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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now, Hello, everybody in the universe. You are

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Speaker 1: listening to Stradio Lab, the only podcast that says it's

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Speaker 1: about unpacking straight culture but actually is not. You know

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Speaker 1: we are. There are many podcasts that say they're about that,

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Speaker 1: and what where they where they get it wrong? Is

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Speaker 1: they actually are about that. One of the worst things

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have in this life is followed through. I've

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Speaker 1: always thought this, it's so expected, Like the idea that

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Speaker 1: you're setting a goal and then literally doing that goal

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Speaker 1: is one of the least imaginative things one can do.

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Speaker 1: It's really like where's the flair? Where's the fun? Do

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Speaker 1: you give me? It's like, think of like truly important

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Speaker 1: historical figures like Jesus. Jesus stunt at every step of

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Speaker 1: the way in the Bible. He's doing something unexpected. He

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Speaker 1: does not come set out and it's like listen, I

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Speaker 1: am going to die and then I will come back

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Speaker 1: and and he wouldn't be a star if we knew that,

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Speaker 1: Like there would be no Christianity if if he had

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Speaker 1: been like, this is kind of what I'm going to

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Speaker 1: set out to do. I mean sort of tricks and

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Speaker 1: um stunts and it's going to be interesting to watch.

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you so that you know

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Speaker 1: ahead of time. Do you know what have is? Uh?

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Speaker 1: An introductory paragraph and topic sentences? It's not it's not

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Speaker 1: a basic you know. Uh, it's not a basic format.

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Speaker 1: You have to question the form, you know. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna go into what the Bible doesn't have, but I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what if I'm wrong. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna be like, the Bible doesn't have a table

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Speaker 1: of contents, right? It probably does, right? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We were both raised. Were you raised in any way religious?

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Speaker 1: Only in the most most casual sense, like every once

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Speaker 1: in a while my parents would like try it out again,

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Speaker 1: but never committed. Interesting? Interesting, how about? It was never

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Speaker 1: like oppressive. But I was definitely raised with religion in

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Speaker 1: my life, and like we would go to church and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I have to say I went through like my

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Speaker 1: they're like a really staunch and rude atheist around your

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Speaker 1: to graduate to um not doing that, And so I

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Speaker 1: feel like now I'm like I'm like ready to uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, welcome religion. Back into my life, but with

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Speaker 1: a with a kind of with an ironic flair. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: oh sure, a queer twist, a queer twist. I went

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Speaker 1: to church last Easter, and let me tell you something,

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Speaker 1: at a great time, and then I went somewhere after

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Speaker 1: I had a cocktail. That's I mean, look, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say I want to go to church,

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Speaker 1: but having a routine is nice. Having like sort of

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Speaker 1: a little time to check in that's not like necessarily therapy,

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Speaker 1: but like it's a couple of degrees away. That sounds nice.

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Speaker 1: And also, you know what I've always said since I

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Speaker 1: read about it and then started repeating it, is that

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Speaker 1: religion is actually one of the only forms of like

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Speaker 1: communal um uh you know, activity and congregation we have

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Speaker 1: that is like outside of the laws of capital. Like

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Speaker 1: not going there to like exchange goods in any way.

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Speaker 1: You're literally going to like somewhere that's free to enter,

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Speaker 1: and you are you know, you're having an experience that's

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Speaker 1: not tied to money. Sure, but you know they took

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Speaker 1: have talk about religions we're talking about I wanted to

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Speaker 1: so before we start recording. Um, you did mention um

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Speaker 1: that you are in a mood this week. Well I'll

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Speaker 1: say this, I am, and in fact it's I'm. Actually

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Speaker 1: I surprised myself by even being the least bit um

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Speaker 1: irreverent when we began, because truly I am the most

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Speaker 1: depressed I've been in months. And it is like we

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Speaker 1: don't talk like I have to say, I've been pretty

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Speaker 1: happy over the past few months and and generally, like

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Speaker 1: even when the pandemic was at its worst, I feel

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Speaker 1: I have a I have my I have a show

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Speaker 1: ten minutes. Why are you aping? I think it's this

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Speaker 1: is a funny. I'm not trying to laugh at you.

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Speaker 1: It's a funny um place for a plug. You're because

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Speaker 1: that is what exacerbated it is. I was like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if I describe like my behavior or it sounds psychotic,

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Speaker 1: like I literally today I just started scrolling through the

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Speaker 1: shows other people are doing and like imagining the ways

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Speaker 1: the line like the way I overthought this lineup, the

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Speaker 1: other I've been doing comedy for many years. I talked

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Speaker 1: So something's off and then and the other thing is

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Speaker 1: that usually when I'm in these states, like my instinct

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Speaker 1: I'm very happy that this is giving me that outlet.

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. It's been hard. Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'm I don't know if you know

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Speaker 1: this about me. I'm I'm very much not a therapist.

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Speaker 1: Um uh. In fact, I get a little panicky in conversations,

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Speaker 1: obviously you don't say that when someone says they're in

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Speaker 1: don't say he's in a mood depression. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: would be an a permanent depression. What is your journaling

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Speaker 1: routine right now? And what is your um exercise routine

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Speaker 1: It's just nothing, That's what the issue is. I have.

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Speaker 1: then I just do that every single day. I'm not

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Speaker 1: journaling at all, dance your other questions. I think you

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Speaker 1: sure if you're like you forget, like you're like, am

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Speaker 1: But I think basically where I am where I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I'm considering going to church. There you go.

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Speaker 1: That's um, that's exactly the advantage they're trying to take

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Speaker 1: of you. I know it's true. Maybe I actually am

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Speaker 1: being taken in by Justin Bieber's cult that everyone's in UM.

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Speaker 1: And meanwhile I'm like, maybe it's anti capitalist. Nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: no not queen, you're trying to get you. Should we

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Speaker 1: bringing our guests? I absolutely think we should. Um. She

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Speaker 1: like that bud light is tough. It's something I can't

422
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Speaker 1: yet reclaim. You want to know, like what a big

423
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,479
Speaker 1: part of my personality was in my early college like

424
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: life was not drinking beer. I really thought I was

425
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: that girl. I thought you were going to say, you're

426
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: not drinking at all, So you were a hard a

427
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: girl heart a alcohol. It was like, I like vodka,

428
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: What did you like a punch? No? I like, just

429
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: you know about ka soda? I was drinking. Here's the

430
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: thing I was drinking about katonic. I didn't know better.

