1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: Hello, guys. I'm coming off of like I have like. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 2: A bitch mode hangover. Yesterday could have been Lily you 3 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: scatta just like calmed down. I love you so much, 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:26,159 Speaker 2: but whatever's happening, just like Sep song. So yesterday was 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 2: a fucking bitch. My WiFi would not work. I couldn't 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 2: get it to work. I spent two hours on the 7 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: phone with the Internet person walking me through it. 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: The phone call drops. 9 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 2: I call Jessica because I don't know how to live 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: without her, and she then links me with somebody else. 11 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: Keep in mind, at this point, I've spoken to two 12 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 2: different people, Geek Squad and the person who knows how 13 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 2: to reboot your Internet. Both of the calls drop and 14 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 2: they got me far and I was like, I need 15 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 2: to get back to who I was talking to. They're like, okay, 16 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 2: it'll take about five minutes. I wait for five minutes. 17 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 2: The music is still playing. That's when I called jess 18 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 2: jess has the guy on the phone. 19 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: He's like, what we're this is his voice. 20 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna get just started. All you're gonna 21 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 2: do is unplug the modem. You're gonna unplug the mesh device. 22 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 2: You're gonna wait for one minute, and I'm like, no, no, no, 23 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 2: I did this already. Yeah, and he's like, okay, we're 24 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 2: just gonna log onto our computer and you're gonna type 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: in this cod I'm like, I did this already. It 26 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 2: didn't work, and. 27 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: This is like three hours, so just a quick for me. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: I just have had a cold. I don't know it's cold, 29 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: allergy something, but my head was killing me yesterday. So 30 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I'm gonna stay home. I'm gonna work 31 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: from home. And so that's why Lala had called me, 32 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: and I wasn't in correct. Yeah, I left that part out, 33 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: but it had been three hours or two to two 34 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: or three hours that Lala had been working on it 35 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: before she called me, right, yes, yeah, yes, correct. Okay. 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 2: So we're on the phone with this guy for however 37 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 2: long and then he tells me because I'm like, it's 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 2: blinking blue and he's like, okay, great, and I was like, 39 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 2: it's back to red again, and he goes, okay, So 40 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 2: all we're gonna do is have you and he tells 41 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: me what to do. I said, you're not understanding. I 42 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 2: did this already, and he still keeps telling me what 43 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 2: to do. 44 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 1: I fucking hung up the phone. 45 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 2: I said, just come, I'm not spending another fucking second 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,399 Speaker 2: on that phone. Find someone to come fix this mother 47 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 2: fucking shit. 48 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yesterday was the worst day. Yeah ever, yeah no, 49 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: And then and I mean, hey, you can tell them 50 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: what happened yesterday, which is why we're recording this episode today. 51 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 1: Go ahead tell them. 52 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 2: Well, first, let me share this part, because I let 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: me share the sequence of events. All Right, The night 54 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 2: before I closed my bedroom door to make or my 55 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 2: bathroom door to make sure light doesn't come into my 56 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 2: bedroom in the morning, it suddenly locks behind me. I 57 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,679 Speaker 2: pee probably seven times in the middle of the night. 58 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 2: So now if I have to use a bathroom, I 59 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 2: have to go all the way down two sets of 60 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 2: stairs that are very narrow to get to the fucking bathroom. Okay, 61 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 2: so that's where it started. The next day, the Wi 62 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 2: Fi shit happens. But yesterday morning I take Ocean to 63 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 2: the pediatrician. There's this woman who is sitting in one 64 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 2: of the spots with her lights on. So my mother 65 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: politely asks her if she could like back out of 66 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,679 Speaker 2: this space so that I can park. Because it's a 67 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 2: building with multiple businesses each little space is designated to someone, 68 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 2: and I don't want to be that asshole that parks 69 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 2: in a spot for yoga when I'm doing yoga. Yeah, 70 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 2: and it says that I could get towed. I'm not 71 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 2: risking it. This woman clearly was not very kind. So 72 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 2: I asked my mom. I'm like, what is she doing? 73 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: Can she? Is she moving? My mom says, I don't know. 74 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: She's a bitch. 