like to make a big fucking deal

798
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 2: about my parents being.

799
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: I see him, Stan see them, I saw him there.

800
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: Everybody legend m.

801
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: Points for making at them.

802
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

803
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 4: I was brooding his ballack and then came out of

804
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 4: her vagina. That's how it works as science. Yeah, eggs dropped.

805
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 4: I'm recently learning all about this because my wife is pregnant.

806
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 4: So I'm like, so you're like you.

807
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: That's how it happened.

808
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, what what happened? I'm like, yuck, dude.

809
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 4: I did not think it was like that at all.

810
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: Dude. That is foul.

811
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 4: That was just mad, so big they were. They went

812
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 4: through a lot of raising me. You know this cement

813
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 4: truck injury. I kept almost dying a lot. Yeah, there's

814
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 4: been like three or four, like truly, I almost died scenarios.

815
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 1: Then you almost killed many people. Yeah, I'm always almost

816
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: killing a bunch of people.

817
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 5: Stay, stay bleeding in the streets and stay eating bro

818
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 5: I stay.

819
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 4: I stayed doing a lot of things. They almost went

820
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 4: to prison for me. I threw a party that was

821
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 4: so uh wild in high school.

822
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 3: Wait, was anybody at this party? Like that's in the audience.

823
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 4: I feel like some of those people are faking, But

824
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 4: I bet four or five of them were. The cop

825
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 4: is here I had. I had a party going into

826
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 4: my seat. I think it is my senior year of

827
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 4: high school.

828
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: It was like the last weekend of summer and I go,

829
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw a party in the backyard.

830
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: And I put up a bunch of tents. We're not rich.

831
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 4: It was like a regular ass backyard and I just

832
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 4: was like, I put up tents, being like, everybody just

833
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 4: drink inside the tents, and when you're out of the tents,

834
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 4: don't drink because my parents are home.

835
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that lasted for half of a minute.

836
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 4: And then, of course it's high school, so everybody tells

837
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: everybody else.

838
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: It's like there's a party at you know that little

839
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: mangle boy.

840
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah he's having party.

841
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, pancake co.

842
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey wait he's Oh ship, what's up too?

843
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 2: So like eight hundred kids showed up at my fucking house, Like,

844
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 2: if you guys could all go in the tent please?

845
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: Like this party sounds intents?

846
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I like to think you weren't shaking his hand,

847
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: you were breaking it.

848
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 1: You're like, stop, you're embarrassing shop to the intense joke. Yeah.

849
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 4: So then and then obviously I set it up for

850
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 4: like one was hard liquor, one was specifically bush light.

851
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: I love.

852
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 4: This one was that this is the weed smoking tent,

853
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 4: you know whoa and uh and that didn't work at all.

854
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 4: And uh when the cops showed up, I was I

855
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 4: am speakers, set up you know, as one does for

856
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 4: a chill party, and uh I was blasting blink. Okay,

857
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 4: let's go, let's go, and uh, I go to the cops,

858
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 4: just drunk off my ass.

859
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm like seventeen years old, and I.

860
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 4: Go, sorry, officers, Uh, I'll turn it down, and they're like,

861
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 4: we're arresting you and everyone here.

862
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: Keep up the good work. You guys are great. Grab

863
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: a beer on the way, yeah, grab a bush light.

864
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: It's in the third tent over there. You're gonna want

865
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: to stop by the yag and then hit the weed tint.

866
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, swing through the Goldschlager tent.

867
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Hey, and don't tell my dad. Meanwhile, your dad is

868
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: in the weed tin. Yeah.

869
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 4: Now, my dad was so furious, dude, like he just

870
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 4: you know, he didn't want us to.

871
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: He was like, they're gonna be drinking. And my mom's like, Dennis.

872
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 4: Now they're not gonna be I knew I do a

873
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 4: good impression of both of my parents. And my dad

874
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: was like, Jesus Christ, they're gonna be fucking wasted. Yeah,

875
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: and my mom's like, oh gosh, Dennis, they're not gonna

876
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: be drinking.

877
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: Adam said, they're just putting up tents because there's gonna

878
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: be a sleepover.

879
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's having one of those eight hundred people sleepover.

880
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 4: We've all been there, dude, the hell of the like,

881
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 4: we have like one police helicopter in Omaha. There's not

882
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 4: like a ton of police helicopters here. And I mean

883
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 4: maybe there's more now, but in one there was like

884
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 4: one guy. It was the one guy in the police helicopters.

885
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: Like, I guess, fucking I'll be up here. He was

886
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: like shining in my backyard. Scary.

887
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 4: It was sick, dude. Yeah, and he goes, just tell

888
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 4: everyone to go inside the house.

889
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 2: So I go up to the top of the stairs

890
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 2: and I'm like run, run, I'm like, everyone, get out

891
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: of here.

892
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: He instantly started crying. Yeah, my voice just cracking like crazy.

893
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: I was.

894
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 4: And then and then we ended up getting like twenty

895
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 4: sakes or twenty eight counts of procuring alcohol the miners.

896
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,439
Speaker 1: Dude, that's a lot.

897
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 4: And then and then it was like one hundred thousand

898
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 4: They said it was up to one hundred thousand dollars

899
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 4: fine per child.

900
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: And my dad is like, oh Jesus Christ, I'm financially

901
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 1: ruined forever. Yeah, And that was.

902
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: For me, good for my mom and my dad. So

903
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 4: obviously we're super fucked.

904
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 3: I like to think you were on the news and

905
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 3: it's like footage from the chopper and it's just you crying, going.

906
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: Ruh, dude.

907
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 4: I like it's like I was like a fucking crack

908
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: kingpin or something. The way they just fucking hustled in there.

909
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 4: They were tackling kids. My friend was on acid in

910
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 4: the party, and he got away by hiding in my

911
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 4: next door neighbor's garden and just putting dirt over top

912
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 4: of him. Yes, and he laid for eight hours face down.

913
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 4: I wonder if the cops, like shina flashlight, just thought

914
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 4: it was a body and they're like, og, not tonight,

915
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 4: too much paperwork.

916
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm not doing all that. This is a paperwork on

917
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: this shit.

918
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 3: I like to think he just was like fucking passed out.

919
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 3: In the next morning, some old lady went to go garden.

920
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 3: She's like, oh fuck, that is the weirdest looking cucumber.

921
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: I've ever seen.

922
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 4: The boys pickled my god. Yeah, and then my buddy

923
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 4: rolls over and he's like.

924
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: God, god yeah.

925
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: And then somehow we got out out of all that ship.

926
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah.

927
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 4: It was like yeah because I was like a good kid.

928
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 4: And then we hired a lawyer, and the lawyer was

929
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 4: like he's a good kid. And I was like, right, yeah, and.

930
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: The lawyers are the judge was like, I don't give

931
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: a fuck, right, this is really like this kid had

932
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: a party, like fine, but it was fun.

933
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: All of my friends I had, like you know, twenty

934
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 4: eight I think or twenty six something like that of

935
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 4: my friends that got minor in possession of alcohol. So

936
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 4: they had to like do all this ship they're on probation,

937
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 4: do all this stuff right, And then I didn't.

938
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I got out of all of it and didn't have

939
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: to do any of it. Oh well, because you got

940
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: you lawyered up. But they were like all right, I'll

941
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: take the ticket. Yeah.

942
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: So they're all like lines on the street and you're

943
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 2: walking by, like what suckers.

944
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: Should have stayed in the Yagermeister tent. They didn't look there.