431
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it took me a while to learn

432
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: that too, and then I was like oh yeah, and

433
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: it was like, oh it was tasty. Um. But I

434
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: mean also it was like, I not to give away

435
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: my age too much. I really I was doing a cosmo.

436
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: You know. Cosmopolitans were very in right because you were

437
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: coming of age during the Carry Diaries. Yes, yeah, the

438
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: mid eighties. Yeah, yeah, no, the Carry Diers is there.

439
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: I was in the c W. He was making me wow.

440
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: Sam was like, so you're It's like you're a hundred

441
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: and seventy three, didn't you, Danielle. You were reading the

442
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: original Candice Bushnell novels when they were coming out that

443
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: were coming out. They were distributed by a pamphlet by

444
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: like a little little newsboys on the street corner. This

445
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 1: was Biblical times. Was actually one of the first women

446
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 1: to read. I was like, oh, let me look at

447
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: this table of contents and see which I'm chapter. I'm

448
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: going to buy the Campfire tonight. I um, you know,

449
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: I thought I was. I thought I was agreeing with

450
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: George because Carry Diaries. I thought I was like, well, yeah,

451
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: when the Carry Diaries took place right right right. I

452
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking like when the carry I was looking in

453
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: the narrative and you were looking at it from the outside. Guest,

454
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: I think in the eighties people just drink cocaine. So yeah,

455
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: still better than bud Light A great Yeah, And we

456
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: actually need to have an entire episode about bud Light someday,

457
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: I know. Do you feel like there's a lot to

458
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: talk about in that little drink? Yeah? My god, have

459
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: you guys done I p a s before we've done

460
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: craft beer. I think that's enough, which is its own thing. Wait,

461
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: we have more, straight shooter? Do you have? I have

462
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: one more? Okay, Danielle being a self made billionaire or

463
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: being a moderately successful beneficiary of nepotism self made billionaire?

464
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: Please that this one's a trick. Um, Lana del Rey

465
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: or Mom, I'm gay, both very gay? Oh my god.

466
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: Did you see how Pitchfork re rated Born to Die? Yes? Yeah,

467
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's like it's too late for that.

468
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: You just all of a sudden, like you did your damage,

469
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: your anti women. We get it. Also, the most offensive

470
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: part of it was that they were like, it's not

471
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: a six point one it's a seven point to Like

472
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: it's like, wait, if you're not going to give it

473
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: like a really good rating, then don't don't like patronize me, right,

474
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: Lana doesn't need that, she tells Rare, Yeah, she's fine,

475
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: Like she proved that, Like she doesn't need your approval.

476
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: It's beautiful and change. That's part of history. Like we

477
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: can't go back and give the oscar to you know,

478
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: we can't go back and like it's like, yeah, we

479
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: have to live with the kind of the violence of

480
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: the best. Yeah, I know, we have to live with

481
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: giving the oscar to crash. We have to live with

482
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: giving it to La La Land. But in fact, that's

483
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: why I got caught up, because we gave it to

484
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: the In fact, oh, it was like how they yeah

485
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: they like ending that was delicious that I'm thinking about

486
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: that now, I'm like, oh, I want to relive that again.

487
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 1: I know, I know, you know, we don't get moments

488
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: like that as much as we should. Here's what I'll

489
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: say about that moment. You know, that exact moment lad

490
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: to Donald Trump contesting the election. He said that he's

491
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: because of that Lalla Land moonlight snaff foo, I can't

492
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: trust these processes. It's well it you know, listen, trust

493
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: in big institutions was already declining at the time, and

494
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: to have two of the people that I mean, wren

495
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: Baby and Fade done away. I looked to them for

496
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: I would say, political commentary, and to have them come

497
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: out and completely blow it. I mean, I don't know

498
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: what weighs up and what weighs down. That's when I

499
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, we are living in drumps America. Yeah.

500
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this empire really is crumbling and

501
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: I have to be here for it. Unfortunately, you got

502
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: front row seats, baby, Yeah, just like Busy Phillips during

503
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: that ceremony. Damn memory vibes. Wow, that's crazy. Why was

504
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: she there? Because Danielle She's always Michelle Williams's guest, because

505
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: they're yes, because there be ffs, because Dawson's Creek, Oh sure,

506
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: which I love. And the fact that Busy Phillips at

507
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: that point in her career was front row at the

508
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: Oscar in order to watch that happen. Can I change

509
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: my mind? You know, I'm like, is that a form

510
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: of nepotism? Best friend? Sure? Sure, It's kind of a

511
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: queer form of nepotism, like becoming best friends with um Busy.

512
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: If you're listening now, please don't take offense Busy as

513
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: a huge she emails us every week. Um do we

514
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: like her? Like sometimes I feel like she's everybody's quote

515
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: unquote best friend, and it's like sometimes I feel like

516
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm just supposed to like sort of believe it in

517
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: a way that's like, well, I haven't actually like felt

518
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: the love yet, Like, yeah, I actually want to ask

519
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: Danielle about this. So Danielle, I kind of want to know,

520
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: like what is your opinion of and maybe even ranking

521
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: of kind of best what I am now coining best

522
00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: friend girls and this includes Busy Phillips, Chrissie Teagan. Um,

523
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: like at one point Jennifer Lawrence girls that are your

524
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: best friend, the bestie, the bestie girl vibe. Um, yeah,

525
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: I think it's I don't you see right through it?

526
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean we got it with Jennifer Lawrence.

527
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: It was like we got it. You're hot right now,

528
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: you're campaigning, you want Oscars, you want awards. I got it.

529
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan, I still to this day don't get it.

