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Speaker 1: Five brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. There

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Speaker 1: are a lot of careers out there that women find attractive. Firefighter, proctologist,

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Speaker 1: who can forget the sexiest career of all? A carney

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Speaker 1: at your local fairy. Carneys are always sexy. Ladies get

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Speaker 1: so fired up when they see a Fair employee. And

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Speaker 1: that's who we have on the phone today. Daniel is

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Speaker 1: a carney. I guess how are you doing, Daniel? I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty good man. How are you guys? Not too bad?

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Speaker 1: So your email says that you work at a fair

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Speaker 1: and that's where you met the girl you want to

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Speaker 1: call today. Yeah, I'm kind of like in between jobs.

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Speaker 1: My buddy got me a job at fair. Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: try to downplay that job. That is a career, all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're a career Fair employee, and tell us about

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Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today. What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Our name is Alexis, Alexis and how did you meet her?

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Speaker 1: I met her actually at the fair that I was

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Speaker 1: working at and the bumper cars. Were you shocked to

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Speaker 1: meet somebody that you were attracted to? Because anytime I'm

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Speaker 1: at the fair, I don't see a lot of good

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Speaker 1: pickings out there. Yeah, I mean generally, especially in like

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Speaker 1: kind of a bumper car area. Most of the kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we never really get like, you know, adults. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: her and her friend wanted to ride and they were

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Speaker 1: kind of amongst the kids. Okay, were you instantly attracted

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Speaker 1: she got on the ride. How'd you make your first move?

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Speaker 1: So basically, like her and her friend started running these

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Speaker 1: bunch of like kids, like freaking nine and ten year olds,

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Speaker 1: and some of the kids were getting really aggressive with

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Speaker 1: them and like bumping into them and like they were

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Speaker 1: just trying to have fun. But these kids were like

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Speaker 1: obviously like on a mis ship to just like kill

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Speaker 1: the adults that were there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, And so

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Speaker 1: I had to run out there and I was telling

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Speaker 1: my face and I banned him from the ride. Wow,

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Speaker 1: so you almost fought, like got twelve year old in

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Speaker 1: her honor pretty much. Yeah. I was about to get

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Speaker 1: to that point. I mean I didn't want to lose

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Speaker 1: my job, but he actually thanked me afterwards and we

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Speaker 1: got to talking and I was kind of like, my

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Speaker 1: shift's about to be over, and her and I just

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Speaker 1: ended up walking around the fair for a little while,

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Speaker 1: and you know, obviously doing the games and stuff. Obviously

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Speaker 1: I got the discount, so nice wowed her with your

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Speaker 1: employee discount. Uh. So, how was it, I mean, did

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Speaker 1: you guys click? Yeah, we definitely clicked. It was a

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Speaker 1: great conversation. She's really nice. For both from the same town,

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Speaker 1: it's like a really small town, and yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I just felt like we just definitely vibed and that

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Speaker 1: was the date, right you guys walking around the fair? No, Actually,

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Speaker 1: we had a great time and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've got some pizza and some beer at

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Speaker 1: did it go back at your place? More bumper cars? Yes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was pretty funny. Thanks. So, I mean, was it

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Speaker 1: action packed the back of your place? I mean, did

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Speaker 1: you know, we were just kind of drinking and just

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Speaker 1: makeout session at your house? Then, no, no makeout session,

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Speaker 1: just a nice little hug session, because that's a hug session.

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Speaker 1: just a small hug. So why do you think she's

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Speaker 1: not getting back to you. I don't know, but if

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Speaker 1: I had to speculate at my house, you know, obviously,

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Speaker 1: That may be one thing. Also on my kitchen counter,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if maybe she saw those and

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Speaker 1: how many times do you try to get ahold of her?

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Speaker 1: Since you guys hung out? I mean, I sent her

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Speaker 1: Well play a song and then come back and call

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Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, hang on it five looking jubil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Second date update if you're just joining us for today's

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Speaker 1: second date update. Daniel is on the phone and he

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Speaker 1: wants to call a girl named Alexis. They actually met

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Speaker 1: at the fair because Daniel works at the fair. She

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Speaker 1: was in the bumper cars and she was apparently being

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Speaker 1: her with the bumper cars, and he went in kicked

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Speaker 1: his place. I think maybe the reason she's not calling

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Speaker 1: and something looked larger than it actually was, and then

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Speaker 1: when you got back to your place, she found out

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Speaker 1: the truth. That's what I'm guessing. Nah, I doubt it.

