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Speaker 1: Then Jibile Show on demand. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: America's most exciting game show, where we ask you the

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Speaker 1: question that everybody's talking about on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: If you want to participate in Today's Ridiculous Internet Question,

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Speaker 1: all you have to do is call us up eight

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Speaker 1: Today's Ridiculous Internet question is who's your favorite movie villain?

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Speaker 1: Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. Text your answering at four one oh six one. Victoria,

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Speaker 1: who's your favorite movie villain? Mine is Heath Ledger from

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Speaker 1: The Joker. Yeah. I just love Heath Ledgers so much.

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Speaker 1: That role was amazing. You know what made me upset

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Speaker 1: is Heath Ledger preparing for that role went down a

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Speaker 1: very bad spiralle and he ended up passing away, right.

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Speaker 1: But he did win an Oscar for that role. But

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Speaker 1: because he want an Oscar, you know, after he had died,

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Speaker 1: there was a lot of people like, oh, they just

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, look at the actual work. And

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Speaker 1: he did though he deserved an oscar for that. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: it was an amazing performance in a great movie. Villain.

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Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one six one.

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Speaker 1: That's a very good answer, Victoria, eighty eight three four

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Speaker 1: today's ridiculous Internet question, Mackenzie. Yes, hi, Hi, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. Thank you, McKinsey. Who's your favorite movie villain? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My favorite movie villain is High from The Vampire Diary. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: why is that your favorite movie villain? Also, Victoria might

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Speaker 1: have just changed her answer based on her reactions there. Well, one,

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Speaker 1: he's hot, but he just screws over everybody in the

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Speaker 1: when he is dying. All right, all right, yeah I

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Speaker 1: don't I've never seen it, so I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: but your description of it. No, Yeah, he's well, he's

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Speaker 1: definitely an eye candy for the females. But that's why

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Speaker 1: he made you think they thoughts you got inside your

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Speaker 1: head in a bad way. That's what happened. Mackenzie. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for your phone call. I always appreciate

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Speaker 1: people who call the show, so thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Have a good one eight to eight three eight eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one to six one. Who is your

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Speaker 1: favorite movie villain? Bennett? My favorite movie villain. She is

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Speaker 1: the Queen Bee Regina George from Mean Girls. And you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm like, the one person that I know

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Speaker 1: that didn't see Mean Girl? Are you serious? Yea? It

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Speaker 1: is the best movie ever. That's my favorite movie ever. Repeat, okay,

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Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. So why was she

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Speaker 1: such a good villain? She is such a good villain

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Speaker 1: because she's rich and she is a battie and like

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Speaker 1: she is just like the all star at her high school.

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Speaker 1: She does car commercials in Japan, like this girl is unstoppable,

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Speaker 1: and she's like you're talking about like her body of

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Speaker 1: work now, no, I'm talking about in the movie. No,

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Speaker 1: But she's just like a mean girl fronts the schoo

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Speaker 1: One got you. I have a little bit of Regina

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Speaker 1: George and me. Call us eighty eight three four three

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Speaker 1: o six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. In today's question

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Speaker 1: is who is your favorite movie villain? Christian who's your

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Speaker 1: favorite movie? Well, being me, I'm going to break the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a villain from my favorite TV series

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Speaker 1: because I'm more of a TV series girl. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be Eadie Britt from Desperate Housewives. And that

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Speaker 1: is a verbal kit also known as safe Oh, Usual Suspects.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the movie Usual Suspects, it's an

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Speaker 1: old movie now, but that is one of, in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: Whoa Tobacco? Rod? Larry? What's up? Man? How are you?

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Speaker 1: you know that that's my favorite movie villain? Oh? Bro,

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Speaker 1: that's come on now, show up, show enough. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: my favorite movie villain. Yeah. I've talked about him so

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Speaker 1: much some people have gotten annoyed with me. I've list

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Speaker 1: some of the best lines ever here. I have a clip,

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Speaker 1: showing up is my favorite movie. Villain, the baddest snow

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Speaker 1: come into a room and do that sometime. Calls up

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Speaker 1: Edit eight three four three one six one, text in

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Yea.

