WEBVTT -  2nd Date Update PODCAST: Carnival Guy

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<v Speaker 1>Five brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot of careers out there that women find attractive. Firefighter, proctologist,

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<v Speaker 1>who can forget the sexiest career of all? A carney

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<v Speaker 1>at your local fairy. Carneys are always sexy. Ladies get

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<v Speaker 1>so fired up when they see a Fair employee. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's who we have on the phone today. Daniel is

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<v Speaker 1>a carney. I guess how are you doing, Daniel? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good man. How are you guys? Not too bad?

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<v Speaker 1>So your email says that you work at a fair

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<v Speaker 1>and that's where you met the girl you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call today. Yeah, I'm kind of like in between jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy got me a job at fair. Okay, don't

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<v Speaker 1>try to downplay that job. That is a career, all right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're a career Fair employee, and tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you want to call today. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Our name is Alexis, Alexis and how did you meet her?

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<v Speaker 1>I met her actually at the fair that I was

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<v Speaker 1>working at and the bumper cars. Were you shocked to

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<v Speaker 1>meet somebody that you were attracted to? Because anytime I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair, I don't see a lot of good

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<v Speaker 1>pickings out there. Yeah, I mean generally, especially in like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a bumper car area. Most of the kids. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we never really get like, you know, adults. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>her and her friend wanted to ride and they were

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<v Speaker 1>kind of amongst the kids. Okay, were you instantly attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to her? Yeah? I was definitely attracted to her when

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<v Speaker 1>she got on the ride. How'd you make your first move?

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, like her and her friend started running these

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<v Speaker 1>bumper cars, and of course they're like amongst like a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of like kids, like freaking nine and ten year olds,

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<v Speaker 1>and some of the kids were getting really aggressive with

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<v Speaker 1>them and like bumping into them and like they were

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to have fun. But these kids were like

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<v Speaker 1>obviously like on a mis ship to just like kill

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<v Speaker 1>the adults that were there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I had to run out there and I was telling

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<v Speaker 1>the kids, like, you guys have to stop, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to stop. One of the kids got like all in

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<v Speaker 1>my face and I banned him from the ride. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>so you almost fought, like got twelve year old in

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<v Speaker 1>her honor pretty much. Yeah. I was about to get

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<v Speaker 1>to that point. I mean I didn't want to lose

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<v Speaker 1>my job, but he actually thanked me afterwards and we

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<v Speaker 1>got to talking and I was kind of like, my

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<v Speaker 1>shift's about to be over, and her and I just

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<v Speaker 1>ended up walking around the fair for a little while,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, obviously doing the games and stuff. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>I got the discount, so nice wowed her with your

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<v Speaker 1>employee discount. Uh. So, how was it, I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys click? Yeah, we definitely clicked. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>great conversation. She's really nice. For both from the same town,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a really small town, and yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt like we just definitely vibed and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the date, right you guys walking around the fair? No, Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a great time and I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I've got some pizza and some beer at

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<v Speaker 1>my place, and I asked her if she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>come over, and she was totally down. Nice. So, how

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<v Speaker 1>did it go back at your place? More bumper cars? Yes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty funny. Thanks. So, I mean, was it

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<v Speaker 1>action packed the back of your place? I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys just hang out for a little while or

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys make out anything like that? We just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kicked it back in my place, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we were just kind of drinking and just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of chilling talking, great conversation. Okay, cool, So no

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<v Speaker 1>makeout session at your house? Then, no, no makeout session,

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<v Speaker 1>just a nice little hug session, because that's a hug session.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like yeah, yeah, like a long session of hugging,

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<v Speaker 1>or it was just a normal hug and that's all

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<v Speaker 1>you got. It wasn't name of a session. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a small hug. So why do you think she's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to you. I don't know, but if

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<v Speaker 1>I had to speculate at my house, you know, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>like I did not plan on having a girl there

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<v Speaker 1>that night, so it was just a little bit messy.

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<v Speaker 1>That may be one thing. Also on my kitchen counter,

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<v Speaker 1>like right when you walk in the door, I have

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<v Speaker 1>like four or five parking tickets since working at the

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<v Speaker 1>fair because we have to park in like a weird spot.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if maybe she saw those and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe kind of like thought like I'm not a responsible

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<v Speaker 1>human being, combined with the messiness, and then the job

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<v Speaker 1>obviously is not the most attractive of careers. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. These are just guesses. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea did she comment about any of the messiness or

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<v Speaker 1>the parking tickets or make fun of you or anything

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<v Speaker 1>not with her words, so I can see with her eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she was just kind of like looking around,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but like it did really like seem like

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal to her. But again, this could be

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<v Speaker 1>just me making things up in my own head. And

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<v Speaker 1>how many times do you try to get ahold of her?

