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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now. Yes that it does. As

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Speaker 1: we are in the air everywhere the vast power of

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Speaker 1: the I Heart Global Podcasting Department. Here you can hear

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Speaker 1: providing you marginal entertainment over your long, boring weekend because

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Speaker 1: you have to practice social distancing and we will restore

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Speaker 1: joined as always by the deadweight that is David gask On,

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Speaker 1: who is in the house in the as this is uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, it was nice to be properly introduced using

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Speaker 1: my correct name, and uh happy happy uh Coronavirus week

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Speaker 1: to you, Ben Mallard. It's uh. It's odd that you,

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Speaker 1: You know, the Disney stock is down. You go to

428
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Speaker 1: you know, these Apple, all these big companies, they're they're

429
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Speaker 1: gonna go back up. They're not, They're not gonna. This

430
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Speaker 1: is not the room nation of these companies. Um, so

431
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Speaker 1: when do you buy and then can you buy enough

432
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Speaker 1: where you make enough money? On the other side, it's

433
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: this This is weird. It's like threading a needle because

434
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Speaker 1: you don't want to buy too soon because the stocks

435
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: can go down further. But you don't want to wait

436
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: too long either. So there's a fine cat and mouse

437
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: game that you gotta play well being in the real

438
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: estate industry for a long period of time. I think

439
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Speaker 1: the one way you can compare it, Ben is that

440
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Speaker 1: you don't you don't try to time it as perfectly

441
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: as possible. You just buy it when you're comfortable. Because

442
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: even if the real estate market comes down, interest rates

443
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: typically will go up and vice versa. You know, the

444
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: prices on homes will go up, interest rates will go down.

445
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: So it's not all about necessarily timing it out perfectly,

446
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: but it's about what you're comfortable with and then trying

447
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: to stack on top of that. So if you buy

448
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: something at a certain price on shares and then it

449
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: drops down, there's nothing wrong with that. But I think

450
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Speaker 1: the biggest thing that people should not do is to

451
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: dump or to sell anything right now, because that's the

452
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: worst time to do anything with the market because you're

453
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Speaker 1: not getting any kind of value. Like you just said,

454
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Speaker 1: you go in your four O one K right now,

455
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna see noth them but read no grains, nothing

456
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: at all or anything like that. I would I would

457
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: definitely purchase when you're comfortable. I mean, I've I've started

458
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 1: to do that. Um. The third thing I'm grateful for

459
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: and I know you can definitely back me on. This

460
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: is the way that Vegas has taken a hit because

461
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: you pay at least twenty five dollars for parking, which

462
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: is bullshit. You pay at least fifteen and thirty five

463
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: dollars for your quote unquote resort fee, which goes to Yeah,

464
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: but it's like Internet, it's phones that you don't use

465
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: in a hotel room typically. It's the gym, it's the pool,

466
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: it's all these other accessories that are now pushed upon

467
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Speaker 1: the guests that come into Vegas. In the late nineties

468
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 1: early two thousand's, Vegas was so so observant on guests

469
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: that they want to bring in. They didn't worry about

470
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: monitoring your play by hours or by time. It was

471
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: all about the chips you brought in, the stacks of

472
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Speaker 1: money you brought in. They'd compy of food, they'd compy,

473
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: drain that comp you entertainment for the night or for

474
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Speaker 1: the weekend. And now everything is just so corporate. It's

475
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: all about maxing out on what they can take from

476
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: you as opposed to what you can bring in for them. Potentially, Uh,

477
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: they've taken a shot, and I think they need to

478
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: get a kneecap for a little while too. Oh, they're

479
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: getting kneecaped. You got a lot of friends in Vegas,

480
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: and it is brutal, man, you work in that service industry.

481
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: And but the casinos did get carried away, and then

482
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Speaker 1: the only people that experience Vegas the way Vegas was

483
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: set up in the early days when the mob ran

484
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Speaker 1: it are the whales. Like if you're a whale, if

485
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: you're a big time gambler, they would fly you in,

486
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: roll out the red carpet. You've got your special entrance, valet, parking,

487
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: whatever you need, and it was all taken care of. Yeah,

488
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: but I mean even still, like if you dropped a

489
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Speaker 1: couple of grand on a weekend, you would still likely

490
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: get at least a room camp for the night or

491
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Speaker 1: camp for the weekend, or some entertainment for the night,

492
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Speaker 1: or even dinner out for you and your wife or

493
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Speaker 1: significant other. It's not like that anymore. You'll be lucky

494
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: if you get some kind of credits on your account

495
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: for a cup of copy the next time you came

496
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: out to Vegas. That's and then I'll bet you that

497
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: once this ends, and because people and this could go

498
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: on for a year or maybe more, who the hell knows,

499
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: I hopefully will be a lot less though somebody will,

500
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: some science genius will win the Nobel Peace Prize or

501
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: something for coming up with a vaccine, you know, in

502
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: eight months instead of fourteen months or something like that.

503
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: But um, the hotel business, they're gonna have to beg

504
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: you to come back because people aren't gonna be running

505
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: the hotel still. I have a feeling that a lot

506
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: of people are still gonna be like, I don't know,

507
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. And then so they're gonna

508
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: have to give you freebees to entice you, a little

509
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: carrot on the stick to get you to go out.

510
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: But as far as your Baker's field stories that you

511
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: were talking about here a couple of minutes ago. This

512
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: is my theory. I learned this when I was a kid.

513
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: I read one of the great books as a child,

514
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: and it was a Dr. Seuss book. Oh the places

515
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: You'll go and the people you'll see and listen, that's

516
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: what's going on right now for us. You know, life's

517
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: all about the stories you pick up along the way,

518
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: and we're all picking up stories. And I said this

519
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: on the radio the other night. When I was a kid,

520
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: I used to hear stories from World War Two veterans

521
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: and that they called it the greatest generation, right grist generation.

522
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: There used to be these long, heartfelt stories written and

523
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: they did tremendous things, the World War Two generation, and

524
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Speaker 1: many of them would mock you know, we were kids,

525
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: and they would say, you know, you kids have it

526
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: so easy. You're not going to experience anything that bad

527
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: in your life, anything that's you know, gonna really mess

528
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: you up, and all that. I'm like, well, you know,

529
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: i'm a middle aged guy and I've I've experienced some

530
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: stuff where I can start to brag a liver. You know,

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00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: I lived through nine eleven and that experience the country

532
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: shutting down there. Now we have a global pandemic that's

533
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: shutting down regular life in America. So I got a

534
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: couple of notches on my belt here. Yeah, So I

535
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: feel pretty good about that. And I mainly because I

536
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: can just yell and scream and shell bucket my day.

537
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: I can be that. I wonder if your wife has

538
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: any girlfriends that are engaged right now, I'm trying to

539
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: prep for a for a wedding, because, um, I've had

540
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: a few friends, we have colleagues that have weddings right

541
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: around the corner that have now been canceled. But I say, hey,

542
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I took a page out of your book,

543
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: but I'm like, hey, this is a way better story.

544
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: Like I understand that you're gonna be upset or disappointed,

545
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: but there's something unique about this that if we can

546
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: all get through this with our heads on and our

547
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: chins up. Is that you were supposed to have a

548
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: wedding date for April the seventeen that's now canceled. You

549
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: push it back six months or even a year. That's

550
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 1: because of what happened. I mean when I went to Bakersfield,

551
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: I went to Bakersfield because the guy that hired me,

552
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: his wife was diagnosed with breast cancer. She recovered. I

553
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: went there, I was by myself, had two days off

554
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,479
Speaker 1: a month. There was gunfire at one of the ball games.

555
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: I lost my job. After six months. I came back

556
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: to to Fox Sports Radio with my head down. But

557
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: like tail between your legs, I remember that we all

558
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: laugh at we pointed and mocked you when you walked

559
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: into the building again. Yeah, but you know what that was.

560
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: That was the trip I took and and it was wild.

561
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: It was entertaining. But you know there's something about it,

562
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: Like you said, you don't get anything by not getting out,

563
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: and it has to be done, so um, embrace it. Man, Listen,

564
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: it's it's a good story that we're only here for

565
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: a short time. Either way, you know, I might as

566
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: well have have fun with you to get some stories.

567
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: And now, how are you bracing the fact that that

568
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: we are not operational in the gym right now? Because

569
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,239
Speaker 1: all the time that's really fucked me up. Man. I

570
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: am a creature of habit like most people, and I

571
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: ever since I started doing the Overnight show, I have

572
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: had the same routine. My whole day has planned out,

573
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: you know, I spent a certain amount of time getting

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00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: ready for the show, here, a certain a pound of

575
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: time sleeping, certain amount of time at the gym, and

576
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: it's it's messed me up, and I have to figure

577
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: something out. I have not been to the gym in

578
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: a couple of days because the gym's closed, and I

579
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: haven't really worked out in a couple of days, and

580
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to find a park and just

581
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: wander around aimlessly and just start walking, at least get

582
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: some exercise walking. We used to have a treadmill at

583
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: the Mallard mansion, but my wife hated the fucking thing

584
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: and so because it made a lot of noise and

585
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: it took up a lot of space, and so she

586
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: got rid of it. And now I'm like, I wish

587
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: I had that treadmill. Man, I could still work out

588
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: at home and it would be great. Be sure to

589
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

590
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: two am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox Sports

591
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Now since the

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00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: since the L A. Rams cheerleader auditions have probably been

593
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: called off. Um, should I make an alternative? Should I

594
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: make a pivot? Were. If I can get a certain

595
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: amount of Twitter followers or Instagram followers, I can create

596
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: a workout video for you and the Mrs in lu

597
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Speaker 1: al of not doing an audition for the l A

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00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: Roums cheerleaders. No, what do you mean? No? Do you

599
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: want to think about it more? Why would I want

600
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: to see you work out because it will help you

601
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: work out? And I don't want to see you when

602
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: you're not working out. Why would I want to see

603
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: you when you're working at because it'll give you ideas

604
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: of what to do when you're at home and you're

605
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: I'll be the camera guy. All right? How about this?

606
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: We sign up for Driver's Head and I am in

607
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: the backseat and you are taught how to properly park

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00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: an automobile. How about that? Wouldn't that be great? It

609
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: was driving one oh one with gascon. Can we use

610
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: your car? No? Whatnot? No? We'll use the car from

611
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: what we can't? We use yours? But yours says dense

612
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: in it already? I you want more dense in your car?

613
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: I have one dent from whoever fucking hit my car

614
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: here in the Premier studio building. So really, somebody at

615
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: your car? Yeah, it's probably because you parked in their space,

616
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: like funk this guy. Maybe the baseball bat out. I'd

617
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: like to think they didn't, but but maybe that's a

618
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: possibility that that's a pretty good bit, though I need

619
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: to go pro camera to do that. A couple of

620
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: other stories related to the coronavirus that somewhat amusing. Might

621
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: have seen these over the last couple of days. Maybe

622
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: not businesses, there are certain businesses that are tremendously successful

623
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: in the light of the pandemic in Florida. I was

624
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: reading a story they said that crime scene clean up,

625
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: that people are hiring crime scene clean up to to

626
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: sanitize their places from the coronavirus. People selling essential oils

627
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: doing very well. Travel insurance is big, all of these. Obviously,

628
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: the grocery industry, the stores that sell produce and whatnot,

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Speaker 1: they've surged in business, which is interesting. You know that

630
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: one of one of the trickle down problems from the

631
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Speaker 1: coronavirus is that traditionally this is the biggest month of

632
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: the year for what operation guesscon March is the biggest

633
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: month of the here for what alcohol. That's not an

634
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: operation dummy, I said. A medical procedure a scheduled medical

635
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: procedure that is not a life and death obviously, because

636
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: you can't, you know you can't. How about breast augmentation, No,

637
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: the mail equivalent of that. Well, actually it's not the

638
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: mail equivalent, but it's the it's a male procedure. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you are totally gobsmacked here, I am. I'm

640
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Speaker 1: baffled by what way you would consider the male equivalent

641
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Speaker 1: of Well, it's it's it's a male surgery. It's not

642
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: the equivalent of boob enhancement, but it's it's something that

643
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: men do at a certain age. Yes, the vasectomy. March

644
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: is the biggest month of the year for vasectomies. Why

645
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,479
Speaker 1: because dudes plan it out for the first two days

646
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: of the n c A A tournament because they have

647
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: all the March madness to binge watch on that Thursday

648
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: and Friday live sports programming, to bet on. You gotta

649
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: sit there for a couple of days when you get

650
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: your balls chopped off, and these guys all a lot

651
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: of people have had surgery. And this is the week actually,

652
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: because this was supposed to be the start of the

653
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: tournament this week and nothing to watch. Sorry, sorry, you

654
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: got enough I'm still baffled that you thought that that

655
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: was the equivalent of a breast augmentation. So, oh stop,

656
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,439
Speaker 1: you were completely flummexed. You're embarrassed by how flummexed you were, which,

657
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play the This is always a fun game.

