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Speaker 1: Do you know what's cool about the podcast, you guys,

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Speaker 3: Low too, broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: If you think you may have already put on a

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Speaker 2: It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a new one. I haven't blamed before.

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Speaker 2: A new study found traffic jams are making Americans fat.

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Speaker 1: Why what makes sense? You're sitting in your car for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, by the time you get home, you're not gonna

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Speaker 2: want to like cook yourself a meal. You'd rather just

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like you leave work with all these like

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Speaker 5: Oh God, I'm gonna do the dishes, that laundry.

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Speaker 6: None of that's happening.

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Speaker 2: Also, the study found traffic jams make Americans angry. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: drive through Which clip is it? Two viral soundbites from

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Speaker 2: the internet, only enough time to play one, So let's

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Speaker 2: get right to your choices. Your first option is a

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Speaker 2: seventeen second clip of a tiny tree frog who isn't

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Speaker 2: angry about traffic jams. He just hates being picked up

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Speaker 2: by humans and if you touch his tiny frog body,

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Speaker 2: two is a different frog named Kermit, who lets out

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Speaker 2: his inner demons by singing Eminem's slim shady as slim Kurmy,

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Speaker 2: So what's it gonna be? Amphibious scream? Or eight mile

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Speaker 1: Eight mile and green. Yeah, don't even ask me, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: give me slim Kurmy.

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Speaker 2: All right, the fatties in the room have spoken me, Me,

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Speaker 2: of Kermit the Frog letting out his inner demons with

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Speaker 2: the song Slim Kurmy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, La, I've never seen a rapping fog before.

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Speaker 2: John's on the floor like council just.

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Speaker 6: First through the door.

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Speaker 7: He ain't nothing but mammals. Oh wait a second, I'm

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Speaker 7: amphibian man. What the heck with piggy picky piggies is?

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Speaker 7: There's just no win. Well, I say, she can go

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Speaker 7: fight me, but that's okay because your girlfriends like me.

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Speaker 7: Curmie's on her lips, Kurmy's on her lips, webbed hands

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Speaker 2: Not this, So what the real slim Curmy?

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Speaker 7: Please stand up and put all the webbed fingers on

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Speaker 7: each hand. Be fround, to be mean and lean and

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Speaker 7: ready to show. Green is what you want to be,

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Speaker 7: of course.

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Speaker 2: Because clip is it. Let's move on, get into your

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Speaker 2: shock collar question of the day with Jake, whose shirt

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Speaker 2: today is as stiff as Brook's breakfast drink. Jake, take

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Speaker 8: Valentine's Day is tomorrow. But you might remember earlier in

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Speaker 8: the week we dipped our toes into the steamy, drippy,

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Speaker 8: tantalizingly awkward history of human love, from caveman grunting sweet

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Speaker 8: there's so many romantic stories from our past that we

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Speaker 8: in another History of Human Love edition of plenty of

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Speaker 8: bankys please brook. All right, you guys, say a number

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who is known around the

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Speaker 2: They sound like Kermit's next distrack to.

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Speaker 8: Alexis said, all the above.

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Speaker 8: Only one of those was a real song. It was

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Speaker 6: Brook?

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Speaker 8: Brook said Shanayawayne, that is correct. It was actually Phil

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Speaker 8: Collins who broke up with this partner. Via fax. He

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Speaker 8: Let's go four, Jose. Which of these celebrity marriages lasted

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Speaker 2: No, No, guy from Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: You guys, I love it.

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Speaker 4: That was your childhood friend and they got married in Vegas.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I remember that story. Yes, Paulos has got mad.

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Speaker 9: I could see that one because then she had to

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Speaker 5: Was still in Vegas.

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Speaker 8: Jose said Britney Spears and Jason Alexander.

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Speaker 8: Ragged it was actually fifty five hours that their marriage lasted.

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Speaker 8: guys and Kim and Chris. That was seventy two days. Wow, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: were up to you. If you get this wrong, Jose

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Speaker 8: will win today. I need a number number three, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: According to a Vanity Fair article, actress Kristen Dunst once

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Speaker 8: broke up with her boyfriend because he got her a

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Speaker 2: I don't know who Kristen Dunst is, but Kirsten.

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Speaker 2: And then I totally blanked out what you said because

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Speaker 4: She dumped a guy because all he got her was

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Speaker 2: What do you mean all he got her? That's a

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey said false.

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 3: True.

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Speaker 8: He claimed it was romantic. Kirsten disagreed, and that means

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Speaker 8: Jose has won today's edition of lent you a thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh so, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 2: while singing Toxic by Britney Spears. Who's it gonna be, Jose?

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Speaker 2: Oh after I supported you? After all that? Never mind

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Speaker 2: with the taste of your lips. I'm on a ride

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Speaker 2: collar question. The other day we got your phone town coming.

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Speaker 3: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Everyone is your reminder to get your significant other of

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Speaker 2: Valentine's a gift because time is worth it.

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Speaker 2: You hear that Michael Brooke has declared her desired present

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Speaker 2: You're the one that posted it on Facebook. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm just reading Brook Please another baby?

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Speaker 1: No no, no more babies, No more babies.

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Speaker 4: And Michael is not getting me a gift because it's

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Speaker 2: She's setting you up for failure. She's going to be mad.

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to that trap, all right, But for our listeners,

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Speaker 2: whatever you do. If you forget a Valentine's Day present,

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Speaker 2: do not scramble together a last second gift like one

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Speaker 2: he's gonna confess what it was. In a brand new

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Speaker 2: mass speaker coming up right after this confession, I can't

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Speaker 2: take that girl Arms speak TEXTA seven eight five nine

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Speaker 2: two says I once offered to help a lost child

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Speaker 1: Don't don't take the child from her.

