WEBVTT - Roz Hernandez Returns to Disobey Bridger Again 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.520 But I invited you here. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:17.560 I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.520 guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:30.120 And I said, no, guess you're o presences presents enough. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.920 I already had too much stuff, So how do you 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.240 dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:53.720 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wine Garl. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.560 It's nighttime. We're recording at night. This is a new 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:02.640 special feeling. Usually you know we're recording at eleven am. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:07.520 Everybody knows. I just go absolutely insane when the clock 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.480 strikes seven pm. So this is going to be an 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:17.160 interesting experience. What's going on. I've got two different drinks. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:21.680 I haven't tried this yet. This is a Lacroix new flavor, 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:31.800 Strawberry peach. So we'll just see what happens. Okay, that's fine, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.839 and I'm back. I've been on my Breeze Airways flight. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.279 I've been on two different Breeze Airways flights. I'm here. 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.280 I'm ready to partner with the discount airline, Breeze Airways 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:47.960 reach Out. I had a totally fine experience, and I 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.960 was back in Utah, my family just begging me to leave, 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:57.240 and then I'm here. Oh I should mention Patreon, Patreon 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:01.440 dot com slash I said, no gifts. You know how 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.800 that all works. Thank you. Now let's get into the podcast. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:09.400 I love today's guest. It's Roz Hernandez Roz welcome. Joy said, 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:10.160 no goodness. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:14.200 I was here the whole time the twist, I was here. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.120 I love this Bridger after Dark. Thanks for having me back. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.040 I'm so happy to have you. Last time was in 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:20.720 my backyard. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.600 Yes, and I gave you a wig. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.200 Yes, and it's uh I used Oh, I made a 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.959 video with it. That's right, and now. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.480 It's you wear it all the time. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:32.680 Now I'm gonna take your thing. You sure steal your brand, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.800 take my hair. It's it's in a nice cabinet, so 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:40.120 I'm protecting it. I need to find another thing to 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.160 use it for. But I had a great time making 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.840 a video with him. Yeah, it's a big object. And 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:49.000 to have a the head. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.480 Oh and I gave you a wig ahead too. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.040 It was really a nice game. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:54.839 That was nice. I might want that back. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.440 No, no, no, no, no, have you. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:57.959 Had take seas back seats? 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.200 I had one, well one, uh, somebody tried to take 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.040 it back. Jamie Lee was on the podcast and she 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.720 gave me a chewed up dog toy, and afterwards, her 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:12.679 assistant said Jamie would like that back, and I was 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.440 just like, that doesn't feel correct, that can't possibly be true. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.840 So I messaged Jamie herself and she didn't want it back. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.519 But it was one of the it was one of 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.960 the most baffling. She was embarrassed. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.600 When I got back to you, she ad wanted that back. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.639 If that's true, then I don't know what's going on. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.000 I threw it away. It's the only gift I've ever 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.960 thrown away directly after an episode. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.120 Oh god, Well, that makes me a little bit nervous 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:41.480 about my gift I brought you. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.240 I should just have a garbage kin ready. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.480 Well, how do you feel about like temporary gifts, like 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.760 edible things or I don't know, I don't know. I 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:52.720 mean I. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.600 Love, especially with this. I love to get an object 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.200 that will go away because I'm collecting. I mean, look 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:00.960 just around us we've. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.560 Got Then, I am your girl. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.200 What's been going on? What's new? 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:08.119 Well? I had an audio book come out, and I've 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.920 been really busy trying my beath to get the word 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.080 out about my audio book and I'm very proud of it. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.839 How did that whole process work? Was the book a 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.760 published book first or is it straight to audio? 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.800 Well, it's only an audiobook. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:23.520 I love this. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.040 Yeah. So what it's about is it's called peeing in 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:29.520 an Empty Bottle. The full title is peeing at an 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:34.360 Empty Bottle and other glamorous shenanigans of an almost famous 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.760 transgender comedian on the road. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:40.200 That's a great title. Yeah, that's like Fiona Apples win 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:44.280 the Pawn. That title that's like fifty words long. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:50.360 I love that. I love Apple. So basically what happens 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:56.919 was last year, start the year off, Oh, new president, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.400 what could go wrong? You know? 