945
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 4: But I've never seen my dad more mad. My dad, uh,

946
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 4: he's like, you know, he's a very nice guy. He

947
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 4: would never get mad. Like, he would never get mad,

948
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 4: even when I was a little kid, and my mom

949
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 4: would be like, you know, my dad was off at

950
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 4: work and he'd come home and she's.

951
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: Like, he was being bad all day. You have to

952
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: punish him.

953
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 4: And then I'd hear my dad go Jesus Christ at

954
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 4: the bottom of the steps and change his voice.

955
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: He'd be like, and then like go lower. He'd be like,

956
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: get at him, get down, and.

957
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 4: I was upstairs being like, bitch, that's her fake mad voice.

958
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 4: I know your real mad voice. And then he's like,

959
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 4: I gotta spank you. Now I'm spanking you, and then

960
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 4: he would pull his spanks.

961
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I kind of remember my dad pulling

962
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: the spanks too. Yeah, that makes uh two of us.

963
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 5: My dad would yell to my dad yelled at me

964
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 5: real hard once. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, boy called my

965
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 5: mom a bee with an itch with this, which is

966
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 5: the most Kyle thing.

967
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

968
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 5: It was definitely pushing boundaries and like I think we

969
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 5: actually put it in the show, the line like I was.

970
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: Like, mommy mom's acting like such a bitch.

971
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 5: And then like my dad was like, oh, you want

972
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 5: to yell, let's yell, which is like all timeline. It's

973
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 5: still just doing that rocks me to my core. Yeah,

974
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 5: I'm I'm feeling that right now.

975
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 4: So this is like goodness, that good advice. So so

976
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 4: my newborn child when he's screaming, when he's screaming.

977
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, you want to scream, let's scream, you.

978
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: Want to cry, let's crab, let's cry.

979
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 2: Well know what's cool? He just crying back in his face.

980
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: You'll find this out. Like when you have a baby,

981
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 2: you could just shake it, is that right?

982
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

983
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 2: You don't even have to like blow your booking. Yeah

984
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 2: you know this is our Instagram, right, but you can

985
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: shake it furiously.

986
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty hal And what's cool about this is

987
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 4: I'm learning all kinds of new stuff.

988
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like and I'm a sponge and I'll take

989
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: it all in.

990
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: And then like you know, you're in their room and

991
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: then you just say, now go to bed, chuck it

992
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: and just leave.

993
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: Ye all right, if it lands in the crib, you

994
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: just are.

995
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: Like, touch me if it lands in the crib, five

996
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: points yes.

997
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's just how we did it. That's how

998
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 2: there's got to be the way. My kids who have

999
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 2: grown up now, no matter what building you throw them

1000
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 2: off of, they can land on their feet.

1001
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, I didn't know that. As a new father,

1002
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm learning a lot of they actually land in like

1003
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: the Spider Man stance.

1004
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's outrageous.

1005
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: Not today, Dad, Well, a lot of people don't. I mean.

1006
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 2: Durs and I both did telemarketing, uh him a little

1007
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: later in life and me this is sadder.

1008
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: I did it in high school.

1009
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: I worked for Omaha Steaks, and then I also worked

1010
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: for PRC. Oh, yeah, professional research Consultants, which I don't

1011
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 2: even know if that's a real thing.

1012
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 1: Is it?

1013
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 4: Is it still a thing? Which is which is time?

1014
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 4: Uh So that was the basis of where we were

1015
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 4: choosing like where to work for workaholics. Derse and I

1016
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 4: were both like, Hey, the saddest place in the world

1017
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 4: to work, yeah, is a call center because it's always

1018
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 4: It's like I was always pretty good at it, which

1019
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 4: was embarrassing. Yeah, but then the people that are even

1020
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: better than you are lunatics. Yes, yes, they're fucking crazy

1021
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 4: because they're like, man, you just gotta They can't say

1022
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 4: no when you're like they can. But yeah, that's like

1023
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 4: a main rule in life is you can say no.

1024
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,919
Speaker 1: No, you could just hang up.

1025
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: It's fucking weird when you do telemarketing and you get

1026
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 2: into people's homes then they just start talking to you

1027
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I just want you to buy

1028
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: this thing or whatever.

1029
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I'm just watching this show and.

1030
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 2: You're like, oh boy, and then you just take the

1031
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 2: headset off no to see what laye to ride because

1032
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: it was like connected to a computer, where as soon

1033
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 2: as you were doing the call, it would dial up

1034
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 2: the next one.

1035
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: So you would just be like, I'm gonna set this down,

1036
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: just kind of kick it and.

1037
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: They're just talking and that's when you just in conversation

1038
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 2: be like that is so funny.

1039
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: And your visa does that start with a four? Or

1040
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: what number? Is that a four? Or five? What does

1041
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: that start? Because mine's a four? Is you're a five?

1042
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: Or is your favorite steak? Yeah? Just constant And if

1043
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: you did my stakes, you'd buy eight. How do you

1044
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: How do you sell a steak over the phone? Though?

1045
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: Isn't that something you sell themselves? Dude?

1046
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 4: What I would do one of my main techniques was

1047
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: I would get them on the line, and you know,

1048
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 4: people are are actually, for the most part, kind of nice,

1049
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 4: and so they're like, you know what, I we just

1050
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 4: don't have a room in my freezer whatever. I'm not

1051
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 4: in the market for frozen steaks right now. And then

1052
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 4: I would go hang on one second, and then I

1053
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 4: go was that, well, that's not until the holidays. Yeah,

1054
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 4: And then and then they're like what true? And I'm like, no,

1055
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 4: it's not until the holidays. And then i'd take a

1056
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 4: piece of paper and go and then I go, you're

1057
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 4: not going to believe this, but this just came in

1058
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 4: from upstairs.

1059
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: That paper. What's the I don't know if you heard

1060
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: that paper? What's that?

1061
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 4: That was the sale that the my higher ups just

1062
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 4: gave me. And I can't believe it.

1063
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do like the idea of the person being like,

1064
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna wait is that paper? What? What

1065
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: is that paper? I need to know? And then I go,

1066
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not even gonna believe this.

1067
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: We normally don't do this until after the holidays, So

1068
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 2: this is crazy. If you buy sixteen bone in ribs, right, yeah?

1069
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: But why did you stop there? I mean, if you're

1070
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: gonna lie, you might as well be like, wait, what's that?

1071
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 8: Wait?

1072
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: There's an attacker in the building, he says. If I

1073
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: don't sell, if.

1074
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 3: You don't buy ten thousand dollars, where's the steak, he's.

1075
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: Gonna kill me. He's got the gun to my head.

1076
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 3: And trust me, this is good steak. This marbling, O marbling.

1077
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: It's actually the file A is repped in Bacon. When's

1078
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: your expiration data? You're kind of car I wouldn't lie that.

1079
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 3: By the hell, you can get twice made the tato.

1080
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 3: He's telling me you're gonna really want the burners.

1081
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: It comes with apple crumble. Oh my god, you got it. Okay,

1082
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: thanks by h Victim. I wouldn't lie that much, but

1083
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: but I would do.

1084
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 4: I got in trouble for I would do depending on

1085
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 4: where I'm calling, I would like practice my accents.

1086
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1087
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 4: So I would call in the South, I'd be like, hey, y'all,

1088
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 4: how y'all doing down there? And I'm like working working

1089
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 4: that angle, And then.

1090
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,240
Speaker 1: In New York and talking really.

1091
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 10: I did.

1092
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 4: I didn't get it about when I called the East coast,

1093
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 4: or like this guy, where the fuck is he from?

1094
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, from the middle of the country where

1095
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: the steaks are good.

