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Speaker 1: So it's the fifth Hour and then we are joined.

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Speaker 1: Eight day is a week now for Better or Worse

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Speaker 1: that's great. I love the fact that we have people

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Speaker 1: Because I often get emails here your your your listeners

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Speaker 1: coronavirus pandemic. Sales of this food. Yeah, the last couple

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Speaker 1: of months. Um do do do, do do do? I

426
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Speaker 1: can't beat meat. Do do be? Is it cereal? No? No,

427
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Speaker 1: it is a It is a meat. It is hot dogs,

428
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Speaker 1: easy to make, simple, relatively cheap, decent meal. All right,

429
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Speaker 1: hot dogs, Dodger dog, Finway Frank monster Dog, Finway Monster Dog.

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Speaker 1: I always thought that Dodger dog was was good if

431
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Speaker 1: if grilled properly and burned up. But you've been to

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Speaker 1: Boston even a Finway. Oh my god, those hot dogs

433
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Speaker 1: are this guy Phil in Cambridge. Uh you know he

434
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Speaker 1: he would hook me up with like a set like

435
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Speaker 1: it's like I had, I had a'm I'm an addict,

436
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: and he would feed my addiction because you can buy

437
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Speaker 1: those hot dogs that the store is locally in a

438
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Speaker 1: Massachusetts and stuff in in the New England states. And

439
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Speaker 1: he would send me some. And I have summer barbecues

440
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Speaker 1: with those Finway monster dogs. Let me tell you something awesome. Now,

441
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Speaker 1: whenever you go visit your brother in New York, do

442
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Speaker 1: you ever walk the streets and an intoxicated night you

443
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Speaker 1: order hot dogs from the street vendors. No, I know,

444
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Speaker 1: I love the street vendor pretzels. I like. I like that,

445
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: although the Philadelphia pretzels better than the New York pretzel,

446
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: but the New York pretzels much better than the l

447
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Speaker 1: A pretzel, which really doesn't exist. So yeah, and uh,

448
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Speaker 1: and you know I like that. In New York they

449
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Speaker 1: think it's the it's open twenty four hours, but anyone's

450
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Speaker 1: lived there or been to New York knows that. Yeah,

451
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: you can get a turkey sandwich or pastronomy sandwich at

452
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Speaker 1: the corner Delhi twenty four hours, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: the city shuts down normally like everywhere else. It's a

454
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Speaker 1: myth that everything's open twenty four hours. Not true, right,

455
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Speaker 1: moura pop quiz. Sleep of forces on the rise. Blank

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Speaker 1: percent of couples want separate beds? Now, alright, what percentage

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Speaker 1: of couples do you think, according to this survey said

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Speaker 1: they want separate beds. So this is moderately high for this,

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Speaker 1: I'd say on the study ago thirty six percent. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you were very very close, but you did go over

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Speaker 1: thirty five percent. Thirty five percent according to that study

462
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Speaker 1: that people are just trying to go into separate beds.

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Speaker 1: There you go. They say what intent? Adults say they're sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Struggles have led them to consider an actual divorce. But

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Speaker 1: they said thirty five percent, I want to go on

466
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Speaker 1: go on separate rooms. That's like the early remember the

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Speaker 1: early Hollywood shows they would have they would not be

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Speaker 1: in the same bed. The Woman and the Man wasn't

469
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Speaker 1: I Love Lucy was like that? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: I think that was the one. I remember reruns of that. No,

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Speaker 1: no sleeping number beds bed job by them? All right,

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Speaker 1: more pop Quiz. Got a few more of these, and

473
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Speaker 1: then we'll get to the mail bag. We well, actually,

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Speaker 1: before we get to the mail bag, we'll get to

475
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Speaker 1: to don't stick to sports, which is pretty much what

476
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Speaker 1: this whole podcast has become. Anyway, pop quiz. Most men

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Speaker 1: have stolen this from their significant other. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Man um stolen this wold lady friend or male friend? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Significant Okay, so money money? Uh no, not if they're

480
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Speaker 1: still money from someone you're not gonna be with them

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Speaker 1: much longer. The answer is skincare products. Oh, that makes sense.

482
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Speaker 1: Like the guys stealing stuff? I don't know. Yeah, my

483
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Speaker 1: wife usually shoves stuff at me to put it on.

484
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Speaker 1: I don't have to steal with you. Put this on,

485
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Speaker 1: all right, whatever, leave me alone, I'll put it on. Fine,

486
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Speaker 1: all right, here we go, pop Quiz. People in the

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Speaker 1: early eighteen hundreds actually use this staple of summer barbecues

488
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Speaker 1: and meals in general as a medicine. It's originally a

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Speaker 1: medicine in the early eighteen hundreds. What is it, let's penicillin,

490
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Speaker 1: but no for barbecue. Let's say it's like barbecue or

491
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Speaker 1: just meals and pretty much everywhere. Now I don't just barbecues,

492
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Speaker 1: it's it's a food item. It's like a condiment. Relish

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Speaker 1: no ketchup Ketchup. Early in the I saw a documentary

494
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Speaker 1: on ketchup. Believe it or not. It sounds terrible thought,

495
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Speaker 1: but they said, before a documentary on ketchup, I'm curious,

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Speaker 1: like the history of stuff. And it was like the

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Speaker 1: history of Like, I was like, how did how did

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Speaker 1: we get to a point in Western society where every

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Speaker 1: restaurant has to have a ketchup bottle on the table?

500
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Speaker 1: Like what led to that? And they said before, like

501
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Speaker 1: early food, there was no guidelines, like the U. S

502
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Speaker 1: d A didn't exist or the U. S g A. Rather,

503
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Speaker 1: the agriculture people did not exist, and so they didn't

504
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Speaker 1: the food was not particularly did taste great. It wasn't

505
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Speaker 1: kept well, it wasn't safe, and so they originally put

506
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Speaker 1: tartar sauce on everything. And then when Hines the Hindes

507
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Speaker 1: group invented the catchup, that was like a game changer,

508
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: made everything taste better and and then the rest is history. Interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I watched that a few years ago. A study shows

510
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Speaker 1: this food is eating the most between nine and eleven PM.

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Speaker 1: What is it? This should be easy? How does it

512
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Speaker 1: say pizza? No? Come on, guess nine to eleven. You're

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Speaker 1: late at night, you're alone, you're watching television, You're sitting

514
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Speaker 1: on the couch. What are you doing? Ice cream? Yes,

515
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: ice cream? Late night ice cream? What's the go too

516
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: for you? Rocky Road Ship, I'm a cookie dough mint

517
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Speaker 1: chip guy. I go back and forth. Occasionally, I'll change

518
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Speaker 1: it up. I'll go exotic with strawberry. I'll throw strawberry

519
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: in there. That's an exotic thing. But you know, typically

520
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: my typical thing is cookie dough and uh that that's

521
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: my go too. But I like mint chip. I'll do

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00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: chocolate chip. You know, I'd actually branch out of those.

523
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: Those are my kind of go two things. What would

524
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Speaker 1: you do the My wife likes like a coffee flavored

525
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: type of peanut butters. You like peanut butter like pieces?

526
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: I guess. But no, I'm I'm either Rocky Road cookies

527
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: and cream or mitten chip. Usually it's mitten chip, but

528
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm not one of those regular humans

529
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Speaker 1: that takes it and puts it into a ball. I'm

530
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: just like right out of the right out of the carton,

531
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Speaker 1: like I'm give me a spoon, give me a napkin

532
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: or paper talent, I'm gonna go. So you're a pig, yes,

533
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Speaker 1: I'm When you do, you don't have to worry about

534
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: sharing with other people. Know you're sugar now, but you

535
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: don't if you live with someone else, like a bunch

536
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Speaker 1: of people who were in your family or whatever, you

537
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Speaker 1: would be like okay, But but if I had to go, really,

538
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: to be frank with you, if if you ever take

539
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: the steps to go to seven eleven he needed a

540
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: quick snack, I do recommend the Snickers ice cream bars.

