Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Hello, you missed the funk out of us,
Speaker 2: and I was kind of getting comfortable with I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we don't have the podcast. Girl, this lovely two weeks.
Speaker 2: I guess this is this is you. I was like,
Speaker 2: is this what it feels like to be regular? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, but then we would be having conversations and
Speaker 2: Sydney would be like, oh, this would be such a
Speaker 2: good episode. Save this. Yeah, none of that stuff got saved,
Speaker 2: because you know, my brain is trash do but it's
Speaker 2: it's good to see you, even though I see you
Speaker 2: all the time. It's good that so many things have happened.
Speaker 2: So we actually have something to fucking talk about. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it. Maybe maybe the podcast should be monthly,
Speaker 2: you know, now we're in the core. No, we need
Speaker 2: every day, every week, every day, because you never know
Speaker 2: every night? Maybe bye, yeah, you know what I mean. Anyway, Okay,
Speaker 2: so first, first on the docket, let's talk about Marie's birthday.
Speaker 2: That's coming up. Oh I didn't know we were doing
Speaker 2: that up top. Okay, I thought we was gonna tell
Speaker 2: them we talk about that. Let's talk about that first.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about because that's what we're prepping for. Okay, right, right, right?
Speaker 2: So when this is coming out the day after the
Speaker 2: day after your birthday, my birthday is on like Tuesday
Speaker 2: or Wednesday or something like that. So well Wednesday is
Speaker 2: pretty much Friday. So yeah, it's literally the day after.
Speaker 2: During the pandem, all the days are the same and
Speaker 2: no one cares about them. So yesterday spend all of
Speaker 2: yesterday thinking it was Sunday. MS was friend, it was
Speaker 2: it was Wednesday. It was a big Sunday energy. Some
Speaker 2: days just feel a certain way. So anyway, whatever, so
Speaker 2: my Birthda's coming up, and for me, every year, my
Speaker 2: birthday is when I get the saddest and famously famously sad,
Speaker 2: and this year has been a sad ass year. So
Speaker 2: every time I log on to my Graham, I see
Speaker 2: people in Mexico, and I was like, should we go
Speaker 2: to Mexico? And Amina was like, I already bought my ticket, Yes,
Speaker 2: let's go. And Amina is a good friend because she
Speaker 2: like encourages you to do things that you on the
Speaker 2: fence about. But also like I was like, since I
Speaker 2: was just I was just wondering out loud in the
Speaker 2: group chat if I should go, and she was like
Speaker 2: we're going and Carolina is a I mean not Carolina
Speaker 2: Amina as a daredevil and she lives life on the
Speaker 2: edge as if she does. She lives out loud. But
Speaker 2: we we love that type of energy because we need
Speaker 2: that right now because we've we've been in the house,
Speaker 2: and you know, as the days get shorter or darker
Speaker 2: or whatever, we're just gonna get more and more sad.
Speaker 2: All the people who were at the restaurants outside, like
Speaker 2: on top of the subway grades, you know, having their
Speaker 2: lunches and dinners and whatnot. The people eating next to
Speaker 2: the garden bite on the curb. Yeah, that's gonna stop
Speaker 2: because it's gonna get cold. It's already chilly, it's already chilli. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But they're opening up restaurants inside for New York City. Honey,
Speaker 2: boo boo. I am not doing that. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: be an enclosed place with all these strangers. I don't
Speaker 2: even trust the people that I know like that are
Speaker 2: friends of mine. Now I'm gonna trust these strain Wow, Okay, Sydney,
Speaker 2: just say you don't trust me. I mean, I thought
Speaker 2: we had a nice chat before the zoom started, but
Speaker 2: I guess, Wow, don't trust you much. That's fine. I'm
Speaker 2: not trustworthy. I do lie. But yeah, they're opening up
Speaker 2: restaurants back in New York at twenty five percent capacity.
Speaker 2: But I also heard, you know, how like you read?
Speaker 2: People say I read in the news, but they only
Speaker 2: read the headline I heard. I didn't watch the story,
Speaker 2: but I saw like coming up. So it's gonna cost
Speaker 2: you extra to eat inside?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about how much? What surprise is like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, sis, I didn't read the article. I
Speaker 2: didn't watch the story. It just said find out later,
Speaker 2: find out next how it'll cost you more to eat inside.
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's the whole story. I
Speaker 2: know all the information, but I don't know. It might
Speaker 2: just be because if the restaurants can't operate at full capacity,
Speaker 2: they just gonna charge you twice as much to eat there.
Speaker 2: That's my logic anyway. So say, for instance, let's let's
Speaker 2: talk about it. So a regular Branzino right is like,
Speaker 2: you know, eighteen dollars, Now, what is it going to
Speaker 2: be like forty Brenzino is eighteen dollars? Actually, I there
Speaker 2: must be a young Brenzino. I must don't eat Brenzino
Speaker 2: or you know what, whenever I have Bronzino, I'm not
Speaker 2: paying So yeah, I don't really know the prices that well,
Speaker 2: but yeah, Brenzino is that's like a salmon price is
Speaker 2: eighteen dollars? Is a salmon price? Or like cod cod
Speaker 2: is eighteen dollars? Okay, let's maybe let's do something that's
Speaker 2: more relatable to the listeners. A sizzling faheato, Oh here
Speaker 2: we go? Can we not bring tea? Yeah, Fridays is
Speaker 2: let's say that's eighteen dunkers, so it gonna be double that,
Speaker 2: or maybe it's gonna be they're gonna add what's eighteen
Speaker 2: divide about two? Bitch, get your life together if you're
Speaker 2: going to one TGI Friday's no shade but shade. It's
Speaker 2: just like no, that sounds like shit. Better eat better
Speaker 2: for yourself, especially right now, you deserve I don't know,
Speaker 2: a steak that doesn't have Thames on it, like you
Speaker 2: have to know you haven't make sure that you're eating
Speaker 2: Sydney properly farmed Sydney meats. Yes, but also we've been
Speaker 2: you've been good. You've been in the house for seven
Speaker 2: going on eighteen months. Like, maybe you just want to
Speaker 2: eat some arto choked tip. Maybe you want to eat
Speaker 2: something that like when you buy it at the store
Speaker 2: and you defrost it from the freezer, it doesn't taste
Speaker 2: the same, it doesn't have the same texture. So yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead and get your little sizzling for heat to plate.
