1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind from how Stuff 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: Works dot com. Hey, welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind. 3 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: My name is Robert Lamb and I'm Julie Decklas. We're 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: going to hit you with a classic this week. This 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: is a cloacle classic actually, because we're going to take 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: you back to dinosaur sex. That's right. I also like 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: to call this our dinosaur hot tub time machine, because 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,239 Speaker 1: we try to figure out how did dinosaurs do it? 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: So we bring this to you guys. And and by 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: the way, I wanted to mention that this is the 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: podcast that are rather the episode that is the reason 12 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: why I have a great sign in my cubicle that 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: says cloaca av Thank you kope. I cherished that, so 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoy this episode. This is a 15 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: perfectly legitimate um collision of of the growing up world 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: childhood world is the question of dinosaurs having sex with 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: one another. She even right there, I'm like, really, my 18 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: friend brontosaurus, I know at potosaurus, but I will continue 19 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: to call brontosaurs brontosaurs because again, from my childhood, I 20 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 1: cannot imagine Brontosaurus kicking boots, you know, because these these 21 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: were our friends when we're kids, you know, at these 22 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: little plastic dinosaurs. If you're like me, you you memorized 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: all their names. Are a lot of their names and uh, 24 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: and you had a big box full of them, and 25 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: you'd get them out and they yeah, they'd wrestle each 26 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: other and they bite each other and and the t 27 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: rex would stab I mean the they try saratops would 28 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: stab the t rex in the gut, and the t 29 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: rex would try and bite the back of the the 30 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: the the try sterotops head. Uh. Good times, Yeah, those 31 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: are good times. And never did you imagine that one 32 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: day that you would go on the internet and just 33 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: do a simple search for like dinosaur mating and find 34 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: a photo gallery of dinosaurs doing it. Yeah, And it's 35 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: it's interesting because with normal animals, I mean, everybody grows 36 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: up stay loving, loving, like little girls love horses, and 37 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: guys love lizards and stuff, uh and other animals as well, 38 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: And then you go to the zoo and something weird 39 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,920 Speaker 1: is lapble to happen, like especially if you go to 40 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,839 Speaker 1: like the Georgia Aquarium Um, which is which is which 41 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: is awesome place. But occasionally you'll see one of the 42 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: belloogle whales, you know, slip out of court, screwed penis 43 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: and go chasing one of the other whales around, and 44 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: you know, their children watching and and to you know, 45 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: to to paraphrase arrested development. You know, bam, I'm all 46 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: grown up now seeing that. So so since you just 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: had that experience right that aquariums, you feel like we 48 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: we could probably talk about dyno sex. Yeah, it's uh, 49 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: because we've gotten to the point where, I mean, we're 50 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: a we're able to we have enough data to sort 51 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: of ask these questions anyway if you're not necessarily answered them. 52 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: And also, reproduction is a vital, if not the vital, 53 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: part of any organism's life. Well, and if you think 54 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: about domospaurs too that I mean, they primarily dominated the 55 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: landscape for a hundred million years right so or thereabouts 56 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: um in terms of domination, So obviously they were doing 57 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: something right in terms of reproduction. It's just so very 58 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: difficult to really pin it down like exactly how they 59 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: were they were doing this. But it's also kind of 60 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: fascinating because we don't know exactly, we've got some interesting theories. 61 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: So before we get get back into the the grizzly 62 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: details of the Jurassic alright, how to do it? The 63 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: brown chicken brown cow thing? But no, that was sorry, 64 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: that was a naughty music sound that the brown chicken brown. 65 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: It's like a joke about like, oh man, I forget 66 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: how the joke goes now, but the punchline is this 67 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: brown chicken, brown cow, and you're supposed to say it 68 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: like brown chicken out that. Yeah, I totally butchered that 69 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: joke though, So my apologies. I don't even Yeah, I'm 70 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: quite sure it is and I love it. But anyway, so, um, 71 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: how do we know anything about what dinosaurs or any 72 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: prehistoric creature did or did not do? I mean, it 73 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: all comes down to it's kind of like solving a crime. Um. 74 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: There are several different ways of figuring figuring out what happens, 75 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: several different lens as we look through um there out. Yeah, 76 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,119 Speaker 1: they depend on. First, there's cladistics, which is a method 77 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 1: of hypothesizing relationships among organisms. You can think of it 78 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: as creating a family tree with blank spaces for unknown ancestors. 