530
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: People are like she's like fine on Twitter, but people

531
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: are like when she hosted that show Bring the Funny

532
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: on NBC and they're like comedian, comeback queen, And it's

533
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: like she's fine. On Twitter, she has friends, she has

534
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: gay friends who like she sits in a chair and

535
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: tweets and they're like ha ha you know, right, that

536
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: classic gay ha ha. What Christy Teakin's gay friends are like,

537
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: I guess it's like Adam ra Pond. They're just like

538
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: very a less established, like actually skilled people. Oh my god,

539
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: what if? What if? What if Anthony is like what

540
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: if her gay friend, I would not be would not

541
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: surprise me one bit? That would make complete sense? Actually,

542
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't want to be Christie Taken. I

543
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: don't know that you know what I'm saying. That seems

544
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: like a horrible life. You get like like, yeah, your

545
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: house is nice, but like everyone feels strongly about you

546
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: in like one way or the other. Like it's almost

547
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: like a nightmare, and then you feel a compulsion to

548
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: keep feeding into it despite the fact that it's ruining

549
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: your life. When you like logs, I'm logging up Twitter

550
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: and you don't even last a week girl, Yeah check in.

551
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know I'm like, just promises have

552
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 1: like a social media addiction wing. At this point, they should.

553
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: That's a great you're a business mind. Honestly you should

554
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: be a dab dabas. If you'd like to have me,

555
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 1: I feu'd um like to sponsor me. Um. I'm really

556
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: about breaking the barriers of stigma around social media. Used.

557
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: If you're listening, she went to high school with Megan

558
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: Mark and I have the bona fides, I have the credentials,

559
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: you know, so um, so, I feel like we should

560
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: get into our topic. I think you're completely correct, right,

561
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: um No, Danielle, Oh sorry, Sam, go ahead, No, you

562
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: go first. Okay, Well, I was just gonna say, Danielle,

563
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: I would love to hear what the topic is and

564
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: maybe even what made you pick it or why do

565
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: you think it's straight? For sure? So my topic is

566
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory. Reading of the you know there was

567
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: a flare to that, for sure. Honestly, the most flair

568
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory is proba probably ever been given. I

569
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: chose the cheesecake factory. I feel it's very straight because

570
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: it's usually attached to a mall or like in some

571
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: sort of shopping center. Which okay, you think shopping consumer

572
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: and consumerism gay. But malls, I argue, are very straight

573
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: because it's big box stores. Do you know what I mean?

574
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: It's like a girl who likes them all. She's basic,

575
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: she's boring, she's busy. Phillips's best friend. Well, there's a

576
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: certain it's like shopping. Yes, I see what you're saying

577
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: in that, Like it's like how we're going shopping for

578
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: like Christmas, Like do you know what I mean? It's

579
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: like there's it's also like to make it's very like

580
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: pre chewed. Like it's great to go somewhere where everything

581
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: is in one place, whereas it's gay to seek things

582
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: out exactly, Yeah, to drive all over town looking for

583
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: like an artisanal you know, the perfect exactly. I will

584
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: say a gay, a gay that loves them all is

585
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: a powerful evil creature like j Goldstein. Gay loves them

586
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: all exactly, do you know what I'm saying? And he

587
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: will answer for his crimes one of these days. We're

588
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: going to get him on something. Taxes probably, But that hair,

589
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: there's it's there's embellslement written all over it. Yes, I mean, yes,

590
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: I agree that a gay who loves them all but

591
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: there's something dark there. Um, it's very I think it's

592
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: a it's the gay impulse to want to have your

593
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: own kingdom. He wants to be king of them all. Yes,

594
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: he's like, I know where everything is, I know where

595
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: I know when the flash sale is at the gap.

596
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: A mall is where a gay can be a big

597
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: fish in a small pond, to be the manager of

598
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: the gap hug in a small community. Yes, it is.

599
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: It is interesting because I do think, in fact, there

600
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: are two kinds of gay men. The ones who want

601
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: to be a big fish and a small pond are

602
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: the ones who want to who in fact want to

603
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: be a big fish in a big pont. Game man

604
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: definitely want to be big fish. It's just a matter

605
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: of where. Yeah. No, there's no such thing as a

606
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: gay man who wants to be a small fish. And

607
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: if they do, it's like they want to leverage their

608
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: small fishness to appear like they don't even care, and

609
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: that makes them an even bigger fish. Right. Well, if

610
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: they want to be a small fish, it's because they

611
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: actually are orchestrating. They are in charge of so many

612
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: big fish there. They're the fish behind the fish. You

613
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, yes, yes, yeah, okay, so mall so,

614
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: mall right. We have cheesecake factory, very straight. It's big. Um,

615
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: it's tacky. I mean, I don't know the last time

616
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: you guys were inside of cheesecake factory. But we're talking

617
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: foam marble columns, WIRs, foam marble tabletops. Um, really kind

618
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: of nineties sconce while sconces. Do you know what I'm

619
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: talking about? With that metal, that furnished metal, but also

620
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: like um kind of glass object looking Yes, well, everything

621
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: is pretending to be something. It's not like it's all

622
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: trying to be so fancy. Like things are pretending to

623
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: be old. Old things are pretending to be new. Cheap

624
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 1: things are pretending to be expensive. Like you're greeted once

625
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: you enter by a large um wooden um uh, just

626
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: like a desk and it's so big, and it's like

627
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: pretending to be hand crafted and hand carved, and it's

628
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:55,720
Speaker 1: just like the most chintzy plastic just craft world market

629
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: vibes like, okay, the illusion of it's like it's where

630
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: a girl whose favorite store is the mall thinks is fancy, right,

631
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: because that's all she knows. Yeah, it's it's so like

632
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: it is cold a sack. Do you know what I'm saying?

633
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: Suburban cold a sack. We're going to the cheesecake Factory,

634
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: which put on your fancy slides, grab that coach purse.

