Speaker 1: I think you should sing the theme song from now on. Okay, great?
Speaker 1: Should I start? Yeah? Go ahead, Okay, that's all I
Speaker 1: can take of that one. It's so long. Hey, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Andrew, Hi Scott, can I see your id?
Speaker 1: Oh boy? Because this is episode number twenty one of
Speaker 1: Serial Killers, which means we're legal to buy milk with
Speaker 1: alcohol in it. I have no idea where I'm going.
Speaker 1: But you're rambling and you're sweating. I am. My nose
Speaker 1: is running because we're recording this one immediately after we
Speaker 1: recorded the last one because the show's going on vacation
Speaker 1: for a bit, so we're just stacking them up and
Speaker 1: I'm on sugar overload. Well, I mean you did that
Speaker 1: to yourself. I guess I did.
Speaker 2: No one's telling you to eat the full bowl of cereal.
Speaker 1: So serial Killers where we review one classic cereal and
Speaker 1: one brand new cereal most of the time. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: review like six of them in one episode. Or we'll
Speaker 1: just throw some random something in, or we'll have a
Speaker 1: listener request because we like to play the jingle.
Speaker 2: The listener request is usually me, but the last episode
Speaker 2: we actually had a real listener.
Speaker 1: It was RAJ.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for listening RAJ and everybody else that loves
Speaker 1: our show. I'm Andrew by the way, and I'm Scottie Bee,
Speaker 1: and we are here at the radio station part of
Speaker 1: the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show podcast family. So
Speaker 1: are we just like reintroducing ourselves. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: you can have some new listeners, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I guess that's true. Hi, new listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm going to go into my cereal sack
Speaker 1: and pull out a classic. Oh we're running right into
Speaker 1: the up or would you like a new one?
Speaker 2: We always do the new one. I say, we do
Speaker 2: the old one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't know how old it is. I
Speaker 1: know this is running everywhere. I don't know what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: We need to like correct it before you start pouring
Speaker 2: milk and like it gets like I don't want your
Speaker 2: snot in my cup.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're going to dig into the set, all right.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you this truly is, as an adult,
Speaker 1: probably one of my top five favorite serials. Okay, it's obscure.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that it's obscure. It's not why available.
Speaker 1: I mean some stores have it. There's only one or
Speaker 1: two stores in my area, which is, you know, within
Speaker 1: like a fifty mile radius that actually has it, because
Speaker 1: I've checked when I was visiting Wichita, Kansas. They have it,
Speaker 1: So that means it is a national cereal, but it's
Speaker 1: not widely stocked because it is quite obscure in the
Speaker 1: family of frosted many wheats. So this is a variety
Speaker 1: of frosted mini wheats. This one is called Touch of Fruit,
Speaker 1: and it's raspberry. Oh do you not like raspberry? I mean,
Speaker 1: this is going to be interesting. Didn't you ask about
Speaker 1: fruit and cream remember a couple episodes back. So I
Speaker 1: just not maybe infrosted many wheats. I have to tell
Speaker 1: you it's delicious. You're making a face. But frosted mini
Speaker 1: wheats on their own are delicious. Oh, one of the best.
Speaker 1: But they're missing something. I disagree, So it needs to
Speaker 1: be something in the middle. So this variety is called
Speaker 1: Touch of Fruit. They had one that was raisins, and
Speaker 1: there was raisins in the middle. I was not a
Speaker 1: huge fan. I don't think they make that anything whole
Speaker 1: raisin in the middle. It was just like puade raisins.
Speaker 1: It was like mushed up ants in the middle. Now
Speaker 1: that's not happened. So, I mean, they have strawberry frosted miniweats,
Speaker 1: they have chocolate, they have like a mocha latte one.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of different ones, but those are all flavored.
Speaker 1: This actually has filling in the middle. Like the strawberry
Speaker 1: frosted miniwheats is just a strawberry flavored frosting and it's
Speaker 1: kind of gross. Yeah. No, And I know they have
Speaker 1: chocolate also, which is you know, chocolate's good anywhere, but
Speaker 1: I just I love it because it actually is filled
Speaker 1: with something.
Speaker 2: This is going to be interesting. I'm not looking forward
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: You know what. You may change your tune in a minute.
Speaker 1: You're right, I may change much soon. It's a good thing.