541
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Speaker 1: Those things are fucking amazing. The wrong answer. No, that's answer.

542
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: They're amazing. If you want relax, all right, I'm gonna

543
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something's gonna change your fucking life. Okay,

544
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: listen to me. All right. So there's uh in southern California.

545
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't think these are everywhere. There's a there's a

546
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Speaker 1: local change which actually unfortunately west of the four oh file,

547
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: and they sell these chocolate chip sandwiches where you know

548
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: it's an ice cream sandwich with two giant, oversized, perfectly

549
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: breaked chocolate chip cookies and then a big mound of

550
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream. It is amazing and I would give

551
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: them a pop. I actually have one of my freezer

552
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: if you want me to go get it right now,

553
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: and I'm going to take a couple of minutes. But

554
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: it is amazing. It's the greatest thing. And I found

555
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: it at seven eleven. Yeah, I went in to get

556
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: ice cream, like you're saying, there on a hot day

557
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: during the summer, and I found this is I like,

558
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I look, I really like cookie sandwiches, ice cream, cookie sandwiches,

559
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: and this is the greatest thing I've I've had it

560
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: and got from a seven eleven, of all people, and

561
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: it's from some uh some like restaurant bakery place in

562
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Speaker 1: in l A. But it's like somewhere near near the

563
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: ocean over there. That's pretty good. I know Disneyland served

564
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: those a lot. Oh yeah, those are good. That's a good.

565
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: You don't like the cookies sandwich, No, I do. I

566
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: just I haven't thought about that in a while. But

567
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: Snickers ice cream bars. Since we talked about the vetting

568
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: machines a lot, that thing came to my mind first. Well,

569
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: maybe I'll try a Snickers ice cream but it's delicious.

570
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: It's pretty addicting to alright. New survey done in conjunction

571
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: by some nutrition company found that the average American has

572
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: gained blank pounds while on lockdown. They say the numbers

573
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: only five. I don't know. I have not gained weight.

574
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I was good. I freaked out. I

575
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: told the story in the podcast. But when the gym's closed.

576
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: When I showed up to the gym and there was

577
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Speaker 1: a sign shut down by the mayor of Los Angeles,

578
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: I said, holy fuck, here we go. I'm gonna be

579
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Speaker 1: five hundred pounds uh next week. And I've been I've

580
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: actually lost weight, which is cool. I'm happy about that.

581
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: But you probably lost muscle masks because when you work

582
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: out in the gym, you're usually yes, yeah. So I'm

583
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: just walking around like an old like a wandering man.

584
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Speaker 1: I'm just win a muckle road. I'm walking down here.

585
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: And have you any weight from your facial hair? Though? Like,

586
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: have you let the thing breathe a little bit? Since

587
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: our our zoomie because I still got to do these

588
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: dopey YouTube videos and everyone mocks your your vanity and

589
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: how you look. You know, people are are evil and

590
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: so I try to I trim like once a week.

591
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: I tried, I don't. I keep some facial hair, but

592
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to get rid of all

593
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: of it. So I'm Chewbacca, man, I am, I'm the

594
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: second coming of Chewbacca right now. You're Billy mays Man.

595
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: You are you have You should thank your family there,

596
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: because the genetics of the Gascon family a very hearty

597
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: set of hair. I mean you won that, you won

598
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: that battle. Yeah, but the chief doesn't have a beard,

599
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: or he doesn't grow a beard. He's got the stash,

600
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: but well that's the police stash though. You gotta have that, right,

601
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: But I mean I don't have that. If I shave

602
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Speaker 1: my beard, I don't have the kind of stash that

603
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: he has. Like I would never have that. Like I

604
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: think I told you before. My my buddy Patrick, he's

605
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: a firefighter, and so they can't have facial hair outside

606
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: of a mustache. Dude has a rock and mustache. Doesn't

607
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: have hair on his head anymore, but he has an

608
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Speaker 1: awesome stash that he is like the redheaded version of

609
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Speaker 1: Tom Selleck. I'm very envious of that. Wow, I'm just

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Speaker 1: happy I have hats that's all. Thank God for hats.

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Speaker 1: God love hats. Keep sending those hats, and you guys

612
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: have been great. I got a ton of these hats

613
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: coming in and I'll wear them all and I will

614
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Speaker 1: try to give you all as much love as I can.

615
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Speaker 1: All right. Be sure to catch live editions of The

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven

617
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Speaker 1: pm Pacific. More pop quiz. A new survey says, what

618
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Speaker 1: in three pets have two or eaten this household item?

619
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: What is it? I was gonna say a remote control.

620
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Speaker 1: That's actually makes more sense than this withilet paper? Oh

621
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Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, only dogs? You're eating toilet paper? No,

622
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: I've never had that happens. Maybe maybe can't. I'm not a

623
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Speaker 1: a cat person. Yeah. New report says only of us

624
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: do this daily, even though everyone, depending on the weather,

625
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: is supposed to do it. Go outside. Uh no, no,

626
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Speaker 1: it's uh where sunscreen? Um? Yeah, we're sunscreens. The answer

627
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: on that fifty five percent of us say that we

628
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: would never admit to doing this unless we were caught

629
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Speaker 1: in the act jacking off. Speak for yourself. Uh, the

630
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Speaker 1: correct answer is hitting a parked car. Hitting a park car?

631
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Speaker 1: So this makes sense because if you think that it's

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Speaker 1: not on camera and no one saw it, then you

633
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people. I can get away with it.

634
00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna run away, And I think that's right.

635
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: I think it's more than half the people say they

636
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: would not if they thought they could get away, but

637
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: they won't admit to the worst part, though, is when

638
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: the people do admit to it and they write a

639
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: note saying like, I'm sorry I hit your car without

640
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: contact information. Oh yeah, that's a dick move. That is

641
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: a dick move. I agree with you on that, all right.

642
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: Every year, nearly three hundred thousand of us are injured

643
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: by this common item that we use several times a day.

644
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: A door. Yes, how about that, guest? I was thinking

645
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: either a door or your bed post. Now, how is

646
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: one injured by a door? They slap in the head.

647
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Did they touched the handle of the door and they

648
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: don't twist it properly? They hurt their hand? Like, how

649
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: does that work? I wasn't think. Yeah, if you open

650
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: it and you're looking the other way, or you think

651
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: that it's open, or or if you think a sliding

652
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: glass door is actually open and it's clear pathway and

653
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: you run into it. Yeah, I can see that. All right,

654
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: let's do a few more here and then we'll move

655
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: on from pop quiz. You eat this almost two times

656
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: a year? Wait? Did this one? Okay? We did? You

657
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: know what it isn't? I forget what? A lot of

658
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: these sound the same, but this is eggs a year.

659
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: Most people who plan a wedding choose to not do this.

660
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? Wait? Can you repeat that more time? Alright,

661
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: so most people who plan a wedding choose to not

662
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: do this. Uh hirah A wedding coordinator. No, I didn't answer.

663
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't ask you the right. But they

664
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: make sure to not plan a wedding on a holiday. Kid, Now,

665
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: why is that? Wouldn't it be easier for you able

666
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: to travel to your wedding on a holiday. I just

667
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: want people to enjoy their holiday. And I guess not

668
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: A sister that planned her wedding and it was done

669
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 1: on the fourth of July. I planned my wedding, which

670
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: was I told my wife the other day, so you know,

671
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: we were ahead of the current. We had a social

672
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: distancing wedding. You guys are great distance. I mean there

673
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: was a destination wedding, well, when no one was invited.