75 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: So I throw the car in park, I have my 76 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 2: mom get in, I get out. I go up to 77 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 2: the woman's window. I was like, hey, can you back 78 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: up out of this space? She rolls her window down. 79 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 2: I have an hour and a half drive. I need 80 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 2: to figure out where I'm going. And I was like, 81 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 2: that's great, but could you back out so that I 82 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 2: can pull in and then you can figure out where 83 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 2: you're going. That is so unsafe to do with a baby, 84 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 2: I said, not really, I pulled a lou Ann. 85 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: Not really. 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to drive while typing in I'm 87 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 2: asking you to back up, park elsewhere, right, and that 88 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 2: put in the address or park on the side of 89 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 2: the road. 90 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: I do it all the time. Oh shit, I've got 91 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: to look up an address. I pull over you in 92 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: the car. It doesn't matter. 93 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, keep in mind what she said to my mom 94 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 2: was I'm not ready to leave and then rolled up 95 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 2: her window. 96 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: Okay, so that's what she said, because that's important to 97 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,119 Speaker 1: this story. Okay. 98 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 2: She then says to me, do you have a baby? 99 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 2: I go no, I'm coming to the pediatrician for my 100 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 2: own checkup. Yes, I have a baby. 101 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: You fucking moron. Do I need this spot? Got an appointment? Yeah? 102 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? 103 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: Like what. 104 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 2: She then says something to me, and I said, you 105 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: her a fucking bitch. 106 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 1: You said that. I said that. I'm never innocent, Jessica. 107 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 3: I'm never innocent. 108 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 2: I'm innocent until you don't come correct. Then I'm not 109 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 2: so innocent anymore. You come correct, I'll come correct. 110 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. 111 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 2: She tries to get out of her car. No. 112 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: Oh, angry, angry, fucking twice. 113 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 2: This episode is gonna be the F word podcast, Okay, 114 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 2: because it just I'm so traumatized by yesterday. 115 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. That and because of the news that you just 116 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: delivered to me. All right. 117 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 2: So the whole reason we're doing this podcast right now 118 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 2: is because I had Katie come over yesterday to record 119 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 2: a podcast. 120 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,039 Speaker 1: It was fabulous. It was the only great part of 121 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: my day. 122 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 2: One of the best podcasts I think I've ever recorded, 123 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 2: and Katie was awesome and it didn't fucking record. Yeah. Yeah, 124 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 2: So this day starting off is a real shit banker 125 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 2: as well, so annoyed, you know. So I tell her 126 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 2: she's a fucking bitch. She gets out of her car. 127 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 2: I go, you're gonna you're getting out of your car? 128 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 2: What You're gonna beat me up in the pedia tuition 129 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: barking lot And she gets back in her car because 130 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 2: I think she realized, like she was saying, it's unsafe 131 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 2: for her baby, for her to like type in directions, 132 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 2: but yeah, she's gonna kick my ass in front of 133 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 2: her baby. 134 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: In a car that's probably on, Like what is she doing? 135 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 2: No, she was a bulky bitch. There was no way 136 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 2: I was getting out of that without scrape. I'm like, yo, bitch, 137 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 2: I'm running. 138 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: You know, Oh my god. 139 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,799 Speaker 2: I looked at her. I was like, that hour drive 140 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 2: is like you, I hope that you drive safely because 141 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 2: she was so enraged she was, but. 142 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, I'm like, in fear. 143 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 2: I don't think I. 144 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: Stay in the spot. 145 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as I'm worried for your baby. 146 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: Because you're like enraged. She was so mad she started 147 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: to get out and then she got that shit she 148 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: wanted to kick my ass. Oh in the a pediatrician, jar, 149 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: what's your mom doing? During just watching? 150 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 2: My mom goes, Lauren, she's not worth it, and she 151 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 2: goes your person just cursed at me. I was like, 152 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 2: get the fuck over it. 153 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: I didn't say that. 154 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,239 Speaker 2: I was like whatever, So I get in the car, 155 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 2: I park somewhere. As I park and get my baby out, 156 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 2: here comes oh. 157 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: No, shatty pans pulling out. 158 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: So I have my baby. Now I've like regained composure. 