1096
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: I'm selling steaks here. You gotta see the muscles on

1097
00:55:54,480 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: these cows. They build them different out here and me

1098
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: west these steaks. Don't forget about it, Okay.

1099
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 11: Just don't forget about Okay, you got some points.

1100
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: Don't forget it. For about it what what that was good?

1101
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: I liked it. Don't forget about it.

1102
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 11: Hey, should we do some omaha topic topics one last time.

1103
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 11: Let's go baby, dude.

1104
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 4: I didn't know this, uh, but so so this is

1105
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: the the the what's happeningline. It says, are you a

1106
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 4: mourning person? You may be a Neanderthal? What you may

1107
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 4: be a Neanderthal descendant? But I thought some are like

1108
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 4: cave people, right, I thought we all came from cave people.

1109
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: Think it's a think it's there's but there's like a

1110
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 2: different and like we we buyforked at one point, and

1111
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 2: is it like the true players went this way?

1112
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right right and died. Dude. I like it that

1113
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: I posted.

1114
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 4: I I saw this headline and I posted it this

1115
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 4: morning and like the photo. I was like, yeah, that

1116
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 4: could be my uncle right right. It's like all the

1117
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 4: Neanderthal and I'm related to that guy.

1118
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: That's uncle Doug. What the fuck? But that's see.

1119
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 2: I guess that's cool because like, yeah, if you're like

1120
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 2: a caveman, you're like hella alert, You're like ready to

1121
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 2: go as soon as the sun comes up. Whereas if

1122
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: you're like smart enough to like build a house and

1123
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: like do science with.

1124
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: Dry ice. You can sleeves science.

1125
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so wait, is that the whole study. They're like, hey,

1126
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 3: caveman woke up early and that's it.

1127
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, You're like, are you a morning person? You dumb

1128
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 4: fucking animals? I like, I hope it's just like a

1129
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 4: reporter for the Washington Poster whoever, who's just like, you

1130
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 4: know what, fuck it morning people?

1131
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, let's take them down a peg or two.

1132
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 4: They all think they're all high and mighty working out

1133
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 4: in the am.

1134
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: Dude, that's always so annoying.

1135
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 4: Like, dude, whenever my parents come to visit, my dad's

1136
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 4: always the first one up.

1137
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: He'll always be like, yep, up at six a m.

1138
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 4: Got a cup of coffee, just sitting here, And I'm like,

1139
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 4: and you and you were you didn't come downstairs till ten.

1140
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, yeah, why are you lording over

1141
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 4: your Neanderthal nes right over me?

1142
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: Dennis, Like, I don't want your life. All I'm saying

1143
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: is I've had a cup of coffee. I jo I've

1144
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: done a lot this morning.

1145
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 2: Talking about Adam Adams sad that's my father.

1146
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: It is my fathers.

1147
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, that's how like dumb news has

1148
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: gotten where. It's like, if you wake up earlier, you're

1149
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: in theanterdthall didn't news, I guess.

1150
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 4: I when I was a kid, I wasn't reading a

1151
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 4: lot of news, so I don't know if it was

1152
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 4: dumb or not. But now now it has to be

1153
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 4: like you you don't get the newspaper, so it has

1154
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 4: to be like a headline, attention grabbing enough for you

1155
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 4: to click on it. Yeah, and then they just post

1156
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 4: a photo of Nanderthal who looks like everyone's uncle.

1157
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: Right, they know what they're doing. That's Tim Allen. What

1158
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: the fuck?

1159
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, himmu wated Blake, dude. So this one's crazy. We

1160
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 4: just found out about this one. Uh a Senate staffer

1161
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 4: who allegedly filmed not even allegedly, there's.

1162
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: A video out there. They're butt fucking in Congress. Hey,

1163
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: I called that ship. You guys see this? I knew it.

1164
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean you knew it? I knew it.

1165
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: I called that ship. What do you mean you called?

1166
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: What's going on? What you guys know? I've gone on

1167
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: record many a time being like what are they doing

1168
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: in there? But fucking yeah? Yeah, that is an old

1169
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: girls phrase.

1170
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 2: They always would say no bills, that's for damn sure.

1171
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: No.

1172
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 5: So how did this get out? I mean filming it?

1173
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 5: What's the they want it out?

1174
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: Right? They wanted to leak? No, they want to.

1175
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 5: Not necessarily they wanted to. Maybe they don't want it

1176
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 5: to leak. Yeah maybe not maybe king so good in

1177
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 5: that situation.

1178
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 4: I don't know if leaking is what they wanted. It's

1179
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 4: a byproduct.

1180
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: It just happens. Yeah uh yeah.

1181
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 4: So apparently they posted it to like some it went

1182
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 4: out in some like thread uh that that that is

1183
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 4: all like gays in politics, and so they're like, hey,

1184
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 4: like cool gay, don't have to do that cool gay

1185
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 4: stuff and politics. And then this one guy was just like, hey,

1186
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 4: here's me buff fucking jeez at work.

1187
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: He's like, this is my January sixth, damn storm my capital.

1188
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 5: There you go, there you go, Yeah, hey January six inches.

1189
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. That's insurrection right yeah

1190
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: yeah absolutely.

1191
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 2: White House Brown Yeah stop stop, okay, what else Blake

1192
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 2: you gotta get on?

1193
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: Don't forget about it.

1194
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like forget men ment, but I

1195
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know.

1196
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: No, now we're doing it, yes, men, men, men, men,

1197
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that one. Yes, I'm hard, stay with it.

1198
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I got carried away, dude.

1199
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 4: So this one's crazy, uh, just as as not that

1200
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 4: last one is pretty tame.

1201
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 2: This one, dude, we just found this out. We just

1202
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 2: found this out. Yeah, the last one was really tame.

1203
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 2: This one, this one's crazy.

1204
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay, hit me with it.

1205
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 4: As as a as Dad's, which I'm I'm claiming even

1206
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 4: though it's not.

1207
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: Ye, just just chill you hold on to these hold

1208
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: on to these last months. Okay, it's all gonna change.

1209
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited for it.

1210
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 4: But you guys keep giving me like weird warnings where

1211
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 4: you're like, actually, just enjoy it.

1212
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 2: Why you haven't, Yeah, because it doesn't turn our weird

1213
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 2: weird oneings are don't do this being mistaken in your life. Yeah,

1214
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 2: you done fucked up.

1215
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 4: It is funny, you see, like, uh like because we

1216
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 4: do meet and greets afterwards, and some people are like,

1217
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 4: it's the best decision you'll ever have. You're gonna love it,

1218
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 4: And then some people are like, why are you doing

1219
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 4: this right?

1220
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: Right? It's both, that's the cool thing. It's both, dude.

1221
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 3: Do you know how you did the tent ship with

1222
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 3: your dad, your kid's about to do some real wild

1223
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 3: ship in your backyard.

1224
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Coachella that there.

1225
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 2: It is crazy because we do live in like La

1226
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 2: where a lot of people choose to not have kids

1227
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 2: and just party their faces off, and you watch them

1228
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 2: gallivanting or round town and you're like just fucking.

1229
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, they're so sad with all their disposable income.

1230
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that thing on their face?

1231
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 4: And they're and they're always going on vacations. I bet

1232
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 4: they're so sad while on vacations.

1233
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: That sucks. Oh they're not doing all the diaper stuff.

1234
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 1: You're flying without kids, Good luck with that. It's so

1235
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: much more fun with a baby on board.

1236
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 2: Waiting for your stroller in the what's the tunnel called

1237
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: the baggage flame? No, no, no, the sky skywalk whatever.