674
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: We went to Hawaii on a deserted beach in uh

675
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: Kawaii and we had had a wedding, but it was

676
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: social distancing it so and I planned my wedding for

677
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: the All Star Break that year. How about that? That's

678
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: pretty good? Yes, the All Star Breakers. I figured every

679
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: year there wouldn't be sports, and now look at us. Here,

680
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: here we are seventy days plus without sports, and we've

681
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: all survived. The world has not come to an end.

682
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Amazingly so, although it seems like it if you watched

683
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: certain TV channels. Uh, the first Volkswagens to come to

684
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: America lacked one in very but one very important feature.

685
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: What was it? When the Volkswagens came to America, they

686
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: were lacking this a break not break now a gas gauge.

687
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: The original Volkswagens did not have a gas gauge, so

688
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: you didn't know how much gas you had left. That's amazing.

689
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: That's a bit of a problem, right, Yeah. Have you

690
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: ever driven a VW bug? I have not. I don't

691
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: think i'd fit in one. I'm too tall. Maybe have

692
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: you driven uh one of the buses? I have not.

693
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: I have. I had a friend that had one. I

694
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: did sit in the back, but I have not driven.

695
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on from from pop quiz. Let's

696
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: do you want to do? Don't stick to spence? Why

697
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: don't we do that? How about this? Uh? This actually

698
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: ties into your regular show too, because you do the

699
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: NFL book him. Yes, um, odds Shark right now has

700
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: lines out there for NFL player arrest the next odds

701
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: on favorite for a player being arrested would commit what

702
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: crime do you think? Yeah? I think I mentioned this

703
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: on the Overnight. Uh. Which guns are always big? I

704
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: forget I'm having amnesia here, but guns, domestic violence, d y, Yeah,

705
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: you're close. Those are the big three. Those go, Those

706
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: go four, three and two in order, Drugs is number one.

707
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: The odds on favorite is at plus one number one.

708
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: Come on, I don't have the chime, but yeah, plus

709
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: one six five do you wise? Plus two seventy five

710
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: guns plus three twenty five and disorderly conduct and then

711
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: vandalism is a big long shot of plus twelve hundred.

712
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: The problem is that typically these guys get arrested with

713
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: multiple charges, like you know what I mean. It's like

714
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 1: you get d u I and you had a gun

715
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: and in the car that you didn't we're supposed to have.

716
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 1: You know, you get pulled over or you're doing you're

717
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: doing drugs and you're you know, you're messing around somebody

718
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 1: beating somebody up, and so all these things are tied together.

719
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: That's wild. How about this coming to the UK in

720
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: the near future. Sobriety tags, now, how about this new

721
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: legislation is being passed to enable courts to enable people

722
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: to wear ankle tags to monitor their sweat levels every

723
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: thirty minutes to see whether they have drank alcohol or

724
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: not every thirty minutes. Yes, now it's a it's kind

725
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: of a good reason because the study actually found in

726
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 1: the UK that it estimates too out of every five

727
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: violent offenses are actually committed by drunk people. So if

728
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: it's a proved, the courts will be able to order

729
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: an absence of order requiring people to not drink at

730
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: all for up to four months and they have to

731
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: wear an ankle tag during that time period. Wow, So

732
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: this is this will eventually come to America then? Right?

733
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: This is is a test run, I assume, right, yeah,

734
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: because I mean people that have had multiple d ys

735
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: here they have to have the breadthalyzers putting their vehicles correct. Yes, yes,

736
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Um, this actually is like an

737
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 1: homage to uh this is how is this relatable? Because

738
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: you were what three years ago? You were elected as

739
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: a Cleveland Browns fan, right, more than three years? Yeah,

740
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: I did a year as a Browns fan. I had

741
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: the ugliest Brown's hat in the world. I gotta find it.

742
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: Actually was trying to find it because I was gonna

743
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: wear it on one of the YouTube videos. Like I

744
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,919
Speaker 1: got a lot of hatcher I've not been able to find.

745
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: I know it's here somewhere. I just have to track

746
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: it down, all right, Why bring that up? Because of this?

747
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 1: In Virginia, one of two suspects was actually apprehended after

748
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: the publick helped to lead to his arrest. Now, the

749
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: suspect robbed a convenience store. That's kind of happens every

750
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: day in the life of the United States, right, But

751
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: ben he did still with a watermelon on his head.

752
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: It was two guys who entered a convenience store and

753
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 1: they hollowed out the watermelons and ward over their heads,

754
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: and they opened up and they cracked open holes for

755
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: their eyes. Yeah. I saw this photo going around. I

756
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: got a couple of questions. First of all, like how

757
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 1: much weed were these guys smoking before they decided this

758
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: was a good idea. What movies were they watching? The

759
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: melon headed bandits they're calling them, right, that's where they're going.

760
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: And this is in Virginia, yes, is that right? Yeah?

761
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: So they were charged with wearing a public mask to

762
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: commit larceny underage, possession of alcohol, petty larceny of alcohol.

763
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: One of the guys that was at Brandon was twenty

764
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: years of age. So, um, this guy is gonna cure

765
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: cancer someday, this guy, and we'll all laugh that he

766
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: wore a watermelon. Maybe they're just Rams fans, you know.

767
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: I used to go to the Big A back in

768
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: the day. The Rams fans they still go to. There's

769
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: still a bunch of Ram fans. They wear watermelons in

770
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 1: their head. Man, you've seen that before in the end Zone, Yeah,

771
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: melon heads. But to rob a convenience store though at

772
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: this time of the year, Like, how did they get caught?

773
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: I mean, did they Was there a trail of like

774
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: watermelon seeds that one of them? I didn't get caught yet.

775
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: So he's gotta be a friend with the other guy.

776
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: He probably texted out, I got a couple of melons.

777
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: You want to go down and rob the liquor store.

778
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: But imagine taking the time to carve those suckers out

779
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, let's let's wear this and let's

780
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: rob a convenience. Do you think they did like a

781
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: dry run somewhere? And how about this last one? A

782
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: nurse in Russia was suspended from her hospital, and the

783
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: reasons are a little peculiar. Um Ben, She showed up

784
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: to work wearing just a bra and panties. But it

785
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: wasn't just that she wore that under her transparent ppe outfit.

786
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm sure she was just trying to

787
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: lift the spirit. It's literally in figuratively, but she was

788
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: assigned to an all male patient wing for males who

789
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: were diagnosed with the coronavirus. Yeah, listen, she's trying to

790
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: cheer the guys up, keep them excited for life. You

791
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: know why why should be shame this one? Yeah? She said,

792
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: does I think I saw it in a porno years ago?

793
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: So let's come on, he's living out a real life porno. Yeah, exactly,

794
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: a little role playing. I talk about the naughty nurse.

795
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: I mean, my goodness, but she had a good reason

796
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: she said, like she said she was too hot and

797
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: the ppe outfits and goals that they wear or made

798
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: a vinyl so you know, in terms of breathing a

799
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: little bit, uh the airflow, maybe she was doing heroin

800
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 1: and she just you have people to take their clothes

801
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: off or bass salt or something like that. They just

802
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: ripped their clothes off. Maybe she had that going on too.

803
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: The pictures. Yeah, I mean people would you think that'd

804
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: be to be okay with this, but if you if

805
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: you don't have a body like that, they'd be upset.

806
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: But it's the It's like, really and how did this

807
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: become an international story? This came out of Russia to

808
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: a tula Russias that were what are we doing? I

809
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: don't know, but you imagine someone that's a stick figure

810
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: or that's a little overweight is probably really into this.