159 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 2: Baby on the hip where happy. We're happy, rainbows and butterflies. 160 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 2: Mama didn't just call someone a fucking bitch. It's all good. 161 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: You know. 162 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 2: But my mother, the savage she is, stands right in 163 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 2: front of her car. No, she doesn't, and she throws 164 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 2: her hands up. My mom gets on her phone and. 165 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: Goes, I'm not ready to leave. No she didn't. 166 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, Lisa eleven o'clock appointment, we gotta go. 167 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 1: First off, iconic duo, the lady mess with the wrong one, Lisa. 168 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: I would have paid to see that. I would have paid. Listen, 169 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: I'm I'm frugal right now, but I would have paid 170 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: one hundred bucks toe that. Oh my god. 171 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 2: Then she flipped my mom off, almost ran over her foot. 172 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 2: Yeah she did. 173 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: Did you see that? 174 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 2: She almost ran over my phone. 175 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: I was like, but she didn't. Let's let's go moving on. 176 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: So then that was your morning yesterday morning, which was Monday. 177 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: We're being realistic with the timeline. So that was your morning. Yeah, 178 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: started off on a wild note. 179 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,199 Speaker 2: But then you told me that that Amanda her she 180 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 2: not yesinny but not fat, was posting about what a 181 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 2: ship day it was yesterday. 182 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: She said something like on her stories, I feel like 183 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: being a bitch to everyone and ripping people's faces off, 184 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: or something to that tone, like she was just not 185 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 1: in a good mood. She said, I feel like talking 186 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 1: shit about everyone. And then people were responding. I saw 187 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,719 Speaker 1: her kind of reposting like something's going on with the 188 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,359 Speaker 1: universe yesterday. 189 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 2: Something was going on with the universe because Jessica then 190 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,679 Speaker 2: comes to my house this morning. 191 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: M hm to fix the Wi Fi. 192 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 2: And she's like, a lot, the blue light is on, 193 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 2: I think the WiFi is working. I was like, nope, 194 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 2: did it all day yesterday? Watch and I like, get 195 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 2: on the TV, click Hulu and it's like or no Netflix. 196 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, what would you like to watch? Sign for Elda? 197 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, are you kidding me? 198 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: Because I came here at nine and I was wasn't 199 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,680 Speaker 1: supposed to well, I was coming here at nine. We 200 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: have a call at ten, and I was like, oh, 201 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 1: that gives me time to fix the wi fi. But 202 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: here's the great thing, La La tell me I come 203 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: here at nine, the WiFi is working, and then we 204 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: realize you didn't record. Well, it didn't record you and 205 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: Katie yesterday, so now we have time to record this 206 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: and all is life. There we go. 207 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 2: There's a silver lining on top of the fact I 208 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 2: realized it's the twenty first and I missed my older 209 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,559 Speaker 2: brother's birthday. 210 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: I didn't even say one fucking word time which one 211 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 1: Brandon brand Oh you only have one older brother, right? 212 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:33,560 Speaker 4: Yeah? 213 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,199 Speaker 1: Happy birthday Brandon today. 214 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 4: Yeah. 215 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 1: I was fifteen. Oh it was. 216 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,080 Speaker 2: He was like, it's fine, lot, and he's just like 217 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 2: my dad, where like nothing is a big deal, which 218 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 2: makes it even worse. Yeah, and I know his wife's 219 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 2: going to rip my head off. That's okay. I'm prepared. 220 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 1: I've known her since I was a kid. 221 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 2: You have prepared for the wrath and I deserve it. 222 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 2: But I was like, there's no reason why I should 223 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 2: have missed your birthday, Like you've been my brother for 224 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 2: thirty one years, Like I know when your fucking birthday is. 225 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: I have missed birthdays. I miss my best friend's birthday 226 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: and I would wish her happy birthday at midnight on 227 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: September second because her birthday September third every year, and 228 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,320 Speaker 1: then one year it was like September fifth, and I 229 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: lost it. Sometimes your mind just can only hold so 230 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,959 Speaker 1: many things. Yeah, and it just you have I mean, 231 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 1: people have missed my birthday. Like I'm like, whatever, Yeah, 232 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,439 Speaker 1: that's true. It is no, it is like whatever. But yeah, 233 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: you've got a lot on your plate. On a happy, 234 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: happy note, your hair looks fantastic things jazz. She got 235 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: out highlighted by the one and Only Bradley. 