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Speaker 1: This one comes from user quality proof, who says, about

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Speaker 2: So Riley's hate was true. Zero. Wow, come on, not

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Speaker 3: Be funnier just because you're exploding in popularity and people

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry that I work with very funny hot

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Speaker 2: I'm so dead. Be funnier, Just do what they do.

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Speaker 1: God, I myself don't play video games or know anything

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Speaker 3: I created a Twitch account and started watching all of

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Speaker 3: He now gets so excited to play and stream because

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Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory. Okay, okay, go ahead, He's gonna

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Speaker 3: You're so right, that is like probably what's going to happen.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling it. Oh, it's gonna be like, babe, why

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Speaker 1: Guys, you are all amazing humans. He is so excited

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Speaker 1: He's like, I have never had these many comments. I

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Speaker 2: I think she might have done that. What is it?

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Speaker 1: and supporting my significant other. And then the next edit, guys,

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Speaker 3: That's not bad, that's great. Let's see his videos, dude,

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Speaker 2: I don't see him. Where's he?

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Speaker 4: Yah might as well, because I mean it's gonna be

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Speaker 4: But it's cute.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of in it. But and honestly, if this

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Speaker 3: Right where do you get to write to write your

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Speaker 3: You need to listen to our okop right now and

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Speaker 4: You know, honestly, I could do a SOB story about it, because, like, honestly,

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Speaker 4: I got I got enough content. You've got something back

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Speaker 3: Guys, Uh, start with the next r slash okop shows.

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Speaker 2: Just guess if it's Riley's story.

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Speaker 3: I am a producer on this podcast and I accidentally

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Speaker 2: What do I do? What do I do? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, oh dude, so many of you have been

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Riley, start sharing your stories in okay,

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Speaker 3: start sharing your stories with the people whould do this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Start to start just posting on these random stuff reddits.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my free time.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for this. I think I can cook some

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Speaker 1: And there's one final update, update number two. Hello, beautiful humans.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say thanks again once and for

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Speaker 2: You guys are all amazing.

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Speaker 3: This is honestly not something I expected to post about.

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Speaker 4: I'm putting money on who see first naked, and.

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Speaker 3: So However, that night, when I was scrolling through TikTok

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Speaker 3: Some people have reached out to me through comments or

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Speaker 3: Did Riley plant this story too? This is Sam in

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Speaker 3: But I asked what he was talking about. He hesitated,

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Speaker 3: He mentioned that she enjoyed our date and asked if

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Speaker 3: While I understand she enjoyed the date, contrary to what

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry if this wasn't the update you guys were expecting,

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I have a question, Actually, what was the

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Speaker 3: That guy, but the other friends interpreted as that as well.

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Speaker 2: Any ways or whatever. I think she would have said

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like if you're going to one.

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Speaker 4: Whoever's birthday party? We went to remember the dating show

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Speaker 3: You can go on the video and comment in Riley support,

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Speaker 4: I made Susie think I was famous thanks to you guys.

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Speaker 4: So that was cool. AnyWho, we're we're talking about Susie,

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Speaker 4: She's like. I saw Susie post the YouTube video of

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Speaker 4: she low key manifest? She got the second best one.

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Speaker 3: Pretty cute, interesting, It's pretty.

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Speaker 2: I like Beth a lot. Yeah, she seems cool.

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Speaker 1: Going to settle down, guys, He's he's not going to

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Speaker 1: day eight women at once anymore. Heart in the comments,

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Speaker 1: if you want Riley to lock it in and.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, please please throw some heart or throw some red

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Speaker 3: Or yeah, yeah heart, Riley stays in the relationship red flag.

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Speaker 1: Riley keeps just running them up and you know, talking

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Speaker 4: Okay, your heart mud be good.

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Speaker 2: The choice is yours.

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Speaker 3: Riley will do what Iley will do, what the people

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Speaker 3: decide exactly. That is that is a guaranteed terms of

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Speaker 3: the vote. That is correct. She's awesome.