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Speaker 1: Now we'll go snowboarding, um next weekend, bro, So we'll

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Speaker 1: go snowboarding next weekend. Like I can't this weekend because

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Speaker 1: like I want to get up there on the powder.

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Speaker 1: But like, um, hello, I just have to Oh hey, Todd,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Um? This is Jacob calling from Sorry. I

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Speaker 1: thought I was talking to my assistant about some stuff. Hey, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking out in the lobby and I don't see you. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Wait did you say it was Jacob? Yeah, dude. Um,

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Speaker 1: And we had a job interview lineup for right now.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was booked for the interview next week.

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Speaker 1: I'm going out of town. So can we just do

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Speaker 1: like a phone interview right now? Like? Are you cool

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Speaker 1: with that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I could do that, I guess.

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Speaker 1: But tell me about yourself, Todd, Like why, um stop, dude, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I got one of my buddies in here. Why would

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Speaker 1: you wanta um work with us? For us? I'm a hard,

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Speaker 1: diligent worker. I love the company. I've been following it. Freedom.

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Speaker 1: I'll go later, bro, Like I gotta get my was

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Speaker 1: Sorry are you I'm doing a job interview? Bro? Sorry dude,

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Speaker 1: are you like the intern or something? Or I don't

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Speaker 1: get like, no, dude, seeing your VP bro all the way?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? It depends? Like are you serving drinks?

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Speaker 1: I'm I got a fake ID, but I'll be twenty

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Speaker 1: one next month. Wait, so you're gonna be twenty one

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Speaker 1: next month? Yeah? Oh dude, hopefully if you get the job,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna throw such a huge party here. You're working

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Speaker 1: under your dad? Am I working under my dad? Is

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Speaker 1: your dad the boss? Oh yeah, dude, yeah he owns

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Speaker 1: the company? Um my dad? Oh yeah? Cool? Like I

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Speaker 1: didn't get this job because my dad? Yeah? I mean yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean again, I love the company. I love I've

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna not right now, bro, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a job interview. Dude, this is the first thing, Jacob,

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Speaker 1: Are you doing a job? Jacob bro stop? Huh, sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. I was getting My assistant was like asking

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Speaker 1: me about um a report. Yeah, just just no offense though,

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Speaker 1: But you know, I am. I mean, I'm busy, like

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect this. I'm gonna I'm closing out the

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Speaker 1: and me. I read your resume and I was looking

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Speaker 1: at it and like, your experience and stuff is really good,

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Speaker 1: and I mean I get think you'd be like really

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Speaker 1: emoji maybe. Yeah, I don't think it's standard to put

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Speaker 1: emojis on your resume. I'll be honest. Then, I really

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Speaker 1: care if I post this on TikTok? What? Like, can

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Speaker 1: I talk it or what? Because I got a thousand

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Speaker 1: You've got a great opportunity and you're just wasting your

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Speaker 1: time talking about snowboarding and like tiktoking. That's the problem

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Speaker 1: with your generation. You guys are idiots. How many followers

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Speaker 1: do you have on TikTok because followers, It's like, dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, that's probably not a good

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Speaker 1: you your job. Like, dude, I don't even care anymore, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't like if if if you're like the boss,

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Speaker 1: I could tell that it's good. The company's fallen down.

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Speaker 1: If your dad, if he hired you, he's a idiot too.

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Speaker 1: I know you're pissed, Bro, I can tell, but I

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Speaker 1: put I went ahead and I was streaming live on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: Like this is crazy. This is definitely going to go viral.

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Speaker 1: You're freaking out during a job interview. Bro, Dude, this

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Speaker 1: guy's job interview. Check it out seriously, or I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: down to your office, you guys and smack. He tell

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Speaker 1: somebody to check out, right TikTok. Right, you're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: You're idiot. It's like he didn't get a job right,

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Speaker 1: funny at all? Dude, Hey, everybody on Jacob's TikTok takes

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Speaker 1: is a stupid idiot. All right, how's that for going viral?