236 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 2: And guess what. I was talking to him about the banks. 237 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 2: I was like, do we cut them? And he was like, 238 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 2: guess what. You already have the tiny little like because 239 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 2: you know how she has like those cute little you 240 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 2: throw these little guys into a little roller. 241 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: Are we talking about Marilyn Monroe, Pam Anderson. 242 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we could totally do Pam Anderson without 243 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 2: really chopping bangs. Like I have little pieces, well some 244 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 2: call them baby hairs, I call them broken. 245 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,079 Speaker 1: But you but I see them, you're pulling them out. 246 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 1: I see them. How weird is it that I was 247 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: listening to a podcast yesterday and the guy said, I 248 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: think every boyfriend or partner or husband's job is to 249 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 1: make sure their partner doesn't if it's a woman, doesn't 250 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 1: get bangs, because because every woman always has this like 251 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: moment in her life where she goes, I'm getting bangs 252 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: and it's He's like, and it always they always regret it. 253 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 1: He's like, I had multiple girlfriends who said that and 254 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 1: then weeks later they're like, fuck these bangs and they're 255 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: like clipping them back. He's like, so, if you're a 256 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 1: partner of a woman who wants to get bangs, it's 257 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 1: your job to make sure she doesn't get bangs. 258 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960 Speaker 2: Don't let her get banged. 259 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: So Bradley, thank you. 260 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 2: That is amazing. 261 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: I really yeah. Also, last thing, since we're on the 262 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,040 Speaker 1: bangs thing, Yeah, and the show I love that for you. 263 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 1: You have you watched it yet? It's all for you. 264 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 1: You auditioned for it, and I saw who got a 265 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 1: woman who is not at all like you. So that's 266 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: always a compliment because you're like, oh no, I wouldn't 267 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: have even like, it's someone completely different, so she's just 268 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,320 Speaker 1: completely They. 269 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 2: Had a bunch of people that auditioned and they were 270 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 2: like who just like who embodies the character of like 271 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 2: everything that we think. 272 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 1: Right, And it was about Banks. Remember you auditioned and 273 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,200 Speaker 1: it was about Banks, and I saw the part super quick, 274 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 1: super but I was like, oh my god, that could 275 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: have been. 276 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,560 Speaker 2: And I thought I did okay, and that audition I 277 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 2: thought it was really funny. 278 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 1: You did great. It's completely different vibe. And that's I 279 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,559 Speaker 1: I like, I if my friends have auditioned for something 280 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: and I help them tape and then I see it 281 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,439 Speaker 1: on a show and it's not at all what they 282 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,199 Speaker 1: were giving. It's almost like, oh, that's good. So they 283 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: weren't even like looking for that they or they saw 284 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,920 Speaker 1: something completely different. If it's close to what my friend gave, 285 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: then it's more like a oh that's a bummer. You 286 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 1: were like really close to getting that and you didn't 287 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: because you kind of gave the same performance. Does that 288 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 1: make sense. 289 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally so banks. Yeah, so that was my Monday. 290 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 2: My Sunday Father's Day was freaking awesome. We went to 291 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 2: Jackson Britney's house. Did you do anything for Father's Day? 292 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: No, because I just had it. I wasn't feeling gray. 293 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: I just have like allergies or cold and so just 294 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 1: like chilled. I love it. Yeah, so what did you 295 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 1: so you went to Jackson Britney's. Why did they have 296 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: a party? They had? 297 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, they had like a little barbecue. 298 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 1: Okay, they're great at barbecuing, And it was like, bow, 299 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: I'm at it, they're great at barbecuing. Do they both 300 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 1: barbecue or is it Jack's both of them? Really? 301 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, But it was so funny because Jack's was like 302 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 2: the one that was doing all the work. He was, yeah, 303 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 2: and it's awesome. He loves doing that. He's like he's 304 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 2: like the house husband that like dicks. 305 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: Around the house. He does. Yeah, And I don't mean 306 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: a house husband as like an insult. I mean a 307 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: husband who owns a home. 308 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 2: Right. 