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Speaker 2: We've all done stupid things that have made a child

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Speaker 2: to cry before, but the worst time to do something

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Speaker 2: dumb is during Valentine season. And today we've got a

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Speaker 2: special Valentine's Day confession from a guy who wants to

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Speaker 2: use the fake name Glenn. So Glenn, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Hey, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Glen, I love this.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if it's gonna be like a broken

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Speaker 2: Why are you smiling? I hope it's absolutely transli Well

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Speaker 2: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Glenn.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I want to preface this with I've never really

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Speaker 6: I'm like the chocolate roses guy got.

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Speaker 5: It's actually rare for a guy to be creative and romantic.

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Speaker 5: So that's okay, But you're doing something the effort. That's

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Speaker 2: Cool because now I'm really going to let you down

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Speaker 6: Here we go. Yeah, all right, so there's this one

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, is this one of those times where the

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Speaker 5: I just mean an you be instead of a limo. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I kind of wish it was. Okay, we had done

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Speaker 1: All Right, you just actually messed up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 6: Yes, she's over at the place, and of course she

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Speaker 4: She drops some money and thought, wow, what is it

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Speaker 6: It's sort of like coming over a ridgeline and seeing

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Speaker 2: So what happens?

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Speaker 6: She says? Of course, did you get anything from me?

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Speaker 6: And I say, it's just in my room, let me

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so big, and that I had to hide it

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Speaker 6: I go swiftly into panic mode.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I just start going through every single thing in my

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Speaker 5: Know, oh my god, a panic.

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Speaker 4: At this point, I feel like you should just be like,

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Speaker 2: I like, forgotten about being someone a gift before. Clearly, hey,

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Speaker 1: Give card email to you right now.

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Speaker 2: Just has long delay on the processing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to show you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you find something?

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Speaker 6: It really would have been helpful to have you guy.

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Speaker 6: So I'm rifling through and I find this old recipe book.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, actually.

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Speaker 5: A little too much, in my opinion, my family.

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Speaker 1: How are you going to get that? That sounds like

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Speaker 2: What was your girlfriend's reaction?

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Speaker 6: She was super surprised. She started to chew up.

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Speaker 2: My god, you had it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, So here's the thing. Okay, the book was

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Speaker 6: not from my grandmother. It was actually my ex girlfriend. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: he left it at my place after we broke out.

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Speaker 2: He gave your current girlfriend your ex girlfriend's recipe.

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Speaker 1: She knew.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, so poured a little bit that girlfriend would

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Speaker 6: eventually become my now wife.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, they're still together.

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Speaker 1: She can't cook with grandma.

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Speaker 4: She's like showing up to family events like this, is

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Speaker 4: your grandmother's potato salad.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so that grandma's famous chicken pop pye recipe is

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're lucky you haven't been outed by

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Speaker 6: I feel real guilty whenever she goes through the book

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Speaker 6: and she says, oh my gosh, like, look at your

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Speaker 6: grandma's handwriting. It's so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: She puts little hearts over all the eyes where she

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Speaker 2: can't write curses camp.

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Speaker 1: This is one where I don't think you say anything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you just pray that no one yeah wheels on

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Speaker 5: you and everything works out.

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Speaker 4: Because I think she'd still be mad, yeah even after marriage.

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Speaker 5: That Like, she's now been working off the recipes. She's

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Speaker 4: She's made Jennifer's pop pie for the last time, not

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Speaker 4: Gramma Hazels.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. That must make Valentine's pretty awkward for you.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I just hope it will keep saving

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Speaker 6: out with tom things in the Karma bank somewhere.

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Speaker 2: What are you supposed to do? Buyer a new one like that?

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Speaker 2: So you have something planned out already for this Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 6: Right? Oh, I've got them planned out for the next decade.

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Speaker 2: Bro, We'll text in the seven, eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up

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Speaker 2: right after.

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Speaker 3: This, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And to me,

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Speaker 2: my favorite prank calls are when a husband or a

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Speaker 1: I mean that's true love.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know the other person is setting them

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Speaker 2: up for a prank and they totally trash them. And

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Speaker 2: that's what happened today when we call a woman whose

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Speaker 2: husband recently changed their Wi Fi network name to something

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Speaker 2: a little riskue, and she told him that's not funny.

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Speaker 2: So what did he do? He kept it the same

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Speaker 2: and asked us to call and mess with her in

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Speaker 2: your phone tap right now. Hello, good morning, Am I

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Speaker 2: speaking with Janine Morton.

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Speaker 10: You are who's calling.

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Speaker 2: My name is Freddie. I'm with Cable and Communications. According

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Speaker 2: to my records, you're a customer with us at fifty

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Speaker 2: four West End Drive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Perfect. So the reason for my call today is we've

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Speaker 2: been recving numerous complaints about the name of your Wi

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Speaker 2: Fi network.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're aware of what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 10: Unfortunately. Yeah, okay, man, I.

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Speaker 2: Probably shouldn't have to tell you it's not appropriate.

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Speaker 10: No, I recognize that, and I'm really sorry. I am.

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Speaker 11: This was my husband's doing, and I told him, I said,

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Speaker 11: I don't think this is appropriate, honey, and he thought

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Speaker 2: And you don't need to be blaming people. It's just unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: I like it hot and fast. It's not tickling everybody's

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Speaker 2: funny bone.

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Speaker 11: No, I can appreciate that, and I wasn't trying to

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Speaker 11: place blame on anyone except the person that's kind of

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Speaker 11: at blame for I would never do this, That's my

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Speaker 11: whole point.