Speaker 2: That is like popping bottle at the club with the
Speaker 2: flares and stuff. Go get go, get that hot ass
Speaker 2: hot plate and eat it with your three friends that
Speaker 2: you know don't have COVID. I believe in you, you know,
Speaker 2: I just I want these restaurants to make some kind
Speaker 2: of money. But at the same time, I'm just like,
Speaker 2: is it worth it? Is that shrimp petaccini worth it?
Speaker 2: It is worth it? Well, I mean, what's the alternative?
Speaker 2: Don't eat out? And when all this is lifted, every
Speaker 2: place that you liked going to is closed because they
Speaker 2: couldn't pay their rent. What's the what? Like? So like
Speaker 2: even I was walking down I was in like downtown
Speaker 2: Brooklyn the other day yesterday, and like the Century twenty
Speaker 2: one is closing and all this stuff that like tourists
Speaker 2: like going to is like because New Yorkers don't go
Speaker 2: to those places. A lot of shit's closing down, tons
Speaker 2: and things were closing down before pandemic, but it's really
Speaker 2: really getting really sad. And then all the venues that
Speaker 2: we used to go to, you know, Union Hall, Bellhouse,
Speaker 2: even the Notting Factory. We have no idea what is
Speaker 2: the future of stand up right, And they're saying that
Speaker 2: when the restaurants open back up in New York, a
Speaker 2: lot of the comedy clubs are opening back up too,
Speaker 2: also at twenty five percent capacity. And it's like, I'm
Speaker 2: not risking my life to perform in front of seven
Speaker 2: people for a live comedy show. If it's that twenty
Speaker 2: five percent capacity, my ass is gonna be one hundred percent. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also, do y'all know how it feels to like
Speaker 2: be at a show and the energy is low and
Speaker 2: it's it's almost all the way packed. Imagine Imagine when
Speaker 2: there's only a few people there and then like only
Speaker 2: one person gets it and they're laughing. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go kill myself. Like I don't need this
Speaker 2: during a time like this. I need I need one
Speaker 2: hundred percent labs. I need to feel like I have
Speaker 2: a career in being at these shows. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's gonna happen, babe, I don't. I don't see it.
Speaker 2: People have been asking me, I did that one show
Speaker 2: out outdoors. I don't know what month that was or
Speaker 2: what year even, and it was fine, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: worth me going all the way into the city for
Speaker 2: and it doesn't feel the same. So I'm not doing
Speaker 2: them anymore. But uh, I don't remember what the point
Speaker 2: of this was. But the setup was cute, right, This
Speaker 2: setup was cute. I was about to say some we
Speaker 2: do this, we like if there's not If I'm me
Speaker 2: as a comedian, as a performer, I'm not getting to
Speaker 2: perform for a crowd of people, then I don't want
Speaker 2: to perform for a handful of people. But there are
Speaker 2: comics that are like itching to get back inside. All
Speaker 2: they talk about is stand up. They've been writing, they're
Speaker 2: doing shows. They're blah blah blah. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: cute for you. But I was on a dating app
Speaker 2: yesterday and this guy was like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's a good question because I
Speaker 2: used to be a comedian, and it's like it hurts
Speaker 2: to say that out loud. I've been sitting out loud. No,
Speaker 2: none stop, NonStop. So that's who I am now. I'm
Speaker 2: a played on my license plate. I'm just I used
Speaker 2: to be a comedian. I'm just like, I know, what's
Speaker 2: funny because we have these group chats and we are
Speaker 2: still actively, you know, roasting each other and looking at
Speaker 2: memes or whatever, so our brains are churning. But in
Speaker 2: terms of being a stand up performing live, I don't
Speaker 2: have that muscle anymore. I remember when remember we were
Speaker 2: performing like almost every other day, and like maybe once
Speaker 2: or twice every night of the week, once or twice
Speaker 2: to night, and I wouldn't perform for four days and
Speaker 2: I would feel completely lost. I was like, damn, I
Speaker 2: don't know my I don't know the rhythm anymore. But bitch,
Speaker 2: it's been six seven months years. It's a girl. What
Speaker 2: is it? Do you remember? Do you remember the last
Speaker 2: time you were on stage? No? Like, do you remember
Speaker 2: if it was February or March? No, it was it
Speaker 2: had to have been March because you were in La. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was supposed to have shows when I was in
Speaker 2: LA and they canceled it. Yeah, the last show that
Speaker 2: I was booked on, I was late leaving my house
Speaker 2: and they were like, Oh, don't worry about coming. There's
Speaker 2: not that many people. Yeah. So the last show that
Speaker 2: I would have done I did not do. Yeah. And
Speaker 2: it's like, I mean, I don't regret that because you know,
Speaker 2: I saved myself some time. But I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: So my birthday is around the corner and it's on
Speaker 2: September twenty third, and people have been My sister text
Speaker 2: me and was like, what are you doing for your birthday?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know. I hadn't been
Speaker 2: thinking about it. You know, famously have a party every year.
Speaker 2: There's a theme. All of my hot friends come and
Speaker 2: people that aren't necessarily my friends show up, and you know,
Speaker 2: everybody just has a beautiful night. People are on drugs, people,
Speaker 2: some people are naked, there's costume changes. It's the best
Speaker 2: night of the year, you know. Marie Gallop. So that
Speaker 2: obviously was postponed this year and or Canal and I
Speaker 2: was like, We're going to Mexico. We're going to Mexico.
Speaker 2: We got a nice little house, we have a pool.
Speaker 2: We don't have to see anybody if we don't want to.
Speaker 2: We can be in Mexico. And still not be around
Speaker 2: a single stranger. So you know, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2: But Sydney, you got some reservation. I do have reservations,
Speaker 2: and this is this is what it is. Now. We
Speaker 2: have back to back like we've We've I've gone to La,
Speaker 2: We've had a wedding, We've had multiple parties in uh
Speaker 2: you know, my new backyard hard and not parties per se,
Speaker 2: but celebrations which we should be having and with a
Speaker 2: cute amount of people, and you know, not too much
Speaker 2: posting on the stories. But it's just like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to promote like everyone living a normal life because
Speaker 2: it's not normal. We're things are not that the Corona
Speaker 2: virus is still out and about popping and locking, twerking
Speaker 2: dip it, drop it low in, dip it low for
Speaker 2: all peoples. So I just I just know that even
Speaker 2: if I'm being safe and reckless at the same time,
Speaker 2: more people are going to be more reckless than safe.