309 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I've never seen someone moa laan 310 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 1: faster than Jack's Taylor. The morning of Ocean Kent's birthday. Yeah, 311 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 1: he was zooming around that long and I. 312 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 2: Was like, wow, he was like jogging and I was 313 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 2: like dan ever, yeah, they both are. You walk into 314 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 2: their house and you're like, this is where I want 315 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 2: to live. This is adulting as fuck. 316 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything has its place, very organized. 317 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 2: The backyard is pristine, the front yard is pristine, the 318 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 2: man cave is awesome. It's just like they're great homeowners. 319 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 2: But it's so cute to see there. 320 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: Right now. 321 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 2: There is no better feeling than seeing Ocean interact with 322 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 2: like her little baby friends. 323 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: I saw some content on your stories and I was yes, 324 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: and she swam yes. So she's playing with her baby friends, 325 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: do you Because I was a bier when I was little, 326 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm asking is there any like hitting 327 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: or biting? So that's what's so crazy. 328 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 2: They all went through the biting stage together. So it 329 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,920 Speaker 2: was myself and my mom in Ocean and then like 330 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 2: Kristen Dodi came, Zach Wickham, Jared. 331 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: Sanna and Brock. I saw that Rock and Sheena and 332 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: her parents in summer, so it was. 333 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 2: Ocean cruise in summer. They all went through the biting 334 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 2: phase at the same time. Now they're all hitting each 335 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 2: other and hitting us, you know, So they're all going 336 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 2: through the same stage and now they're all walking. Because 337 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 2: what happens with kids, and you'll see this if you 338 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 2: have kids with your friends, even just like a month 339 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 2: or two difference, it feels like an eternity because when 340 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 2: your kid's walking or someone else's kid is walking and 341 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 2: your kid is still crawling, like, it's like, let's go 342 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 2: to the park. Well, what fun is the park? My 343 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,479 Speaker 2: baby's not walking yet? Right, No, like it's it's But 344 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 2: then once they all start walking, they're gonna be the 345 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 2: same age forever. 346 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: Right, Yes, that's so cute. So they get along. You 347 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: said they're hitting now, but I saw it in like 348 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 1: the content, they were like playing together. So is it 349 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: just moments of maybe hitting, Okay, just a little moments 350 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: and they love hitting us? Like what it is? It's 351 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: a left pat I don't know, I know, I know, 352 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,959 Speaker 1: I know. I will hold ocean, you guys, and she'll 353 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,639 Speaker 1: go to like there, and I swear she does it 354 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,120 Speaker 1: out of love or being silly because it's only once 355 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: in a while, but she gets this big smile on 356 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: her face and then I see the hand go back. Yeah, 357 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,679 Speaker 1: and I'm like a pushover. So I know what she's doing, 358 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: and I like I should be more like no no, 359 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: But if Lalla sees it, she goes, oh shit, no, 360 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 1: oh okay, nope, can't do that. Gotta put her down. Yeah, 361 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,440 Speaker 1: put her down, out her down, sut her down. 362 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 2: You have to be put down. You can't be hitting 363 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 2: people like that. 364 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 1: I need to, yeah, because I'm a pushover. But they 365 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,439 Speaker 1: looked super cute. And I saw ocean swimming. Yes, was 366 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 1: brock like holding her in the pool because I saw 367 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 1: that so cute. She's a little water baby. 368 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 2: She's been that waiting since the first time I put 369 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 2: her in the pool. Wants to like dunk her head in. 370 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,159 Speaker 2: That's how she used to take baths. She was like 371 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 2: always wanting her head under the water. And she goes 372 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 2: under or not she can like put her face She'll 373 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 2: put her face in. Yeah what yeah, oh summer moon 374 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 2: goes full, submerges fully. 375 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: Just hold her breath and goes under. Yes, that is wild, 376 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: ill forced and it was traumatic by my mom when 377 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: I was like four, because I had never gone under, 378 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: and she was like okay, one, two, three, and I 379 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: was like, dunk to me, thanks Mom. 380 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:46,800 Speaker 3: I was. 381 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: Just boom screaming underwater and then dramatic coughing after, like 382 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: I was drowning. Drowning. Anyway, I'm glad Ocean and Summer. 383 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 3: Moon do that. 384 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the best time. The burger were five star. 385 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,800 Speaker 2: Just everything was great. 