658
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: Which one is more embarrassing? All right? Now? Story number one,

659
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: Police and Oregon sent out a public notification telling people

660
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: not to call nine one one because they ran out

661
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: of toilet paper, that it is not a public emergency.

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00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: All right, that's number one. Number two. According to reports

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00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: from the Poison Control Center in Virginia, they have been

664
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: warning their residence to not drink bleach in an attempt

665
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: keep themselves from contracting the coronavirus. Right, which one is

666
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: that you gotta go with the bleach? Right? Yeah? Bleaches?

667
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: Bleaches bullshit? Yeah. I know there's some charlatans, some quacks

668
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: quack quack quack medical quackery online talking about bleach. But

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Speaker 1: you've got to really be uh, you have a i

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00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: Q of a fruit fly to think that that's the

671
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: way to go to chug some bleach is the way

672
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: to go. I saw the Mayor of Baltimore had a

673
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: special request for all the all the natives don't shoot

674
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: people during this time because they need hospital beds for

675
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: people infect with coronavirus. So when this calms down, the

676
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: mayor will say, go ahead, resume normal activity. Bang bang

677
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: like an astro, except with a gun. How about this?

678
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: Do you see the sex industry? What's going on the

679
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: sexuality of the coronavirus? This is right up your wheelhouse. Yeah,

680
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. They said that there are now condom

681
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: shortages is a result of this, and this is great.

682
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: Sales of sex toys are going through the roof. That's right,

683
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: sales of sex toys. Not that's not just for the ladies,

684
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: so for the dudes also. Uh, they are increasing and

685
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: said they've increased sales compared to the original forecast. And

686
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: this is a global pandemic. So they're selling these things

687
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: all over the world. Probably the Womanizer, which is what

688
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: Gascon has at home. He uses that the brand, that's

689
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: what it's called the Womanizer. And you wouldn't know that,

690
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: I wouldn't the story. Uh, they can't keep these things

691
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: on the shelf. For on the virtual shelf. The Womanizer

692
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: recorded sixty higher sales in Italy, higher in France, seventy

693
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 1: higher in Hong Kong, and they are still awaiting the

694
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: information in the United States, so people are choosing condoms

695
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: and sex toys to get through the lack of supposed

696
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: physical contact that I have a feeling there's two things

697
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: are gonna happen when we're done with all this, Guest

698
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: gon There'll be a lot of people getting divorced because

699
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: they have to spend time with their spouse and they

700
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: hate their spouse. Fortunately I'm not in that camp. And

701
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: then the other camp is will be a lot of

702
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: babies that are born because people have a lot of

703
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: time to stoop because there's not much else to do

704
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: if you're married, and you figure, you know, what the

705
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: hell would I have? I'm gonna get whatever this person

706
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: has anyway, so why not. Yeah. I like the fact

707
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: that in those countries the sales of sex toys has

708
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: gone up. We're here in the United States. We got

709
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this, but earlier in

710
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 1: the week, the New York Times took time The Times

711
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: all the time. Gascon gets his news from CNN, The

712
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,919
Speaker 1: New York Times, the Washington Post. West of the four

713
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: oh five, guest counts well on Twitter, The New York

714
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: Times decided to give us, the American public, a reminder

715
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: that we need to stay indoors. So they created a

716
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: collage of videos of all these celebrities, actors, actresses, singers, um,

717
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: television hosts plitting with us to stay indoors. Like that's

718
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: exactly what I need right now with the coronavirus. I

719
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: need to reminder from celebrities that can afford to stay

720
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: home because they're swimming in money, Like, hey, I need

721
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: you guys to stay home, Like, yes, no fucking ship,

722
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: I need to stay home. But I need a celebrity

723
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: telling me that. That's much like some Hollywood fuck in

724
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: the hills that has a sixteen bedroom mansion with a

725
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: basketball court, a resort style swimming pool and uh and

726
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: all that, and we're fighting for toilet paper down here,

727
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: you unwashed their fighting for toilet paper. Yeah, fuck you

728
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: and your little videos. Okay, And I don't get it either,

729
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: because when I went to the store, you mentioned produce.

730
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: But the thing that popped up to me, Ben was

731
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: that I went to a Sprouts, Trader Joe's and Albertson's,

732
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: and I could still pick up like chia seeds. I

733
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: can pick up oats and and whole grains. I can

734
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: pick a protein powder like those things that you could

735
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: supplement for some of the things that you're not necessarily getting.

736
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: People weren't touching, like you know what was funny? I

737
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: went to Smart and Final. Um where else did I go?

738
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: I went to Walmart, the grocery store at Walmart, and

739
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: I went to a Mexican market because the listener Malle Militia.

740
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: Guys were like, hey, go to the Mexican market, man,

741
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: They're cool, they're you know, why not? They got everything?

742
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: So I went around and the one thing I should

743
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: have taken a picture of it at Walmart completely picked over, right.

744
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: It was like somebody had got in there and they've

745
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: just taken everything. The one section that was almost untouched

746
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: was the gluten free section that even in a time

747
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: of crisis, people are like, I don't need the gluten

748
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: free ship, I'll leave that. It was so funny because

749
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: it was like all the gluten free products were there

750
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: as they normally are, and everything else was picked over.

751
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: It's hilarious that it's absolutely amazing. I said that because

752
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: my wife is living the gluten free lifestyle. But I mean,

753
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: you can't if you can't work out, you need to

754
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: at least eat well or decently. We had the advantage

755
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: if you want to try intermittent fasting to do that,

756
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: but you need to have some semblance of a decent life.

757
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: If you're not going out, you probably get some people

758
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: that are still drinking at home and still smoking at home,

759
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: which is dumbfounding to me. But I mean, teach his own.

760
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: That's just some Florida man stories. He's actual stories, some

761
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: actual people that live in the state of Florida. A

762
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: drunk Florida man. Thank the good samaritan who gave him

763
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: a place to stay when he couldn't get a home. Right,

764
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: you know what the guy did. He kicked him out. No, no,

765
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: he he urinated all over his bedroom and then attacked him.

766
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: This is in Melbourne, Florida. Oh my gosh, that's great.

767
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: I would like to thank a good samaritan. And here's

768
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: some of my urine. Here's some of my urine. I

769
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: hope you enjoy that. Would you ever consider bringing somebody

770
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: into your home? Oh fuck, no, no no, And I'll

771
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: tell you why. Um because like look at weed Man.

772
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: Like weed Man, we got him. This guy used to

773
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: listen to the show, and he's a homeless loser in Miami,

774
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: and I liked him parts of it my life. I

775
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: gotta kick out of weed Man. I thought it was

776
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: a good character on the show for a while. Then

777
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: he turned into a bad character on the show. We

778
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: couldn't get rid of him. But there was a listener

779
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: another malled militia guys like, you know what, I'm moving.

780
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: I got a house here, weed Man can stay at

781
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: my house. And weed Man was such a ship head

782
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: to this guy and such a dope. And it was

783
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: a huge mess, and and and and it was the

784
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: guy was just trying to do him a solid. And

785
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I believe in that old Benjamin

786
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: Franklin quote that the fishing house gets stink after three days.

787
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: You got you want to get rid of him? So sorry,

788
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: not gonna happen now. If I if I lose my

789
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: job or something, I'll rent out every part of my

790
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: house for somebody because I'll want to, you know, survive.

791
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: But other than that, no, uh, A woman in Florida

792
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: not that's not Florida, man, This is Florida. Woman. Woman

793
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: in Florida was caught having sex outside a hospital. This

794
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: is like a couple of days ago, she's facing indecent

795
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: exposure charges. But the reason this becomes newsworthy she was

796
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: having sex with a Florida man, so it does a

797
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: Florida man story. Her mug shot. She was having sex outside,

798
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: but she had her face mask on, and the story

799
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: implies that she works at the hospital. She's I don't

800
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: think she's a I think she's like in the cleaning

801
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: crew at the hospital, but she works at the hospital.

802
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: She had the face mask and she went outside to

803
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: screw some guy, but at least she kept the face

804
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: mask on. Well, I mean, she's practicing good hygiene. And

805
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: that says enough for the guide to be still turned

806
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: on by her because he doesn't need a kiss her

807
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: to to be your house. So that's that's a good start.

808
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: That's that's a good job by her. Here's the headline

809
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: of the day from Florida Boy. It says, I'm not

810
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: going to lie, it's cocaine. Florida man attempted to eat

811
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: a debit card in front of police about that. Apparently

812
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: it was some dead guys credit card and he was

813
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: trying to eat hide the evidence. But he said it's cocaine,

814
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: is what he said. Wow, well you can't assume, well,

815
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: you can't assume gender anymore, and and now you can't

816
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 1: assume product now right? What else we have? Florida made

817
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: Florida man bailed out after impersonating a police officer. That

818
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: would not be newsworthy in Florida. Happens all the time.

819
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: But uh. A couple of hours later, he was arrested

820
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: again using a fake badge to get out of paying

821
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: for a toll. Oh man, that's Brandson movie former NBA

822
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: player that I will not name right now? What else

823
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: we have? A man in a hazmat suit spotted at

824
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: a Florida Costco store. Guy work fun in has mats

825
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: to Costco? Oh man, I okay, So I go to

826
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: a I go to city bank. My my money's there

827
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: and one of the one of the branches in San

828
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: Pedro a couple of days ago, they had a single

829
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: file line and you had to be six ft away

830
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: from each other, but they only allowed two people in

831
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: at a time. As soon as I got my money

832
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: and I'm going to the parking lot, this woman rolls

833
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: up in this all beat up Mercedes. It was like

834
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: a like a late eighties Mercedes, but it was beat up.

835
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: It was it was pink. She gets out of the

836
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: car bet and I should you not? She looked like

837
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: she just left a a an eer room. Uh, a

838
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: little redundant. She left an e er facility. And she

839
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: had her her shoes recovered. She wasn't a nurse, she

840
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,959
Speaker 1: wasn't a doctor. But she almost looked like a hazmat suit.

841
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: And she was on the scene somewhere. So she had

842
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: the mask on, she had something covering her her her hat,

843
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: she had gloves on. She was she was debt to

844
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: the nines. And I can tell you that much. I

845
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: was like, this is not to nurse, this is not

846
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: a doctor. That fits the bill exactly what you're talking

847
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: about in Florida. And well, you love Florida. You have a

848
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: a family in Florida, so you are you are living

849
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: the Florida man, no taxes, they're constantly living. Is a

850
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: little bit cheaper than California. So you move to Florida. Well,

851
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: I like, how about that moved the Florida. I love

852
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: l a man. No you don't. I do. It's just

853
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: well last year you like the Hollywood bullshit? Yeah, I

854
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: don't really like the Hollywood. You're an idiot. You are

855
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: the one that invited me to this exclusive private party

856
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: last week in Hollywood. Don't give him that crap like

857
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: I had to mix it up, because I'll tell you why, dummy.

858
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: That was the last public experience for the rest of

859
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: the year. I gotta get out in party. No mallard

860
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: u ugly sweater party this year because we'll all be

861
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: in quarantine. So we're good. No Dodger games, no Dodger games,

862
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: no Clippers NBA Finals, no Clippers parade, none of that.

863
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: It's all over. Another year of choking. Clippers win the championship,

864
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: they don't win. Lebron's a year older, so that's another

865
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: That's that's the real positive from sports is that Lebron

866
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: now is the last chance he had to win a championship.

867
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: Is over as the lead dog, as the alpha dog.

868
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: It's a shame in it. Uh, let's get to grab bag.