Speaker 1: We're friends. This is not like a radio show where
Speaker 1: you know, the hosts are on and they are a
Speaker 1: lovey dovey on the air, and then they shut the
Speaker 1: mics off and they hate each other. Because Andrew and
Speaker 1: I generally like each other. He thinks, Okay, so do
Speaker 1: you remember just like frosted shredded wheat. They were big.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they still make it or not.
Speaker 1: It's mainly frosted miniwheats now, but they had just it
Speaker 1: was called shredded wheat and it was giant. It was
Speaker 1: I got freakin' brick. Why it was a cereal, I
Speaker 1: have no idea. And then there was frosted shredded wheat
Speaker 1: and it was a brick with frosting on it. And
Speaker 1: then they went down to miniwheats because it was just
Speaker 1: too big. You're so right, And those were some of
Speaker 1: my favorites. Yeah, because the big chunk. The best is
Speaker 1: when the machine puts a little bit too much sugar
Speaker 1: on it and you get like a chunk of it. Oh. No,
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, but I'm saying these
Speaker 1: things were like they were huge. They were like eight
Speaker 1: times the size of these little ones. Oh I remember those.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they still have them somewhere. I don't know
Speaker 1: if Kelloggs makes them anymore, but I'm guessing they're still around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so, oh, I'm sorry, I din't pour you
Speaker 1: milk one percent. By the way, still haven't gotten a
Speaker 1: milk sponsorship, so now we're waiting on that milk. So
Speaker 1: today we're using Tuscan Dairy Pure milk. I got it
Speaker 1: at seven eleven because it's all they had. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something last week. Last week when
Speaker 1: I needed milk, I went to the gas station again
Speaker 1: because I was running late. All they had was whole milk.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy it because that would have been a mess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so Kellogg's frosted manywets, touch of fruit in
Speaker 1: the middle. Here we go. I know what I'm gonna think.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, sorry, no no really, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's not happening.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a bit more of a sophisticated taste for you.
Speaker 2: Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a sophisticated taste for the kid in me.
Speaker 2: You're eating raspberry puree inside a shredded nugget with sugar
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: Do not remember that commercial when there was like an
Speaker 1: adult and they'd be like, frosted manyweats for the kid
Speaker 1: in me, and then the adult would turn into a
Speaker 1: kid with the adult's voice.
Speaker 2: No, what if we I'm you, I'm speech choice. Hold on,
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I just don't think this is a good cereal.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it tastes like a chrumsicle.
Speaker 1: I mean, anything you say now will be cut out.
Speaker 1: Why because I'm trying to find this commercion.
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to speak on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, so are we still going with this? Yes? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like this? What do you like about this?
Speaker 1: And my mouth suddenly feels itchy?
Speaker 2: Is that normal? Am I maybe allergic to this?
Speaker 1: No? But the strands of wheat may be busting your
Speaker 1: face up, busting my face up? Yeah? Okay. So this
Speaker 1: is a classic frosted Miniweeds commercial from the eighties. You
Speaker 1: have to I know you were little, but you gotta
Speaker 1: remember these. I love the range. Oh week goodness Killoggs
Speaker 1: Many Weeds by the delicious frosted side makes the rigetated
Speaker 1: meat open wide. The nutritious shredded wheat helps keep me
Speaker 1: on my toes, but the little ballerina and me thinks
Speaker 1: the taste steals the show. Skillogs Many Weeds wholesome shredded
Speaker 1: wheat for the adult, and you great taste for the
Speaker 1: kid in you. So they're delicious and nutritious. The whole
Speaker 1: rain wheat really packs some crunch, but the delicious cassete
Speaker 1: gives it just a right tounch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hen Scott gott an email at the end of that.
Speaker 2: You don't remember that I wasn't even born, So.
Speaker 1: Do you understand what was going on? In the commercial
Speaker 1: there I do. There's like an adult who is Oh,
Speaker 1: I like my shredded weed. Then it flips over and
Speaker 1: with the frosted side, they turned into a kid. Oh
Speaker 1: for the kid and.
Speaker 2: Me again, this isn't a complex concept, all right, you're
Speaker 2: explaining it to me like I'm for.
Speaker 1: I just don't like this version of mini Guess what?
Speaker 1: Four balls on a spoon? Guess what?
Speaker 2: Two bowls? Okay, and guess what else? I might be
Speaker 2: going into anaphylectic shock because I'm allergic to these.