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Speaker 1: They shared a small hug. She didn't see anything about

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Speaker 1: I just hope everything works out. If it was. I mean,

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Speaker 1: because it seems kind of judgy. I mean, I'd like

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Speaker 1: phone him right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can

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Speaker 1: I speak to Alexis please? This is Alexis. How are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewbill in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: second we do call the second date update. That's where

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Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and

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Speaker 1: out what went wrong. So how can you help me?

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Speaker 1: You can help me by telling me why you're not

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Speaker 1: calling Daniel back. I don't know how many Daniels you've

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Speaker 1: it just didn't work. We weren't vibeing. You know. Really

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Speaker 1: that seems pretty simple, yep, according to him, you were. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like things are great at the fair and

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is a new place. But he's lived there

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Speaker 1: his house and his house is what turned you off. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we drink beer and have pizzas like you know, but

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Speaker 1: It wasn't, Jessa. There's just something really weird, Like there's

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Speaker 1: tell us what it is? So I noticed amongst his

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Speaker 1: You know, you would think he has a dog, but

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Speaker 1: that is in fact his bed. What whateps? A dog bed?

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Speaker 1: I asked. I was like, oh gosh, do you have

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, like whatever. They're like, yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: It's not worth investing in a mattress, Like, didn't he

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Speaker 1: actually proud of He's proud of sleeping in a dog bed. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess he's not proud enough to tell you guys that.

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Speaker 1: Well I was there. I just pictured him like walking

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god, what did you say

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Speaker 1: to him? Once I realized this was like a real thing,

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Speaker 1: And the worst part was he definitely has those like

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Speaker 1: me I thought was very clear that's not working. I'm out.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe you went on a date with a

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Speaker 1: carney that sleeps in the dog bed. Wow, that sounds

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Speaker 1: even weirder when you put it like that. Well, guess what,

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Speaker 1: alexis It's gonna get a little bit weirder still because

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Speaker 1: Daniel is actually on the other line and wants to

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Speaker 1: and I'm legit and like wondering why, like you would

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Speaker 1: and given to mattresses. Is that what you're trying to say. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you, guys, I've tried human beds

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Speaker 1: easy to move around if you're moving. No, but for real, like,

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Speaker 1: just like a regular bed that happens to be made

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Speaker 1: I just didn't want to get murdered. You know. Iody's

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Speaker 1: comfortable or not? Be honest, absolutely not. It's like an

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Speaker 1: she was not acting this way. I'm with her, dude.

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Speaker 1: If I went back to a dude's house and he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: an evolving thing. Well, whatever you guys think. But at

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Speaker 1: I think it's fun for you to judge me for this.

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Speaker 1: I honestly think you should have given me another shot. Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that this should be a deal breaker,

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Speaker 1: like I mean, judging by his sleeping, he'll be really loyal. Alexis,

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Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Daniel on a

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Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for it, absolutely not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think footons are wrong after the age of twenty five.

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Speaker 1: I think you answer too quickly and like you're not

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Speaker 1: hearing me out. I'm okay with getting a regular bed

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Speaker 1: there you go, Alexis, compromise, if you guys were to

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Speaker 1: weird dogbed onto my bed, like that's not gonna happen,

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Speaker 1: all right, whatever, you're not gonna happen. You know where

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Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Daniel, I'm sorry, no second date.

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Speaker 1: That's all good, Yeah, it's all good. Trust me, dude.

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Speaker 1: There is some woman out there who wants a guy

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Speaker 1: who works at the carnival and sleeps in a dog

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Speaker 1: bed working at the carnival much longer. Guys, Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: not giving up the dog bed, right, I mean now,

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Speaker 1: I don't see it in the near future if I'm

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Speaker 1: that you can lay next to you. All right. If

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Speaker 1: reach out to the radio station. Guys, please give him

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Speaker 1: my number. Sure, yeah, we'll go from there. All right,

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