1238
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? We don't know what that's called tarmac,

1239
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: But it's like the fucking get down the waiting for

1240
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: the stroller right there. The run it's not the runway,

1241
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: it's the it's where you walk to get onto the

1242
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: gate where that game the gateway terminal.

1243
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 5: No wait, you walk down the gangway.

1244
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: The gang the Gangway, Gangway, Game Way, the gang I'm

1245
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: a dumb ass.

1246
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 2: Jetab the jetway, Jet Jetway shout out to je Hey,

1247
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 2: hey guys, it doesn't matter. So when you're when you're

1248
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 2: in the jetway waiting for the stroller to get brought

1249
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 2: up with like the other couple dads or moms, and

1250
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 2: you're just like, this is the worst.

1251
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say that it is. It's weird.

1252
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 4: I I keep catching my stove. I never really you know,

1253
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 4: you got it. You notice kids when you don't have kids, like,

1254
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,439
Speaker 4: look at this kid?

1255
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: Cool? Uh Now I'm staring at babies.

1256
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 2: Right yeah, I'm just like right those babies because you're

1257
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 2: You're always going like how old is that baby?

1258
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is that? Two months?

1259
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 2: And You're like, this baby's three and a half years old?

1260
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 2: Right right, I'm like, what is that?

1261
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 4: A one month year old? Like no, no, no, no month,

1262
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 4: You're a fourteen year old. He had the drivers. You

1263
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 4: can't say one month year old.

1264
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: I like that one month old.

1265
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 2: You do start noticing kids and you stare at them,

1266
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: and you already know like which kids will boss you?

1267
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ones that look back and you're like oh,

1268
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,919
Speaker 1: and they just go the fuck are you doing.

1269
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to be sweet to them, and they're

1270
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, I got a loser, a loser behind us.

1271
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 10: Dad.

1272
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: Why is Bumper from Pitch Perfect mugging me? Dude? Right?

1273
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: You know?

1274
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 2: I fucking stop? Dude, dude, Oh that that happened this morning.

1275
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 2: We were in Kansa City. We had a show in

1276
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 2: King's City last night, and uh, Jack KMP City and

1277
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 2: we h.

1278
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: I was in the element.

1279
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 4: They were having like a cheerleader little girl cheerleader convention

1280
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 4: or competition. I guess cheer comp and there was hundreds

1281
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 4: of little girls.

1282
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 12: That are just like, oh dude, They're all just like,

1283
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 12: please stuff the music, check me out, dude.

1284
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 4: And so I get in the elevator and uh, this

1285
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 4: mom and her two daughters and her daughter's kind of

1286
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 4: recognized me, but the mom is like staring at me,

1287
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 4: and I'm like, pretty hungover.

1288
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 1: We've got after it last night, Yeah we did. We

1289
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: had a good time. My mom pooked so out at her.

1290
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah we got after it. We got after it. Please don't.

1291
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 2: And this woman goes, please hold my hair.

1292
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 4: She goes, are you Adam Levine? And I go, I

1293
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 4: go no, I'm I'm Adam Devine and she goes, shut

1294
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 4: up rough and I go and she goes, you knew

1295
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 4: what I meant, and I go, yeah, I.

1296
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 1: Mean it's a different person.

1297
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 4: So I was just saying my name and she goes

1298
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 4: take a photo with my kids. They're big fans, and

1299
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, well a big fan would know my name.

1300
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 4: A joke, dude. She's like, I thought you were to

1301
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 4: be cooler. And I'm like, this was this morning, and

1302
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not ready.

1303
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 2: For all this, but that's she thought she'd be cooler.

1304
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 2: She thought I would be cooler. She was like, this

1305
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 2: is exactly how I thought you would be. We're asshole,

1306
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 2: we a fat asshole.

1307
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: You pancake dick face.

1308
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god, hey I knew in middle school, teacher

1309
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,919
Speaker 4: of yours, you pancake dick fu face.

1310
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 3: It would have been really awkward to come to the

1311
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 3: Omaha show and be like, Adam couldn't make it. He

1312
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 3: got arrested for fighting a mom in an elevator, he.

1313
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 2: Got beat up by a cheer mom. He might not

1314
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 2: make its.

1315
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: Critical He's mangled again, mangled. I've always been mangled again. Yeah,

1316
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 1: I think you've been mangled. James again, mangled. Hit. Has

1317
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: anybody here been mangled? Okay, mangle you, tony? Anybody been led?

1318
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: So well this omaha we get mangled. Yeah, so we

1319
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: stay mangled.

1320
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 4: Lead lead contamination, speaking of dead stuff, lead contamination and

1321
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 4: apple sauce.

1322
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: Ye, possibly economically motivated.

1323
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 5: Dude, Well is it what we hold on economically motivated.

1324
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: When it comes to business? They're selling motivated.

1325
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: And when you when you talk about Romeo's pizza, a

1326
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 2: lot of it seems sexually motivated.

1327
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sexually motivated.

1328
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 4: So what they did they were there was like a

1329
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 4: so evidently kids in I mean also adults who fuck

1330
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 4: up apple sauce, but mostly kids.

1331
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1332
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 4: Uh that there is a cinnamon they put the cinnamon.

1333
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 4: You know, that's the best kind, the cinnamon apple sauce.

1334
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 1: Cinnamon. Yeah, cinnamon, cinnamon. Yeah? Was I saying it weird?

1335
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,759
Speaker 2: Okay, just just saying cinnamon, just cinnamon, cinnamon, apple sauce.

1336
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 2: And then they were like adding stuff to the cinnamon

1337
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 2: to make it cheaper to produce. Yeah, right, and then

1338
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 2: that that sucked it up, and I guess people were

1339
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 2: dying and they had to recall a bunch of apples.

1340
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: Wait, what the fuck are you adding to cinnamon. It's

1341
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: one thing. It's just you're not like with probably like

1342
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 1: dirt or something.

1343
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 2: No, I think it's lead. It's lead, Kyle. They're not

1344
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 2: cutting it with dirt or something. Are they cutting it

1345
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:23,640
Speaker 2: with like actual lead? Are adding it with something that

1346
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 2: has led in it?

1347
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,040
Speaker 4: I mean I'm assuming they're not cutting it with actual lead.

1348
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 4: But also I don't know, but they cut cocaine with fentanyl.

1349
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 4: So people are take these products out there, then they

1350
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 4: don't serve any purpose. They just cut shit.

1351
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 5: They're cheaper than the actual ingredients, so they cut it,

1352
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 5: put it in.

1353
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: There, like just throw some pencil shavings in there. Cheaper.

1354
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it is lead.

1355
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,679
Speaker 3: It's like mechanical's cinnamon. They don't give a it's just kids.

1356
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 3: It's in a pouch. You can't see it, and.

1357
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: You can't see it.

1358
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 2: That being said, kids kids died, which is completely So

1359
01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 2: this is the time to launch our apple sauce cinnamon brand.

1360
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's launch a dad brand. Yeah what would we

1361
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: call our apple?

1362
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 3: Economically, if anybody bought their kids our apple sauce, I

1363
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 3: would arrest that person. They're like, oh yeah, the four

1364
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 3: dudes who talk about coming diarrhea live.

1365
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 2: I want that apple sauce for my child, right, you

1366
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 2: know it's gonna be good.

1367
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: Though, didn't he say he likes it when girls suck

1368
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: his tits. Give me that apple feed, nay Isa? Can

1369
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:39,600
Speaker 1: I get those hot cues? And as yeah, baby, I

1370
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 1: mean that's such a unique sound.