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Speaker 4: I could go on for days about how cool she is.

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Speaker 4: But we're excited for you.

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Speaker 2: Riley.

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Speaker 4: You know what I want you to do?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 4: What read another story? But there's something about this story. Okay,

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Speaker 4: we've read one of their stories before.

443
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Speaker 1: Today, I affed up by showing my girlfriend today I

444
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Speaker 1: fed up post. Leave it to Reddit to make the

445
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: most meta post possible.

446
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 2: I love that are It's like it's a Reddit exception.

447
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 2: I'll give it. Oh. Yes.

448
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 1: This comes from dijon two five five two, who says

449
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: obligatory bit of backstory. My girlfriend and I use read

450
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: it quite a bit and browsing slash sharing today. Fed

451
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: ups has been a quite common occurrence for the last

452
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Speaker 1: few weeks. This morning, I woke up early and saw

453
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Speaker 1: the top post today I fed up reading a manuscript

454
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend wrote and I personally thought it was

455
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Speaker 1: pretty funny and wanted to share it with her.

456
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Speaker 2: This is where the first f up started.

457
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Speaker 1: We generally tend to joke about anything, and I've never

458
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: put jokes about penis size off limits. Okay, okay, now

459
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm not particularly packing very much heat, but I'd say

460
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: I'm about average, are slightly below average as a good estimate.

461
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: I will sometimes make some side comment about being on

462
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: the smaller side, but all in good fun.

463
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Speaker 2: Obligatory disclaimer.

464
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Speaker 3: We have a healthy relationship and active sex life with

465
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Speaker 3: very little insecurity.

466
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.

467
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: However, however, however, I decided today that it was a

468
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Speaker 1: great idea to introduce her to this post with the

469
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Speaker 1: context that I felt some camaraderie with the turtle. She laughed,

470
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Speaker 1: We enjoyed the post. I thought everything was good, thought

471
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: we were good. Okay, it was most definitely not good.

472
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Speaker 1: I decide to continue with our morning routine and try

473
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Speaker 1: to get a little bit of morning action. Immediately after starting,

474
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Speaker 1: she starts laughing, the type of laugh where you start

475
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Speaker 1: tearing up.

476
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh in the middle of hooking up. Oh man, man,

477
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Speaker 2: that is never good. That is never good.

478
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: She was crying so much that she had to run

479
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: to the washroom in fear of peeing the bed. Now

480
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm standing there, dick in hand, all confused and wondering

481
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: what is happening. Well, apparently she can't stop thinking of

482
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: my schlong as the head of a turtle and is

483
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: now incessantly and almost uncontrollably is running this comedic bit

484
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Speaker 1: where everything I do is now turtle related.

485
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Speaker 2: Oh no, most.

486
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: Notable mentions are, let me wet my cove so the

487
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: turtle can come back.

488
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Speaker 3: Unsheath your head from your shell while doing the deed.

489
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Speaker 3: Turtle really knows how to move like waves of the ocean,

490
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: moaning paster Ugway in my ear? Is that the turtle

491
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: from Kung Fu Panda?

492
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good? Oh my god, it's hilarious.

493
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: You can't you can't deny it his story time. Oh

494
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: my god, here we go.

495
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: Rub me likeway and his water droplet? What we're censoring?

496
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: Riley?

497
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: While in Missionary I feel like a beach turtle on their.

498
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Speaker 2: Back as well.

499
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Speaker 3: Oh rub By, I should have said lit wit pit,

500
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Speaker 3: Oh my pit, my pit?

501
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and his water. Now you guys see why I

502
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: was life censoring over here. Oh my god. Okay, there's

503
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 2: there's a small edi slash update. But that's what do

504
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: we what do you? What do you do? What do

505
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: you do in the situation?

506
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Speaker 3: Bro paint yourself green and say the turtle is coming

507
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 3: for you and you're gonna come right back.