811
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's there you go. It's the world we

812
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: live in. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk

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815
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: Radio app. Search f s R to listen. Live. All right,

816
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: let's get to mail bag. These are actual questions from

817
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: actual listeners like yourself, from both the email bag, The

818
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com and our Facebook

819
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: page Ben Maller's show. That's where we get these questions

820
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: pretty much exclusively. I did want to reference something from

821
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: a previous episode of this podcast. We told a wild

822
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: story from a p one who did not want his

823
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: name revealed Billy Bob about an incident that had happened

824
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: at a store where somebody, some woman was shaming his

825
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: daughter and they got up into a dust stop and

826
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: the police officer came over and they the guy ended

827
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: up not getting arrested, and he credited our show a

828
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: little bit because he was able to to talk to

829
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: the police officer and the officer didn't know about the

830
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: show and became a fan of the show, and so

831
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: so it's a nice story. And you know, we have

832
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: no way of verifying these things. We asked if they're

833
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: the officer was listening to reach out to us, and

834
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: sure enough, uh, the officer did reach out, and for

835
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: obvious reasons, he does not want his name mentioned, but

836
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: he said that this has actually happened more than once

837
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: where he Recently, he's getting calls from people who are

838
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: fighting and yelling at each other because they're not wearing

839
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: masks at stores that there's masks shaming and the police

840
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: have to intervene. I mean, what what are we doing here? Seriously?

841
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? Bad job by you? I mean, okay, listen,

842
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: I think people should. I think the mask to me

843
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: is more of a placebo thing, to be honest with you,

844
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: But people is, people are triggered by this stuff. So

845
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: just just doing if they don't want to. I look

846
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: at people want over masks. That's fine, good for you.

847
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 1: I walk around without a mask on. I'm a rebel,

848
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: but I have a mask just in case if I

849
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: you know, if I see something really old or sick,

850
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: I'll pull it up just to make them feel better. Yeah, now,

851
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: refresh my memory, Ben, This officer actually was in the

852
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: car with the listener and he subscribed during uh the

853
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: actual incident. Correct. Yeah, well, he wasn't in the car,

854
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: but he was like next to the car and the

855
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: the guy, the big fan of the show had the

856
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: podcast on and he's like, who's that guy? And then

857
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: they started talking about the show, and then eventually it

858
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: got to the point where they guy subscribed the officer

859
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: subscribed to the podcast and and so yeah, this is

860
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: the story we saved this guy from from from jail.

861
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: So that was uh, apparently legit at least the the

862
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: gentleman sent me an email to say it was. This

863
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: is the way that it went down on and he

864
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: did send it to the official fifth owner email. Andre. Now,

865
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: do we get a state? At least can we side

866
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: a state? We probably can't do the city, but can

867
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: we do the state? Yeah, I don't want to. I

868
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: don't want anything. To get back to this particular guy.

869
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: And uh, it's not California, it's not the West Coast.

870
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: The guy that had this happened to him, I guess

871
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: is from l A or whatever. And he said that

872
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: the guy told him about the characters on the show

873
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: like Doc, Mike and Blair, and uh, and I laughed

874
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: my ass off. There you go, he says, when your

875
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: boy told you how much you hate the cheating Astros.

876
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: And this guy's a Yankee fan, so he's this officer

877
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: is a Yankee fans. So anyway, I'm not saying his

878
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: name anything like that, but thank you for listening. I

879
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And uh, yeah, good to me, A good

880
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: job by I think anytime you can avoid sending people

881
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: to arrest or jail for dumb ship, just tell him

882
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: not to do it, knock it off. I think that's

883
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: to me, that's great police work, all right. So other

884
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: question Shane in Springfield, Missouri. They have open buffets here

885
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: in Springfield, Missouri now, but they have a person at

886
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: each station dipping out the food onto your plate. Are

887
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: you good eating a buffet like this from Shane? Can

888
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: I answer this first? Sure? I feel like I should

889
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 1: be okay with it, but part of me says that

890
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: when I go to make that that entrance to the buffet,

891
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: I'll immediately be fat shamed for for overdoing with certain items,

892
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: no matter what it is. Because I tend to go

893
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: when we go to buffets, I don't know how you are,

894
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: but for breakfast, I go heavy on the bacon. I'm

895
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 1: heavy the bacon. Yeah, I go heavy on the bacon.

896
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: I go heavy on French toast or on waffles. But

897
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: I feel like if someone's there giving me the bacon

898
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: and the waffles, I'll be fat shamed. I totally agree.

899
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: I think the whole point of the buffet is to

900
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: just gorge and just eat and eat and eat, and

901
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: just be an absolutely out pig right and devour the buffet.

902
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's it's human nature. Someone's handing out the

903
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: fetty cheenie alfredo, and you keep getting the fetty cheenie alfredo.

904
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: You overdo it, You're stuff in your face. They're gonna

905
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: like either roll their eyes that you give you some

906
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: kind of body language thing. Even if they don't say

907
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: it verbally, there'll be some kind of message. They said, hey,

908
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: you might want to get a personal trainer, mix in

909
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: some jumping Jack's fatty or something like that. Right, they'll

910
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: send some kind of message to you. Uh so, so

911
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: I believe that. But as far as I know, you

912
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: should be afraid to go to a buffet. And I

913
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: just I've seen this is the end of the buffet.

914
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: They'll never come back. I don't believe that. I think

915
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: that's over the dramatic, being a prisoner of the moment. Now,

916
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: I will say it's gonna be a while, but they're

917
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: not gonna it's not gonna be the death of the buffet.

918
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: I do feel better in one aspect though, I do

919
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 1: feel better because you do get some assholes. They'll either

920
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: pick something up and then put it back because they

921
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: don't want it, or they're just touching all kind the

922
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: ship or breathing all over everything. At least you have

923
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: someone there that's monitoring on stuff. I feel a little

924
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: bit more comfortable with that. No, I mean it's it's

925
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: actually very smart. Who decided. I don't know whether the

926
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: government did or the people that run the buffet there

927
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: in Springfield, but it makes a lot of sense. I

928
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: mean that way, you don't have to go out of business.

929
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: You just have to hire a few more people to

930
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: dish you out the food. And it seems like that

931
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: would be fine hygienically. I would think. I'm like that

932
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: with fried food too, like fried chicken fu. Yeah, chicken strips,

933
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: potato wedges, your name, and I mean those big biscuits

934
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: with the gravy. She's making me hungry, all right. This

935
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: one's from a new in Owensboro, Kentucky. He says, would

936
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: you trade jobs with your wife for a week? Uh? Well, no,

937
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: I would not change jobs with my wife. I mean

938
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: I would try it, but it would She's got a

939
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: lot of stuff going on at the police station. The

940
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: problem with her job is it's it goes from zero

941
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: to a hundred and and so, so if if you

942
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: were to switch jobs with your wife, do you think

943
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: you would start off every caller and every call with

944
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: like a personal monologue that says, well, where do I

945
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: grade this? On my mallard packed sale of all right,

946
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: so your your dog is choking? All right, I've got

947
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: three things alright, three things on? Yeah, I watch the

948
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: nine one one operator. If you don't, I don't know

949
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: about that. Tony Milwaukee right since says what was it

950
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: like to have groupies draped all over you guys? Well, Tony, listen,

951
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: we're living the dream here. We're rock stars. Everyone knows

952
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: weekend podcast people and overnight radio people. Really, I don't

953
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: want to debunk that myth at all, because we really

954
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: had were like the Beatles back in the day. We're big,

955
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: We're like bebes. Justin Bieber were like Jay z U

956
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: people just they they overindulge in the show. They're huge

957
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: super fans clearly, and beautiful people to beautiful looking people

958
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: that love the show. Well, you get the males. I

959
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: get the females. I do appreciate the Ben Mallary Well,

960
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: speaking of the females, Rigo writes, Ince isn't for guess

961
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: gon most disgusting sexual encounter and in what city did

962
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: to the Kurk? Go ahead, guess gon? Uh, well, we're

963
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: in Vegas. You got that number one answer. It's the

964
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: number one answer. But I'd rather than I get into

965
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: that on the podcast. No specifics here, no, no, no specifics.

