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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Guess what? What? Why did you

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Speaker 1: say it? Like? I don't know? It through me? It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. That's what. Okay, Everybody

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Speaker 1: who wants to tell us a secret on the show

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Speaker 1: remains an anonymous text in formula six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret that you want to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Nobody will ever find out

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Speaker 1: it's you because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who's on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is Bahama Mama. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who that is. I don't Oh, I ran

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Speaker 1: out of like random celebrities, and so I just decided

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Speaker 1: to call somebody Bahama Mama. So it's fun to say

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Speaker 1: it is. That's why I said it. What's up, Bahama Mama?

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Speaker 1: How are you I? I'm thinking I might I might

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Speaker 1: run with this and make my daddy Yeah, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: even down with you know, I don't know. I'm in

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Speaker 1: this new age of like gender fluid. I feel like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sign his gender. He could be

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Speaker 1: a Bahama Mama if he wants. I know, I know

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Speaker 1: what it reminds me of you saying mama. Who's the

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Speaker 1: character that said it? Like that cartoon character south Park. No,

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Speaker 1: no is a guy with because he's based off like Elvis. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so anyway, if you try saying it, Alexham, it's fun

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Speaker 1: to say Bahama mama. You like saying bahama mama? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was fun? You have fun? Then what is your secret?

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Speaker 1: Are doing? Who are we are? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: my secrets. I don't know if my secrets as good

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Speaker 1: as my nickname, but I get it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: about you all, but I've been immensely bored during the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: I'm working, I'm working from home. Yeah, and I give

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Speaker 1: myself like pretty healthy length breaks, and I've worked. I've

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Speaker 1: worked through almost every TV show I wanted to while Netflix. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and so so you're incredibly bored. Is that your secret?

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Speaker 1: Because I think a lot of sexual I think he's

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Speaker 1: touching himself. No, no, no, no, it's just I've been

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this thing around my neighborhood and I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't even know like what prompted it or

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Speaker 1: why I've been doing it. But now I can't stop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Okay again, I hope this isn't sexual. Well it does

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Speaker 1: involve loube Oh, okay, so it is. No, it's it's not.

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Speaker 1: I'm in lube and I have been putting an immense

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Speaker 1: amount on my neighbor's door handles. You've been putting lube

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Speaker 1: on your neighbor's doorhouse, like one purpose, one specific neighbor

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Speaker 1: or no, I've I've pretty much got the whole neighborhood now. Um.

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Speaker 1: And what I do is I sit in my car

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Speaker 1: across the street and just wait for them to come

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Speaker 1: and open their door. And I've been yeah, that is evil.

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Speaker 1: So to watch them try to open their door and

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Speaker 1: it's all slippery because it's got lub on it, and

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Speaker 1: and you wait all day to see this. Well, I

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Speaker 1: try to time it so that it's like when people

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Speaker 1: would a little bit before people would be getting home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really hilarious. Actually, it's just to watch the reaction.

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Speaker 1: I bet it is. And I've been able to I've

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Speaker 1: been able to relive it a little bit because I've

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Speaker 1: been videotaping everybody's reaction. Yes, oh my god, video. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to see the videos of people trying to

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Speaker 1: open their door handles with ball compilation. Yeah, and send

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Speaker 1: it to us, yes, okay, And well, and you might

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Speaker 1: be interested in in the spinoff series that I've also made.

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Speaker 1: There's a spin off. Yeah, it's if they have the

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Speaker 1: car door handles they have a little like, um, you

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Speaker 1: know you're reaching under it. Yeah, yeah, the in debt.

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Speaker 1: Then I put a stick of butter up in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus. Mentor you're like, you're like a fourteen year

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Speaker 1: old hoodlum running around your neighborhood. You're like Dennis the

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Speaker 1: Minutes right now in your neighborood, putting luba people's door handles,

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Speaker 1: sticking butter underneath their car to or knobs or handles.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little curious. Do you live on your own?

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Speaker 1: Will have a significant other? Yeah? No, I'm married, and

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Speaker 1: I keep trying to get my wife to help out,

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Speaker 1: but she thinks I'm an idiot. She can always tell

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Speaker 1: when I put on my my my black baseball cap

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Speaker 1: that it's game time. Awesome. Well, thank you for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, man, and send us the video for

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Speaker 1: free at the Jewel Show on Instagram. Just DMUs there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll do all right. Bye, what's your dirty little secret,