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Speaker 2: But it is your network, and now I'm getting all

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Speaker 2: these calls, Like one woman today called in because her

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Speaker 2: children were trying to get onto the internet. Wait, and

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Speaker 2: now her five year old son keeps saying, Mommy, I

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Speaker 2: like it hot and fast. Oh, nobody knew who it

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Speaker 2: I was able to track it down to you guys

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Speaker 2: because I'm at the control center here and.

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Speaker 10: I completely understand, and I'm sorry. As soon as I.

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Speaker 11: Hit the door, I promise you I will let my

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Speaker 11: husband know this is completely inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Well and man changed, man, Unfortunately, we're past that point.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna need to change it remotely for you right now. What,

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Speaker 2: because look, the last thing I want to do is

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Speaker 2: come in tomorrow morning and have more families complaining that

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Speaker 2: your husband wanted to do don't touch my hot spot

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Speaker 2: because he thought it was funny.

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Speaker 11: Or something, and you know what, he might actually do

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Speaker 11: something like that.

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Speaker 10: I would not put it out, and he does it's funny,

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Speaker 10: and obviously it's not funny.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So don't have a whole lot of time here.

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Speaker 2: I have a list of preapproved options. We can change

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Speaker 2: your network name too. Let's see, we got my knees

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Speaker 2: hurt from.

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Speaker 10: Yoga, but I don't even know what that means.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, we have others and can go with I

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Speaker 2: had too much wine last night, you know. Still it's

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Speaker 2: on the edge a little bit, but you could probably

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Speaker 10: That makes it sound like we're just drinking all the time.

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Speaker 2: You told me that your husband has a sense of

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Speaker 2: humor that seems to be important to him. So I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to meet you in the middle with these name ideas. Okay, so,

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Speaker 2: how does why fight the feeling? Sound? You get it?

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Speaker 2: Because wi fi why fight? Yeah, that's kind of fun

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Speaker 2: play on words.

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Speaker 10: You know what, Any of these are perfectly fine? I don't.

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Speaker 11: I really don't care at this point. I just don't

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Speaker 2: You don't care any of these are fine? I mean yeah,

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Speaker 2: that kind of hurts my feelings saying that you don't

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Speaker 2: up with these for you.

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Speaker 10: Why don't you just pick one and email it to me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, how about we go with this one. I

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Speaker 2: really like this one. I'm still in love with my

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Speaker 2: ex Brian?

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Speaker 10: Excuse me?

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Speaker 6: Do you know.

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Speaker 2: You don't like that one? Because I went back through

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Speaker 2: your old records and it looked like you were living

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Speaker 2: with somebody else a few years ago named Brian.

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Speaker 10: Oh are you serious? Are you allowed to do that?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's company record is.

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Speaker 10: The cable company? Okay? With this the scene?

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Speaker 2: I thought that'd be kind of a fun dig to

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Speaker 2: take back at your husband, Like I'm still in love

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Speaker 2: with my ex.

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Speaker 10: You talk about crossing the line.

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Speaker 11: This is completely inappropriate.

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Speaker 10: You talk about my ex.

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Speaker 11: You want to put my ex's name on my WiFi

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Speaker 11: for my husband the scene.

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Speaker 10: You think that's.

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Speaker 2: Amusing, Yeah, it'd be your joke back to him.

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Speaker 11: No no, no, no, no, no no no, we're not

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Speaker 11: doing tip for tat.

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Speaker 10: That is inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, I'm just trying to be fun.

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Speaker 6: With you here.

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Speaker 10: I'm done with fun. I'm embarrassed, I'm humiliated. I just

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Speaker 10: want this to be over.

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Speaker 2: Just email it, got it, got Okay, we'll just use

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey phone tap to me.

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Speaker 10: No, wait what Yeah, so.

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Speaker 2: We're gon change your network to that because that's the

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Speaker 2: morning show that's pranking you right now on the radio,

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Speaker 2: and your husband is the one behind it. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I'm actually jeff I'm not from the cable company.

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Speaker 10: Oh I definitely did not see the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your husband, Mitchell, he said that you weren't happy

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Speaker 2: with the new Wi Fi network name that he put.

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Speaker 6: It right name.

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Speaker 10: Wait a minute, something like that.

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Speaker 2: So maybe just putting your ex's name, Brian into your

455
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Speaker 2: Wi Fi network that would be better.

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Speaker 10: Apparently, Oh my god, this guy's such a choke st.

457
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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Webster's Dictionary describes Valentine's Day as the one day each

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Speaker 2: year where you do romantic things for your significant other

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Speaker 2: so that you don't have to do anything nice for

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Speaker 2: them for the rest of that and they can't complain.

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Speaker 1: About Okay, Jeff, thank.

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Speaker 2: You Webster for clearing it up for all.

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Speaker 5: Some people like doing nice, romantic things to.

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Speaker 12: Jeff And that's what's brought one of our listeners crawling

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Speaker 12: to our doorstep today because he needs our help texting

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Speaker 12: someone he normally would never text, not in a million years,

468
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Speaker 12: asking for a huge favor and the answer could either

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Speaker 12: make or break his entire Valentine's Day plans with his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: So let's also be selfless today and actually try to

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Speaker 2: help so we don't have to try with any of

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Speaker 2: our listeners for the rest of the entire year. It's

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Speaker 2: the one day where it counts your Valentine's Day. Edition

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Speaker 2: of Textual Healing coming up right after this text You

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Speaker 2: will Heal then Textual It's a special edition of Textual

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Speaker 2: Healing Today a segment where we help one of our

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Speaker 2: listeners send a text to a certain person in their lives.

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Speaker 2: If they don't know exactly what to say themselves, we

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Speaker 2: will help you craft that perfect message. And I say

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Speaker 2: this one is special because we're doing a valid Times

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Speaker 2: Day edition.

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Speaker 1: I love this.

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Speaker 2: Love is on the line, So we need to use

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Speaker 2: the most romantic emojis, the sexiest memes in our arsenal.