966
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: But you did correct, you did guests the correct city

967
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: was since city, Las Vegas, Nevada. Yeah, so I guess

968
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: you would say the you want to protect the guilty

969
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah? I mean I'm part of that guilty party,

970
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: but uh, you know, being being that we've well I've

971
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: been in Yeah, no, Vegas is Vegas is serily number one.

972
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: More Tales from the Naked City Vegas, San Diego, l A.

973
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, Ethan and Acron writes, and Ethan says,

974
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: you guys have any big vices, something that's tough for

975
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: you to stop doing for long periods of time? Says

976
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: his is he's a young guy. He says, his his

977
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: baseball video games. He cannot stop playing baseball video games.

978
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if that counts as a vice. Yeah,

979
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: I think it can be if, especially if you're playing

980
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: at eight nine ten hours out of the day. Yeah,

981
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: I know, but I always think of like the vices

982
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: they always bring up. They can ruin your life, you

983
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: know I can. I can certainly ruin your life. I

984
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 1: got a lot of vices, but I have I admit

985
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: that I have an addiction problem. So if I find

986
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: something I like or love, I can addicted to it.

987
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: I told you what two weeks ago about the kit

988
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: Cat bars, and here the mint ones, and now I

989
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: ate like seven of them during a three day period.

990
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I get like that, whether it's chocolate or

991
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: playing video games, not gambling per se, especially because I

992
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: make the effort to go to Vegas as opposed to

993
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: doing any online gambling. Yeah, I don't really think I

994
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: have many. I guess the one thing that I'm obsessive

995
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: about is the preppertion for the show, like I think

996
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: I should. Sometimes I think I go a little too much.

997
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's an overnight show. What am I doing here?

998
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: But I'm like, well, it's my name's on it, and

999
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: I should probably work at it. But I I'm like,

1000
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a carpenter, I'm not a welder,

1001
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm not a plumber. I'm not an electrician, I'm not

1002
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: a freemason. What the funk am I doing here? You know?

1003
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: I'm like spending so much time preparing for this and

1004
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: like and then I take a call from Doc Mike,

1005
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: who's encouraging you to guzzle your piss. So what are

1006
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: we doing? That derails the show? I'll get my one

1007
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: big vice now, I guess his energy drinks. Like I'm

1008
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: just I'm in a big coffee guy. But I do

1009
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: fall prey to the energy drinks no matter where they're

1010
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: at or who's offering them. I I do submit to

1011
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: at least one a day. This is from Queen rocks

1012
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: Inn in Denver. She says, for you both, what sport

1013
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: do you think will return first, NFL, NBA, NHL or baseball?

1014
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: And how do you see yourself celebrating that particular moment. Uh, well,

1015
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: it's a toss up between hockey in baseball. I still

1016
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 1: think baseball will figure things out, but that's all gonna

1017
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: happen about the same time. I think they're gonna open

1018
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: things up for sports to play games in July. Yeah,

1019
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: so I think we're still over a month away from that.

1020
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: But I think the NB and the anhel come back

1021
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: um at the same time simultaneously, because their seasons are

1022
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: both pretty much in in conjunction with the summertime getting underway.

1023
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go hockey. I'll throw hockey out. Yeah,

1024
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the n b A Major League Baseball,

1025
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: they still any time for these guys like they don't

1026
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: not if they don't have spring training. And you can't

1027
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: include the NFL because they're not gonna get into it

1028
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: until September anyway. So Jason and Bakersfield right, since says,

1029
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: do you guys download The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

1030
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: to get more downloads? Yes? I subscribe the hell Yeah,

1031
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: of course I subscribe to the podcast. I forced my

1032
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: wife to do it. My in laws, I forced them

1033
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: to do it. I've tried to convince my father to

1034
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: do it. I don't think he's figured that out yet.

1035
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, I courage everyone I know saydah, help us out.

1036
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, why not? It's hardly it didn't cost

1037
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: you anything, and then we get some some good stuff

1038
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: out of it. The hardest people to have subscribed to

1039
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: this as our co workers. Oh is that right now?

1040
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: I think it's people over a certain age do not

1041
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 1: understand podcasting. Yeah, but we work here and everyone listens

1042
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: to every hot take artist that we have here on

1043
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: the network. So like, you don't want to listen to

1044
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: more sports talk radio, do you? No? No? I do not, Yeah,

1045
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: I do not. Is that your computer, by the way,

1046
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: that's a company one? Okay, the company computer. Jimmy from Portland,

1047
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: Oregon rights and he says, are we going to get

1048
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: to boo the cheating as Astros in a few months?

1049
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Speaker 1: Please don't say no, no, no, no, no. Um Jimmy,

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00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I I do not think we're gonna

1051
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: be able to boo the Astros anytime soon. But it

1052
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I will carry the rage. I will. I

1053
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: will use my neurosis towards the Astros, and they're gonna

1054
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: get their come Uppan's we will get our vengeance against

1055
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: the Astros. It's just delayed. It's delayed gratification to boot

1056
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: the Astros. But I would be surprised if any real

1057
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: number of fans come back. I hope I'm wrong. I

1058
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 1: know they're saying that they can they can socially distance

1059
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: and keep people apart and all that. I they don't

1060
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: have to keep families apart. I saw Mark cuban interview

1061
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: this week, and he was pointing out like if people

1062
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 1: go to a game with family, you know, you got

1063
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: a wife, a husband, and three kids. You can all

1064
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,439
Speaker 1: sit together obviously, so there's five people in a row.

1065
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: So there's ways you can do it. I think the

1066
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: only part of that that I hate that we're not

1067
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: gonna get is we're not going to get the Astros

1068
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: in l A for the All Star Game because this

1069
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: year's All Star Game was gonna be hosted by the

1070
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: Dodgers the Dodger Stadium. So we're not gonna get I know.

1071
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 1: And I would have been right there with Marlin's man,

1072
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: my guy right behind home plate. Ah that sucks all right? Uh?

1073
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: Dan from Durham, North Carolina rights and he says, do

1074
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: you mow your own lawn? And if so, do you

1075
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: push have a self propelled or I like a big

1076
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,399
Speaker 1: dog from Dan? Well? Dan, Uh, you know I don't

1077
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: have a massive amount of grass. I do not. I

1078
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: do not my own my own I don't not mow

1079
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: my own lawn. If I did, I think it would

1080
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: be awesome and I would love it. Put some headphones

1081
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: on and and have one of those writing mowers when

1082
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: you drive around. I think that would be amazing. I

1083
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: would love that. I would love to own enough land

1084
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: and have enough grass where I could do that and

1085
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: it would make sense. But none of the above. We

1086
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: have someone the gentleman that comes and does all the stuff.

1087
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: What about you gascon at the big Giscon estate there,

1088
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: don't have that. But I will say that's kind of relatable. Um.

1089
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: Back in the day, when I might played baseball at

1090
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: least the high school level, they required us to drag

1091
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: the field and we were pretty fortunate that we had

1092
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: a quad that was donated to our our baseball team.

1093
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: So after every practice, whoever it was would jump on

1094
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: the quad, first drag the infield, and then they take

1095
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: that sucker off and then start riding the quad and

1096
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: throughout the infield, outfield, and then outside the ballpark. Two.

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00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: That's nice. Now. When I was growing up, one of

1098
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: the chores at the house I had to mow the lawn.