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<v Speaker 1>Since you guys hung out? I mean, I sent her

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple of texts, and then I tried the

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<v Speaker 1>power move. I tried to call her. She didn't answer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well play a song and then come back and call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second date update. All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, hang on it five looking jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update if you're just joining us for today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Daniel is on the phone and he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call a girl named Alexis. They actually met

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair because Daniel works at the fair. She

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<v Speaker 1>was in the bumper cars and she was apparently being

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<v Speaker 1>harassed by kids in there who are trying to kill

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<v Speaker 1>her with the bumper cars, and he went in kicked

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<v Speaker 1>a few of them out, ended up hanging around at

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<v Speaker 1>the fair all day together and then went back to

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<v Speaker 1>his place. I think maybe the reason she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, Daniel, is because when you guys were at

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<v Speaker 1>the fair, you probably went into the House of mirrors

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<v Speaker 1>and something looked larger than it actually was, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when you got back to your place, she found out

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<v Speaker 1>the truth. That's what I'm guessing. Nah, I doubt it.

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<v Speaker 1>They shared a small hug. She didn't see anything about

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<v Speaker 1>what was in the mirrors. Yeah, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>her deal was, but it definitely didn't have anything to

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<v Speaker 1>do with any mirrors or any illusions. It's making things

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<v Speaker 1>look larger than they really are. Well, I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>call her right now. Any last words before we do. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I just hope everything works out. If it was. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you were kind of like guessing that maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of red flags, like your messy apartment and

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you work at the fair. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>still want to go out with her if that's a case,

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<v Speaker 1>because it seems kind of judgy. I mean, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out her again. I mean, if i'd got

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<v Speaker 1>somebody at the fair who was working there, I probably

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<v Speaker 1>judge them too. Right. All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar

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<v Speaker 1>phone him right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Alexis please? This is Alexis. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewbill in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you today because we actually got an email about you

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<v Speaker 1>from somebody that listens to the show. Okay, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>second we do call the second date update. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then end up not calling them back after, they can

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<v Speaker 1>email us to get you on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what went wrong. So how can you help me?

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<v Speaker 1>You can help me by telling me why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling Daniel back. I don't know how many Daniels you've

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<v Speaker 1>been out with lately, but I'm talking about one specific

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel who works at the fair. Oh yeah, that Daniel. Yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it just didn't work. We weren't vibeing. You know. Really

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<v Speaker 1>that seems pretty simple, yep, according to him, you were. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like things are great at the fair and

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of dorky to work at the fair, but

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, Like times are hard, you gotta take

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<v Speaker 1>the jobs you can take, and like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>like when we went back to his place, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I don't know, really small, I'm like, super messy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you did tell us he thought maybe you were turned

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<v Speaker 1>off because his place is messy. He said he also

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't planning on having somebody over. So yeah, but the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy thing is like it was so messy and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so small, but there's like barely any furniture there. What's there?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a reclining chair, a little like card table, and

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<v Speaker 1>and he has a TV. There's not enough furniture for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I get it. Like walking into a guy's

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<v Speaker 1>house when it's super sparse and there's basically cardboard boxes

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<v Speaker 1>as end tables is sometimes like, ah, man, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a project. Is that what it felt like? Yeah? And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, at first I was like, oh, maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>he's in transition, you know, new job or temporary job.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this is a new place. But he's lived there

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<v Speaker 1>for over a year. Yeah. So basically you walked into

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<v Speaker 1>his house and his house is what turned you off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're not like in college anymore, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. It's not like a barren house where

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<v Speaker 1>we drink beer and have pizzas like you know, but

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that what he invited you over to do pizza?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't, Jessa. There's just something really weird, Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>this one really weird thing about him. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>tell us what it is? So I noticed amongst his

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<v Speaker 1>you know, his chair, his table, and his teet back

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<v Speaker 1>in the quarter there was a dog bed a dog beg.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you would think he has a dog, but

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<v Speaker 1>that is in fact his bed. What whateps? A dog bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog bed? Are you sure? Why do you why? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>were you making that asumption or did he tell you that? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked. I was like, oh gosh, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a dog? And un jogs and he was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my bed. And I thought it was a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>And he went over and he laid down in it

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like join me. It's so nice and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay, like whatever. They're like, yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>tried the dog bed, still being like maybe this is

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<v Speaker 1>a joke, and then he was like dead serious. This

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<v Speaker 1>is his bed. It's like the best sleep he's ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not worth investing in a mattress, Like, didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>actually proud of He's proud of sleeping in a dog bed. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he's not proud enough to tell you guys that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I was there. I just pictured him like walking

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<v Speaker 1>around in circles before he finally laid down. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god, what did you say

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Once I realized this was like a real thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I gotta get out of here. He's

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<v Speaker 1>this is like, you know, like serial killer kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And the worst part was he definitely has those like

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<v Speaker 1>sad puppy dog eyes. When I was like gotta go,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was just like those sad eyes, gave him

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<v Speaker 1>this weird quick and then was like bye, which to

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<v Speaker 1>me I thought was very clear that's not working. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe you went on a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>carney that sleeps in the dog bed. Wow, that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>even weirder when you put it like that. Well, guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>alexis It's gonna get a little bit weirder still because

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel is actually on the other line and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Ye oh, hey, is this really happening

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Is this one of those like game shows?