Speaker 1: Well that would have been good to know before I
Speaker 1: broke them out. My chest is on fire. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go Nuby. You ready for a newbie?
Speaker 2: I think something's wrong.
Speaker 1: Is there a nurse on call? I don't know. Do
Speaker 1: we have a company nurse? It's just my mouth is
Speaker 1: so itchy. Drink some water. I don't have any. I'm
Speaker 1: don't mind me. I'm just foaming at the mouth. Thank
Speaker 1: you Post for making more cookie cereal. We're breaking into
Speaker 1: the all new Nila putting banana, putting marshmallow? Do you
Speaker 1: have to sock in Post? I don't, but they keep
Speaker 1: coming out with this crap.
Speaker 2: But you won't stop la I just want cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1: People keep telling us to eat this junk, so we're
Speaker 1: eating it. What happened to the chicken and waffle cereal?
Speaker 1: I'm sweating again.
Speaker 2: My mouth is itchy, so anyway, something's wrong.
Speaker 1: This morning on the Big Show, Elvis broke into this
Speaker 1: and made us eat it. I did not try it
Speaker 1: because I want to be a purist and only do
Speaker 1: it on the podcast. Oh wait a minute, this needs
Speaker 1: a Scotti shake. Oh it stinks.
Speaker 2: I actually tried it on the air. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: It smells like fake banana. Guess what.
Speaker 2: Your raspberry cereal gave me some type of allergic reactions, so.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. I have to say.
Speaker 1: It does say naturally flavored with other natural flavors. I'd
Speaker 1: like to know what the other natural flavors are. But
Speaker 1: and I look, I'm taking one for the team on this.
Speaker 1: I do not like banana flavored anything. I like bananas,
Speaker 1: but I don't like banana flavored stuff. Huh. I like
Speaker 1: a fresh banana any day, and you know what I
Speaker 1: can do with one? So wait, what I mean? I
Speaker 1: heard you. It's just the listening audience at home. I
Speaker 1: just if they're fans of the show, they'll know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Okay, so these sorry.
Speaker 2: I have to just quickly go off mic because.
Speaker 1: All right, oh god, it's settling. Okay. So these are
Speaker 1: obviously made on the same machine at the chips of
Speaker 1: Hoy cookies were made on cereal and everything else that
Speaker 1: they've introduced, because they're exactly the same shape. They look
Speaker 1: like cookie crisp. Do you like banana pudding? I do
Speaker 1: not like banana pudding because I do not like banana
Speaker 1: flavored things. I told you that I will only eat
Speaker 1: a fresh ban.
Speaker 2: Banana pudding is made from banana, though.
Speaker 1: But it's not. I just want a banana. I don't
Speaker 1: even like when banana's like a a in a smoothie.
Speaker 1: I just want a fresh banana, that's all. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry.
Speaker 2: My chest is like actually on fire though.
Speaker 1: All right, well, maybe this nice banana pudding will cool
Speaker 1: it down there. Just pile more crap on top of it.
Speaker 1: I'm reluctantly going to eat this. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat another cereal after this, just to
Speaker 1: get rid of the taste, because I do not want this.
Speaker 1: You're gonna eat the whole thing though, so don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I will eat one spoonful and spit it
Speaker 1: out because I don't want it one tooth. Okay, look, no, nope,
Speaker 1: I'm out. Okay, go ahead, it's all you. I'm out.
Speaker 1: It's not terrible.
Speaker 2: There's a very strong taste at first of banana flavor.
Speaker 1: Which apparently is natural.
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting. I give this three bowls. I could
Speaker 2: not have an entire bowl of this without feeling sick.
Speaker 2: It is way too sweet. And the marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Why but this one, this one doesn't need marshmallows. It's
Speaker 1: funny because oh here it says artificial flavor on the side. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything in the ingredients that says anything
Speaker 1: about banana at all. Great, I really don't. And this
Speaker 1: one is also produced with genetic engineering. That means some
Speaker 1: dude is making this in a test tube in the factory.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay, nothing makes me happier post.