Speaker 2: So you think it's your responsibility to tell people to
Speaker 2: be safe at times at times, you know, because we
Speaker 2: do we do have an influence we people. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: yes follow us yes yes yes, But I checked the
Speaker 2: demographics of my page is people mostly people twenty four
Speaker 2: to thirty something. Those are grown ups. It's not my
Speaker 2: job to tell you to put a mask on. It's
Speaker 2: not my job to tell you to stay home when
Speaker 2: you feel sick. That's the CDC's job, and that's what
Speaker 2: they've been doing. So you come into Instagram to see
Speaker 2: me in Mexico in my bikini with my abs and
Speaker 2: my three friends. Is making you say I'm want to
Speaker 2: go outside and lick a curb. That's that's you. That
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with Marie Fouston. Okay, but so
Speaker 2: I can't feel bad. I hear you. I hear you.
Speaker 2: But also look at it. Look at it this way.
Speaker 2: We were seeing a lot of people going to Mexico,
Speaker 2: and that's what's being like, hey, let's go to Mexico.
Speaker 2: So we do see things online and be like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: it's okay to do that now, oh one hundred one
Speaker 2: one hundred percent. I agree with you that, yes, we
Speaker 2: saw people going, so you went, but we are going
Speaker 2: with our masks. Also, the people that I was looking at,
Speaker 2: they were staying at hotels and I was like, oh, poverty,
Speaker 2: the poores a Nightmary you are. But also you take
Speaker 2: people pick and choose what they want to take. If
Speaker 2: everybody and everything is bombarding you with social distance and
Speaker 2: put a mask on, and there's a partition in your uber,
Speaker 2: then like me posting a picture with my friends who
Speaker 2: I've I got COVID tested with should not be what's
Speaker 2: pushing you over the edge of like not paying attention
Speaker 2: to what the stuff is that you should be doing.
Speaker 2: So I don't feel bad about that. But also I
Speaker 2: understand about not wanting to post too much, but that's
Speaker 2: not gonna keep me from posting all the hot outfits
Speaker 2: and all the hot meals and all the sexy beach things,
Speaker 2: I mean, pool things that happen while I'm down there.
Speaker 2: If you want me to grab you out of the photo, Sydney,
Speaker 2: I will crop you out of all of them so
Speaker 2: people don't know that you did. But people I'm gonna
Speaker 2: know that I'm there, but it's and it doesn't like
Speaker 2: they're gonna be like Marie is celebrating a birthday and
Speaker 2: sitting that is not there. That like blasphems and should
Speaker 2: be illegal. So well, I mean, Sydney, I'm if we're
Speaker 2: down there for four days, I plan on boasting at
Speaker 2: least seventeen times. So but I understand. I because I
Speaker 2: posted something about like Carolina's bachelorette or something, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what do you wear to a uh tiki
Speaker 2: themed or whatever the theme was? What was the theme
Speaker 2: a tropical themed? I don't remember what do you what
Speaker 2: do you wear to wear tropical themed bachelorette party? And
Speaker 2: somebody come into a mask? I love them for that,
Speaker 2: and I said, you know what, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: engage with this individual. They are right, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: But they're also wrong. Yeah, so I left it alone. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I just want to I can't be in my house
Speaker 2: on that day the way that my year has been
Speaker 2: shaping up. Every day feels the same. And next week
Speaker 2: I'm liable to wake up and completely have missed my birthday,
Speaker 2: like wake up and be like, wait is today? That
Speaker 2: is today the twenty ninth. Damn it was six days ago.
Speaker 2: So that I just I don't want that. And and
Speaker 2: also since we decided we're going, like, I've been like excited,
Speaker 2: I have something to look forward to. I'm like shopping
Speaker 2: for it. I'm getting my nails done, I'm you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I'm getting a shape up at the
Speaker 2: barber shop. Like I'm doing stonishing, So I think I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna do something in the back. Oh, just line
Speaker 2: it up. I'm gonna do that today, yesterday, because I
Speaker 2: don't want a shape up in the front. That's not
Speaker 2: that's not the lifestyle that I you keep, you keep,
Speaker 2: shape you up, you get a shape up. No, thank you,
Speaker 2: that meank you. I'm anti batt thinks, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: have something excited to go. And you deserve to be happy.
Speaker 2: And look, this is the this is the dilemma. It's
Speaker 2: like stay inside, stay quote quote safe, or fucking be
Speaker 2: miserable inside, don't live at all this whole year. And
Speaker 2: you're being safe, but it's mentally debilitating you. Yeah, safe
Speaker 2: and sad or out and dangerous. I didn't come aloo
Speaker 2: out in dangerous, right out and dangerous. That's what I want,
Speaker 2: That's what I deserve. Also, like we look back and
Speaker 2: at what this year was, we're gonna be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was we couldn't go outside, that was the pandemic year.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, swabs of swabs in our noses to
Speaker 2: get our brain, you know what I mean. But this
Speaker 2: will also be the year that we went to Mexico
Speaker 2: during a pandemic. So let it be that. Let this
Speaker 2: be that year. I you know, I am older, and
Speaker 2: and it's just things are really shaping up for me
Speaker 2: in terms of what the fuck I want for the future.
Speaker 2: And you've been thinking, yeah, and you know, I spend
Speaker 2: a long time doubting myself and being sad and just
Speaker 2: not taking up being grateful for the opportunities or embracing opportunities.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, I get it, Like fucking let's
Speaker 2: go to Mexico. We have each other, we're gonna we're
Speaker 2: gonna be as safe as possible. But also it's like
Speaker 2: I want to I want to do something and feel
Speaker 2: good about it and then not have guilt. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have the guilt. And that's that's
Speaker 2: what I feel about the trip. But I know I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have a blast. And Sidney just say, you want
Speaker 2: me to have a zoom now because I'm not didn't know,
Speaker 2: I'm not cheers Everybody wearing nipple pasties to your birthday dinner, okay, girl,
Speaker 2: I mean I will make you eat outside. I what
Speaker 2: you put naval faces on them. Life. I'm using all
Speaker 2: my dad into so I'm fully using all of my
Speaker 2: dad to be like, look at this beat you on
Speaker 2: my birlin God, I just get it's something that looks
Speaker 2: it's it's just something to look forward to. It's a
Speaker 2: memory we'll always have. It's we're only going with people
Speaker 2: that we've been with throughout the entire pandemic. It's nobody new.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna get tested when we get back. There's
Speaker 2: a twenty four hour testing place and so that way
Speaker 2: we don't have to quarantine for the whole two weeks.