635
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: See this this speaks to me so much because that,

636
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: like all the growing up, I would like I aspired

637
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: to those those places like I was in like always

638
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: small towns, and to see like the more suburban like

639
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: they felt metropolitan to me. I would be like, that's

640
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: that's the fancy mall. Like I've only eaten a cheesecame

641
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: factory maybe once or twice, and I remember it being

642
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: like this is a special occasion, like treat this with

643
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: Waite and not that, like we would go to restaurants

644
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: that were like in a similar price range sometimes, like

645
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: something about the Cheesecake Factory felt like there's a whole

646
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: pageantry to it where it's like we gotta get you know,

647
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: aunts and uncles and little cousins and as you're seeing

648
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: like just twenty people out of table because we're going out,

649
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: we're making a big night because someone graduated from eighth grade, celebrate,

650
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: And it also feels like the kind of place that

651
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: you would take out. Um, if you were like a

652
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: straight boy, you would take your straight girl on a

653
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: date if you were like thirteen. Do you know what

654
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: I mean? That feels very like first date for straight people.

655
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: I think the main lie, the main lie of the

656
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory is it is basically like it's offering you everything,

657
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: but it's actually nothing like it is. The menu has

658
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: every type of cuisine, it has odds in it, full

659
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: age adds in the menu. That is so straight like

660
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: it is so thick it is while you're at the

661
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory, you care on you can do that now? Wow?

662
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: The yeah, going back to also the space element, like

663
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: having gigantic tables that is like the cornerstone of a

664
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 1: straight restaurant, like knowing like you are catering too families

665
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: first and foremost, like it's about ease of like squeezing

666
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: twelve people around a table. Bathrooms fully accessible. You're going

667
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: to have to these plates are going to be huge

668
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: and they're gonna have everything on it, and we need

669
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: to make space. Bread comes to you first. Your water

670
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: isn't in a glass, it's in a mug, like it

671
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: is opulent, right, you know like this, I mean what

672
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: is happening at the cheesecake factory. There is something I'll say, um,

673
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 1: almost charming about putting the experience, like putting the experience

674
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: in ambiance first before the actual food is um is

675
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: almost in fact Brooklyn. But here's the thing. Food not

676
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: that bad food. Yeah, but that's the thing. The food

677
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: is fine and in that way, like you're saying, it's

678
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: like Brooklyn, Yeah exactly, Okay, is like cheesecake factory is

679
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: is maybe done a little. I mean the opulence and

680
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: the trying to like maybe be more something more than

681
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: you are. It's a little maybe the cheesecake Factory is.

682
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't go so far to say it's

683
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: like questioned, cheese factory is still very straight. But break

684
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: I wearing those like skinny jeans with the lines on them.

685
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking you know exactly? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

686
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: exactly That's what it is. It's like more work went

687
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: into making those pants and they are worse than normal genes.

688
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: M h um. As far as like the food, where

689
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: does it compare to like other like upscale chains, Like

690
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: where is it compared to dare say, macaroney grill? Where

691
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: does it compare olive garden Um and I would honestly

692
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: put p F chains in this realm as well. Yeah. No,

693
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: they're all part of the same echelon. I'm gonna say,

694
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: and I don't. I don't think this is controversial, And

695
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: I think this is this is the correct assessment. Cheese

696
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: Gig Factory is king, It's the gold standard for for that.

697
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: I would agree that if if I were to choose

698
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: among any of those, I would probably choose Cheese get

699
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Factory because and I think again, it's like, I think,

700
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong, but I think, like I said, the

701
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: breadth of the menu, I like, I will find something

702
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: that I like. You will you will undoubtedly they have

703
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: a skinny, licious menu. Speaking to the ladies, to the

704
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: straight forty something women Orange count to any licious menus.

705
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: They have lamburgers. They do. The factory is keeping up

706
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: with the times and the trends. You do not get

707
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: stuck in the early uts. They have glamburgers. They have skinny,

708
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: licious like options. That's what I'm saying. Like they want

709
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 1: to serve like the women of Real Housewives of Orange County.

710
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: Do you think it's gendered female? But also like men.

711
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: I feel like they can hang out in the bar

712
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: and watch sports. I feel good about it. So it's

713
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: so again it's made for a heterosexual paradigm where there

714
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: is a place for the women in a place for

715
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: the men. Very so I like the concept of it

716
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: being more matriarchal the k Factory in that way, it's

717
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: kind of feminist. Yeah, I'm like, is the Cheesecake Factory feminist?

718
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: This is I haven't thought about this. It's a more

719
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: feminized aesthetic than honestly any of the other restaurants we've mentioned. Maybe,

720
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: like I think all of Garden is male. All Garden

721
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: is a man. Yeah, Chang obviously as a man, and

722
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I'd say Magarony Gril is a man too, Macaronny Gril.

723
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's like an older it's a professor. Yeah,

724
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 1: well like it like it's an older Whereas as you said, Danielle,

725
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: Cheesekake Factory is finally representation for a forty year old woman.

726
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: She's not not you know, not not a girl, not

727
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: yet Anna exactly. Yeah, it's it's not carried a stress city.

728
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: It's it's it's sex and City the second movie, the

729
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: second movie, and it's it's specifically it's it's the second movie,

730
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: and it's Samantha getting railed on a jeep by Lawrence

731
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: with my labia. That's right, Lawrence. If you say the

732
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: phrase Lawrence and my labor at a cheesecake factory, fifteen

733
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: women drinking giant cocktails will turn doun and be like,

734
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: I love that part, Yes exactly. I mean they have

735
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: a full They Cheesecake Factory has a full menu of

736
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: of Martini's that rival the abbey that's saying it's yeah,

737
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: you know what, I there, you go. Drinks at those

738
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: places stress me out because I imagine all of them

739
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: are are like these. I'm very simple when it comes

740
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: to like all of them have these liqueurs that are

741
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: literally like bright blue. It's like when you see someone

742
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: making a drink at the Cheesecake Factor, what I imagine

743
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: is them truly taking like three plastic bottles and one

744
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: is bright green, one is bright blue, and one is

745
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: bright pink, and then they're mixing them all together with

746
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: vodka basically, and you know what, the straits drink it up.

747
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 1: They love it. There go glug glug, glug, glug glug.