Speaker 1: I love you, I really do, because Coco pebbl is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite cereals of all time. But Nila
Speaker 1: banana pudding, No, not so much. I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1: I give it one spoon Oh, sorry, contial. It's not
Speaker 1: to say that you listeners won't like it. It's very
Speaker 1: possible that you would like this cereal. If you love
Speaker 1: bananas and banana flavored things, you might like it. But
Speaker 1: it's going to make me nauseous if I keep smelling it.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting it the hell away from me.
Speaker 2: I am sarrying to get stomach cramps. Do you think
Speaker 2: that means the raspberry is like?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I need something else? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I can't. I gotta get rid of I gotta get
Speaker 1: the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: So we're doing three boxes this week?
Speaker 1: We might have to. I just I need a bonus
Speaker 1: box to get I gotta get the banana taste out, all.
Speaker 2: Right, you're no, I just give it up.
Speaker 1: Just what is the third box? I only have one
Speaker 1: more box and I have no other option. This is
Speaker 1: all we have serial killers listener request? So who requested this?
Speaker 1: Is it the chicken and waffle cereal? No? I don't
Speaker 1: have that yet. That's gonna be a bonus. We're gonna
Speaker 1: just throw that in one.
Speaker 2: Day, dude, So then what is it?
Speaker 1: It's the only cereal I have left, So it's a
Speaker 1: listener request from Oh.
Speaker 2: We're just making up the name, all right, So this
Speaker 2: is a listener request from.
Speaker 1: Buzz nobody's name is buzz Well.
Speaker 2: Toy story in advertisement for it is on the screen.
Speaker 1: So god, but but I'm sure actually somebody at some
Speaker 1: point did request this. That guy Raj send us this
Speaker 1: one also, So let's just say, Raj, hey man, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. You're great, and we'd eat another crap cereal
Speaker 1: that you told us to eat.
Speaker 2: We're not pinning this one on you.
Speaker 1: Hey post, thanks more cookies you.
Speaker 2: This is a cop out.
Speaker 1: It's all I have and we needed. I just needed
Speaker 1: one to get the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: It's Oreos blowing through it real quick.
Speaker 1: It's the oreo o cereal. It's the original one. It's
Speaker 1: the chocolate. We're just gonna bang it out. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna eat it, give it a rating, not talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's great. More cookie cereal. My tongue is so fuzzy
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, well, these these remind me of those
Speaker 1: little intimen's pop'ms.
Speaker 2: I don't know whymen's pop'ms, the glazed ones.
Speaker 1: I could eat a whole box, the chocolate ones with
Speaker 1: the little chunks on the That's what this reminds me of. Well,
Speaker 1: what about the glazed ones. I'm falling down. I'm going
Speaker 1: to pass out. I need protein of some sort or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Again, we could have done chicken and waffle cereal, but
Speaker 2: you were lazy.
Speaker 1: There's no protein there, dude. Where do they get the
Speaker 1: chicken flavor? Not from chickens? Can you imagine? Where's my spoon? Oh?
Speaker 1: I threw it away because I've banana.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my tongue.
Speaker 1: Here you go, pole, thank you. Yeah, I can't eat
Speaker 1: post oreo O's. I like these. These These have been
Speaker 1: on and off for a number of years. There's been
Speaker 1: Oreo cereals before. I'm sure some Oh that's right, No,
Speaker 1: no backstory here, Okay.
Speaker 2: I glad free balls from a boom.
Speaker 1: It is good. The chocolate actually tastes like an Oreo cookie. Ye, somehow,
Speaker 1: I like oreole just four bowls. Actually, I like it.
Speaker 1: I would give it three balls in a spoon. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. If this was double stuff Oreo O's,
Speaker 1: then you'd get a higher rating. I need double stuff,
Speaker 1: must have double stuff. So you know what a double
Speaker 1: stuff would be. They would just put mush up mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Did you have some today? Sorry, my brain is from
Speaker 1: the allergic reaction.
Speaker 2: If this had marshmallows, yeah, that's where it would be
Speaker 2: double stuff.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I'll do it, but in my opinion, it doesn't need it.
Speaker 1: But when I win the box of marshmallows from Lucky Charms,
Speaker 1: I'm just dumping into the oreo os.
Speaker 2: Those marshmallows do not mix with these.
