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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: I'm Eddie and I know the least about the sports.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I

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Speaker 1: with Biser for another fourteen months. If you'll miss the

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Speaker 1: last podcast we just signed. That's about a guys, I

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Speaker 1: tell me one too, three, four, five, six headlines down.

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Speaker 1: Tebow signs deal with Jags as tight end. Where's number eight? Wow?

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Speaker 1: It's so cool. Here's my question. Is Tim Tebow good

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Speaker 1: still have a good relationship. So he's bringing you in

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Speaker 1: You know we're hoping for an undefeated season. That was

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Speaker 1: Not nearly said. No, one's gonna push his team harder

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Speaker 1: He was in Buffalo Shark Fantasy. Make sure across the middle.

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Speaker 1: That's my mind goes to the list of fantasy goes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone else on that team. Listen, I understand.

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Speaker 1: for the fences. No, you need to have a better

420
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: approach and take the ball to the opposite field, get

421
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 1: on base. But instead we just swing, swing, swing swing.

422
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: The game of baseball is different, It changes evolves that

423
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: I'd hate to sound like a historian in the game.

424
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I do know a lot about it. Uh.

425
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: It used to be guys would play the count that

426
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: gowns get deeper three to. Now you have a leadoff hitter.

427
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I've been watching a broadcast. Wow,

428
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: Pitcher got out of that ending with three pitches because

429
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: guys don't take pitches. They're cool with lining out three

430
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 1: times in a row, which never would have happened ten

431
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: years ago. So yes, the either home run or strike

432
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: out is what leads to the no hitter. There's none

433
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: of those in between. Its choking up, choking jerking, you know,

434
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: hang up with lesson. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying,

435
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: Like it's just the record for number of no hitters

436
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: in the season seven. We're a quarter of the way

437
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: through and we already have some. So they thought the

438
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: solution would be changed the balls. Huh. Speaking of baseball,

439
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if Eddie had a great point. I

440
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: was assuming. I really had nothing other than they I'm

441
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 1: just trying to understand they change the balls, but yet

442
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: they can not change the balls and just change the

443
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: way they play. But they're not gonna do that because

444
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: batters just want to hit homers. They just want to

445
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: hit homers. Like that's if you watch a Major League

446
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: baseball game. The hitters have a their approach that the

447
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: plate is awful. It's awful. It's just swing, swing, swing,

448
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: all right, who cares. No one gets bad when they

449
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: strike out. No, if it's home run or nothing. Ninety.

450
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what they're going for. Dj le Mayhew,

451
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: for example, That dude gets hits because he takes the

452
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: ball to off his field. He'll go left field, he'll

453
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: go to right field. Judge on the other hand, now judge,

454
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: which is weird because he's still he hits bombs, but

455
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: he still gets on base quite a bit. He still

456
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: hits about three hundreds, just miss hits because like Gallo

457
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 1: Gallo for the Rangers, Joey, he hits like one, but

458
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: he hits forty bombs. There was like, oh, you had

459
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: a good year. How the hell is that a good year?

460
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 1: Like Panda, he either strikes out or it's a home run.

461
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: Well he barely plays. But but I'm just saying so

462
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: it's very sad to me because I used to the

463
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: no hit or whenever you see it on the bottom

464
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: line or whatever, like oh, no hitter through seven, You're like,

465
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I gotta find that. I want to

466
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: see the last six out. Do you want to see it? Hey, kid,

467
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: turn on hes PN. You're never gonna believe what they're doing.

468
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: It's a no hitter, hernball from the Giant, from the Tigers.

469
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: Never heard of the damn guy, but he's got a

470
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: no hitter. Oh, next night, kid, next night, Oh my gosh,

471
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: don't go to that game. Going unto this game. There's

472
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: another I know here, Yeah, kid, night, next night? Oh kid,

473
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: clubber Corey Cluber's got a no hitter going on. I mean,

474
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: it's just awful. It's sad. San Francisco Giants. They are

475
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: good though, Really, kid, kid, we're playing some good baseball

476
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 1: out there in the Bay. It's beautiful. This is the

477
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: best team since Bonds. And I'll hang up and listen.

478
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: You know, he calls local San Francisco radio, Hey, you

479
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: guys think this is the best team we've had since

480
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: that cheat a Barry Bonds, And I'll hang up and listen.

481
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: Never been finer, Never hear it, because, hey, kid, you

482
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: can't say there's no proof that Barry Bonds cheated. Look

483
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: at his head, kid, Come on, man, he cheat say that?

484
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: No proof? Yeah, he's a big I don't know, kid,

485
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: I don't know if he cheated or not. Oh my gosh,

486
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: you see that dude from the start of his career

487
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,959
Speaker 1: at the end he was pulled Mark McGuire. I mean,

488
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: those guys increased as a monster, dude. They were built

489
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: like football players by the time they got out of

490
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: the league, and then once they got done with the league,

491
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: they shrunk back down to normal size. I haven't seen Bonds.