Speaker 2: And that's it. Like I'm not I'm a grown up
Speaker 2: and I'm good. I'm gonna do grown up things. I'm
Speaker 2: turning twenty four for the seventeen. That's my business. So
Speaker 2: I don't know, feel good about it, look good about it.
Speaker 2: And whatever you don't want to post, you don't have
Speaker 2: to post.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also if you're judging me, fuck you. If you're
Speaker 2: judging us, fuck you twice. And there'll be other friends.
Speaker 2: They'll they'll be one other you know, friend of the
Speaker 2: pod on the on the trip. So if you don't,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be tress all the times. But also you
Speaker 2: mad because you can't come with us. Happy birthday to
Speaker 2: everybody who celebrated in their houses this year, but I
Speaker 2: was not doing that. Uh. Also, you know, if you
Speaker 2: can take a trip, if you have it in you
Speaker 2: to spend a little bit of money on a trip,
Speaker 2: and you can get a little airbnb, you get some
Speaker 2: something nice in a warm place or something you know,
Speaker 2: cold place, because I know why people like cabins and
Speaker 2: like ski lodges and chalets and stuff like that. Get
Speaker 2: you a house, get with the people in your pod,
Speaker 2: and just like do something like that for like a
Speaker 2: month or a week or a couple of weeks. It's
Speaker 2: it's nice to not be in your house. Whether you're
Speaker 2: going to your parents' house for the weekend or you're
Speaker 2: going to your best friend's house for a couple of days,
Speaker 2: it's nice to not be in the house that you've
Speaker 2: been quarantining in for the whole time. That's that's what
Speaker 2: I can say about that, all right, So on to
Speaker 2: other things that the people have missed. Carolina officially is married, married, married,
Speaker 2: super married. The whole wife, a wife. She's a real wife,
Speaker 2: a real one, and we're seeing her, you know, be
Speaker 2: that that person. I mean, cooking and cleaning and like
Speaker 2: she was doing all that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: like this is like it's like she's cooking and cleaning
Speaker 2: for like like herself, but also a straight man is involved.
Speaker 2: So for me, I'm kind of like squint in my eyes.
Speaker 2: But they love each other, so it's fine. Sidney said,
Speaker 2: it's it couldn't be me, couldn't couldn't be me. Well,
Speaker 2: it will be you one day, so let's come correct.
Speaker 2: That's one hundred going to be you. Uh well maybe
Speaker 2: not the cooking or the cleaning, but you will one
Speaker 2: day be married. Yes, and that is I do you
Speaker 2: see that in my future going? O'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 2: but it was it was beautiful to see her wedding.
Speaker 2: I was I was aggie the weeks leading up to
Speaker 2: it because I just was like, it's it's a pandemic,
Speaker 2: this is this is a lot. But then when it happened,
Speaker 2: it was like, well, what if this is the last
Speaker 2: opportunity you get to have a wedding. You know, we
Speaker 2: don't know what next year is going to be, and
Speaker 2: if you're going to do it, do it as much
Speaker 2: as you would like it to be as possible. So
Speaker 2: do what the most you wish you can do. It
Speaker 2: is what I'm going to say, because everybody doesn't need
Speaker 2: a lavish wedding. Some people can go to the Justice
Speaker 2: of the Piece in a drop job with a photographer
Speaker 2: in their wedding clothes and look hot and be happy.
Speaker 2: Some people can just go in like a sweatpant joggers
Speaker 2: in joggers. She by charade joggers and get married to
Speaker 2: the person that they love like that. Other people needed
Speaker 2: to be at all white Park wedding, and it was
Speaker 2: really I think it was really well done. You know,
Speaker 2: everything looked great. She had masks for everybody. When when
Speaker 2: I was telling people she had she was having an
Speaker 2: all white wedding, they were like, only the bride is
Speaker 2: supposed to be right, and it was like, no, it's
Speaker 2: actually a really chic Solange had an all white wedding.
Speaker 2: So and a divorce baby girl that we're not on
Speaker 2: divorce yet. We're gonna we're gonna get back to that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna circle back. But Carolyna Is Caroline's wedding started
Speaker 2: two hours late. And I have never been to a
Speaker 2: wedding that started on time, So I was an hour
Speaker 2: and a half late. So I famously half an hour early.
Speaker 2: But there are people who got there before the wedding
Speaker 2: was supposed to start, and they were waiting the entire time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and whatever we were outside. I mean it was a
Speaker 2: little hot that day, but it was and the people
Speaker 2: who were there were like, you know, melts, I mean
Speaker 2: like a candle, like a candle in Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was funny. But you know, me, just watching it,
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, yeah, I kind of want this,
Speaker 2: like I kind of not necessarily the park wedding, but
Speaker 2: just a little celebration. I wanna. I want to love
Speaker 2: someone and them love me back and talk about our
Speaker 2: vows and us being together forever. Blah blah blah. This
Speaker 2: is so funny. This is so I have to laugh.
Speaker 2: This is hilarious to me because not that many months ago,
Speaker 2: on this very podcast, you were like, nah, I don't
Speaker 2: believe in with So this is fascinating to me. Fascinating. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Sydney's texting. Every time Sidney starts texting, I'm gonna stop speaking.
Speaker 2: So that's what's happening on the episode today when I'm
Speaker 2: not speaking. Blame Sydney, no, but maybe because I I'm
Speaker 2: not famously I'm incognito in love, but incognito incognitiy in love.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about all this stuff, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just and then I saw another I went to
Speaker 2: another wedding and look at you. Wedding hopping. It was great.
Speaker 2: It's it's the moving around for me that's super gross.
Speaker 2: But just the celebration, it's it's a it's the it's
Speaker 2: all white when you're a horse. It was, but was
Speaker 2: outside again, and it was you know, everything's fine, and
Speaker 2: even like the gathering afterwards was outside, so it was cool.
Speaker 2: But you know, people are taking the opportunity to be like,
Speaker 2: this is this is who I want to fucking be.
Speaker 2: Where we we were with each other during the darkest
Speaker 2: days of twenty twenty. Let's fucking do it. People are
Speaker 2: saying yes, all I gotta do is say the people are.