79 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: They also turned to molecular sequencing, in which they reveal 80 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: the hierarchy of relationships among different organisms by comparing their 81 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,119 Speaker 1: molecular details. So think of it again as a family tree, 82 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: only this time using DNA evidence to figure out what 83 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: goes where on the chart. And then there's the fossil record, 84 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: which is quite incomplete. I mean by that's just the 85 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: fossil record, um, and it's important. Sometimes people will criticize that, like, oh, well, 86 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: you know, the fossil records incomplete. How you can improve 87 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: this that or the other. Well, that's because we're using 88 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: it along with other tools. Well, and it's a blueprint 89 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: of sorts, right, so you've got to go along something here. Yeah, 90 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: so here's the reason it's incomplete, or the primary reason. 91 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 1: Sediment has to cover an organisms remains in order for 92 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: the long fossilization process. It again, and and most organisms 93 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: decomposed before this can happen. I mean, think of it. 94 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: You're some sort of prehistoric creature out there. Um, you've 95 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: got to be covered in and basically covered in mud 96 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: after you die for your for your form to be 97 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,039 Speaker 1: preserved in fossil. So if you if you live in 98 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: the mud, great, you've got to you've got a leg 99 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 1: up on this fossilization process. But if you live in 100 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: the desert, maybe not. Or if you only occasionally go 101 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: near the water to drink. Then you've got to it's 102 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: a question of dying just the right moment and just 103 00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 1: the right circumstances. And so that that's why trilobites, the 104 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: ancient marine anthropod Um, are a rather common fossil, while 105 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: I t Rex is uh is far rare because it's large, 106 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: it's land dwelling, and it's a top predator. So there's 107 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: very small percentage of the population trill bites everywhere, but 108 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 1: at t rex. Think of it like a pyramid, like 109 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: the t rex is at the very top, and like 110 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: for everyone t rex, there's gotta be the next level 111 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: of predators and pray a little larger in the lump 112 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: below that is a little larger all the way down 113 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 1: to your to the all the different herbivores that they eat, 114 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: and then the grass that the herbivores eat. So your 115 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 1: t rex, your top predator. Fossils are pretty rare, and 116 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,799 Speaker 1: so so you know, even rare that you would find 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: evidence of, say a t rex engage in a particular activity, 118 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: especially especially sex. Also, fossils may be set in stone, 119 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: but they're not figuratively set in stone because they can 120 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: they can be destroyed and then there's all. There are 121 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: a lot of fossils that we haven't found and will 122 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: never find mine. Like, if there's a fossil of of 123 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: two t rex doing it and it just happens to 124 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: be on the earth under say the Vatican, we're probably 125 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: never going to get that fossil. That's just up on that. Yeah. Yeah, 126 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: So it's a question right, the soft tissue preservation, right 127 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: and actually having um reproductive organs intact, which is yes. 128 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: I mean that's never even been found in an dimostort before. 129 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: So that's the thing that we can do, is to 130 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: look at the common ancestors, right for a little bit 131 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: of a clue um in particular alligators, crocodiles and birds 132 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: from a time sor like velociraptors. Yes, and just think 133 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: of it. We see naked birds all the time and 134 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: there's nothing really really all that scandalous about it, right, 135 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: Why because they have what is called a cloaca. That's right, 136 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: a cloaca and this is a cloaca. How how do 137 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: we talk about chloeca um? Actually in Latin it means 138 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: tour that's a lovely introduction um, but it's basically an 139 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: opening for urine excrement. And sex, and we know that 140 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: crocs have this right, and we also know that female 141 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: titanosaurs are more like a croc get given the analyzation 142 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: of well preserved titanosaur eggs, which are rounded like a 143 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: croc instead of oblong like a bird. So they've sort 144 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: of extrapolated with that information and said, Okay, since you 145 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: know the titanosaur had round eggs and they were laid 146 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: in big clumps much like crocodiles, let's take that logic 147 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: and extend it out and say that they possibly had 148 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: a cloaca like a crocodile does. Alright, we're gonna take 149 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: a quick break, and when we come back, more cloaca. 