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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, dude, sweetening. We haven't done that mt.

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Speaker 2: I know, we haven't been like there we get hot

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Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of hot, it's so hot god can California

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Speaker 1: Here's a report. Yeah, here's your weather report.

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Speaker 3: I know you all care, but we were thinking about it,

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Speaker 3: and no, here in La it has been like ninety

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Speaker 1: Like I've been about here too. It is. It's miserable,

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Speaker 1: not not cozy fall season. No, was it last week?

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Speaker 2: We were talking about the great storm and how it was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we did that. I was very much into it.

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Speaker 3: I was. I was like, oh, yeah, okay, finally it's here.

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Speaker 3: And then it was like, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: The weather was like holding my beer hot, right, it's

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Maddie was like, oh, I'm chilly here in Vegas

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Speaker 3: and we're like you're in hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I know. I never thought i'd be jealous of Vegas weather,

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Speaker 1: Right right, I know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little bit cooler there, a little bit. Well,

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Speaker 3: what else what other interesting things have you been doing?

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Speaker 3: Obviously other than observing the weather? How's your birding going.

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Speaker 3: Let's really get some excitement in there.

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Speaker 2: You know I haven't birded much. Well, I've been busy

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Speaker 1: So we decided to keep her. I know, well I

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Speaker 3: I was like, well the second you picked her up

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's a foster succeed well, true, true, I fail

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at adopting the dog. I mean like, at the.

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Speaker 3: End of the day, the goal is to get them adopted,

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Speaker 3: and it just happened to be you.

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Speaker 1: It happened to be me.

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Speaker 2: I know, she's so cute and I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I'm so hit, Like I haven't announced it anywhere.

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Speaker 1: I haven't told a whole lot of people. But you

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Speaker 1: haven't sent out Saved the Days yet. No, I haven't

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Speaker 3: God, but you need to get the photos done.

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Speaker 1: Have you weighed her? I mean, how long was she

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Speaker 2: Twenty one inches? She's long she's a long girl. Nose

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Speaker 2: just it feels it's still I guess. I guess in

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Speaker 2: I'm never going to be done grief.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't that just shifts and change, Grief doesn't end.

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Speaker 1: It's just right.

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Speaker 3: So I sometimes being able to give your love to

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Speaker 3: And I also think that we assume that we're spoke

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Speaker 1: And I think it is exactly you know what you needed.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's I guess I could just sit

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Speaker 2: And it's a roller coaster. And that's life.

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Speaker 1: You know, life is complicated.

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Speaker 3: That's life to good and bad exist all in the

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Speaker 3: Excited for you, Little, Welcome to the family?

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Speaker 1: No, she's just little. She's just little.

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Speaker 2: You can call her LB little okay, LB, A little

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Speaker 2: Uh, the newest member of the faner Rito's family, our

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Speaker 1: I don't remember my live today.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: We're hot, like it's it's between menopause and this heat wave.

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Speaker 1: What mouth tape when I sleep? I've heard of that.

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Speaker 1: It feels like a hoax. It feels like a fad.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I'm not even kidding. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: It's my mouth, get a sleep at me, all this

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I did it the other night, and I

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Speaker 3: And it's like a really nice It's got like a

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Speaker 3: And it's like really, it's like the really good bendy

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Speaker 2: But I've never done it because I thought it was

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Speaker 1: People to spend money. They don't need to know.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna see, I'm gonna I'm gonna see if if

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Speaker 3: it was just a happenstance that I felt better that day,

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Speaker 3: or if I can do this consistently, if I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, report back next week and tell us how you're

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Speaker 1: I mean to find the mouth tape first. How to

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Speaker 1: find it? So is it like a reusable thing or

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Speaker 3: Get a fresh thing every night?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, yeah, I know you wouldn't want to.

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Speaker 3: Plus, you know, reusing tape every night on your mouth,

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Speaker 1: That's a recipe for bacteria and mold, right yeah, oh.

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Speaker 3: God, yeah, some sort of mouth infection. But no, this

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Speaker 1: We're fascinating.

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Speaker 3: God, we're fascinating for elderly women us one mouth tape

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Speaker 3: Vity means something entirely different than actually breathing through your mouth.

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Speaker 3: I think personally, it's literal, like you're an unevolved ape.

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Speaker 1: Because you breathing your mouth.

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Speaker 3: I would appreciate it at least as long as it's

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Speaker 1: I just love that you tried it.

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Speaker 2: You tried it now you're a fan like you are.

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Speaker 2: the memories of our turkey brining adventures.

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Speaker 2: I've sent out the evite for my Thanksgiving. I've got

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Speaker 2: Michael's mom, a step mom, is going to be in town,

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, Brian spreading the Gospel of Brian

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Speaker 2: I mean, who knows it's I can teach all sorts of.

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Speaker 1: No, we watched the Briana Palooza on Andrew. Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: It's just so any It was so fun, so fun,

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Speaker 2: and I'm bummed that you'd like, don't really host things

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Speaker 2: I was like, that, will do you ever host it?

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Speaker 3: Well, the key is is the house that I live in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so interesting, okay, so kind.

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Speaker 3: There will suffer because I don't.

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Speaker 1: So it's not my problem. It doesn't apply to you anyway.

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Speaker 2: I want to Brian a urge with mescal. That would

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Speaker 1: Why is this such a thing? Why did you make

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Speaker 2: He probably wouldn't be as grossed out by the pulling

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Speaker 1: Right right? He'd be like, where's that mouth tape again?

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Speaker 2: Mouthap Jody and all of her friend.

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Speaker 3: No, No, he's just smart, and he's like, I'm going

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Speaker 1: I love you bye. He's so great.

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Speaker 2: Well, why don't we let's get into this show.

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Speaker 1: Like a real show, have or today? Bleep that one out?

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to how Rude Danerito's I'm Andrea Barber and

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Speaker 2: I'm Jody Sweeten.

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Speaker 1: Sw Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say like Jody e fn Sweeten and

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty driving Miss DJ.

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Speaker 2: It originally aired February twenty fifth, nineteen ninety two, and

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Speaker 2: it goes a little something like this. Newly permitted DJ

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Speaker 2: is eager to get behind the wheel, but she must

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Speaker 2: first go out with a licensed driver, and unfortunately, Danny

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Speaker 2: and Jesse proved to be rigid teachers. Meanwhile, Stephanie delight

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Speaker 2: in torturing an annoying Michelle. I definitely feel like Stephanie

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Speaker 2: has taken over, like you're now the DJ being annoyed

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Speaker 2: by the little sister, and Michelle has taken over Stephanie's role.

