Speaker 1: Five brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. There
Speaker 1: are a lot of careers out there that women find attractive. Firefighter, proctologist,
Speaker 1: who can forget the sexiest career of all? A carney
Speaker 1: at your local fairy. Carneys are always sexy. Ladies get
Speaker 1: so fired up when they see a Fair employee. And
Speaker 1: that's who we have on the phone today. Daniel is
Speaker 1: a carney. I guess how are you doing, Daniel? I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good man. How are you guys? Not too bad?
Speaker 1: So your email says that you work at a fair
Speaker 1: and that's where you met the girl you want to
Speaker 1: call today. Yeah, I'm kind of like in between jobs.
Speaker 1: My buddy got me a job at fair. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: try to downplay that job. That is a career, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're a career Fair employee, and tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Our name is Alexis, Alexis and how did you meet her?
Speaker 1: I met her actually at the fair that I was
Speaker 1: working at and the bumper cars. Were you shocked to
Speaker 1: meet somebody that you were attracted to? Because anytime I'm
Speaker 1: at the fair, I don't see a lot of good
Speaker 1: pickings out there. Yeah, I mean generally, especially in like
Speaker 1: kind of a bumper car area. Most of the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we never really get like, you know, adults. But yeah,
Speaker 1: her and her friend wanted to ride and they were
Speaker 1: kind of amongst the kids. Okay, were you instantly attracted
Speaker 1: to her? Yeah? I was definitely attracted to her when
Speaker 1: she got on the ride. How'd you make your first move?
Speaker 1: So basically, like her and her friend started running these
Speaker 1: bumper cars, and of course they're like amongst like a
Speaker 1: bunch of like kids, like freaking nine and ten year olds,
Speaker 1: and some of the kids were getting really aggressive with
Speaker 1: them and like bumping into them and like they were
Speaker 1: just trying to have fun. But these kids were like
Speaker 1: obviously like on a mis ship to just like kill
Speaker 1: the adults that were there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I had to run out there and I was telling
Speaker 1: the kids, like, you guys have to stop, you have
Speaker 1: to stop. One of the kids got like all in
Speaker 1: my face and I banned him from the ride. Wow,
Speaker 1: so you almost fought, like got twelve year old in
Speaker 1: her honor pretty much. Yeah. I was about to get
Speaker 1: to that point. I mean I didn't want to lose
Speaker 1: my job, but he actually thanked me afterwards and we
Speaker 1: got to talking and I was kind of like, my
Speaker 1: shift's about to be over, and her and I just
Speaker 1: ended up walking around the fair for a little while,
Speaker 1: and you know, obviously doing the games and stuff. Obviously
Speaker 1: I got the discount, so nice wowed her with your
Speaker 1: employee discount. Uh. So, how was it, I mean, did
Speaker 1: you guys click? Yeah, we definitely clicked. It was a
Speaker 1: great conversation. She's really nice. For both from the same town,
Speaker 1: it's like a really small town, and yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I just felt like we just definitely vibed and that
Speaker 1: was the date, right you guys walking around the fair? No, Actually,
Speaker 1: we had a great time and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, I've got some pizza and some beer at
Speaker 1: my place, and I asked her if she wanted to
Speaker 1: come over, and she was totally down. Nice. So, how
Speaker 1: did it go back at your place? More bumper cars? Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was pretty funny. Thanks. So, I mean, was it
Speaker 1: action packed the back of your place? I mean, did
Speaker 1: you guys just hang out for a little while or
Speaker 1: did you guys make out anything like that? We just
Speaker 1: kind of kicked it back in my place, like I said,
Speaker 1: you know, we were just kind of drinking and just
Speaker 1: kind of chilling talking, great conversation. Okay, cool, So no
Speaker 1: makeout session at your house? Then, no, no makeout session,
Speaker 1: just a nice little hug session, because that's a hug session.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, yeah, like a long session of hugging,
Speaker 1: or it was just a normal hug and that's all
Speaker 1: you got. It wasn't name of a session. It was
Speaker 1: just a small hug. So why do you think she's
Speaker 1: not getting back to you. I don't know, but if
Speaker 1: I had to speculate at my house, you know, obviously,
Speaker 1: like I did not plan on having a girl there
Speaker 1: that night, so it was just a little bit messy.