869
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. Let's try to

870
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: go short on our answers, so we get to as

871
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: many questions as we can. Jesse from Pomona in so

872
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: Cal writes in and I says, I got another question

873
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: for you. With Boston trading Mookie Betts to the Dodgers

874
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: and Tom Brady walking away from the Patriots to Tampa

875
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Bay this week. Is Boston becoming the new Cleveland for

876
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: mediocrity in sports. That's from Jesse. Al Right, see now, Jesse,

877
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: I know you're pumping your chest out and all. Let

878
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: me say something from my brothers and sisters in Boston.

879
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: Boston will never get to that point that Cleveland's in. Ever,

880
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. Tell you why there is such

881
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: a passion for sports in Boston that they are gonna figure.

882
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: And they still have the Bruins, which are were a

883
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: Stanley Cup contender, and the Celtics are a dark horse

884
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: in the East. Milwaukee is not invincible. Sorry, the honest

885
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: cidenta Coombo. So it's not like Boston sports are completely

886
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: in the dark when it comes to having good teams.

887
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: The Red Sox are running through a tough patch, and

888
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: God only knows what the Patriots are gonna do. But no,

889
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: I haven't. They're not headed to that. And the other

890
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: and the other thing too is the market itself. Won't.

891
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: They won't cater to just getting by like you get

892
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: softer markets like Pittsburgh Baseball Cleveland Indians aren't really at

893
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: the top of the pecking order. Cavaliers the same thing,

894
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: like Boston sports fans and Boston media will be all

895
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: over these head coaches or managers all over, the general managers,

896
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,439
Speaker 1: all over ownership. They're not going to tolerate being five

897
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: D or just qualifying for the playoffs like they expect championships.

898
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: And that has happened over the last twenty years. So

899
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: that's a one thing. You get softer markets, you and

900
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: get the media coverage that will be on top of

901
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: the of the franchises as much as you get it

902
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 1: like in Boston, and yeah, you gotta you gotta hang

903
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: over it, and and you've gotta you've really gotta fight back.

904
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: If you don't, they will just put mediocre ship teams

905
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: on the field. And the Boston media, although they've gone

906
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: a little softer, I'm told by my friends in Boston,

907
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: and they used to be, but they still they still

908
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: hold them accountable. And the other thing I was timeing

909
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: to a buddy of mine that works in sports, and

910
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: there's a lot of concern and angst about the fact

911
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: that a certain percentage of people and I'm gonna do

912
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: a monologue on this. Probably I'll do several of them

913
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: over the next couple of months. I'm giving a preview

914
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: of the monologue here, but I talked to a buddy

915
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: of mine that works in the sports business is obviously

916
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: not working right now. There is concern that a certain

917
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: percentage of people that are currently not able to watch

918
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: sports won't come back, that they're going to lose the

919
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: people are gonna realize, you know, I don't really need sports.

920
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: I can find other things to do, and I don't

921
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: have to go spend a hundred and fifty dollars on

922
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: a ticket or you know, seventeen dollars on a beer

923
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: at a game. Um, they're gouging me. My life is

924
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: still pretty good and I'm done with it. And so

925
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: there's some people concerned that they're gonna they're gonna lose

926
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: a share, not a big share. What do you think,

927
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe less than five percent of people, But that's

928
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: you know, you do the math on that, that's a

929
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: decent number. Yeah, you spread that out over every sport.

930
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: You lose five percent of your market share because people

931
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: are like, funk this, I don't need sports. I got

932
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: other things I find My life is complete without it. Yeah,

933
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: but you but see Here's the thing on the flip

934
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: side of this is that so many people are are

935
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: either in isolation, self quarantine, or just staying at home.

936
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: How many people are do you generally think are gonna

937
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: start reading? I don't think that many. So most people

938
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: are either watching something on TV, watching something on their computers,

939
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: or watching something on their on their cell phone. So

940
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: if you don't have live events, which I understand most

941
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: of these production houses ben aren't operational right now either,

942
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: so you get a lot of reruns. You get reruns

943
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: for shows, but you get reruns for games. I think

944
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: that's a little blown out of proportion, because I don't

945
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: think it is. I think that you're gonna see certain

946
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: percentage of people, and I don't know what one percent

947
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: or five percent or you know, less than one percent,

948
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: but some are just gonna be like fuck it, um

949
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: we're done. And the other the other person. The other

950
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: thing the person said to me was that if imagine

951
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: if this was going on during football season but they

952
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 1: were still playing the games with the ratings would be

953
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: for the NFL. If they were the only game in

954
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: town and they were still playing in empty stadiums, imagine

955
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: what the the television ratings. They would it would send

956
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: an all time record. Yeah. One be sure to catch

957
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

958
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Andy writes in, Sayce, do

959
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: you think the Patriots go after Andrew Luck? To be

960
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: Tom Brady's success for Belichick always is shady? H Well, Andy,

961
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: that's not outrageous. I believe that there will be feelers

962
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: put out to Andrew Luck. Of course, he is still

963
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: property of the Colts, I believe. So that seems like

964
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: that's that's a that's a dead end because why would

965
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: the Colts trade Andrew Luck. Doesn't make any sense if

966
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: he wants to play football to play for the Colts,

967
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: that's I know they have made some moves at the

968
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: quarterback position with Philip Rivers, but that's a one year deal.

969
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: So I would think that Belichick would through intermediaries contact

970
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 1: Andrew Luck his guys see if he wants to play.

971
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: But no. The other problem with Andrew Luck is he

972
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: you know, he got quit on the Colts. I mean,

973
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: say what you want, you say he did the right

974
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: thing for his health and all that, but he walked

975
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: out on the Colts. A couple of weeks before the season.

976
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: That's a ship move. You really want that guy on

977
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: your team. I don't think so well. They wanted Josh

978
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: McDaniels and he backed out too. Might be something in

979
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: the air in the Indianapolis. You never know, Thomas says Ben.

980
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: You are off in times unkind to your callers. That

981
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: is true, Thomas, I feel like I have. I'm pretty

982
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 1: good most of the time, but I have a lot

983
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: of social deviance that call the show. And there's a

984
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: lot of people that don't listen to a fucking thing

985
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: I say, Thomas, and these people, which I get. Most

986
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: people don't hear what I say. When you listen to

987
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: the radio, you hear maybe one out of every four

988
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: or five words that are said because you're distracted by

989
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: something else. But I think I'm pretty calm most of

990
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: the time. But occasionally, like a volcano, the lava flows

991
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: up and then that has to explode, and it does happen.

992
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: Ian from Canada says Mallard, giving voice to piss drinkers,

993
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: readtards and various mystery iNTS for twenty years. Is this

994
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: your burner account? On Facebook? Guest on that sounds like

995
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: something you would you would read Yeah, that's exactly something

996
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: I would write. Believable, dude. Fox Sports Radio has the

997
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of

998
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com. In within

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Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app, search f s R to

1000
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: listen live. Jason from Rocky Mount, Virginia says, what do

1001
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: each of you think about Rob Gronkowski and his return

1002
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: to wrestling in a SmackDown? And as we are recording

1003
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: this podcast, it has obviously not air. It's gonna be

1004
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: on Friday night. If you're listening to this on Friday,

1005
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: it's tonight. If you're listening to this on Saturday, it

1006
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: was last night. Then, Jason says, if you were a wrestler,

1007
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: what would your ring name be? All right? Um, well,

1008
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: I don't really have many thoughts on Gronkowski other than

1009
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: that I believe he was born for this and this

1010
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: is right in his wheelhouse. And for years when he

1011
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: was with the Patriots, people said this was what he

1012
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 1: was gonna do, become a professional wrestler. So it turns

1013
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: out those people were correct. Um, I think it could

1014
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: be pretty good. We'll see, We'll see how this goes,

1015
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: whether he's a heel or a pretty boy. We'll find

1016
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: out about that. But my wrestling name, Gascon. You know

1017
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 1: what my would be Benny Barracouta. Benny Barracouta, the Baracuta,

1018
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: because in the ring I am as fearsome as a Barracouta.

1019
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't like that name. It's a great name, Benny,

1020
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: And of all the nicknames that you have, you'd go

1021
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: with that one. That's my wrestling nickname. Would you like

1022
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: you would like to hear my list of nicknames I

1023
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: can take? Would you like to hear my name? It

1024
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: sounds like you want to hear my nickname. Those nicknames

1025
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: are all better than that. I am known as the

1026
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: Baron of bob Dash, Bennis the Menace, Captain Nie Jerk,

1027
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: General of the Generate's Tycoon of Tease, Master of Disaster,

1028
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: the Hustler of Philibuster, night Light of night Life, Pummeler

1029
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: of Producers, Benny Brightside, Manity of Insanity, Marconi Maller, Emissary

1030
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: of Embellishment, week Night wind Bag, Wizard of Wacky, slayer

1031
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: of Naysayers, Grand Goober of gab, Tower of babel On,

1032
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: Honest that Donna's nocturnal Colonel, the underdog of Monologue, and

1033
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. That's only half

1034
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: my ick names. Gas Gun, Yeah, I mean we can

1035
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: do The Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope is my

1036
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: wrestling name. Yeah, why not? What about the Tower of

1037
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: Babylon We could do that too, That's pretty good. Bad.

1038
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: Here's the miler nicknames. I'm known as the spin Master

1039
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: of Misinformation, the Bannering Broadcaster, Beethoven of bs, Curmudgeon of commentary,

1040
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: Chasm of sarcasms, are of any dark night of weeknight

1041
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: sports radio, Mogul of mischief, Benny the Brazen King of Zing,

1042
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: Moneyball Maller, Facetious Fox, Sultan of insult and Jumping Jack

1043
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: of wisecrack, Insight of Overnight, Naybob of Negativity, Sage of Outrage,

1044
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: Pinnacle of cynical, Prince of preposterous, Professor of propaganda, Hazar

1045
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: of hyperbole, and the mad Hatter of sports chatter. Mad

1046
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: Hatter is always a good one too. Back to Gronk, Gronk,

1047
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: I hate doing this, but Stone Colts, Steve Austin and

1048
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: the Rock We're so good. In the late nineties, like

1049
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: the Attitude era of w W E was at its

1050
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 1: peak with those guys with Triple H all those guys

1051
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 1: that were during that time, they popped like Gront does

1052
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: not do that. Whether it's the riding for w w

1053
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: E or just his personality. I get he's energetic and

1054
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: he's out there and he's enthusiastic, but he doesn't carry

1055
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: He isn't good on the microphone. He doesn't carry the

1056
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Speaker 1: charisma that a guy like the Rock would be like,

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00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: or Stone Cold or any of these other guys. I

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00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: don't I don't see it with him. I get that

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00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: he's a big one. Let me tell you why you

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00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: feel that way, guests, guy, because how old were you?

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Speaker 1: Please tell me how I should feel? Yes, please tell me.

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00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: I've studied human nature. I'm smarter because you go out

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00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: and you talk to people. Yes, so tell me how

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Speaker 1: he should All right, so you were you're saying late nineties, right, Yes,

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00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: so you know you were. How how old are you

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Speaker 1: in the late nineties? I was a teenager. Yeah, I'm

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00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: twenty years younger than you. No, you're not. But the

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Speaker 1: point is, like, for me, the golden age of wrestling

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00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: was Hulk Hogan versus Andre the Giant. Because I need

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00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: to sell you something, you mama, Luke. All Right. The

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00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: reason it was the golden age is because I was

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Speaker 1: at the perfect age. I was a kid. I was,

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Speaker 1: you know whatever. The golden years are, like nine to

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Speaker 1: twelve or something like that, where you everything is the

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00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: greatest and the rest of your life you compare what

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00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 1: happened around that age, and nothing ever matches up to that.

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00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: He was absolutely true, because they are kids started. There

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00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: are kids growing up right now. They're like, oh, man,

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00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: the greatest wrestler of all time. Uh, you know, we're

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00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: guys in the you know, ten years ago, twenties, because

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00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: that's what they that's when they became fans of wrestling. No, no, no,

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00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: I became a wrestling fan of the eighties like you.

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00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: I was a Hogan fan in the eighties. I was

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00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: born in the eighties. I mean, that's why I was

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Speaker 1: a teenager in the nineties. Dummy. Anyway, if you were

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Speaker 1: going the eighties and you didn't experience is wrestling in

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00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: the eighties, I experienced pro wrestling in the eighties when

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00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: it became they started branding everything. I got fat on

1089
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: WWF ice cream bars because you know, and I'm vitamins.