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Speaker 1: Right, Familiarity breeds contempt. You know, we're close.

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Speaker 3: Now because we're in the same room, and so it's like, God, really,

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Speaker 3: actually you were better across the wad.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand you now. Yeah right, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: It was directed by Joelswick, it was written by Mark Fink,

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Speaker 2: and we have one guest star, Maria Cava Yanni as Rita, Yes,

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Speaker 2: which I did not know, like I looked her up

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Speaker 1: Rita is Stephanie's friend of the week. And also I

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Speaker 1: am friends with Maria.

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Speaker 3: I haven't talked to her in years, so I should

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Speaker 3: say like, not, you know, close friends. But she lived

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Speaker 1: Would babysit her son.

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Speaker 3: All the time because Ria would be at work and

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't remember, I don't remember.

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Speaker 2: You know, but yeah, oh my gosh, what a small world.

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Speaker 2: People are gonna freak out. She was so good.

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Speaker 1: She was very cute.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sad, this is her only episode of full Loss,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, she did great. She has a smattering of

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Speaker 2: don't think she continued acting as an adult. We killed

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Speaker 2: that career again. I'm sorry, but I'm excited to know

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Speaker 2: that you guys have reunited since then.

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Speaker 1: That's super cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I haven't. Yeah, it's been years since I've seen her,

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Speaker 3: but I know she I think she has another kid

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So such a small world, Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: We start with the teaser in Joey's room. Joey puts

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Speaker 2: for it. On cute Michelle walks in and sees mister

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Speaker 2: I wish you were real. Hidden from sight, Joey gets

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Speaker 2: an idea. He responds back to Michelle and mister Woodchuck's.

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Speaker 1: Voice, I am real. She gasps, who.

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Speaker 2: Said that, and mister Woodchuck replies I did, But Michelle

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Speaker 3: If you stop the show right there, you could easily

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Speaker 3: I mean? Like you it'd just be like, did you

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Speaker 3: ever think he couldn't talk without me? And then mister

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Speaker 1: He goes on a rampage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very much like God, what was

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Speaker 3: I think it would great.

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Speaker 3: Just pause it right there and then cut to something

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Speaker 2: under the bed.

444
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 1: He's dead.

445
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then mister Wood was on a rampage. Yeah,

446
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 2: oh man, this is We're just in time for Halloween.

447
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 1: You know, we got exactly scary story.

448
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 2: So Michelle climbs onto the bed and she sees Joey

449
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,919
Speaker 2: hiding underneath the comforter. He says, in the Woodchuck voice,

450
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,679
Speaker 2: pay no attention to that man under the bed. But

451
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 2: she lifts up the comforter and scolds him, Joey, you're busted.

452
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 2: He finally ditches the facade and admits it was him,

453
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,520
Speaker 2: and Michelle hits him with her signature.

454
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 1: Duh, and this has become her catchphrase.

455
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,760
Speaker 2: I know it never caught on as much as uh,

456
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,600
Speaker 2: you got it, dude, but yeah.

457
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,919
Speaker 3: Well I also think uh was sort of it was

458
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,760
Speaker 3: a little more.

459
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 1: What's the word ubiquitous?

460
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 2: This kind of Yeah, everybody was saying there was not

461
00:20:51,240 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 2: everybody was saying, yeah, very true. So next Becky and

462
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 2: Jesse are in the living room with the twins. They

463
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 2: are humming the theme song from Bonanza as they bound.

464
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 1: Nanza was it television show.

465
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,399
Speaker 3: Decades before this that my father still likes to watch

466
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 3: Sam Oh love some give him some Westerns, but kids

467
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 3: even probably a lot of adults are aged. Yeah, Bonanza

468
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 3: was a Western show from like the sixties or something.

469
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, moost kids today would be like, what is that song?

470
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 2: Krem?

471
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: Probably from a TikTok.

472
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 2: So, Jesse tells them in a deep Western voice. Remember

473
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 2: cow kids, the very important code of the West. Always

474
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 2: keep your saddles dry, now you hear. Becky laughs and

475
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 2: suggests an idea they should get dressed up and take

476
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 2: an official family portrait. Jesse refuses this idea at first.

477
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 2: I hated that when I was a kid. I'm not

478
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: going to put NICKI and Alex through that kind of torture.

479
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 2: Becky smirks.

480
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 1: Come on, I saw your family portrait.

481
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,439
Speaker 2: You and your father looked adorable in those dad and

482
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 2: lad leisure suits. Jesse rolls his eyes, saying they looked

483
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 2: more like father and son hot tub salesman.

484
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: Now the vision. I have a question.

485
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 3: What I want to see this picture? I do, but

486
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 3: I also want to see this picture because wouldn't Pam

487
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 3: be in it?

488
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

489
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, why isn't No, you can't well if it's father's son.

490
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: But it's an official family photo. I hate it it.

491
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: Would they you know what I mean? Pam would be

492
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: in the fan and mom were Irene. Yeah, that's true.

493
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: Well right, I don't know this bo kid in this

494
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: Greek Italian family.

495
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: Pam is forgotten, Irene is forgotten. No, it's all about

496
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 2: the Catsopolis men. So that's all they like it. So

497
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: Becky pleads once more, and Jesse finally gives it, but

498
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 2: he has one condition. He wants his kids to look cool.

499
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: Becky assures him they will, and then sarcastically asks, where

500
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: are those lavender sailor suits. She's just twisting that knife,

501
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,959
Speaker 2: you know. She scoops up both of the babies and

502
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 2: exits the room. Then Danny walks through the door, looking

503
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: quite glum. Jesse asks how did it go? Did DJ

504
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 2: get her learners permit? Danny huffs it was a nightmare,

505
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 2: and Jesse realizes, oh, she flunked, but Danny tells him

506
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: no worse on cue, DJ darts into the room holding

507
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 2: a piece of paper as she triumphantly.

508
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: Shouts, I passed.

509
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 2: On. Kimmy, on the other hand, is frowning. I failed.