748
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: This is actually kind of beautiful though, because I feel

749
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: like the stereotype often is that like gays love their sugary,

750
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: stupid drinks, and it's like the cheesecake factory is where

751
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: the straits can go to be gays just for one second,

752
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: for one brief fleeting moment. I guess that's true. Well,

753
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: well here's the thing. I mean the cheesecake factory. The

754
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: portions are giant. The calories a listic calories now, which

755
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: is insane, and so you're like, oh, so this meal

756
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: is like two times my you know, a regular, But

757
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: so it is that that is very straight calories, calories,

758
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: lots of them, very straight. Yeah, lots of calories, a

759
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: straight listing calories, very good. Could go either way, Yeah, yeah,

760
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: I could go either way. But but it is what

761
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: you're saying with early odds culture, which I actually like,

762
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: there's something about that is so warrant, that's so warm

763
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: to me. Like I used to live close to one

764
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: of the last remaining Barnes and Nobles and it was

765
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: just like so calming just to walk by it or

766
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: like go in and browse the books. And that is

767
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: kind of how I feel about the cheesecake factory. She's

768
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: she's lived through it. I'll say. The thing with them

769
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: in terms of gender. I think the name of the

770
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory so perfectly Yin and yang, male and female,

771
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: because cheesecake fem factory. I mean we're talking fords, um,

772
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: we're talking people building cars. You are so correct. I

773
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: was going to bring this up earlier, and I love

774
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: that you brought this up. This is perfect cheesecake. Oh

775
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: oh soft, Oh it's a treat. Oh why not? It's

776
00:48:54,200 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: very like for this yeah, yeah, again that's special occasion,

777
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, this is this is something a treat.

778
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: That's right, it's a treat, but it's also yeah, and

779
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: then the woman and man, it's like it manages to

780
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: appeal to everyone, like cheesecake, What am I a get fag?

781
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: And then it's like no, no no, no, it's a factory.

782
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: And then the world factory. What am I a lesbian?

783
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,959
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, don't worry, it's cheat day queen.

784
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: And then she's you know, and then everyone's happy. And

785
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: I mean also to the servers, the employees, white shirts, ties,

786
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: everyone's wearing a tree. I'm trying to send o there.

787
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: I feel positively or negatively about that. Well, they're yellow

788
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: and ugly and look like they are from their early

789
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: two thousands, So yeah, I know they're ugly. I'm like, okay,

790
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: I love it, you know, I feel like it's also

791
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: it's very cruise ship. Yes, at the point you could

792
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: look up and suddenly you're in the Caribbean. Has that

793
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: Steven Soderberg lighting, you know, it's like all over like

794
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: Oceans eleven cruise ship. Right, that's right, it's Vegas. It's

795
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: cruise ship. Um, it's Disneyland, sorry to all the disney

796
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: it is. But that that like kind of the planned

797
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: fun of it all. Yeah, yes, And it's also the

798
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: kind of thing where like you know when you are

799
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: in a you know, when you see a set like

800
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: a movie or a TV set, where you just know

801
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: that everything is breakable. Like I can imagine someone at

802
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: the end of the day being like, well that was

803
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: another successful day and just taking the entire door out

804
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: of its hinges and being like, well, we're gonna fold

805
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: that and put it Like nothing is made of real materials.

806
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: You can just like crumple a cheesecake factory in your

807
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: hands and waste bask and be like a hold it

808
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: starting end tomorrow with a place like a cheesecake factory.

809
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm often wondering what is their birthday tradition? Does anyone know?

810
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think they sing to you. They

811
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: don't sing. They don't and I and I honestly respect

812
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: them for that because Red Robin they have their own

813
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: version of happy Birthday. That's sort of not Cannon. Um.

814
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: I think you know you know what, Um cold Stone.

815
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: How they have to sing that tip song if you did,

816
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: that's really sad. That's so demeaning. It's the first time

817
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I almost cried. You're like, I'm

818
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: so sorry. I didn't want to, Like, I didn't know

819
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: I was actively participating in Suddenly I'm complicit and literally

820
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: you being like my monkey smashing symbols. God, I would

821
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: never tip if that were I had no idea that

822
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: they had to do it every single time some one tipped. Yeah,

823
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: it's really sad. It's very sad. I do I have

824
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: looked it up. In the cheesecake factory gives you a

825
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: free dessert that says happy Birthday, I believe. Oh they

826
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: write it right like a chocolate syrup on the plate. Yes, yes, wonderful, great,

827
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: perfect this. I just about cheesecake as a dessert. I

828
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: love a cheesecake. You should have the cheesecake factory. Here's

829
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: the thing about cheesecake factory. It is straight, okay, but

830
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: the cheesecake is good, the portions are big, the food

831
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: is fine, and it's not dangerous. No, what do you mean?

832
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: I mean many straight spaces are not saying, oh, you know,

833
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: it's a pretty hate crime free zone. Never heard of,

834
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: like oh it's in the good side of town. Way.

835
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: I meant like, I meant like it's family straight rather

836
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: than like masculinity straight. Okay, Okay, Yeah, I was scared

837
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: for a second. I was like, wait, it doesn't sound

838
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: like when you say it's safe, it almost sounds less safe.

839
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't. Yeah, that was very not well

840
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: word But I think like we're getting to a point

841
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: with like things like you know, chain restaurants that like,

842
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: you know, not even in a loving them in an

843
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: ironic way, but just being like not bad. Do you know,

844
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: Like there's parking at the mall. We're coming from the circle,

845
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: you know, it's like the accessibility and the ease knowing

846
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: that there is going to be something for everyone there.

847
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: It's religion. It's religion. We as twenty somethings and to

848
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: be like, fuck this, we we don't want this. And

849
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: now we're like, well a little comfort could be really

850
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: helpful right now, A little bit of ease and just

851
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: kind of knowing we can get a seat for my

852
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 1: party of twelve. That might be nice, That's what I'm saying.

853
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, then better go to church, because let

854
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: me tell you something. It's better for your soul and

855
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: your body. No, here's what we're all doing. We're going

856
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: to church. Yeah uh. And then afterwards we're all going

857
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: to Bob Evans and we're having ourselves a big old brunch.

858
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what Bob Evans is. What is Bob Evans?

