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Speaker 2: It's our number three and a very happy Thanksgiving to

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Speaker 2: you as we are hanging out here together the ubiquitous

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Speaker 2: And don't forget to check out Benny versus the Penny

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Speaker 1: So also have a Black Friday game preview.

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Speaker 2: That'll be coming up a little bit later on today

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Speaker 2: on this Thanksgiving. But this hour dedicated to baseball. What

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Speaker 2: is the lesson from Anthony Rendon's contract with the Angels?

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Speaker 2: There deep in negotiations to try to work out a

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Speaker 1: Was playing anyway? Contract buyout on that?

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Speaker 2: Also, what is your knee jerk reaction your thoughts on

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Speaker 2: Dylan Cease getting two hundred million dollars from the Toronto

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Speaker 2: And what stands out about former Padre skipper Mike Shilt

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Speaker 2: landing with the Baltimore Organization. We'll go there as well.

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Speaker 2: Have a great Thanksgiving here. It is our number three.

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Speaker 2: A fallen angel, I've fallen and I cannot get up.

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Speaker 1: Well. Come in the beginning of another hour of the

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Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show.

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Speaker 2: And beyond on the vast and markedly powerful microphones of FSR,

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Speaker 2: emmating live from the hole as we are making our living,

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Speaker 2: putting the microphone in the Turkey hole from the world

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Speaker 2: who's hanging out with us, listening to the live radio.

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Speaker 1: Program do it. We'll do it live. I'll talk to you, listen,

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Speaker 1: We'll do it live. That's how we're gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Well, our lead this hour from Anaheim, and we are

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Speaker 2: doing this for ferg Dog, who is literally the only

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Speaker 2: Why would you talk about something in Anaheim? It's Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, gosh, shut up? Who know he's listening anyway?

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Speaker 2: The Hot Stove League is heating up at the Big

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Speaker 1: Did the Angels make a big splash move? Is it

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Speaker 4: Developing hot dot dot dot did you hear no, Well,

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Speaker 2: It's not done done. The Angels and Malfeasan's guilty. Third

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Speaker 2: baseman Anthony Rendon the Dingleberry Anthony Rendon are in deep

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Speaker 2: contract talks about a buyout, which means bye bye baby,

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Speaker 2: see you later. Final year of a seven year monstrosity

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Speaker 1: Two hundred and forty five million. The Angels gave this guy,

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Speaker 2: Now Rendon is expected to retire spoiler alert.

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Speaker 1: He already retired a couple of years ago. He just

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Speaker 2: The thirty five year old bust, one of the great

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Speaker 2: So they still have to work on that. But the

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Speaker 2: They call that the Otani. Reason he would defer that

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving So my views on this, I've got Maya, Angelou, Braves,

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Speaker 2: Owner Artie Marino did the baseball version of impulse buying.

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Speaker 1: The Angels gave him a two hundred.

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Speaker 2: Out of the eight hundred ten, he missed almost seventy

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Speaker 1: He's leaving. Yes, he's getting.

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Speaker 2: The other part, which I just chuckle at, is that

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Speaker 2: This is not a bait and switch situation for the Angels.

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Speaker 2: It's not Anthony Rendaut let everyone know. He openly admitted

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Speaker 2: baseball was not his top priority even when he was

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Speaker 1: The first time. The Angels didn't believe him. They didn't

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Speaker 2: And then well, the Angels didn't do their due diligence

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Speaker 1: It's like a hostage negotiation, is what it is. You

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Speaker 5: Avoid the boone doggle, avoid the boondoggle, avoid the mirage,

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Speaker 2: Deal, the Anthony Rendon deal, highway robbery, highway robbery. And

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Speaker 3: Oh card.

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Speaker 2: He's made at least thirty two starts the past five seasons.

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Speaker 1: Reached a seven year contract.