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Speaker 2: And I'm confident that we have the host who know

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Speaker 2: how to do just that. So oh yeah, well mildly confident.

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Speaker 2: Let's welcome our listener, Perry to the show. Perry, how

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Speaker 2: you doing great?

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Speaker 6: What's up?

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Speaker 9: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Look at you?

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Speaker 4: We all loved up right before Valentine's Day, so probably not.

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Speaker 2: We don't know really much about your situation, so tell

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Speaker 2: us what's going on and how we can help heal

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Speaker 2: you textually. This Valentines all right?

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Speaker 9: So, uh, my girlfriend and I we've been together, you know,

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Speaker 9: about a year.

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Speaker 1: See I knew he was loved up.

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Speaker 9: I can just tells she's wonderful and I do. I

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Speaker 9: do love her, and I want Valentine's Day to be

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Speaker 9: something for her to remember. The thing is what she

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00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 9: wants is to have dinner at a nice restaurant and

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Speaker 9: not to send you rest of this one. I won't

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Speaker 9: say the name, but like very specific that she's absolutely

505
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 9: just adores and it's like it's traditionally like pretty hard

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00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 9: to get into.

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Speaker 4: Okay, And this is like your guys' first real Valentine's

508
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Speaker 4: Day together, because if you've been dating a year, you

509
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 4: were so fresh in the relationship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like.

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Speaker 2: The first Valentine's Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 5: Like, so did you make reservations months ago or what?

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Speaker 9: Look I started like over a month like give her

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Speaker 9: take like it was like forty plus days ago. Okay,

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Speaker 9: I thought that was enough time, Like I.

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Speaker 1: Would think that too.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so the place is booked.

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Speaker 1: Ah, Valentine is the sexual healing, just us trying to

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Speaker 1: get a rest.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know Pearls Junior did reservations ahead of time.

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Speaker 5: But hey, you said dating, not married.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Okay, then I'm jumping too far ahead.

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Speaker 9: Well, it gets a little more complicated than that because

524
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 9: she's so hyped about it, and I didn't say anything

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Speaker 9: to her, like I didn't have the heart to tell her.

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Speaker 4: So wait, you didn't say anything to her as and

527
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Speaker 4: you didn't tell her that you're not going there on

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 9: I haven't told her that we weren't able to book a.

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Speaker 1: No buddy.

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Speaker 5: Every day you weigh the worst is going to give.

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Speaker 2: So now you want us to text her and break

533
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Speaker 2: the news or not exactly?

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Speaker 9: So, I do have one connection and I really didn't

535
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Speaker 9: want to use it.

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Speaker 4: Then the restaurant, why you want to use it?

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Speaker 9: Well my girlfriend, well my my ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Let's not make that distinction.

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Speaker 9: Your ex girlfriend, she happens to be the manager.

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Speaker 1: Way do you tell your girlfriend that you're x as

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Speaker 1: the manager? She's never gonna want to go there?

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Speaker 5: Ever, how is this post?

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00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: This is like karma?

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Speaker 8: Bro, this dude, this is what I don't know.

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00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 9: I don't know, Like what would I even text her?

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Speaker 5: What's your relationship?

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00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 9: It didn't end great? You know the last time I

548
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 9: spoke to her, we both said things that we probably regret.

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Speaker 2: It's like that you'll play out. So this isn't just

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Speaker 2: like a text that you're asking us for help. If

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00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: you want like a full on miracle to pull.

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Speaker 1: This off, well, they'll go this far for your girlfriend.

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00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: I did. I cannot believe that.

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00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 4: So we're gonna text your ex who's the manager of

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00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 4: the restaurant that your current girlfriend.

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00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: Thanks, You're already going to.

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00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 9: I've heard you guys. I know if anybody can, you

558
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 9: can pull off the miracle.

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00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 2: How do we convince her to agree to slide in

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Speaker 2: a reservation for you and your new girlfriend.

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00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: She's going to see you in the bathroom? Still there?

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00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy enough, you got this? Go?

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00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know how soon into the conversation you

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Speaker 4: bring up the reservation beat for you and your current girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: Don't you just say table for two.

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Speaker 1: Let's just open the conversation. This is what I think

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00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 1: you text. You'll never believe this. You came up in

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Speaker 1: conversation the other day.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, neutral, intriguing, It won't shut her down.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't really achieve a whole lot.

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00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, honestly, all you want is a

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Speaker 4: response right now, Jeff. It's an ex girlfriend who he

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Speaker 4: told off the last time he talked to her.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and I was you know what, I like her idea.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, let's apologize off the gate.

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00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 7: But if you just apologize, I'll read that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not fun, but it's fine. Just keep

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Speaker 2: it simple. Get him to respond, Just.

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Speaker 1: Say you'll never believe this. You came up in conversation

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Speaker 1: the other day.

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00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 9: Okay, came up in conversation the other day.

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00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 1: Add the little happy face with like the rosy cheeks,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

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00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one your grandma sends to you like.

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00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 9: I don't think anybody sends me that. All Right, I

587
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 9: got it, I got it. I'm ready.

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00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 2: Okay, hit that send button. All right, all right, it's okay.

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00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: We did the hardest part. We reached out to your ex. Finally, No, it's.

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00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 5: Her baging back. Did we craft it well enough for

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00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 5: her to say no?

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00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: We still have to ask her for a reservation.

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Speaker 2: I part's easy. You've got all that I'm under hand.

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00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: Let's see what she says and if she's still truly

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00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: in love with you when we come back, we're going

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00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: to finish. That's what she I'm guessing we're going to

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00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: see when we continue Textable Healing Valentine's Day edition Right

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00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: after this, we're in the middle of Textual Healing Special

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Speaker 2: Valentines Day Edition, And oh man, this is a tough

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Speaker 2: one because our listener Perry tried to book a Valentine's

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Speaker 2: Day reservation at his girlfriend's favorite restaurant in the city.

