WEBVTT - Radioactive Quackery: 'Doctor' Bailey and His Jaw-Dissolving ‘Energy Drink’

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shondaland Audio in partnership

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<v Speaker 1>with iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>When financial hardship caused William John Aluisius Bailey to drop

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<v Speaker 2>out of Harvard University before finishing his degree, it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>stop him from awarding himself a degree anyway, a medical degree,

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<v Speaker 2>and he called himself doctor William Bailey, but the press

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<v Speaker 2>in the public considered him a quote scholarly looking man

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<v Speaker 2>and didn't really seem to care so much about his

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<v Speaker 2>credentials in his professional life. Many believed the promises he

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<v Speaker 2>made about his patent medicines regardless of his diploma, but

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<v Speaker 2>they should have cared, as his patent medicines could and

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<v Speaker 2>would literally eat holes in your bones and ravage your

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<v Speaker 2>body with cancer, and Bailey just kept the products rolling

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<v Speaker 2>off the line for years as his patients suffered. So

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<v Speaker 2>this one is a real villain story. Welcome to Criminalia.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Marian tro Markin and I'm Holly Frye. William Bailey's

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<v Speaker 2>career was as a shady businessman, not a medical professional,

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<v Speaker 2>and between roughly nineteen oh six in the late nineteen thirties,

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<v Speaker 2>he launched a series of startup companies some of which

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<v Speaker 2>made him wealthy, but none of which managed to operate

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<v Speaker 2>for more than a few years. New discoveries of radioactive

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<v Speaker 2>elements created a patent medicine craze that Bailey capitalized on.

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<v Speaker 2>Products with lethal radioactive substances were sold with unproven promises

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<v Speaker 2>to cure everything from arthritis to impotence. It was said

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<v Speaker 2>they could help you regain your youth. Patent medicine wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>his first corporate venture. He didn't start in radioactive products.

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<v Speaker 2>But the first sleazy business endeavor that led him into

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<v Speaker 2>trouble was this. In nineteen twelve, Bailey was in the

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<v Speaker 2>automotive business sort of, and his company, the Carnegie Engineering Corporation,

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<v Speaker 2>claimed to be selling a newly designed automobile with the

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<v Speaker 2>price tag of approximately six hundred dollars. For perspective on that,

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<v Speaker 2>prices for Henry Ford's nineteen twelve Model T touring car

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<v Speaker 2>started at six hundred and ninety dollars. Bailey received some

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen hundred orders and presumably that many deposits too. It

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<v Speaker 2>was fifty dollars to get your name on the waiting list.

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<v Speaker 1>What got Bailey in.

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<v Speaker 2>Trouble with federal authorities wasn't his use of the name Carnegie,

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<v Speaker 2>though it waves like a giant red flag as the

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<v Speaker 2>American industrialist had nothing to do with this company, but

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<v Speaker 2>instead it was his inadequate production capacity. And they were right.

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<v Speaker 2>His factory was really just an abandoned sawmill that contained

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<v Speaker 2>nothing more than a single box of tools, and that

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<v Speaker 2>for sure is not how cars were built. In nineteen twelve,

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<v Speaker 2>as reported in the May eighth, nineteen fifteen edition of

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<v Speaker 2>The New York Times, Bailey was arrested for this. He

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<v Speaker 2>was found guilty and was fined and sentenced to thirty

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<v Speaker 2>days in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>At the time of his arrest, he was also president

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<v Speaker 1>and treasurer of another startup, the American Hardware and Machinery

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<v Speaker 1>Export Corporation, But after his release from prison, he set

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<v Speaker 1>out to conquer the world of patent medicines, specifically radioactive

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<v Speaker 1>patent medicines, which may have been inspired by physicist and

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<v Speaker 1>chemist Marie Currie's pioneering research on radiation and her visit

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<v Speaker 1>with United States President Harding in May of nineteen twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>That is conjecture on our behalf, but her work does

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<v Speaker 1>line up with the radium trend and with Bailey's new

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<v Speaker 1>business plans, and we'll talk a little bit more about

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<v Speaker 1>her later in the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>So a few years earlier, a nineteen thirteen article in

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<v Speaker 2>the Lancet Medical Journal noted that radium water did seem

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<v Speaker 2>to boost the libido of newts yes the Amphibian, though

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<v Speaker 2>there was no proof of that still. One of Bailey's

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<v Speaker 2>earliest patent medicine products was called Lasico for superb manhood,

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<v Speaker 2>an alleged cure from male impotence, which got him fined

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen eighteen by a Chicago court for exploiting a

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<v Speaker 2>quote quack aphrodisiac.