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.039 Well, feeling that way. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.200 We were all sort of like, maybe this would be good, 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:07.760 That's what we all said. Well, it turns out that 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:13.040 president went right for transgender people right away, of which 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.279 I happened to be. And you know, also I work 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.320 in show biz and show buziness up in the air. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.799 Everything is just sort of like, what's what's my future? 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:31.719 What's all of our futures? Who knows? I decided I 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.640 got to work, so I was like, you know, I 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:41.240 could try to do what I do, which is do 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:45.440 like a go do a night in Philly at the 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.200 comedy club and you know, do stuff like that. But 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.280 I'm like, I'm running out of cities. I've already been 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.719 to all of them lately. I want to go to all. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:58.520 The cities, right, But it's scary, you know, of course, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:05:59.040 Oh my god. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.480 If I was to go do a comedy club in 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.479 somewhere in the middle of the country in a red 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.680 state and I don't sell out, it's gonna be the 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:12.240 locals showing up to see six foot one and trans 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.720 with ostrich feathers and rhinestones on. These people are gonna 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:21.080 be like, what is that. So I had this idea, Well, 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.480 there's gay bars everywhere. Sure, So what if I did 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.680 a tour at places where they do drag shows like 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:33.080 gay bars, because they'll have a stage, they'll have chairs, 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.440 they'll have a dressing. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.400 Room welcoming audience. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.240 Yeah. And then also I was like, wait a minute. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:43.039 You know, comedy clubs are like, hey, come see the 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.039 one of the fifty shows we've got going on this week, 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.800 and then like you go to a place like a 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:52.919 gay bar, they're like, we're having a comedation. We have 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.600 a comedian from out of town that's been on television 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:59.719 that's coming here. And so I told these places, put 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.880 my picture up above the urinals in all these places 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.520 and let them know I'm coming to town. I ended 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:10.680 up doing fifty shows across America. Since I didn't really 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.480 have much of a budget, I decided I'm going to 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:18.400 drive myself. I rented rental cars, drove from city to city, 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.920 sold my own merch so made all my event bright links, 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:28.280 and had local performers open for me, drag queens, trans performers, 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:33.360 and so. The audiobook is talking about being a trans 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:38.520 comedian in America in twenty twenty five, but also talking 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:43.320 to other people across America that are dealing with this 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.520 current America and trying to find the humor. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:51.679 And did you have a least favorite city? Yes, let's hear, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.840 let's hear the worst city in I'm here. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.560 Well, see, that's the thing when people talk about like 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:03.640 that specific scenario, it's more so like the venue. Right, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.520 you know it's not the city. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.440 But you can now you've made a disclaimer. Now tell 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.040 us the worst city in America. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:15.960 I struggled in Mobile, Alabama, Alabama. Okay, I struggled a 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.680 little bit there. That was a difficult one. You'll have 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:23.160 to be very diplomatic to listen to the audio book. Okay, 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.120 I'd given it all away for free. But I could 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.400 tell you favorite cities. Yeah, let's hear some things, because 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.119 there's a lot that I went to that i'd never 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:31.120 stepped foot in. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.680 Right, and we're surprised by. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.199 Yeah, Oklahoma City, Oh. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.920 Oklahoma really seems to be working it out. It seems 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.800 like there's an interesting art scene. And I don't know. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.160 Yeah, I've heard great things about Tulsa. I didn't do Tulsa. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.880 I did Oklahoma City and that was good, really good. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.680 The audience was great. Which they also had like a 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:59.400 gay resort that was like across from the gay bar 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:00.240 that I stayed to. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.520 How was the resort a scene? 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:07.760 For sure? There was a great show I did in Omaha, Okay, 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:12.200 great city. I loved Omaha. I never been there. I 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.000 did all. I went up to Alaska. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:18.720 So how like it was it like three months? Okay? 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:23.520 So like for example, one trip, I flew to Miami, 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.320 rented a car, and dropped off the car in New 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:26.840 York City. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.600 Okay, perfect, And I was gone for like a month. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.360 On that one I did all of oh my god. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.720 Ashville I've heard about Ashville. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.040 Ashville, Yeah, I did. I did them all Texas said 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.320 to Dallas, I did. I mean I was everywhere. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.839 What was like the longest distance you drove? 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.800 There was a couple of days that and I kind 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.240 of made a rule for myself. I'm not doing shows 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.320 on days that I drive more than four hours. Very smart, 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.719 that's just too much. I can't imagine, because there were 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.880 some days where I had like a six seven, eight 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:02.480 hour right right, And I didn't do those days, like 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.040 because I remember when I had to go up to 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.680 like Boise, Like I feel like I went up to 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:12.200 Boise from like Arizona or something. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.400 Oh that's a long drive and it was long. Did 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:15.280 you drive through Utah? 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:19.400 Yes? And part of the reason, you know, I never 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.199 put together a tour by myself. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:23.240 Yes. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.800 And also, trying to get gay bars to answer the 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.120 phone is not easy. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.800 Don't get me. Getting anyone to answer a phone business 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:32.880 forget it. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.720 But these gay bars, like I don't blame them. They're 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:39.400 concerned with their everyday operations. They're not sitting around by 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.840 the email waiting to get a phone call from some 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.760 lady that lives in LA and talks to ghosts. For 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.120 a living. That's like, hey, can I come do comedy? 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.280 Like they're not worried about me. So there was some 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:54.920 places that it's like, couldn't get a place in Albuquerque, 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:59.160 So I guess we're just gonna drive through Albuquerque. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.880 Right, wasting out. Yeah, what are you listening to in 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:02.360 the car? 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:06.560 I listen to a lot of my friends on the phone. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:08.400 I you're doing a lot of talking. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:12.079 Love phone talking. Do you find as a podcaster you're 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:12.920 a phone talker? 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.959 I'm not. I'm happy. Well, most of the time. I'm 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.640 happy to get a call from a friend and talk 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:19.880 for a while if I have something else I can do, 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:21.920 if I can do yard work or clean the house 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.520 or something. But to just be on the phone, I 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.360 don't like doing that. I do and when I'm driving, 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.760 I would rather get too distracted talking on the phone. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.120 I'd rather be listening to music. 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:36.120 Oh see, when I'm on the phone driving it makes 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:40.040 me alert, interesting, it makes me because if I put 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.000 on a podcast, I'm about to fall asleep. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.640 Yeah, I can't listen to a podcast while driving. There's 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.080 unless it's the most compelling story you can possibly imagine. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.400 Well, and you know, Ghosted by Roz Hernandez is a. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.079 Great one, famously boring. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:57.719 No, it's it's scary stories that people tell and I'll 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.200 keep you on the edge of your seat. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:04.520 Terrible guests, I can say from personal experience, a horrible guest. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:10.120 Have you been at twice twice? Yeah, yeah, twice? I think, yeah, yeah, Okay, 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.400 So you're just talking on the phone, you're just rolling calls. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.760 Yeah, I was doing a lot of that. I also 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:19.439 listened to like a lot of I love disco divas, 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:25.800 I love like eighties house music. I committed to the 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.880 gayness of the tour. The tour was called Roserrandez. I 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:33.920 can't even say my name, Rodernandez does comedy in a 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.200 gay bar. I just wanted to make it as simple 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:36.680 and let. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.520 People know what people need. And yeah, they just spell 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:39.920 it out. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.640 And so I was just like I had the gayest 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.760 couple of months, Like I just all I wanted to 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.160 do was just be around gay people. If I had 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.880 a night off, I went to the local gay place 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:57.520 and met strangers, Like I just wanted to be around 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.480 LGBT people and just see how they're new one. 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:06.120 Did you have any like supernatural experiences on the road. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:11.120 I did because as I'm over here, you know, right now, 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.480 I'm pitching to you the audiobook I wrote by myself 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.120 about the two where I put together by myself. I 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:23.760 also do a YouTube show by myself where I go 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.280 ghost hunting, and that one I do it's called The 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.000 Haunted Doll Ralese Hernandez The Haunted Doll, and I do 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:34.800 it in haunted hotel rooms with guys I meet on grinder. 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.040 Oh my god, that's a great idea. Yeah. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:39.440 So while I was out of the house, I'm like, 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.040 you know, let's find on these off nights, let's go 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.640 to some haunted hotels so I can get double the content. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.120 So I did, and I didn't really want to include 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:54.319 much of that in the audiobook because it's about something. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:56.840 A separate in my opinion. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:03.000 But the like the ghost for me is entertainment. I mean, 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:06.080 it's all real. I don't fake anything. But I'm like, 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.360 that is it's light. It's yes, it's light. I think 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.520 an even the haunted hotels I go to, I don't 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.040 like going to ones where the person was brutally murdered, 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.200 Like I don't want that. I wanted to be the 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:25.320 spooky lady exactly. Victoria woman that got too sick is 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.720 my bread and butter. And I went to a place 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:36.240 in New Orleans where again I'm a producer over here 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:40.520 of my own reality show on YouTube, so I'm doing 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:45.400 my best with zero budget. But I booked specifically the 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:50.200 haunted room at this hotel where a nun haunts this room. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:56.240 I love ann, very excited about this. I arrived, they said, whoops, 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.400 we already booked that room. No, and so they're like, 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.040 the best we can do two doors down adjacent to 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.840 a haunting exactly. So that's what we had to do. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.480 And I ended up being two doors down from the 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:15.320 haunted room, but the whole building's haunted so now, and 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.600 I kept trying my best to get I was going 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.400 up to the door of the haunted room and being like, sister, 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.800 come over this room. I was really trying to get 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.480 her to join me. And the staff told me a 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:33.400 story that this woman was staying in that room. I 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.200 think it was my room, where it was one of 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.360 the rooms in this area of the hotel, and she 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.480 woke up in the middle of the night and saw 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.320 the noun oh, and she closed her eyes when she 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.000 woke up to They say she had a black eye. The 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.400 nun attacked, she punched her, decked her right in the face. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.440 Not used to do all kinds of things. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:51.920 Yes, they do. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:53.440 They go skiing, et cetera. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:59.400 They run choirs, sister act. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:01.440 They go under cover. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.120 They go undercover is what I was trying to think of. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:09.040 They go undercover as a secret None. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.160 Yeah, I guess I've never actually seen sustrect, but. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.520 They have done. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.520 They die from Katy Perry. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.080 Wow, allegedly. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.160 I want to be on record of saying Katy Perry 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:22.320 killed Ann. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:24.520 That's for you to do legally. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:25.640 I feel like that's fine. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.960 So anyway, I go to two doors down from the 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.720 Haunted Nun room didn't I had a decent amount happened. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:37.000 I had a great grinder guy who's the psychic. Yeah, 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.040 So anyone that wants to see what I'm talking about 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:43.600 the episodes on YouTube, the Haunted Doll, I do my 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.560 investigation whatever. Next day, I wake up to drive the 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:49.320 Little Rock to do a comedy show, and I have 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:54.200 the most hideous big purple bruised on the side of 0:16:54.200 --> 0:17:00.600 my leg, black and blue, swollen and even wretched on 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.280 the outdoit? WHOA my skin hideous? I have pictures of 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:08.000 it on my YouTube and I'm sitting here thinking maybe 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:14.320 I got a blood clot because I'm driving these long distances. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.239 I was really nervous about that to begin with. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.560 I gotta get up and walk around, walking around. 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:24.600 I was panicking on my whole drive over to Little Rock. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.920 Actually almost ran a gas in Mississippi. Another story, go 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:32.919 to the urgent care, wait hours and hours at three am. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.480 They call me as I'm sleeping in my car because 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:37.920 I'm waiting because the line is so long. At the 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:42.320 urgent care, they finally give me ultrasounds on my leg. 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.560 They asked me if I was pregnant, which was so 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:47.320 nice of them. They did not have to do that. 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:51.760 But they give me the ultrasound on my legs and 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:55.840 they're like, it's a bruise. It's just a bruise. And 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.679 I was like, are you sure it's not a blood clock, Like, 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.960 how would this happen? I would know if I hit 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:03.040 my like this. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.680 Right absolutely that would wake you up or something. 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:08.359 They said, no, it just looks like you hit it 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:13.639 on something. I didn't, so I believe that that was 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:14.040 the noun. 