1371
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny to me whenever he whips his

1372
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 2: titties out. The next time he comes out, the crowd's like,

1373
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 2: we're good, don't care. Pretty uh pretty pink? Yeah, pretty pink.

1374
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 2: They're like, don't need that again.

1375
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: I don't like you guys. Tell me to show my tits.

1376
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 1: What's the I think? What's the name of that bar

1377
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to afterwards? Annie's?

1378
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 4: We're gonna go uh so uh the person wants to

1379
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 4: know what where is the after party? Actually they go

1380
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 4: what is the after party? And then they wrote correction where? Okay, Well,

1381
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 4: we're gonna go to Annie's Irish pub.

1382
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:25,640
Speaker 1: We think, I don't I don't know, people have no

1383
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: connection there, but we're gonna go there and get drunk.

1384
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 2: So I was gonna do Hella Irish dancing get Ready

1385
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 2: straight river Dale.

1386
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: I'm having surgery next week, so I can really let

1387
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 1: it fly this week, you're gonna, You're gonna. So this

1388
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 1: person wants to know.

1389
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 4: It's a no hold bars battle royale fight, which one

1390
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,520
Speaker 4: of y'all wins.

1391
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: She's a collegiate athlete. He's six for three.

1392
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 2: I'm crippled and morbidly be so honestly, it's probably because

1393
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 2: I will.

1394
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: All bite very early.

1395
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like eye goug Well, that's why I think I

1396
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 2: would win, Because I would.

1397
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: I would grab dicks. I would. You said you would win?

1398
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: One would be like why sacking us off? Why? Normally

1399
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: I think I would Because I would. I would. I

1400
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 1: would be very violent. Yeah, I want to fight him,

1401
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:29,600
Speaker 1: but it feels so good. Adam, we're supposed to be fighting,

1402
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: but I'm a lover, not a fighter. We all we fall.

1403
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,719
Speaker 2: I do this on your body after you come, spank,

1404
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 2: spankm out.

1405
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: He fus us to sleep and then kills us. Yeah,

1406
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm going with adhaim.

1407
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 5: Death by like on first one out for sure. I

1408
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 5: think I'm just going down.

1409
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 1: I would slip. I'm cool. I would.

1410
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I would just be like you just

1411
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,560
Speaker 2: knock himself out and we'd all go good. Now we

1412
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 2: don't have to touch him.

1413
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: He did it? So, Garrett R. Wants to know, Adam,

1414
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:07,600
Speaker 1: are you familiar.

1415
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 4: With the Zeo's Pizza commercial from back in the day.

1416
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think we are. I think that's well.

1417
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: It's so good. Fucking the back, fucking the back, fucking.

1418
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:25,879
Speaker 4: You've never had it good, never had it Zeo's Pizza.

1419
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: Nothing sexual about that song, you know, just for sure

1420
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: about food. And we're gonna get it like a ceason

1421
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:33,440
Speaker 1: to sister or something.

1422
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:37,280
Speaker 2: From didn't we helped the owner of Zeo's Pizzas here

1423
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 2: in the back because he's old.

1424
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: He is an oxygen tank.

1425
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, what's up. I'm Ronnie James ze O.

1426
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:47,719
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I thought, Kyle, did you say music?

1427
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 1: Didn't you say music was sexual like by nature? I did?

1428
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: I said, and you just said there's nothing sexual about

1429
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 1: that song? So who are you even?

1430
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, you're bringing up of that. I don't even

1431
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 5: remember saying that's fund up.

1432
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just talking. It's so good.

1433
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 2: I just want I just want to know who my

1434
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 2: work friends are. I guess it's a little sexual in

1435
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 2: the back.

1436
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,599
Speaker 4: If what do we start our own pizza gate? Remember

1437
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,600
Speaker 4: how there was that was the thing like with the

1438
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 4: conspiracy theory in uh in DC.

1439
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,519
Speaker 1: That guy, that guy thinks it was real.

1440
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 2: And thank you for coming out of the basement and

1441
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 2: joining us today.

1442
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm kidding. There's no way. There's no way, there's

1443
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,599
Speaker 1: no way.

1444
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 4: This isn't a question. But con needs to know that

1445
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,759
Speaker 4: Murder Mystery is better than its sequel.

1446
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: I got one question, why did you watch the sequel?

1447
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1448
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah? I did not produce the second one,

1449
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 1: so it's all good.

1450
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:59,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's why I watched it.

1451
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I appreciate that I worked hard on that movie.

1452
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:05,840
Speaker 1: I really did job, Kyle, thank you, Thank you.

1453
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 4: So jessicab the snockub okay, uh Blake? Will you wear

1454
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 4: my wife like a feedback?

1455
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 1: What the where is this a Zeo's pizza ad? What

1456
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:25,720
Speaker 1: the fuck? Jesus, you never had so good? I do

1457
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: like that.

1458
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,600
Speaker 2: Like in their vows when they were getting married, it

1459
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,679
Speaker 2: was like, I would love you, I will cherish you,

1460
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 2: I'll let anyone wear you like a feedback.

1461
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 3: So are you saying you want me to like tie

1462
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 3: your wife's legs around my Hey, Isaac, we need to

1463
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 3: make sure he doesn't come to the meet and greet.

1464
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 2: Oh ship, No, he's he's coming to the green room

1465
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 2: immediately after.

1466
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:57,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want you downstairs, so Jack uh.

1467
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 4: And and then he has the last name Dolos six scheme,

1468
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 4: see you my boy, Jack.

1469
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: You had it nice.

1470
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 4: Who of the four bros? Have put more hose before? Bros?

1471
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 4: We never got a lot of hose? Who of the

1472
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 4: four bros put there? There was never many hose to

1473
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 4: be put before. Yeah, we were very much only able

1474
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:25,759
Speaker 4: to put the bros before.

1475
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 1: It was super easy for us. Yeah, it was. It

1476
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:29,759
Speaker 1: wasn't really.

1477
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 2: A street sometimes I will say it's a wives before

1478
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:34,840
Speaker 2: dies situation.

1479
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he went straight to that wife.

1480
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but before we were like, we would encourage, Yeah.

1481
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 1: Let the hose be before us get out there. I forgot.

1482
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:50,320
Speaker 1: It's fun. He's always been a huge proponent of hose.

1483
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:55,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry about me. I'll be here drinking Keystone light.

1484
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,440
Speaker 1: Go get hose.

1485
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,800
Speaker 4: File And we're like, where do we do that? And

1486
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,280
Speaker 4: like the nightclub and we're like, do not come out.

1487
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:06,040
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go. Let's play beer pong again.

1488
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:09,640
Speaker 4: There was a few times when we tried to go

1489
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,720
Speaker 4: to like Hollywood nightclubs when we were younger, and I

1490
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 4: remember we would get turned away because like we're not

1491
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 4: wearing the right pants.

1492
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 1: They were like, Kyle, you're sir, you're wearing pajamas.

1493
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, and I should be allowed to be

1494
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 5: here because because because man.

1495
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 3: Going home bros before us.

1496
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:45,320
Speaker 1: So logan chorus goes.

1497
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 4: What was the favorite your favorite episode of Workaholics to film? Okay,

1498
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 4: good one. I really like the early episodes. I feel

1499
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 4: like when we were still like finding the show out.

1500
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 4: For me, it is the off campout is one of

1501
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:01,759
Speaker 4: my favorites.

1502
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do.

1503
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,599
Speaker 4: We do mushrooms the office and the uh we think

1504
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:11,600
Speaker 4: we're getting attacked by terrorists, uh, but it ends up

1505
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,640
Speaker 4: being the it guys and we singing Catherine Zada Joe.