510
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

511
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 2: I copied every one of DJ's answers and I still

512
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: flunked the test. Jesse tells her that they give everyone

513
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 2: different tests, so no one can cheat, and Kimmy is

514
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: just completely flabberyting. Kimmy's like, news flash, I've never heard

515
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 2: this before. Yeah, and she concludes by saying that's what's

516
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 2: wrong with the world today. No one trusts anyone, and

517
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: she heads out the door.

518
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: Jimmy, she's just such a little Tommy.

519
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 3: She just she really she's just like, no, not my,

520
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 3: That's not my fault.

521
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: That's the world's fault.

522
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: This is this is the problem when you don't have

523
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: involved parents, like this is what happens.

524
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: Like that, she's left to her own devices. She's making

525
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: up her own roles. Yah knows what she was doing

526
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: during driver's ed paying your nails, you know, easily, easily.

527
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: So then DJ.

528
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 2: Turns to her dad and sticks her hand out. Okay,

529
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: let me have the keys. Danny scoffs, you just have

530
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 2: your permit. You can't drive a car unless there's a

531
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 2: licensed adult in the front seat with you. She shrugs, fine,

532
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: you can have shotgun.

533
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: Let's roll. But Danny is still hesitant. He doesn't think

534
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 1: she's ready yet.

535
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 2: DJ sizhs I took driver's head, I passed the written tests,

536
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: and I'm fifteen. The state of California says I'm ready

537
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 2: to drive. Danny jokes the state of California doesn't have

538
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 2: to sit in the front seat with you. My god,

539
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: I like I realized, I am Danny Tanner. This is

540
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 2: exactly how I was like arguing with my kids, not

541
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: wanting to teach them how to drive. This was me.

542
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: I totally related to Danny in this. See I was

543
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: not that at all. No, You're completely different.

544
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: You're not. You're you're calm, cool, collected.

545
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm hinged.

546
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 3: Yeah right, ironically, this is the this is Yeah.

547
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't.

548
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 3: And I think also like, uh uh So's dad was

549
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: like more like Danny, like stressed out, and yeah, I

550
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 3: knew like she would stress out of that. And I

551
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 3: was like, You're fine, you got it. Oh see now

552
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 3: mind you there have been times I've been like terrified

553
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: or been like you need to break way sooner than that,

554
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 3: for sure, Yeah.

555
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: For sure.

556
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: But uh but no, she said she's just pretty good.

557
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 3: See good, she has my car out to school right now.

558
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: So I would like to have some faith in that.

559
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta trust, you gotta trust.

560
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, I uh, every every new driver deserves one

561
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: parent or one one guardian who is calm and cool

562
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: and collected like that, right right, that was not me.

563
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I don't want to teach you

564
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: how to drive. Go ask your dad, go and go

565
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: ask anybody else. But I was the one stuck teaching them.

566
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: So it was horrib I hated it. That's the worst

567
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 2: part of.

568
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: Parenting for me, is teaching your kids how to drive.

569
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: Hated it made.

570
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 2: Me so anxious, it made them anxious.

571
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I don't be.

572
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: I don't know.

573
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: She hasn't been like super like I need to get

574
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: my license as much.

575
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: As like Zoe was. So we'll see what she If she's.

576
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: A little more like h I'll get it. Or if

577
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: she's like I want it because he's a little more

578
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: distracted than Zoe, I think, so that makes that makes

579
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 3: me a little more nervous, right but right, But I

580
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: also don't want to underestimator.

581
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: But I also don't want to overestimat her. You know

582
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah?

583
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 2: Is she?

584
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: What is she? Fifteen? Sixteen? What is she? He's fifteen?

585
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 2: Now he's fifteen, Okay, so she's right in there. I

586
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 2: was thinking this generation because my kids had no interest

587
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 2: in driving either until they like had to or they

588
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 2: were they were.

589
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: Zoe was was always like I can't want to do it.

590
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, mine were like they were seventeen by the

591
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: time they got their licenses.

592
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: They were just not Do you think.

593
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: You freaking out maybe had anything to do with it?

594
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: Do you think it was totally unrelated?

595
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 2: I know, I feel like a lot of kids they're

596
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: at their age, I just don't they don't.

597
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

598
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 3: They have Ubers, they have scooters, they have you know,

599
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: they don't they don't. Yeah, they don't have the the

600
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: like that's your only way to get out of your

601
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 3: house and be free. Yeah.

602
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have other options.

603
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 3: But although I mean, you know, Uber's expensive, gas isn't

604
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: and cars aren't.

605
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: But you know, like, yeah, I saw my chis. I'm like,

606
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, we aren't pay for all that, you know,

607
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: it's like extra charges. No, just drive yourself. Yeah no,

608
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: but our generation, you're right.

609
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 2: I was like two days after my birthday, I was

610
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 2: at the dmaking the test.

611
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 3: I know, I feel the test of hers. Oh you

612
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 3: did yeah, not the not the permit, but the driver's test.

613
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: Would you do did you hit a curb? No?

614
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: No, the lady said, I didn't drive defensively enough, so

615
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: I wasn't. She was like, you weren't looking in your

616
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: mirrors enough for what was happening behind you? And I

617
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 3: think I said something like, well, I thought that the

618
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: point was to look ahead where do you were going?

619
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, and I don't think that went overwhelm So

620
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 3: you talking back?

621
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: Well, I just was it was a question. She was like,

622
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: you didn't look in your rear view mirrors enough.

623
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: I was like, I mean, I thought forward was the

624
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 3: direction we were going, but pardon me, now, I do

625
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 3: know it is important to look in your mirrors, but

626
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: I failed to test Minerva.

627
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: Remember her name of this day? Wow, Minerva. Oh, if

628
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: you're listening, Minerva.

629
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: We yeah, if you're listening, personal, I need to know. Yeah,

630
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 3: let me know.

631
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: Was it just was? It was? I did you not

632
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: like Full House? Was that she hated?

633
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

634
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: The house? Maybe?

635
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

636
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

637
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 2: Anyways, So DJ is getting impatient, So Jesse jumps into help.

638
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: Danny.

639
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure when you were fifteen you were just dying

640
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: to get behind the wheel of your mom's pacer.

641
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: Didn't you guys know each other? But yeah, Danny had

642
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: DJ at nineteen. Yeah, yeah, that's true. They go to

643
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: elementary school together. Yeah, they did. I'm confused. It's joe

644
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: job to work.