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Speaker 1: What a good guy that is.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it was a good idea, but when he

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00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: actually got around to calling, it was totally booked.

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Speaker 4: Okay, to his credit, he tried over forty days ago.

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00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody knows you call forty years in advance for

607
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: especially at the nice spots. So Perry has come to

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Speaker 2: us as his last resort asking for help texting his

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00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend who manages that restaurant, seeing if he can

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00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,479
Speaker 2: get a reservation for himself and his new girlfriend. And

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00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: the first text message that we sent to the ex Brook,

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Speaker 2: you're the one who came up with it. So what

613
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,719
Speaker 2: did it say?

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00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 4: He said, You're never gonna believe this, but you came

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00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 4: up in conversation the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and yes, Smiley blush kind of keeping it open ended,

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Speaker 2: just trying to.

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Speaker 4: Start a conversation because the last time they talk was

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Speaker 4: a big blowout where they were telling each other off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, So Perry, we sent that a little while ago.

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Speaker 2: Has your ex responded to it?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, it's good, but I don't like the

624
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 4: tone of your voice.

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00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: Now you said it's not necessarily.

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00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 5: A good thing.

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00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: Can you repeat what she wrote you back on the radio?

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Speaker 9: Yeah? She responded with, uh, that's weird. Why okay response, Yeah, okay,

629
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Speaker 9: that's good.

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Speaker 2: It's not good. But the fact that she's even talking

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00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 2: to you still, that leaves us an opening to keep

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00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: the conversation going. So that's why we're happy.

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00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 9: But what do I do?

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Speaker 6: I say? Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the best thing.

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00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 4: This is where you compliment her in all her success,

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00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 4: because the reason you were talking about her is you

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00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 4: were bragging that your ex runs this unbelievable restaurant.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say too, as a foodie, like, look,

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Speaker 5: if it takes over a month to get in here,

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Speaker 5: you should immediately be like congratulating. Yes, manage the biggest

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Speaker 5: restaurant in the city.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then afterwards we had can I get a reservation.

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Speaker 6: First? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I kind of like that. Use this as an

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Speaker 2: opportunity to compliment and her and what a great job

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Speaker 2: that she's done.

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00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: Say, you were bragging, so I was bragging.

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Speaker 5: I'm proud of you that.

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00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 4: You are managing this unbelievable restaurant. Everybody like common knowledge

651
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Speaker 4: that you work there and you didn't stalk her.

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00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: This is gold. Are you writing it down?

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00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm following you.

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00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I was. I was bragging about how my super

655
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Speaker 2: sexy ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think we want to do that get

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Speaker 4: broken up with the Okay.

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Speaker 2: I was just bragging about how great of a job

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Speaker 2: you did with that amazing restaurant. Everybody loves it. Something

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Speaker 2: along those lines or you at at the end.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to try it. Yeah, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to say you were bragging. Somebody else was bragg Let's.

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Speaker 2: Just keep the butter smooth. You guys are making the

664
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Speaker 2: butter a little chunky.

665
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: So okay, nobody wants chunky butter.

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00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: No smooth butter situation. You just came up compliment a restaurant.

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00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: Can we just say chunky but he would be amazing

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00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 4: name for like a rock band.

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Speaker 5: What's up, We're junkie butter.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it does sounds there and Perry send that go

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Speaker 2: ahead the smooth butter sense Okay, good?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: So, I mean, how could she respond negatively to a

674
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: compliment about her and what a great jobs.

675
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: Because you have an idea, what might say? I feel

676
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: really proud of my help here.

677
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 9: Okay, I see that, I see that she's right ahead.

678
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 2: That's dust first two.

679
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: You know, I said that by myself texting.

680
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 6: Was.

681
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 4: Responded, I got it, okay, yes, what did she say?

682
00:33:54,760 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 9: Does whatever? Please don't text me? Oh, whatever you want,

683
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 9: I'm not interested.

684
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, I kind.

685
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 9: Of knew this might happen, though, Like, how do.

686
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 5: You know this would happened?

687
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: Bro, how does she know that you want something like that?

688
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: Is not a good sign for the first time you

689
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: texted her up?

690
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 9: No, she just knows me.

691
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: I think you fall on your sword. I think now

692
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 4: you gotta say fine, you know me too well. I'm desperate.

693
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: I screwed up. Please please help me.

694
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: This isn't what we want your husband to text you.

695
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: This is remember what we want Parry.

696
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: Look and then and then you could use it as

697
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: a threat because if his.

698
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 4: Back doesn't work out and he ends up single, he

699
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 4: may try to get her back, and she obviously doesn't

700
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 4: want that.

701
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: She literally just said, don't ever text me.

702
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 9: I just don't think it's gonna work with her. I think,

703
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 9: honestly at this point, like maybe like I should call her,

704
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 9: Like I should just talk to her.

705
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 5: Oh you think.

706
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 4: If she hears that, that's really cute that you think

707
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 4: she's going to answer?

708
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 2: So cute? What we could call and she wouldn't know

709
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: it was him.

710
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 9: It just might be better if I could call her.

711
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 9: She's not going to go for any more text messages.

712
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to call her immediately.

713
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this kind of goes against the whole

714
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: concept of textual healing with.

715
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: The thing handed the number to Ashton, technical director.

716
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 2: Are we going to do this?

717
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 5: We're calling?

718
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: We talk or now?

719
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 6: Yes? All right?