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Speaker 1: That's great, But you're not on TikTok at all. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Yeah, your wife Evelyn

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Speaker 1: At least I don't have to work for Jacob and

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Speaker 1: be on his TikTok or whatever. Would you would have

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Speaker 1: gone viral The Jewels Show on demand jewbils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

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Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is? Now? Hi, good morning? Hi?

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Speaker 1: This thing you guys are put the radio station? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What was up? I wasn't expecting you guys? Do even

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Speaker 1: respond to that? I know? Yeah? Nobody ever is? Can

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Speaker 1: you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?

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Speaker 1: Are you busy? No? I can tell you what dirty

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Speaker 1: I got. I can tell you right now, all right,

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Speaker 1: my parents, right, I'm a grown man now, but my

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Speaker 1: parents been together for a pile. I don't know, probably

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Speaker 1: you to the driver. I know we're already a week late.

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00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 1: Hopefully it took some of your items with you on

421
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 1: your move and you don't have absolutely nothing. I'm sleeping

422
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 1: on a damn air match right now. Okay, okay, yeah,

423
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: that is no good. I'm sorry. This isn't normally not

424
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: like us to be this late when we're moving somebody

425
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,240
Speaker 1: cross country your movies to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Correct. Yeah,

426
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: and you were going, yeah, you were going from Chicano.

427
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 1: Your fault, that's fine, it's the driver. What I'm gonna

428
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: do is transfer the driver. His name is Heinrich. I

429
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 1: don't know why he's so late, and I apologize him.

430
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,719
Speaker 1: We definitely will be giving you a discount. First and foremost,

431
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: you need to know where your stuff is. That if

432
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 1: there's any issues that ask can be transferred back to

433
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 1: me and he can send you back to me. Okay,

434
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 1: please hold yeah, there's an issue, trust me. I don't

435
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 1: have my stuff. Man. Hello, this is Heinrich. Hello. Hello Hello, yeah, yes,

436
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: hey man, Hello, Hello music man. I can't hear you. Hello.

437
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I am not hearing it. Hello,

438
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 1: hello music. Hello. Hey, I'm sorry. I am off trouble

439
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: hearing you. I am trying to find this house that

440
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to. I'm already a week late. Are you hearing?

441
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: It's because my music is love on my bluetooths. I'm

442
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: love Love. I don't know what's going on. What you

443
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: turn on? The music, can't turn it down. If it's you,

444
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: I cannot hear you. I'm going through disconnect now. Hello. Hey,

445
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: this is Pete Deakins from moving again. Is this Stephen? Yeah?

446
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: Well who did you transfer me to? His name is Heinrich.

447
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 1: He's the driver who've got all your stuff? You see

448
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: a guy who's driving like listen to the problem. Yes

449
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: he I couldn't even hear him. He felt like he's

450
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: going to rave or something. I could not hear him. Yeah, okay,

451
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: so that really who the guy's mother? Listen? So you

452
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: weren't able to get it. You weren't able to get

453
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: a conversation with him at all. You didn't talk to him.

454
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,959
Speaker 1: He didn't even know my name. I couldn't hear him.

455
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: He's a newer driver. I've not met him before. He

456
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: will be reprimanded talking about he's a new driver. You

457
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: want to be background on this guy. He could be feeling.

458
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 1: I know you're angry. We do background checks on everybody.

459
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. But I'm gonna transfer you back

460
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: to the driver because you gotta talk to him, because

461
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: I need you to know where your stuff is. It's

462
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: over a week late. Then you'll come back over here

463
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: and I will handle everything and make everything okay. I'm

464
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: so sorry about this. Please hold old dude picked this out. Hello, Pizza,

465
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 1: let me put my big group down. I cannot hit

466
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 1: the busins from the music that's on off field. I'm

467
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: trying to on the music of Pizza. If you can

468
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: hand me Pizza. I'm trying to tell the music here.

469
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell the music of I have finally

470
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: toned the radio off. Sorry about that, Peter Eakins. Yes, Pizza, Steven,

471
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: you are the driving for heading from Chicago to New Mexico.

472
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: Where are you and when are you going? Anywhere am

473
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: I currently? Where are you? Where are you? What location?