Speaker 2: People are not waiting around, So all I have to
Speaker 2: say because of these things, it's like you wait around
Speaker 2: for this person to acknowledge you, or you're waiting around
Speaker 2: for this person to open up and and finally take
Speaker 2: you seriously. After I don't know, four months of y'all
Speaker 2: doing serious shit but not but not committing fucking leave
Speaker 2: that person. Because people are looking locking eyes and opening
Speaker 2: their fucking hearts and pouring in and letting it go
Speaker 2: and just having fun. Okay, this sounds real. Okay, yes
Speaker 2: people are. People are opening their hearts and opening their
Speaker 2: and their ass And I'm opening ass for sure, opening ass. Well,
Speaker 2: I am not asked. Is closed here closed for repairs? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's what I'm saying. And I'm bringing this back
Speaker 2: to my birthday. Think about all of the money that
Speaker 2: you would have spent this year. Think about all the
Speaker 2: money that you would have spent on the train and
Speaker 2: on maybe you had trips planning, and or the clothes
Speaker 2: that you were gonna buy and the blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. Think about all of the money
Speaker 2: you would have spent this year. And now, think about
Speaker 2: all the money that you've saved. Right either you're receiving
Speaker 2: unemployment or you're working from home and you're still getting
Speaker 2: like a little check. The money that we're making, we
Speaker 2: can't take us, it would as well leave. And the
Speaker 2: stuff that you do right now. Yeah, you might regret
Speaker 2: some of the mistakes you've made along the way, but
Speaker 2: think about all the stuff that you did not do
Speaker 2: that you think about, like, damn, I should have went
Speaker 2: to Paris last year, or damn I should have gotten
Speaker 2: some dick from that dude, or you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like we we overthink things too much, some of us,
Speaker 2: a lot of us. Most of us. We think about
Speaker 2: what we look like, how others perceive us too much.
Speaker 2: You have to do the things for you that you
Speaker 2: need to do for you, because if this pandemic has
Speaker 2: taught me anything it's we are locked in our houses
Speaker 2: by ourselves or with our roommates, but you're in your
Speaker 2: own head all day long. You're thinking all day long
Speaker 2: about what you're doing, what your friends are doing, which
Speaker 2: you should be doing how you want, like how you
Speaker 2: should be living your life differently, Like take that trip
Speaker 2: for you, babe. Like do whatever it is that you
Speaker 2: feel like you need to do. If you can afford
Speaker 2: to do it, and it's not hurting anybody, do it.
Speaker 2: Do it.
Speaker 3: But technically traveling might hurt somebody, Yes, but if you
Speaker 3: do it safely and you travel with the people you
Speaker 3: want to be with, then travel with the people you
Speaker 3: want to be with, and then quarantine when.
Speaker 2: You get back. Don't tell me that I can't go
Speaker 2: anywhere because it might hurt somebody. Who am I going
Speaker 2: to hurt. I live alone, I live by myself. If
Speaker 2: if i'm if I'm in and out. Yeah, me and
Speaker 2: my plans if but you know these plans, well, this
Speaker 2: one's dying. But yeah, I have to Marie. We also
Speaker 2: need to record some like inser stories for our new
Speaker 2: Patreon thing that we're doing, So I'm doing this little
Speaker 2: video for us. There you go, mm hmmm, yes, yes, yes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: if if you want to do something and you're thinking
Speaker 2: about it or there's someone, I mean, don't be crazy.
Speaker 2: Like I'm saying all these things positively, Like if you're
Speaker 2: a stalker and I'm saying if you want to do something,
Speaker 2: do it. I'm not saying go out and stalk that
Speaker 2: person that you don't know. And if you're a straight
Speaker 2: man listening to this, if none of this fucking applies
Speaker 2: to that at the end of the day, straight dudes, no,
Speaker 2: straight dudes can do what they want. Only women and
Speaker 2: gays and queers and others. Yeah s, straight man, No,
Speaker 2: no need to apply. No you can you you'll manage you,
Speaker 2: you'll power through. But uh, but even you, like, if
Speaker 2: there's something that you want to do and it's gonna
Speaker 2: make you happy, and no one's gonna get hurt along
Speaker 2: the way. Okay, I'm speaking of a straight man. Cardi
Speaker 2: b is getting a deforce. Yeah, who is surprised. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. Everybody wants to get married, but nobody
Speaker 2: wants to get divorced. Nobody wants it. People want to
Speaker 2: get there are people who want to get divorced. A
Speaker 2: lot of people during the pandemic. That's the other half
Speaker 2: of this. People who were single or people who were
Speaker 2: like kind of in the beginnings of relationships. It accelerated
Speaker 2: it forward for them. But people who were already in relationships,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are breaking up because that you
Speaker 2: find when you're trapped with that person every day, all
Speaker 2: day with no distractions, that y'all don't actually like each other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And that's the thing about I will say, living in
Speaker 2: New York, it's like two passing ships in the night,
Speaker 2: Like we're so busy. What is like that relationships? Because
Speaker 2: either someone works in the day and someone works in
Speaker 2: the night, or people have two jobs and then they
Speaker 2: have things after work and then they're with their friends
Speaker 2: and they're somebody else is with their friends. So a
Speaker 2: lot of the times you only really get to see
Speaker 2: or be with the person in the morning or at
Speaker 2: night when we're having sex or whatever. You only have
Speaker 2: occasionally for holidays and whatnot. But a lot of people
Speaker 2: are not spending full on quality time, like back to
Speaker 2: back to back, like days, hours, weeks, months, just uninterrupted
Speaker 2: quality time, right, well, most none of us were. Nobody
Speaker 2: was the only people who were spending uninterrupted time together
Speaker 2: is stay at home moms with their brand new babies.
Speaker 2: Those are the only people who are uninterrupted time together.
Speaker 2: But when you have a dude or a girl and
Speaker 2: you both have jobs, and you both have hobbies, and
Speaker 2: you have a book club, and when if you was
Speaker 2: taking a dance class at Equinox offbeat and you got
Speaker 2: yoga and you're going on hikes since you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, there's all these distractions. And then even when
Speaker 2: you're with that person, you're going to a movie or
Speaker 2: you're going, you know, to a play or a comedy show,
Speaker 2: so you're not forced to talk to each other. You're
Speaker 2: doing stuff together and that's nice. So but that this
Speaker 2: none of this is applies with Cardi and Offset. He
Speaker 2: was cheating on her the entire three years that they
Speaker 2: hold on her. And that's why she's leaving him, but
Speaker 2: also doesn't he have like six kids in addition to
Speaker 2: the one that he has with her. He's a young
Speaker 2: rich rapper sis he was cheating on you, which is
Speaker 2: why he proposed to you. So like, none of this
Speaker 2: is Shit's not shocking, but it's just like it's so much.