720
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: Being a man stepping up and taking control. Wow, Okay,

721
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 2: I don't honestly don't know what else to do, So Ashton,

722
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: just let's go. Let's dial his ex's number, all right, Ashton,

723
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 2: so put us on mutes so that she can't hear

724
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 2: our voices, so that she won't know the word here. Okay, okay,

725
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 2: but Perry, we don't have a lot of time, so

726
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: we're just gonna let you talk to her. You have

727
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: to make it quick, okay, okay, all right, Ashton dial

728
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: the number. Wow, Okay, I don't know how this is

729
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 2: going to go.

730
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: He's to say whatever he wants.

731
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: He wants to just talk to her, so let's just

732
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: let him do it.

733
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, Kendra, Oh my god, what do you want?

734
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 9: What are you doing?

735
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 10: No?

736
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 9: I don't want to bug you. I just want to

737
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 9: tell you what's up, and then I'll go away forever.

738
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 9: You'll probably say no, no, whatever it is, no, but

739
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 9: I haven't told you. Just listen, just listen, please, what.

740
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: Do you want?

741
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 13: I have to go?

742
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 9: I got a new girlfriend who really wants to go

743
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 9: to your restaurant for Valentine's Day. I tried to make

744
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 9: a reservation, but you guys were booked and I really

745
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 9: really need a table for Valentine's Day. Look she's not

746
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 9: pretty as.

747
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 10: You are, obviously.

748
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm not surprised at that.

749
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 9: I'm desperate. I need a Valentine's Day reservation? Please? Can

750
00:36:59,320 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 9: you help me?

751
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 13: That's that's hilarious. Yeah, no, I mean, are you joking

752
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 13: right now? Because like it feels like no, April fool.

753
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 9: What I do? I'll pay you, I'll pay you to

754
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 9: you or like trade you something like whatever you want,

755
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 9: whatever you want? All right?

756
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 13: Well, legally I can't accept money, so no, I can't

757
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 13: do that. But as far as to trade, you know

758
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 13: what I really want. I really want that couch. Remember

759
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 13: the couch that we used to have, that real nice one,

760
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 13: the expensive one with the Swede one. Yeah, I want that.

761
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 11: I want that.

762
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 9: You want you want the couch for the reservation.

763
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 13: You didn't do something stupid with it, like sell it

764
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 13: or something.

765
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 9: No, I've got the couch, but it's a really nice couch.

766
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, well so is the reservation. So if the couch

767
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 13: is not delivered to the back of the restaurant by tomorrow,

768
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 13: no reservation, where.

769
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 9: Am I going to sit at home with the only couch? Should?

770
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 13: I don't know that's your problem.

771
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 10: Ask your girlfriend.

772
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 9: Fine, I'll do it. But you're totally taking advantage of me. Yeah.

773
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 9: Good doing business with you.

774
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 13: I hope I never see you again.

775
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 11: Bye.

776
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 3: Oh oh.

777
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 5: She hung up.

778
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: Yeah too, Perry. I can't believe we ever doubted you.

779
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: You got yourself a dinner reservation at your girlfriend's favorite restaurant.

780
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 9: But I lost a freaking couch and it's a nice one.

781
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: Oh that part's going to be hard to explain to

782
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: the girlfriend.

783
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, you wanted to

784
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: get a reservation for your girlfriend and that's exactly what

785
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: you did. So congrats, dude. I hope you have the

786
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 2: best Valentine's Day ever. Yeah.

787
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 9: Thanks guy, Yeah, that was all us.

788
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: We did all the work.

789
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 6: Then.

790
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure no one will spit in your food at

791
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: that restaurant.

792
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. What really matters when you're looking

793
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: to find a good romantic partner?

794
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so sweet.

795
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: I was just a question. I didn't even say it.

796
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: I just like thinking about it, you know, like chemistry

797
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: and no.

798
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 2: Respect and certain out of touch people would say you

799
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: should look for trust and communication on shared values.

800
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: What did you say? It was such disgust.

801
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 2: Well maybe that worked back in like the nineteen fifties,

802
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 2: when it was quote moral for a woman to stay

803
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: home all day and trust that her husband wouldn't be

804
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: stupid as secretary when he communicated with her that he'd

805
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: been working late.

806
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: Wait, did you say stupid? Stupid?

807
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was stupid secretary in the fifties. Okay, but

808
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 2: nowadays we're smarter, we're better, and we know the real

809
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: secret to lasting love. And there's a brand new dating

810
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: site that's popped up that promises you to find what

811
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 2: really matters in a happy relationships.

812
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: Better not be stupid dot com No stupid, but if.

813
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 2: Tender or okay, Cupid is and doing it for you.

814
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 2: You're going to want to hear this coming up right

815
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: after this, All right, it is almost Valentine's day, it's broken.

816
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,439
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning only got one half hearted awe

817
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 2: and a very quiet game from Valentine, which means right

818
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: now people in relationships are scrambling to throw together a

819
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: last second gift and squeeze in a dinner reservation at

820
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 2: Rocko's Crab Palace and taxi.

821
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 5: It's hard to get there, but for sure you don't

822
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 5: mix up a taxi in your meal.

823
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: But for any single people listening, maybe you're looking to

824
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: find a last second date for Valentines. And if you

825
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: don't think Tender or Hinge is right for you, it's

826
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: not really finding the matches you like. There is another option,

827
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: because a new dating app is out called Score.

828
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Oh, that gets right to the point, because it's.

829
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 2: Not about that. It's because in order to use it,

830
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: you must have a credit score of at least six

831
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five or higher.

832
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just gonna give all your information over

833
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: to the dating app. Ye, that's a good idea, you do.

834
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: You can't just say it, you have to prove it

835
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: and submit your finances to the site so they can

836
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: background check you and confirm that you do, in fact

837
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: have good credit.