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<v Speaker 1>Have I been like punket or something? Oh, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>like you didn't mention you were upset about my bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm legit and like wondering why, like you would

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a weird thing. What I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it could kind of come off. It's just a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit weird, but like until you actually try it out,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm legitimately confused on how you don't think this is

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<v Speaker 1>a weird thing. Well, I mean, is it normal for

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<v Speaker 1>people to sleep on mattresses? Yeah? Yeah, I think so. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how like people have always slept Have they

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<v Speaker 1>always slept on mattresses? Really, it's just something keeping you

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<v Speaker 1>off the ground. But don't don't be a sheep bull

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<v Speaker 1>and given to mattresses. Is that what you're trying to say. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you, guys, I've tried human beds

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, and they're not as good. Dog beds

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<v Speaker 1>are very simple, they're smaller. I guess it would be

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<v Speaker 1>easy to move around if you're moving. No, but for real, like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you just having some serious I mean, we get

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<v Speaker 1>it if you're having some serious financial issues and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't afford a bed, Like wow, it's it's nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a dog in the past, and I bought

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<v Speaker 1>my dog a dog bed, and he was not interested

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<v Speaker 1>in it at all, Like he didn't sleep in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And one day I was just chilling around the apartment

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<v Speaker 1>and I just tried to take a nap in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had a really deep sleep. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing nap. And then I just tried sleeping in

0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.800
<v Speaker 1>it at night, and then it just like really worked out,

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<v Speaker 1>like I've never slept better. Oh, so you just love

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping in your dog bed? Yeah, Like I said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like a regular bed that happens to be made

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<v Speaker 1>for dogs. No woman is gonna come back, I mean, Daniel,

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<v Speaker 1>what happens if like you had a long term girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>who moved in, you obviously wouldn't fit on a dog bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna throw this out there. They do have

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<v Speaker 1>like bigger dog beds, like masses and like larger dogs. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>how big are you sleeping on right now? If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not already on a massiff dog bed, it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a regular bed for like kind of like medium sized

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<v Speaker 1>dog like just got to get curled up, I guess. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It forces you to get like curled up in like

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice position and Alexis, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>why you're trying to act like this right now on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio when you clearly laid down in the bed

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<v Speaker 1>and you thought it was comfortable yourself, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to act on the radio now like you

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<v Speaker 1>know this is a deal breaker for you. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want to get murdered. You know. Iody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna murder you. It's you're just being stupid. Was it

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable or not? Be honest, absolutely not. It's like an

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<v Speaker 1>inch of film. I want a big bed, like give

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<v Speaker 1>me that Californy a king, so I had my own

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<v Speaker 1>space even when someone else is there, like you're out

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<v Speaker 1>of your mind, man. Not how she was at the apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>she was not acting this way. I'm with her, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>If I went back to a dude's house and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come join me on the dog bed, I would also

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<v Speaker 1>immediately flash on some sort of serial killer instinct. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I would be as nice as I

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<v Speaker 1>can until I got out of there. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are worth the times, like I think they

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<v Speaker 1>need to try their things out, and like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>given me for sleeping on a dog bed. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that dog beds are it's like a devolving thing, not

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<v Speaker 1>an evolving thing. Well, whatever you guys think. But at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day, you know, like I'm sleeping

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<v Speaker 1>really nice, Like I think it's a great sleep and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fun for you to judge me for this.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly think you should have given me another shot. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that this should be a deal breaker,

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<v Speaker 1>like because you know, I definitely am ready to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship with you, and like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I mean, judging by his sleeping, he'll be really loyal. Alexis,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Daniel on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date? We will pay for it, absolutely not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think footons are wrong after the age of twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you answer too quickly and like you're not

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<v Speaker 1>hearing me out. I'm okay with getting a regular bed

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<v Speaker 1>and just putting my dog bed next to it. So

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, Alexis, compromise, if you guys were to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to date for a long time, you could get

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<v Speaker 1>an actual bed. He'll just put his dog your bed

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<v Speaker 1>on the side that he sleeps on. We just went

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<v Speaker 1>on one date and you're already playing to put your

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<v Speaker 1>weird dogbed onto my bed, like that's not gonna happen,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever, you're not gonna happen. You know where

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<v Speaker 1>to Just go find somebody else at the fair. I

0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.800
<v Speaker 1>don't really need you, all right. I'm perfectly comfortable and

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<v Speaker 1>happy in my own life and I don't need this judgment. Well, Alexis,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time. Daniel, I'm sorry, no second date.

0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.920
<v Speaker 1>That's all good, Yeah, it's all good. Trust me, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>There is some woman out there who wants a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who works at the carnival and sleeps in a dog

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<v Speaker 1>bed working at the carnival much longer. Guys, Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not giving up the dog bed, right, I mean now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see it in the near future if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being honest. All right, Well, there's there's gotta be a

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<v Speaker 1>woman who wants a dude with a nice dog bed

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<v Speaker 1>that you can lay next to you. All right. If

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<v Speaker 1>there's anybody listening and they want to get ahold of me,

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to the radio station. Guys, please give him

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<v Speaker 1>my number. Sure, yeah, we'll go from there. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get we'll get you laid in that dog bed

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<v Speaker 1>soon enough, broken jewel in the morning