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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another Jews on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I was looking for

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Speaker 1: Miriam the sushi. Hi Miriam. My name is Chuck Cecil

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling on behalf of Airlines. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good things. How are you? I'm well? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for asking. Listen, I need to speak with you for

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Speaker 1: a few moments about your upcoming flight with US. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: if something going on the fight, Well, unfortunately we had

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Speaker 1: to cancel your ticket, so you might want to check

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Speaker 1: with another airline for reservations. Do to cancel my ticket?

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, we had to cancel your ticket with US,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sorry, and I know it's probably not Can't

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Speaker 1: you just book me on another flight? I don't understand

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Speaker 1: why i'd have to call another airline. Yeah, I cannot

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Speaker 1: book you on another flight with US because you will

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Speaker 1: technically not be allowed to fly on our airlines anymore.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, you're not allowed to fly with airlines anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So are you allowed to fly with airlines anymore? Right?

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Speaker 1: So you can rebook with another airline. I'm really sorry

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Speaker 1: about all this. I will refund your money for the

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Speaker 1: other ticket that you have coming back, you know, but wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm real, I'm sorry. I'm very confused. I can rebook

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Speaker 1: with another airline, but I'm not allowed to fly with

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Speaker 1: you guys. That makes absolutely no sense. Well, apparently you

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Speaker 1: took a flight earlier this week and you were involved

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Speaker 1: in an incident on that flight. I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Okay, Well, one of our flight

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Speaker 1: attendants wrote down your name and seat number and it

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Speaker 1: ended up being forwarded to corporate. Is this helping at all? No?

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Speaker 1: I feel really confused. I feel sick. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what this could be about. According to the report,

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Speaker 1: and this is very serious. While the plane was coming

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Speaker 1: to a stop at the gate, you stood up before

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Speaker 1: the ding. You know what ding I'm talking about? Where

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Speaker 1: it lets you know that it's okay to stand and

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Speaker 1: get your things ready to get off the plane. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know the ding? Right? If you stand up before

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Speaker 1: that seatbelt ding, that's I don't even know, is ding?

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Speaker 1: I honestly have no clue what you're talking now. Well,

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Speaker 1: that ding is I mean clearly you you obviously don't

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Speaker 1: know what the ding is or how to respect it,

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Speaker 1: and that is a big no no. So I'm getting

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Speaker 1: kicked off your flights completely because of this bull reason,

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Speaker 1: not the flight, the airline. The airlines are trying to

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Speaker 1: crack down on this. It's been a big problem. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you've seen stories in the papers. No anything like this.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen it in the paper. Let me explain

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Speaker 1: it to you. Then, Basically, the airlines are fed up

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Speaker 1: all of the people taking advantage of the ding a

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Speaker 1: second or two early to get their bags. It's not right.

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Speaker 1: And so we're making an example of people. And I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you have to be one of the people that

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Speaker 1: we're making an example of. I honestly don't even know

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Speaker 1: what to say right now. This is bizarre. Well, you

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Speaker 1: could say you could I mean, technically I would think

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Speaker 1: you could say sorry for standing up politizing for any

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Speaker 1: of this. The ding is a rule, okay, and you

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Speaker 1: stood up before the ding. There's nothing I can do

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Speaker 1: about that, exactly. That's the kind of attitude that you have,

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Speaker 1: and that's why you're not going to be allowed to

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Speaker 1: fly with us anymore. That that just blatant disrespect for

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Speaker 1: the ding disrespect the dingy ing. You don't seem to

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Speaker 1: have any remorse for what you did. A dude, I

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Speaker 1: have a good touching. I didn't do anything wrong. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't carrying any firearms under the flight. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: tack any lips. Did you just say that? Did you

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Speaker 1: just say that you took firearms on the flight as well?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't say that. I said I

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Speaker 1: didn't do that. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a criminal. But you said you wanted to bring firearms

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Speaker 1: on our plane. Now I'm really glad that we're making

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Speaker 1: this decision. Okay, I was not bringing firearms onto the plane.

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Speaker 1: Now that's bringing it sounds like damage control to me,

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Speaker 1: because all I heard was that you want to Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you probably didn't even graduate second grade. I'll

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Speaker 1: have you know. I have an A from one of

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Speaker 1: the finest community colleges in this city. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Did you seriously just say that, Well, you accuse me

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Speaker 1: of being uneducated, and I went to community college. What

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Speaker 1: did you do to Stanford, you little piece of I

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Speaker 1: don't even know where that is. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where that is. That sounds like a tiny school nobody's

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Speaker 1: ever heard of. So, you know what, not impressive. You

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Speaker 1: don't because you're an idiot. That's one of the topools

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Speaker 1: of our nations. Stanford Stagford. I'm done talking to you,

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Speaker 1: So give me your name. I need to report you

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Speaker 1: to someone. Okay, my name is Jubilant. Yeah, you want

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Speaker 1: to write that down. You said your name was Chuck

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Speaker 1: or some months name at the beginning. Now, well now

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Speaker 1: I lied about that name. What the hell is going on? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. What it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Your sister Kelly set you up. No

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Speaker 1: plan Yeah yeah, yeah, she just wanted to freak you

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Speaker 1: out a little bit before your flight. Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so my flight isn't canceled. No, your flight is okay.

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Speaker 1: Just hey, make sure though, when you do fly again,

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Speaker 1: respect the ding. Okay, it's ridiculous. Like I said, with ding,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil foot taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five