1506
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:27,919
Speaker 1: She used me lasers she has in Trapped Me and

1507
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: Show Oh Beautiful.

1508
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 2: I do kind of wish we had like a Milli

1509
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 2: Vanilli moment where it's like in Trap in Trap in Trap,

1510
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 2: like Isaac recording yeah, and they're like, wow, they pre

1511
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 2: recorded that very off key, not put together song, right.

1512
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

1513
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 5: I just saw pictures from when we shot the Peote episode,

1514
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,679
Speaker 5: and I just was thinking about how cool those sets

1515
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 5: were that we built. Any of the drug tripping ship

1516
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 5: was like excellent fun, excellent fun.

1517
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: Today. What was the Paote episode?

1518
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 5: The Payote episode, Remember we built the AM's room where

1519
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 5: you had you lost the kid and you had yeah yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1520
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,280
Speaker 5: I didn't.

1521
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: I didn't have fun during that one. I dressed like

1522
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 1: a bird and it sucked. Well that that was. That's

1523
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: not the best one. It's not the best part of

1524
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 1: the episode. I was, what about you, Blake.

1525
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 3: I usually say it's the one where we're in the

1526
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 3: go carts, but now I'm since I've said that answer before,

1527
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 3: there was one episode where was it Me and Uders

1528
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 3: where we're in a back seat just probably shoveling on Express. Yes,

1529
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 3: like we're on a steakout and we're eating a bunch

1530
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,760
Speaker 3: of Pan Express and like we're like, you know what,

1531
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,320
Speaker 3: we're not gonna spit out. We don't need a spit bucket.

1532
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 3: We're just gonna eat Panda Express today. Yeah, and we

1533
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 3: ate so much fucking chow Mane and orange Chicken.

1534
01:19:56,640 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: I ended up puking in the streets rightly. Yeah, bit

1535
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 1: was that we were like wolfing it, yeah, and we're

1536
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 1: like we're good and yeah, it just not Yeah, but

1537
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: it tastes good coming out? Was that Deputy Dong It

1538
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,000
Speaker 1: might have been one.

1539
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Like I like that one episode

1540
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 2: where we were like working at a hotel. Uh and

1541
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,840
Speaker 2: then like terrorists actually did take it over.

1542
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: That was That was game over man. That was a

1543
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:28,640
Speaker 1: movie we did. Yeah, Netflix was.

1544
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 4: That was the best streaming service Netflix, not not that bitch.

1545
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:35,600
Speaker 4: Paramount plus, not.

1546
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: The P plus.

1547
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,360
Speaker 2: Think it seems like seems like they want to do it.

1548
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 2: I think like the Paramount plus. Fuck Paramount plus, fuck

1549
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 2: Paramount plus.

1550
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,800
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That's right, thank you guys.

1551
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 4: And the reason being is we had a Workaholics movie

1552
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 4: ready to go. We were five sheets, five weeks out

1553
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,240
Speaker 4: from shooting and they pulled the plug on it.

1554
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 1: So I was fucking bonkers. Nobody knows why they did that.

1555
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,160
Speaker 1: They can. What's your problem?

1556
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 2: Then, when they made the Zoey one on one movie,

1557
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 2: and I'm not hating, no, don't hate, I'm like they

1558
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 2: made that, they might as well.

1559
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,639
Speaker 1: I'm mid r it's really good. You got to watch

1560
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 1: the Zoe one on one. It's worth it, it's worth

1561
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 1: I get why they pulled the Zoe is pretty good.

1562
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: Zoey just kills she really carries her is a sequel

1563
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:33,280
Speaker 1: obviously gonna be Zoe one. You didn't go to college?

1564
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:38,680
Speaker 1: Did you okay to wey one on one? One? One?

1565
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 1: One on one is funny? So gay? But sex, which

1566
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:45,920
Speaker 1: seems like a name? Uh? What were you missed most

1567
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,120
Speaker 1: about tour? Did you say, wait? Did you say gay

1568
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 1: butt sex? Or his name is Dave butt sex? What

1569
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:57,599
Speaker 1: did you name is? Gabe? U? T s e s Okay, Gabe?

1570
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,479
Speaker 1: But that's really good, Gabe? But oh did I just

1571
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: got God? You got God? Can I see that? Because

1572
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:11,800
Speaker 1: I've never heard this before? You go either way? Great? One? Hey, great? Yes?

1573
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: But how have we never fucking heard that? I never

1574
01:22:15,479 --> 01:22:16,560
Speaker 1: heard that, never heard that.

1575
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:20,519
Speaker 2: That's really lived? When it when you really let it flow?

1576
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 2: Gave about sex, gave I'm gonna use that Zegs pizza

1577
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:35,360
Speaker 2: on the Senate floor, gave out sex. That was the

1578
01:22:35,479 --> 01:22:38,280
Speaker 2: name of the Senate stafford senator gay button sex?

1579
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:43,280
Speaker 1: Uh? What he Gabe? My boy? Gabe? Uh, my boy?

1580
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 1: The game? He wants to know. What will you miss

1581
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:53,719
Speaker 1: most about tour? Oh? Buzzballs? Yo? I took I drink

1582
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,920
Speaker 1: a buzzball in twenty nine, motherfucking city.

1583
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 3: Shake my hand for that bud. All right, yeah, thank

1584
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 3: you sure? Also with you, dang, And I realized I

1585
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,200
Speaker 3: can drink them at home. But I've I've made that

1586
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:10,200
Speaker 3: you don't. That's where you have to draw the line.

1587
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 3: Do not drink buzzballs at home.

1588
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,679
Speaker 1: I didn't draw that line. My girlfriend did. Yeah right, dude,

1589
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,479
Speaker 1: you got a problem.

1590
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,560
Speaker 4: If you're after a long day of work you go

1591
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 4: to the refrigerator and grab a buzz ball.

1592
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's problematic.

1593
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:27,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, something's going on wrong in your household. There must

1594
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 2: be no mirrors in that home. If you have merrors

1595
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 2: in that home, you see you.

1596
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 4: Yourself this little ball of bad tasted liquor. You're like,

1597
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 4: oh boy, I get a buzzball. I'm like, I'm gonna

1598
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,840
Speaker 4: go mow the lawn. She's like it's ten pm.

1599
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you go wake up with your wife.

1600
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:46,840
Speaker 2: You just go, I'm I'm so sorry. What things will

1601
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,920
Speaker 2: be different now? And then you drink. You have to

1602
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,640
Speaker 2: finish the buzzball, you know, you don't want to waste it.

1603
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what happens, but there's there's blood in

1604
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 2: the kitchen. What I think the baby was crying.

1605
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna misshanging with my bros.

1606
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:05,240
Speaker 5: D I mean, it's like the one that's real because

1607
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:08,640
Speaker 5: we don't spend a ship ton of time together. We

1608
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 5: haven't spent a lot of time since that episode of

1609
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 5: Workaholics game over.

1610
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:13,920
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, you know, this is.

1611
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 5: Like been us being us for the first time in

1612
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,759
Speaker 5: a long time, and it's been fucking epic.

1613
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 1: Du Yeah yeah, I mean I'll add on to that.

1614
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:27,040
Speaker 4: I think my favorite part of tour was hanging with

1615
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,120
Speaker 4: you guys and getting to spend some time with you guys.

1616
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 4: You know, we're all growing up, and as you grow up,

1617
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,880
Speaker 4: you don't hang out with your friends as much as

1618
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:37,000
Speaker 4: you know. It turns out you have family and responsibility

1619
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:41,680
Speaker 4: and you can't go drink with your friends on weekdays.