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<v Speaker 1>By nineteen twenty two, Bailey had launched another new company

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<v Speaker 1>called Associated Radium Chemists, operating out of New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>Arium The company's signature product appears to first show up

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<v Speaker 1>in a newspaper advertisement from November of nineteen twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>It was sold in a tin container, and that container

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<v Speaker 1>held forty two tablets of quote genuine radium, and it

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<v Speaker 1>costs only a dollar, which is roughly twenty dollars a

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<v Speaker 1>ten today. According to instructions on the label, one should

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<v Speaker 1>quote take two tablets with glass of water before or

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<v Speaker 1>after each meal to derive the most beneficial effects. Arium

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<v Speaker 1>should be taken regularly as directed. Arium was marketed as

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<v Speaker 1>an aphrodisiac, but associated radium. Chemists also produced other items,

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<v Speaker 1>including linarium, which was a liniment, ointarium which was an ointment,

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<v Speaker 1>dentarium which was a toothpaste cap, aarium, a hair tonic

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<v Speaker 1>dax for soothing coughs, and claques for treating influenza.

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<v Speaker 2>An advertorial in the Zanesville Signal on December second, nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six, claimed quote, recent investigation shows that the pep energy, endurance,

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<v Speaker 2>and nerve force of the average man past forty may

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<v Speaker 2>often be increased by one hundred percent by getting into

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<v Speaker 2>his system the marvelous restorative radium power of aarium.

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<v Speaker 1>Another advertisement for arium, printed in the Newark, Ohio Advocate

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<v Speaker 1>on February sixteenth, nineteen twenty three, stated quote, is rheumatism

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<v Speaker 1>dragging you into old age? How radium reduces it, inflammation, relieves pain,

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<v Speaker 1>and renews the energy and vigor of use. Ariam now

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<v Speaker 1>recommended by leading physicians as the new harmless way to

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<v Speaker 1>obtain radium for internal use. Five thousand dollars reward if

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<v Speaker 1>they fail, foreshadowing aside that five thousand dollars reward should

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<v Speaker 1>have gone to anyone who lived through trying arium to

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<v Speaker 1>cure anything. Consumers, though, loved this product. Of many positive

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<v Speaker 1>testimonials was this one from Reverend H. McKenna in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five, who, after taking Ariam tablets, stated quote, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a kid. Bailey's patent medicine business was off

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<v Speaker 1>with a bang.

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<v Speaker 2>While Reverend McKenna may have felt like a kid again

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<v Speaker 2>when he took Ariam tablets, he didn't know he was

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<v Speaker 2>playing with poison. We're going to take a break for

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<v Speaker 2>a word from our sponsors, and when we return, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk about whether or not William Bailey's radium infused products

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<v Speaker 2>were or were not good for your health.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's talk about William Bailey's companies

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<v Speaker 1>and his two most popular products, the radiendocrenator device and

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<v Speaker 1>his Ratathor elixir.

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<v Speaker 2>Shortly after launching Associated radium Chemists, Bailey founded another company,

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<v Speaker 2>American Endocrine Laboratories, which occupied several different locations across New

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<v Speaker 2>York City between the early nineteen twenties and nineteen thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>when it closed its doors. Its flagship product was called

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<v Speaker 2>the radio Endocrinator, and it was according to company marketing

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<v Speaker 2>materials quote the last word in scientific manufacture. The product

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<v Speaker 2>was housed in a case called the adapter and was

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<v Speaker 2>intended to be worn against your skin. The radioactive source

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<v Speaker 2>inside the adapter consisted of seven then give or take,

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<v Speaker 2>radium soaked blotterlike pieces of paper, each one the size

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<v Speaker 2>of a credit card. Each was covered with a thin

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<v Speaker 2>piece of plastic and two gold wire screens.