508
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 1: But what happens when she never stops talking about it,

509
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: and you're just like, just become a turtle, Just become

510
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: a turtle, bouncer, turtle, turn on Bowser, sady, honestly turtle instead.

511
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 4: That's what Marlo hates turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles do.

512
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 4: There's so much play you can go on with this. Wait,

513
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 4: is Bowser a turtle? Did you use?

514
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Speaker 2: Like a big nasty turtle?

515
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 4: Though he's like a snap turtlee kind of turtle. Is Bowser?

516
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 4: Look at this guy? Come on, tell me this is

517
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 4: not Bowser. I have never thought.

518
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 3: Of Bowser as a turtle before Alligator's turtle, but I understand.

519
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 3: I mean he has a shell because a giant show.

520
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 3: He has a giant shell. I've never thought of him

521
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 3: as a turtle, probably honestly the sexiest. I think lean

522
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: into it, dude, I think lean into it. I mean

523
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 3: it will subside, right, it can't get No, it never subsides.

524
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 3: That's hypothetical. It never subsides to what you do? What

525
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 3: do you do? It doesn't subside naturally, She won't naturally stop.

526
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 3: She's just gonna keep doing it even if you stop

527
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 3: playing along. I think you play into it, then, yeah,

528
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Speaker 3: you play into it for the last place. Turtle, Yeah,

529
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 3: for life, for life. You incept your children as a turtle.

530
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and you you be a turtle so much

531
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 3: that when you go to the like reptile section of

532
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: a zoo, but she's she's just ready and rocking and

533
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 3: excited to go, and you like, you're like, you're like

534
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 3: you're like moving and grooving, you're taking its slow, and

535
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 3: you're like slow and steady wins the race.

536
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 2: Baby, That's true. Who won the race?

537
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 3: Not the hair that hurt the rabbit, that turtle, the turtle.

538
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: They like it well and steady.

539
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: Do with that what you will, ladies and gentlemen. Let's

540
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: read the edit slash updates. I showed my girlfriend this post.

541
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: Sofia would not want to read this story for you, guys,

542
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 2: very smart.

543
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: I showed my girlfriend this post, and she's having a blast.

544
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 1: We decided to do some experimentation for science, of course,

545
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: and I'm so much proud to say that I have

546
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: now tried doing the deed while tied up with BDSM

547
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: rope in the same rough attempt to make a turtle

548
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: shell on my back. So is that it's it's the

549
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: rope is tied in a shell formation.

550
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening?

551
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 4: Don't look at me for the answers.

552
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: I've now tried doing it while tied up with BDSM

553
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: rope and the rough attempt to make a turtle shell

554
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: on my back.

555
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 3: It sounds like man just made a rope shell I have.

556
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 3: But hey, we're not trying to my goodness.

557
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: No we're not, Opie says three out of ten worth

558
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: trying could be worse, probably never again. And there's one

559
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: one final edit. Had sex as the turtle?

560
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: You did? Have sex as the turtle. He did. Let's

561
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: go lean into your strength.

562
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 4: But there are a lot of cool people that are turtles,

563
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 4: like teenigemet Ninja turtles.

564
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: There are a lot more turtles than I thought out.

565
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 2: There a lot of.

566
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: Great turtle role model Actually, Franklin, isn't that a turtle? Franklin,

567
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 3: Franklin the turtle.

568
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: Ye dude from Nemo, Oh Turtle, doctor Turtle?

569
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 4: Yeah right away, bro. A lot of people in middle

570
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 4: school said, I looked like Kim, like what I mean,

571
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 4: I don't know, my god, it's a sexy.

572
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just a hot, sex freaking hunk. Yeah my god.

573
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 3: Okay, story time, okay, story time, let's talk about it.

574
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: This is a short story time, Okay, all right, I'll

575
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: take it. I feel like my whole life. Yeah, whenever

576
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 3: someone's like said the word daddy, it's been a joke, right,

577
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 3: Like I had daddy, Like it's been like it's been

578
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: a joke. It's like a funny joke. Who actually does that?