838
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 5: We talked about this on the show a long time

839
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 5: ago about people were starting to post credit scores and

840
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 5: the yeah, yeah, yeah, so I tried this. I did

841
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 5: an experiment, and I don't think it led to anymore

842
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 5: or less.

843
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: Makes no one believed you.

844
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to verify a perfect credit scores.

845
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 5: I thought I was lying right.

846
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: The creators of the app say finances are a crucially

847
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 2: important part of building a healthy relationship, but asking someone

848
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: about their financial status that can come across as kind

849
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: of shallow, a little bit tacky.

850
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 5: So it's hard to just naturally go hey, anyway, so

851
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 5: how much do you make? What your credit score?

852
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

853
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 2: So this app takes all that awkwardness away, and Alexis,

854
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: wouldn't that make you feel better about swiping on a

855
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: cute guy if you knew his credit score was over

856
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: eight hundred.

857
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: I don't really care if he's in dead, as long

858
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: as he buys me things.

859
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: She feels good to know that other people have their

860
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 2: finances lined up.

861
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: I think this is for more adults.

862
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you know what Alexis.

863
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: Likes in Ama on the edge of adults.

864
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well, if financial stability isn't top priority for you,

865
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 2: in your dating life. There's lots of other alternative dating

866
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 2: apps available that you can try, like this one called

867
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: Settle for Love, Oh, which is it's all about embracing

868
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: your own imperfections and acknowledging you're in no position to

869
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: be picky.

870
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: So they could have called it settled for less.

871
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this makes it a little bit more romantic

872
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 2: because at this point you are willing to take whoever

873
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 2: is willing to accept you.

874
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 4: Who is all that app except for people who feel

875
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 4: terrible about themselves?

876
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 2: That's exactly who is crook. Everybody is ready to settle

877
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: and significantly lower their standards in order to find true love.

878
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 5: Is there a watch to swipe left? Is you have

879
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 5: to accept everyone?

880
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: That's a good point.

881
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 2: All the users are encouraged to upload both good and

882
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 2: bad photos of themselves. Actually that's helpful, and talk about

883
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: their positive and not so positive qualities in their bios.

884
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 3: That's true.

885
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 4: It would be nice, wouldn't it if like people just

886
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 4: listed their red flags right there?

887
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you knew, like, you know.

888
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: Because some people's red flags, You're like, I can actually

889
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: deal with that.

890
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: I'm fun and easy going, but I have been fired

891
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 2: from my last three jobs. For sexist remarks up front.

892
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: Another alternate dating site you can sign up for is

893
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 2: called Ugly Schmucks, exclusively for twos in lower or if

894
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 2: you're hot but prefer to date someone much less attractive.

895
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 8: Dude, I had a.

896
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: Terrible guy friend that was like that. He's like, yeah,

897
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: I only date uggos. Yeah, because then they'll.

898
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 4: Just agree with me no matter what I do. And

899
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Speaker 4: I'm like, but that is the worst thing I've ever

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00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 4: heard in the entire world.

901
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: It is your friend that's on you. The site touts

902
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: itself as a platform for people who value personality and

903
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 2: honesty and inner beauty over outward appearances.

904
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Speaker 5: Relationships will come from this.

905
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: App Just imagine going home for Thanksgiving and telling your

906
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: folks we met on Ugly Schmucks. I'm so happy for you.

907
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 5: Your mom's like, why can't you just be on tender

908
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 5: like a normal.

909
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: We're looking at some of the alternative dating sites. If

910
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: you're hoping to find the last second Valentine's State but

911
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 2: aren't having a ton of luck on Tinder or Bumble.

912
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: This one's called Mullet Passions.

913
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: Different than Ugly Schmucks.

914
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Speaker 2: I appreciate pretty straightforward. If you love a guy who's

915
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: business in the front, party in the back. Site lets

916
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: you surround yourself with people who share your hairstyle passions.

917
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: Okay, and how do they feel about women with mullets?

918
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 2: I think it's mainly guys on the site. With the

919
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: multiple you'll probably see some she mullets on there.

920
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 5: I hope our couple of.

921
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: Mullets comes from this amazing I'm with you, jose make.

922
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 2: A whole family of mullet babies too.

923
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: I still thinks the mullet's one of the best haircuts ever.

924
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 5: It never fully goes out of the style.

925
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 2: And this next dating site is actually for couples who

926
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: are in a relationship. It's called can Do Better Why,

927
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 2: But basically you submit photos of yourself together as a

928
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: couple to the site, and then the community votes on

929
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 2: which of the two of you could probably do better,

930
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 2: and then the winner of the look gets submitted to

931
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: start matching on the site.

932
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: It's like you could just do this on Facebook for

933
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so wrong.

934
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: It's not for everybody, but maybe you're a competitive person

935
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: and you want to prove something to your partner.

936
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 5: There are couples that look exactly alike.

937
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: Though the longer you're together, the more you look alike.

938
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: I see that.

939
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 2: And finally there's one called marry me Already, oh, which

940
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: in order to join this site you have to be

941
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: ready to get married right now. In fact, the rule

942
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: is there is no casual dating allowed. You don't match,

943
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 2: you propose instantly, and then you sign up for divorce

944
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 2: me now, yeah, I'm later, Well, then you can go

945
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 2: right back so the can do better. It's like which

946
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: one of us should try again. So if you're single

947
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 2: for Valentine's those are some of your options off the

948
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 2: beaten path. Make sure to text us seventy five nine

949
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 2: too if you do try one of these, because I'm

950
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 2: curious how freaky it come?

951
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: Oh, please tell me about Ugli Shmucks.

952
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

953
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

954
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: It's the day before v Day when traditionally Brooke buys

955
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: candy hearts for her children to bring to school, then

956
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 2: accidentally forgets to put them into their backpacks and eats

957
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: them all in the jock bathroom here at work, far

958
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: far away from her co and considers that another successful holiday.