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Speaker 2: With the Blue Jays for two hundred and ten million dollars. Hello, yeah,

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Speaker 2: somebody was schnockered in Toronto two hundred ten million with

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Speaker 2: The Malor report card, the Malor report card, which is

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Speaker 2: They did not they signed adequate. They took adequate. This

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Speaker 2: yawn and stretch matinee is what that is? Just kind

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Speaker 2: Crap, no show job, but it is his job. So

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Speaker 2: So, the reason I brought this up, and really the

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Speaker 2: Sheilt delivered a sob store, you remember this. We talked

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Speaker 1: There were death.

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Speaker 2: Threats on social media. The full on symphony of excuses

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Speaker 1: Now how do we know that?

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Speaker 2: Because he said all that stuff forty four days ago,

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Speaker 2: And the legend is that he walked into the clubhouse

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Speaker 2: so now now he lands Mike Schilt in Baltimore. He

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Speaker 1: Around to that.

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Speaker 2: This gig is the baseball version of the Witness Protection Program,

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Speaker 1: He just rebranded.

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Speaker 2: He just told you all bunch of bull crap about

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Speaker 2: The Thursday edition of Benny Versus the Penny all the

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Speaker 2: big games today on an NFL Thursday three games. You

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Speaker 2: the Ben Maller Show page on YouTube. You can say

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Speaker 2: hello to Mark, our engineer tonight, the Great Mark Ramsey,

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Speaker 2: the prad of Chicago, and he's from the baddest part

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Speaker 2: of town there in the Windy City, the south Side.

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Speaker 1: Mark Ramsey with a C, Mark Ramsey six four nine

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Speaker 2: And Project p is in the big chair producing the show.

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Speaker 2: Say hello to Patrick, Project Pe and he's at Paddy

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Speaker 2: speaks with a Z. Paddy speaks with a Z. And

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Speaker 2: now back to it. Back to it we go. Our

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Speaker 2: friend Jill, the long suffering Yankee fan. It's been since

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Speaker 2: what nine since the Yankees won the World Series. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how she goes on with her life. When

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Speaker 2: she's complaining the Yankees have not done anything, she says, well,

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Speaker 2: they did sign somebody named Yery Rodriguez to a.

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Speaker 1: Minor league deal. I don't know who that is.

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Speaker 2: And Ryan Yarborough also agreed to a contract, So congratulations

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Speaker 2: on that. And my favorite story of the Yankee offseason

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Speaker 2: is that they offered Trent Grisham a contract, thinking that

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Speaker 2: he would not agree to it and go to market,

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Speaker 2: and he accepted the offer.

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Speaker 1: That is that is great.

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Speaker 2: So Trent Grisham there back with the Yankees unless they

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Speaker 2: unless they trade him. And that's pretty well off from

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Speaker 2: this contract. And we'll get a draft pick or something

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Speaker 2: for me. And he's not going to take the contract.

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Speaker 2: But he took the contract. Time now though four The

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Speaker 2: Mallard Riddle of the day, and here's name mallet Riddle

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Speaker 2: of to day. The first thirty thousand fans to arrive

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Speaker 2: at M and T Banks, Stadum and Baltimore and sit

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Speaker 2: out in the cold for four hours and watch the

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Speaker 2: Ravens and the Bengals on Thanksgiving night, they will receive

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Speaker 2: a blank. That is the riddle of the day.

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Speaker 1: And let's see this. Any one know the answer? We

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Speaker 1: go to.

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Speaker 2: The hoi poloid Mallot prop guy says a cassette tape

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Speaker 2: of Tom Looney's Benny Versus the Penny Audition late late

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Speaker 2: night drug tester going with leftover Halloween candy.

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Speaker 1: It's his answer. Who else? Do we have a.

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Speaker 2: Page down a frozen turkey if they can catch it

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Speaker 2: falling from the Sky is the greatest episode of the

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Speaker 2: sitcom w K RP and cinc A Naty the Turkey

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Speaker 2: Drop episode, a classic ferg Dog, says an Anthony Rendon

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Speaker 2: Bobblehead us Halo.