1099
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: So I did mow the lawn when I was younger

1100
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: growing up. It's a way for my parents not to

1101
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: have to hire a gardener. Have the kids do it

1102
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: solid move now you try to do these days. You

1103
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: tell a kid to mow the law and funk you.

1104
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play video you guys say, come on? Uh.

1105
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: Next one from Chris in Maka, Oh Boy, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Guest g M A q U O K E t A.

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Speaker 1: It's a town in Iowa. Wow population, I don't know.

1108
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: He just says his name here Chris from this town

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00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: in Iowa. Anyway, says what are some of your favorite

1110
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: Simpsons episodes or characters? Well, I love Homer, I love Crusty,

1111
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: will start with that. As far as I love the

1112
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: Dancing Homer episode, which is very early in the Simpsons,

1113
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: and that was when he him a mascot. Remember I

1114
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: don't remember that, but it was. It was called Dancing Homer,

1115
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: and they named the team the Isotopes, and that eventually

1116
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: became the name that inspired the name of a minor

1117
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: league baseball their name to the Isotopes, and uh, and

1118
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: that was that was pretty cool. I like that one.

1119
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: I liked when Homer got into an eating contest I

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00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: forget the name of this one at a truck stop

1121
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: or a big steakhouse in Texas allegedly, and then the

1122
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: guy like choked or something, and Homer had to drive

1123
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: the truck the eight teen wheeler and then realized the

1124
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: truck drives itself. Do you remember the one where Um

1125
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: where Bart wanted to be a stunt devil and he

1126
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: tried riding a skateboard down a ravine or over a

1127
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: ravine and crossing it, and Homer convinced him not to

1128
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: do it because he loves him no matter what. And

1129
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: he accidentally went on the skateboard and tried to fly

1130
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: over the ravine on accident. He almost did, but he

1131
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: came up short. I don't think I remember that. So

1132
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: what happened is is he land at the bottom of

1133
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: the ravine. He got air lifted up and so his

1134
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: head was hitting the rocks because of the wind. And

1135
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: then they put him in an ambulance. The ambulance drove

1136
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: off and it crashed into a tree and the stretching

1137
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: went right back down the ravine as he hit himself off.

1138
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, that's vaudeville comedy. Gold is what that is.

1139
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: And the other one, remember the early days of the Simpsons.

1140
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: They had all those like Conseco and um Wade Bobs

1141
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: and Don Mattingly and all those guys were on the Simpsons.

1142
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: That was a classical episode Homer at the bat what

1143
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: was called that's a that is a good one, so

1144
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: thank you for that question. Let's see here, Troy from

1145
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: indianass would you rather know how you are going to

1146
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: die or when you were going to die? Alright? So

1147
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: I've been asked this in the past, and the way

1148
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: I would answer at Troy is this. I guess in theory,

1149
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: if you knew how you were going to die, you

1150
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: could avoid that activity for the I mean, if you

1151
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: were going to die, if they say, hey, you're gonna die,

1152
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: you know you you're gonna die, You're gonna drown or something,

1153
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: you well, you wouldn't go swimming, right, So you can

1154
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: say that, But I don't think that's how that works.

1155
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: I guess from a planning standpoint, if you knew you

1156
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: were going to die at a certain day and then

1157
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: you'd be fine up until then, that would be very uplifting.

1158
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: What don't I mean? For it would be depressing, but

1159
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: it would also be like, well, I can do whatever

1160
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: the funk I want. I don't have to worry. I'm

1161
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: not gonna die because I my my death days this

1162
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: particular date. That's a great question. I think I'd rather

1163
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: want to know how I'm gonna die, just because if

1164
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: you go time sensitive, who's to say if you don't

1165
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: die because of dementia or a heart attack or cancer,

1166
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: or an accident like a traffic accident or you know,

1167
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: plane crash or a natural disaster like I'd rather want

1168
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: to know how how I go out, as opposed to

1169
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: when ye to me. You know, you all end up

1170
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: in the same spot when you're dead, whether you I mean,

1171
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: some are more painful than others, but when you're dying,

1172
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: and nobody apparently feels pain after that point because anyway,

1173
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: um morbid. Well, it was a morbid question. Victor in

1174
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: Toronto rights and he says, I'm still waiting for the

1175
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: payoff of a story you teased on the radio last year.

1176
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: When Major League Baseball extended the netting went back up

1177
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: about a press box foul ball. Story was supposed to

1178
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 1: be up next after the break. All right, well, Victor,

1179
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: it's a long break. Fuck you, Victor. How dare you

1180
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: have bad job by you? So I'm trying to remember

1181
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: the story. I I mean, there were several I had

1182
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: my laptop destroyed by a foul ball when I was

1183
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: covering the Dodgers. Chad cruder a backup catcher. The foul

1184
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: ball on the press box and dead on hit my

1185
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: the back of my laptop. And then I proceeded to

1186
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: contact the Dodger management at the time, say hey, buy

1187
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: me a new fucking computer. They had several meetings and

1188
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: they had several pow wows, and they said no, they

1189
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: would not buy me a new a new computer. And

1190
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: I've seen people get into fights in the press box

1191
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: over foul balls and all kinds of wild so in

1192
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: Anaheim when they redid the big A back when they

1193
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: used to have the press box behind and play before

1194
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: Artie Marino got upset with T. J. Simer's this old

1195
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: columnist at the Only Times back in the day, and

1196
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: that was like a shooting gallery because it was it

1197
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: was low and there were ball foul balls flying in

1198
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: the press box, non stuff. I forget these specific story,

1199
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: I t s Victor, but there's there's like small several

1200
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: there's several small stories there, So screw you. Who else

1201
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: do we have here? Jonathan from Menafee in Calli says,

1202
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: have either of you stopped at Eddie's World or Eddie

1203
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: World there on your travels to Las Vegas. It's Beautiful

1204
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: in your mo greatest candy store in the world, according

1205
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: to Johnathan. Not Johnathan, I have not stopped. I did

1206
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: last time I went to Vegas, which was at the

1207
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: end of twenty nine. We went. They're right around Christmas,

1208
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: between Christmas and New Year's and I did see Eddie's World,

1209
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: and I was debating whether to stop because I was

1210
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: gonna buy Eddie, like a T shirt or a hat

1211
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: that said Eddie's World on it. But I didn't do it.

1212
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: Have you seen that when you fly though to Vegas,

1213
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: you're you're west of the four oh five. Guy, you

1214
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: don't drive to Vegas like this common people? No, I

1215
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: mean I do half and half, but I have never

1216
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: noticed Eddie World. It's relatively new, Okay, relatively I haven't

1217
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: driven to Vegas in a little while. I but you know,

1218
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: I mean the flights you're forty five minutes, man, especially

1219
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: if you fly to Long Beach, where you don't have

1220
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: to wait in list forty five minutes because you have

1221
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: to plan out when you get to the airport. I

1222
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: fly at a Long Beach, and Long Beach there's only

1223
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: two terminals and you have two airlines southwest to get

1224
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: there an hour before. No, I get there at Long Beach,

1225
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 1: I get there thirty minutes prior, and you get in

1226
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: and you get out. But I also have t s

1227
01:04:55,560 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: A pre so narcissists. There's the narcissist. We've been pretty

1228
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: good this weekend gets dead. But I do it would

1229
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 1: eventually come out. I knew it would eventually come out.

1230
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: Your inner narcissist would come out. Everybody has t s

1231
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 1: A pre these days. Right, you don't want to wait

1232
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: in a fucking long ass line to give your ID

1233
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: to uh an agent, all right? Richard from Texas writes

1234
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 1: in He says, back in the eighties and nineties, Miller

1235
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: Lite had the funniest commercials out of these two characters, who,

1236
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: in your opinion, was funny. You're Bob Yucker or Joe Piscopo.