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00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: I took the whole Cogan vitamins. Of course he didn't

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00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: sell the real vitamins he was taking with the steroids

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00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: in him. But so be well. I I expect my

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Speaker 1: biggest tragedy when watching the w W E or I

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00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: guess the biggest disappointment was when the Ultimate Warrior beat

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00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: Hogan at WrestleMania. But I was a huge Hogan fan.

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00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: I like the Ultimate Warrior. I like Tito Santana. I

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00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: liked uh Jin the Nvil night Heart. I like Brett

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00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: hart Owen Heart, like all those guys. I liked them

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Speaker 1: in the eighties, but they just didn't carry the chops

1100
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Speaker 1: so that that the rock had that stone cold ad

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00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: triple h chad. Like those guys popped and they made

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00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 1: Vince McMann a great heal. Now, the broadcasters back then

1103
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: we're amazing too, Like Grilla Monsioux was probably my favorite.

1104
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: Who else? Jesse Ventura he was good as well. So

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01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,919
Speaker 1: those guys stuck in the eighties for me as broadcasters.

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01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: But mean Gene Okerlan Gene was good, but he was

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Speaker 1: was the O g Yeah, but he was he was

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Speaker 1: He wasn't a I mean, he was a reporter, not

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Speaker 1: a host. Mean Gene Oakland was professional wrestling Roddy Piper

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Speaker 1: was there, wore the bow tie. I had a mean

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Speaker 1: gene Oakerland statue like a little toy and action figure.

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Speaker 1: Was that your sex? You were collecting Barbie dolls and

1113
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: I had w w E action figure? That's your a

1114
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: Womanizer brand sex toy, mean gene Okerland and a bow tie. Yes,

1115
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: it's wrong with that judging. Yeah, I am judging you. Wow, man,

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01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: that's that's not right. Man. You I don't care you done? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean, am I allowed to talk at all? Or

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01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: do you just need to keep going on and on

1119
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: about your numbers? They go up on this podcast? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get through as many questions as I

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01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: You were so long winded. I mean, that was so

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01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: long winded with me. Yes, is there a problem with that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What's the problem. I'm trying to get through a lot

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01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: questions here. Just give a short answer. There'll play plenty

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Speaker 1: of other opportunities to answer these dumb questions. Aaron from Lancaster,

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01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: there's several landcasters. I don't know which one. Ben you

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01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: think have you thought about starting your own YouTube channel

1128
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: like you could do? You and Roberto showing everyone how

1129
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: to cook from Eric Aeron. I have thought about starting

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01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: my own YouTube channel. I've even thought about putting the

1131
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: show on YouTube, but part of the problem is I'd

1132
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: have to get approval from corporate. That's the first problem.

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01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: The second problem is I feel like radio should be

1134
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: just radio, and when you put a camera in the studio,

1135
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,959
Speaker 1: it doesn't become just radio, it becomes a TV show.

1136
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: It's like, listen, Colin Cowhard does a great job, very successful.

1137
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: He does a TV show, doesn't do a radio show.

1138
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Speaker 1: He does a TV show and it works for him.

1139
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: But I like doing radio. I want to do a

1140
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: radio show. And once you put a camera in there,

1141
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: it's like that study what was the think of it?

1142
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: The one about factory workers? How will you put a

1143
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: camera in there? And it changes everything changes? You know,

1144
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. I mean that alone

1145
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 1: changes you. When you go on camera, the way you

1146
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 1: deliver information is drastically different. It's the hawthorn effect. Is

1147
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: it's a hawthorn effect. It's people's response. They studied factory

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01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: workers their productivity. They said it increased when they were

1149
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: being observed and they knew they were being observed. That

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01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: it's and there's another term I'm forgetting that you put

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01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: the camera in there. It's like a German term and

1152
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: it changes. I don't remember what it is. But that's

1153
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Speaker 1: the reason why we have a CU rating, right, I mean,

1154
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: because we're curious to see how people rate on camera

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01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: by how they present themselves as opposed to the material

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Speaker 1: that they have in hand. So that's the other thing now,

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01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: full disclaimer for those out there that are curious. I

1158
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: have tried throughout the last twenty four to thirty six

1159
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: months about doing something during Ben show for his show,

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01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: and every time I brought in cameras or a light

1161
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: kit or my computer and a couple of camera stands,

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01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: I've always gotten a couple of smartass comments about what

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01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: the fund are we doing in there? Why do we

1164
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: need to dress up? Yadda yadda, ya ya bitch and

1165
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: moan and exactly, yeah, it's come from Ben Mallory. Hasn't

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01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: come from anybody else trying to I am first in

1167
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: line to do a TV show. I've done television. They

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01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: had a TV career for like a year at the

1169
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: NBC Sports Network years ago, and I'm not against doing television,

1170
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: but for me to get all dolled up and to

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01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: sit in makeup and to put fake hair on, which

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Speaker 1: is probably what they're gonna have to do at this point,

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01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. For me to go through that,

1174
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: I need to check. You don't pay, So why should

1175
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: I play if you don't pay? You know what I'm saying,

1176
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 1: Like TV wanna, it's a given take. You have to

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01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: look like a ken doll and they doll you up

1178
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: and then you end up getting paid for doing YouTube

1179
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: stream I don't get paid for. Of course you do.

1180
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: You could set your platform up to be monetized, absolutely,

1181
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: you can. Yeah, you gotta get I think it's a

1182
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: million people or something like that. To make any real money.

1183
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: It's either a hundred thousand downloads or ten thousand subscribers.

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01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: So is that collective downloads or per video downloads? It's

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Speaker 1: collective downloads. There's well, I do because consider the one.

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Speaker 1: I'm the one that's done the research on this stuff.

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01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: YouTube Studios is in Culver City, Bend, So I have

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01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: certainly looked that way without you saying anything about let's

1189
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: try this or anything in the nature, I have looked

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01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: into a thing very much. So yeah, keep deflecting. Yeah, alright,

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01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: let's see what else do we have here Moving Man

1192
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: Matt from Boston. He's stuck in Salt Lake. Then an

1193
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: earthquake in Salt Lake this week. He says, when will

1194
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: that pussy Willow David Gaggon step into the ring with me?

1195
01:04:55,040 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: What ring? The verbal octagon? The verbal octagon with with

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01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: moving Man Matt. Yeah, guy would just body slam you.

1197
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: He would pulverize you. He's a big, tough, Boston moving guy.

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01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: That guy is got thick blood. You are a soft

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Speaker 1: west of the four oh five pussy Willow. He would

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01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: eat you for lunch. Are you done at the Fallacio? Wow,

1201
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing you. You can't stroke that guy. That long

1202
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: one hit the Mallard food Tour, the trifecting and he

1203
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: looks like it too. He's a good look at man.

1204
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Speaker 1: I don't know about all that my type, but he's

1205
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: a good look at man. There's there's only one person

1206
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: that ever getting the verbal octagon with, and that's probably

1207
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Speaker 1: your best color in blind Scott. Oh, I thought you

1208
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: would say Chris and Houston. Chris, and he likes you.

1209
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: I think Chris secretly likes you. Well, I know who

1210
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: he likes. He likes brand family's mother and he likes

1211
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: everyone else's mother or girlfriends or wives or whatever. It is. Yeah,

1212
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: so interesting, It's unfortunate, but yeah, blind Scott is definitely

1213
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,439
Speaker 1: your best caller, Greg, and Iowa has a question. He says,

1214
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: how many no contact restraining orders does David Gascon currently

1215
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: have to his name? That's a great question, Gascon? Would

1216
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: you like to reveal how many? Don't lie? Now, how

1217
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: many restraining orders you currently have? I got none? But

1218
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: if you want to be the first, Greg, we can

1219
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,919
Speaker 1: make it happen. Bob from New Hampshire, you're lying. Bob

1220
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: from New Hampshire writes In says, it seems like you

1221
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: talk faster on the podcast, and then Bob has a theory,

1222
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: is that because you want to spend his little time

1223
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: possible with Gascon? Or he calls you Gaston. Yes, Bob,

1224
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: I try to talk as fast as I can. I'm

1225
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Speaker 1: a blabber mouth blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

1226
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahlahla la la.

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Speaker 1: And just to end it, yeah, do you want me

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Speaker 1: to answer that truthfully now? For you? Well, because Bob

1229
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Speaker 1: Bend actually does this from his his bed he records

1230
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Speaker 1: the podcast I'd dummy. He doesn't from bed while I'm

1231
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: here in the studio, and so I'm stuck. You're getting

1232
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. I'm safe from the Mallard Manchi. Who's the

1233
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 1: loser in this equation? In your face? Lugo. Lugo, the

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01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 1: p one in Lancaster, California, very big in Lancaster, says

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Speaker 1: when are you going to go live again? I think

1236
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 1: he means like a meet and greet. I enjoyed the

1237
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: last one. No time soon. Yeah, that ain't gonna happen, Lugo.

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Speaker 1: If that's what you mean, that's how I interpret your question.

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01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold off on the meet and greets for

1240
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: a little while. Not that I'm that concerned about the coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: Just you know, I'm okay, I'm good. Chris and uh Mark?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Marca Kenna, Iowa? Never heard of this town

1243
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: in Iowa? Do let me look it up here in Iowa,

1244
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: Des Moines, Iowa. That's about it. That's all that's relevant.

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01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: Iowa city. Oh yeah, that's a yeah. I have a

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01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: friend from the moyn Let's see here, let's look at

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Speaker 1: the city of It's m a q u O k

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Speaker 1: E t A. All right, it's located on the maka

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01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 1: Keita River. I'm probably butchering the name of that on

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Speaker 1: Roots sixty one. It's in the quad Cities area. Apparently

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Speaker 1: it's how it has traffic from the Quad Cities area Iowa, Illinois. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's right on. It's right on the Illinois side of Iowa.

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Speaker 1: So I probably goes to Cup games. Crap like that.

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Speaker 1: It's called the timber City state motto or the city

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Speaker 1: motto one of a kind. That great. Come on, we're

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01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,919
Speaker 1: getting an education on a random town in Iowa. Appreciate

1257
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: people from that town. How about this Sage Rosenfeld's former

1258
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: NFL quarterback stage. Rosenfels is from this town and huge

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Speaker 1: social justice warrior st Rosenbell's h Norris Brown, the senator

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Speaker 1: from Nebraska from the town. Who else do we have here? Uh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. A businessman Joseph adding, uh boy, what's

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Speaker 1: the population of that city? Uh? The population of this town?

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Speaker 1: And I let me look as see him on the

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Speaker 1: page here population total six thousand one. Um. They actually

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Speaker 1: said lower than supposed to be, less than six thousand.

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Speaker 1: They think in the the upcoming census, which is going

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Speaker 1: to go on this year. So it's about a block

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Speaker 1: of Los Angeles, actually not even a block. That's like

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Speaker 1: a half a block of l A. Is that many people?

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Speaker 1: But to answer your question, Chris, uh, his question is

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Speaker 1: how did you meet your wife? I met my wife online?

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Speaker 1: I did. I was doing online dating, and I met

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that were terrible, horrible human beings.

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Speaker 1: I'm one that was good and I was able to

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Speaker 1: hornswoggle her into marriage, and so that's how that went.

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Speaker 1: But I did internet dating for a while. I think

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Speaker 1: that's how most people date these days. But maybe I'm

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Speaker 1: wrong on that. But you're you're a single guy. I

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Speaker 1: guess I would use a dating apps. You on all

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Speaker 1: the apps and all that. I don't do online dating.

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Speaker 1: Do Let's below you? Yeah, you to Elite that's right

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Speaker 1: west of the four oh five. Well no, there's there's

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Speaker 1: actually something nice about going out and and hunting for

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Speaker 1: your food. So I did the same thing with dating.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong. It's it's hunting, but it's like going

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Speaker 1: to the grocery store. No, it's like going through drive through.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Yeah, but uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: not all of us can have as much leisure time

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Speaker 1: as David Gascon to go out and socialize and buy

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Speaker 1: jin bourbon and whiskey at bars. Because some of us

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Speaker 1: were doing weekend overnight's guest gun and some of us

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Speaker 1: were locked into the radio station every Friday and Saturday

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Speaker 1: night for ten years and couldn't go out and meet

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Speaker 1: people when normal people would go out and meet other

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Speaker 1: people on a Friday or Saturday night. Some of us

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Speaker 1: are not as blessed to have as much free time

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Speaker 1: as you. Listen, dummy. When I first started in this

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Speaker 1: my three I worked for I Heart Radio in San Diego,

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Speaker 1: making eleven dollars an hour part time Monday through Friday.