474
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: This is because I got hit up at the boat

475
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: the border of what what Mexic ball toop Going into

476
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: Mexico was hot of for me because along with work

477
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: permit impossible. I have to show them visa all the

478
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: stuff and I'll have to show them to them. And

479
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: that's a good day or two because they have to

480
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: hold me up at the balltop. But it was fun

481
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 1: because that has some balls at the ball tip. I'm

482
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: going out to the balls from Yes, Okay, so I'm

483
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: sorry much, Yes, listen all that month. Second, I'm so sorry.

484
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: My red deals come back on. So you listen to me.

485
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm in New Mexico, New Mexico. It's your new place

486
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Yes, yes, your new house in Mexico. What

487
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking for? Listen you? Hey, hey, listen guys, Yeah,

488
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: you took my stuff to Mexico. Yes, if looking for

489
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: your new house in Mexico. Oh, I can tell you

490
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call and this is actually double

491
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: from Jewels start doing a phone prank on you and

492
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: your sister Danielle said, you have for a prank phone

493
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: call and this is actually Jubile from Jewel Start doing

494
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. What. Oh my god, dude,

495
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: you have to be holee. You never ever heard of cat?

496
00:24:53,640 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The Jubil Show on demand First Day

497
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: follow Up. Barry is on the phone today for First

498
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: Day follow Up. He's not getting a call back from

499
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: a woman named Zoe that he went on a date with. Barry.

500
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: Before we get into why you think you're not getting

501
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: a call back from Zoe and what you liked about

502
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: Zoe and all that good stuff, how long has it

503
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: been since you talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for

504
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: having me? Um? So we spoke about a week and

505
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: a half ago, all right, um? And we yeah, and

506
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: we met on a fender you know, classic of them,

507
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: you know, too too crazy about that? How many times

508
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: have you tried to reach out to her since you

509
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: guys went out. I tried to keep it chill. I've

510
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: reached out like twice twice, and so it was like

511
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: a first thing, run out of the date and then

512
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: just like another I didn't get a response, but maybe

513
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: the messa trout lost and I said another thing and

514
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: she just hasn't responded at all, but she just founded

515
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 1: weird because the date was like really fun and really great. Okay,

516
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: we'll tell us about it. What was really fun and

517
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: really great about it? Yeah, so we so, like I said,

518
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: we matched on tender and we messaged for a while.

519
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: It was like a week of messaging back and forth.

520
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: Um and like she's gorgeous, man, Like she's so attractive,

521
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: like so cool, and she's got it like real dark,

522
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: like wicked sense of humor, you know, like low key,

523
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: a little toxic, but like super funny, like like I'm

524
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: with it, you know, like all the way okay, and

525
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 1: like like I remember the moment was I quoted an

526
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: old Eddie Izard bit from from like his Special Dress

527
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: to Kill, which is like one of my favorite specials

528
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: all time, and she finished the punchline. It was insane,

529
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: like back kids, Matt, all right. So obviously you like

530
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. She likes stand up comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah,

531
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: so that actually worked great because we she agreed to

532
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: go out a date with me and we went to

533
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: a Whitney comming show, which was like super funny, Like yeah,

534
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: she's she's awesome. Sho's Killer. So we went and watched

535
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: the show and then we got drinks afterwards. Uh and

536
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: that that was a week and a half ago. Uh

537
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: and and we had a great time on the date.

538
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: I thought, Um, again, the conversation was great, like she's

539
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: so foot them funny, like it's just a great time

540
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: all around. But I think I know, I'm like ninety

541
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: nine percent sure or why she ghosting me? And like

542
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: I really needed to tell on this one. What do

543
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: you think it is? So like I was like really

544
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: into her even from her Tinder like profile and then

545
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: like her photos and then like are like texting. I

546
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: was in it already, so like so I was basically

547
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: willing to do whatever like I can to get a

548
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: second day with her, like not in a weird way

549
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: like not go overboard, but like I just wanted to

550
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,479
Speaker 1: have one more shot. Um. And one of the things

551
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: I found really attractive about her where she's she's tall.