579
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: But then but then this past week someone called me

580
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 3: daddy at an opportune time and I was actually into it.

581
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 3: It was great. And I'm not sure if it was

582
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 3: just because she sold it and no one's ever really

583
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: been like committed committed to it. Yeah, but yeah, I'm

584
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: a fan. You're a fan. I'm a fan.

585
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: You're a daddy convert. You're part of the Daddy.

586
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 3: I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't publicly tell people that.

587
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 2: No, never, But what the are you doing?

588
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 3: Then you're telling everybody just like publicly identifying.

589
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: No, I would wear it on my chest. Yeah. Yeah,

590
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: but like it was kind of sick. So what what? What?

591
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: Where do we go from here? That is the question.

592
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: What is the next step in.

593
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 3: I think, like, I think it takes a certain kind

594
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: of person to really because like you.

595
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: Can't, you can't, like you can't not mean it one

596
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 2: hundred percent? Yeah, you know, Yeah, it's either one hundred

597
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: or zero.

598
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,479
Speaker 3: It's one hundred, yeah, one hundred or zero exactly if

599
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: you're like seventy percent, like it's not going to work.

600
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: So where are you? What percentage one hundred of zero?

601
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 3: Well that moment hundred pout this moment right now, Well

602
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 3: that was you guys.

603
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: Hey don't care chickens. Yeah, that's okay. Story. Wow.

604
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: What names do you want to be called? John?

605
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: That is a no common situation. Yah?

606
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, what name is what I want to be called you?

607
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: What names are you called?

608
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 2: John? No?

609
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 4: No, mine's war chief, war chief.

610
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: There's no way anyone ever called you war chief.

611
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 4: LARPing girls come one.

612
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: That actually chief.

613
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have to find a well you can

614
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: find a LARPing girl.

615
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, la, what is LARPing l A?

616
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's everywhere. I think I think it's not like

617
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 3: North Carolina. Actually I feel like there's I bet there's

618
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 3: everywhere they do the civil war.

619
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Speaker 4: But war chief, war chief, you're a war chief, boar chief.

620
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 4: Some girls says war chief. We're in overalls.

621
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: It's over over you're you're you're a daddy.

622
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 3: Now after that point war chiefs. So like Daddy or

623
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: chief interesting?

624
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, this has been an episode

625
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: of O kop. If you love us, make sure to subscribe.

626
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: We love yourow. This is an episode from Deep within

627
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Speaker 1: the Archives.

628
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Speaker 2: Time for O kop Relash.

629
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Speaker 3: She cheated on me, so I had a threesome with

630
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 3: her ex boyfriend and the male mistress. But now I

631
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 3: think I'm in love with both of them.

632
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've had messy, messy, messy relationship stories on

633
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: this podcast.

634
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: Is the messiest.

635
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 3: I mean, this is just spreading noodles and the bloney

636
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: sauce all over your body and then letting it bake

637
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 3: in the hot sun, become all crusty, and then rolling

638
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: in some some mud and next to a paddock a

639
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: few nows. Kind of messy that it is that it

640
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,239
Speaker 3: is that level of messy. Wow, this wee can make

641
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 3: a great rom com. Oh yeah, it was me TheMarker

642
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 3: male mistress.

643
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 2: But there was only one problem. I'm in love with them.

644
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: I'm in love with bull Jerry. What are you doing here?

645
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Bro? Game of bones?

646
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: Oh everyone gets it cock blocked and locked. To clear

647
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 3: up any confusion, I am a bisexual man, and I

648
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: love hearing this story, and I'd love to share the

649
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 3: story because I'm very proud of it. A few years ago,

650
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: my ex girlfriend cheated on me with another guy, sad bad.

651
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: She then had the oddacity to tell me that if

652
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 3: I was a grown up that I could deal with it,

653
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 3: and she hopes we could still be friends, but she's

654
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,959
Speaker 3: lost any feelings for me and is fully in love

655
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: with this new guy.

