WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "On Fire with No Hose" Mail Bag 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.639 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.520 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:29.479 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:35.320 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:40.360 Maller and Danny g Radio Happy Sundays. Sunday Sunday. It 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:45.320 is the twentieth day of October. It is a football Sunday, Danny, 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:49.800 a football palloza. Now I realize at this point the 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:53.000 NFL season, Danny, not quite as enjoyable for you as 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.680 it was a few weeks ago, nor for me. Okay, 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.080 I feel like we're in the same boat and our 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:04.840 worlds are colliding today, Danny, it's the Raiders in the Rams. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:10.360 It's the Fifth Hour Battle Royale in the Hood in Inglewood. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:16.240 Later this doing the Raiders, your Raiders and my La Rams, 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.679 and that is a chance for the Raiders to get 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.720 back to three and four. My rams are not very good. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.320 Right now, they can't stop anybody. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.680 I feel like the training staff are the most valuable 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.200 asset that the Las Vegas Raiders have right now. They 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:34.600 have so many damn injuries it's not funny. And then 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.360 suddenly they start getting penalties all over the field. Last 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:42.080 week their differential was at minus seven. It's like last 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:46.280 in the league their turnover differential. So it's not been 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.120 fun the past couple of weekends. But they will see 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:52.240 what happens. Man, this is like a battle of draft position. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.640 So so disappointed. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.760 And you know Ad and O'Connell was not I mean 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.440 I know no. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:03.080 You called it at best a lateral move and the 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:07.000 old saying in the NFL, two quarterbacks equal no quarterback, 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.919 and unfortunately that's how it's panned out. I blame all 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.400 of this ben on the Atlanta Falcons because I really 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.640 feel like Pennix Junior would have been throwing darts and 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.680 bombs all over the field. It's unfortunate that I didn't 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.880 get to watch him in silver and black this season. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.520 Well, now you got Tom Brady. That's gotta be tough, 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:29.840 right Tom f and. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.480 Brady if he could bring some brains, kind of put 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:38.480 his brains into Mark Davis's Bowl cut head. It's only good. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.240 The point of no return. There's two points in no 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:47.640 return for the Raiders that Carolina loss. I still don't 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.120 know how they did not show up. I knew they 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:51.639 were going to have a tru I know it was 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.600 gonna be tough. I didn't think they would cover the spread. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.799 I took Carolina on the TV show. But to lose 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.639 the game and get their doors blown off Carolina, how 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.919 does that happen? Thirty three to seven? 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:07.440 I know that's unforgivable that they came out flat in 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.400 that game, the home opener. There's only one silver lining 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:15.240 that I've seen so far this season. DJ Glaze and 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:20.680 Jackson Powers. Both dudes look like home runs. And that 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.440 means to LESCo, like you did with the Chargers as 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:27.680 far as selecting players, he's really really good. So I 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.960 know you gave the Raiders a D grade on that 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:34.000 Adams trade, but I feel more confident at least going 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.120 into the next draft. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.400 I yeah, I don't. It's such a gema when you 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.000 think you know what you're doing, it's such a crapshoot. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.480 And hey, I you know, as you know, I know 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.960 some people over the Raiders. I hope they do well. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:51.280 I'm pulling for them. But there are three four games 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.280 in a row. After the Ravens win. We talked about 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.880 it like the next four or five games, all of 0:03:55.920 --> 0:04:00.480 them really winnable games. They have played four of them. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:04.440 They're one in three and they got blown out in 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.840 three of the four games. Obviously they won the one 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:10.000 against the Browns, but they got blown out by the Broncos, 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.640 who look, I know you don't want to admit this, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.039 but they look like at least a wildcard team, a 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.239 contender for a wildless but they have a really good defense. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.799 They have no quarterback, but they can run the ball. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.560 Special teams are all right, and they appear to have 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.719 a decent defense in Denvers. So that's the formula to 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.440 get to where you need to be to be in 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:32.000 a wildcard position in the AFC. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.560 Even if boat Nicks looks like an average rookie. I 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:38.960 praised their defense on fsr's airwaves. Their defense looks legit. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:41.680 Are we doing sporty talk? Is that what we're doing? 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.560 We started I think we started yesterday's podcast the same way. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.120 But don't worry because the rest of the twenty five 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:49.239 minutes is grab ass. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.560 Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna gonna fuck them on the pretendo. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.880 So to prove that point. To prove that point, we 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.000 have the mail bag where I promise we'll get to it. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:05.640 We had. I have the idiom of the week, Idiom 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.040 of the week, the Friday Pot. You were not with 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.000 me on the Friday Pot. The Friday Pot we did. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.520 This is so funny. This guy Scott, not blind Scott, 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.600 this other guy from New York, I think he's in 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.760 New York. He sent me a message. He says, hey, 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.760 can you look up the origins of blowing smoke up 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:23.240 your ass? So that was wild, Danny. I don't know 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.080 if you heard the Friday Pot, but they that was 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:30.279 actually a medical procedure. They treated people by blowing smoke 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.839 up their ass when they thought they were drowning or whatever, 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.960 or they were trying to get them to come back 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:40.360 from death. So today is tongue in cheek, Tongue in cheek, 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.240 and this is the obvious. You know, hey, that was 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:47.000 said tongue in cheek. You know you're poking the bulge 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:47.920 in your cheek and all that. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.520 This that's also what a girl did to me in 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:51.279 the seventh grade. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.120 Hey, oh yeah, always remember the first time you get 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.400 that French kiss, So in the seventeen hundreds. In the 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.240 seventeen hundreds, this goes all the way back. You know, 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.560 people may may have poked their cheek with their tongues 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.080 to indicate skepticism. They're not sure the modern meeting though, 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.560 they are sure about this eighteen forty two. The phrase 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:15.359 at that point they go back by recorded written history. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:20.880 It indicates that someone or something you know tends to 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:24.080 be humorously ironic, so that goes back to eighteen forty two. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:30.520 It was first used in documentation by Sir Walter Scott, 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.599 and he's a novelist. Sir Walter Scott used the phrase 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.840 in The Fair Maid of Perth Never Heard of It 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.440 eighteen twenty eight, so that goes back before eighteen forty two. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.239 The earliest known use of the phrase tongue in cheek 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:50.440 as an adverb was in eighteen fifty six, and it's 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.840 been used off and on. Obviously, no not all the time, 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.760 but since the mid eighteen hundreds, and the earliest evidence 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:03.359 of the phrase in another location nineteen thirty three. The 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:09.600 Times literary supplement that must be really good reading, unless 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:13.440 it's not really good reading unless it is not. But 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:18.960 that is the idiom of the week. Tongue in cheek, 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.880 your idiom of the week. Should we get to the 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:22.760 mailbag right now? 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:23.840 Let's do it. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:42.080 Here we go, it's this mailbag. Thank you, ohioal. I 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.960 haven't heard from Ohio in a while. I hope he's 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.480 doing all right and still listening and hearing his work 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:52.240 on this podcast. So in the mailbag, these are actual 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:56.720 questions by actual listeners. We will ripple through these questions. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.960 These are actual messages. You can submit them via our 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.520 email Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. I haven't 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.320 used the Facebook page for this in a while. I 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.320 just pour myself out to get you to watch Benny 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.880 Versus the Penny on Instagram and Facebook. So I can 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.600 go back to requesting questions on that. But we've done 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.920 really well. Fortunately the podcast is doing well enough. We 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:22.160 have a large enough spectrum. See what I did their 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.840 tongue in cheek of listeners, Danny that we have enough 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.080 people with the question. So the first one in is 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.920 from Alf from the Chief CEC says is Ben, will 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.840 you be making the sojourn to the new taj Mahal 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:40.200 the Insuit Dome to watch your team, the Clippers, and 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:44.400 visit with Stay awake with Jake Warner and Chuck the Condor, 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:50.200 Great Question Alf, the Mecca of basketball, the Holy Land 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:55.400 of the NBA, the Palace in the hood in Inglewood. 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:57.640 I was just going to say, have fun driving to 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:58.920 Inglewood for that, Ben. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:05.480 Yeah. Well, I've decided that it's a game time decision. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.400 I've reached out to some of the Clipper people to 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.320 let them know, hey, I'm interested. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:15.080 Yeah, I did. Clipper Darryl reply to you. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.800 You don't have to be jealous because he's a friend. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.080 You don't need to be jealous. There's no need for jealousy. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.760 It's okay. I've had him on this podcast before. Maybe 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.880 I'll get him on again. I don't like to burn bridges. No, no, 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:30.040 So I thought Opening Night's gonna be just over the top. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.520 And I wasn't the first game ever played at Staple 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.240 Center back when I was called Staple Center, and that 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.920 was kind of cool to say I was there. Anybody 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.840 on the Clippers is half of what Kobe Bryant is, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.640 part of me wants to be at the first spot here. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.760 And then it's also depressing that this will be the 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:52.920 fourth arena the Clippers have played in since I started 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.720 in the media, and that really is like, wow, I'm 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:01.840 becoming old, Like that is insane. The first the arena 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.360 of the La Sports Arena no longer exists. They blew 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:08.120 that thing up for a soccer stadium. Staples Center has 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:12.240 had a different name and all kinds of craziness that's 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.480 gone on down there. And now they played at the 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:19.240 Pond in Anaheim for it was like eight to ten 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.480 games something like that. They had a package of games 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.840 in Anaheim for years back in the early two thousands. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:29.280 So this will be the fourth arena. And yeah, so 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.199 I'll be out there at some point out whether I'm 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:35.400 there opening night, which is Wednesday. I think I probably 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:38.200 will go Wednesday because I was worried about the Baseball 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.240 playoff schedule and all that, but it looks like there's 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:44.800 no games on Wednesday, so I think I'm good in 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:49.000 that department ed jar guy stay Away with Jake is 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:53.320 the engineer for the Clipper radio network, so he's out 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:56.679 there all the time. What is still wrong with the Clippers? 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:59.719 I feel like we need an updated Clipper drop for 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:03.959 our show. What is still wrong with Your Clippers? Arena. 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.720 There's nothing. You're just upset because when you have to 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.959 take a piss, you have to you have to wait 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:15.760 in line, and Clipper you can urinate all you want. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:20.440 And there's p in the air everywhere. And by the way. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.360 Oh I saw this, I saw this. You're going to 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.640 talk about the free burger. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:25.600 No, I don't need to bring that up. You can 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:26.679 bring that up if you want. I'm not going to 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:27.040 bring that up. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:30.560 But Bomber. Bomber is doing promotions where they have like 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.319 audio meters on each seat and if you're the loudest 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.760 person throughout the entire game, he's going to give you 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:37.600 a free hamburger. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:43.679 Why is that bad? Who doesn't like a free hamburger? 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:48.000 Man? No, gay, I want something more than a free hamburger. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.520 If I'm going to scream for you for two hours. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:55.079 What do you want to share of Microsoft stock from bombs? Yeah? 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.400 All right, listen, you're jealous that the Clipper fans. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.440 Oh no, no, I mean it's wonderful that you have 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.800 a new arena. Just how about if I was talking 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.200 to Bomber, though, I'd be like a burger. How about 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.960 you concentrate on winning? How about that? 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:13.600 Well, Kawhi Leonard is in mid season form? Is he 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.800 is right where he is? Actually's in playoff form, Kawhi Leonard, 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.400 He's ready to go. He's right where he usually is 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.640 when it comes playoff time, getting hemorrhoids on the bench. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:25.960 So that is that is good. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.400 But I'll be again. I'll be out there. Thank you 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.840 for asking. And I am a little concerned about the 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.079 parking situation, so I have to make sure everything's I 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.120 don't pay for parking, as you know, so as long 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:40.480 as they have parking, I will attend. I am such 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:44.360 a radio loser Kevin in Kansas right since, says dear 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.800 Ben and Danny G I have listened to every hour 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.640 of every show since April of twenty twenty, God bless you, 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:55.000 including the real fifth hour. I consider myself reasonably smart. Yeah, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.319 you're a teacher for a long time. But I cannot, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.840 for the life of me figure out the joke behind 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.479 that pops up periodically the Royals are having their problems 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.120 on the road. I try and try to figure it 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.520 out what is going on with that drug? But I 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.800 admit defeat. Could you please enlighten me so I can 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.720 be in on the joke from now on. Sure, So Danny, 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.800 why don't we play it here and then we can 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.960 do a frame by frame breakdown? Would that work for you? 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:23.760 We play it right now? 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.920 Yeah, And I haven't got to use this drop in 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.240 in a while, so it's nice to refresh it. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.679 Royals having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mala, 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:36.319 Kansas City, fighting for the American Lake Central with the 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.160 White Sox. They're in Texas on this Labor Day and 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.120 the Rangers bombing away looks so refreshing. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.200 I've decided to put on my twin trunks and dive 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:44.560 right in. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.560 How is it? If you would see me now, you 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:48.120 would know. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.640 Clearly not the highlight that I don't know what that was. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.520 Mark Deciero two home runs and the Rangers on top 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:56.720 six to two. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:02.120 Okay, so that makes playing Kevin why, that's that's funny? 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:03.760 I first let me laugh. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.680 You know, there's no need. This is twenty years old, okay. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.800 Mark to Cher is not playing anymore. He's not walking 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:13.880 through that door. So it was a holiday. I was 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:19.320 doing updates and they they had gotten rid of one 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.800 of Tony Bruno's producers on his show, and the guy 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.840 on his way out sabotaged a bunch of sound bites. 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.840 So I'm in the main studio. Art, the great Art Martinez. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.240 You know Danny. He's a celebrity at the Mallard parties. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:35.160 So Art was my engineer, one of the great engineers 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.680 in race. I love Art, amazing man, radio man, military man, 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:43.440 semperfy so Art what he had done. I'm doing the update. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:46.560 I tossed the art to hit the sound very simple, 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:50.440 it's Radio one oh one. So I do the intro. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.800 I tossed the art for the highlight of the home run, 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.640 and I said, the Royals are having their problems on 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.280 the road. And we go to the sound bite and 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:04.160 the person that had been let go sabotage the SoundBite 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:09.960 and they recorded this weird sounding I don't even know 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:13.080 what that is, like a commercial, I guess, I don't 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.640 even know what the f that is. So anyway, al 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:20.880 alf alf was the lost so Kevin so Art not 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:24.640 alf Art hits the button, but then Art stands up 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:26.680 because that was the only SoundBite I was playing during 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:30.320 the update. He stands up, he's not listening. He turns 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:34.320 his back and walks towards the back of the room 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.800 he's in and I have no way of stopping it. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.480 I've never heard this before. It's not the SoundBite I 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:46.240 asked for. And I'm waiting for an F bomb or 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.680 you know, some kind of profanity in the middle of it, 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:52.760 and and I was waving my arms, but it didn't 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:56.560 know good. It was futile because Artie wasn't looking. So 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:01.040 then I started getting pissed off, and I started bank 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.200 you can hear in the SoundBite and play it again. 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.040 But I kept banging my hand on the table because 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.720 I was getting pissed off because I didn't know what 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.480 to do. I was like, what am I supposed to do? 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:15.520 And so that's why the drop evolved though, because when 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.400 I started playing it on a regular basis on your 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.000 Overnight show, the crew got a kick out of how 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.520 high pitched your voice was. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:30.920 Royal's having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallik. Well, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:35.000 I started, it was child labor. I started it was 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:38.320 running like a Nike sweatshop, and that's when I started. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.800 Yeah, so there's a great story behind how that drop 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:47.040 came about. But I think overall, the quality, the tone, 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.480 the pitch of your voice is what put it into 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.480 the Marconi Hall of fame, and that's why it still 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:54.520 lives in infamy. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.880 I've been at Fox Sports Radio for what is it 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:01.080 twenty three or twenty four years now, but I'm only 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:02.920 twenty seven, so you can do the math on that. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.080 I started as a toddler, and I think things, you know, 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.920 all things considered, you know, normally. So that's it given. 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.200 I hope that answers. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.000 Your yeah, your question. So basically, Ben will be in 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:18.560 a motorized scooter doing live FSR goes in a matter 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:19.320 of months. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.800 I'll be breaking down the great grandchildren of the people 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.280 I first started talking about when I started at Fox 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.399 Sports Radio. I think that might be happening next week. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:29.360 The way things are going. 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.119 Hot Sports takes from newspaper clippings. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. The highest speed sports wire. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.720 Mike in the great City of Fullerton rights and he says, Hi, 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.280 Bend and Danny G. Given the current state of our 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:45.840 writers and a possible incoming fire sale, I'd like to 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:49.600 apologize to Danny G out of pity. I'm sorry. There's 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:54.359 always next year, at least, he says. And then also 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:58.360 he says, as great as Fullerton is, Mike, who may 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:01.280 or may not be related to fer Dog. It is 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:05.359 unfortunately a situation that they still have ants. He says, 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.920 So how do you guys deal with ant problems and 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.840 the Malor Mansion, at the Malor Mansion of the Ghiri 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:17.040 Delli Garden. Have you tried traps or poisonous baits or 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:21.280 do you just stick with cans of raid? That is 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:26.040 from Mike in Fullerton. You want to check on. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:30.120 The that raid? No, I mean we talked about football 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:33.879 to start the podcast. Yeah, but that's you'll probably agree 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.240 with me on this. The smell of raid is horrible. 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.800 Yeah. I was on team Team Raid until I realized, 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.239 A it doesn't really work and there's other things that 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.240 are much better. And I actually would like to thank 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.200 the audience and I'm going to give out a little 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.400 life hack. All right, this is Benny d do it yourself, 0:18:55.440 --> 0:19:00.640 Benny with the wide powerful microphone, the each of Fox 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:02.480 Sports Radio. I don't know if you were with me 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:04.000 or not. It might have been before you were around. 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:09.680 I had a massive ant infestation at the Malor Mansion, 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.399 the previous Malor mansion, and it was bad and I 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.359 got rid of them and they came right back, and 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.080 I didn't know what to do. And so I had 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:22.160 a moment of weakness on the on the radio show, 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:25.679 and I was like, listen, does anyone know what I 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:28.000 can do? I use these raid things, I use all 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:33.560 this crap. Nothing works. And these guys they recommended a 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.400 product that I have used ever since then, and anytime 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:40.560 I see ants, I put this down and within a 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:43.480 couple of days, it's all gone, all the ants are gone. 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:50.400 You know what product I'm talking about, Danny Canoe cologne. No, 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:55.960 it's the it's Tarot liquid ant killer bait. And you 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.160 get it at home depot lows or any. 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:01.520 Ye remember you bringing this up before. 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:07.000 Yeah, So these things it's really simple, chills all common 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:11.280 household ants. It's filled. All you do is you snap 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.840 off the little tab, You pour a little bit out 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.680 of it, a little bit of the liquid out of it, 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:22.399 and it attracts the ants. And they put like six 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.680 six or so of these little things in there, and 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:30.520 the ants eat all the goo and then they're so excited. 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:34.960 It's a feeding frenzy. And those little buggers they go 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:41.399 back to the queen ant and they give the food 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:43.000 to the queen ant. And then she. 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:45.119 Died and then so the assassinator. 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:49.040 They all die. Yeah, it's awesome. It is so. It 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:52.080 is such a great product. I have tried a bunch 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:54.199 of different things. They don't they're not a sponsor. They 0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:54.639 should be. 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:57.760 Feels like something that doctor Evil invented. 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:00.159 It's awesome. I don't know how they came up up 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:02.320 with that. I don't even know what that liquid is. 0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:05.280 I have no idea. I don't really care, but man, 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:11.600 it works. It is the way to go. But there 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:13.480 is a caution. I think it is bad. It's going 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:14.840 to keep out of reach of children. I don't know 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:17.920 what's actually in there, but it's definitely not like RAID. 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:22.080 Like RAID, you feel like there's poison in the air everywhere. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:29.640 With Raid. This it's just like some water with some 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:31.560 other crap in there and all. And they also have 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.359 an outdoor version that does not work as well, at 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:36.840 least it didn't work well for me. The indoor one, though, 0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:38.959 is next level. 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:41.800 This is way your answer is way better than mine. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:45.800 My solution was to take missus Garadelli's aquainet, get a 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:50.600 lighter and create my own blowtorch and get the ant 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:53.080 trail like that. But you might start a fire. 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:56.360 Well, that would be the much more enjoyable way to go. 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.159 That would be the more enjoyable way to go. What 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:01.879 I'm doing is is more practical, but yours would be 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:03.800 more entertaining, and you'd get a lot of hits on 0:22:03.840 --> 0:22:07.640 the YouTube and all that stuff. So good luck by 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:11.880 you can light me on fire with no hose. Next 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:16.199 up is Kwang from Vietnam. Listening to the Fifth Hour podcast. 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:20.040 He says in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, this actually 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:21.760 came up on the show. Believe it or not. I 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:26.600 had a conversation with the wife. She was watching randomly 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:29.720 The Wizard of Oz, this whole classic move. So I 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:32.520 of course pointed out that if they made the Wizard 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:34.600 of Oz the same way they made it then today 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:37.920 it would have been panned. People would have said it's dopey, 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:43.520 it's hokey, it sucks. But all of those early Hollywood movies, 0:22:43.720 --> 0:22:47.760