645
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: That's why I know I know him. Never mind, Sorry,

646
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: Danny proudly shakes his head.

647
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: Not me.

648
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: I was perfectly happy taking the bus, and my dates

649
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: were very impressed with the extra leg room. DJ wines,

650
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: this is really cruel. Please don't make me beg Danny

651
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 2: finally agrees, and DJ eagerly tells him she's ready to go,

652
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: but Danny tries to prolong the inevitable let me shower, shave,

653
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: and then paint the house. DJ glares at him and

654
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: Jesse does the same. He complains that they're too uptight,

655
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: and he follows DJ out of the house. Next, in

656
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: the girls room, Steph and this random girl who's been

657
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 2: cast as your friend of the week and we'll never

658
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: see her again.

659
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: Read We were just trying them out, you know.

660
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: But it really it really drove home the point that

661
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: Steph doesn't have a friend. Like we're in season five

662
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 2: and Steph does not have like a Kimmi and you

663
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 2: need was were they.

664
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: Trying Rita or what's his name, Mattage?

665
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have either. Like I'm sad. There's no

666
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: duck face, there's.

667
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: No yeah, there's always stuff.

668
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, middle child syndrome here. So the girls are at

669
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: the table and Michelle walks in with her portable speaker

670
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: and microphone. Michelle boasts that she wrote a song about

671
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 2: a duck and a pig. Obviously, she gives them a

672
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: sneak peek, singing, oh, mister duck, Oh mister pig. Quack

673
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: quack quack quack wink wink wink wink. Rita cannot hide

674
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 2: her hatred, and Stephanie just lets out a sigh, begging

675
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: Michelle to leave them alone. Michelle doesn't listen and continues

676
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: with her pestering quacks. Steph explains Rita and I are

677
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: busy Tell fortunes, okay, and Michelle's eyes light up. Tell Mine,

678
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 2: Tell Mine. Rita silently shakes her head at the nuisance,

679
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: but Stephanie plays along in the near future, You'll be

680
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: singing a song about a duck and a pig out

681
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: in the hall. She shoves Michelle out of the room

682
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 2: and shuts the door. Rita is impressed at how easy

683
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 2: that was, but Steph knows that she will be back

684
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 2: on cue. Michelle storms in and says I'm back and

685
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: explains that she didn't get to finish her song, and

686
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: to everyone's dismay, she starts to quack and oink once more.

687
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: Steph comes up with a different solution. If you don't

688
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: get out right now, I'm going to call the Harry

689
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Scary Monster. Michelle holds, that's actually a great name, Harry

690
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 2: Scary Monster.

691
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: It's a great well, it's Harry s Monster on most

692
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: of his legal documents, you know.

693
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, but if it's the full name, yeah, Harry

694
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: Scary Monsters.

695
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: A monster, right, yes, yeah, when he writes his first novel,

696
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 2: that's gonna be his So Michelle rolls her eyes. She

697
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: doesn't believe it. Oh please, Steph does not let up.

698
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: All I have to do is say his name three times. Oh,

699
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: Harry Scary Monster. She points a finger at Michelle and

700
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: says that's one. Michelle's eyes go wide? Is he nice

701
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: like the Cookie Monster? Steph laps Are you kidding? He

702
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 2: scares the Cookie Monster because he's the Hairy scary Monster.

703
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: She reminds her. That's two, and Michelle panics. Oh.

704
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: Next comes three. Stephanie raises her arms like a monster

705
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: and begins to stay begins to say, here comes the

706
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: hairy scary Michelle throws up her arms and begs, don't

707
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: say it, and then she darts out of the room.

708
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 3: Is giving that the whole bloody Mary Candy Man vibes

709
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 3: three times in the corner, three times in the mirror,

710
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: and freak your friends out, and everyone would get to

711
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 3: like two and a half and then you'd run out

712
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: of the bathroom screaming at two in the morning, and

713
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 3: your mom would be.

714
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing right?

715
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 2: This is this is a classic like scary game. It's fantastic,

716
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. U I. You know, stuph is very crafty.

717
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: Steph is very she knows how to get her sister

718
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: out of the room.

719
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, I'll scare you. If you don't leave,

720
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: he'll terrify you and give you nightmares. Get out of

721
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: my room or our room.

722
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: So next Michelle is banging on Joey's door, shouting for help.

723
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: Joey opens the door and asks what's wrong. She quickly

724
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: runs inside and shrieks he's coming. Joey asks who's coming,

725
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 2: So Michelle frantically explains Stephanie said there was a hairy

726
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: scary monster. She gasps when she realizes, oh no, I

727
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: said it and covers her mouth. Joey laughs and assures

728
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 2: her that there is no such thing as a hairy

729
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 2: scary monster. Michelle starts to pay again. That's two, one

730
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: more time and he comes. Joey calmly tells her, you

731
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: gotta trust me on this one. I'm going to say

732
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: it one more time and you'll see that nothing is

733
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 2: going to happen. She runs over to the bed, plops

734
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 2: herself right next to him, grabs onto his arm, and

735
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 2: covers her eyes before saying, Okay, go ahead. Joey says

736
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 2: Harry Scary Monster for the third time and tells her

737
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: to open her eyes.

738
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 3: I really thought that, like the lights were going to

739
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 3: go off or something. I really thought there was going

740
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: to be a moment, and I was like.

741
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's right. This isn't actually a scary movie.

742
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: This is full house.

743
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: This is right, it's not a horror film yet.

744
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 3: Basically, I was really believing in the Harry Scary Monster

745
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: is what it came down to, and I.

746
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: Was very disappointed.

747
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, sadly, you know. Michelle peeks through her hand, scans

748
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: the room. Sure enough, there is nothing. She admits what

749
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: a rip off. Joey starts to put the puzzle pieces

750
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 2: together and asks Michelle if she was bugging Stephanie when

751
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: she told her about this Harry scary monster. Michelle hesitates,

752
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: it's possible, Joey confirms, I think Stephanie just played a

753
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: little joke on you to.

754
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: Get rid of you. So don't you.

755
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: Think you should forgive and forget? Michelle shouts, what are

756
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: you nuts? I'm getting them back, and Joey's sighs, what

757
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 2: was I thinking?