859
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: You don't know what Bob Evans is. We both are like, honey,

860
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: what we lost? Were all going to church so much.

861
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like going to I thought

862
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: one I thought you were all frozen, um, but no,

863
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: you were just you just couldn't believe. I thought every knew.

864
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: We were astounded. We were just like, I don't what

865
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,479
Speaker 1: languages he speaking were like, was he possessed by the devil?

866
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: He spoke about church? And I don't know Bob Bob

867
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Evans is like a large chain. I thought it was everywhere,

868
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: but I guess it is not. What does it have.

869
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: It's like country style breakfast and like they do dinner too,

870
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: but I only I feel like I only went as

871
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: a kid for breakfast. Is it like a biscuits and

872
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: gravy kind of? Oh, it's got a little biscuits and

873
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: gravy kind of. I feel like I would always get

874
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: the French toast. It's like it's like Denny's. That's what

875
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. If okay, if Olive Garden is Denny's,

876
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: then Bob Evans is Macrimony Grille fancy. But it's not fancy.

877
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: It's just a step up from Denny's. So like I'm like,

878
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: so ihop, oh my god, I love Yes, It's like

879
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: I hop up with more of an eye for decor.

880
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: I hope straighter gay, I argue, I hop gay gay

881
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: abbreviation LGB abbreviation I hop is very LGBTQ. Also the

882
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: fact that they exclusively sell like pancakes like carbs dirty secret. Yes,

883
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: very Yes, it's a dirty secret. You feel disgusting, but

884
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: you're but you feel so disgusting that your home. Yeah. Yeah. Also,

885
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: I once allegedly was in the same eyehop as Robin.

886
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: What how did you not start every conversation with that?

887
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: To this day, I don't know if it actually happened.

888
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: We were in an eyehop after going to a music festival,

889
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: so it is likely that she was in the area

890
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't see it. But someone claims they saw

891
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: her going into the bathroom and then coming out of

892
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: the bathroom. But I but I did not turn around

893
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: in times, so I don't know for sure, but there

894
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: was a very good chance I was in the same

895
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: eye hoop as Robin. This is very Danielle's character, but

896
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: I love it for you too. Yeah, maybe maybe it's

897
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: a buddy. It's like we're both just like completely like,

898
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: but you know, we both literally work at eyehop and

899
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: our whole thing is that we have seen so many celebrities.

900
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: I was on the dance floor with Karen O at

901
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: the Echo in l A. Well, Micky Blanco Ones brought

902
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: me up on stage, Oh my god, very early in

903
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: their career, and in fact later I passed them on

904
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: the street and there familiar embrace. You know what, you

905
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 1: know what I do Sometimes it's like really embarrassing act.

906
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: Really I've I've been out in public um with a

907
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: few reality television stars and I have waved at them

908
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: like I knew that and they were my friend. I

909
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: was not hanging out with them. I was just Oh,

910
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: We're out in public on a street and I'm waving

911
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: at them like hey girl, and they're just like oh.

912
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, I thought I knew you, because

913
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: like I know way too much personal information about yeah.

914
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: And it's also like like, yeah, like I've seen you

915
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: at your worst. Oh my god, it happened with um

916
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: a Project Runway contested Like that's dark, Danille. I know,

917
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: I just still really safe here. So thanks for creating this.

918
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: So I love Project Friend. I actually one of the

919
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: first times I came to New York, my server was

920
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: a Project Runway contestant and I had just watched that

921
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: season and I was like, and I was like, the

922
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: Big City, like this is crazy speaks really highly about

923
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: UM what that show does for people. Yeah. I was

924
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: about to say, that's not like a positive story. How

925
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: if you if you told them you recognize how I

926
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: just I'm imagining that server having to deal with people

927
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: who recognize them, and how excited people are to say,

928
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: oh my God, I just saw you. I loved you.

929
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, thanks. The idea that you saw

930
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: your server was the project Runway, and your reaction was

931
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: like concrete jungle and dreams made. Really, we're all the riving.

932
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: You're just breaking people together, you know, liter literati all

933
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: doing it. She also she was the villain of her season.

934
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: She was like and and she was a villain in

935
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: the restaurant because I'm not from the city. I don't

936
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: understand that in city life when someone when you're at

937
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: a like dar I say, hip Mexican restaurant, someone's and

938
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: someone's like, do you want chips and salsa? They're charging

939
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: you for that? It's not free. You thought the chip

940
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: was also were free? Of course I did. I was.

941
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: She was like everywhere every Mexican. He wasn't from New York,

942
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: that's I mean everywhere else. Chips and salsa for right.

943
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: And she was like angels for right. Yeah, she was like,

944
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: you want chips and salsa? And I was like, of course.

945
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: And then I came out and this was a time

946
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: when oh, I was not trying to spend money, and

947
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: I was like, that was nine dollars. That was insane.

948
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: So she was a villain on pat and a villain

949
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: at that lunch. Well, I hope she's had a terrible life.

950
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: Lord Lordy, Lordy Lortie. Um. Well, any final thoughts on

951
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory. Honestly, I think you guys should go.

952
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: You should do a live from the cheesecake factory if

953
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: the US we are looking for, because you haven't been

954
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: in a really long time. And you know, this pandemic

955
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: really took us to system dark places and I know

956
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,479
Speaker 1: we all had to face a lot of things. And

957
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: something that happened to me was that I postmated from

958
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory. No, what did you get going through

959
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: at that time? So it's like, again, not a therapist,

960
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: but what happened? I can't offer you. I can't even

961
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: offer you journaling as as some sort of help or

962
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: comfort or advice. Just what were you going? I don't know,

963
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:53,439
Speaker 1: a national, an international pandemic. My acrilics had grown out

964
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: to a place where they were no longer. I had

965
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: to cut them off. They were done. I wasn't able

966
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: to get they thank you. It's a Matt for those

967
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: you know, I know podcasts. Matt, I would say to

968
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: Royal Blue mat stiletto. But if you can see the

969
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: tips are point loss. Oh oh my god, I do

970
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 1: that now. So that's really really great. So I didn't

971
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: have access to um nail care, you know, wasn't getting blowouts,

972
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: didn't have access to hair care. You did have access

973
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: to the Cheesecake Factory. And I did, And I was like,

974
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: what do I need now? More than anything, I need

975
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: a cheesecake. I need a little bang bang chicken. I

976
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: need um a deep fried um ball of mccaroni and cheese.