150 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: I think one way to think about cloaca is to 151 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: think of like Barbie and Ken, and how you know, 152 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: like Barbie and Kin, I can would essentially have chloek. Sorry, 153 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, go ahead. And uh And I 154 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 1: if my my wife is probably listening to this podcast 155 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: at some point and and cringing because she's she has 156 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: this weird fear of birds or aver she I mean, 157 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: she likes s burds, but but they kind of creep 158 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: her out with some of the things, like their black 159 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: beady eyes and their beaks and their tongues and their cloaca. Yeah, 160 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: she doesn't want to know about the cloeca, right, And 161 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: h there's a great, great little bit um here talking 162 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: about the possibility of dinosaurs having cloaca from Carmelow m 163 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: Alfie of Australia's Cosmos magazine, which has an online presence. 164 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 1: It's really cool as well. And this is what this 165 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: author says. Quote if dinosaurs also had cloaca, according to theory, 166 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: penetration would have occurred when the male cloaca filled up 167 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: with blood and bulged out into the cloaca of the female, 168 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: much like a couple of plumbers plungers pushing up against 169 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: each other unquote. And this folks is called the kloacal kiss. Yes, 170 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,920 Speaker 1: by the way, which it's like an std I have 171 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: to say, like kids, watch out, don't get the cloakal kiss. 172 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so yeah, I mean that's shaking your head, um, 173 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: But that's that's what the cloaca is, or that what 174 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: they think it is in the dinosaurs and how it 175 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: may have um operated so to speak. And also we 176 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 1: should say here too that within the cloaka for the 177 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 1: male with the penis would have been concealed. Um if 178 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,520 Speaker 1: if dinosaurs in fact had penises, I mean there's a 179 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: there's a possibility that they actually just ejected semen from 180 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: one cloaka to the other, you know, actually in that 181 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: whole sort of with the plumber plunging uh set up 182 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,839 Speaker 1: that you just talked about. So it's basically sort of 183 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: like backing up the cloacas next to each other fturings 184 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: and ejecting the from one cloka to the other. This 185 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: is science. Sometimes sciences is pretty grass it is again, 186 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: this is why it's like, oh dinosaurs really yeah, Um, 187 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 1: well you talked about the possibility of dinosaurs actually having 188 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: a member as it were. The late the British paleontologist L. 189 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 1: Beverlely Housta wrote back in that that he thought that 190 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 1: they might if they were humped like birds. They'd have 191 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 1: to get past that big, powerful tail in order to 192 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,239 Speaker 1: do it, so they would need to have a corkscrew 193 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: shaped penis about three meters long. But then house It 194 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,959 Speaker 1: goes on to say, quote, yet there is no evidence 195 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 1: that they had such a grandiose organ. Maybe they lay 196 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: side to side, mail to pour and female to starboard 197 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: and sort of snuggled up together bottom to bottom. Oh yeah, 198 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: there are all sorts of different positions that people have 199 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 1: imagined for this, Like I've heard like housecat position, female 200 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,760 Speaker 1: down on the elbows and then raised the hind quarters 201 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 1: up in the air. Okay, so like when you pet 202 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: a cat in their right right, Sam, But um, not 203 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: with the dinosaurs would be saying that they would be 204 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: I guess if the petted them on the head. I 205 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it depends, like which are we 206 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,559 Speaker 1: talking about stackasaurus here? Because I mean just even the 207 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,599 Speaker 1: act of petting could be dangerous. White, And this is 208 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: another reason why it's kind of hard for us to 209 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: wrap our minds around it. One because of course we're 210 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 1: coming at this as mammals, right, We've got our own 211 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,079 Speaker 1: ideas of past sex happens. But another is because we 212 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 1: know that all the different plates and the pointy parts, 213 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,959 Speaker 1: uh depending on the dinosaur can really make the act difficult. 