758
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: This is a cute show? No she is. She holds

759
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: a grudge.

760
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a Tanner, right, she holds a grudge first, Yeah,

761
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: she will never let this go. Yeah. Next, we are

762
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: in an empty parking lot. Danny is driving his car

763
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: with the DJ riding shotgun. He boasts about his own

764
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: smooth driving and even mentions that he filled up the

765
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: gas tank for.

766
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: Her in a Ford Taurus.

767
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: Car, which, by the way, is the car that my

768
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: mom bought like season two of Full House. Oh as

769
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: like an upgrade because we had like a nineteen seventy

770
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: six blue Mercury Montigo that was a boat that we

771
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 3: were driving up there the first season, and so we

772
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 3: upgraded to the tourists and that color too, that it

773
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 3: is like champagne something.

774
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was that was that was high class

775
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: back in the tourists.

776
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: Man, back in the day.

777
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a like it's such a Danny Tanner car.

778
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: Like remember when the seats were velvet like that. Oh yeah,

779
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: but that velveteen.

780
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, this is just it's so it's so

781
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two, right, oh man. So Danny parks the

782
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: car and they both get out to switch seats. They

783
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: stop in front of the car and dj is ready

784
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 2: for him to hand over the keys, but Danny would

785
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: like to go over a few small details.

786
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 1: First.

787
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 2: He points out the hood of the car, the headlights,

788
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: the bumper, and then he flicks off a dead bug.

789
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 2: Ja impatiently asks for the keys once more, and he

790
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: reluctantly hands them over. Danny proceeds to be on high alert,

791
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: noticing everything she's doing, from opening the car door to

792
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: putting on a seat belt.

793
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: Then do you think, isn't it like standards and practices.

794
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: Don't think you have to like say, hey, put on

795
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 2: your seat belt or make a reference to putting on

796
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: your seat belt.

797
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 3: You don't have to make a reference to it, but

798
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 3: you do have to have it on if the car

799
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 3: is moving.

800
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to have it on, but you

801
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: don't have to verbally say anything about it.

802
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, As long as as long as when you're

803
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 3: pictured and the car is moving or supposed to be

804
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 3: in motion and you have a seatbelt on, that's.

805
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: The Yeah, that's the that's the law.

806
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 3: That's the rule, unless it's you know, like an action film,

807
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 3: and then I think seatbelt rules.

808
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: Go out of the window.

809
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 3: They get that wait, hold on, but okay, yeah, no

810
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 3: it doesn't.

811
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: That's not that. Safety first, you know, safety right, put

812
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: on armor plating to rob.

813
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: A bank, to die in a car accident, you know, come.

814
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: On safety first.

815
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: So then DJ turns on the car and Danny immediately

816
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: stops her because there's something she forgot. DJ realizes, oh,

817
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: she forgot music. So she turns the radio on and

818
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: we see that Danny's choice of music is classical. DJ

819
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: changes it to rock music, which puts Danny on edge

820
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: even more so relatable, like I feel like I felt this.

821
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 2: I felt every bit of Danny's stress. I was like,

822
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: you don't need music. Why are you turning on the radio.

823
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: There's just no need.

824
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: Right, Well, I let her start putting the radio on

825
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 3: it not at loud volumes, which I'm sure she does now,

826
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 3: but like reasonable volumes, because I was like, you need

827
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 3: to get used to being in the car with me

828
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 3: talking to you and there's background noise of a radio

829
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 3: and like you you know, I was like, that's a little.

830
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: Bit of trial by fire. Yeah, I mean I get

831
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: I get it. And then I just lit off a

832
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: firecracker in the.

833
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 2: Car, Like how many ways can I just? I was like, hey,

834
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: you know, she's got to be prepared for everything.

835
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Right.

836
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 3: She was great, She pulled over, got out of car perfect.

837
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: She changes to rock music.

838
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: Danny's still on edge and DJ reminds him I have

839
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: to learn to drive with music like a normal person.

840
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: But Danny argues, I don't want you driving like a

841
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: normal person.

842
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: I want you driving like me. Just follow my instructions.

843
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: I get this.

844
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 2: I want my kids to drive like me, and I

845
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: drive like a slow little grandma, like I'm.

846
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: See, I want my kids to drive like me, which

847
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: is no, you drive very defensively.

848
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 2: Now, for for all of the tests that you didn't

849
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: pass because you were driving defensively, you drive very here.

850
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: I am proving my point. Yeah, see, lady, not enough

851
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: take that. Yeah, but no I have.

852
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 3: I mean, and I've noticed, but I've been in the

853
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: car with Zoe that like some of the little things

854
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: I've said or like paid attention to about like some

855
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: of the worst things you can do, which is like

856
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: be the slowest driver getting on the you know thing,

857
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 3: all this stuff.

858
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: She's pretty good at it. Sorry, I'm impressed. I have

859
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: no doubt.

860
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: You're a good teacher. You're a good defensive driver teacher.

861
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: And you're calm, which is the most important thing, unlike

862
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 2: Danny and me. So Danny instructs DJ to adjust the

863
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: mirror and get her radar out and examine the big picture.

864
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 2: She needs to watch out for any traffic and any

865
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: cattle crossing the road, do you Jay?

866
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: Remind me him? Are they going out Tomato? I mean,

867
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: how far?

868
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: Are they going?

869
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: Cattle in San Francisco?

870
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: Right? So, uh, Danny does not like DJ questioning him,

871
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: so she abides by his instructions and even.

872
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: Adjusts her the little car the car litter bag.

873
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: That's not bad, like having a little trash bag in

874
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: the car does.

875
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: It's actually quite help.

876
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: I don't judge that so Danny tries to end the

877
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 2: lesson after all this, but DJ refuses because she hasn't

878
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 2: even actually driven the car yet. Danny hesitantly moves them

879
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: on to lesson number two. He tells her to put

880
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: the hand at ten and two on the wheel and unsetting.

881
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: Nine and three. Now they've moved it. That's what you

882
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: told me. But I don't I.

883
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: Believe that they moved it down a little bit because

884
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 3: you're more apt to get like a broken wrist or

885
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: like hit yourself in the face from the airbag deploying.

886
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 3: If you're out a little bit wider, it's not quite

887
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 3: as uh yeah, I think a little bit too.