492
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: I saw a highlight on the other day. Where has

493
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: he been, Like, No, no, you've seen him. It's just

494
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: he's so much smaller. You don't RECONDU. That's how he's

495
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: able to go out in public with no one even

496
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: going up to him, because that can't be Bonds. That

497
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: dude looks so small. Speaking of cheating, I showed my

498
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: kids Feel the Dreams. We watched it the other night. Okay,

499
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: that's good stuff, man, that's still to this day a

500
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: great movie. So six, seven all like it. Thirteen like,

501
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: tell me it's crazy. They all loved it, like all

502
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: of them from the I mean the baby didn't watch

503
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: for six year old. Seven year old thirteen loved it. However,

504
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: when I remember watching this movie as a kid and

505
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: being like, I don't understand it. Like, if he builds it,

506
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: he won't come. What was he talking about? I have

507
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: no idea? And then it's like, oh, the distance, the

508
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: hell's he talking about? Go? The distances is pain? Oh

509
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: my god, this movie, Like, I think it's great, it's

510
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: cool and everything is a freaking field in the middle

511
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: of Iowa, but I don't UNDERSTI want to go. I

512
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: still want to see it. But then as soon as

513
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: the first he's I mean this first scene where he's

514
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: working in the cornfield and he hears, if you build it,

515
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: he will come. My thirteen year old goes, oh cool,

516
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: is Dad's gonna come? And I'm like, you ruined the

517
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: whole movie. He's like, what do you mean. I'm like,

518
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: no one knows that. How did he know that? He goes,

519
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: it's obvious he just spent They spent the whole first

520
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: five minutes talking about his relationship with his dad. I

521
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: didn't have one. And then in the very beginning and

522
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: the first thing he says he will come. Obviously he's

523
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: talking about his dad. Honestly, I always trying to forget

524
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: the ending. Coach I was like, what on earth this

525
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: gets thirteen year old and broke down the whole movie

526
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: in five minutes. Scriptwriter, dude, I need to hang out

527
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: with your kids. Sounds like coach. I'll say a line

528
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: in a movie before they even say it. It's a

529
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: new movie. But I told my wife all the time,

530
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm a script writer. I know what the next scene means.

531
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm just like your kid. It's a talent. It's a

532
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: talent that is so amazing. And then he sees the

533
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: kid Moonlight Graham. He's like, oh, yeah, that's the doctor

534
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: for sure. Like what dang. As a kid, I didn't

535
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: know any of this crap. I didn't even know who

536
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: the kid they were picking up was. Coach. As a kid,

537
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, can we take the Can we

538
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: take the mower out and start mowing some of those

539
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: fields back there and make our own baseball? Can we

540
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: build one? Hey? I remember, because we had fields in

541
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: the back of our house. They were like owned by

542
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: someone else or whatever, but our house was right there

543
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: in the middle of all these fields. Love it coach

544
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: trespassing on somebody else's I don't know, Coach, that was

545
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: our house, but we had fields surrounded by and I

546
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: would tell my dad, like, you don't know those That's

547
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: what I would say, I like, how can I can

548
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: we build a baseball fielding like they're not even our fields.

549
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Well, I mean when you went

550
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: out there, oh so you never did no, coach, you

551
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: didn't build a base I was gonna say, if you

552
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: made a somebody else, I would have been worried the

553
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: whole game. But but hey, someone's gonna come, Someone's gonna come.

554
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,479
Speaker 1: The little the littles, though, were mind blown that sho

555
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: was Joe Jackson and eight Socks cheated and blew the

556
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: World Series. They just were like, what, yeah, this true story.

557
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: They're like, this is made up right? No, No, no no

558
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: true story. These guys got money to lose the World Series. Wow, dude,

559
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,239
Speaker 1: their eyes were so big, could not believe what they

560
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: were hearing. Hey have they watched The sand Lot? Yes?

561
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: Love it? I know about the Doll No, No, I'd

562
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: like to know which one they like better. I think

563
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: they like sand a Lot better because their kids. I

564
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: think they respect Field of Dreams because it's just about

565
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: baseball and all that, and it's almost a little spooky too.

566
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: They're just like a bunch of ghosts and things like that.

567
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: So they like that. Right into a cornfield since last

568
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I think every time I go out there,

569
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a corn cod shoved up my if

570
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: you build it, I don't know, I ain't going out there.

571
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: Hey how about how about that game that was supposed

572
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: to happen though Yankees and White Yeah they did. They

573
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: did it. They did in the Bronx and the Ghetto,

574
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: though there was a twist on it. Oh, they didn't

575
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: do it in the feeling. Great. That was a fun idea.

576
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: They were going to do it, but was Covides what COVID?

577
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: Guess what were they doing this year? Maybe they're doing

578
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: We all had amazing ideas and then COVID hit and

579
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: we realized, hey, let's just grab grab onto what we

580
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: have in life and quit with all these high faluting things.

581
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Let's stick to the basics in the stadium. If they

582
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: would have had that game, I would have been there.

583
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: I mean it looks that that is to me would

584
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: be amazing. You know how hard it is to fly

585
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: into Iowa. I you would go to des Moines. I

586
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: flew into Nebraska. It was a son of a gun

587
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: trying to get through that airport. Is it getting I

588
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: think you can drive? How far? Is Iah can we

589
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: drive as far? Wait, didn't you go to Iowa? The

590
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: Ghost the Facila House that was in Iowa. It's right

591
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: outside of Sioux Falls. Oh that's South Dakota. Okay, then

592
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. Shoot, I looked it up the other day.