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Speaker 1: Hanks, Sure as hell, don't want one. Interesting. What else

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Speaker 1: do we have? Page down? Uh, let's see here far out,

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Speaker 1: Dave says, A purple pigmy penguin with big tails and

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Speaker 1: polka dotted bell bottom bridges. So that's the that's a

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Speaker 1: lot there, far out, David, you're running good stuff right now. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Jerry our friend from.

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Speaker 2: Rhode Island, who I'm ed at the World Series and

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Speaker 2: the Red Sox and Dodgers played years ago in the

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Speaker 2: World Series, and she's a loyal minion. She's up with

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Speaker 2: us on Thanksgiving, she says. The first thirty thousand at

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Speaker 2: the Ravens game will get a diaper, Hey, a diaper,

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Speaker 2: dandy baby, a tiper econ rose little bit, as to say,

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Speaker 2: a barbecued rib from Boog Powell Yum yum, A cozy

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Speaker 2: pair of mittens, guessed by Skip to Zip. Skip has

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Speaker 2: been with the show.

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Speaker 1: For many, many many years. See who else do we have?

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Speaker 1: Let's see page down? JT. The wingman says, poutine.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I wish I might fly to Baltimore if

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Speaker 2: they got poutine A baloney sandwich from Larry D.

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Speaker 1: That's his answer. A white pants suit. Where's the suit?

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Speaker 8: Ray?

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Speaker 1: Where's the suit ray? Where'd it go? Ray?

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Speaker 2: All right, enough of that. The correct answer to the

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Speaker 2: Mallet riddle of the day. The first thirty thousand fans

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Speaker 2: to arrive at M and T Banks Stadium tonight in

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Speaker 2: Baltimore for the Thanksgiving game with the Ravens well receive

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Speaker 2: at ceramic Purple rising gravy boat. Yeah, they're giving out

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Speaker 2: gravy boats. What could possibly go wrong? I'm I'm sure

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Speaker 2: no one will throw one of those on the field

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Speaker 2: at all, and everyone will act politely.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones.

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Speaker 2: Let's say hello to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Hello, hollering James.

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Speaker 8: Benny versus the penny. It's hollering James. I gotta take

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Speaker 8: on that. They we're gonna receive, Oh Joe said, go

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Speaker 8: show name Chad Johnson, who might not be relimited compete.

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Speaker 8: Johnson also played for the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Speaker 1: What is in what's in the background? What are you

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Speaker 1: listening to Is that music? You got music there?

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Speaker 8: Penny Penny?

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Speaker 1: Is it true? Hollering James, you did a line of

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Speaker 1: cocaine before you called the shows? That actor?

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Speaker 9: I drag them out, and just for the record, you

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Speaker 9: take thirty six pills in the morning and thirty six

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Speaker 9: pills at night.

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Speaker 2: Correct, thirty six pills in the morning, thirty six pills

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Speaker 2: at night. Well, I would love I would love to

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Speaker 2: play I would love to play a song. Unfortunately, the

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Speaker 2: people I work with do not listen to me. I

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Speaker 2: asked them to put that in the system, and I

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Speaker 2: guarantee you they have not put that in the system.

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Speaker 2: So I'm fortunately it's hard to get people, you know,

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Speaker 2: when it's hard to get people to do things you

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Speaker 2: want them to do, when when they're lazy, they don't

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Speaker 2: like to do it. And unfortunately I've asked and they've

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Speaker 2: chosen not to do it, and so we don't have

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Speaker 2: It's on a computer a corner.

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Speaker 8: Back from Minnesota. Yes or no.

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Speaker 1: I just want to hear what's on in the background.

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Speaker 1: I'm just again, I that's like a beautiful virtuoso performance.

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Speaker 1: Whatever's going on back there.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to talk about that, You just want

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Speaker 2: to be on the air. James, what are you doing

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Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: Buddy? What do you got? You got plans today? They're

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Speaker 1: having a big event at the house you're at. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have some turkey dollar.