656
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh yeah, very.

657
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 3: Mature way to tell you your boyfriend that you've been

658
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 3: cheating on.

659
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: Him, Like literally, could you not just no break up first? Yeah?

660
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 2: Come on.

661
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Speaker 4: God.

662
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 3: If she hadn't said that, I probably wouldn't have made

663
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 3: this plan. But now I had to teach her a

664
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 3: valuable lesson because this guy, he's not getting revenge, he's educating.

665
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: That is right sitting down classes in session.

666
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 3: I was in a depressed state for a long time

667
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 3: and couldn't bring myself to delete her number, and she

668
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 3: thought I was her friend now, so.

669
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: She started to send me pictures of her and her.

670
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: New boyfriend, stopping with laughing emojis, No, with laughing amos.

671
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: She's laughing in her face. Oh my, she's laughing in

672
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: his face. God, she didn't even care about how much

673
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: she had hurt me.

674
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: Wow. And then one fateful day, John, Oh, while I

675
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: went through tender, I.

676
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 3: Found someone who looked quite familiar her new boyfriend. Of course,

677
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell her that her new boyfriend is on Tinder.

678
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 3: In fact, I just went and matched with him, which

679
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 3: was quite surprising because I thought he was straight. Oh,

680
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 3: he didn't stop me from starting a conversation.

681
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: Bisexual. Papy was good a steamy conversation. He didn't know

682
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: who I was. She never told him. She she never

683
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 2: told him she was in a relationship while she was

684
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: flirting with him. But this was perfect. We had longer

685
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 2: conversations and he told me more and more about himself.

686
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: Over the weeks, we learned about each other. And now

687
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: I had a master plan. Oh god, this is so devious.

688
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: I suggested that we could meet up with each other

689
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 2: at a bar. He agreed.

690
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 3: Keep in mind he was still in a relationship with

691
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 3: my ex girlfriend at the time. These people, man, Yo,

692
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: the statistic fifty percent of men cheating a relationship in

693
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 3: twenty five percent of women cheating a relationship. And so

694
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 3: now and then it's now that the bisexual component is there.

695
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there's just more options to cheat one whoa. Well,

696
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: we went to the bar and we had a great time,

697
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 3: and one date became and one date became two dates

698
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 3: became three dates became many more dates.

699
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: Dank.

700
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 3: It took a few months, but then I got him

701
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 3: to the point where he developed feelings for me. Oh

702
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 3: my god, I was his sexy, smutty affair.

703
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh god, what he didn't know? What he didn't now?

704
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 3: John, I got in contact with my girlfriend's former ex

705
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 3: boyfriend as well.

706
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 2: Why did he break up with her? You asked him.

707
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 3: Well, he broke up with her because he came out

708
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 3: as gay. I was in contact with book guys.

709
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 2: Oh, the ex.

710
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 3: Boyfriend and the current boyfriend. In our conversations with my

711
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 3: new boyfriend, we talked about our sexual desires and he

712
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 3: told me that he always wanted to have a threesome.

713
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 3: So I suggested one with who other than the gay

714
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 3: ex boyfriend? Bro The chances, The chances insane, The odds

715
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: are off off the charts, ladies and gentlemen. I knew

716
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: he was his type because we kind of look alike

717
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 3: and he had feelings for me. So I asked the

718
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 3: gay ex boyfriend if you wanted to become the third

719
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 3: and to my surprise, he said, yes.

720
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Wow, you got You gotta give it up for the

721
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: pure like the execution here, the execution is flawy, credit

722
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: like you need to run some fortune five hundred company.

723
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: Because but wait, John, it gets crazier.

724
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm honestly still.

725
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 3: Surprised how all of this worked out without her noticing.

726
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: But it did.

727
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: Oh and then the day of the threesome occurred, And

728
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 3: that's when I decided to go nuclear. He hasn't got

729
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 3: nuclear yet. He's going nuclear right now?