214 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 1: So again, that's why they all these different theories behind 215 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,199 Speaker 1: mount is one that is really very popular. Um, it's 216 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: thought that light giraffes and elephants that this would be 217 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: the most common position, But it's also pointed out, as 218 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,840 Speaker 1: you pointed out that thick tails, plates and uh, weight 219 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: distribution would make this really difficult. Yeah, weight is a 220 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: big one. Um, and the just general size. Like there's 221 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: some discussions about how like stay a long neck dinosaur, yeah, 222 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: like Chronosaurus. Yeah, there are some some discussions that, well, 223 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:00,120 Speaker 1: it could do it from behind, but it would need 224 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 1: to keep its head horizontal because it went vertical. Uh, 225 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: then blood flow would be an issue. But then again, 226 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: the giraffe is a classic example of how even with 227 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 1: that long neck, it has special adaptations that allow it 228 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,959 Speaker 1: to continually pump blood to the brain, has a giant heart. Yeah. Yeah, 229 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: they're just such such a giant heart. It's such a 230 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: giant hearted creature. Um. And then there's also scientific paper 231 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 1: entitled Fusion of caudal vertebrae in Late Jurassic Sauropods, So 232 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: again we're talking about brnoslaurs here. They found that the 233 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: fusions of the tail vertebrae closest to the pelvic girdle 234 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: were calming among these types of dinosaurs, possibly so that 235 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,319 Speaker 1: their tails wouldn't snap off during mating. So it's this 236 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: kind of fusion that could might only occur in female 237 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 1: dinosaurs that could lift their tails and arch during mating, 238 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: but their tails don't snap off because interesting too, their 239 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 1: tail snapped off like lizards. No, no, no, I mean 240 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: this is the idea here is that the fusion was 241 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: a little bit wonky right on that vertebra it said 242 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: that they could get that arch in the tail. So 243 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: that's that's a theory. Another theory is that I like 244 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 1: to call the hot tub theory. This is because of 245 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: their weight in size, right, yeah, yeah, A lot larger diners, right, 246 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 1: if they're weighing around a hundred thousand pounds, would have 247 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 1: the most difficult time in mounting um without crushing each other, right, 248 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: or maiming each other. So it's thought that they would 249 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: go like light crocs, that they would just float in 250 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: the water and that would give them some buoyancy and 251 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 1: kind of give them a more gentle way to dock 252 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 1: their chloeca so speak um. And then there's anything you 253 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: already mentioned it too. There's a sort of a spooning 254 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: action they could have laid down on their sides or 255 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: belly to belly. That's adorable. The idea of dinosaur spinning. Yeah, 256 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 1: that one I can cotton too, because that doesn't seem 257 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: too graphic. Yeah, um, and it seems like they'd have 258 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: some nice pillow talk there too. And then there's another 259 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: one that seems this one I really kind of it 260 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 1: seems simple enough, but I keep trying to imagine it. 261 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: It's sort of backing it up position, which they face 262 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 1: opposite directions, and then they back up into each other 263 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: and again they align the cloaca. Okay, now there are 264 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: some animals that end up in that alignment in the wild. 265 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: I believe cloaca. But yeah, anyway, I think I saw 266 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,680 Speaker 1: the Nature video once. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, 267 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: it's it's again, these are awkward thing. I mean, it 268 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: doesn't make I have to say, it doesn't make dinosaurs 269 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 1: sex seem all that like, wow, dinosaurs they were really 270 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: romantic one. I mean, it just kind of underlines how 271 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 1: all reproduction is kind of weird. You know, it's just 272 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: kind of weird and messy and and uh and and 273 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 1: not all that dignified. So we hate to think of 274 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: our our childhood friends engaging in this kind of activity. 275 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 1: But the hot tub part, I mean, that doesn't seem 276 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: so bad, you right, Okay, the hot tub thing I 277 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: guess could could work. It's you know, it's it's kind 278 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 1: of like they're flying. It's witless and beautiful, right. They 279 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: could be looking up at the moon and stars resetting 280 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 1: poetry to which maybe they do that and then they 281 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: spin it on the shore. Ye go for that? There 282 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, let's it's it's the plunging in the 283 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: cloaca and the backing up that seems a little awkward, 284 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: I think. Um, but you know, we should probably talk 285 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: a little bit about some courtship rituals too. Oh yeah, 286 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: because you know they're not just doing it. They're they're 287 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,640 Speaker 1: probably engaging in some sort of activity. I mean, especially 