977
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh I do know about my god, yes that's what.

978
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: But do you know I think Cheesecake Factory was doing

979
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: that before all the girls. You're absolutely right, You're absolutely

980
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: that was one of the and the like um avocado

981
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: egg rolls, Cheesecake Factory original. I have to say, I'm

982
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: not only convinced, I'm craving Cheesecake Factory. And I have

983
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: not had dinner tonight. Oh my god, I know that

984
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: you're in a place to make some bad choices. I

985
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: am starting tomorrow, you know, I'm starting journaling and waking

986
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: up early. But tonight all beds are off. Last hurraw, yeah,

987
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: one last ra my last night. As a as as

988
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: being a mess. I'm going to get cheesecake factory. Yeah.

989
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: I want to say one more thing, and that is that, Um,

990
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: I pulled up the menu and before even like clicking

991
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: on a certain topic, they proudly proclaim more than two

992
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dishes made fresh from scratch every day.

993
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: This maxim is um you can only get from an

994
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: early odd style restaurant. That is so crazy to be like,

995
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: what's good? And the thing is it's survived. Do you

996
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's not like, oh, there's like

997
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: a resurgence. It like closed for a while. They re

998
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: branded their back Baby because of nostalgia. No, it has persevered.

999
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of um. You know. It just

1000
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: goes to show you can't chase trends. You just have

1001
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: to do what you do and do it well. And

1002
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: is this inspiration for your show next week? You're not

1003
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: gonna ask you. You're not gonna ask your friends what

1004
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: they're doing for their shows. You're gonna look, I guess

1005
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 1: my factory right, yes, and true to you. And I've

1006
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: you know, I've had I've been running my own cheesecake

1007
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 1: factory in the form of my comedy career for quite

1008
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: a few years and you know, sure enough, I'm not

1009
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: as successful as a cheesecake factory, but people do come.

1010
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: And I just have to trust that the and is

1011
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 1: strong enough that that I can just keep churning out

1012
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: those deep fried macaroni balls. The brand is strong, the

1013
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: strong I believe. Well, thank you, UM. Should we do

1014
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: our final seg I think I think we're ready. I mean,

1015
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: this was a really good you know, Daniel, Sometimes we

1016
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: barely get into the topic. This time, I feel like

1017
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: I know everything I need to know about the cheesecake.

1018
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: We really, I know, we we deep dived into the

1019
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory and I just wanted to, you know, let

1020
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: you know that I was more than a girl who

1021
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: went to high school with Meg and Marco. You were

1022
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: more than a girl who went to with Megan Marco.

1023
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: You were a girl who ordered cheesecake factory on Postmates

1024
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. And that's something that Megan Markets can

1025
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: not say and then admitted it on a podcast. Babe,

1026
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: It's out there now, do you know what I mean? Like,

1027
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,479
Speaker 1: my enemies can use this against me, but I don't care.

1028
01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: They fear this podcast is often a tool for blackmail. UM.

1029
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: More often than not. The The podcast itself was a

1030
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: product of blackmail. We don't want to do Um okay.

1031
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: Our final segment is, um, shoutout to danielling me. We

1032
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: give a shout out sort of in the style of

1033
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: Its two thousand one and you're in Times Square at

1034
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: TRL shouting out to your squad back home, but about

1035
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: anything that you enjoy. Um, George, do you have one?

1036
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: I can wing it? I can. I can think of one.

1037
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: Do you want me to yes? Please? Okay, what's up, listeners?

1038
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,439
Speaker 1: I want to give a quick shout at you. That's

1039
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: right till the Swinton. I know we already went through

1040
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: the whole cycle of liking her and then deciding like,

1041
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: oh no, now she's over saturated. Now everyone likes her.

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01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: Now it's like not cold like her anymore. Well, guess what?

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01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: She much like the cheesecake Factory has been bringing it

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01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 1: year after year with no sign of slowing down. I

1045
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: just saw her in The Souvenir Part two, a movie

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01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: that I thought I liked until I read a review

1047
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: in The New Yorker that told me it was actually bad.

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01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:03,919
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. She no one does

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01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 1: it like her in the sense of embodying a character

1050
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: while also only ever being herself. I it's a very

1051
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: special skill to be able to disappear into a character

1052
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: while also at the entire time winking at the camera

1053
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: and saying it's till to and I you know, it's

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01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: something that many people cannot do. And so I just

1055
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: want to say, you know, forget the memes and forget

1056
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 1: that time she was in that glass box for the

1057
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: art exhibit, and forget you know, all the stupid oh

1058
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: you know, gays like Tilda, and just maybe open your

1059
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 1: mind for a single second to realize that sometimes someone

1060
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: is simply a star and we have to recognize that

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01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: without any hint of irony or um or or resentment.

1062
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: That's not even the right word, but you know what

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01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: I mean by who Georgia? I love that. I think

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01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,960
Speaker 1: I forgot about the glass box thing. Yeah, well there

1065
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 1: was just the time when it was you know what

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01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Like she was like being a real

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 1: Marie Marine and brabo about it all. But even I

1068
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: didn't even think it was her fault. I think it

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01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 1: was more of like, I mean, yes, the glass box

1070
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 1: thing is like okay, you can roll your eyes, but

1071
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: like I think it was more like the issue was

1072
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: more with the people who the fans, rather than the artist.

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01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: It was like because everyone suddenly I knew who she

1074
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: was and was like she's so iconic blah blah. So

1075
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: then you're like, wait, is she actually lame? And it's

1076
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: like she's not. I mean her in train Wreck she

1077
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: was so funny, so funny and like truly disappeared and

1078
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: in a way that was like, yeah, she can be normal.