386 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: The barbecue is great. Speaking of Summer Moon, I saw 387 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,680 Speaker 1: is shea launching a lash line today? It launched it? Yeah, 388 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 1: do you believe it? I know I saw a lashes 389 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,199 Speaker 1: named like Summer and Moon or something like that, and 390 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: I was like, obviously Sheen is the one to launch 391 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 1: a lash line and I'm buying them all. 392 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, she has Summer Moon and Honey Cute. I was 393 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,119 Speaker 2: actually a part of the picking process, I know. I 394 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 2: got to help her choose like which styles, and I 395 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 2: told her these are the ones that I like, But 396 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 2: this is your lie, so you because she has those 397 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,960 Speaker 2: like big beautiful eyes where she can handle that much 398 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 2: any kind of lash right right, I can't. I look 399 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 2: like a drunk puppet, right, like one of those dolls 400 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 2: where they closed their eyes and yeah, that's what I 401 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 2: start looking like. 402 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 1: Yes, So I just gave her my input of like 403 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 1: what was working best on my kind of eye. 404 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 2: Okay, who knows if she took that or not, But 405 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 2: I do know that all the styles are amazing. 406 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 1: What is it called to the brind Viva Verona, which 407 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 1: means long Live Summer. Oh my god, I know it's 408 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 1: so cute. 409 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 2: It's fantastic. 410 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,880 Speaker 1: The name's fantastic. Yeah, the packaging is amazing. Everything's great. 411 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,520 Speaker 1: She did her photo shoot here. Yeah, and I'm glad 412 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: it's proud about tomorrow because I'm gonna buy some today, 413 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:22,080 Speaker 1: hoping they don't sell out. But they're beautiful. There's great. 414 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: Do we have any voicemails? Just we do? 415 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 4: We have some Voicemailskylala, my name's Toy. I love the pod. 416 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:38,400 Speaker 4: I've been fancy stay one. I'm calling because I actually 417 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 4: met my now husband on Tinder, like seven years ago 418 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 4: before it was as kind of bad as it is now. 419 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,399 Speaker 4: But we met on Tinder, talked for a little while, 420 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,919 Speaker 4: like a few months before I actually met him in person. 421 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,879 Speaker 4: I met him in person, and things just happened like 422 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 4: so quick and crazy. I ended up getting correct like 423 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 4: a few months later. I think everything happens for a reason. Now, 424 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,880 Speaker 4: seven years later, we have two kids, one on the way, 425 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 4: and we've been married for actually newlywed's a few months 426 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 4: now but to us a little bit. But yeah, happy 427 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 4: endings do come sometimes from dating apps, so don't keep 428 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 4: it completely closed off because you never know, you know, 429 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,639 Speaker 4: I end up marrying someone that you swipe right on. Thanks, 430 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 4: talk to you guys later. Can't wait to listen buye. 431 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,720 Speaker 2: You know what I'm like, Yes, it makes me very 432 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 2: hopeful that so many people are like meeting their lovers 433 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:39,880 Speaker 2: on what are they called dating dating apps? Tinder, Bumble, 434 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 2: match dot com, Like amazing, I'm not there yet, right, 435 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 2: I don't necessarily think that, and we I feel like 436 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 2: I'm on repeater mode, Like every time we talk about it, 437 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 2: I'm like. 438 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,919 Speaker 1: I'm not there yet. I have nothing to offer someone. 439 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,919 Speaker 2: It's like like a broken record, right. But for all, like, 440 00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 2: it's not that I am opposed to dating apps, like yeah, 441 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 2: I probably need. So many people have said they've met 442 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,399 Speaker 2: their partners on dating apps. But for me, it's like 443 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 2: why even like entertain the idea of getting on a 444 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,399 Speaker 2: dating app when like, I'm not trying to. 445 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: Date yeah you know, yeah, so what's the point. What's 446 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 1: the point? And it's not like you have all this time, 447 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,439 Speaker 1: like you're a busy person, So I think I have 448 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: a lot of friends who are like, well, I'm just 449 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,560 Speaker 1: bored and it's fun to like flirt and and I'm like, yeah, 450 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 1: if you have the time. But if you don't have 451 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,720 Speaker 1: the time, like why would you get on them? 452 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 2: Well, and also like even when you start like dating, 453 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 2: which I went on multiple dates with this person, I 454 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 2: didn't think they were dates. 