Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up with that? Saw? Guys, Welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode mother Sucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackston.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Chinese best friend. How you doing, Hey? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Mike ain doing Mike I'm doing good Man. You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna be going back to Ghana, so
Speaker 1: we'll be doing from here very soon, gonna be doing
Speaker 1: it from Ghana. I'm just still gonna call you and
Speaker 1: we're just gonna do it together. I know somebody that's
Speaker 1: shorter than you. My guest today, motherfucker. He definitely built
Speaker 1: like a capital qu um. Another Zealist celebrity UH up
Speaker 1: and coming comedians social media influences. He's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite places to perform. I love going to Boston. Boston
Speaker 1: people just you know, it's so real. You know, I
Speaker 1: like Boston so much. It's like everybody that's African from
Speaker 1: Boston's from Kate Verdie. For some reason, everybody said it
Speaker 1: from kid Verdi did from fucking Boston. Boston must have
Speaker 1: his own part of Africa called Kape Verdie. And then
Speaker 1: um a lot of Haitians in in Cape in Boston
Speaker 1: or soup about say, why should I tell that all
Speaker 1: the Haitians in Boston. I got my nigue on the
Speaker 1: show tonight. Let's welcome my guests to the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show, Red Brown Brown, what's good dog?
Speaker 1: Never see man? Welcome to the Z List Celebrity Podcast.
Speaker 1: All my guests are either there between Q and Z.
Speaker 1: You are probably a Z list, but you're definitely definitely
Speaker 1: on the way to Q. I appreciate that. That's cool, man,
Speaker 1: have been busy. Man, you know the world's open back up.
Speaker 1: So will you suggest your kids being comedians? I think
Speaker 1: my daughter is gonna be one. My son isn't isn't
Speaker 1: as funny, so like he's mean, So I tell him, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta chill out. But my daughter, I let her
Speaker 1: explore it. Like, if you find something you think it's funny,
Speaker 1: go ahead, be funny. I'll give you that mulligan of
Speaker 1: trying to be funny first. But my son. I don't
Speaker 1: think my son got it, bro, Yeah, he don't got it.
Speaker 1: He's he mean, he likes to play sports, karate ship
Speaker 1: like that. But making a joke, It's like, no, he
Speaker 1: want to hurt your feelings. So I'm like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't indulge in this ship but my daughter she knows
Speaker 1: she she's my daughter's on one. That's like, we had
Speaker 1: a roast in competition one day. I had my daughter
Speaker 1: and son go at it. I want to see if
Speaker 1: y'all know what you're doing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So my daughter's turned, I tell how to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you just want to get straight to the
Speaker 1: point in salt. Be funny. So my daughter's like, your
Speaker 1: mother's ugly. I'm like, yeah, that's funny, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny as ship seven year old keep going. My
Speaker 1: son is the nigga. That's just like, you don't know
Speaker 1: the difference between a goat and the sheep. And I'm like, nigga, stopped,
Speaker 1: Like that's not how you wrote. Yeah, my daughter really
Speaker 1: doesn't know the difference between the goat of the sheep.
Speaker 1: But she's seven the same, No that she's seven eleven.
Speaker 1: The sheep and sheep and a goat. No, it's not
Speaker 1: the same something that same man like that. No, that's
Speaker 1: a sheep. The sheep got the wool, a goat got
Speaker 1: the horns. But the sheep doesn't talk like that. No,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a goat. Ain't welcome to the show,
Speaker 1: how y'all doing so the sheep and the goat, I mean,
Speaker 1: don't the bull sitting man? Yeah, Mike, is that the same?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know. Maybe the joke was for you with
Speaker 1: known I et goat. I don't listen to me. Maybe
Speaker 1: the joke was for you towards your son he was
Speaker 1: talking about, man. Yeah, you don't know the difference between
Speaker 1: the goat and the sheep. Damn. You're right, that is funny.
Speaker 1: So that makes it a good joke. What do you
Speaker 1: think takes about a goat on land from Boston? You
Speaker 1: some curry goat? Right, yeah, of course, But no, that's different.
Speaker 1: You're saying, curry go, curry go. It's too good. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you do to a lamb. I'll take
Speaker 1: the goat for real lamb shops, now, I'll take the
Speaker 1: goat for something. I think lamb meat tastes better. I
Speaker 1: don't know, is it? Because what make meat tastes better
Speaker 1: is every way it was raised. It's the little juicy
Speaker 1: fats on it. Like that. What makes I like oxtail
Speaker 1: better than steaks? Sometimes for retail is different, bro, But
Speaker 1: you know what makes a steak tastes good? And bad.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the way is the way to kill the cow. Yes,
Speaker 1: if if you die angry, you're not gonna be all tender.
Speaker 1: You know, you shot the motherfucker. You gotta kill in
Speaker 1: a certain way. You gotta like, you gotta cut something.
Speaker 1: Tell me you're not gonna die, and you're not gonna die.
Speaker 1: Song How you gotta kill a cow? Mike sing a song.
Speaker 1: If you shoot a cow, he's gonna be very stiff.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a tough meat. Right angry he died angrily,
Speaker 1: He's not gonna give you a good meat to eat.