1620
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 4: But it's it's been great. It's also been great seeing

1621
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:49,840
Speaker 4: all the fans and realize, like realizing like, oh yeah,

1622
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 4: this silly little show that meant the world to us.

1623
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,680
Speaker 4: It was so cool that it connected in such a

1624
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,760
Speaker 4: way with fans across the country. It's really cool, and

1625
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 4: thank you guys for show up. Honestly after all these years.

1626
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: Thank you. You guys are special to us. Yes, yes, yes,

1627
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 1: uh J is gonna cry.

1628
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 2: I am is this the first time is ever gonna cry?

1629
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I am racking my brain trying to pinpoint

1630
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:20,160
Speaker 2: exactly what I'm gonna miss.

1631
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:21,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

1632
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,680
Speaker 2: Uh. I thought it was pretty cool obviously to meet

1633
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,719
Speaker 2: the people who come to show, and like just fucking

1634
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,040
Speaker 2: everywhere we go people are so nice to us. You

1635
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,960
Speaker 2: guys are so fucking cool. We get crazy, very strange gifts, yep,

1636
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 2: everywhere we go. But just seeing like the country and

1637
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:39,320
Speaker 2: going to cities I've never been.

1638
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:40,040
Speaker 1: Omaha.

1639
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 2: I know you guys probably think I went to countless

1640
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 2: Olympic trials here and I didn't. No one thought that

1641
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 2: I would just I would just watch it on Omega

1642
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:56,559
Speaker 2: Timing Systems dot com. Uh, but no, I would just say,

1643
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:59,240
Speaker 2: like hitting all these cities, meeting the people across the

1644
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 2: country who talk about how like they grew up watching

1645
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,680
Speaker 2: our show, I'm like, fuck, you don't say that.

1646
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 1: That makes me old.

1647
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,120
Speaker 4: It is crazy when you meet a man who looks

1648
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:11,840
Speaker 4: like he could beat your ass and it looks older

1649
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:14,920
Speaker 4: than you, and he's like, I actually grew up with you.

1650
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 2: I now lay brick right like yeah, and here's my

1651
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:20,920
Speaker 2: wife wear like a feedback.

1652
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have watched a little too much work. Yeah,

1653
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,480
Speaker 1: here's my wife wear like a feedback.

1654
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm wearing my my special workahowic shoes that

1655
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 2: I have never worn.

1656
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:41,360
Speaker 1: I plan on being barefoot buyers do by midnight. There

1657
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:45,720
Speaker 1: you go. God damn, i'mna miss you, guys. I sent buzzballs.

1658
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:47,960
Speaker 3: But now that you guys said serious ship yeah, like

1659
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,639
Speaker 3: I second that, I was like, wait, no dude.

1660
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,519
Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't serious. I just okay. I knew

1661
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:55,720
Speaker 1: it would sound cool and ship fair enough.

1662
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:59,599
Speaker 4: Uh well, okay, any tate backs, any apologies and epic slams, boys,

1663
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,280
Speaker 4: this is it.

1664
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,439
Speaker 1: This is the final show.

1665
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:05,280
Speaker 2: Hey, I will say this tour take backs. We went

1666
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 2: to a bunch of ship holes guys, and now that

1667
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 2: it's the last show, we could talk ship on them.

1668
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:16,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. O Maha is fucking tired. It is cool. Yes,

1669
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh fucking rocks you guys have.

1670
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 2: You guys have the biggest fucking playground I've ever seen

1671
01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 2: in my life.

1672
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,880
Speaker 1: We don't funk around with our two's are a playground.

1673
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:30,360
Speaker 2: My dad rightar, My dad Radar was like, look at

1674
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,120
Speaker 2: and then I saw like an ice skating rink.

1675
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, game on. Yeah, the chain.

1676
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:41,360
Speaker 4: Yeahs, it's good times out here. Uh so, No, I

1677
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,519
Speaker 4: don't have anything to take back. I would just like

1678
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:46,000
Speaker 4: to say, once again, thank you Omaha for showing up.

1679
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:50,280
Speaker 4: He Yeah, this was the one I circled on the calendar,

1680
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,519
Speaker 4: and you guys sold out super quickly.

1681
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:53,719
Speaker 1: It was fucking awesome.

1682
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:54,080
Speaker 2: You know.

1683
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,240
Speaker 1: I love to be where my guy's from. Never been here.

1684
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,479
Speaker 1: Uh huh. This is fucking cool. And you look out

1685
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,280
Speaker 1: and everyone just looks exactly like.

1686
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 2: Me as out there, all these debats by corn husking

1687
01:28:06,439 --> 01:28:08,919
Speaker 2: beef eating little motherfuckers.

1688
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:12,080
Speaker 1: Adam, Adam, can you do me a favor? Do a

1689
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 1: do a go big red for me? Oh? Ship god,

1690
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: b where can be good?

1691
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:27,160
Speaker 10: Good?

1692
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's national. Yeah, next year's tack.

1693
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,479
Speaker 3: All those games they lost could have been wins with

1694
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:41,600
Speaker 3: going baby.

1695
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,640
Speaker 1: Could have been Why you gotta say ship like that.

1696
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:45,080
Speaker 1: I'll see you at the Rose Bowl.

1697
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:51,719
Speaker 3: I would like to give some super special shout outs Todd,

1698
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 3: our sound guy who's.

1699
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 1: Been rolling with us the whole tour. Yeah, let's see

1700
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,719
Speaker 1: this bro. Yeah fuck can we shout he's already drunk.

1701
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,479
Speaker 3: He's a rock kate who's just been our day one

1702
01:29:03,560 --> 01:29:06,439
Speaker 3: homiees setting up all the gigs in the shows, the

1703
01:29:06,479 --> 01:29:08,719
Speaker 3: best tour Manager's tour manager.

1704
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:14,760
Speaker 1: Tour manager kay donahu Anna, You're my fucking road dog

1705
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:17,280
Speaker 1: for life and we love you. Thank you.

1706
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 4: No, I I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but

1707
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:25,320
Speaker 4: let's give it up for Isaac Horner was he was

1708
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,800
Speaker 4: one of the first ones to believe in US in Hollywood.

1709
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:32,559
Speaker 4: Literally no one would sign us. And for some reason,

1710
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:34,640
Speaker 4: this guy was like, uh, I think you guys are

1711
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:37,439
Speaker 4: like funny. Uh, you guys are like you guys are

1712
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:38,200
Speaker 4: nar dogs.

1713
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:40,720
Speaker 2: You guys are like gnar and you just like say ship,

1714
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:44,360
Speaker 2: which I think is cool, and you're dumber than most comedians.

1715
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I like. So thank you guys so much.

1716
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,519
Speaker 1: We got some epic giveaway.

1717
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,519
Speaker 5: Wait, Kyle, you got you got a slam or a

1718
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 5: or a shout out or no slam, no shout out,

1719
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:57,639
Speaker 5: just shout out to Omaha.

1720
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, you can shout out to the Actually, I

1721
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:13,280
Speaker 1: do have a take back. I just remember because you know,

1722
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know.

1723
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,360
Speaker 3: We're in Omaha and I don't want to do this here,

1724
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 3: but honestly, like, don't no, I have don't I have

1725
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:23,799
Speaker 3: to you just I just feel like Okay, it's Omaha Adam,

1726
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,880
Speaker 3: make the show about you, and I had to sit

1727
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,360
Speaker 3: through a lot of Nebraska stories, and I just I'm

1728
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:30,800
Speaker 3: sorry that I was on.