Speaker 2: To divorce is very expensive, very she got money, she's
Speaker 2: securing Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden bags. Now, I'll tell you
Speaker 2: one thing that I I definitely you know, we want
Speaker 2: to do a prenup because that makes sense because at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, I don't want to split
Speaker 2: assets with nobody's. I just don't like I worked. You
Speaker 2: want to leave it what you came in with, whatever
Speaker 2: we made, whatever we made to other. I want all
Speaker 2: of it. So we gotta make this work, bro, you
Speaker 2: gotta make it work on me. Give me my things back,
Speaker 2: all of my We bought a couch together. Now we
Speaker 2: gotta gotta cut her in the couch and the couch
Speaker 2: the money from the fuck out here. I'm not doing
Speaker 2: all that. We're staying together. That's it. Saw the couch in, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. I want it. I want the shape. Every
Speaker 2: time I look up look at things and then say, hey,
Speaker 2: if I want to marry somebody, I also have to
Speaker 2: think about do I want to separate from everything that
Speaker 2: we have together? No, the things after your because when
Speaker 2: you move out, you got to get another apartment. I
Speaker 2: end up. Yeah. But also, but some stuff holds memories
Speaker 2: that you don't want to remember. So yeah, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: we've had what we've We've spent too many days and
Speaker 2: nights on that couch together. You keep that dusty ass,
Speaker 2: sexy ass velvet couch, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: some things you don't want. Like I was talking to
Speaker 2: this girl she wants on a date with this man,
Speaker 2: went to his house. He had like a full sized
Speaker 2: picture of him and his ex girl painted painted above
Speaker 2: the dining room table. Goodbye the pictures it doesn't yeah,
Speaker 2: but in the pictures, it doesn't look one hundred percent
Speaker 2: like him. So she was looking at it, like, well,
Speaker 2: what's the story behind this and he was like oh.
Speaker 2: He was like, it's just a piece that I got commissioned,
Speaker 2: and she was like okay. And then later she saw
Speaker 2: a picture of his ex girlfriend and she was like,
Speaker 2: that looked like the girl in the painting, and he
Speaker 2: was like yeah, that's us. And she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: but like giant, probably bigger than this art like that. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's psychotic and I don't think that's healthy. But you know,
Speaker 2: if you feel like you look good in the painting,
Speaker 2: cut half of the painting up and just like cropp it,
Speaker 2: you know, well she didn't want it. She left. She left,
Speaker 2: and he kept the painting up because I guess his
Speaker 2: dumbass paid a lot of money. It was commissioned. Bitch,
Speaker 2: Uh it did. But I will say when me and
Speaker 2: you know, Adrian, we we broke up and I had
Speaker 2: to move out. I didn't have anything, like everything was
Speaker 2: in garbage back so thankfully, you know, I didn't have
Speaker 2: much to accumulate in the breakup, but just moving my
Speaker 2: my black bags to another apartment, traumatizing, fucking drunk. First
Speaker 2: of all, moving black bag it's scary because you leave
Speaker 2: those bags on the curve for a minute too long, right,
Speaker 2: So yeah, and I'm so lazy that I don't if
Speaker 2: I'm moving in with somebody at this point, it's like
Speaker 2: it's to stay. I'm stay that part friend that the
Speaker 2: dude my boyfriend and I broke up when he asked
Speaker 2: me to move in with him because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not because I know I'm moving it right back
Speaker 2: out and you don't have a number an elevator, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing this twice and we were and it was
Speaker 2: like few, imagine if I had said yes just because
Speaker 2: I was trying to be a quote unquote good girlfriend.
Speaker 2: A good girlfriend breaks up with you, Okay, that's the
Speaker 2: moral to the story here. A good girlfriend will leave you.
Speaker 2: If she stays with you, she's trash. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: that's another thing. You guys, at this point, stop wasting
Speaker 2: motherfucker's time. Stop doing it like you know if you
Speaker 2: like somebody or not. At this point, you just know
Speaker 2: we've spent so much time with ourselves. You should know
Speaker 2: what the hell you want now. If you're over thirty,
Speaker 2: you should know what you want and a partner. You
Speaker 2: might not know yourself that well, but you should know
Speaker 2: who you want opposite of you for the long run.
Speaker 1: Mmmmmm.
Speaker 2: I mean, even if you don't know what you want,
Speaker 2: you know what you yes, and you know what you
Speaker 2: don't need. You know you don't need a Laurence from
Speaker 2: Insecure season one? Okay, I mean, what's what season? Did
Speaker 2: we just end? Four? Yeah? You don't need. You don't
Speaker 2: need a season four Lawrence either because he was probmatic,
Speaker 2: but maybe a season three You know, you need somebody,
Speaker 2: you know what works with you. You know, uh, what
Speaker 2: kind of person is gonna uplift you. You know you
Speaker 2: don't want to be with a bum, So those things.
Speaker 2: I mean. The thing is is that I just have
Speaker 2: a very skewed opinion about men overall because oh, no way,
Speaker 2: the lesbian has a skewed But it's also because I've
Speaker 2: been in relationships with them back to back to back
Speaker 2: to back. Okay, yes, but they were all trash, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I had I had a good guy. I had one
Speaker 2: good guy or two, and but I just being with women,
Speaker 2: we are we lock quickly because if we feel passionate
Speaker 2: about something, then it's we're all in and we don't
Speaker 2: really look back. And yes, you might be like this
Speaker 2: is a little hasty, but at least you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: taking a chance, and if it doesn't work out, we
Speaker 2: move the fuck on. We keep it going. And I
Speaker 2: think that's the problem with waiting around or wasting someone
Speaker 2: else's time. After a couple of years go by, you
Speaker 2: can't get that time back. A couple years. Oh babe,
Speaker 2: I'm not wasting years of my life. But some people are.
Speaker 2: Some people are because you get into a relationship with
Speaker 2: somebody that you like them, but you don't like everything
Speaker 2: about them. You think, oh, I can change this, or
Speaker 2: I can overlook that, or I can tweak that or
Speaker 2: or that'll change eventually, and it doesn't. It usually doesn't
Speaker 2: because these men they don't do what they want to do,
Speaker 2: and some of these women are a still going to
Speaker 2: get They waste some people's time. Women are wasting people time, right,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie on that right. Wasting sure, one
Speaker 2: hundred percent. But yeah, people stay. And then other times
Speaker 2: people stay because they don't have anywhere else to go.