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01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: I love that she had to have face prosthetics. Is

1080
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: that true? I didn't know that. Yeah, to like turn

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01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: into that character. Yeah. Um. She also I recently, not recently,

1082
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: but like during the pandemic, we watched Michael Clayton. It's

1083
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 1: like masterful. Oh I have to watch it. I did

1084
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: on my list. Um okay, um, Sam, are you gonna

1085
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: give a shout out? I'm gonna go, oh, what's up everybody?

1086
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: Um Hey, I'm coming at you today with a completely

1087
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: blank mind. I am completely out of thoughts and I

1088
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: haven't had a thought in years. I would like to

1089
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: give a shout out to the election sticker selfie it.

1090
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,599
Speaker 1: We had an election this very week and people were

1091
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: sort of half posting it and I it made me

1092
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 1: curious because you know, and the Trump era was like,

1093
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: We're voting every single freaking time, and then literally one

1094
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 1: year later people are like, well maybe not every time. Um,

1095
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: And so you have to respect that people get a

1096
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: little bit lazy and human nature is inherently mixed, and

1097
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: that it is kind of good and kind of bad.

1098
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 1: And um, the vaccine no, no, no, the sticker selfie. Um,

1099
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: well baby girls, it is here to stay on the

1100
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,640
Speaker 1: big elections and maybe going away on the more b

1101
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: side ones. Who you know, it's so rare that a

1102
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: shout out like has that level of nuance to give

1103
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: a shout out to the to the kind of complexity

1104
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:14,440
Speaker 1: of human nature. It's almost like goes against the idea

1105
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm coming at you today, raw, um overwhelmed

1106
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:24,759
Speaker 1: and underprepared. No, I mean, first of all same and second,

1107
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: you know, it is interesting. I feel like I voted

1108
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: literally like sixteen times in the last year. Am I crazy? No,

1109
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: you're not. Every day. Look, every day that you tweet

1110
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: you vote, that's that's a slogan. That's a slogan. Every

1111
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: day that you tweet, you vote. Um okay, Danielle, whenever

1112
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 1: you are ready, feel free to take it away. Oh God,

1113
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: what's up, Sam, It's to meille Prez. I'm life here

1114
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 1: at to y'r all, and I just want to give

1115
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: a big shout out to the Kardashian family. Okay we're talking. Cravis, congratulations,

1116
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:05,799
Speaker 1: who get that Dick? Pete Davidson, you're punk rock girl.

1117
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 1: We love it. We see you wearing all black. Yes,

1118
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 1: reject your family and what made you famous. Shout out

1119
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: to Kim Gardashian. Also getting that Dick Davidson again. Pete Davidson,

1120
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:30,480
Speaker 1: you go have dinner in his native hometown of Staten Island.

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01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: You do that, girl? Wow, it goes to show you

1122
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 1: that you can be forty, have that smoking body and

1123
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: still be taking a fairy for a man who lives

1124
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: in a basement. Hashat girl boss, hashat goals and Corney,

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01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:54,720
Speaker 1: I guess her. Chloe, congratulations on your face. Wow that

1126
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:58,679
Speaker 1: was um. I love that you know the journey those

1127
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: It really is kind it crazy. I've just accepted it

1128
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: that the Kardashians are truly going to be like the

1129
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: top of the news all the time. But it is

1130
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,640
Speaker 1: like we don't talk about enough how impressive that truly is.

1131
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 1: It is so impressive who are like two decades almost Yeah,

1132
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 1: and they and they do keep inventing new storylines. I

1133
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: think Chloe's next to have some big thing. As you said,

1134
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 1: the only thing she has is her face. And I

1135
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 1: think she's next to have to make a big decision.

1136
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,880
Speaker 1: And I love I love a big decision. I love

1137
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 1: that we know every time they make a big decision. Yeah,

1138
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:37,679
Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, it's comforting. Again. She's cake factory early

1139
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: two thousands. Vibes are cheesecake factory. Yeah, and they're providing

1140
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 1: a service to US Americans. And I also have been

1141
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 1: doing it right for not right, but they've been doing

1142
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: it consistently for you know. I know there's been some

1143
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 1: but we're we're now with them. They're doing it right.

1144
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 1: You know what it is, They're kind of it's Launadel

1145
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,760
Speaker 1: Ray style. I feel where at first it was like, oh,

1146
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,760
Speaker 1: we hate them, but yet they're popular, and now it's like, no,

1147
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: we accept and loved them. Has reevaluated and giving that

1148
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 1: a saving point too. I really was elated after and

1149
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 1: even still to this day. Sometimes when people try to

1150
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 1: pretend they're smarter than they are, I'm like, calm down, no, no,

1151
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: we don't have to pretend they're like maniacal geniuses, but

1152
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 1: it's you know they're at some point you have no

1153
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 1: choice but to respect it. It's and like I really

1154
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: held off as long as I could. Yeah, the SML monologue,

1155
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean a testament to reading a cute card well

1156
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: and also being and also like not saying no to

1157
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: those jokes, are saying yes to the right ones, like

1158
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 1: she's a curator. Plenty of people have done worst on

1159
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: that show. I mean people with people respected actors have

1160
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 1: done worst. Yes, yeah, folks, that's thanks for having me.

1161
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,680
Speaker 1: It really was an absolute pleasure and the joy. We

1162
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: never promote any one's work on this podcast as a rule,

1163
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 1: but Danielle isn't my favorite show Curb Your Enthusiasm and uh,

1164
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 1: I am about to go watch the second episode tonight.

1165
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 1: So if you have a television, I say, I say

1166
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: fire up at HBO Max app then rebooted because it

1167
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 1: does not work well and then watch. And also if

1168
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, my show aforementioned at Union Hall

1169
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 1: is tomorrow. Yes, go see the show. George will be George.

1170
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: It's going to give you what you came there for.

1171
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,560
Speaker 1: It's going to be a cheese factory. The classics a

1172
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory experience more than two hundred and fifty dishes, Yes, yes,

1173
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:01,440
Speaker 1: one for each person that can fit into that room,

1174
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 1: well a half then, Yeah, they're big enough. The plates

1175
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: are big. You guys can share. Yeah, it'll be family style,