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<v Speaker 1>Users were encouraged to wear it wherever and whenever, at home,

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<v Speaker 1>at work, it didn't matter. Promotional booklets and materials showed

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<v Speaker 1>both men and women wearing nothing but their radiendocrinator strapped

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<v Speaker 1>to their head, their neck, back, among other places on

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<v Speaker 1>the body. It's intended, and we should say alleged health

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<v Speaker 1>benefits came from irradiating the endocrine glands, which quote have

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<v Speaker 1>so masterful of control over life and bodily health. As

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<v Speaker 1>for one very cringe inducing example of its use, men

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<v Speaker 1>were advised as follows quote mail, place radiendocrenator in the

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<v Speaker 1>pocket of this adapter, with the window upward toward the

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<v Speaker 1>body where adapter, like any athletic, strap the cloth label

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<v Speaker 1>in the front. This puts the instrument under the scrotum

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<v Speaker 1>as it should be where at night Radi eight as directed.

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<v Speaker 1>This terrifying device sold for one hundred and fifty dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>which might seem very high, although it was initially priced

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<v Speaker 1>at one thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Coincidentally, when American Endocrine Laboratories first opened, it occupied space

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<v Speaker 2>in the same building as Vitamin Corporation, which was owned

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<v Speaker 2>by doctor Hermann Ruben, who hawked a product called Maston's

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<v Speaker 2>Vitamin Health Tablets. Ruben's relationship with Bailey and American Endocrine

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<v Speaker 2>Laboratories is not completely clear, though it is clear there

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<v Speaker 2>was one. A nineteen twenty four newspaper advertorial featuring Bailey

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<v Speaker 2>included a photograph of Rubens standing next to a radiendocrinator.

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<v Speaker 2>It was egg shaped and about the size of a

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<v Speaker 2>football and mounted on a stand. Other articles would follow

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<v Speaker 2>and included similar photos of the men.

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<v Speaker 1>The earliest reference to the radio indocrinator and to American

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<v Speaker 1>Endocrine Laboratories is in a booklet that came out in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen twenty three. That same year, Rubin published two books,

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<v Speaker 1>each mentioning the device. One was Scientific Rejuvenation Without Operation

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<v Speaker 1>and the other was The New Science of Endochronology in

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<v Speaker 1>its relation to rejuvenation American Endocrine Laboratories marketed and distributed

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<v Speaker 1>them both, plus a third book titled Your Mysterious Glands,

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<v Speaker 1>How Your Glands Control Your mental and physical development and

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<v Speaker 1>Moral Welfare that was published a few years later.

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<v Speaker 2>Rubenaugh denied that he held any interest in Bailey's company, and

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<v Speaker 2>also denied he sold the radio indocrenator, but he did

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<v Speaker 2>admit he used the device on patients in his medical practice,

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<v Speaker 2>and admitted that when he prescribed it to patients, he

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<v Speaker 2>did so through a company called Raticent Endocrine Laboratories, and

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<v Speaker 2>he called the product the Rootcronator, and so yes, if

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like a duck and it wacks like a duck,

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<v Speaker 2>then it is probably a duck. The endocrinator was just

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<v Speaker 2>another name for the radi endocarnator, and Radison Endocrine Laboratories

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<v Speaker 2>was another name used by American Endocrine Laboratories. So technically

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't sell the radi endocrenator. But who did he

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<v Speaker 2>think he was fooling? A bit of a spoiler about

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<v Speaker 2>the guy. Because of Reuben's business interests in sketchy health

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<v Speaker 2>products and devices, he was expelled from the medical societies

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<v Speaker 2>of the State of New York and the County of

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<v Speaker 2>New York in March of nineteen twenty four, and in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen twenty six, Ratison Endocrine Laboratories changed their name to

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<v Speaker 2>US Gamma Laboratories. Guys, we see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Some historians believe that Ruben and not Bailey, may have

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<v Speaker 1>actually been the one who invented the radiandocrenator, sometimes referred

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<v Speaker 1>to as the clinic type radi indocrenator. The problem with

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<v Speaker 1>this version of the instrument was that it couldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>mass produced and sold to the public because it was big.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we mentioned a moment ago it was the size

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<v Speaker 1>of a football. So either Reuben or Bailey, and it

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<v Speaker 1>is not clear which created what became known as the standard,

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<v Speaker 1>smaller version of the device, described at the time as quoted,

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<v Speaker 1>the newest type of radiu indocrenator for home use is

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<v Speaker 1>a very small device and comes together with adapters for

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<v Speaker 1>attaching it to body.