1237
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm a Uker guy. I loved Yuker in those commercials.

1238
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,439
Speaker 1: And the camera angle panning back when he's in the

1239
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: you know I must be in the front row, and

1240
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: then you see him at the very top of the stadium.

1241
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: Those were well done. I like those. Yeah, Yuker's Ukers

1242
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: the go to guy. And do you remember the commercials

1243
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: they used to run was at the real Realman of

1244
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 1: Genius for Yeah, so those were That was a good

1245
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: line of commercials. Yeah, yeah, those were good too. All right,

1246
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 1: more of this this is grab bag. You want to

1247
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: send a question into the future Real fifth Hour at

1248
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: gmail dot com, where our Facebook page Ben Alors Show

1249
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: Sean and Waterloo, Iowa says, please let us know your

1250
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: take on the Korean soccer club using sex dolls as

1251
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: fans for the latest games. I I love that society

1252
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: is so they've got such I don't. I don't know

1253
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: what the right word is. You know, they've got such

1254
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: a mental condition that even seeing sex dolls wearing clothes

1255
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: triggers a viscual reaction. Uh five people, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: think it was funny and that was hilarious. I'd love

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01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: to know the backstory and how it actually happened. I

1258
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: know there's a story out there, but I'd like to

1259
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: know the actual story what really happened, Like, you know,

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01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 1: how did that? How did he end up doing that?

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01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: It's like could they not find real mannequins? So, like,

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01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: I know we can get these will save money, They're cheaper.

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01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: I just love if you ever take the time to

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01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: go down, like if you go ever go to like

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01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills or like West l A. And you go

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01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: past department stores, they have these mannequins. They're just completely stacked,

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01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: you know, just like like they know their audience like

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01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: we do. And it's just women that are completely cosmetically stacked,

1269
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,439
Speaker 1: asked and ragged the whole nine yard. That's pretty funny.

1270
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: Marine uh Marine writes in she's a police officer in Boston.

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01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: She said, I think I'll be able to see the

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01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: Patriots game in l A twice in November, or do

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01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: you think I'll be able to see it? Actually it's

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01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: actually it's December. I think it is. The Patriots come

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01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: to l A December six to play the Chargers and

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01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: then four days later play the Rams to quirk in

1277
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: the NFL schedule this year. I see. Here's the problem, Marine,

1278
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: is that it's in California. Now. Gavin Newsom did to

1279
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: have a change of heart this week, and he did

1280
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: do a one eight from his previous statements. So there's

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01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: a chance. I'm saying there's a chance. It's really dependent

1282
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: on how things go in Florida and how they go

1283
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: in Georgia and in the other states. Because if the

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01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: other states say hey, we're gonna let fans in and

1285
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: you know, nothing horrifically bad happens. Then all of a sudden, uh,

1286
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: the nerve California will have a come to Jesus moment.

1287
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: The politicians will be like, Okay, we can do that.

1288
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 1: I think. Worst case scenario still come to l A

1289
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: and just hang out for a week. We'll come to

1290
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 1: l A if it's opened up, if we're depending on

1291
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 1: what stage we're at, don't come to l A if

1292
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: it's everything's locked up. I got my buddy in Dallas

1293
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: is like, I want to come to l A. And

1294
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? He wants to come

1295
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: to Like July, I said, shitty, its stuff is are

1296
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: gonna be open up? And until I hope it is.

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01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: If it is, yeah, come on down. Yeah. But magice,

1298
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,720
Speaker 1: if you're on the East coast in December, like, why

1299
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: don't you want to come to l A. Anyway, It's

1300
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 1: spend five days out here and it's perfect still. Oh

1301
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,679
Speaker 1: it doesn't the weather get really nasty like in January

1302
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 1: and February. Right, that's where he gets really wretched and

1303
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:46,680
Speaker 1: horrific and and all that. All Right, Jack in Greensboro, right, so,

1304
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: and he says, we've all had some close calls in

1305
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: our lives. I bet you're no exception. What is the

1306
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,679
Speaker 1: closest you've ever come to dying? Someone asked this question

1307
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: a long time ago. Yeah, that's a good question. So

1308
01:08:58,439 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: the way I'll answer it, No, I don't remember what

1309
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: I said the past. Well, the gallbladder thing, uh to

1310
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 1: get me to go to the hospital. I had gall stones.

1311
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: I could not sleep. I was up for I forget

1312
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: how many hours in a row, but I the only

1313
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: reason with the hospital, I thought I was gonna die.

1314
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: I thought I had I have a heart attack or something.

1315
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't figure it out. I didn't know what was

1316
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 1: going on. So at that time, I thought, boy, this

1317
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: is not good. When you walk into the murgency room

1318
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 1: and you're like, you haven't been able sleep, you haven't

1319
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: been able to take a ship, you haven't been able

1320
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom in in a while, You're like,

1321
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: wait a minute, it's been days. I'm like, oh, so

1322
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna check out on that one.

1323
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,760
Speaker 1: And then the one. I've told the story a lot

1324
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 1: of times over the years. Driving to Vegas late night,

1325
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,679
Speaker 1: run by myself, middle of the night, I'm driving out

1326
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: like in Barstow, and I fell asleep behind the wheel

1327
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,639
Speaker 1: and I woke up. I was in the fast land.

1328
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 1: I remember being in the fast lane going about eighty

1329
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: miles eight five miles an hour, and I woke up

1330
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: in the slow lane and there were like trucks around.

1331
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how I did not hit a truck

1332
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: or hit the side of the road or I'm still

1333
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 1: can't figure out how I was able to not die

1334
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 1: going that fast and falling asleep for you know, it

1335
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 1: was only a few seconds, but that's all it takes. Yeah,

1336
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: what about Yeah, I've actually had a gun pulled on

1337
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: me twice. I remember that. Yeah, so I had one

1338
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 1: tell your father that did that. My dad is a

1339
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: gun and timidate me. Um. One time, I was saying

1340
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: good night to to my girlfriend at the time when

1341
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:27,640
Speaker 1: I was in high school and uh, and I was

1342
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: saying good night to her at at a place that

1343
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 1: we were staying at. And the place that we're staying

1344
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,760
Speaker 1: out was like an apartment complex. So I was at

1345
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: the gate kissing her and hugging her good night. And

1346
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 1: when I looked over her shoulder after I was hugging her,

1347
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 1: I saw this guy roll up in an old school

1348
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 1: al Camino and I was looking at him, and he

1349
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,639
Speaker 1: was looking at me. This is like from a great

1350
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,679
Speaker 1: distance away, I would say, probably like like a hundred

1351
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,719
Speaker 1: feet or a hundred fifty feet, and he was looking closely.

1352
01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 1: And then I see him raise a weapon and I

1353
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: just slowly, I don't know for some reason I did this,

1354
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 1: but slowly and like methodically, just grabbed my girlfriend and

1355
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,760
Speaker 1: I did a roll outside the door and back into

1356
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: the complex, like and one fell swoop, you know. We

1357
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 1: went back into the condo, called the cops. Cops showed

1358
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 1: up and nothing happened. And then oddly enough, like three

1359
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: hours later, when she stayed inside, her dad's car was

1360
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,600
Speaker 1: stolen and it was crashed down the street. So that

1361
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 1: was one time. And another time was a good friend

1362
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: of mine. We were leaving some high school party and

1363
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: he had a pickup truck and a bunch of us

1364
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: got in the back of his pickup truck to go

1365
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,720
Speaker 1: down the street to this other party. And he was

1366
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: not a fast driver, but like a bunch of guys

1367
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 1: that were in some gangs in Pedro were falling behind

1368
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 1: us and they were cussing and like honking and tell

1369
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,400
Speaker 1: him to get the hell out of the way, or

1370
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 1: like pull over because he was going too slow and

1371
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,120
Speaker 1: he wouldn't. So they eventually pulled up on side of

1372
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 1: him on a major street and like a couple of

1373
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 1: guys pulled out guns on him and us and then

1374
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 1: sped on by. I was like freaking out. Was like

1375
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,559
Speaker 1: the fucking Old West where you live? What the hell

1376
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: is going on with where the Ghetto meets the Sea? Man?