Speaker 2: They don't have the funds to be in an apartment themselves.
Speaker 2: Maybe they got some kids, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: They don't really they don't know where to go or
Speaker 2: what to do. And then other people say because they're like, well,
Speaker 2: I put all this time in, so I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 2: reap my benefits, and it's like you should probably just leave.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta cut your losses and go, cut
Speaker 2: your losses and go, because that I do I have,
Speaker 2: I have regrets in terms of, you know, my last relationship,
Speaker 2: because I'm like, damn, I knew I wasn't in a
Speaker 2: good place. I was in a really awful place. And
Speaker 2: we probably could have ended it a little bit earlier
Speaker 2: than what we did, because I knew I wasn't getting better,
Speaker 2: and I also was I also was worried. I was like,
Speaker 2: I became codependent and I can't do anything without this person,
Speaker 2: or you know, I'm a failure. And I took that
Speaker 2: risk and it was like, Okay, it just so happened
Speaker 2: that Carolina was like, hey, you can move into this
Speaker 2: apartment blah blah blah. And I moved in and I
Speaker 2: got roommate, and I was nervous because I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I can pay this rent, but like, what if something
Speaker 2: happens with this roommate, will I be able to afford it?
Speaker 2: And then look what happened, Like I just have to
Speaker 2: put in good faith sys that what's supposed to happen
Speaker 2: for me will happen, and the things are not gonna
Speaker 2: happen if you're too scared to actually make the move, well,
Speaker 2: if you don't ever move forward, nothing's ever going to
Speaker 2: move forward. You always going to be in the same
Speaker 2: exact place, And I think that's something that people need
Speaker 2: to realize that, like, even if you don't move, the
Speaker 2: world is gonna continue around you. Right, Like, we've been
Speaker 2: literally in a state of pause since March. And I
Speaker 2: was talking to somebody the other day and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did that back in August, and I was like, August, August.
Speaker 2: When did August get here? Yeah, it's like every day
Speaker 2: feels it still feels like it could be March still,
Speaker 2: the way that the weather feels right now. So the
Speaker 2: world is going to continue around you, and you have
Speaker 2: to You do have to take that chance, which brings
Speaker 2: me back to my birthday. You gotta go on that trip, babe,
Speaker 2: you take That's the title of that You gotta go
Speaker 2: on that trip. Baby. You gotta go on that trip, babe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the name of the episode. Just do it.
Speaker 2: Do the hashtag, Just do it hash. The podcast is Hey,
Speaker 2: Nike single, not a shirt you much, not a not
Speaker 2: a draw string duffel bag, nake crazy. But Beyonce sent
Speaker 2: me something anyway. Beyonce said, you something just trying to
Speaker 2: I was just trying to go to box. You had
Speaker 2: to just trying to make Nike jealous. But you had
Speaker 2: a tiny box. I mean, I'll take an Adida's box.
Speaker 2: I'll take a Puma box. You know. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'll take a new Balance, but I'll take a
Speaker 2: new Balance box. What am I saying? I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: take a sketcher's box. That is a hard no, thank you.
Speaker 2: I will take a sketcher's check, So I guess I'll
Speaker 2: think the box, Jude Marie. The way we went on
Speaker 2: that roller coaster with you, Jeez, what a journey, Sidney.
Speaker 2: If Sketchers offered you one hundred thousand dollars to be
Speaker 2: a spokesperson for a year, you wouldn't do it. Oh,
Speaker 2: the way that you're thinking about it. You have a
Speaker 2: spare hundred thousands your house right now. I would say yes.
Speaker 2: But if we weren't in the pandemic, I would say no,
Speaker 2: because I'm I'm It's not that I don't love Sketchers.
Speaker 2: I do. I just that's all I'm gonna say. That's it.
Speaker 2: If we were not in the pandemic, you wouldn't take
Speaker 2: the hundred things I would take. It's fine. The way
Speaker 2: that you're lying to the listeners, on the first week
Speaker 2: back from the tie. I think Sydney says that we
Speaker 2: need to take another hiatus. This is going to be
Speaker 2: the last episode for the time a friend. It's so
Speaker 2: many of us have them friends. Okay, so we did
Speaker 2: Caroly in his wedding, We did your birthday. Yes, we
Speaker 2: did the we did a Cardian with his face Guardian,
Speaker 2: what's it we did that? Yeah, California is on fire.
Speaker 2: We didn't talk about that, but we'll talk about it
Speaker 2: just a little bit. It's on fire and global warming
Speaker 2: is a thing and it's for real, and I just
Speaker 2: want to put that out there, guys, like the world
Speaker 2: is on fire. We're not doing well. No, we're not
Speaker 2: doing well, but I think it's it's gonna get better.
Speaker 2: But again, is it like wet. I think it might
Speaker 2: get worse before it gets better, honestly, because I think
Speaker 2: businesses are going to continue to shut down and we're
Speaker 2: gonna finally come outside and it's gonna be all these
Speaker 2: abandoned businesses and storefronts, and it's gonna be real, uh
Speaker 2: like the Apocalypse just that and yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: like a movie. It's gonna be real. I am legend
Speaker 2: because these places are gonna be closed, and new businesses
Speaker 2: aren't gonna pop up right away. They don't have any money.
Speaker 2: They gotta raise capital to put something new there. You know,
Speaker 2: I mean all of Modell's shut down. Remember Modells gotta
Speaker 2: go to no that's most gotta go to mos god
Speaker 2: Rip gotta go to Moos. Come o, friend, this is
Speaker 2: this is what I'm gonna say. Mmm. We need to
Speaker 2: stop wasting money. We need to stop taking life. We
Speaker 2: need to take life seriously but also have fun. We
Speaker 2: need to get into stocks and bonds. We need to
Speaker 2: build a family together. And that's why I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: will you marry me? Over the zoom, Marie, I have
Speaker 2: a ring for you. What is that? Is that? A
Speaker 2: bread tie?
Speaker 1: A bread twist tie. Absolutely proposed it to your Marie.
Speaker 1: We just needed to know I don't do it. Come on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the opposite. I'm gonna say the opposite.
Speaker 1: I just said, I say we need to start spending money. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I famously cheap and Sydney famously frivolous with money,
Speaker 1: I'll say, spend the money.