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't leave my house. And then when

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Speaker 1: I got here to Fox Sports Radio, and not only

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Speaker 1: did it worth the overnights, which, unlike for you, was

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Speaker 1: eleven to three, my schedule was actually ten pm till

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Speaker 1: six A. Again, you are uneducated and side so I

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01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,759
Speaker 1: don't work at the starting age of Fox Sports Radio.

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01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 1: When I began it Fox they it was like a sweatshop.

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Speaker 1: I did a four hour update shift. I did it

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Speaker 1: from ten o'clock till I guess two in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and then I did a four hour show, so I'm

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Speaker 1: up to eight hours. Then I did three more hours

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Speaker 1: of updates when I got done, and that was my

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Speaker 1: Every Friday and Saturday, that was my shift. I did

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Speaker 1: four hours updates before my my show. I had to

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Speaker 1: prep for my show while doing the updates, and then

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Speaker 1: I did the update, it did the show, and then

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Speaker 1: I had to do three more hours of updates when

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Speaker 1: we got done. So it was a fucking nightmare. And

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Speaker 1: I was so mentally drained by the end of every weekend.

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Speaker 1: I had no energy to go out and go anywhere,

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Speaker 1: mentally drained from doing from doing sports. You were mentally drained,

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Speaker 1: Unlike you. I actually put some thought and effort into that.

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Speaker 1: I mean I I put a ton of prep and

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Speaker 1: thought and I had to drive a lot. Well, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't show, so maybe you should stop doing it, because

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Speaker 1: whatever you're doing work every time proving your performance. That's

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Speaker 1: not true at all, because every time I offer opinions

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Speaker 1: or thoughts or information, you treat certain people like like

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Speaker 1: you do your producers, and you just blow right by

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Speaker 1: them and ignore them and just put your foot on

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Speaker 1: the gash. Moving on, What do you have here? Uh? Dan?

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Speaker 1: From Durham, North Carolina, says, which seventies eighties a woman

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Speaker 1: was hotter Olivia Newton John, Lonnie Anderson from w k RP,

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Speaker 1: Diane Parkinson from The Price Is Right, Debbie Harris from Blondie,

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Speaker 1: and Foeb Kates from Fast Times at Ridgemond. He well,

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Speaker 1: this is easy for me. I was a kid wanting

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Speaker 1: to be on the radio. So I love w k

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Speaker 1: RP in Cincinnati and it was one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: shows at that time. So I'm gonna go Lonnie Anderson

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Speaker 1: for the win. Good job by her. And when I

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Speaker 1: was shocked when I got to the radio station and

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Speaker 1: the people that worked there didn't look like Lonnie Anderson,

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Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, what happened? That She's pretty hot,

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Speaker 1: or at least back in the day she was hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah in her day, while these women were attractive in

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Speaker 1: their day. You know that you I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who these people are. No, I don't. I hadn't even know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not in that age bracket. You were born in

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Speaker 1: the sixties. I don't know. I'm not really uh familiar.

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Speaker 1: I mean Diane Parkinson, she flipped cards on the Prices Right.

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Speaker 1: She pointed at the showcase showdown. I mean a big deal.

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Speaker 1: So you're not gonna answer you you're a loser, sorry, Dan,

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Speaker 1: I answered, he did not. Fats from Philly. I love

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Speaker 1: this guy, Fats. Fats is moving up my big board

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Speaker 1: of Malla militia p ones. Of course he sucked up

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Speaker 1: to us. He bought us a big box of pretzels.

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Speaker 1: I love the Philadelphia pretzels. Thank you so much, Fats.

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Speaker 1: I gotta answer Dan Parkinson. You just looked her up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Uh well, look up Debbie Harris and

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Speaker 1: these old ones. I'm Olivia Newton John I'm going Lonnie Anderson. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So Fats from Philly. Very generous, he says, Hey, Ben,

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Speaker 1: since you're of Jewish origin, besides yourself, who are your

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Speaker 1: top five Jewish celebrities? And he gave his list and

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Speaker 1: he's got this is great. He's got Mo Howard, Curly

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Speaker 1: Howard mel Brooks, Getty Lee and Ron Jeremy are his

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Speaker 1: favorite Jewish celebrities. I don't really have like a favorite

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Speaker 1: Jewish celebrities. This I know the athlete thing I could do,

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Speaker 1: like everyone says Fat Sandy ko Fax is the end

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Speaker 1: all b R. But what about Red Rboch the greatest

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Speaker 1: coach for the Celtics, those great Celtic teams. Jew I

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Speaker 1: always loved when I was younger, like Randy Macho man

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Speaker 1: Savage is technically Jewish because he's not He wasn't religious,

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Speaker 1: but he's it was slide into a slim gym. Was

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Speaker 1: that his life? But his mother was a Jew, So

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Speaker 1: the Jews, if your mom's a Jew, your qualify as

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Speaker 1: a Jew. Uh. And and there was a boxer the

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Speaker 1: former heavy there, I guess there were a couple of

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Speaker 1: heavyweight champs, but Max Bear in the nineteen thirties was

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Speaker 1: a heavyweight boxer and he was a Jewish guy, and

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Speaker 1: he was the champion of the world. And so that

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Speaker 1: was always like a badge of honor. And by that

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Speaker 1: you know ly allows Ado, Yeah Jewish? Who knew Bill

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Speaker 1: Goldberg from wrestling? He's a Jewels. What about Mari Stademer

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Speaker 1: Sean Green form of the Dodgers, Sean Greens on the list,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Euculus allegedly the Greek god of walks, although he's

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Speaker 1: a Jewish anyway. So Jordan in Seattle writes and he

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Speaker 1: says for both of you, and he says, have you

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Speaker 1: ever walked in on people, He says, uh, screwing ever

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Speaker 1: walked in on that, guess on people doing the dirty? Yeah, twice,

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Speaker 1: and I actually was sleeping one one guy brought his uh,

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Speaker 1: his booty calling for a night. That was pretty wild too.

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Speaker 1: So yeah three times. Once in San Diego, twice in Vegas,

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Speaker 1: of course. But not your parents or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You're knocking on that. No, so a lot of kids

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Speaker 1: will walk in on their parents doing the dirty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you never had that. I think it's only happened

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Speaker 1: one time, as I remember. I think I would remember

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Speaker 1: if it happened more than one time. But I also

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Speaker 1: was at a hardy and uh walked in the wrong room.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know where I was. It was somebody else's

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Speaker 1: house I had not been to, and I made the

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01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 1: wrong turn and some people were making whoopee in one

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Speaker 1: of the bedrooms that I didn't know it was a

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Speaker 1: bedroom now it was a bathroom now back in the

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Speaker 1: in the day. Did you ever take trips out to

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Speaker 1: uh to Lake? HASU? No? No, I've never been to Lake.

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Speaker 1: Has never never been well Lake. There's a lot of

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Speaker 1: debauchery that goes on there, used to be, in fact,

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Speaker 1: in when I was when I was in at l

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Speaker 1: Communo and playing junior college ball. We went out there

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of teammates. There's five of us and

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Speaker 1: we're all nineteen twenty years old. And there's a spot

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Speaker 1: in Lake Havasu, an area called Copper Canyon, which is

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01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: usually a spot where all these boats will They can't dock,

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Speaker 1: but they'll just drop anchor there and set up shop.

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Speaker 1: But it's also a good launching points. If you want

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Speaker 1: to jump off a couple of rocks from like low

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Speaker 1: to mid too high, you can do that there. Um. Yeah,

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01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,719
Speaker 1: girls got after it back in the day with the guys,

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Speaker 1: and I remember distinctly we had shot large pontoon boats

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Speaker 1: that were connected to each other with like kegs and

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Speaker 1: speakers in the whole nine yards the third boat that

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Speaker 1: was connected to us. Yeah, I mean you had a

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Speaker 1: couple of people having sex, I mean point blake range

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01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 1: from a couple of people and everyone else gathering around

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01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 1: and they just, yeah, they went at anything goes. Police

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01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: came eventually, but they didn't even break anything up. They

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Speaker 1: just told people to like stop having sex. They just

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Speaker 1: it was it was pretty wild, like havasty back in

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01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,960
Speaker 1: the day. It was just I mean that was x

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01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 1: red into the tea. So you are such a perfect

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01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 1: isn't that where they made the Girls Gone Wild videos?

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Speaker 1: A perfect? I don't care? Alright. A new from Owensboro,

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Speaker 1: Kentucky says, what advice can you give me to help

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01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 1: me get through my surgery? I'm having surgery this week.

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01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm having a huge bladderstone remove. Well, you've come to

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01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: the right guy. I knew. I'm a surgery veteran. As

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Speaker 1: you know. The goal bladder has been five days in

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Speaker 1: the hospital, all right, So I don't know how long

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01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: your recovery is gonna in the hospital. You got to

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01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: get out of the hospital as quick as possible. I

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01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:06,120
Speaker 1: assume you will get out as quick as possible. Um,

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01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 1: But planning, like anything in life, you've got to plan out.

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01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 1: And I always have a problem finding interesting ship to watch,

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01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 1: and so I spend most of my time on the

1445
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: weekend trying to find like a documentary to watch that

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01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,640
Speaker 1: I find mildly entertaining. So you got to do your

1447
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:25,080
Speaker 1: prep on that, and you know, you get some get

1448
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 1: some tunes going, gonna have some some entertainment to distract

1449
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,720
Speaker 1: you from the boredom. Much like the rest of us,

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01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 1: have to do right now because of social distancing and

1451
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:35,400
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to go out and all that. Yeah.

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01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 1: I think the other two things are actually three things.

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01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,559
Speaker 1: One is make sure your bed is properly set up

1454
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 1: so if you're sitting up or if you're laying down,

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01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: you're comfortable. Uh. Two you have a straight line to

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01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 1: the restroom whenever you need to go. And I think

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Speaker 1: three for me, which was important. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it was for you Ben when you had surgery, but

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Speaker 1: if you don't need to take any pain medication, don't

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01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 1: take it. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, that's a great advice. I

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Speaker 1: I am such a whimp, okay that I I see

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01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,720
Speaker 1: these stories about people getting addicted opiates, opioids and all that,

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01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,000
Speaker 1: you know, and so I didn't want to take I

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Speaker 1: had the gall bladder searcher, I had another procedure a

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Speaker 1: while back, and I didn't take the pain medicine. Yeah.

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01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 1: I mean I I have them, of course, you know,

1467
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 1: just that they gave them to you just in case.

1468
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, you can probably sell those

1469
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,679
Speaker 1: for like twenty five dollars a pill. Now. I've already

1470
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: had people I work with in radio they're like, hey,

1471
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: you want to you need those pills, we'll take them

1472
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:34,080
Speaker 1: off your hands. Good viking in the coding, the all

1473
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 1: that stuff. I mean, if you don't need it, don't

1474
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,439
Speaker 1: take it. I mean, because it's just so much your

1475
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 1: stumming too. It eats you up. So if you're not

1476
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,640
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna have a suppressed appetite anyway. So when

1477
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 1: you take the pain medication, it uh, it adds to that.

1478
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:51,719
Speaker 1: So Josh writes in from Indiana. He says, let's see here.

1479
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,400
Speaker 1: I just want to ask you, if you were to

1480
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:56,040
Speaker 1: run out of toilet paper, would you a invest in

1481
01:20:56,080 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: a a day be use an unpaired sock or see

1482
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: waffle stop your poop down the shower drain. Waffle stop? Good,

1483
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,400
Speaker 1: that's funny, Josh. I like that waffle stop your poop

1484
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:17,759
Speaker 1: down the shower drain. Well, no, I think the move

1485
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 1: is you you poop on the toilet. Obviously you do that,

1486
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 1: and then man, I mean, it is a tough call

1487
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,840
Speaker 1: because sometimes it doesn't all exit the way it's supposed to.