1377
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: There you go. It's a great to lead your little

1378
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,560
Speaker 1: postcards where the Ghetto meets the Sea. I'm sure that

1379
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: would be a big, big seller there, absolutely absolutely all right,

1380
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,360
Speaker 1: more a few more of these questions. This is a

1381
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: very long podcast. But what the hell? Why not? What

1382
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: else do we have to do? Uh? Kentucky J. Wrightson.

1383
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: He says, if you knew the Dodgers were gonna win

1384
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 1: the next World Series, but you had to extend all

1385
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: this social distancing, virus, etcetera stuff for another calendar or

1386
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 1: full county year, would you take the Dodgers winning the

1387
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: championship or would you take a shortened quarantine slash social distancing?

1388
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 1: H J. I love the Dodgers. I used to do

1389
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: stuff with the Dodgers. As you know, I did some

1390
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: Dodger talk stuff back in the day. I've very fun memories.

1391
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 1: It was a big part of my life. I would

1392
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: take the shortened virus I love because here's the thing, um,

1393
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: the Dodgers winning. If you can't celebrate it, then who

1394
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: the funk cares? Right? And the other thing is the

1395
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 1: Clippers will be guaranteed to win the championships. I'll celebrate

1396
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: the Clipper championship. And for the record, we haven't seen

1397
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 1: a Dodger titles since, so if we've been with not

1398
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,600
Speaker 1: being I'm not celebrating a Dodgers title. I think we

1399
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: can go a lot longer. It would be more of

1400
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: the same. Jesse from Pomona Rights and he says, this

1401
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: is for all you guys here. Which major sport do you,

1402
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 1: guys I like to see in person and which do

1403
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: you like to watch on television? Uh? Well, Jessee, the

1404
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,880
Speaker 1: way I'll answer that is I've been I've been fortunate

1405
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: to go to all these different sporting events over the years,

1406
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: mostly for free, thank god. But it really depends on

1407
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: where you sit, Like it's to me, it's it's it's

1408
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: much better to be at any of those games. If

1409
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: you have good seats, if you have shitty seats, I'd

1410
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 1: rather be at home. So it really depends if you

1411
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: can find a way to get a seat where you

1412
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 1: can feel it's it's great to feel the energy to

1413
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: and and God, we have to get back to that.

1414
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: The communal part of being in a stadium and everyone

1415
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: shareing and boling and all that. I love that. Now

1416
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: I'll go out the reservation real quick. Um, I have

1417
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: not been to a UFC main event, so I'd like

1418
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 1: to do that. But I've also never been to a

1419
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,759
Speaker 1: tennis major and I've also never been to the Kentucky Derby,

1420
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: So I'd love to go like Churchill Downs and see

1421
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: all the ambiance and getting part of something like that,

1422
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: Like we've got del mar In sant Anita out here,

1423
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 1: but like we've never been I've never been to like

1424
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: the Who's Who where the surf meets the term like

1425
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,120
Speaker 1: that that I mean, you got the bourbon, you got

1426
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: the beautiful women, you got the money, obviously, the horses.

1427
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 1: I think that would be awesome. I haven't been to

1428
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: any of those, but man, there's nothing like going to

1429
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:43,960
Speaker 1: a Stanley Cup playoff game. I've been a world series.

1430
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: I've been to uh saw the King's win two Stanley Cups.

1431
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 1: That was awesome, very fun memories. And the coolest part

1432
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 1: about that was they let us rock walk out on

1433
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: the ice just minutes after they had won the Stanley

1434
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 1: Cup and the crowd still going crazy and all that,

1435
01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: and they were hoisting up the trophy and we could

1436
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 1: was awesome, awesome, that was a one and do it

1437
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 1: twice and only a couple of years. Yeah, that was

1438
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 1: that was great And they'll never win again, but that's okay.

1439
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. They had their little run that

1440
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,640
Speaker 1: the other teams win all the championships, all right. I

1441
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,479
Speaker 1: think that's that's pretty much it. If you want to

1442
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 1: send an email again or or ask a question in

1443
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 1: a future episode of the podcast, you can send us

1444
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: a message Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com or

1445
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,679
Speaker 1: Facebook Ben Maller's Show. And I just want to encourage

1446
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,760
Speaker 1: you if you get a chance. I know it's a

1447
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: pain in the acid, it's busybody work, but it does

1448
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,720
Speaker 1: help us out. If you write a little review and

1449
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,839
Speaker 1: you give us five stars for the podcast, it helps

1450
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 1: because the suits, the management types do look at that stuff,

1451
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 1: and the people that crunch the numbers and the data.

1452
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: They look at how many positive reviews you have and

1453
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,639
Speaker 1: what star rating you have, and so that stuff does

1454
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: help the podcast. Also say the other thing too is

1455
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,600
Speaker 1: don't forget when you do comment on there is you

1456
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: can also acknowledge the the one your full gift that

1457
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:07,280
Speaker 1: was provided to Ben an American wagu Tomahawks steak. I

1458
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 1: think it's just majestic. Is two pounds like that? Is? Uh?

1459
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 1: You know, you can give some reviews on that peace

1460
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 1: offering for I will either do a video cooking with Benny.

1461
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,439
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll call it cooking with but I don't have

1462
01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 1: my own YouTube channel though. I'm gonna have to figure

1463
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Speaker 1: out how to how to put one together real quick.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I should. I've been talking about doing that anyway.

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Speaker 1: May we'll put that together the motivation then there you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go, all right, and you can follow us

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Speaker 1: all over the place if you want a personal video

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Speaker 1: message if you're a big super fan of show, you

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Speaker 1: know a super fan of the show and you want

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Speaker 1: to surprise them, I am open and willing there. It's

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Speaker 1: not free, but it's not very expensive. It's on cameo

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Speaker 1: search my name Ben Mallard on Cameo and I would

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Speaker 1: love to do it. We've done it for several big

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Speaker 1: can eo dot com Go to that website cameo dot

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Speaker 1: name Ben mall There's a bunch of big celebrities. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a big celebrity, bunch of big names on there

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Speaker 1: and you can check that out and I'd be happy

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Speaker 1: to do that for you on Cameo. Also available on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at Ben Mallard. We mentioned Facebook, I'm on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: follow me on there and you can check me out

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Speaker 1: there on Instagram at Ben Mallard. On Fox and guestcard

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Speaker 1: Twitter at David J. Gascon and then on The Graham

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Speaker 1: it's at Dave gascon Um. Of course you need to

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Speaker 1: profile or the uh the profile instructions for this episode

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Speaker 1: the category listed there for you too in much detail.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, have a great end of your weekend.

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Speaker 1: We're back on the radio Sunday night in the Monday.

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Speaker 1: Depends on where you are East Coast two am Monday,

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Speaker 1: the East and in the West of America. We are

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Speaker 1: on from eleven till three and don't forget May fourth,

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Speaker 1: flock to seven Pacific, seven to ten Eastern. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: will be sitting in and Gascon will be at the

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Speaker 1: news desk. I'll be with Rob Parker, Wrong Button, Bob

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Speaker 1: Reunited it feels so good. The Vegan Special crossover show

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Speaker 1: with Rob Parker and myself. I'll be filling in for

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Speaker 1: Chris Broussard on the Odd Couple. I'm looking forward to that.

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Speaker 1: And that's about it.