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey left American Endocrine Laboratories probably in the mid nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenties ish when he began focusing on his newest patent

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<v Speaker 2>medicine called Ratathor the elixir would become his most famous

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<v Speaker 2>and infamous product. He manufactured it at the New Bailey

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<v Speaker 2>Radium Laboratories in East Orange, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>Ratathor consisted of only a few ingredients, but they were

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<v Speaker 1>very potent ingredients. Give ingredients were radium, specifically the radium

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<v Speaker 1>two twenty six and two twenty eight isotopes, as well

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<v Speaker 1>as the radioactive element mesothorium. The rest just some otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>harmless distilled water. This was marketed as a cure for asthma, constipation,

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<v Speaker 1>low libido, diabetes, mental illness, and one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 1>five other ailments, and it worked by quote exciting the

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<v Speaker 1>endocrine system into battling its afflictions, and one marketing campaign

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<v Speaker 1>offered one thousand dollars to anyone who tried it and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think it was great. And no one ever claimed

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<v Speaker 1>that reward.

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<v Speaker 2>But they should have, because if they lived to tell

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<v Speaker 2>about it, it was a miracle. Today this product is

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<v Speaker 2>considered one of the very first quote unquote energy drinks,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also one of the most well known examples

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<v Speaker 2>of radioactive quackery. But in the nineteen twenties, for thirty dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>you could, with no warning label in sight, purchase a

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<v Speaker 2>case of twenty four to two ounds bottles for perspective,

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<v Speaker 2>that's upwards of five hundred dollars a case in today's money.

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey had his hands in a lot of things, though

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen twenty four. In nineteen twenty five, he was

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<v Speaker 1>also president of the Thorwn Company, located in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>The company specialized in thorium pharmaceutical preparations and marketing materials.

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<v Speaker 1>Promised that they sold quote internal sunshine. That was their

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<v Speaker 1>euphemism for claiming they cured male impotence. Thorium is a

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<v Speaker 1>naturally occurring radioactive metal, and today it is a known carcinogen.

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<v Speaker 1>An example of one advertisement from nineteen twenty five featured

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<v Speaker 1>a muscular, confident and shirtless man and claimed quote amazing

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<v Speaker 1>earth power builds vigorous man power.

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<v Speaker 2>All his good fortune changed. In June of nineteen twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>He may have been focused on ratathor, but federal authorities

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<v Speaker 2>were focused on well him. The United States Attorney for

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<v Speaker 2>the District of Maryland filed an order for the quote

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<v Speaker 2>seizure and condemnation of fifty six packages and one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and thirty five boxes of arium tablets shipped from New

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<v Speaker 2>York by Associated radium chemists, stating that the company's claims

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<v Speaker 2>quote regarding the curative and therapeutic effects of said article

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<v Speaker 2>were false and fraudulent. The court case became known as

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<v Speaker 2>the United States versus fifty six packages of Arium tablets.

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<v Speaker 2>When the United States Department of Agriculture analyzed the seized arium,

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<v Speaker 2>they found that the tablets were actually composed of mainly

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<v Speaker 2>lithium carbonate, starch, and talc, and each contained eight point

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<v Speaker 2>five eight nanoquieries of radium.