552
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: She's like she's like five ten by it. Her Tinder

553
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: profile says she's like only interested in men six footing up,

554
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: you know, like one of those okay, um, and I

555
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: am five seven, So like I I led my ass

556
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: off in my Tinder like all that stuff. I didn't.

557
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: I did no full body photos like it was all

558
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: you know, like high angle like maybe look good. Okay,

559
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: So you actually changed it because you wanted her to

560
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: think you were taller. Yeah, I just wanted to shot.

561
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: I was like listen, like let me get in the

562
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: door and then hopefully like like the vibes are good there,

563
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: I got that her quotes on Tex like it's gonna

564
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: be a good you know, all right. And I even

565
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: tried like trying to like find some platform shoes like everywhere,

566
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: but I was like it wasn't gonna work. But it

567
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: really wasn't gonna work, Okay, So so I just owned it. Um,

568
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: and like I know, I lied, and I feel like

569
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: really about that, but but like really, man, like I

570
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: don't think there's another girl out there that I want

571
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: to be with, or at least like you have a

572
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: shot at being with more than her. She's so cool

573
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: and awesome, um cool, and yeah that's and you know,

574
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm a really big fan of you guys, really the

575
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: fan of Jewel as a comedian, um, you know. And

576
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: so the reason I wanted to reach out to you

577
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: was because, um, you've talked about being short and I

578
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: was hoping as like numbers of like the Lollypop Guild. Absolutely,

579
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: you know, the little guys have to stick together, ye right, yeah,

580
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: come on right all the way together, strengthen numbers. I mean,

581
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: the two of us will be able to do this together.

582
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: I think I'll hop on your shoulders so I can

583
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: talk to her eye to eye and see why she's

584
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: not calling you back. And then um, I'll see we

585
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: get you another day, all right, we'll play a song

586
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and get your first

587
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: day follow up next. Right in the middle of your

588
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: first day follow up and if you're just joining us,

589
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: Barry is on the phone and Barry wants to call

590
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: Zoe because Zoey is ghosting Barry. Did that make sense?

591
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: I hope it did. Barry went out on a date

592
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks he knows

593
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: why he's not getting a call back. It's because he

594
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: lied on his tender profile when he saw Zoe, because

595
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: he is not that tall. He's about five to seven,

596
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the

597
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: same size. Yeah, but um, he's about five seven. And

598
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 1: she said she likes taller guys, So he changed all

599
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: his pictures so he looks taller, and then he took

600
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: her out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't

601
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: talked to him at all. Barry, He's guessing it's probably

602
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: because he lied about his heights, but we'll see if

603
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: it's something else too. All right, Berry, are you ready

604
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: to call Zoe? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you guys? Yeah? Man,

605
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, mess you to Zoe? Please?

606
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: This is Zoe. Hey Zoe? How are you? This is

607
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: jew Bowl from a radio show called The jew Bowl Show. Oh, hey, yes,

608
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: I know you shoot guys? Okay, cool? Well how are

609
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: you today? Not bad? Having a little sandwich over here?

610
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: Can we talk to you for a second or you

611
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while. I

612
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: mean the sandwich is pretty good, but you guys are

613
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: also pretty cool. So I think I'll talk to you

614
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: all right. Sweet Where we're calling you because we got

615
00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: an email about you from Barry? Oh yep, okay, here

616
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: we go. Berry emailed us, told us about your date,

617
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: said that you're ghosting him, and Barry wants to know

618
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: why would you mind telling us? Oh? I don't I

619
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: don't mind it at all. Yeah, Barry was awesome. We

620
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: had a great time. He's a sweet guy, and we

621
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: saw a comedy show. It was so funny, and I

622
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: feel like we bonded. You know. Well, he told us,

623
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: he told us about your date. He told us all

624
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: that he thinks. Just tell me if I'm right or

625
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: wrong on this, because he thinks. The reason that you're

626
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: not calling him back is because Barry kind of light

627
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: about his height on his saving profile. Yeah, like, I'm

628
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: not super into liars, you know, Yeah, liars are short

629
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: guys are both well mostly liars. You know, short guys

630
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: don't like I really you know, I put on my

631
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: We'm out on tenor I put on my profile that