1488
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: Ex got some hangers on there. But I would just

1489
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 1: do the shower. My wife would like to get a

1490
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,240
Speaker 1: bi day, but I don't know. We spent so much

1491
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,519
Speaker 1: money on this fucking kitchen and all this. I don't

1492
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't really need a bad day. Yeah you say,

1493
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,679
Speaker 1: investment with Ben Maller not happening. You gotta go shower.

1494
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:51,400
Speaker 1: Shower is easy, it's comfortable. Um, the messes isolated, but

1495
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:56,559
Speaker 1: day with the Mallards came over. Uh see what else?

1496
01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:01,559
Speaker 1: This is? From Michael in Newton Falls says, since we

1497
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 1: are in a social distancing thing, who who is the

1498
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 1: one caller you couldn't stay away from? And who is

1499
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:12,800
Speaker 1: the one you're happy about having a social distancing there?

1500
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:15,639
Speaker 1: He goes from Michael from Newton Falls. Um, and I'm

1501
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,639
Speaker 1: gonna tie this into this other question from Mark who said,

1502
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: if you had a had to choose one of these

1503
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 1: callers to be roommates with, who would you pick? And

1504
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 1: then he listed Blair in Maine, flexis Marcel and helmet

1505
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: Man at the Roach motel. Fuck? Alright, so I love

1506
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:36,680
Speaker 1: helmet Man. He's a very personable person. But there's no

1507
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: way I want to hang out at a roach infested

1508
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,200
Speaker 1: with vermin all over the place apartment. I'm not gonna happen.

1509
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. Felexis God, No, felexus is seems

1510
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:51,080
Speaker 1: like a raging alcoholic. I don't want anything to do

1511
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:55,519
Speaker 1: with flexis um because Flexus has been like good and bad.

1512
01:22:55,560 --> 01:23:00,439
Speaker 1: He's very moody alcoholic, if that is correct. And then oursel.

1513
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,760
Speaker 1: I don't think Marcel's left his apartment in Brooklyn, which

1514
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,519
Speaker 1: is a part of two f by the way, in

1515
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 1: the projects in Brooklyn in a while. The one good

1516
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,040
Speaker 1: thing with Marcel is that he'd give me all the

1517
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: breaking news. If I live with Marcel, and Uncle Dynamite

1518
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 1: would come over and and deliver snacks. I would pick

1519
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,120
Speaker 1: Blair in Maine, and I'll tell you why, because Blair

1520
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,120
Speaker 1: lives with his mom, and his mom would like I

1521
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 1: get home cooked meals from Blair's mom. How great would

1522
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,080
Speaker 1: that be? Be wonderful. She'd clean up, she'd make the

1523
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 1: bed and all that stuff. She'd she'd clean up my

1524
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 1: my dirty laundry. And it's wonderful. Yeah. Now for entertainment purposes,

1525
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: I know this question wasn't asked to me, but I

1526
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 1: don't think you can go wrong with Mark the full

1527
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 1: name guy. Oh so bring him up. That guy still

1528
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 1: sends me crazy email every fucking and I'm not gonna

1529
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,360
Speaker 1: listen to your show anymore, you're a loser, and then

1530
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,640
Speaker 1: like a day later, he's right back. I don't think

1531
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:01,599
Speaker 1: you can go wrong with Tammy because Tammy is Tammy

1532
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 1: is a you know, I would classify Tammy as she

1533
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,880
Speaker 1: would be the equivalent of Mike Trout. She's a five

1534
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,920
Speaker 1: tool player. She's a five tool human being, Ben, because

1535
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 1: she takes care of people. She takes care of your staff.

1536
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,400
Speaker 1: And how do you know she's because I've worked on

1537
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,759
Speaker 1: overnight shows where she'll take care of our entire crew

1538
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 1: when we're either hungry or someone's birthday or someone celebrating something.

1539
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,880
Speaker 1: She always does something that's that's nice. She's outgoing to

1540
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,719
Speaker 1: which is great. And I think if you need stories,

1541
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 1: if you need a perspective, you can't go wrong with

1542
01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot. Guy is just amazing, like probably one

1543
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 1: of the best players that you have in your roster,

1544
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,960
Speaker 1: Ben Maller, I'm a pilot. That guy would be great

1545
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: just for the stories alone about what he sees, does

1546
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 1: and experiences. And I know you don't like him as

1547
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,439
Speaker 1: much as I do, but I mean, I think you

1548
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:55,679
Speaker 1: missed a spot. You might want I think I'm through.

1549
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 1: I might want to touch that up spot in the

1550
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: back there. We'll do a few still, yeah, limited time,

1551
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,840
Speaker 1: but we'll do a study this. I got a couple

1552
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:10,040
Speaker 1: of these. Not a great week for studies this. Uh uh?

1553
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: What are you on your phone right now? I heard

1554
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 1: a little Oh you are you on? That? Was? I

1555
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 1: heard that? Everyone heard that on the podcast? Did you

1556
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,360
Speaker 1: hear you are distracted? You're not focused on the podcast.

1557
01:25:21,439 --> 01:25:24,600
Speaker 1: I am focused on the podcast. That's a lie. What

1558
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:30,200
Speaker 1: did you hear? All right? What percentage of adults fear

1559
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:37,360
Speaker 1: that Martians will invade Earth within fifty years? So you

1560
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:41,680
Speaker 1: think that eight percent of adults are worried that we

1561
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:47,800
Speaker 1: are going to be attacked by aliens, It's actually one

1562
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,639
Speaker 1: in five adults fear that Martians will invade Earth within

1563
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: the next fifty years. I'm not really worried. I'm not.

1564
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,800
Speaker 1: I feel like we're living through a Martian invasion right

1565
01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,400
Speaker 1: now the way things are going. Let's see here, what

1566
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:05,960
Speaker 1: percentage of Americans now turned to technology for a better

1567
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 1: night sleep, meaning these sleep apps and all that mumbo

1568
01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:16,800
Speaker 1: jumbo to I think it's like six and ten six

1569
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:21,840
Speaker 1: of adults turned on some app, whether it's a meditation

1570
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:27,960
Speaker 1: app or some sleep sound bullshit. You know YouTube has

1571
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:32,280
Speaker 1: sleep sound music that's like eighteen hours of a ridiculous

1572
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: thing like that that you can put on your phone

1573
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,080
Speaker 1: when you go to sleep and it just plays. Do

1574
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,160
Speaker 1: you play that stuff? I've tried everything because I have

1575
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:42,920
Speaker 1: a real walky sleep schedule, and it didn't work. My

1576
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 1: my wife's mom, my mother in law, is a nurse

1577
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,879
Speaker 1: and she does a great job at a big hospital

1578
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: in l A. And she found out from somebody. She said,

1579
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 1: I got this this video that they play for people

1580
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,439
Speaker 1: that have gone to war and can't sleep because they

1581
01:26:59,479 --> 01:27:02,360
Speaker 1: have pt SDE you know, they're dealing with the ramifications

1582
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 1: of that, which is a big problem for these guys

1583
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:07,160
Speaker 1: and they come back. And she said, this works. This

1584
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,439
Speaker 1: is what they use in the hospitals to get people

1585
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,479
Speaker 1: calmed down, to get them to go to sleep. And

1586
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,080
Speaker 1: so she sent it over to my wife and then

1587
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:17,759
Speaker 1: I got it and it didn't work. I was so bummed.

1588
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 1: I was so excited when I heard about it, and

1589
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,720
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is great, this is the

1590
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 1: this is the fix for my lifetime problem of falling asleep,

1591
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:29,759
Speaker 1: and turned out it was not. Let's see here. Study

1592
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:33,479
Speaker 1: says fake news is making the coronavirus situation even worse.

1593
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:38,360
Speaker 1: I believe that. But what is fake and what is real? Though? Yeah?

1594
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 1: Who the hell knows? The lines have been blurred as

1595
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,559
Speaker 1: they say, what age? Here's a good one, guest scout.

1596
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 1: This is very important for all men as they age.

1597
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:52,439
Speaker 1: At what age do women start turning into their mother's

1598
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:58,679
Speaker 1: We all turned into our fathers or mothers eventually. Can't

1599
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 1: fight it, just deal with it. It's gonna happen. So

1600
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:05,280
Speaker 1: when you women typically hit menopause, is it forty five

1601
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,720
Speaker 1: or fifty? I'll go with fift. How the funk would

1602
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 1: I know? I'll yeah, you're terrible. Women start turning into

1603
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: their mothers when they reached the age of thirty three.

1604
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,880
Speaker 1: What about men? Though? Uh? Into their father Yeah, I

1605
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's much letter than that for

1606
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:36,000
Speaker 1: compared to women, I'll say forty five. It is later,

1607
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:39,280
Speaker 1: but not not that. It's one year they say at

1608
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:42,880
Speaker 1: age thirty four. According to new research um They said

1609
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 1: daughters are most likely to start adopting the same attitudes

1610
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,200
Speaker 1: and taste is their mothers in the first few years

1611
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:55,519
Speaker 1: after having their first child. Menopause happens between the ages

1612
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:57,840
Speaker 1: of forty five and fifty five. So I was close.

1613
01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:01,200
Speaker 1: Well you've already started menopause. Shut up, dick, all right,

1614
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,640
Speaker 1: you set yourself up for that, dummy. What else do

1615
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:07,439
Speaker 1: we have here? Oh? This is good. This is an

1616
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:10,320
Speaker 1: environmental study. New study shows that seat turtles. Why do

1617
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:14,160
Speaker 1: they eat plastic? I don't know. Why do they eat plastic?

1618
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:17,519
Speaker 1: Because they say they seat turtles? It smells like food

1619
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:21,200
Speaker 1: to them. So I didn't know. I thought plastic didn't

1620
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:24,160
Speaker 1: really smell. Yeah, it shouldn't unless you got stuff on it.

1621
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:28,200
Speaker 1: So alright. New survey reveals that blank percent of Americans

1622
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:31,760
Speaker 1: think they'll eventually get the coronavirus. What do you think?

1623
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:36,360
Speaker 1: I'll say six, very very close. Sixty five percent of

1624
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:39,400
Speaker 1: Americans think they will eventually get the coronavirus. What percentage

1625
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 1: of Americans think they have it right now? A quarter?

1626
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 1: Now lower. A new study claims that twelve percent of

1627
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:58,639
Speaker 1: adults don't have one of these best friend No, well

1628
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,200
Speaker 1: that's you. You don't have a best and you're missing

1629
01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:05,000
Speaker 1: a bestie. Uh. They don't have a credit card. Well, shocking,

1630
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 1: twelve percent of it all do not have a credit card.

1631
01:30:07,439 --> 01:30:11,160
Speaker 1: That's that's really shocking. That's great, all right, Uh, let's

1632
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 1: see we have one more kind of like that. New

1633
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:18,840
Speaker 1: survey found Americans are rapidly outgrowing this part of their home.

1634
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:27,920
Speaker 1: The living room, no kitchen, no, the bedroom, No the

1635
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:32,560
Speaker 1: garage that do you stack your garage or do you

1636
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,280
Speaker 1: have stuff in there? I don't have a garage. Oh

1637
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:38,240
Speaker 1: you don't. Yeah, the house we're in they renovated it

1638
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,479
Speaker 1: and the garage is like an extra bedroom. Okay, so

1639
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,280
Speaker 1: I parked the mall and will be all outside. You

1640
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 1: have a massive driveway too that you have a massive

1641
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 1: drive away. That thing it's not even that big compared

1642
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:52,519
Speaker 1: to some of the other people around here. But yeah,

1643
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:55,080
Speaker 1: it's a it's a decent sized driveway. It's very steep,

1644
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,920
Speaker 1: though I don't like how steep it is. It's like

1645
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,519
Speaker 1: thirty yards. It stands a lot of out of a

1646
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:02,519
Speaker 1: place to this good place to park your car. That's

1647
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 1: you know, that's why we have it. Like, that's why

1648
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:07,400
Speaker 1: we don't need it a real traditional garage because there's

1649
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,799
Speaker 1: plenty of space there. Yeah, you have a mile long

1650
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:13,919
Speaker 1: garage or driveway, a garage, a fire pit, a massive

1651
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 1: backyard like you have. You have a white collar home.