Speaker 1: That may be one thing. Also on my kitchen counter,
Speaker 1: like right when you walk in the door, I have
Speaker 1: like four or five parking tickets since working at the
Speaker 1: fair because we have to park in like a weird spot.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if maybe she saw those and
Speaker 1: maybe kind of like thought like I'm not a responsible
Speaker 1: human being, combined with the messiness, and then the job
Speaker 1: obviously is not the most attractive of careers. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I don't know. These are just guesses. I have no
Speaker 1: idea did she comment about any of the messiness or
Speaker 1: the parking tickets or make fun of you or anything
Speaker 1: not with her words, so I can see with her eyes,
Speaker 1: you know, she was just kind of like looking around,
Speaker 1: you know, but like it did really like seem like
Speaker 1: a big deal to her. But again, this could be
Speaker 1: just me making things up in my own head. And
Speaker 1: how many times do you try to get ahold of her?
Speaker 1: Since you guys hung out? I mean, I sent her
Speaker 1: like a couple of texts, and then I tried the
Speaker 1: power move. I tried to call her. She didn't answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, hang on it five looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date update if you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: second date update. Daniel is on the phone and he
Speaker 1: wants to call a girl named Alexis. They actually met
Speaker 1: at the fair because Daniel works at the fair. She
Speaker 1: was in the bumper cars and she was apparently being
Speaker 1: harassed by kids in there who are trying to kill
Speaker 1: her with the bumper cars, and he went in kicked
Speaker 1: a few of them out, ended up hanging around at
Speaker 1: the fair all day together and then went back to
Speaker 1: his place. I think maybe the reason she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back, Daniel, is because when you guys were at
Speaker 1: the fair, you probably went into the House of mirrors
Speaker 1: and something looked larger than it actually was, and then
Speaker 1: when you got back to your place, she found out
Speaker 1: the truth. That's what I'm guessing. Nah, I doubt it.
Speaker 1: They shared a small hug. She didn't see anything about
Speaker 1: what was in the mirrors. Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: her deal was, but it definitely didn't have anything to
Speaker 1: do with any mirrors or any illusions. It's making things
Speaker 1: look larger than they really are. Well, I'm about to
Speaker 1: call her right now. Any last words before we do. No,
Speaker 1: I just hope everything works out. If it was. I mean,
Speaker 1: you were kind of like guessing that maybe it was
Speaker 1: a couple of red flags, like your messy apartment and
Speaker 1: the fact that you work at the fair. Do you
Speaker 1: still want to go out with her if that's a case,
Speaker 1: because it seems kind of judgy. I mean, I'd like
Speaker 1: to go out her again. I mean, if i'd got
Speaker 1: somebody at the fair who was working there, I probably
Speaker 1: judge them too. Right. All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar
Speaker 1: phone him right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Alexis please? This is Alexis. How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewbill in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm okay. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling
Speaker 1: you today because we actually got an email about you
Speaker 1: from somebody that listens to the show. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: second we do call the second date update. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: then end up not calling them back after, they can
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out what went wrong. So how can you help me?
Speaker 1: You can help me by telling me why you're not
Speaker 1: calling Daniel back. I don't know how many Daniels you've
Speaker 1: been out with lately, but I'm talking about one specific
Speaker 1: Daniel who works at the fair. Oh yeah, that Daniel. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: it just didn't work. We weren't vibeing. You know. Really
Speaker 1: that seems pretty simple, yep, according to him, you were. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, like things are great at the fair and
Speaker 1: it's kind of dorky to work at the fair, but
Speaker 1: I get it, Like times are hard, you gotta take
Speaker 1: the jobs you can take, and like it was just
Speaker 1: like when we went back to his place, it was
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, really small, I'm like, super messy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did tell us he thought maybe you were turned
Speaker 1: off because his place is messy. He said he also
Speaker 1: wasn't planning on having somebody over. So yeah, but the
Speaker 1: crazy thing is like it was so messy and it's
Speaker 1: so small, but there's like barely any furniture there. What's there?
Speaker 1: There's a reclining chair, a little like card table, and
Speaker 1: and he has a TV. There's not enough furniture for you.