593
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: It's right out in Iowa. We used to do some

594
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:03,479
Speaker 1: driving for pheasant hunting. Iowa, Nebraska. Uh you can Colorado? Now,

595
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: not Colorado, the Dakotas. There's a lot of nothing in

596
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: those states. Boys, in that field of dreams, You're gonna

597
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: go through a lot of nothing to get to that field.

598
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: At Cedar Rapids, boys, I bet you can't fly there.

599
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: I bet there's a you gotta do a major drive

600
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,239
Speaker 1: to even get to that. Boys, we fly in the

601
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: Cedar Rapids and it's like an hour long drive and

602
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: we're there. Man, I want to go too. That would

603
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: be so awesome. I really just even if there's not

604
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,479
Speaker 1: a baseball game, I would like to go see it.

605
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? Just sit there and off? Hey,

606
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: he wants to sit there and see a joke? Joe

607
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: Jackson coach. We we have a couple of beers. We

608
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: start screwing with them. Did you that I'm not joking

609
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: on hot dog. He's choking on, said it go the disk?

610
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: What do you doing? No? I want to know if

611
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: I could jerk it into the corn? Hey, Ty Cobb

612
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: wanted to go, but then none of them can stand

613
00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: the sun of a bitch. When he was last stick like,

614
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: do you think you guys, are you screwing with me?

615
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: Or do they just just if you build it? They

616
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: do you do batting practice there? It's like it's a

617
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: it's a place that you pay to go coach, it's

618
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: like a museum. I understand that, but can you pay

619
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: to hit a ball into the corn? Let's call him like,

620
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: I would love to try to jerk one out to left.

621
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: Where are you gonna be jerking it from outfield? There's

622
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: no way you're jerking it from home plate. There's no

623
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: way they're gonna let you jerking take batting practice from

624
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: second base? Hit the corn. You may know me from

625
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: the radio. My name is Lunchbox, sometimes go by Gibbles

626
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: sports genius. I would like to jerk it at home place,

627
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: just a feeling. Please, This is I wa boy. We

628
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: don't have no morning radio show. This is called tractor

629
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: country in baseball Heaven and that's what I gotta I

630
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: gotta watch that again. It's so good. It's a top

631
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: ten movie. I can't wait for my kids to be

632
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: old enough to watch these on a cool movies to

633
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: bry it this weekend to watch Field of Dreams with

634
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: your kids without his mind. I had to do that

635
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: for years. I'd be like, all right, boys, we're watching

636
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: Rocky tonight, and they'd be like, huh, couldn't stand it.

637
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some more quotes. Come on, what

638
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: Field of Dreams quotes? You know? You know how Ray

639
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: talked about his first memory from a baseball game earlier

640
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: this week, so they put a threat on the Facebook page,

641
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: what do you remember from your first Major league baseball game?

642
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: They did pretty freaking funny. This is from Shelley. I

643
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: was on my dad's shoulders walking down the sidewalk to

644
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: the Braves game, and my dad didn't realize how low

645
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: hanging this tree branch was that he walked under walked

646
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: my head right into the branch. That's what I remember

647
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: from my first game. Another lady goes, that's funny, like,

648
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: thank you the dumb crap that you remember from the game.

649
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Do they remember the game? Though? Na oh, no coach outside.

650
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: We remember the two dudes in a jeep kissing, but

651
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: we talked about the entire game. My dad was so mad.

652
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: That's the only thing we got from the baseball Who

653
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: was playing cut It was the Rockies and somebody else.

654
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: You know. It was playing outside. Two dudes playing around

655
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: with each other. From Regina. No one's called me moonlighted

656
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: Graham and fifty years Oh that's so great. I better

657
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: get home before his girlfriend. She starts to get before

658
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: Denise starts thinking of a girl, starts wondering where I've

659
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: been From Regina. I went jose Canseco got hit in

660
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: the head with the flyball. I was pregnant, almost went

661
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: in the labor laughing so hard her first major league game.

662
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 1: Off his head and went over the fence. Oh damn,

663
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: I remember that really Okay, I was about five years old.

664
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 1: It was my first game, but it was the first

665
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: one I remember, and the Oriel bird mascot didn't see

666
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: me and sat on my lap. It scared me for

667
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: a very long time. I couldn't see a mascot without

668
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: freaking out. That's from Cali. Uh what else? There was

669
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: another one that I thought was really funny the girl.

670
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: She was on a date with her now husband and

671
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: she didn't like baseball, so she brought a book and

672
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: I think it was a Cardinals game. I can't find it.

673
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: There's too many responses. Oh, first year I got married

674
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,959
Speaker 1: and we went to a Cardinals game. I knew nothing

675
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: about baseball, but I had a book to read and

676
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: people bringing me drinks and food. It was a great

677
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: day until someone hit a home run. Damn. People were screaming.

678
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: I thought they were shooting cannons because there was a

679
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: war going on in downtown St. Louis. I thought it

680
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: was the end of the world. We went at least

681
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: one game a year after that, but I never bought

682
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: a book again. So awesome. That was Lorie, some funny

683
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,959
Speaker 1: as stuff, great memories about people like not remember anything

684
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: about the game, just like things about the game. But yeah,

685
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: that was you know, well that was about this game.