632
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm only I'm five ten. I want a guy who's

633
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: six feet or taller that was on my profile and

634
00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: Barry Man, I mean, he he really commits me. But

635
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: then in person you can't lie about that, so the

636
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: truths became clear. So that's why you're not hanging back

637
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: because he was short, not because he's short, because he

638
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: told me he was something and he's something else. Oh okay,

639
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,719
Speaker 1: So if you wouldn't have lied about his height, then

640
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: you would be down to maybe go out with them again,

641
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: even though he's not as tall as you, like, I mean, yeah,

642
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: but it's it's just tough to to look. We got along,

643
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: it was a fun time, but look, very I know

644
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: you're there. Um, I just cannot be with someone who's

645
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: just honest. I've heard this show before, I know it,

646
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: and you're awesome and I love jokes with you. It's

647
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: hard to be with someone who can finish punchlines with

648
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: you know, but like, man, I don't know if I

649
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: could be with someone who's lies about who they are.

650
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, looka it, jig's up. Um Okay, first off,

651
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,719
Speaker 1: Zoe down, so low down. You know, I'm super sorry

652
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: that I lied about my height, Like, I just like

653
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: coming out straight with that. That was like stupid of me.

654
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: It was dumb, Like I should not have done it.

655
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: The reason, I mean, it's just straight up the reason

656
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: I did it. You were beautiful in your tender profile

657
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: and I just wanted a shot and it said six

658
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: foot over and I was like, well, maybe if like

659
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: let's just like if we both vibe, if our personalities

660
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: are great, if we just have a great time together,

661
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: that maybe the six foot thing won't be as important,

662
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: but like I totally screwed up lying like like totally,

663
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: like I'm an idiot. I'm really really sorry about that.

664
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: It was it was so dumb, but like I had

665
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: to take the chance, like I knew it could be

666
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: special if it worked out, so I had to take

667
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: the leap, and that's why I did it. But I

668
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: would like, I'm really sorry. Sure, god, big lie, listen,

669
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: I got it. You gotta you gotta make up for

670
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: it somehow, But I would if you're down, that's like,

671
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It won't ever happen again, And I

672
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: just love to go on a second dape with you

673
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: if you'd be down. Guys, what do you think? What

674
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: should I do? Too? Well? What should I do? I

675
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: personally think it's weird that you're just now dropping him,

676
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: like you knew when you saw him that he obviously

677
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: wasn't six ft, but you still were able to have

678
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: a great time walk away. That would be you know,

679
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: of course. I mean, but you had fun with him, right, yeah,

680
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: for one for an evening and then be like all right,

681
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think I could have a partnership

682
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: with someone who's getting chart off like that, you know,

683
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: But I mean, look, I'm not sure he lied because

684
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: he wanted to go out with you, I know, and

685
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: he said some very nice things about me just now,

686
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: and he said that he's uh. I think he said

687
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: he's an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that,

688
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: you know. I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's wait for me.

689
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One

690
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: final thing, one final thing. I know. I liked about

691
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: the hype and I was stupid. It was really stupid.

692
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: How many how many other people you know love Eddie Iszard.

693
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot who gotta be something. That's gotta be

694
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: something right there, Jos. I mean, look, I think I

695
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: might be down to see you again. I just don't

696
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: want you to be lying to me about anything. High

697
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: hair color, eye color, whatever, anything. Tell me who you

698
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: are to me. We'll food you like. Tell me if

699
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: you want bacon or bacon. Let me ask you this, Zoe,

700
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: would you like to on another date with Barry? We'll

701
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: pay for it. Barry. You're not lying about anything else,

702
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: are you? Well? Okay, I'll be straight up. I was

703
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: wearing color contacts. But it's just because it's good. Two.