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<v Speaker 1>Also in June of nineteen twenty six, the United States

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<v Speaker 1>attorneys for the Western District of Pennsylvania and the District

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<v Speaker 1>of Connecticut filed similar orders for the seizure and condemnation

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<v Speaker 1>of additional packages of areum tablets. These seized packages of

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<v Speaker 1>tablets shipped in February and July of nineteen twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>from New York to Tacoma, Washington. A subsequent analysis showed

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<v Speaker 1>that arium's content had changed slightly. These tablets contained a

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<v Speaker 1>different amount of radium two point six nanacuries each, and

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<v Speaker 1>strychnine had been added to the ingredients. Bailey closed down

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<v Speaker 1>associated radium chemists and moved on. He played very fast

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<v Speaker 1>and loose with company and product names that by the

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<v Speaker 1>early nineteen thirties, he was running three different companies that

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<v Speaker 1>sold radioactive products to the public. Like Bailey Radium Laboratories,

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<v Speaker 1>These three new companies were all based in East Orange,

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, Adrenay Company, Bioay Company, and Thorinator Company. None

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<v Speaker 1>of the three survived very long, and although Bailey blamed

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<v Speaker 1>their failure on the effects of the Greek Depression, it

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<v Speaker 1>was really his ongoing trouble with federal authority that was

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<v Speaker 1>the cause of their demise.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a high profile radiation poisoning and subsequent death

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<v Speaker 2>from Ratathor consumption that led to measures that would end

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey's radium rain and strengthen the Food and Drug Administration's

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<v Speaker 2>powers and oversight. Because the FDA was still very new,

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<v Speaker 2>it was still quite weak, and the investigation into Ratithor

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<v Speaker 2>and William Bailey was handed over to the Federal Trade Commission,

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<v Speaker 2>a group that had more power. This was a nail

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<v Speaker 2>in the coffin for bunk radioactive so called cures.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing about radium. It was discovered by Marie

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<v Speaker 1>and per Curie in eighteen ninety eight, and it is

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<v Speaker 1>a naturally occurring silvery white radioactive metal that's formed when

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<v Speaker 1>uranium and thorium, which are two other natural radioactive substances,

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<v Speaker 1>decay in the environment. Radium glows blue green in the dark,

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<v Speaker 1>and it gives off light for years without any apparent

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<v Speaker 1>power source. Because of its chemical similarity to calcium, radium

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<v Speaker 1>behaves chemically like calcium. When it's in the human body.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad because it replaces the calcium in your bones.

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<v Speaker 1>It is known as a quote bone seeker. Rather than

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<v Speaker 1>passing through the body, it leaves behind radium deposits, and

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<v Speaker 1>those deposits destroy blood cells, bone marrow, and other tissue.

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<v Speaker 1>Depending on your level of exposure, it can cause everything

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<v Speaker 1>from anemia, hair loss, cataracts, broken or loose teeth, impairment

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<v Speaker 1>of the body's functioning of tissues and its organs, and

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<v Speaker 1>an overwhelming increased risk of cancer. Radium can be lethal.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, Marie Currey highlighted that the effects of radiation

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<v Speaker 1>on the human body were not well understood at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and she never condoned its use in things that people

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<v Speaker 1>might eat or drink. In nineteen thirty four, she died

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<v Speaker 1>of aplastic anemia caused by radiation poisoning. Because of her

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<v Speaker 1>groundbreaking work.

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<v Speaker 2>When Ratathor hit the market, it was already known that

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<v Speaker 2>radium was dangerous, although it's unclear whether the public understood

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<v Speaker 2>that it could be lethal. In nineteen thirteen, five years

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<v Speaker 2>before Bailey sold his Lassico for superb Manhood product, British

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<v Speaker 2>scientist Walter Lazarus Barlow published a study correctly noting that

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<v Speaker 2>ingested radium accumulates in the bones, and in nineteen fourteen,

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<v Speaker 2>Professor Ernst Zublin, a medical professor at the University of Maryland,

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<v Speaker 2>warned of its dangers to the body in a published

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<v Speaker 2>review of seven hundred medical reports, many of which showed

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<v Speaker 2>that bone necrosis and ulcerations were a frequent side effect

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<v Speaker 2>from ingesting radium. Despite their work, Ratithor sales remained strong

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<v Speaker 2>through the nineteen twenties. According to a two thousand and

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<v Speaker 2>seven report published in the Journal of Radiologic Protection, we