686
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 1: But yes, that was a great post and great threat

687
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: if you want to go read it. Speaking of oscars,

688
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: I mean what lebron Jay huh larious during the playing game, well,

689
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: tired as hell? No, Like, what what do you say? No,

690
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: So there's a foul by Draymond Green. He goes up

691
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: trying to block the shot and he hits him in

692
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: the face whatever, and Lebron James goes down like he's

693
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: been shot. I mean like he's been shot. Like Lebron

694
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: James goes down like he's been shot, shot with a

695
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: bullet and he is just writhing in pain on he

696
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: he he lays there is not a good He lays there.

697
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: He listen. He lays there and lays there and lays there,

698
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: and they go, oh, they go, look you see if

699
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: it's a flagrant foul and Lebron and they go and

700
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: they he's on the bench, dude, and he's getting eye

701
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,959
Speaker 1: drops in his eye and he's just like he's he's

702
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: blinking like ah. And even the announcers of the game,

703
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: they're like, Lebron's lett him know that he can't like

704
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: he's heard. He's letting him know it needs to be

705
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: a flagrant foul. He's doing a good job. And c

706
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: J McCallum even tweeted out Actor of the Year and

707
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: he put pictures of Lebron hilarious. Somebody else said, who's

708
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: gonna tell Lebron they're done filming for Space Jim to

709
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: go to c J McCollum's Twitter hilarious post. And then

710
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: this is the Lebron hits the game winning three with

711
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: like fifty eight seconds to go. He's a three And

712
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: this is him after the game ahead. And I'll put

713
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: a lot of work in my game, you know, um,

714
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: you know after you know, dre my finger to the eye.

715
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: I was literally seeing three three rams out there. Um,

716
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: so I just shot out the middle one and uh

717
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: and I was able to uh get grace of the

718
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: man above the wo to knock it down. Go for

719
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: the middle prim I mean, hey, kids out there on

720
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: the playground, if you're seeing three rims, if you get

721
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: a finger to the eye, go with what Lebron says

722
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: and shoot for the middle one. Yeah, shot could do.

723
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: We will leave him. Was he seeing three rims? Like,

724
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: come on, Lebron, Like, let's be real. They reviewed it

725
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: for several minutes. Several minutes. He's not seeing three rims. Coach.

726
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: When I'm drunk, I see two. I've never seen three.

727
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: Let's be y'all. Don't remember Rocky four when he's fighting

728
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: the rush room and he's like, I don't know what's

729
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: out there. I'll see three of them. They're like, hit

730
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: the one in the middle. Yeah, hit the one in

731
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: the middle. And then that's what it is. A movie quote. Man,

732
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: we've all been hand we're all impressed with Lebron could

733
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: do it with three rims in front of him. He

734
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: just had to guess. It's like a carnival game. Oh

735
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: which rim, dude, the one in the middle, and he

736
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: hit it. Now, watched this foul and watch him go

737
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: down like he has just I mean, hey, that's a

738
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: hard finger man. I mean looking, Oh my gosh, like

739
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: bub putting his fingers in the whiskey on a Sunday.

740
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: Somebody said, man, he was breaking every shot before Amon

741
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: poked him in the eye, and then all of a

742
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: sudden he saw those rims. So which room rim was

743
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 1: he shooting at before that? The one on the left.

744
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: They call him the baby. I mean they don't look. Look,

745
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like there's a lot of fingers going in.

746
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: It was a foul, yes, but I mean it was

747
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: to hear him when he was talking about putting a

748
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: lot of work. So I just knew, man, I knew

749
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: when I'm working, I look at the rim and I

750
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: just shoot for the middle one, Like, what the hell

751
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: does that have? To do with it. I put in

752
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: a lot of work, so I knew to shoot at

753
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: the middle rim. What did that mean? And he uh,

754
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: I guess he called for the ball. I mean because

755
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: it was seconds left. So he told his teammates. So

756
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: out of all of his teammates, they had perfect vision.

757
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: He thought he was the best guy for the job.

758
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: He's thirty feet from the basket and can't. He doesn't,

759
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: but he doesn't know which basket He's close. Four other

760
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: dudes that can there aren't. They're only seen one rim,

761
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: but I see three. I'm gonna take that, and I'm

762
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: the farthest, the one away from the basket. But hey,

763
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: give me the ball because I'm that good. Lebron barely

764
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: got poked in the eye and acted like he had

765
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: a full blown NFL concussion. They call him Oscar. Are

766
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: you reading the Sports Center Instagram? Dude, it's hilarious. That's

767
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: really funny. A good one, Loscar. Oh man, this is

768
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: the funniest. There's the eye wash. Yeah see. Oh he's

769
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: getting his eye taking her of. He's breathing heavy. Oh man,

770
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: He's just I don't know if I can go on, man,

771
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can go on, but put

772
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: a little more of that in. There is the camera

773
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: on me. Oh yeah, put more on me. Put more, more,

774
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: more eyewashed in. There is there dabbing it with a

775
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: little paper towel or something. I swear every year. Draymond

776
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: bumps into Lebron and Lebron goes down like he just

777
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: tore every muscle and every one of his legs. Oh

778
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: look at look at Oh did you see this? Draymond's

779
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: checking his fingers out. He's got any corn? Look, look, look,

780
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: somebody goes. Somebody goes, you know, the better than less

781
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: than signal. Somebody goes Lebron's blind game better than Jordan's

782
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: flute game. This goes down in history as the blind game.