Speaker 1: I mean I get it. Like walking into a guy's
Speaker 1: house when it's super sparse and there's basically cardboard boxes
Speaker 1: as end tables is sometimes like, ah, man, this is
Speaker 1: a project. Is that what it felt like? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: you know, at first I was like, oh, maybe like
Speaker 1: he's in transition, you know, new job or temporary job.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is a new place. But he's lived there
Speaker 1: for over a year. Yeah. So basically you walked into
Speaker 1: his house and his house is what turned you off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we're not like in college anymore, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's not like a barren house where
Speaker 1: we drink beer and have pizzas like you know, but
Speaker 1: isn't that what he invited you over to do pizza?
Speaker 1: It wasn't, Jessa. There's just something really weird, Like there's
Speaker 1: this one really weird thing about him. What do you
Speaker 1: tell us what it is? So I noticed amongst his
Speaker 1: you know, his chair, his table, and his teet back
Speaker 1: in the quarter there was a dog bed a dog beg.
Speaker 1: You know, you would think he has a dog, but
Speaker 1: that is in fact his bed. What whateps? A dog bed?
Speaker 1: Dog bed? Are you sure? Why do you why? I mean,
Speaker 1: were you making that asumption or did he tell you that? No?
Speaker 1: I asked. I was like, oh gosh, do you have
Speaker 1: a dog? And un jogs and he was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: that's my bed. And I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1: And he went over and he laid down in it
Speaker 1: and he's like join me. It's so nice and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, like whatever. They're like, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: tried the dog bed, still being like maybe this is
Speaker 1: a joke, and then he was like dead serious. This
Speaker 1: is his bed. It's like the best sleep he's ever had.
Speaker 1: It's not worth investing in a mattress, Like, didn't he
Speaker 1: actually proud of He's proud of sleeping in a dog bed. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess he's not proud enough to tell you guys that.
Speaker 1: Well I was there. I just pictured him like walking
Speaker 1: around in circles before he finally laid down. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god, what did you say
Speaker 1: to him? Once I realized this was like a real thing,
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta get out of here. He's
Speaker 1: this is like, you know, like serial killer kind of weird.
Speaker 1: And the worst part was he definitely has those like
Speaker 1: sad puppy dog eyes. When I was like gotta go,
Speaker 1: and he was just like those sad eyes, gave him
Speaker 1: this weird quick and then was like bye, which to
Speaker 1: me I thought was very clear that's not working. I'm out.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you went on a date with a
Speaker 1: carney that sleeps in the dog bed. Wow, that sounds
Speaker 1: even weirder when you put it like that. Well, guess what,
Speaker 1: alexis It's gonna get a little bit weirder still because
Speaker 1: Daniel is actually on the other line and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Ye oh, hey, is this really happening
Speaker 1: right now? Is this one of those like game shows?
Speaker 1: Have I been like punket or something? Oh, first of all,
Speaker 1: like you didn't mention you were upset about my bed,
Speaker 1: and I'm legit and like wondering why, like you would
Speaker 1: think that's a weird thing. What I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: it could kind of come off. It's just a little
Speaker 1: bit weird, but like until you actually try it out,
Speaker 1: I'm legitimately confused on how you don't think this is
Speaker 1: a weird thing. Well, I mean, is it normal for
Speaker 1: people to sleep on mattresses? Yeah? Yeah, I think so. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that how like people have always slept Have they
Speaker 1: always slept on mattresses? Really, it's just something keeping you
Speaker 1: off the ground. But don't don't be a sheep bull
Speaker 1: and given to mattresses. Is that what you're trying to say. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you, guys, I've tried human beds
Speaker 1: in the past, and they're not as good. Dog beds
Speaker 1: are very simple, they're smaller. I guess it would be
Speaker 1: easy to move around if you're moving. No, but for real, like,
Speaker 1: are you just having some serious I mean, we get
Speaker 1: it if you're having some serious financial issues and you
Speaker 1: can't afford a bed, Like wow, it's it's nothing like that.
Speaker 1: I had a dog in the past, and I bought
Speaker 1: my dog a dog bed, and he was not interested
Speaker 1: in it at all, Like he didn't sleep in it.