Speaker 2: You can't take it with you when you leave. You
Speaker 2: will make more money now you should definitely be saving.
Speaker 2: You should have a savings account, and yes, join robin Hood.
Speaker 2: I joined them earlier this year. Gone got stocks. Now
Speaker 2: you know I'm making a little bit of money. Let
Speaker 2: me see how much money I made today. I mean
Speaker 2: last week I was losing money and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm too tired too, I'm too tired to figure this out. Okay,
Speaker 2: so today I've lost sixty dollars. So I'm not making
Speaker 2: any money right now. But I made money yesterday. But
Speaker 2: whatever I say, spend the money, Splurge on things, do
Speaker 2: things for you that make you feel good. Self care.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna shout words that I think you guys
Speaker 2: will like self self care. Call a friend or text
Speaker 2: a friend that you haven't spoken to in a while,
Speaker 2: Call your mom, pick your phone up and call your
Speaker 2: call your aunt who you haven't spoke to but you
Speaker 2: say is your favorite aunt. Do those things right and
Speaker 2: then you'll feel good about yourself. And if you don't
Speaker 2: feel good about yourself, call a therapist. I have a
Speaker 2: call with a therapist scheduled for September twenty serious because
Speaker 2: the Monday after this goes out. Yeah, just like a
Speaker 2: preliminary call, you know, just to see like, yes, you
Speaker 2: could do something for me. I'm proud of you, Marie.
Speaker 2: I mean I am also proud of me. But I
Speaker 2: think that I think all black people need therapy period
Speaker 2: hard stop. But now I think everybody needs therapy after
Speaker 2: what we've gone through this year. So I think just
Speaker 2: go call the one time or make the call that
Speaker 2: one time, and then see how you you never know,
Speaker 2: You never fucking know, and you don't know something. Your
Speaker 2: friend is in therapy, huh, and you never know it's
Speaker 2: if it's working until like a month after you have
Speaker 2: to do it for at least a month. I just
Speaker 2: our friend is in therapy and she's so clearheaded and happy,
Speaker 2: and I just want to be there. I want to
Speaker 2: be clear here so that I can create and I
Speaker 2: can do work, and I can perform to the best
Speaker 2: of my ability, and I can see things because sometimes
Speaker 2: you have to say what is in your head to
Speaker 2: see it. And you know, I guess I'll talk to
Speaker 2: a white woman on the phone for fifteen minutes to
Speaker 2: see things clearly. I let her fix my life. You know,
Speaker 2: I wanted a black therapist. But you know, if I'm
Speaker 2: sad and you said and it's just us on the
Speaker 2: phone like ys sis sis. Also we both say were
Speaker 2: eating on the call. It's I don't want that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want that for me. You truly don't need that.
Speaker 2: We just don't know. And also I don't have to
Speaker 2: see I don't know if she does these calls over
Speaker 2: zoom or it's on the phone. But I don't have
Speaker 2: to see her shoes. I don't have to see if
Speaker 2: she's wearing tomes or sketchers or clerks or uggs sandals,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean the FaceTime
Speaker 2: situation is cool, and you could tell, you could see
Speaker 2: if they're low key paying attention, and it's just you're
Speaker 2: you're talking so you don't have to talk to a
Speaker 2: friend that you feel like, Damn, am I a broken record?
Speaker 2: Am I ruining this this friendship? Because I keep talking
Speaker 2: about it and you're paying someone to listen, and they're
Speaker 2: not going to tell you the exact things you need
Speaker 2: to do, but they're going to ask the right questions
Speaker 2: to lead you in the direction you need to be, Yeah,
Speaker 2: or they're going to ask you the right questions for
Speaker 2: you to think about things differently. Because sometimes we only
Speaker 2: can see something one way until somebody's like, well, why
Speaker 2: would you do that? Why wouldn't you do it? Wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be easy to do it this way? And then
Speaker 2: you you're like, oh snah, that's a completely different perspective.
Speaker 2: And for me, I think that's what therapy will be
Speaker 2: is a completely different perspective. Also, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know how much it costs, so I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say that I'm in therapy on I'm taking a call.
Speaker 2: Just know that it's in the works, work in progress, bitch,
Speaker 2: and we support you well. And then I also just
Speaker 2: say spend the money. So I should just spend the money.
Speaker 2: It depends on how much money. It depends on how
Speaker 2: much the money is spending the night. Thank you? Uh well,
Speaker 2: Sydney cannot wait to be in Mexican. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: We've been through so much friend, and I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to do it with anybody else. Also, we had a
Speaker 2: million trips planned this year and none of them happened.
Speaker 2: So let's just do this one and see what hip
Speaker 2: go on. To take the trip. Hey, we're doing the
Speaker 2: trip and then marry me mm hmmm. Or if someone
Speaker 2: offered you a million dollars to marry me, would you
Speaker 2: a million dollars to marry you and I had to
Speaker 2: split my money with you. They would just offer you
Speaker 2: a million dollars to marry me on pay let me,
Speaker 2: let me get down on my knees. Yes, I'd marry
Speaker 2: you for a million dollars, and I would give you
Speaker 2: a little bit of a money. I'll give you a
Speaker 2: little bit. I'll give you a couple bucks. Feels good
Speaker 2: to hear that out loud. I would buy you a
Speaker 2: year's supply of sketchs xo xo. Okay, so we did this.
Speaker 2: This was the episode. You know, we're gonna do some
Speaker 2: Patreon episodes too, so you guys can get up our
Speaker 2: next and Max and you know, if you haven't gone
Speaker 2: on the Patreon yet and supported us, you should because
Speaker 2: we do have some juicy stuff on there and you
Speaker 2: can connect the dots and then figure out what gossip
Speaker 2: you want to know about me because Marine doesn't do
Speaker 2: that anymore, not anything. So, yeah, this has been fantastic.
Speaker 2: You know, rate comic subscribe all those good things. Do
Speaker 2: that for us, Yes, I love this. Yeah, do those
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Speaker 2: But also I want everybody to scream and yell and
Speaker 2: shout from the mountaintops, Happy birthday to a marine. Make
Speaker 2: sure you put yes. But this episode is four days.
Speaker 2: That's fine birthday. I want people to still be putting
Speaker 2: up Happy birthday days after your birthday, because you deserve
Speaker 2: a friend. I do. I do deserve. I'm on zoole anyway,
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