783
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: Blind game. Coach, you went for the middle round. You say,

784
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: people on the internet aren't funny? Are these people funny?

785
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: These are funny? I like these these are good, right,

786
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean some of them are talking about Kobe. I

787
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: didn't want them to be distasteful, Okay, I mean that

788
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: they're already going hard at it. Dude. They like saying

789
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: cap I guess what is cap mean? It's a popular

790
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: thing in the Instagram world, Like if you're capping it

791
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: means like you're tricking or something like yeah. Like capping

792
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: means shooting, like putting a cap in the grass. Let's

793
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 1: do uh cap no cap capping it means everybody just okay.

794
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: Young young thugs started this. The expression cap means lie

795
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: or bullsh okay, so so cappine means that they're bullsh

796
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: So no cap means no bulls. But no cat means

797
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: no cap means no lie or for real. But what

798
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: about when it says, don't cap now, Bron, don't don't

799
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: bullshit now? Ah, we learned something new boys. We just

800
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: broke down like something. Capping all the time. Kobe tears it.

801
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean they're going with Kobe. Kobe tears, Achilles doesn't

802
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: say anything and shoots free throws. Lebron gets poked in

803
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: the eye and the game stopped for five minutes. He

804
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: can't see. These are all comments, guys. He's the biggest

805
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: capper on the show. You're always captain, dude. Why are

806
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: you capain dude? Guys, we just learned a new word.

807
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Yeah, thanks man, that's not bad? All right? Oh,

808
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: here you go. He should start poking himself with the

809
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: eye before the game. It said the poke would have

810
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: helped three orders earlier. I don't know that, dude. I

811
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: love when every comment is against somebody, like they all

812
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: are like cap cap super fake. This is the cap

813
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: is of all cap. Oh my gosh, that's like when

814
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: that's like Fessi. Fessi from the Challenging Big Brother right

815
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: when he he whipped out in the Challenge like the final,

816
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: he was terrible and Big Brother I stopped watching that season.

817
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: But he was so scared. He wouldn't eat like the

818
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: cow testicles and it was in the final for a

819
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: million dollars. He wouldn't do it. He just stood there.

820
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: And so he put something up after the final on

821
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: Instagram like, oh, you know your failures are where you

822
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: learned from and everybody was just ripping him ripped. He

823
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: thought everybody's gonna be like, oh it's okay, FESSI, we'd

824
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: love you. Every comment was dude, you're not CT, You'll

825
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: never be CT, you suck, You're not CT. CT would

826
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: have done the CT would have eaten the freaking tape

827
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: hundred against And for a minute he turned off his

828
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: comments because he was getting so many just gets to

829
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: him and everybody cheering for CT. It was hilarious. Those

830
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: are the worst when all the comments go the other direction. Man,

831
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: Tyson Fury is gonna fight this dude again? Deante Wilder, Yes,

832
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: third fight. I don't know why I thought he was

833
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: gonna fight that. Uh some arbitrary Paul. Oh God that now,

834
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: now Jake Paul and Fury, that would be good. Would

835
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: you watch that? So? Who is Mayweather fighting? Is it

836
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: Jake Paul, Jake Paul or is it his brother? No,

837
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: Jake Paul has a brother, Logan Paul who coach? Who's up?

838
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 1: Is Logan Paul? Touch there equally famous? But what so?

839
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: Which one is Mayweather fighting? Do they look alike? Yes?

840
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought that was the same person.

841
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. I just realized I had

842
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: a brother and he's fighting. One of them is fighting

843
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather, but I don't know which one it is.

844
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to be Jake Paul because I hate him

845
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: more because I don't know who Logan Paul is. Hold

846
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: on Paul Mayweather Logan, Oh, Jake Paul is a brother,

847
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: my back coach? I thought Logans. Now, I don't even

848
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: know who I was in the elevator with them all.

849
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: They they look the same. But Jake Paul's the more,

850
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: the one that fought these people, that thinks he's really

851
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: cool and wants to fight the UFC people and talks

852
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: trash about Dana White and Okay, Logan's younger, I guess,

853
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: and crazier. Jake Paul is the one that said, got

854
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: your hat, Mayweather? Not see I think that's I thought

855
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: that was Logan. See, No, it's Jake, but I thought

856
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: he's Why would he Jake take his hat and not

857
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: fight him? Why would yeah, why wouldn't that be Logan

858
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: in his face? Oh? His brother took his hat. Yes,

859
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know which one's which. I

860
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: just know that when they took Mayweather's hat, I felt

861
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: like that was set up. Of course it was Mayweather

862
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 1: never even ran after it. Where are we that dumb

863
00:45:55,040 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather versus Logan Paul. That's the fight, Okay guys,

864
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: they oh, shoot, he's right, Okay, Okay, So now Jake

865
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: Paul can no longer go to the fight because of

866
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: the hat situation. What since he took since he took

867
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 1: he he got put in time out. Jake Paul oh

868
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: unbanned unbanned. I guess he was banned for a second,

869
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: but now he's unbanned one two days ago. So it's brothers.