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Speaker 8: Check this out. Man generals knife my roommate, my housemate

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Speaker 8: who stands at the Google movie. Our families disowned us

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Speaker 8: and tell me, don't call me someone, don't call Gerald's.

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Speaker 8: We ain't got nobody check it in with us. They

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Speaker 8: don't care who we are. All we're saving sound with

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Speaker 8: keeping our mouth shut that we're in the group home

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Speaker 8: and may this maby we'll get set by group homes

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Speaker 8: staff a decent meal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well listen, you're part of our family.

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Speaker 2: We love you. You're you're one of.

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Speaker 1: Our crazy uncles here on the in the mallord militia.

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Speaker 1: So okay, you.

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Speaker 10: Got the militia.

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Speaker 8: Mandy. I came so close to the first two weds

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Speaker 8: right below the last street. Remember the contest, did you

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Speaker 8: wed it? Came it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, well listen, a happy Thanksgiving, James.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a good day today and stay

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Speaker 2: off the mountain dew.

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Speaker 1: That's is that code for something else? Do I? Not

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Speaker 1: know the window.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's code for something else. Mike is

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Speaker 2: in Tucson. Remember Mike called us up his wife was

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Speaker 2: in the hospital, and he then passed the phone to

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Speaker 2: his wife, or one of the great calls we've taken

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Speaker 2: this year on the show.

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Speaker 1: Hello Mike and Tucson.

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Speaker 10: Yes, I love that you remember that. My job is

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Speaker 10: to turkey. I'm the smoker turkey every year. Wife says, Oh,

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Speaker 10: you can say it like the turkey you got Ben

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Speaker 10: Millard overnight, Honey, Ben Coward, he's not working tonight exactly.

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Speaker 2: And And I just want I just want their record

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Speaker 2: to show that I make the same amount of money

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Speaker 2: as Concowerd.

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Speaker 1: And this is actually not a real human being. This

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Speaker 1: is AI. You've all been fooled.

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Speaker 2: The real Ben Mallard would never slum and work at

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Speaker 2: this hour on Thanksgiving. He's much too important to radio

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Speaker 2: as a whole to ever drag himself down to the

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Speaker 2: sewer and work overnight.

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Speaker 1: That's for that's for nobody. So okay, that's not that's not.

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Speaker 2: A guy of Mallard's stature would never dig a hole

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Speaker 2: and put himself at the bottom of that.

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Speaker 1: It would never happen.

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Speaker 10: Exactly. That's why I'm cybergast. I message Coop the Loop

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Speaker 10: on Twitter X. He said, I'm off tonite. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 10: I'm off every holiday. Oh, Bed's working, Alien said. I

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Speaker 10: asked for your hat size, Ben. I went to the

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Speaker 10: Tucson Roadrunners this past Saturday. I got you the coolest

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Speaker 10: hat ever. But I wanted a half for you and

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Speaker 10: you and Coop. I remember your hat. I can remember.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, he's away, I don't know whatever. He's fine.

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Speaker 1: Take days up, people. I don't have problem with taking

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Speaker 1: people taking days off. It's fine. You should take days off.

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Speaker 1: And I will take a few days off at the

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Speaker 1: end of the year. But it's not the end of

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Speaker 1: the year anyway.

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Speaker 10: All right.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you the man. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. How's the turkey coming along? We're

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Speaker 2: good on that. Everything good with the turkey.

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Speaker 10: Bet we're at one. We're two picks right now. We

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Speaker 10: got two more hours to go the bashtop Turkey and

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Speaker 10: the Master built.

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Speaker 2: We'd like to let all the affiliates down the line.

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Speaker 2: Two more hours to go, and then we're good on

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Speaker 2: the turkey in Tucson.

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Speaker 1: So to the bird. Two more hours We're good.

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Speaker 10: We can't even talk about the Raiders, but how about

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Speaker 10: the Arizona Wildcats number two in the country. Bear down

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Speaker 10: Arizona basketball.