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<v Speaker 2>now know that when radium is taken internally, the poisoning

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<v Speaker 2>can be fatal within one month.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to take a break here for a word

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<v Speaker 1>from our Sponenzers, and when we're back we will talk

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<v Speaker 1>about a man named Eben Byers who died a horrific

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<v Speaker 1>and tragic death because of his continued consumption of radium

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<v Speaker 1>infused water.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's meet Evan Byers, a popular

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<v Speaker 2>industrialist slash playboy of the nineteen twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>Eben Byers died from his consumption of Ratathor. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a Pittsburgh industrialist. He was suave, He was popular. He

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<v Speaker 1>was also an amateur golfer with promise. He won the

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<v Speaker 1>US Amateur Golf Championship in nineteen oh six. It was

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen twenty seven, after an arm injury just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>heal properly and was spoiling his golf game, that his

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<v Speaker 1>physician suggested that he tried Bailey's Ratithor. Doctor Moyer, who

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<v Speaker 1>prescribed the drink for buyers, insisted to federal authorities when

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<v Speaker 1>later questioned that it was not harmful, stating quote, I

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<v Speaker 1>never had a death among my patients for radium treatment.

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<v Speaker 1>I have taken as much or more radium water of

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<v Speaker 1>the same kind mister Byers took, and I am fifty

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<v Speaker 1>one years old, active and healthy. I believe that radium

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<v Speaker 1>water has a definite place in the treatment of certain diseases,

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<v Speaker 1>and I prescribe when I deem it necessary.

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<v Speaker 2>Byers was a well known guy, and his illness and

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<v Speaker 2>death caused an inquiry into radioactive patent medicines like Ratithor.

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<v Speaker 2>Federal authorities had some suspicions about the safety of the

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<v Speaker 2>product before Buyer's death, and Federal Trade Commission lawyer Robert

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<v Speaker 2>Heiner Wynn had been dispatched to interview him. Of that interview,

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<v Speaker 2>which took place shortly before Buyers died, when described him

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<v Speaker 2>as quote young in years and mentally alert, He could

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<v Speaker 2>hardly speak. His head was swathened bandages. He had undergone

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<v Speaker 2>two successive operations in which his whole upper jaw, excepting

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<v Speaker 2>two front teeth, and most of his lower jaw, had

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<v Speaker 2>been removed. All the remaining bone tissue of his body

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<v Speaker 2>was slowly disintegrating and holes were actually forming in his skull.

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<v Speaker 1>Timothy J. Jorgensen, a professor in the Department of Radiation

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<v Speaker 1>Medicine at Georgetown University, stated about Buyers in an article

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<v Speaker 1>for The Conversation that quote, although the product contained no narcotics,

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<v Speaker 1>he became at least psychologically, if not physiologically, addicted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>He continued to consume large amounts of Ratathor even after

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<v Speaker 1>his arm had healed In fact, Buyers was so pro

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<v Speaker 1>ratathor that he gifted cases of it to friends. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a huge fan, and he even had it given

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<v Speaker 1>to his race horses. But then things took a turn

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<v Speaker 1>for the worse. By lost a considerable amount of weight

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<v Speaker 1>and began having headaches, and then began to suffer bone

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<v Speaker 1>necrosis in his jaw, which caused him to lose several teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Radium jaw was a real thing. The condition caused dental pain,

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<v Speaker 1>loose teeth, lesions, and ulcers, and the failure of tooth

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<v Speaker 1>extractions to heal. A Wall Street Journal headlined bluntly stated

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<v Speaker 1>quote the radium water worked fine until his jaw came off.

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<v Speaker 1>All the radium that Buyers had consumed had accumulated in

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<v Speaker 1>his bones and caused his death in March of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two. He was fifty one.

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<v Speaker 2>When Evan Byers died from using the product. His physician,

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Mayer, claimed he quote knew that his patient had

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<v Speaker 2>really died from quote a combination of blood diseases which

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<v Speaker 2>had induced gout. And autopsy, though did not agree with

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<v Speaker 2>Moyer's conclusion. It was discovered that Buyers had an abscess

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<v Speaker 2>on his brain. All but six of his teeth had

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<v Speaker 2>fallen out, and his body contained more than three and

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<v Speaker 2>a half times the lethal amount of radium. When he died.