870
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: The one that took the hat, so Logan's fighting. But

871
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: the brother, Jake, was like, I got your hat. So

872
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: Jake Paul. His at name is still the same on Twitter,

873
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: it's at Jake Paul. He changed his name thought your hat.

874
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 1: How you know that? I just guess he changed his

875
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: name to God your hat. This is what these guys do.

876
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: This is what these guys do. See, I see, like

877
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: when you have two brothers like this, you just want

878
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: to meet the parents, right Like obviously the dad's got

879
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: to be just like these dudes, or the mom or

880
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 1: some parents may not be around coach. Coach. I didn't

881
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: think about that, yeah, because I think they lived moved

882
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: out on there, didn't aren't these the guys that lived

883
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: in that, they didn't have parents. They lived in this

884
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: house with d No because they live in the influencer

885
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: house where they lived with a bunch of TikTok Just

886
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: because they live in a house with a bunch of

887
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: girls and an influencer house. Why do you keep calling

888
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: it that You sound like such a millennial they live

889
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: in an influence What I thought millennial was good. It is,

890
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, why does he keep calling an influencer house.

891
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: That's what they were. They sat there and trade came

892
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: up with TikTok material and Instagram content. Were called influencer houses.

893
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: That's what they was called. Like if you if all

894
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: three of us lived in a house creating content, an

895
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: influence would be an influence. I think it's called it.

896
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: Should we all do at Google influencer house, Jake Cale

897
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: influencer house, if that's what it's doing. When we lived

898
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: on hal it was an influence because we didn't really

899
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: we didn't really come up with content. Dude, we didn't

900
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: do anything good. You went in your room and didn't

901
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: talk to me. It was really weird. It's probably weird weird.

902
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: This year of my life was working some intense hours, coach.

903
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: It doesn't say anything about influencer house. Actually, the term

904
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: influencer house doesn't even exist. Well all that it does

905
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: it does hold on Okay, thank you. I think we

906
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: just came up with a T shirt the lab house,

907
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: block party, collab houses. Maybe it's called a colab houses. Ah, whatever,

908
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. No to self never do a halftime pizza.

909
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: Content houses a space for creators and influencers to come together.

910
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 1: That's different than an influencer house because there's no influence. Okay,

911
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: because he was acting like it was a common term

912
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: that he just was throwing out there. Well, I read

913
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: about Jake Paul don't make up words, and I couldn't

914
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: remember what it was called. I just remember reading about

915
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: Jake Paul because I needed to know who this cat was.

916
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: And then the fact that he took Flay Floyd Mayweather's hat.

917
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: I know that's set up and it wasn't real, and

918
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: there's no way he would have got his ass beat.

919
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean, they would have just killed the kid. And

920
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: did you, oh speak the kid? Did you see the

921
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: black beast Lewis UFC? No? Uh, cause someone breaking into

922
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: his truck, knocked him out, knocked him out. No, but

923
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: he's he knocked him out and then he called the police.

924
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 1: And when the guy is getting taken away by the police,

925
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: he was like, this mother trying to break into my truck. Hey,

926
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: if you're trying to break up a fight, or if

927
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: somebody's able to punch you, who would break up a fight? Here?

928
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: I thought of the perfect way to get out of it.

929
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: If you're at a bar and maybe a guy's got

930
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: some guys coming near you, the perfect one line that

931
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: you gotta say that all immediately in the fight. Got

932
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: your hat? What is it? I got your nose? Oh?

933
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: Because I did that to my kids. You're with your check,

934
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: you're out number. There's like two guys, I'm a UFC fighter.

935
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: UFC fighter, because you have to warn him. No, no, no,

936
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: that'll scare No. No, you're gonna say that, be ready

937
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:59,479
Speaker 1: to fight. No, No, here's even more. I'm pretty sure.

938
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: Like if you have, like if you're like if you're

939
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: a boxer or something and your your hands are certified

940
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: as lethal weapons, you have a card with you that

941
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: you have to show before you can use them. Okay,

942
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: So if anyone does the ray and says I'm a

943
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: uf UFC fighter, you can ask him let me see

944
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: your card. Yeah, okay, coach, I'll pull out my Macy's card.

945
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't know the blockbuster card. Dude, get yours and

946
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: before dicks dude card before we go home for the weekend.

947
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: Alec the guy that got the hold on one, he said, Coachers,

948
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: Alec here love the shot. He got he got a

949
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: hold on one, and we played a hundred seventy yards.

950
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: YEA love the shout out. Just wanted to follow up

951
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: with facts. Eddie nailed it. The crazy raction came from

952
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: the tea box with my two buddies when we saw

953
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: the ball disappear in the hole, screaming and jumping around

954
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: like crazy while I was in complete shock. Yes, you

955
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: can't tell that in the video. The hole was below

956
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: the tea box. So the hundred six seventy six yard

957
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: is about fifteen yards long or then my normal eight iron.

