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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It'sser line.

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Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me back. If you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before, it works like this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 5: at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, miss boy, but could you perhaps call me

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Speaker 5: an ambulance because your.

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Speaker 4: Beauty is killing me right now?

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Speaker 5: You know what, We could skip the paramedics and you

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Speaker 5: just give me mouth to mouth. I must warn you

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Speaker 5: my dentures are loose on purpose.

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Speaker 2: That's the reason why we've switched to compression only.

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Speaker 5: He says that tell him that you appreciate an older

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Speaker 5: gentleman who has health benefits.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that's right, I'm on Medicaid. And that's when you

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Speaker 4: give him the digits to the loser line.

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Speaker 5: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 5: play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Hey, my name is James. I've never done anything like

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Speaker 6: this before, but I saw this number on a bathroom wall.

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Speaker 6: Hoping this isn't one of those scam things, you know.

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Speaker 7: Before I called this lady, she gave me her address

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Speaker 7: and I ended up breaking leaves for like three hours

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Speaker 7: and then that was it, And I wasn't happy about it.

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Speaker 6: That being said, anything from the waist up is pretty

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Speaker 6: much fair game. I can definitely take it.

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Speaker 4: Take from the waistop.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand what happens.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't either.

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Speaker 2: I like how he said that he's never done this

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Speaker 2: before and then immediately went into a story.

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Speaker 4: About how he had.

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Speaker 5: You always wonder who are the people that call those

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Speaker 5: numbers on the bathroom stall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I feel like that woman had a better idea.

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Speaker 2: We could get this guy over here, get him like

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Speaker 2: cleaning up the studio.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I wonder if he's good with handy work, because

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Speaker 5: we have a broken AC unit in here.

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Speaker 4: We need somebody that knows what they're doing. I'm pretty

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Speaker 4: sure he was the one looking for a handy.

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Speaker 5: Your hands can work up there in different ways too.

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Speaker 2: Is this the manager of the dollar store?

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Speaker 3: Figure you would send me the voicemail you cowered?

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Speaker 5: Here's a question.

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Speaker 3: Why do you call yourself the dollar store when things

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Speaker 3: cost more than a dollar? You know, I have five

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Speaker 3: bucks on me.

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Speaker 8: I want five candy bars.

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Speaker 3: I got an argument with your registered lady.

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Speaker 4: I think her name was kat or something.

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Speaker 3: So don't you Jack know that if you price something

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Speaker 3: higher than what you cram on your sign, it's false advertising.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, get ready for a class action

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Speaker 3: lawsuit and me hitting up every one of your stores

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Speaker 3: this weekend in one hundred miles radius. I'm gonna steal

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Speaker 3: all your toothpaste, and I want you gonna.

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Speaker 8: Do huh.

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Speaker 5: Good idea to like let the manager know that you're

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Speaker 5: coming to steal from their store before.

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Speaker 4: You do it. My mom will join that classic.

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Speaker 1: I did not.

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Speaker 2: There's a family Dollar that opened close to my mom's house,

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Speaker 2: and she would and she goes Brook. You wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Some thing's were three dollars.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, oh god, speaking of the dollar store, if

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Speaker 5: you want something fun in your life that costs even

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Speaker 5: less than a buck, tet on over to the Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey TikTok page where you can.

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Speaker 4: Find your loser line of the week.

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Speaker 5: They are along with special clips from the show and

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Speaker 5: Brooke walking on a treadmill while she's hunched over her desk.

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Speaker 5: At the same time, so many dudes over sixty perven

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Speaker 5: out to that video right now.

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Speaker 2: That is a very unflattering video.

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Speaker 4: Go check it out for yourself. Now, let's get back

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Speaker 4: to the loser line.

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Speaker 8: Oh man, I was reading hoping you'd answer. I've been

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Speaker 8: dying to talk to you. I have this gift for you,

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Speaker 8: and I've been working on it. Actually I don't really

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Speaker 8: have it yet, but I will, and I need you

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Speaker 8: to help me to get it. Okay, it's his promise ring.

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Speaker 8: I get my ex girlfriend. She still has it. It

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Speaker 8: looks so much more beautiful on you. And I see

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Speaker 8: this ring on on she's always wearing on Instagram, and

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Speaker 8: I know she still has it, and I just keep thinking,

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Speaker 8: maybe you can help me go down to her place.

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Speaker 8: You can sit on my shoulders and kind of shimmy

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Speaker 8: up through the window. I drove by it last night.

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Speaker 8: I know the windows open. So I just can't stop

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Speaker 8: thinking about you wearing this ring. This is gonna be

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Speaker 8: so romantic.

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Speaker 4: It's romantic. It could be romantic.

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Speaker 5: A little B and E on a first date, an

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Speaker 5: entering Yeah, that could do with a rom com About

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Speaker 5: that story.

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Speaker 2: I have a special hatred for promise rings. Just from

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Speaker 2: the get go. He lost me there.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, did you get a promise ring from

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Speaker 5: a guy in middle school.

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Speaker 2: For accept a promise ring.

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Speaker 4: I think there's the stupidest thing.

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Speaker 8: This is a good point.

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Speaker 5: If this ring was worth more, I might be down

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Speaker 5: if we were talking a little bit more carrots on.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the engagement.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's that.

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Speaker 5: I think it's like a plastic ring that you get

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Speaker 5: out of one of those machines.

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Speaker 1: Not Christopher, this is me. Remember we met at the barcue.

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Speaker 1: I may or may not have been drinking marguerite us.

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Speaker 1: I'm seven in the morning. I'm feeling Trey good. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a ship right now for me and let

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Speaker 1: me have one for you.

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Speaker 7: Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna have a little more.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, Brooks mom called the Loser.

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Speaker 2: Is I really honestly think those were frozen Margarita's Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, how do.

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Speaker 4: I know that? Like reflection, like mother, like daughter.

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Speaker 2: Lemons, limes, orange juice, what's the difference?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, had to it.

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Speaker 5: Find Brooks recipe for a frozen to read up on

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Speaker 5: the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, and you can listen

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Speaker 5: to the Loser line regularly at this time every single week.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into your phone tapping right after this

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,