Speaker 1: And one day I was just chilling around the apartment
Speaker 1: and I just tried to take a nap in it,
Speaker 1: and I had a really deep sleep. It was like
Speaker 1: an amazing nap. And then I just tried sleeping in
Speaker 1: it at night, and then it just like really worked out,
Speaker 1: like I've never slept better. Oh, so you just love
Speaker 1: sleeping in your dog bed? Yeah, Like I said, it's
Speaker 1: just like a regular bed that happens to be made
Speaker 1: for dogs. No woman is gonna come back, I mean, Daniel,
Speaker 1: what happens if like you had a long term girlfriend
Speaker 1: who moved in, you obviously wouldn't fit on a dog bed.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw this out there. They do have
Speaker 1: like bigger dog beds, like masses and like larger dogs. Wait,
Speaker 1: how big are you sleeping on right now? If you're
Speaker 1: not already on a massiff dog bed, it's just like
Speaker 1: a regular bed for like kind of like medium sized
Speaker 1: dog like just got to get curled up, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It forces you to get like curled up in like
Speaker 1: a really nice position and Alexis, I don't even know
Speaker 1: why you're trying to act like this right now on
Speaker 1: the radio when you clearly laid down in the bed
Speaker 1: and you thought it was comfortable yourself, you know, and
Speaker 1: you're trying to act on the radio now like you
Speaker 1: know this is a deal breaker for you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to get murdered. You know. Iody's
Speaker 1: gonna murder you. It's you're just being stupid. Was it
Speaker 1: comfortable or not? Be honest, absolutely not. It's like an
Speaker 1: inch of film. I want a big bed, like give
Speaker 1: me that Californy a king, so I had my own
Speaker 1: space even when someone else is there, like you're out
Speaker 1: of your mind, man. Not how she was at the apartment,
Speaker 1: she was not acting this way. I'm with her, dude.
Speaker 1: If I went back to a dude's house and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: come join me on the dog bed, I would also
Speaker 1: immediately flash on some sort of serial killer instinct. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I would be as nice as I
Speaker 1: can until I got out of there. I don't think
Speaker 1: you guys are worth the times, like I think they
Speaker 1: need to try their things out, and like you guys
Speaker 1: given me for sleeping on a dog bed. I think
Speaker 1: that dog beds are it's like a devolving thing, not
Speaker 1: an evolving thing. Well, whatever you guys think. But at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, you know, like I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: really nice, Like I think it's a great sleep and
Speaker 1: I think it's fun for you to judge me for this.
Speaker 1: I honestly think you should have given me another shot. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that this should be a deal breaker,
Speaker 1: like because you know, I definitely am ready to be
Speaker 1: in a relationship with you, and like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I mean, judging by his sleeping, he'll be really loyal. Alexis,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Daniel on a
Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for it, absolutely not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think footons are wrong after the age of twenty five.
Speaker 1: I think you answer too quickly and like you're not
Speaker 1: hearing me out. I'm okay with getting a regular bed
Speaker 1: and just putting my dog bed next to it. So
Speaker 1: there you go, Alexis, compromise, if you guys were to
Speaker 1: continue to date for a long time, you could get
Speaker 1: an actual bed. He'll just put his dog your bed
Speaker 1: on the side that he sleeps on. We just went
Speaker 1: on one date and you're already playing to put your
Speaker 1: weird dogbed onto my bed, like that's not gonna happen,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever, you're not gonna happen. You know where
Speaker 1: to Just go find somebody else at the fair. I
Speaker 1: don't really need you, all right. I'm perfectly comfortable and
Speaker 1: happy in my own life and I don't need this judgment. Well, Alexis,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Daniel, I'm sorry, no second date.
Speaker 1: That's all good, Yeah, it's all good. Trust me, dude.
Speaker 1: There is some woman out there who wants a guy
Speaker 1: who works at the carnival and sleeps in a dog
Speaker 1: bed working at the carnival much longer. Guys, Okay, you're
Speaker 1: not giving up the dog bed, right, I mean now,
Speaker 1: I don't see it in the near future if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest. All right, Well, there's there's gotta be a
Speaker 1: woman who wants a dude with a nice dog bed
Speaker 1: that you can lay next to you. All right. If
Speaker 1: there's anybody listening and they want to get ahold of me,
Speaker 1: reach out to the radio station. Guys, please give him
Speaker 1: my number. Sure, yeah, we'll go from there. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll get we'll get you laid in that dog bed
Speaker 1: soon enough, broken jewel in the morning