1729
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:33,640
Speaker 1: It should have just been your show. Dude. Wait, come on, man,

1730
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,680
Speaker 1: this is what's going on.

1731
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:36,840
Speaker 4: What do you mean now you're saying, you're saying you

1732
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 4: wish you weren't here, because I mean, obviously, when we

1733
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:42,799
Speaker 4: went to Oakland, you you did a lot of Oakland

1734
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:45,200
Speaker 4: specific stuff. So when I'm here in Nebraska, I'm gonna

1735
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 4: do Omaha specific. I'm gonna talk to my people. This

1736
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:52,280
Speaker 4: is my hometown show. Dud.

1737
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:55,599
Speaker 1: You Actually, you know what's fucked up is you always

1738
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,160
Speaker 1: do ship like this.

1739
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:58,759
Speaker 4: You always like at the very end you're all nice

1740
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 4: and you're all cool, and then you the fucking rug

1741
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,120
Speaker 4: out from underneath you.

1742
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm just like every place we went here, like Blake,

1743
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,040
Speaker 1: you pandered. You pandered. You are a pandering bit.

1744
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 3: I said, I said, say go big Red once, you

1745
01:31:10,439 --> 01:31:12,639
Speaker 3: do it fucking three times. I'm like, god, damn rap

1746
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:13,200
Speaker 3: it the fun.

1747
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,200
Speaker 1: Well how you do it? You don't just say go

1748
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:19,479
Speaker 1: big Red one time? You do it three times? Yeah? Absolutely, no,

1749
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:24,479
Speaker 1: no for you. I was saying, like how happy I

1750
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:26,560
Speaker 1: was to be here with the guys. I'm happy to

1751
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,960
Speaker 1: be here with these guys. Oh okay, that's cool.

1752
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,720
Speaker 3: I'm really glad that this is the last stop on

1753
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:32,360
Speaker 3: the tour.

1754
01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:37,519
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to fucking see you again. Man. No,

1755
01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm not here, okay, And I'm not going to the

1756
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 1: after party. And if I do go to the after party,

1757
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:45,040
Speaker 1: don't be at my table, bitch.

1758
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,000
Speaker 2: Bitch, it's not your table because I'm the one who

1759
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:48,920
Speaker 2: set up the after party and it's at Hanny's and

1760
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm the one who's set it up, so you're not.

1761
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:53,400
Speaker 1: Even invited after I'm not gonna give your wristbands you.

1762
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,559
Speaker 9: Dennis listening out outside in the post is my dad.

1763
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,160
Speaker 1: He's gonna be want to hang out with me. He's

1764
01:31:58,160 --> 01:31:59,960
Speaker 1: not gonna want to hang out with you. You said

1765
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:04,160
Speaker 1: he smoke weed with me. That, yeah, well all right,

1766
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,679
Speaker 1: I got away with anyone.

1767
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 2: The sausage is made. Sometimes sometimes you don't want to

1768
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:17,639
Speaker 2: fuck you. Blake Bush, Hey, what's going on with this guitar?

1769
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,519
Speaker 1: What's going on? Why do you have a guitar? High?

1770
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:23,320
Speaker 1: I thought it would help things, but I do need

1771
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 1: it to be turned on. Kyle, Why the why why

1772
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,439
Speaker 1: do you have a guitar right now? Stupid?

1773
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:28,680
Speaker 10: You know what?

1774
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 1: Blake fuck off, dude, kiss my ass. Dude. Hey, it's

1775
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,160
Speaker 1: gonna be really weird if we end the show just

1776
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,760
Speaker 1: being like fuck you, man, that would really suck. He

1777
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,640
Speaker 1: kind of checks out, though, Dude, what the fuck man,

1778
01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:42,120
Speaker 1: because it's it's like white.

1779
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:43,639
Speaker 2: Fang when the kid threw the rocks at the wolf

1780
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:45,439
Speaker 2: because he just didn't want to say goodbye.

1781
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,519
Speaker 1: Fuck you. You guys are wife fing fuck you.

1782
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:53,000
Speaker 4: Well, now that this guitar doesn't work, now, I feel

1783
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,679
Speaker 4: like maybe I should just make up with you, dude,

1784
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 4: or go acapella.

1785
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I'm still pretty mad. I'm still

1786
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 1: pretty freaking mad. I'm still really pissed off at you. Dude.

1787
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,400
Speaker 3: No, let me check this out, because it's like not

1788
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:12,800
Speaker 3: plumped in or some ship right, Oh fucking dude.

1789
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,320
Speaker 1: If I can hate you, dude, if I can hear you,

1790
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm m with you death fuck off dude. I hate you.

1791
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:24,360
Speaker 1: And there's no way any of this is planned. Looking

1792
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,080
Speaker 1: out the window.

1793
01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 7: Watching rain full down your fault, waiting for my best friend,

1794
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,000
Speaker 7: but it's nowhere round.

1795
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:45,479
Speaker 2: I can't wait until I can't see you digged up

1796
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:46,360
Speaker 2: some stage.

1797
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:50,720
Speaker 1: We didn't have a barbecue. Me and you shall be

1798
01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:55,839
Speaker 1: passive till the end, cause you, Oh my mother fucking

1799
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:58,360
Speaker 1: best friend. You're my best friend.

1800
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:03,560
Speaker 10: You're my path prayd You're my best friend until the

1801
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,120
Speaker 10: da that I die.

1802
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,799
Speaker 1: You are my best prayer think it is my best friend.

1803
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:13,320
Speaker 1: You are my best friend until the tea that I die.

1804
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:19,400
Speaker 1: Looking out my window watch your cars.

1805
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 6: Dry by eyes is weird just thinking about you, and

1806
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:28,000
Speaker 6: it makes me want to cry.

1807
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:31,840
Speaker 1: I miss you so much.

1808
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:36,560
Speaker 9: Since you've been away, other people start to think that

1809
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:37,800
Speaker 9: I might be gay.

1810
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:42,240
Speaker 1: Most of the thought, I just think you are really cool, dude.

1811
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:45,400
Speaker 1: And sometimes at night I see you in the stars.

1812
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:49,759
Speaker 1: You're my best friend. You're my best friend.

1813
01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:54,400
Speaker 10: You're my best friend until the day that I die.

1814
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:59,080
Speaker 10: You're my best friend. You're my best friend. You're my

1815
01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:08,160
Speaker 10: best friend, my best friend, my best friends, my best friend.

1816
01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Can't tell me my best my best friend, he's my

1817
01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:22,200
Speaker 1: best friend. Out you tell the I I love you

1818
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 1: at him. I love you, Adam. Let's never fight like

1819
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,559
Speaker 1: that again. Let's never fight like that again. You can

1820
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:33,560
Speaker 1: never say great as much as you fucking want to.

1821
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:39,520
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Omaha. Oh maha, oh my lad,

1822
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:54,000
Speaker 1: hello he shut up? Oh my show. Wait I'm gonna

1823
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:57,360
Speaker 1: throw your laptop out. Oh thank you. I'm gonna say

1824
01:35:57,439 --> 01:36:00,120
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much, thank you, thank you in

1825
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:04,360
Speaker 1: such a more way. We love you, guys. Thanks for

1826
01:36:04,439 --> 01:36:08,439
Speaker 1: showing up like this. Let's all hold hands. Let's all

1827
01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:12,160
Speaker 1: hold hands. Let's hold hands, let's all hold hands. Left

1828
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:24,040
Speaker 1: Another episode is important. We did it. We love we

1829
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:24,439
Speaker 1: did it.