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.359 Yeah, And the medical establishment is on your side. 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.440 Of course, always always. 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:23.200 What are you doing. What are you doing for food 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:24.080 while you're on the road? 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:28.199 Not good? I will tell you I gained thirty pounds 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:32.440 last year. Okay, I've since lost it. You look great, 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.359 Thank you. A big problem that I had was I 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.640 discovered something called chewy tic TACs. 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.080 Oh this sounds right up my alley. 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:44.159 They're kind of an underground candy. You kind of have 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.480 to know about it to be into it, because they're not. 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:49.600 They're not everywhere, right, but they I think they launched 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:53.000 last summer and they were every gas station. I went 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:56.879 to hot them and then I posted about it, and 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.520 then people started bringing them. 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:01.399 Oh my gosh, to give me right. 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:06.359 But they're basically picture tic tac which already have just 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:08.040 the best flavor crunchy. 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:11.400 I love the lime ones. The citrus ones are so good. 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:15.720 Oh just what I do know one gas station not 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.720 far from here if you need a recommendation. But they 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.480 it's like a jelly bean but crunchy. 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:25.159 Oh this sounds incredible to me. 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.040 So good. They make them both sour version and non 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:31.680 sour version, like a mint. No no, no, no, no no no. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.960 The regular version is there's an orange one, a green, 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:40.639 yellow one. They're so delicious. And they're crunched. The crunch 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:45.840 with the chew. It really got through hours of driving. 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.440 Just meals and meals of that. 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.399 Was my meals. Seriously, it was so good. 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:56.200 And yeah, what is tik tak is technically like a 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:00.560 breath fresh and earth it's candy, it's literally and it 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:02.480 just happens to be shaped like a little pill so 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:05.320 it seems more on the other side. But I love 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:08.520 the container it comes in. They really dialed in on. 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:10.000 The tic things come in a bag. 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:12.159 Oh that feels unnatural to me. 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:14.560 Yeah, these are in a full bag and they make 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:18.639 big the share size, which I wasn't sharing, and then 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:20.399 they make like a smaller version. 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.000 Of a bag of tic TACs. Just wait, I'm gonna 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:27.280 you're gonna This does not make any sense to me. 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:29.480 You know, I really try to stay away from Amazon, 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:33.119 but I have made a couple of purchases of Chewy 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:34.680 tiktoks because they're on there. 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.119 I bet I've probably crossed paths with these in a 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:39.600 store and because they were in a bag, it didn't 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:40.440 even register them. 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.920 No, people are just people are going through the about 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:48.040 their lives not knowing about Chewy tiktoks, and everybody I 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:50.440 have said, sit down and put this in your mouth. 0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:53.320 They have said that is one of the best candies 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:53.840 I've ever had. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:56.560 I wonder if you would like do you know the 0:20:56.560 --> 0:21:00.919 the uh Trolley sour worms they have? The eggs are 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:02.040 my favorite thing in the way. 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.680 That's another candy that's really hard to find. 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:08.719 It nearly impossible. 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:13.840 And those are my favorite candy. Loves those two. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:15.359 I've loved them since seventh grade. 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:18.960 Me too, And somehow they still make them. But they're 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:22.680 you and I know the gas stations that have those. 0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:24.679 Really Okay, I really do need a recommendation because I 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:26.280 was about to order them online, but then I was like, 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:27.040 what am I doing. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.959 For years in Atwater Village? The gas station right by 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:35.040 Del Taco. Okay, sure they have them. I've got kend lately, 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:36.600 but they they always did. 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:38.639 They would have them in the vending machines in my 0:21:38.680 --> 0:21:40.760 middle school and I would always have them on my backpack. 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:44.400 They're so good, and that's a similar They're not as 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:48.040 crunchy as the tic tac chewies, right, but they have 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:49.040 sometimes they are. 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:50.880 I like them when they're a little little stale. 0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:55.680 Yeah, I like to work for it. And they're they're 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:58.600 chewy on the inside and a little coated on the end. 0:21:58.760 --> 0:21:59.720 Those are more coated. 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.679 Yeah, it's like a it's like a shell. It's like 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:03.520 a little egg shell. 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:05.679