888
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, up a little two up, I still do it.

889
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: I prefer ten and two to nine and three. So

890
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: I am going to I'm a ten and tour. That's

891
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: just I'm I'm not.

892
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: Going to Strett Actually, that's that's where I like to settle.

893
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: Danny gives her a step by step commands, and she

894
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 2: puts her foot on the brake before carefully moving the

895
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 2: car into drive. She lightly pushes on the accelerator like

896
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: Danny tells her to, but she accidentally revs the engine

897
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: too fast, and Danny starts screaming, put it in.

898
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: Park, put it in park. DJ does this, she's told.

899
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 2: And she shouts you you are making me so tense.

900
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 2: He counters tense is good. It will keep you alert.

901
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: He calms himself down and apologizes before asking her to

902
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: go again, and this time he tells her not to

903
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: step on the gas pedal at all. The car slowly

904
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: inches forward, and he says, let's just master the fine

905
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: art of riding the break. Okay.

906
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: DJ is obviously impatient and jokes at a snail just

907
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: passed them out of nowhere.

908
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: He screams, wait stop.

909
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: DJ slams on the brakes, and he points out that

910
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: she's heading right for a tree. DJ squints into the distance.

911
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: You can't mean that tree on the other end of

912
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 2: the lot. I'm nowhere near it, and you get that

913
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: lovely wide shot. So Danny clarifies. I didn't say you

914
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: were near it. I asked if you saw it.

915
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: DJ, you are never going to learn if you don't

916
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: listen to me. DJ argues that he doesn't want her

917
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: to learn. Danny calls her too emotional to drive and

918
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: demands that she get out of the driver's seat. Oh, Danny, related.

919
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: I get it, Danny, I get it, like it's so

920
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 2: stressful like this, he's not making the situation any better.

921
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: I get it, like, this is why, Yeah, Danny and

922
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: me should not teach children to drive.

923
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: So your idea of operating running a driving school, uh

924
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 3: that you're going to open next year, really probably is

925
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 3: a great idea that's not on my career path.

926
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so DJ says fine. They both get out of

927
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: the car, and the two of them are going back

928
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 2: and forth saying fine, fine, Fine, over and over again

929
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: as they switch places, but DJ opts to sit in

930
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: the back seat instead of the passenger seat.

931
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 1: This time. She explains, I'm really not in the mood

932
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: to sit next to you.

933
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: You don't trust me, you don't want me to drive,

934
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: you don't want to help me, so just please leave

935
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 2: me alone, and Danny sarcastically responds, this went well and

936
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: drives out of the parking lot.

937
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: That moment I can relate to a lot that the

938
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 3: moment of, like this went great, Like wow, yeah, that

939
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 3: was exactly what I had pictured. Someone's crying might be me, Yeah,

940
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 3: someone's got their air pods in crying and backseat won't

941
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 3: look at God.

942
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is.

943
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: Like we were just supposed to go out and go

944
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 3: have a nice dinner.

945
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 2: Yes, you're like, no, it's all gone, It's all gone crap.

946
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: I think that was a very relatable first driving lesson

947
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 2: scene though, like that, like it happens more often than not.

948
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 3: Definitely a driver like me, No, I definitely think that

949
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: is a lot of parents reaction.

950
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: To the driving thing.

951
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: This is why I will just I will pay for

952
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: the extra driving lessons behind the wheel lessons like to

953
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: have a stranger teach you please.

954
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: I for that the official part of it. I was like, yeah, yeah,

955
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna do all of this.

956
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: But like we did some parking lots, we did some

957
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 3: neighborhood we you know, we did a little things.

958
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: But now triple A, yeah, thank you driving school.

959
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: They're doing the Lord's work by teaching or child how

960
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: to try so. Back in the living room, Becky is

961
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 2: setting up the camera for their family photo and tells

962
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: Jesse that he can bring in the boys, and to

963
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: absolutely no one's surprise, Jesse and the babies are dressed

964
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: in matching biker outfits with red do rags on their heads, with.

965
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 3: Michelle like a few Seasons agame, like Jessie stopped buying

966
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 3: children leather jackets.

967
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: Stop it.

968
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 2: It's a funny visual like it is, it is funny, jessepolis.

969
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: So.

970
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 2: Becky wonders, what have you done to my babies, and

971
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 2: he tells her I took them down to the Harley shop.

972
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 2: They opened a new department, takes on bikes. Becky asks

973
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 2: about the do rags, and Jesse admits, I don't want

974
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: everyone to know my kids are baldies. He's really got

975
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: this hang up with the bald babies.

976
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: Jacket and the.

977
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 3: Unhinged. They're like six months five months old, you know, Yeah,

978
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: I know.

979
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: Becky reminds him a lot of babies are bald, but

980
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 2: Jesse responds, not me. When I was born, the doctor

981
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 2: smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.

982
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: She laughs, well I do. I have to admit you

983
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: guys do look awfully cute.

984
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 2: They all sit down for their family picture and Jesse

985
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: tells Nikky to do the Elvis lip and he manually

986
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 2: lifts the baby's lip while he strikes the same boats.

987
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 1: So stupid, so stupid. I had to laugh. Becky sighs, sorry,

988
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: mom and the cat.

989
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 2: Or Becky, She's like, what I do She knows exactly

990
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: who she married. She knows, so then DJ storms in.

991
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: Jesse asks how the driving lesson went, and DJ angrily

992
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 2: points at Danny and says, ask him. Danny answers, she's

993
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 2: got a serious attitude problem, and DJ scoffs me.

994
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: He was screaming at me like a maniac.

995
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 2: Danny fires back, excuse me, but that's a natural reaction

996
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: when someone is hot rotting.

997
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: She's hot riting, but like two miles an.

998
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,479
Speaker 3: Hour, right, right, she barely touched she was writing the brain.

999
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 3: One time she touched it. It was a little sensitive, right,

1000
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 3: and that was it.

1001
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: This argument moves into the kitchen and Jesse tells Becky

1002
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: that he has to go take care of this. Becky

1003
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 2: playfully tells the twins now that he's gone, what do

1004
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: you say we play a game hide the do rags,

1005
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 2: and she carries the boys upstairs. In the kitchen, Danny's

1006
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: voice is still raised as he tells his daughter that

1007
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: cops have actually stopped him to compliment his driving, and

1008
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: DJ asks if they were on foot.