1652
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Like it's very I'm living the American Dream. Yeah, three

1653
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:26,599
Speaker 1: million dollar net worth, Ben Miller, Wow, West of the

1654
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,200
Speaker 1: four oh five gas gone. Yeah. I love how you

1655
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: took a shot at me because I was trying to

1656
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,639
Speaker 1: promote a local Mexican spot in Manhattan Beach night during

1657
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:37,440
Speaker 1: your show. And that's the way that you did it.

1658
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:42,040
Speaker 1: It's the way I did it as a schmuck, by

1659
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:44,479
Speaker 1: saying we get cancel are fasting for a day, like

1660
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:47,439
Speaker 1: bragging about look at the food. I look at my food.

1661
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 1: It's Mexican food. Everybody fucking eats it. Not everyone who

1662
01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:55,200
Speaker 1: doesn't love Mexican food. People that don't like Mexican food.

1663
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't know any but I'm

1664
01:31:57,400 --> 01:32:00,360
Speaker 1: sure there's people that otherwise. The only restaurants we'd have

1665
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:04,200
Speaker 1: our Mexican I love Mexican restaurant. Yes, the chips, the salsa.

1666
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm all about that action, boss, I'm all about that action.

1667
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 1: All right. Let's see what one more study year? All right?

1668
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that certain people are better off at

1669
01:32:14,439 --> 01:32:18,240
Speaker 1: fighting the flu than others? Left handers quote a new

1670
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,800
Speaker 1: News study, it has been revealed that it actually doesn't

1671
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 1: matter if you're left or right handed, but it is

1672
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 1: related to the first flu strain that you encountered as

1673
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:29,040
Speaker 1: a child. He goes all the way back to childhood,

1674
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:31,680
Speaker 1: they think, and it depends on how you handle it

1675
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:33,599
Speaker 1: as a kid, and then you know how your body

1676
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,920
Speaker 1: responded to it, and that for the rest of your life.

1677
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:38,880
Speaker 1: We'll set you up on a certain path. Did you

1678
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:42,519
Speaker 1: have chicken pox as a kid. I don't believe I

1679
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,519
Speaker 1: had chicken pop. I don't remember having chicken box, so

1680
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:47,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I had chicken pops chicken pox. You

1681
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:50,880
Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean everybody in my family the chicken pox.

1682
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:54,799
Speaker 1: So it says a lot about your family. The Jordan's

1683
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,760
Speaker 1: people have chicken pox. I probably did. I don't remember that.

1684
01:32:57,880 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 1: I must have been so young I blocked it out

1685
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,400
Speaker 1: or whatever I do have. Don't stick to sports stories

1686
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:05,200
Speaker 1: of the week to oh, I don't have to do them.

1687
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:10,840
Speaker 1: You know you unbelievable, not prepared, gascon not prepared, Jess.

1688
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,080
Speaker 1: I got something I can do all the heavy lifted

1689
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,160
Speaker 1: jet again, just as you just lay and you do

1690
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:18,280
Speaker 1: lay up radio podcast. How about you just throw me

1691
01:33:18,439 --> 01:33:21,600
Speaker 1: under the thus. How about you be prepared? Man. This

1692
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,240
Speaker 1: is why I try to tell you. I try to

1693
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:33,719
Speaker 1: tell you not to not skate by and you continue

1694
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,400
Speaker 1: to scape by. That's not true at all. Yeah, that

1695
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 1: is that's not true at all. All Right, Uh, here's

1696
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:41,000
Speaker 1: I got some stories that came out this week. Let's

1697
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:46,559
Speaker 1: the oil prices could fall below zero. How about that

1698
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 1: crude surplus could overwhelm global storage. Yeah, we certainly have

1699
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:55,320
Speaker 1: plus year in the United States. Yeah. Yeah, the oil

1700
01:33:55,360 --> 01:34:00,840
Speaker 1: prices are plunging and they could get to zero. Now

1701
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:04,040
Speaker 1: what does that mean for gas? Like the price of

1702
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:08,559
Speaker 1: gas that has to come down too, But how low

1703
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:11,360
Speaker 1: can it go? Because a gas tax like in California,

1704
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,600
Speaker 1: I think it's like a dollar tax almost that we

1705
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:16,479
Speaker 1: pay per gallon, So it can't go like under a

1706
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:20,800
Speaker 1: certain threshold. Right, I've seen gas right now in Texas

1707
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:25,760
Speaker 1: under two dollars, Oklahoma's under two dollars. We're still like

1708
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:30,120
Speaker 1: right around what to eight three dollars? Yeah, it's in

1709
01:34:30,160 --> 01:34:33,400
Speaker 1: that in California. Last I checked, it's it's in that

1710
01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:39,400
Speaker 1: area right around there. What other do you want me

1711
01:34:39,439 --> 01:34:41,559
Speaker 1: to do all the world? How about this one? Ben? Okay,

1712
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,439
Speaker 1: it's not like I didn't find join the party just

1713
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 1: late to the party, but I'm glad you just had

1714
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:49,719
Speaker 1: to bring it out because I was yelled at earlier

1715
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 1: for being long winded. Um, you got Times Square right

1716
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:59,439
Speaker 1: now has guys, usually men, dressed up as as characters

1717
01:34:59,439 --> 01:35:02,479
Speaker 1: and they're chain singing around tourists for hugs during this

1718
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:08,080
Speaker 1: coronavirus outbreak. How about that again? You got guys they're

1719
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,880
Speaker 1: dressed up as characters chasing people around. Oh yeah, like

1720
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:15,599
Speaker 1: in Times Square and yeah, chasing them around for for home.

1721
01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:17,679
Speaker 1: Why would they change that? These people have been doing

1722
01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:19,559
Speaker 1: that for years in New York. Do you know they

1723
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:22,960
Speaker 1: dress up as Elmo and chase you around Times Square? Yeah,

1724
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 1: like dressed up as as naked cowboys. I know you

1725
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:31,160
Speaker 1: love that. Uh. When I used to live in Hollywood, Um,

1726
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:37,720
Speaker 1: what's the Hollywood Highland? N what's that Hollywood and Vine. No,

1727
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:40,479
Speaker 1: it's Hollywood and Highland. There's like a theater there. It's

1728
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,800
Speaker 1: right near the we used to be the Grahmins Chinese Theater.

1729
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:46,720
Speaker 1: Here's a big shopping center and there's underground parking and

1730
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:48,439
Speaker 1: I used to go there sometimes with the food court

1731
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:50,479
Speaker 1: neat And one time I was in the food court

1732
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,479
Speaker 1: and all the characters that would be out in Hollywood

1733
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:56,599
Speaker 1: Boulevard with their costumes would go up and they would

1734
01:35:56,760 --> 01:36:00,320
Speaker 1: eat in the food court and it was so funny

1735
01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:02,720
Speaker 1: because there was one guy that walked in dressed like

1736
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:07,400
Speaker 1: an e walk like he was a vertically challenged human being.

1737
01:36:07,479 --> 01:36:09,479
Speaker 1: And it was the funniest thing because the guy, I

1738
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:12,920
Speaker 1: don't remember what he ate, but he sat down and

1739
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: he took his little ewalk helmet you know, mask off,

1740
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:19,280
Speaker 1: and then he sat there with the furry outfit on,

1741
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:22,280
Speaker 1: eating his meal. It was it was the funniest thing

1742
01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:26,040
Speaker 1: in the world. That is unbelievable. Um, I still close

1743
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:28,760
Speaker 1: my eyes and see it. Now here's the story again.

1744
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this to you so he can keep

1745
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:34,920
Speaker 1: track of this. This is your comic book guy. Uh

1746
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:39,639
Speaker 1: not really, Yeah, well this could get you into comic

1747
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,759
Speaker 1: books because this is finally come up with a character

1748
01:36:41,840 --> 01:36:46,960
Speaker 1: for you. Marvel Comics recently introduced the Protege's that will

1749
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:51,879
Speaker 1: mentor under the original New Warrior in the Outlawed spinoff

1750
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 1: mini series one. One of the New Warriors is named Snowflake.

1751
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:02,879
Speaker 1: That's right. It has been confirmed to be a non

1752
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:08,839
Speaker 1: binary superhero. That's right. Marvel Comics going full on PC

1753
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:14,479
Speaker 1: and they are going with Snowflake the non binary and uh,

1754
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,400
Speaker 1: this it is a whole right up here, I sent

1755
01:37:16,439 --> 01:37:20,920
Speaker 1: you the story. Um, this is from a writer for

1756
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:24,719
Speaker 1: Marvel dot Com actually wrote the story. The New Warrior

1757
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:30,400
Speaker 1: writer told marvel dot com, how great is that? As awful?

1758
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:33,680
Speaker 1: I want my child to grow up to be a

1759
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:40,280
Speaker 1: non binary superhero Snowflake. How about this? I know that

1760
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:45,040
Speaker 1: how would Snowflake attack people? They're superpower be to protest?

1761
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:56,679
Speaker 1: What are they gonna? Man? Their their way to rebel

1762
01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:59,800
Speaker 1: is to go hey, hey, ho ho, you gotta go

1763
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:03,360
Speaker 1: right one of those things? Yeah, a chant? Yeah? Man?

1764
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:06,599
Speaker 1: How about this? I know we talked a few times.

1765
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:11,360
Speaker 1: Get down. There's a snowflake movement in this town. No

1766
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:17,479
Speaker 1: parting in the streets of Portland, Oregon. Maybe, Um, we've

1767
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:20,360
Speaker 1: talked so great that we're alive and we can live

1768
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:24,960
Speaker 1: in the era of Snowflake the non binary superhero. That's

1769
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 1: just what I wanted when I was a kid. Oh,

1770
01:38:27,320 --> 01:38:30,720
Speaker 1: my God's great. Well, this is so good. This is wonderful. Guest,

1771
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:32,960
Speaker 1: are you gonna add this to your book? I need

1772
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:40,600
Speaker 1: to get a Snowflake action thing. I wonder if you

1773
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:45,120
Speaker 1: could dress them up as as uh as media people.

1774
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:47,360
Speaker 1: I know that you take shots at some of the

1775
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:50,840
Speaker 1: people in the sports industry like reporters and and hosts

1776
01:38:50,840 --> 01:38:53,040
Speaker 1: and whatnot that get on their soapbox, that go on

1777
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:56,080
Speaker 1: the slope and the snowflake route too, So it might

1778
01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,360
Speaker 1: be an opportune time to dress these people up put

1779
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:01,599
Speaker 1: a name tag with it. Well, that's great. I mean

1780
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 1: I will use that in future mild monologues for people

1781
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:07,599
Speaker 1: that are soft. Instead of calling you a Mr. Softie

1782
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:09,559
Speaker 1: or a Mama Luke, I will say you are a

1783
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: Marvel superhero snowflake. Oh my god, the nine non binary.

1784
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:20,439
Speaker 1: I thought Robbie the Mariner fan was the non binary superhero. Well,

1785
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:24,760
Speaker 1: according to Justin and Cincinnati, step right back, you've got competition.

1786
01:39:25,439 --> 01:39:27,880
Speaker 1: That is the case there, man. How about this in

1787
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:31,280
Speaker 1: Berlin right now they are suffering quite a bit, obviously

1788
01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:34,760
Speaker 1: with the coronavirus outbreak, but because of that, profits are

1789
01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:40,519
Speaker 1: down fifty percent in brothels right now over the past week,

1790
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:42,519
Speaker 1: week and a half. What are the whore is gonna do?

1791
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, but this goes from anything from sex

1792
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,840
Speaker 1: to bathing too, massages, the whole nine yards. And I

1793
01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:51,800
Speaker 1: know you haven't gone to any of the kind of

1794
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:57,679
Speaker 1: uh Swedish Asian parlors out here in Los Angeles. But

1795
01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:59,320
Speaker 1: but yeah, you can certainly mix it up. In Berlin.

1796
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:01,960
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more, or I guess, lucrative for

1797
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:04,720
Speaker 1: some that work out there, and obviously appeasing to the

1798
01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:07,760
Speaker 1: gentleman that go for their for their pleasure. But so

1799
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:13,000
Speaker 1: far the city has confirmed three cases of the coronavirus.