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<v Speaker 2>He was buried in a lead lined coffin. Normally, that's

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<v Speaker 2>to help keep out moisture and preserve the body for

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<v Speaker 2>longer and prevent odors and toxins from escaping. In this case,

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<v Speaker 2>it was specifically to block the radiation being released from

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<v Speaker 2>the bones in his body. Radium has a half life

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<v Speaker 2>of sixteen hundred years, so Buyer's bones have virtually the

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<v Speaker 2>same amount of radium in them now as they did

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<v Speaker 2>the day he died.

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey absolved himself in Buyer's death by stating he only

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<v Speaker 1>provided ratathor to patients on a doctor's prescription. One such practitioner,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor CG. Davis, was very pro radium and had written

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<v Speaker 1>glowing things no pun intended about it in the American

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<v Speaker 1>Journal of Clinical Medicine, including that quote radioactivity prevents insanity,

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<v Speaker 1>rouses noble emotions, retards old age, and creates a splendid, youthful,

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<v Speaker 1>joyous life. At least six other physicians, according to Federal

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<v Speaker 1>Trade Commission's investigation Information, prescribed ratithor and stated that none

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<v Speaker 1>of their patients had died.

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<v Speaker 2>Radium infused drinks were removed from the market in December

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<v Speaker 2>of nineteen thirty one, just three months before buyer's death

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<v Speaker 2>from them. Ultimately, in the interest of protecting public health,

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<v Speaker 2>the FTC closed down the Bailey Radium laboratories, but after

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<v Speaker 2>the federal investigation, Bailey carried on. In nineteen thirty seven,

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<v Speaker 2>he became a partner in lee Caalpadine Company of New

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<v Speaker 2>York City. Their sole product consisted of calpidine tablets made

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<v Speaker 2>of compressed pelletized seaweed. That's right, there was nothing radioactive

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<v Speaker 2>about this one. Marketing claims, though, were totally sketched, and

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<v Speaker 2>promised that the tablets could treat thirty two specific diseases.

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<v Speaker 2>And because of those outrageous promises that couldn't be backed up,

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<v Speaker 2>he ran up against the FDA's mission and to crack

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<v Speaker 2>down on such false claims. This was likely the final

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:07.240
<v Speaker 2>patent medicine Bailey marketed to the public.

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<v Speaker 1>In the end, Bailey died a wealthy man, suffering no

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<v Speaker 1>consequence from the deadly effects of his snake oil products,

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<v Speaker 1>while no serious or significant legal consequence. That is, he

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<v Speaker 1>once said of his ratithor and its safety. Quote, I

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<v Speaker 1>have drunk more radium water than any man alive, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have never suffered any ill effects. But that too,

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<v Speaker 1>was not the truth. He died in May of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>forty nine at the age of sixty four of bladder cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty years later, when his body was exhumed and tested

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<v Speaker 1>for radioactive isotopes, Geiger counters found his body had been

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<v Speaker 1>quote ravaged by radiation, and because of that half life,

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<v Speaker 1>he still is.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no cure for what ails this, But what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have for us? No, there isn't, And in fact,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of what inspires this drink. A few different

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>things inspired this drink. One, of course, from a visual standpoint,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the idea of radium being this kind of cloudy,

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<v Speaker 1>silvery white and glowing greenish at night. Of course, there's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be some fun color in this one. But

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing that struck me about the story is

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<v Speaker 1>just the damn denial that people would be in and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, no, that's not that thing that I gave

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<v Speaker 1>that guy. That's poison. That's no way, that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>problem at all. We're calling it radium denial. It has

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<v Speaker 1>nothing dangerous in it. If you're allergic to alcohol, or

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<v Speaker 1>if you drink too much, please drink responsibly. Anything can

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<v Speaker 1>be problematic if you have too much of it, even water.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're hoping that our listeners are a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more judicious than that. And this is a really easy

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<v Speaker 1>one to put together. You want a very very cold,