704
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just like lames, like color concerts to

705
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: wear about everything. Okay, So, so so I'm down if

706
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: you're down, and I was hoping you're always down. You know,

707
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm always You're always down. That's how it. At least

708
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: the only six to one guys. You're gonna find some

709
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: benefits of five to seven. Dude. Oh but I was,

710
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: I was. I was hoping you would give me another chance,

711
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: and I decided to bet on myself. So I had

712
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: a really good feeling. So I did buy two tickets

713
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. And if you

714
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: want it, it's always going to bribe someone with ticket. Yeah,

715
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: and we don't have to pay for it. Yeah, I

716
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: want to do that. We got a log, Look, we

717
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: got a log. I'll give it another shot. I'll give

718
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: it another drivengratulations, Barry, you got another date? Yeah, here

719
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: we go. I'll go find those platforms. Yeah, I can

720
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: retire and it's all good joys. The Jewels Show on

721
00:36:53,719 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This

722
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. And you texted in at four one,

723
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: six one saying you have a dirty little secret. So

724
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: we're calling you back to ask you all about it. Hi, Hi,

725
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: the morning we forgot the morning? Have you forgotten texted

726
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: us that? Huh? Well, can you tell us your dirty

727
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: little secret hour? Yeah? Yeah, let me just shut my

728
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: bedroom door real quick. Okay, tell us whenever you're ready,

729
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: you can just tell us what it is. Okay, okay, okay. Um.

730
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: So this is going to sound a little bit crazy,

731
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: but I've been wanting to like confess it for a while,

732
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: So here goes. I enjoy being a catfish like online. Yeah,

733
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 1: like you know, the run of the mill costume or someone.

734
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would be much funnier, I think, But yeah,

735
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: I kind of. I mean I like consider myself like

736
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: a pro catfish or like I'm really good at it.

737
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: Like okay, so I don't like have to you know,

738
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: I would consider myself pretty conventionally attractive, but like I

739
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: have fun like creating like the different identities and personalities

740
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: and stuff and like kind of seeing where it leads me. Girl, Yeah,

741
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: do you do this like in a is it a

742
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: dating sense? Like because you can catfish like I mean,

743
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: you know, I guess you could go on like different

744
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: forums and like groups and stuff. But are you, you know,

745
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: leading people on in a romantic way? I mean, I

746
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: wouldn't even say I'm leading them on because you know, actually,

747
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: in one instance, I spoke to the sky for a

748
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: couple of weeks and like I got him to drive

749
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: actually across two state lines. Oh my god, who persona?

750
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. And then you know, when we actually met,

751
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: he was pretty shocked because I wasn't like I didn't

752
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: look anything like the pictures or anything. I bet he was.

753
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: So you said, you're not leading them on though, I

754
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: mean that sounds everything. So you like to catfish, But

755
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: do you catfish only people that you would hook up

756
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: with if they weren't like, I'm not gonna hook up

757
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: with you because you can't fish me. Yeah, I mean

758
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: I you could say I don't talk to anyone that

759
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't find attractive like I have to Okay, yeah,

760
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: kind of get it going. But right, you can't just

761
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: play like you're attractive to someone you got it, you know,

762
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: actually has to be there. You could play someone else,

763
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: but not that attraction. I'm just like, I think at

764
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: that people roll up, they are aware that you're not

765
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: who you said you are, and then still get down.

766
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: But right, there's fine with it. Yeah, you must be. Really,

767
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: he never hit me back after, so I don't know,

768
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: like maybe he was just confused. You know what, I

769
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I drove four hours. I'm hooking up with something.

770
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's happening matter, So and why do you

771
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: one boy thing? I have? Go ahead, you guys. You

772
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: know my current boyfriend doesn't know that I do any

773
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: of this. You have a boyfriend. Yeah, and you went

774
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: out with another guy like a few weeks ago, but

775
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: who drove a cross state lines? Yeah? I just it's

776
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,959
Speaker 1: so crazy. I had to like I had to tell somebody. Okay, gosh, girl,

777
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: Well technically I guess you didn't go out with him,

778
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: your catfished persona went out with him exactly like it

779
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: wasn't even really me right, it's like acting. That's how

780
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: I feel. That's how you feel about it. Okay, cheating, Yeah,

781
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: it's not cheating. You just got an unpaid acting job.

782
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: She did get paid. Well, thank you for telling us

783
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Guys.

784
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: I feel so much better. I don't know why. I

785
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not sure that you should feel better

786
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: about it. Then, Jebel Show on demand