1009
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: The comebacks are just amazing in this episode. Yes, like

1010
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: the digs, the little I just loved all of it

1011
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: so funny. Yeah, this was a good one.

1012
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 2: Then Jesse hops in and tells Danny teaching someone to

1013
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 2: drive should be a fun thing, and DJ lights up,

1014
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: you really think so? Jesse nods, so she takes this

1015
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 2: as an offer and gives him a big hug while

1016
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 2: thanking him. Jesse hesitates and asks if she actually wants

1017
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: him to teach her. She questions, who better? You know

1018
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: everything about cars? You're a road warrior.

1019
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: Jesse driving.

1020
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: Oh yes, god right, this is a terrible idea. Also,

1021
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 2: Jesse appreciates this compliment, but first he asks Danny if

1022
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 2: he would be okay with that. Good Jesse good ask

1023
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 2: for permission from the parent first. Danny admits, I don't know,

1024
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 2: deej Do you really want to learn to drive from

1025
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: a guy that's stressed like a pirate? Jesse tells him

1026
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: it's a do rag, but he takes it off and

1027
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: insists you can trust me. I'm a father now, But

1028
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 2: if you want to take her out again, Danny quickly

1029
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 2: says no, no, no, I trust you, and DJ gives him

1030
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 2: a big hug.

1031
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: In things, she and.

1032
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: Jesse start walking out of the house for their lesson,

1033
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: and he asks what she has learned so far. DJ

1034
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 2: admits she only knows how to secure the litter bag

1035
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: and check for cattle. Jesse responds, well, if a cow

1036
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 2: has to throw away a gum wrapper, you'll be ready

1037
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: once they're gone. Danny calls Governor Pete Wilson as a concern.

1038
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: Back in the day. Oh boy, Wilson. He says he

1039
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: would like to raise the driving age to thirty five.

1040
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: Yes, Danny, yes, we need to raise the driving age.

1041
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: Maybe not thirty five, but I think they should raise

1042
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: the driving age to eighteen. Really. I mean, I know

1043
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 2: that puts it's more taxing on parents who still have

1044
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: to cart their kids around, But I don't know, man,

1045
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 2: sixteen just seems really young. Yes, I am a nervous,

1046
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: paranoid driver, and I just don't want to ever be

1047
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 2: in a.

1048
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: Car with my kids again ever.

1049
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's that. Is that on the record now? Okay,

1050
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 3: officially it's on the record. Andrea will never be in

1051
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 3: a car with her children again. Well, not with them,

1052
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: not with them driving. No, I will take over and

1053
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 3: be the neurotic driver.

1054
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 5: Got it.

1055
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: Glad we got that clarified. Okay.

1056
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: Good. Back in the girls room, Steph and Rita are

1057
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: on Steph's bed, reading an article about Doogie Howser where

1058
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 2: he spills all of his secrets, not.

1059
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: All of them.

1060
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: Then Michelle walks in carrying pom poms as she announces

1061
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: guess what, I'm a cheerleader rita size, and Stephanie shakes

1062
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 2: her head. Not now, Michelle, but Michelle has no trouble

1063
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: ignoring her. She shouts her made up ABC cheer and

1064
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 2: Stephanie has had enough. She gets off the bed and

1065
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 2: yells give me an oh u tea out out way out. Instead,

1066
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 2: Michelle sits on the ground and refuses to leave, reminding

1067
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: Stiffanie that this is her room too, So Stephanie threatens

1068
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 2: to call the Harry Scary Monster again. She calls him once,

1069
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 2: but Michelle isn't scared. She calls him twice and Michelle

1070
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: continues to sit on the ground with a big grin

1071
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 2: on her face. After she says it three times, nothing happens,

1072
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 2: and Michelle taunts, well, well, well look who's not here.

1073
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 2: The jig is up. Steph has to admit there's no monster. Regardless,

1074
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: she still wants Michelle out of the room, so she

1075
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: opens the door for her to leave and finds a

1076
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: Harry Scary Monster on the other side. It growls at Steph,

1077
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 2: which sends her screaming and running under the bed, while

1078
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 2: Rita hides in the closet. Michelle grins at the monster

1079
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: and says, thank you, Joey. He takes off the mask

1080
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: and gives her.

1081
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: A high five. You're welcome.

1082
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 2: Steph scrambles out from under the bed and tries to

1083
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: play it off. Oh, Joey, we knew it was you

1084
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 2: all along, right, Rita. But Rita shouts heck no. So

1085
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 2: Joey teaches them the lesson of the day. You guys

1086
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 2: are all even now, so let's call a truce. Steph,

1087
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 2: no more scaring Michelle. Michelle, when Stephanie's in here with

1088
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: her friends, you have to give her space.

1089
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: Deal.

1090
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 2: The girls agree and they shake on it.

1091
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: So simple, I know, right, this is so simple. You

1092
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, yep, we're going to do that.

1093
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 3: And you're like, that's such a great dream.

1094
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's simple in theory, but in practice, kids, right,

1095
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 2: telling your kids don't scare each other?

1096
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: Oh sure, okay, right, this will last. Do you know

1097
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: that I get out of them? Why would I give that?

1098
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 2: So Joey hands the mask over to Michelle and she

1099
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: puts it on. He tells the girls they need to

1100
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: howl on it, so they.

1101
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 1: Let out their best. She will howl.

1102
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh, this is the first documented Uh, Stephanie, she will help.

1103
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You're you're missing a couple of she wolves.

1104
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I'm just waiting. But maybe this was

1105
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: ruminating around and I was like, this, this could work,

1106
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: this could work to bring back the wolf. I don't know.

1107
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember who suggested this the wolf idea.

1108
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: I think it was Kimmy because it was so dumb,

1109
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 2: like who howls as forty something women?

1110
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: Kimmy, So kim Joey. It could be Joey. He's which,

1111
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: by the.

1112
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 3: Way, his part down the middle in this episode, I

1113
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 3: was like, are we trying a new hairstyle?

1114
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: What is this? It wasn't the best. It wasn't the best.

1115
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 3: He was trying to figure out what to do with

1116
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,959
Speaker 3: the mullet, and but parting a mullet down the middle

1117
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 3: is never His hair.

1118
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: Is just so long.