1800
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:16,080
Speaker 1: But obviously it is hit the clubbing industry, the nightlife

1801
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 1: and of course the local brothels there. Well, you know

1802
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:20,880
Speaker 1: what you have to do, guests, and get on a

1803
01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,559
Speaker 1: plan and go over there and support your local whore man.

1804
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: Come on, man, what's wrong with you? I looked up

1805
01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:29,439
Speaker 1: a round trip ticket from l A to London three

1806
01:40:29,479 --> 01:40:34,000
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty four dollars right now, you gotta do it. No,

1807
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,800
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it, but I had to take a

1808
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:38,240
Speaker 1: piece a little bit. Man. Come on, well I could

1809
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:39,680
Speaker 1: do it on your dime, Like if I get a

1810
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,080
Speaker 1: listener to that one? How about this? How about this?

1811
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:44,760
Speaker 1: If you get the coronavirus, then I'll go because you're

1812
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:47,599
Speaker 1: good right, yeah, I mean perfect right, I can fly

1813
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 1: with the coronavirus. You would live like a king if

1814
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:52,960
Speaker 1: you get the coronavirus, because you don't have to worry

1815
01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 1: everyone's freaking out by the unknown. But if you get

1816
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:56,840
Speaker 1: it and you don't have a bad reaction to it,

1817
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:59,639
Speaker 1: then you assume you're okay and you're good. Well, that's

1818
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:02,840
Speaker 1: perfect because I wouldn't probably be allowed to board, and

1819
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:05,880
Speaker 1: if I got into Heathrow, they would probably take my

1820
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:08,160
Speaker 1: temperature at the gate, So there's no way to be

1821
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:13,000
Speaker 1: admitted into London anyway. So if I contracted it, I

1822
01:41:13,080 --> 01:41:15,519
Speaker 1: was diagnosed, I mean obviously had to show symptoms, but

1823
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:18,519
Speaker 1: if I was asymptomatic, maybe there'd be a chance. But

1824
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:22,360
Speaker 1: that's awesome, Like you're not rooting for the binary anymore, snowflake,

1825
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:25,840
Speaker 1: but you're rooting for me to get the coronavirus. That's awesome. Yeah,

1826
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,880
Speaker 1: it would be good for the show. It's great for

1827
01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:30,800
Speaker 1: the show. That means be the answer to a Fox

1828
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:33,080
Speaker 1: Sports Radio tribute question, the first get the company to

1829
01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:36,360
Speaker 1: get the coronavirus. Yeah. I would look forward this year

1830
01:41:36,439 --> 01:41:39,080
Speaker 1: to your holiday party too. Oh, you're not going to

1831
01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:42,160
Speaker 1: the holiday There will be no holiday ending that God?

1832
01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:45,720
Speaker 1: Why not no holiday party? Oh and now who's the snowflake? Oh,

1833
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:50,559
Speaker 1: you unwashed losers want you my house, spreading your vermin

1834
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:54,400
Speaker 1: all over my house. You're you're a bunch of yeah

1835
01:41:54,479 --> 01:41:58,200
Speaker 1: because we can't eat any cold, raging Cajuns anymore. What

1836
01:41:58,439 --> 01:42:03,519
Speaker 1: was me occasions? You are so stupid. It's it's the

1837
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:08,000
Speaker 1: mascot of a university in Louisiana. It's raising Caines eiven one.

1838
01:42:09,479 --> 01:42:11,120
Speaker 1: All right, are you done? What do you mean? Am

1839
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:13,080
Speaker 1: I done? I gave you two stories because you want

1840
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:15,360
Speaker 1: to take the limelight away. That's fine. I know you

1841
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,120
Speaker 1: need the attention. It's all about you. It's all about

1842
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:20,479
Speaker 1: your name is on the podcast. My name is on

1843
01:42:20,520 --> 01:42:23,240
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I got adjust my goddamn schedule for

1844
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:29,439
Speaker 1: your fucking Hollywood auditions. You fucking lose you now. Seriously,

1845
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:32,400
Speaker 1: I want you to know full disclosure here that this

1846
01:42:32,479 --> 01:42:36,400
Speaker 1: podcast has been recorded a different day, not because I

1847
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,920
Speaker 1: had it. It's one thing if I have a scheduling issue,

1848
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:43,360
Speaker 1: because you know it's the Ben Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. No, no, no,

1849
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:48,000
Speaker 1: I am. I am having to adjust my schedule to

1850
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:56,160
Speaker 1: accommodate the wishes of that that schmuck, David Gascon, the

1851
01:42:56,280 --> 01:43:02,360
Speaker 1: narcissist David Gascon. I think you'd be happy for me,

1852
01:43:02,439 --> 01:43:04,160
Speaker 1: But first of all, what else do you have to

1853
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:08,559
Speaker 1: fucking do? Today nothing. I have a network radio show,

1854
01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:12,559
Speaker 1: but I have to prepare for right now, do you

1855
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:15,679
Speaker 1: understand what do you have to do tomorrow? I got

1856
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:17,559
Speaker 1: a lot of things going on tomorrow. I don't think

1857
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:19,720
Speaker 1: you have a lot of things, lots of all. I

1858
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:21,479
Speaker 1: gotta work out, I gotta figure out how to work.

1859
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:23,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna take me longer to work out, and

1860
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:24,840
Speaker 1: I have to go to a park and do all that. Yeah,

1861
01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:27,439
Speaker 1: I can send you a video teach you. I'm convinced

1862
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:30,160
Speaker 1: you try to provoke me. You try to provoke me

1863
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:34,360
Speaker 1: because I've told you a month ago. I said, listen,

1864
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:36,840
Speaker 1: I cannot do the podcast on the day that you

1865
01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:38,160
Speaker 1: want to do the podcast. It has to be on

1866
01:43:38,200 --> 01:43:40,519
Speaker 1: this particular day. And you were like a couple of weeks,

1867
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,920
Speaker 1: you were a good soldier, right, and then all of

1868
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:45,760
Speaker 1: a sudden, you know, no, no, no no, no, no no,

1869
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:47,960
Speaker 1: you gotta bring in all the drama and all the

1870
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:50,920
Speaker 1: fucking emotion. You're like, we're not gonna do it. Listen.

1871
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean part of your different day, well, a part

1872
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:54,920
Speaker 1: of your day has been cut off because you can't

1873
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:57,000
Speaker 1: go to Costco anymore for free samples, so that at

1874
01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:59,120
Speaker 1: least four hours out of your block that are free

1875
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:02,320
Speaker 1: now that is um no costco. On the weekends, I

1876
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:04,320
Speaker 1: got some more free time on that. There's not a

1877
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,840
Speaker 1: lot of content out there, and you should probably rely

1878
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:10,200
Speaker 1: on your producers more to help you produce the show overnight. Well,

1879
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:11,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and I probably

1880
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:16,040
Speaker 1: shouldn't say anything, but I don't do anything like full disclosure.

1881
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:18,280
Speaker 1: I show up at ten fifty nine, which I show

1882
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:21,880
Speaker 1: starts at eleven in the West, and I'm completely unconcerned.

1883
01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I am very calm, cool and collected because I know

1884
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:29,000
Speaker 1: that my producing staff they have done a full right

1885
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,840
Speaker 1: up of the shrone. Okay, I have everything I need.

1886
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:34,719
Speaker 1: I have all the sound I need. Uh. They scour

1887
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:38,320
Speaker 1: the internet to find audio, unique audio. They do that

1888
01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 1: all the time. Uh. They prepare bullet points for mallar monologue.

1889
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:46,599
Speaker 1: So I sound very good. Um. So I show up

1890
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:50,000
Speaker 1: and I have the easiest life in the world. I mean,

1891
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:52,960
Speaker 1: my guys do all the work for me. I show

1892
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:55,519
Speaker 1: up at ten fifty nine, I leave right after the

1893
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:58,280
Speaker 1: show and I'm good to go. So some wonderful life

1894
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:00,360
Speaker 1: that I've lived, I have chosen to live from myself.

1895
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 1: So why are you tearing me a new asshole about

1896
01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:05,479
Speaker 1: doing this on a different day. I mean, well, because

1897
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:08,360
Speaker 1: the podcast, you don't do the things that my other

1898
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,960
Speaker 1: producers do for for the regular show, you don't put

1899
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:14,920
Speaker 1: the work in. Oh you know, you don't prepare. You

1900
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:17,640
Speaker 1: just were caught with your pants down here with that

1901
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:20,519
Speaker 1: little hey, don't stick to sports stories of the week.

1902
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:24,960
Speaker 1: It's bad job by you. I feel like you've you've

1903
01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:27,680
Speaker 1: turned on man. It's rather unfortunate. I feel like your

1904
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:30,280
Speaker 1: eyes are darting back and forth because you're lying right now.

1905
01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:32,439
Speaker 1: I can see your eyes starting back and forth. It's

1906
01:45:32,479 --> 01:45:34,800
Speaker 1: not true at all. I was just minding my own

1907
01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,800
Speaker 1: business now that I've been shamed in the corner because

1908
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:38,559
Speaker 1: I don't put in as much effort as you do

1909
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 1: money correct, Just want to point that out right now.

1910
01:45:41,479 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: You're fleecing the people, that's what you're doing. Alright. I

1911
01:45:46,479 --> 01:45:49,040
Speaker 1: hope you get the job, guess I thought. By the way,

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01:45:49,640 --> 01:45:55,200
Speaker 1: my brother in law works in the movie, well, he

1913
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:58,240
Speaker 1: works on the set. He builds the sets and stuff.

1914
01:45:58,280 --> 01:46:00,360
Speaker 1: He's on the crew that builds the sets for TV

1915
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:03,360
Speaker 1: shows and movies and stuff. He's out of work right now.

1916
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:06,759
Speaker 1: They're not filming anything in Hollywood. They've shut production down,

1917
01:46:07,320 --> 01:46:10,120
Speaker 1: but you are still finding work. Well here's a story.

1918
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:13,000
Speaker 1: You are you gonna do a commercial for coronavirus. Well,

1919
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,800
Speaker 1: here's the story. A quick story I did. I had

1920
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:21,000
Speaker 1: an audition last week for a a sports drink and

1921
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:23,320
Speaker 1: it was for a sportscaster roll and I think it

1922
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:27,840
Speaker 1: was the same audition that your former dentist was involved with.

1923
01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:31,679
Speaker 1: Two And I was called the following day for another

1924
01:46:31,720 --> 01:46:35,640
Speaker 1: audition which took place last week. And then I was

1925
01:46:35,720 --> 01:46:38,080
Speaker 1: contacted by the agency. It said, hey, you need to

1926
01:46:38,120 --> 01:46:41,800
Speaker 1: be available for a couple of dates on a Thursday,

1927
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:45,720
Speaker 1: on a Friday, possibly a Saturday, for fitting and for

1928
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:50,519
Speaker 1: shooting this commercial. So, um, it's not in the bag,

1929
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:53,320
Speaker 1: as they'd say, I can't book it. But I show

1930
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:55,519
Speaker 1: up to the fitting and then if they like what

1931
01:46:55,560 --> 01:46:58,240
Speaker 1: they see, that's the finalized product. Then banged. The next

1932
01:46:58,320 --> 01:47:01,080
Speaker 1: day I shoot it. So there's a access man, so

1933
01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:04,120
Speaker 1: give me some time. It helps the show, doesn't It

1934
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:06,320
Speaker 1: doesn't help. It adds more content to the show, as

1935
01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:10,639
Speaker 1: opposed to you bitching and money about your stupid fucking schedule. Alright,

1936
01:47:10,960 --> 01:47:13,400
Speaker 1: you're boring me. I gotta go, I gotta I gotta go.

1937
01:47:13,479 --> 01:47:15,479
Speaker 1: All of a sudden. You gotta go. I gotta go.

1938
01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:21,080
Speaker 1: Places to go, people to see, things to do. Alright, unbelievable.

1939
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:25,759
Speaker 1: Are done, Yes, I'm done. Alright. I have a great weekend.

1940
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:28,479
Speaker 1: Be safe, stay away from everybody. Live the life I've

1941
01:47:28,479 --> 01:47:31,760
Speaker 1: been living my entire life. And we'll catch you on

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Speaker 1: the radio next time.