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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

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Speaker 1: at four one o six one and said you had

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So now we're calling you to

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Speaker 1: ask if you can tell us. Oh, you guys call Okay, Hi?

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Speaker 1: I think I can't believe you're calling me. Hi, Hi, Hi.

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Speaker 1: Are you in a place you can tell us your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? Yeah? This should be good,

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Speaker 1: This should be fine. Okay, I mean everyone's gonna hear

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Speaker 1: it anyway. Whatever, let everybody know it. One, Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? So my dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: I just moved back home with my parents. I got

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Speaker 1: a job in town and I love them. They're great parents.

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Speaker 1: But every week I have to grease the doors with

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Speaker 1: w D forty because I've been sneaking out. I'm not

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Speaker 1: you've you've been sneaking out of your parents house. But

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're at the age where you could

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Speaker 1: just be like, hey, I'm going to go somewhere. I'm leaving.

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Speaker 1: I should be able to say that. Yeah, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to see like a boy, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to party so I can go smoke pot because my

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Speaker 1: parents are kind of insane about that. Okay, so that's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret as you sneak out of your parents'

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Speaker 1: house like you were a teenager again. Yeah, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: if my parents found out, they would immediately throw me out.

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Speaker 1: My mom's trying to make pot illegal again. My dad

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Speaker 1: thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane about it.

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Speaker 1: They would rather me go out and sleep with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of men than be smoking pot instead. It is

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Speaker 1: a gateway to that, you know. I mean we call that,

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Speaker 1: you know, from when I was sixteen to eighteen, So

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Speaker 1: I've enough men in my lifetime. Now I just want

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Speaker 1: to get high. You know what shadow, I'm a little confused.

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Speaker 1: What's w D forty? It's you know, and I'm still

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Speaker 1: caught up on that. Do you want to tell it's

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Speaker 1: it's oil so that you know when doors squeak, it

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Speaker 1: keeps them from squeaking. Yes, it's like Greece or it

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Speaker 1: was like lube, like for household stuff. The doors sea

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Speaker 1: can wake up for parents. Yeah, it's coming and going. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so wait, do your parents don't not use it as lube?

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Speaker 1: They should put that on the label because you know,

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Speaker 1: that's been tried along. Yeah, emergency, right. So do your

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Speaker 1: parents don't have like an alarm system? I know mine

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Speaker 1: personally do, and every time I open the door, regardless

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Speaker 1: of it's squeaking the alarm. Google. Yes, so they have that,

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Speaker 1: but I hacked into it. I downloaded the same app

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Speaker 1: they have and I turn it off. Well, there you go.

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Speaker 1: You know that's a lot of word or anything for

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Speaker 1: the weed. You know when I was in it is

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Speaker 1: it is very stressful being with them, It's very stressful

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Speaker 1: and I need I need a pot. I know it's

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Speaker 1: a lot of hoops to jump through. I need my weed.

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Speaker 1: Another hoop you probably have to jump through as the smell,

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Speaker 1: because I know when I was in high school, you know,

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Speaker 1: I how to spray myself down with anything there was

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Speaker 1: before I returned, and my parents would still know and

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Speaker 1: still smell me. So is that a problem for you?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that they just came out with a

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Speaker 1: new perfume and it kind of smells like weed, But

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Speaker 1: it isn't weed. It's just this new perfume. It's from

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Speaker 1: dire It's very expensive and I wear it a lot.

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Speaker 1: Are you planning on moving out of your parents anytime? Soon,

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Speaker 1: so you can just do you how you want other

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Speaker 1: than this one thing. It's really good living here. I

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Speaker 1: don't have to pay rent, I don't have to pay

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Speaker 1: for food. My mom takes care of me. When I'm

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Speaker 1: too high, I just frawl into her lap and she

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Speaker 1: passed my head. It's real good. So yes, I want

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Speaker 1: to move out right now. It's kind of fun being

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Speaker 1: a kid again. It's been so nice. You're back. You're

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Speaker 1: so affectionate. You're like, no, my mom just high. I'm

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Speaker 1: just high on your love. Thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening. Mom, if

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Speaker 1: you're listening, this is not your daughter. This is definitely

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Speaker 1: not me. Then Jebel Show on demand