Speaker 1: Massage him, you know, probably get an email cow to suckers. Dick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: motherfucker cut his throat. Yeah, what's up, mother suckers? This
Speaker 1: your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to
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Speaker 1: every Tuesday. I mean, I've killed the chickens, how like
Speaker 1: cut the heat off? Well, yeah, but you see you
Speaker 1: said you ain't that America. Yea sometimey I just cut
Speaker 1: it off and let the ship run all crazy. That's torture, Africa.
Speaker 1: We you know, we dig a hole in the ground.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep kill him peacefully. Don't have him are
Speaker 1: chumping up. It's gonna make him not soft. You want
Speaker 1: the chicken and be nice and tender when you eat it.
Speaker 1: It's all how you kill him. So what would do we?
Speaker 1: You know, you grab the leg, grip both flegs, you
Speaker 1: step your foot on the on both flegs. You put
Speaker 1: the wings together backwards. You put your other leg on
Speaker 1: the wings. Torture, mother, that's the stiffest chicken. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have that in the ground because you want to pour
Speaker 1: that blood. You peel some hair off his neck and
Speaker 1: then you just right, he got both legs. He's down.
Speaker 1: You can't move nowhere. You just color with the throat
Speaker 1: and you pour the blood in the ground in the hole.
Speaker 1: That's way worse, just chopping that up, jumping around like
Speaker 1: the Philippics. Mike, we chopped the head off and he
Speaker 1: runs around. Would you want to be that's that's horrible.
Speaker 1: And then on your birthday you killed and then you
Speaker 1: put across right here because with the blood, you put
Speaker 1: the blood on your forehead. I didn't know that now
Speaker 1: I think about it. It was like, but don you
Speaker 1: guys eat chicken blood like I've seen it. It's a
Speaker 1: big blood. You drink it, you cook it. And then
Speaker 1: they added some interesting and stuff in there, so like
Speaker 1: a sauce. Basically, yeah, okay, A lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of people think it's it's chocolate soup. So I fooled
Speaker 1: a lot of my friends. Wait, hold on, you fed
Speaker 1: your friends pig blood and told him chop up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what rice in it? Mike? Don't have me come to
Speaker 1: none of this. Mike, had some you had? I brought
Speaker 1: one here before? Trick me. Yeah? No, I told you
Speaker 1: it was some little soup. I forgot. I told you
Speaker 1: remember one time I brought it love Philip beautiful. You
Speaker 1: liked it. You're like, what is said? A little soup?
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Mike, it was it was cool, real good.
Speaker 1: It was. It's cool, real good, said a little soup.
Speaker 1: You made the order tonight. No, motherfucker, I can wear
Speaker 1: eight pigs blood. Why that's probably I've been fucking passing
Speaker 1: guys the past ten years. I'm look, was this that
Speaker 1: was about to be maybe like eight nine months ago?
Speaker 1: You know, you know I told you. I don't remember
Speaker 1: you telling me. I got a bunch of you like it.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is good. You're sucking it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew what it was. Sucking it up. Now he didn't,
Speaker 1: he said, he told me it was chocolate. Okay, you
Speaker 1: liked it. That's that's what Roder does. But I don't
Speaker 1: trick me. She'll tell me because you know, she knows
Speaker 1: she's Asians. You know how to make African food, So
Speaker 1: she wouldn't tell me she's making African students. You tell me,
Speaker 1: I'm making Chinese stew and eat them like this is good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make African students. Yeah, it's all in the mind, you know. No,
Speaker 1: that's not true. She makes vegan ship and then I
Speaker 1: like it a lot, like it a lot, and then
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, she goes, oh that's vegan. I'm like,
Speaker 1: funk I don't want it. Oh, I see what you're saying,
Speaker 1: Like like it with your brain. If it's like grass me,
Speaker 1: let's let me. Let me to change this up here
Speaker 1: the time I told what Olympics with it shot sharing
Speaker 1: riches and girl, what do you do you think? Black?
Speaker 1: What you um? Um? Protests? Not protests? It what I'm
Speaker 1: looking for? Right? No, not right? What is you boycott Olympics? Nah?
Speaker 1: I don't think black people should boycott because there's too
Speaker 1: many other black people. Other black people come in, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like like, it sucks what she's
Speaker 1: going through. But at the same time, it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: just come back in four years. Like when when we
Speaker 1: four years is a long years. It's not Michael Felts
Speaker 1: came back in four years and went crazy. Oh he
Speaker 1: didn't crazy. When Michael Felts got in trouble for weed,
Speaker 1: he came back in four years and broke every fucking record. Yes,
Speaker 1: nig that's that's when he went and got his twenty
Speaker 1: second medal. He just got in the water, shut the
Speaker 1: funk up, and he killed ship. She's in position to
Speaker 1: do that four years. Yeah, she's she's like something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's young. So if she comes back in four
Speaker 1: years and she's still the fastest woman on the planet,
Speaker 1: she's gonna shatter records and now it's gonna be bigger
Speaker 1: than ever. She's gonna get every endorsement. But if we
Speaker 1: voycott it now and then she doesn't come back and
Speaker 1: people are like, we don't give a funk, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing. Like she's like, she's not competing for
Speaker 1: the Olympics. She's the fastest woman on the planet. She's
Speaker 1: gonna win nig She's already gonna win. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll say for years, she's still making money right now,
Speaker 1: just running everywhere else. And then she's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: She's gonna have a weed company. She I mean she was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she smokes a lot of weeds
Speaker 1: be able to run anymore. The Mother Stuck a podcast
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