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<v Speaker 1>pre chilled martini glass. Normally I don't care what glass

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<v Speaker 1>you use, but this one, I really think like a

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<v Speaker 1>pointy martini glass is gonna look the best. And you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see why. There is a visual element to this. You

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna put into your shaker, so simple, a half

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<v Speaker 1>ounce of lime juice, a half ounce of orja, or

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<v Speaker 1>a regular almond syrup. I will caveat this one and say,

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<v Speaker 1>book for an almond syrup that has that like silvery

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<v Speaker 1>slightly milky look to it. And then you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do an ounce and a half of gin and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shake this with ice and then strain it into

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<v Speaker 1>your pre chilled glass. And then you are gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>a half ounce of midori and you're gonna very slowly

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<v Speaker 1>and carefully pour it over a spoon down on one

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<v Speaker 1>of the side edges of your glass. It won't all

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<v Speaker 1>sink to the bottom, but some of it will some

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<v Speaker 1>of it is gonna color your drink, and it ends

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<v Speaker 1>up giving it this really fun green glow that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of comes from below. Here's the thing. I also had

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<v Speaker 1>an accident one where it did it just mixed itself

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<v Speaker 1>really fast, and even that green was quite beautiful and glowy.

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<v Speaker 1>So it still has an effect of the visual, but

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<v Speaker 1>that would also be for presentation only when you serve it.

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<v Speaker 1>If the green is on the bottom, make clear to

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<v Speaker 1>whoever is drinking it that they're going to want to

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<v Speaker 1>swizzle it up before they actually take a sip. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a really yummy drink for me. I will say

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<v Speaker 1>I made a complete disaster version earlier that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>care to speak on beyond acknowledging that it happened. But

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<v Speaker 1>this one turned out beautifully and was a relief where

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, my goodness, have I lost my

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<v Speaker 1>sense of like how things could go together? And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what happened on the first one happened. I

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<v Speaker 1>just lost my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried too much, and a lot of flavors gotten

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<v Speaker 1>in argument. I will put it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like a very simple drink now it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very simple. It's super easy. If this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of those ones that if it is too potent for

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<v Speaker 1>you in its martini form, you can add a little

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<v Speaker 1>club soda to it. You could even add a little

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<v Speaker 1>tonic to it, and you essentially get like a gin

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<v Speaker 1>and tonic with a honeydew note, which is quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there are some drinks like that already that

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<v Speaker 1>are called like a Japanese gin and tonic or a

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<v Speaker 1>Japanese tonic. It's delicious. The mocktail on this one is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty simple. We have talked about before, subbing out gin

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<v Speaker 1>for a flat tonic, and I stand by it for

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<v Speaker 1>this one. And then your orja and your lime juice

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<v Speaker 1>are the same. And then in lieu of madori a

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<v Speaker 1>honeydew syrup. And in case people don't remember, that's easy

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<v Speaker 1>to make. Just chop up some honeydew and boil it

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<v Speaker 1>with a cup of water and a cup of sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>and let that boil for a little while, and then

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<v Speaker 1>strain it and keep that boiled sweet candied honeydew and

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<v Speaker 1>put it on ice cream, your toast or whatever, or

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<v Speaker 1>just eat it with a spoon like I do, because

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot control your childlike some That is the radium denial,

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<v Speaker 1>which contains no radioactive ingredients and is in fact yummy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to raise it in honor of poor

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<v Speaker 1>Eben who lost his life to.

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<v Speaker 2>Quackery what he thought was a health drink.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a problem always, it continues. There a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of issues going on regarding what substances are and are

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<v Speaker 1>not monitored by the FDA. And so just for our listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>you're all bright, bright people, I know, but always be

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<v Speaker 1>a little careful. When people over promise things to sound miraculous,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably not really going to be what they say

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<v Speaker 1>it is. But I can promise you that the radium

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<v Speaker 1>denial is very delicious. It's not going to cure anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but it might put a smile on your face, and

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<v Speaker 1>really that's all I can ask for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes that's a cure.

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<v Speaker 1>It does have restorative properties. In that room, we are

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