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Speaker 2: College basketball season starts right after the Super Bowl, so

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Speaker 2: in February will be caused basketball.

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Speaker 1: But thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, the great Mike and Tucson man doing his

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Speaker 2: due diligence with the bird.

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Speaker 1: The bird is the word is the word. It's also dinner.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have ask ban. Your questions are answers? Hashtag

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Speaker 2: ask Ban, hashtag ask Man. We'll get to that and

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Speaker 2: we will.

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Speaker 1: Do it next.

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Speaker 6: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 6: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on

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Speaker 6: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show.

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Speaker 2: A Happy Thanksgiving. We thank you for spending part of

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Speaker 2: the holiday with us. If you're in Canada, that's just

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Speaker 2: another day. In Mexico, just another day. But in the States,

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Speaker 2: big day, big day, Oh my god, big day.

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Speaker 1: Nobody working, Well, we're working. You might be working too,

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Speaker 1: but you get the point. And a reminder. With the

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, you can listen wherever. Got a couple of

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Speaker 1: emails from people upset. The Clipper Laker game the other

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Speaker 1: night went long in LA. We got covered up by

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Speaker 1: some postgame. The Warriors games have gone long, We've gotten

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Speaker 1: covered up. So on the West Coast we get covered

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Speaker 1: up sometimes by those postgame shows.

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Speaker 2: And you'd much rather hear us, So listen on the

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. It's available twenty four to seven all night

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Speaker 2: every night. You can hear the Ben Malor Show, all

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Speaker 2: the other bombashtic braggett doushes, blowhards that work here, and

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Speaker 2: also the Fifth Hour Podcast, which we'll have new episodes

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Speaker 2: this weekend.

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Speaker 1: So you can make the Ben.

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Speaker 2: Malor Show, Fifth Hour Podcast and Fox Sports Radio presets

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Speaker 2: becoming a.

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Speaker 1: P one and.

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Speaker 2: It'll always pop up very top of the iHeartRadio app. Downloaded,

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Speaker 2: it's free. It's free. If it's free, it's for me.

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Speaker 6: It's now time for how I get.

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Speaker 4: Twitter?

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Speaker 6: This is your questions on Twitter now.

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Speaker 1: And way we go. It's ask Ben. Your questions are

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Speaker 1: answers for the rest of the hour, and the reading

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Speaker 1: of the questions, well, that'll that'll be up to the

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Speaker 1: man who's in the producer's chair there. Project P better

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Speaker 1: known as Patrick. So these are actual questions by actual

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Speaker 1: listeners sent in on the X machine hashtag ask Ben,

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Speaker 1: and what do we have here? What do we have here?

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Speaker 1: Project p All right, Well here's one.

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Speaker 11: I actually kind of like, Ben.

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Speaker 1: This one's kind of there's only one.

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Speaker 11: There's only one though, no start us off. I like

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Speaker 11: this one's very wholesome. So this one's from JT the

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Speaker 11: wing Man. I've met JT though. We made a very

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Speaker 11: nice man. He lives in Knoxville. He drives a lot,

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Speaker 11: he loves the show.

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Speaker 1: Good dude. He's from Wisconsin though. Oh nice. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: he has a very nice question.

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Speaker 11: So, Ben, what was your favorite thing to make an

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Speaker 11: art class back in elementary school?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 2: I was not a good artist, it was not, but

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Speaker 2: my mom, God rest her soul, she kept every piece

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Speaker 2: of crap that I made. I remember we made something

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Speaker 2: out of it. I was like for Mother's Day, we

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Speaker 2: made this thing out of wood. It was like wood

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Speaker 2: shop type thing. And I was like, in elementary school,

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Speaker 2: this was back in the day when you could do this.

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Speaker 2: Now there'd be seventeen million lawsuits. But it was like

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Speaker 2: a little piece of what we carved it and wrote

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Speaker 2: like a little note to mom. You know, we love

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Speaker 2: your mom and all that, and so that was I

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Speaker 2: remember that. That's the thing I remember. You asked me

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Speaker 2: the question mark any any fun art school memories?