Speaker 1: You're right, they just need to be playing white marshmallow. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: let's take them out of the nilla wafers. My stomach
Speaker 1: is gurgling. Dude, If you could see what was going
Speaker 1: on inside my belly, I picture like a mad scientist
Speaker 1: in a lab with bubbling beakers. That's what's happening inside
Speaker 1: my stomach right now. Smoke is going to come out
Speaker 1: of my ears any minute, So I think we have
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: My eyes starting to shut a little bit from the
Speaker 2: allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: We both need to go to the er and just
Speaker 1: hang out for a bit. So Episode twenty one has
Speaker 1: been a huge been a huge success. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that we made it this far. And I promised in
Speaker 1: previous episodes that we're gonna do a healthy cereal episode
Speaker 1: and we will. I promise. I went shopping yesterday. They're
Speaker 1: so expensive. Yeah. I was had crackling an oat brand
Speaker 1: in my hand and it was six dolls for the box.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude. And it's a small box too, so oh,
Speaker 1: I will splurge very soon and I'm gonna get all
Speaker 1: that junk. Do you like granola? I do, but that's
Speaker 1: not cereal. It is it's not. Just because some of
Speaker 1: them come in a box doesn't mean it's serial A fine,
Speaker 1: will do it?
Speaker 2: I love granola.
Speaker 1: They make chocolate marshmallow granola. No, get on that General
Speaker 1: Mills No, because then it'll be like stubby marshmallow granola. Surprise,
Speaker 1: that'd be Quaker. Anyway, they're the granola people. Oh, I
Speaker 1: love Quaker. Thank you so much for listening to Serial
Speaker 1: Killers Episode twenty one. Please follow us on Twitter. We
Speaker 1: love you. When you follow us, it's serial Killers p C.
Speaker 1: That's Cereal with a C. Or you can follow my
Speaker 1: buddy over here Andrew Pug on Twitter and Instagram. Z
Speaker 1: Scotti b is me on Twitter and Instagram as well.
Speaker 2: And so sorry, I'm a little bit dizzy. I I
Speaker 2: am all the other disoriented. Yeah, it's the allergic reaction
Speaker 2: to your crap cereal. Make sure you give this podcast
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Speaker 2: love reading your reviews. It's always fun to go through them.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to come back. And generally we will
Speaker 1: release them on Mondays and Fridays, but again we may
Speaker 1: pop a bonus episode in from time to time during
Speaker 1: the week. So with that being said, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to Serial Killers, your favorite podcast about cereal. Oh,
Speaker 1: because there's others well, and there's probably one or two others,
Speaker 1: but who cares about that.
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe one day we should try and
Speaker 2: see if we could get like a guest from one
Speaker 2: of those podcasts to see what they do.
Speaker 1: No, let's get like a guest that somebody knows.
Speaker 2: Well, Elvis will come on.
Speaker 1: There has to be some serial celebrity that we can
Speaker 1: get on here. Well, when you get the like dighum,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there's gotta be like that, like
Speaker 1: the Internet Kelloggs that dresses up as Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 1: Let's get him out of here.
Speaker 2: I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1: By the way, when I was shopping, they have frosted
Speaker 1: flakes with marshmallows. Are you in?
Speaker 2: That's too much?
Speaker 1: Really too much? Chocolate froster fla Okay, I'm sorry, it'sting
Speaker 1: frosted flakes with marshmallows, honeynut frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing about frosted flakes really quick
Speaker 2: before you go?
Speaker 1: Oh? Did you know in Mexico there zuikitas? I love that?
Speaker 1: Do you know that?
Speaker 2: Like online Tony the Tiger whenever he posts something on
Speaker 2: his social media creeps from all over like the furry
Speaker 2: Do you know furries?
Speaker 1: I know what furries are? They respond? Really just read
Speaker 1: the comments on Twitter. Whenever Tony the Tiger is involved.
Speaker 1: You will be.
Speaker 2: Disturbed yet crack up because it's hysterical.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest marketing fail of all time. That's great.
Speaker 1: We need to go. Okay, thanks for listening. We gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here and get some medical attention. Thank
Speaker 1: you until next time, America Crunch Andrew, I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 1: just so corny between your hand mode like.
Speaker 2: Motions and the way you say things like until next
Speaker 2: time America, lunch.
Speaker 1: Think inside the box with cereal killers? Is that better?
Speaker 1: Can you just take crunch that we can go.
Speaker 2: I have to go to the bathroom, okay, one, two,
Speaker 2: three crunch, Oh, you pooped yourself