958
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: I'm a twenty three years old I've been golfing for

959
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: five years and by no means a pro. I shoot

960
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: mid eighties, which became clear when I hit my next

961
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: t shot directly into the woods because my legs were

962
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: still shaking. Ended up with an eighty eight on that round,

963
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: but I could care less. Ps We almost canceled a

964
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: round because of cold and light rain. I learned never

965
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: cancel around a golf you never know what can happen.

966
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. I have another message here.

967
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: It is from Justin Ellerb. He says, coacher, Hey, is

968
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: there any way I can get a shout out? For

969
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: my birthday on Friday May one, That is today. O

970
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: g listener and love every episode. I don't want a shirt,

971
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: but maybe a little game of would you rather? Would

972
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: you rather be able to speak every language known to

973
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: man or have the ability to speak to animals? Either way,

974
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 1: love the show, keep on listening. Thank you, sir. Let's

975
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: from my iPhone. This is your game originally, so go

976
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: ahead you take it first. I wasn't listening. I was

977
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: reading another email. Are you kidding me? Hit me with it?

978
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: He said, would you rather learn every language to speak

979
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: to everyone in the world, or would you rather learn

980
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: the language to speak to animals? Oh? Every language in

981
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: the world's right. I gotta go with world language because

982
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: you can then unite countries. Right now, is Israel Palestine?

983
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: Then I see it was wrong. I think you're right

984
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: the conflicts in the Middle East. I would be the

985
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: guy that would be able to go between and solve everything.

986
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: What would you tell him right now? He'd be like this, this,

987
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: and that. I would like to be able to I

988
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: would be able to travel the world and when I

989
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: get to a foreign country not just be like well crap,

990
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: uh excuse one there. I'm a big dumb American. You

991
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 1: guys have anything that I can eat? Don't dast albano?

992
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: How do you say big dumb American in your language?

993
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: And how do I look like I'm Americans to air

994
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: poo poo? I don't speak your language. What are you saying?

995
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 1: Write it down? I still don't understand learning English. Yeah.

996
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: I may be the only one here, but I think

997
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to talk to animals. Can

998
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 1: you imagine talking to an animal? And I can imagine it? Okay,

999
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: what do you think they would say? You don't know

1000
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: because you don't know the language. You know what my

1001
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 1: dog would say, Let's go outside? No, let's play fetch?

1002
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: Can I get a puppy treat? What have? You? And

1003
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: your wife are arguing and he was like, hey, layoff,

1004
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: She's right on this one. And you're like, what, how

1005
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: do you know? What if you get home you find

1006
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: your wife drinking wine with some dude, right, that's a

1007
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: pretty realistic. And then you're like, nothing happened? And then

1008
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: your dogs like, hey man, can I talk to you

1009
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: for saying something did happen? Wouldn't you be glad you

1010
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: know the language of your dog? Oh? Yeah? In that one, instant,

1011
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: I would. That's why give me language to speak to animals.

1012
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: Speaking of dogs, Hey, coaches, I'm an employee at home

1013
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 1: depot and I see dogs with their owners all the time,

1014
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: and I don't get it. I'm a dog owner and

1015
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: long I'm a dog owner and love dogs. Just bringing

1016
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: them to the store, but bringing them to the store,

1017
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: I don't get it, especially older people bringing them and

1018
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: they have a cane and can barely walk themselves, or

1019
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: they bring the dog with them and it's raining, bringing

1020
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 1: what the dog dog dogs dogs dogs when it's raining.

1021
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: Why I don't get it. I understand Morgan numbers two point,

1022
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: but come on, I have seen dog crap in the

1023
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: store plenty of times and know the owner did not

1024
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: clean it. I've also seen people with iguanas, so I

1025
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: agree with LB. I don't get it. You're slurring your speech.

1026
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: What what's name? Don't please don't use my name in

1027
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay, but whoever this person is, just take

1028
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: lunchbox to a rubid dude? How do you know what

1029
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: to dude? You a read with every one of my points, Guys,

1030
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 1: I agreed with you. You wanna know why I slur

1031
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: my words a little bit? Because I try to read

1032
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: you so fast? Are you know? I try to read

1033
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,439
Speaker 1: him so fast because I know you guys are gonna

1034
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: interrupt me before I get to the end. So I

1035
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: tried to read the fast coach. You slur like I

1036
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: have a great day. Female fan in Texas. Oh all right,

1037
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: next time, send me a pick. Take all right, guys,

1038
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: let's go home. Are we ending with the gunshot? No? Ready? Thanks? Everyone?

1039
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: I said, no, you get an idiot. I'm a UFC

1040
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: fighter coach. Can you imagine? I said that? Crap? I'm

1041
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: glad I did that on the little show so I

1042
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: could see. I was gonna prep that for the big show.

1043
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: What you're UFC fighter? But I was gonna try and

1044
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: use it in the bar. You're gonna get audio, be tough.