730
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: Do it? In front of her. The two guys came

731
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: to my apartment. I led them to the bedroom and

732
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 2: they started talking to each other, making small talk with

733
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: their big cocks. While they talked, I took a selfie

734
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 2: from a safe distance, close enough that she could see

735
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: their faces, but far enough away that they would notice. Ah,

736
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: I see, and the action started.

737
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: Of course, I won't go any of course, I won't

738
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 3: go into any details here. But god damn, did I

739
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 3: enjoy myself more than anything in the world.

740
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: Oh.

741
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: A few days after I told him how. A few

742
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: days after this, I told him that now that I

743
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 3: granted him the wish of the freeze. A few days later,

744
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: after I told him that now that I granted him

745
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: the wish of a threesome, I wanted something to return.

746
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 3: I told him that I don't want to be an

747
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 3: affair any longer. I told him, hey, I have feelings

748
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 3: for you and that you should break up with her

749
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: or I will break up with him. Oh an ultimatum.

750
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 2: Baby. Wow. For a second, I thought, wait, so does

751
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: she know? She doesn't know yet? What? Wow? Wow? Wow

752
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 2: wow wow wow.

753
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 3: I knew it was hardcore manipulative, but I had a

754
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: plan and I had full control over him. He was

755
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 3: my puppet and I could do whatever I wanted.

756
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 2: Geez gral.

757
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 3: So I guess what he did, John, tell me Sam,

758
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: he broke up with her. And it gets worse. He

759
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: threw her out. Oh she was living with him, they

760
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 3: were living together.

761
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

762
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: I even got him to move out of his apartments

763
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 3: and move in with me, meaning she lost both her

764
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 3: home and her boyfriend.

765
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: Wow.

766
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: And the story could have ended here and it would

767
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 3: be crazy. But it doesn't stand no, no, what because

768
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 3: after she texted me as a friend and said with

769
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: crying emojis that her boyfriend dumped her and that she

770
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 3: regrets leaving me and that she just wants me back.

771
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 2: Oh.

772
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 3: I then said, wait, your boyfriend are you talking about

773
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 3: this guy? And I sent her the selfie.

774
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: I took.

775
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: Pro the selfie not only with that boyfriend, but her

776
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 3: ex boyfriend as well.

777
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 2: Oh my.

778
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 3: She called and texted me several times, but I ignored

779
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: her and my plan was almost successful. There were only

780
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 3: there were only three things left that I had to do.

781
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 3: He wasn't done with three things left. My god, this

782
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 3: man is like an assassin or something. The first yeah

783
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 3: was I her mother with receipts. He hates infidelity more

784
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 3: than anything because her father cheated on her mother with

785
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: another woman.

786
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could say like father, like daughter.

787
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 3: Her mother was angry, but thank me for telling her,

788
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 3: and from what I've heard, her mother cut ties with her.

789
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: But I admit that I don't know if it actually happened,

790
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 3: and I don't think that it happened. It would be

791
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 3: funny if it was true. The second thing I did

792
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 3: was dumping him because unfortunately for him, although he was

793
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 3: hot as hell, he was a dirty cheater too, and

794
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: I hate infidelity as well. The last thing I did

795
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: was I went out with the gay ex boyfriend and

796
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: after a few dates, we got together and I'm happy

797
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 3: to say we're officially a couple. In the end, I destroyed.

798
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 3: In the end, I destroyed both her and the guy

799
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 3: she cheated on me with. But I couldn't be more

800
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 3: proud of myself. And uh wow, I am speechless. This

801
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: this man is the most devious, deviant djon that they

802
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 3: call this subdit nuclear revenge for a reason. Bro, this

803
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 3: bran went nuclear.

804
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 2: This was like like like an Earth nuke. Geez wow

805
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: damn if you got that story, it was crazy.

806
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 3: Check out this one where hope he gets his fiance

807
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: arrested for cheating on him or chick the link in

808
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 3: our bio