455 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 1: I thought they were like, hey, let's be friends and 456 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 1: go grab a bite. 457 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, And then you start, you know, syncing into this 458 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 2: like pattern of uh, not even a pattern. It's like 459 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,480 Speaker 2: want to hang out with me and my friends or 460 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,679 Speaker 2: I'm gonna like try to hold your hand, and I 461 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:10,200 Speaker 2: immediately shut down. I was like, nope, right, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 462 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,160 Speaker 1: I don't want it at all. Don't touch me right now. 463 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 2: Don't touch me. I don't want to kick it with 464 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,360 Speaker 2: your friends. If I want to kick it with friends, 465 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,239 Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick it with my own friends. I just 466 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 2: that for me was like a real like wake up 467 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 2: call where it was like, no, I have no desire. 468 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm not ready right now. No, that was great though 469 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: you were open and you went on some dates, and 470 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: I mean people on the podcast. 471 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,200 Speaker 2: Have heard I was sitting there closing my eyes, going 472 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 2: like this, how do I teleport out of here? 473 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:46,360 Speaker 1: May get fucking work, don't you wish? 474 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 2: I was like, I want to teleport into Ocean's nursery immediately. 475 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,879 Speaker 1: That is like, that's why I never drive, you guys, 476 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 1: I never don't drive. If I can drive somewhere, I 477 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 1: don't care how far it is, let me tell you 478 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm driving because I never ride with friends. Don't want 479 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 1: to be stuck, don't want to be waiting on an uber. 480 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 1: When my social battery runs out the end, I'm out. Yeah, 481 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,159 Speaker 1: so I don't whatever. It's a whole different thing. But 482 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 1: that's like if I'm somewhere and I'm like, good for 483 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,439 Speaker 1: you for hanging in there, Because if I'm somewhere and 484 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 1: I go I don't want to be here anymore, You'll 485 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: blink and then I'll be gone. 486 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know. And you know I met I 487 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 2: met this guy who I went on a few dates with, 488 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 2: just like out and about at a friend's house. She 489 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 2: was like like I had seen him at like little 490 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 2: social fucking gatherings and then a more intimate setting at 491 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,640 Speaker 2: my friend's house, and I was like, oh, he kind 492 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 2: of flying And then all of a sudden, I'm like, Okay, 493 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 2: I thought we shared the same friends. 494 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 1: Why are you taking me with these clowns? 495 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:51,199 Speaker 3: Right? 496 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,280 Speaker 2: I don't know them? 497 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: Right? Does that make sense? Yes, that makes sense, And 498 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,159 Speaker 1: I don't want to Maybe if we were in a 499 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: different space, you'd be like, sure, I want to go 500 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 1: out and meet new people, but you're not. You're in 501 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 1: like to me, I feel like right now in your life, 502 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: any comfortable safe space you can be in, you're gonna 503 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: take it right. Your friends, your family, your house, like 504 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 1: your people. 505 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 2: Right, And I have a small small circle of friends, 506 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 2: like I don't have certain pockets of friends. 507 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend group is this is what it is, right. 508 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,920 Speaker 2: And we don't like so when you're but most people 509 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 2: aren't like that, They're like, these are my friends for this, 510 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 2: I have this group of friends. 511 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have that anymore. 512 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 2: I've gotten rid of a lot of people. Yeah. 513 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean you're talking to someone who's like, 514 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 1: I've got my New York friends and my national friends 515 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,399 Speaker 1: and then like two LA friends and that's it. So 516 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: you're talking to someone who's like, I don't really get it. Yeah, 517 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 1: can I tell you something. I'll spill a little tea 518 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,440 Speaker 1: on this podcast a. 519 00:25:51,400 --> 00:26:01,719 Speaker 2: Lot of tea. Okay, So at Jackson Britney's I, Jax 520 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,760 Speaker 2: tells me that Schwartz wants to. 521 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: Come over to the house. He was like, is that okay. 522 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, it's your house, you know, whoever you want over. 523 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not gonna be very friendly, like yeah, 524 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,159 Speaker 2: I hope you guys don't feel awkward, but. 525 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a bitch. 526 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 2: And he was like I know. But he's like, you know, 527 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 2: he's like at home and he's depressed right now, and 528 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 2: he's like having a really hard. 529 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: Time, and I go wrong, fucking audience. Yeah, not your problem. 530 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 2: I give a shit, let me said, And he's having 531 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 2: a really hard time. 532 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. 533 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 2: I'll trade you. Let's trade. 