959
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: You know, it's all about treating yourself sometimes.

960
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: Love and number one and someone who also enjoys mild success,

961
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: especially during this segment. Is your challenger today, Nicole, who

962
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: is one, two and one against you all time? Welcome back, Nicole,

963
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 2: Thank you.

964
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: Hey, Nicole, you got kids? Just making sure you got

965
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: a candy stash somewhere to steal from. Oh yeah, no,

966
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: it's stashed.

967
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 11: But I definitely just realized I forgot to buy my

968
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 11: fourth grader Valentine like.

969
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: To pass out at class.

970
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that, you know.

971
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna make him more liked when he's the

972
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 2: only kid who doesn't hand out Valentine's cards and they're

973
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 2: all gonna be like, God, he's so cool, playing hard

974
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 2: to get. Yeah, okay, I always got jealous of those.

975
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: I like that, Nicole. We got to get to the

976
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 2: questions here. We'll talk more about your Valentine's Day in

977
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 2: just a second, but Brooks leaving the studio. We got

978
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. Well, if

979
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

980
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

981
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

982
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 9: Oh?

983
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, Nicole. Your time starts now. Today's the

984
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: unofficial holiday Gallantines Day, created on what NBC sitcom in

985
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 2: twenty ten, Ooh, How I Met your mother? What is

986
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: the name of the multi branched candelabra used during Hanukkah?

987
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 10: Menora?

988
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 2: The Brickyard is a venue in Indianapolis and the home

989
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 2: to what sport?

990
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 9: Uh?

991
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 10: Baseball?

992
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: In a symphony? What instrument is played by the concert master?

993
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 10: Triangle?

994
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 2: What is known as the sunshine.

995
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 10: Vitamin vitamin C?

996
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 2: Good work there, Nicole Brook's coming back into the studio. Nope,

997
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: she's eating more candy hearts. Let's give her a second.

998
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 10: Let her get into a sugar comma so that she

999
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 10: doesn't do as.

1000
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 2: Good that could be happening. Let's see, Brooke, We're waving

1001
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: at you for a while. All right, Brook is now

1002
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 2: back into the studio, and it says, here for your Valentines, Nicole,

1003
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 2: It's usually kind of a pretty typical day for you

1004
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 2: because you normally have to work at your raw pet

1005
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 2: food company.

1006
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: Oh you're raw pets?

1007
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 3: I remember, Yes, that's me.

1008
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 2: Now, we do segments on the show where we hear

1009
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: people give their pets gifts for Valentines. Do you see that?

1010
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: Are there any popular pet gifts that you see around

1011
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: this holiday this year?

1012
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1013
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 2: It's either a beef with liver treats or venison jerky.

1014
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 9: Usually, oh beef.

1015
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: Liver cube is just what Brooke is going to get

1016
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: her husband for Valentines this year.

1017
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: Somebody was going to get me it.

1018
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys can suck on ones together.

1019
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 6: Why the heart?

1020
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 2: That's Michael's blist all right, Nicole Brook might be hitting

1021
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 2: you up a little bit later for some Valentine's gifts.

1022
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: But now we got to get to her questions. Are

1023
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: you ready?

1024
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 13: Yes?

1025
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is the unofficial holiday Gallentines Day,

1026
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: created on What NBC sitcom in twenty ten. What is

1027
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 2: the name of the multi branched candelabra used during Hanukah?

1028
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh a Manora?

1029
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 2: The Brickyard is a venue in Indianapolis and the home

1030
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 2: to what sport?

1031
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: Uh Nascar?

1032
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 2: In a symphony, what instrument is played by the concert master?

1033
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 8: Oh?

1034
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: Uh pass what is known as the sunshine vitamin Vitamin D.

1035
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: Michaelangelo's David statue was modeled after what Greek.

1036
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: God Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.

1037
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: We'll see if that's all right. We're gonna go to

1038
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 2: the scoreboard first with Jose, So.

1039
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 6: Why don't you make like a tree.

1040
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 5: Get out of here, Nicole, you got one? Correct? A

1041
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,479
Speaker 5: darn good?

1042
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: Really is it?

1043
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 5: I think so?

1044
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 6: Brook? You got.

1045
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's

1046
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: the unofficial holiday Gallentine's Day that was created on Parks

1047
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: and rec back in twenty ten. The name of the

1048
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: multi branch Candlelabbra used during Hanukah's Minora holds nine candles total.

1049
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: The Brickyard is a venue in Indianapolis home to NASCAR

1050
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 2: and IndyCar. We would have accepted either one. In a symphony,

1051
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: the instrument played by the concertmaster is the violin, because

1052
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 2: the person who plays the first before it all starts

1053
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: it gets the whole symphony tune. I see the sunshine

1054
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 2: vitamin is vitamin D. And Michaelangelo's David statue was modeled

1055
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 2: after Greek god Zeus.

1056
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 5: Head hot ye yeah, yeah, fourteen as there exactly.

1057
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 2: But Nicole was not enough to win today. Just for playing, though,

1058
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: We're gonna give you two tickets to see Kelsey Ballerini

1059
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: perform March thirteenth at Climate Pledge Arena.

1060
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 9: Oh yay, a huge prize.

1061
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you better hurry and go pick up some Valentine's

1062
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 4: stay cards for your fourth grader.

1063
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna stop at Target on the Landholme.

1064
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: There you go, Mar Yeah, I'm sure there'll be really

1065
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: good choices left.

1066
00:51:59,440 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1067
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I definitely maybe discounted too.

1068
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: Funny you're passing out Barbie cards whether you.

1069
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 2: Like it or not, exactly, Nicole, Thanks for coming back

1070
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: and playing. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time

1071
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.