1045
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: I actually get beat up trying to get audio. Lunch

1046
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: box on got beat up a while back and trying

1047
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: to get audio. That car that was driving around, Oh man,

1048
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing, but that guy got

1049
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: out of the freaking cars or chasing. What was the

1050
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: bit I don't even know I was with you? Was it? Yeah,

1051
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: we're doing superhero stuff? Right? Was that when you wereddressed

1052
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: as Superman? What were you? Right? I was Superman? What

1053
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: were you? I don't know, coach. He was doing something

1054
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: where these cars are driving into the roundabout and then

1055
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: the guy came out of his car and the guy

1056
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: goes you pointing at me, mother and right and lunch

1057
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: box like, oh whatever, no big deal. He thought he

1058
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: kept driving off, but no, the guy pulled his car over,

1059
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: got out of the car, gott in lunch boxes face.

1060
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: You're not getting my face. We ran bits become too

1061
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: really there one there one, no, damn, there was no

1062
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: damn sitting around. Let me get into my face. I

1063
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: ran that. I ran, dude, I ran. There were no

1064
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 1: damn well I was gonna sit around and watch. I

1065
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: mean like, no, he didn't get my face because I

1066
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: wasn't around to find out, Like, what the hell I mean,

1067
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: I didn't. It was just a funny little bit. All

1068
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 1: we do is wave at him or something and he's

1069
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: freaking pulled over, like, well you want a piece of me? Mother? No,

1070
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: it was wave man, I'll wave. Don't run it. I

1071
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: mean I ran, all right, you ran to yeah? Yeah, alright,

1072
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: got the audio bit a board, Yeah in the bit

1073
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: bit's over. Bit's over. Let's go. Oh Oh my gosh,

1074
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: he's running off next to the naked whip round statues.

1075
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: He jumps over the hedges, down the hedges, the right,

1076
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: my pack right now, and tell you what I got that?

1077
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah you have a pack? Yeah you're ready? Yeah? What

1078
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: is that? This dude has every tab opened up in baseball?

1079
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Here we go, over my pack,

1080
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: Here we go. I don't stop until I break a sweat,

1081
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: reveal the plan. I keep tripping. Hit him with this.

1082
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: He's got three cards in there because I know him.

1083
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: Blessed first, put up like a billy. Hit the neck. Oh, murray,

1084
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: that's a good dump every day. Oh number six thousands.

1085
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: I got two of those sweat sweat stand seat common.

1086
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: It's a common card. You're looking for the rears? Right?

1087
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: All right? Two more goming. How much do you pay

1088
00:58:52,240 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: for this packet sweat sweat? Another comment report? All right here, coach,

1089
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: he's the mic. Now make my money back. I'll be

1090
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: able to sell them. Okay, everyone, have a great weekend. Man.

1091
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: What do you guys doing this weekend? Oh Eddie, I'm

1092
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: coming to your kids baseball game tonight. Yeah, Y's gonna

1093
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: be there too. Where are you coming? I got a

1094
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: busy weekend. I'm gonna have to miss that one. Okay, right,

1095
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: I'll have the white Claws there. Come on, Coachy, we

1096
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: can bring the cooler if you want. I don't even

1097
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: know what we are doing. I think, h hey, seriously,

1098
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: have you come. I will bring a cooler full of

1099
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: white claus. Okay, Coach, I'm not drinking at your kid's base.

1100
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 1: Parents do all the time. Coaches put it in a YETI.

1101
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: I tell you, they all walking with their little YETI.

1102
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: How are you here? Is this coach? The old YETI.

1103
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: Whenever somebody's got a yetti and they're not next to

1104
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: a beach or a pool, means they're drinking. Coach, guess what,

1105
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: there's a two o'clock a game in the afternoon. Coach,

1106
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: there ain't no yetti's. You show me a seven o'clock game.

1107
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: Everyone's got to yetti. You're telling me they're in a

1108
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: little bit. Listen my cousin about my age. He showed

1109
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: up to Grand Patty's funeral at two pm. A yetie. Okay,

1110
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: we know he's not drinking a coffee at two pm.

1111
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: He's got a little pick me up in that little

1112
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a long weekend. It's gonna be a

1113
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: fun weeks from My boys are coming to town. Derreck,

1114
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: Greg and Jacob now forcing coming. We're all going as Okay,

1115
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: you're still friends. We're just going to the Nashville sc

1116
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: Austin FC game this weekend. So you get a hook

1117
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: up there? Do you you pay tickets every time? I'm

1118
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: a paying customer. I'm a season ticket holder. Is that right?

1119
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: You're lucky? You're not playing Atlanta at landed beat that ass? What? What?

1120
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: What the hell? Isn't it Lanta the best team the Galaxy? No? What? No, Nashville,

1121
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: Now they're not the best team. I don't who's the best?

1122
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: Who won it last year? I forgot who won it

1123
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: last I don't think they did. Alright, let's go home.

1124
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna be drinking and stuff. So this

1125
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: weekend is gonna be a fun weekend. We'll hit up

1126
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: some sort of loss nation people to join you, guys,

1127
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know where are gonna be back

1128
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: block boxes only open on the weekdays. Garrett chugged this

1129
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 1: white claw. Last person to finish takes your pants off.

1130
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: All right, now you go run around the block. Go go,

1131
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: go go, don't get arrested. All right. Let's all right,

1132
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: Garretts running around the like okay, like a noodle. Alright,