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Speaker 1: Mark when you were a kid, So that sparks a memory.

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Speaker 12: When I was in grade school, we had to put

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Speaker 12: together a pillow. So they brought in once. It was

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Speaker 12: like a show and tell, so you just have to

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Speaker 12: repeat what's in front of us. So you had to

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Speaker 12: learn how to stuff the the you know, piece of

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Speaker 12: cloth that you had and you put the you know,

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Speaker 12: the soft stuff inside and you just have to sew

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Speaker 12: around just to make the pillow. So you you know,

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Speaker 12: needle and thread and sew it up and make a

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Speaker 12: little pillow.

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Speaker 1: It was great. Look at you arts and crafts guy.

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Speaker 1: What what about you? Pat? Our friend Patrick?

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Speaker 11: So like for arts and crafts, I remember fondly making

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Speaker 11: like little paper houses here and there for whatever, like

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Speaker 11: holidays and all that stuff. I personally really liked coloring

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Speaker 11: and coloring in the lines of whatever, paper mache and

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Speaker 11: all that good stuff. I liked being the guy that

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Speaker 11: liked to color stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're you can still color. It's like adult coloring.

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Speaker 1: Just don't just don't tell anyone you do it right, correct?

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Speaker 1: All right, don't tell you women? Probably what's next? What

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Speaker 1: do we got here?

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Speaker 11: We can't go without having a Thanksgiving related once? So

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Speaker 11: I got my wet, I got our guy ferg Dog here,

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Speaker 11: he asked, what's some ferg Dog? So I'm gonna go

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Speaker 11: with this one for what is your least favorite Thanksgiving

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Speaker 11: side dish?

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Speaker 1: All right? So this is not what firk Dog is

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Speaker 1: doing is mocking something that I have complained about for

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Speaker 1: some time.

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Speaker 2: And this is I will engage in this, and this

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Speaker 2: will be the only time I engage in it.

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Speaker 1: Because of the bit yams. Yams sock jams are terrible, horrific,

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Speaker 1: bad all the way around, quickly anything mark you want

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Speaker 1: to add to that.

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Speaker 12: I hate the ambrosia. I hate it. It doesn't look good.

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Speaker 12: I just will not try.

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Speaker 1: To hate ambrosia. But there was a stripper back in

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Speaker 1: the day and ambrosia that was not bad. Just sure,

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Speaker 1: what about you? Project?

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Speaker 11: So my least favorite would be sweet potatoes and yams

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Speaker 11: as well. It's just it's it's not great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need them. My mom used to. I

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Speaker 1: told this. My mom used to cover them with marshmallows

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Speaker 1: and she gave them to me and I just eat

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Speaker 1: the marshmallows and not. She got so upset, she what

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Speaker 1: do you just? All right? What's next? What do you

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Speaker 1: Your questions are answered? All right?

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Speaker 11: This is for the crew, all of us here.

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Speaker 1: If you had to.

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Speaker 11: Eat a crayon, what color would you pick?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'd pick blue? Come on, I'd picked the blue.

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Speaker 1: I love the color blue. I picked the blue crayon.

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Speaker 1: It'd be like blueberry flavor blue. And who knows, I

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Speaker 1: probably did eat crayons when I was a kid. What

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Speaker 1: about you? Mark quickly anything, I'll try the orange Mark orange, Okay,

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Speaker 1: like a nice that's a good.

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Speaker 11: Uh Patrick, I'm gonna go with brown because it's pretty

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Speaker 11: close to being chocolate. I mean, maybe not taste wise,

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Speaker 11: but I could convince myself chocolate.

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Speaker 1: You could. You know, half the aisle says it's chocolate.

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Speaker 2: The other half might say it's something else that comes

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Speaker 2: out the other end.

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Speaker 1: There. I'm just saying. I'm just