534 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's fucking trade. 535 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's not pretend like you didn't do this 536 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 2: to yourself. 537 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,200 Speaker 1: Schwartz right, wrong audience, I'm the wrong audience member. 538 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 2: So then he kept calling and he was like if 539 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 2: I can, uh, is the is the coast clear? 540 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: Jack like, no, it's meaning are you gone? Yeah? Wait? 541 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 1: Was Katie there or no there? Okay, oh my god. 542 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 1: Is he in the house Schwartz or did he move out? No, 543 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: they all moved out. 544 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 2: Okay, Katie and Schwartz both moved out. I mean, very 545 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,359 Speaker 2: fucking clear to everybody. All Right, there's my little piece 546 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 2: of tea. If you want to come to me and 547 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,919 Speaker 2: talk about your hard said little life. Wrong audience, Yeah, 548 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,440 Speaker 2: buck up, bitch. 549 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: Buck up, bitch. It's very interesting because if you would 550 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 1: have come to me and said, I'm beefing with someone 551 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 1: from my vander Pump crew, who do you think it is? 552 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:46,639 Speaker 1: Last person? I would probably guess, like Katie before Schwartz. Yeah, 553 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,679 Speaker 1: it's he's just the last person I would think. But 554 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 1: since I kind of know everything that happened, I think 555 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 1: it's Can. 556 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 2: I tell you something though, I don't feel like we 557 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,399 Speaker 2: are beefing? 558 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: What do you think? 559 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 2: I think it's you. You've shown to me what type 560 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,639 Speaker 2: of person you are, which, by the way, he's not 561 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,120 Speaker 2: a bad person, but like at this point in my life, 562 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,960 Speaker 2: you come correct or I want nothing to do with you. 563 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 2: Beefing to me is like you're going toes. You're going 564 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 2: toes and there's gonna be resolution in the end. There 565 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 2: is no resolution. I don't want you fucking near me. 566 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, Yeah, does he want to be your friend. 567 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,560 Speaker 1: Is that the vibe you're getting or done with you too? 568 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: Is he like okay? 569 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 2: No? I think Shortsy's very sweet, and I think he 570 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 2: I don't think he has any sort of feeling. I 571 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 2: think honestly, if someone were to ask him, he would 572 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 2: still say I have love for Laala because he's just 573 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,640 Speaker 2: so he's sweet. Yeah, but I can't have people around me. 574 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 2: You can be the sweetest pie. And I'm telling you, 575 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 2: what if you maneuver a certain way, your fucking liability. 576 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not What does Katie think about it? 577 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 2: Katie's fine, Like she said, Lalla made everything very clear. 578 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 2: If you didn't understand it, like no one can help you. 579 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: It was like very it was very clear. 580 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, lalas a tissue from Atlanta. I think I 581 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 3: thought of a possible tagline for you. If you were 582 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 3: a Bravo housewife, you could say, I don't give anyone Greek, 583 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 3: I just give them Laala. What do you think? I 584 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 3: love you? 585 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 2: I kind of love it. 586 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: I love that. I think it's really cute. I like 587 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: that a lot. It's funny people always ask you about 588 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: your housewife tagline and you never You're always like, I 589 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, and I think this is 590 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,000 Speaker 1: because I've heard people suggest some that really aren't you, 591 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: and I feel like this is the closest. 592 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 2: Well, if let's just say we had taglines for vander 593 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 2: Pump and like this stage I'm in in life, I 594 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 2: would say I never give anyone second chances, but I 595 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 2: always give them lala. 596 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love like. No, right, that's great. 597 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: Have you been thinking about that? 598 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,800 Speaker 2: No, I just came up with it because I could 599 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 2: literally be like, I never give any one second chances, 600 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 2: but I always give them Lalla. 601 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: I help, I'm thumb. She a bad bitch. She a 602 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,440 Speaker 1: bad bitch. 603 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for tuning into another episode. 604 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,360 Speaker 2: I will give them all on podcasts. If you have children, 605 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,640 Speaker 2: you shouldn't be listening to this podcast with them in 606 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 2: the car anyway, But this episode you. 607 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,360 Speaker 1: Really shouldn't happen listening because mommy cursed a lot. All Right, 608 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: you guys, have the best day ever, and I will 609 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,720 Speaker 1: catch you next week.