288 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 1: when you look at if you look at any kinship 289 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 1: to birds, I mean, birds have some of the most 290 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 1: spectacular courtship rituals imaginable. Um, you know, just watch a 291 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: few episodes of of of Edinburgh's The Life of Birds 292 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: and you'll see activity. They're just like wow, these guys 293 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: really yeah, they make it sexy, right, yeah, you know, 294 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 1: like all sorts of plumage calls, building little dances, building 295 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 1: a little structures that have been decorated to woo their mate. 296 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: I mean it really gets phenomenal. Right, It's very cool. 297 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: And again, we don't know so much about what Donald 298 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: shows might have done. But we can think about again, 299 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: like you know, sore pod like a brontosaurus, apatosaurusy um, 300 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 1: long tails, long necks. It's very possible that they might 301 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: have done some sort of dance in which they intertwined 302 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: their next a sexy dance is slow dance like a 303 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, uh dance together I don't know, um, you 304 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: know fifth grade you know, hearts all around them, um, 305 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: but in their tails intertwining too. So and then again 306 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 1: with the males and the next. It's very possible that 307 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,880 Speaker 1: they might if use those to tussle with other males 308 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: or to hurt other males away so that they'd have 309 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: less competition with the female they were trying to meet with. 310 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: I like the idea of like a fearsome t rex, 311 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 1: like spending hours and hours and hours doing some sort 312 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: of silly, tedious dance to try and woo amate, you know. 313 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: I like the idea with like the like the short 314 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 1: little arms do some sort of like I don't know, um, 315 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 1: like you know, neck and pop them locking thing. I 316 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: don't know, well that that would would. That's the problem 317 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 1: too with the the t rex arms, because they have 318 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: those two little fingers. Yeah, so it looks like they're 319 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: doing ironic quotation marks every time they say anything. They're like, 320 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,959 Speaker 1: I really love you. And then then the other dinosaur 321 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: gets all up in arms because they're like, oh you 322 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 1: love me great, and I'm going to go mate with 323 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: this other t rex. Right, So we think communication is 324 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: hard now, yeah, I mean think about it then, um 325 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: and then some other folks too. If you think about 326 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 1: the source and the pelice so sourus. Those are the 327 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: thin back a lizard looking dinosaurs. Oh yes, like the 328 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: like was it demetri done? Oh? Man? See the eight 329 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: year old me would would be great on this podcast 330 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,199 Speaker 1: if you remember that there, because there were two. There 331 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 1: was the cool looking one and the kind of plumper 332 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 1: looking one and one was a carnivore and one was 333 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 1: the eight year old you. Right now, I would be 334 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 1: crying under like what are you talking about? What do 335 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,399 Speaker 1: you mean they're having sex? Um? But yeah, I mean 336 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,159 Speaker 1: these these are the crest that are they're really or 337 00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 1: neat and the researchers think that they've actually they had 338 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: developed as a way to woo the ladies. Actually, because 339 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,320 Speaker 1: the crest be got bigger and bigger and bigger over time, 340 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: and they really didn't serve any function. I mean, think 341 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: about hauling that sort of crest on your back all 342 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: the time. Well, I have heard that the crest could 343 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,159 Speaker 1: have been used for to to warm the blood. You 344 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,040 Speaker 1: send the blood up through those veins and veins and 345 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 1: n crests, and then the the sunlight has more ready access. Okay, 346 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,960 Speaker 1: well this one they were saying that because it kept 347 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,199 Speaker 1: getting larger and larger, they were they were looking at 348 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,800 Speaker 1: more like plumage um and also that they could you know, 349 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,439 Speaker 1: maybe even use that to sort of look like they 350 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: were bowing up against another um would be suitor. So again, 351 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: if you look at all these ridges and the plates 352 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 1: that are on a lot of the dinosaurs, many of 353 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: them could be used, um, you know, to fight off 354 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: other dinosaurs. And we already know that right now, but 355 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,400 Speaker 1: in the courtship ritual, certainly it could be like, hey, 356 00:19:53,440 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: look at my nice ridges, my nice crest. So there 357 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: you have it. Dinosaur Sex classic episode. A lot of 358 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,400 Speaker 1: cool science in that one. 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