1119
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 2: It's like, no, just chop it off like that hairstyle

1120
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 2: season five. Hair never really worked for Dave and he

1121
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 2: just needed to cut it in the parking lot DJ's

1122
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: in the driver's seat of Jesse's red Mustang and he

1123
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 2: gives her a quick rundown of the car. He calls

1124
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: her Mustang Sally and boasts that there are only eleven

1125
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 2: hundred of these cars in the whole country.

1126
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: But how does he afford this? I don't know this

1127
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: car and park it?

1128
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 3: And also this isn't Bullet, but it's just another red Mustang.

1129
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: Will you notice that there's another.

1130
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 3: Red convertible, the red convertibles and every car.

1131
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 2: There's a There's got to be a theory in here somewhere,

1132
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 2: because the Tanners have really bad luck with red convertibles,

1133
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: not only Bullet going into the bay, but then this

1134
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 2: car gets gets scratched. And then when Joey buys a

1135
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 2: car for DJ, isn't that a red car too?

1136
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: May? I think so? And then the car that you

1137
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: backed into the kitchen kitchen, that's a Joey's. That was Joey's.

1138
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: That was Joey's red car. That was Joey's red car.

1139
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so this is like, so they all have

1140
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: the red classic car.

1141
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 3: These people are affording classic cars, and then the carrier

1142
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 3: classic cars, uh with.

1143
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: Ease, yeah, you know, and then not taking care of them.

1144
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 3: Then then they I guess all that money you save

1145
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 3: on rent, you know, they.

1146
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 2: Can buy all of the red convertibles in San Francisco.

1147
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: So Jesse tells her in a casually casual way, driving

1148
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 2: should be a very calm, cool, soothing experience. Now turn

1149
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 2: the key and let's cruise. DJ turns on the car

1150
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: and Jesse admires, oh, listen to that baby perr. She's

1151
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 2: talking to you, DJ, You hear her. DJ smiles, Yeah,

1152
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: she's saying I should have learned to drive with you

1153
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 2: in the first place. Uncle Jesse, you're the coolest, and

1154
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: he grins. I know, it's just something I've learned to

1155
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: live with. And then he continues the lesson before you

1156
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 2: put it in drive, I want you to feel the vibrations.

1157
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: Listen to Sally. That way you become the car, and

1158
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 2: in turn, the car becomes you. He's very zen and

1159
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 2: like this whole this whole scene, right well, the only thing. Yeah,

1160
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 2: he's the antithesis of Danny's manic right, yeah, exactly. So

1161
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 2: DJ puts the car and drive and things are looking good.

1162
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 2: Jesse instructs her to go all the way to the

1163
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 2: lamp post and she can't believe that he's letting her

1164
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 2: leave the parking lot. Before she takes that big step,

1165
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 2: she asks, is there anything I should know before making

1166
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 2: my very first turn? Jesse continues to be cool as

1167
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 2: a cucumber. Sally will tell you simply feel it. DJ

1168
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 2: starts the right turn, but she's way too close to

1169
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 2: the lamp post. He calmly reminds her to feel it,

1170
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: but she doesn't know how to make a turn. She

1171
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 2: accidentally grinds the right side of the car against the post,

1172
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: and Jesse's calm demeanor evaporates. DJ stops the car and

1173
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 2: jumps out to assess the damage. Jesse tearfully reminds himself

1174
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: it's just a car. It's just a car. DJ apologizes

1175
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: and says she feels terrible, but she promises to do

1176
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 2: better tomorrow. Jesse looks off in the distance and nervously

1177
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 2: mouths tomorrow.

1178
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 1: Oh, Jess. To be fair, he's not exactly a great

1179
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: teacher either. No, he's taking She's like, is there anything

1180
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: I should know? And he's like, nah, just roll with it.

1181
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 2: That's also not helpful, Yeah that he No, she needed

1182
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 2: more instruction.

1183
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere in the middle, maybe Joey Joey somewhere we

1184
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 3: got to meet in the middle of just let it

1185
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: go and strangle it. You know.

1186
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 2: I feel like Jesse was too focused on being cool,

1187
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: like being the cool, calm collected just never you wouldn't

1188
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 2: do that more concerned with how he looks.

1189
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

1190
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: So back in the living room, Danny is watching a

1191
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 2: car chase on TV and wincing at every scene. Finally

1192
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 2: he has the common sense to turn it off, and

1193
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,919
Speaker 2: that's when DJ walks in. Danny is relieved to see

1194
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,479
Speaker 2: that she's okay and asks how everything went. She tells

1195
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 2: him everything was fine, and he gives her a hug.

1196
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: She continues except for the accident. Danny pulls away and shouts,

1197
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 2: you got in an accident. She assures him nobody got hurt.

1198
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 2: I just put a teeny tiny scratch on Mustang Sally.

1199
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 2: That's when Jesse walks in, looking absolutely devastated. DJ turns

1200
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 2: to him and asks, everything's okay, right, Uncle Jesse. He

1201
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: continues to try and play it cool. It's just a car.

1202
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: Danny voices his regret, saying he never should have let

1203
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: her go out. DJ questions, why can't you be cool

1204
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 2: about this? Like uncle Jesse, he's taking me out again tomorrow,

1205
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 2: and Jesse nervously chimes in, you know, I was thinking,

1206
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: what's the rush? I mean, San Francisco has such an

1207
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 2: excellent public transportation system, Like I always say, there's no

1208
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: place like a bus to make new friends. DJ accuses

1209
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: him of sounding just like Danny. Then Kimmy runs in

1210
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 2: and exclaims, I passed the test. I got my learners permit.

1211
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 2: It was amazing. I took home the manual, I read

1212
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: the stuff inside, and then when I took the test,

1213
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 2: I remembered the stuff that I read.

1214
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 3: Maybe Kimmy has like a what is it an adetic

1215
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 3: memory or whatever.

1216
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: Maybe she has like a fully visual not identic, but

1217
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: like a visual visual Yeah see those right?

1218
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's she She just never actually opens the book.

1219
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: She never she had never actually read the book before,

1220
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 2: and she could be brilliant, and it's all been hiding

1221
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 2: under that neon. Uh So DJ breaks the news that

1222
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 2: she studied, and Kimmy is amazed.

1223
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: Is that what I did?

1224
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 3: Wow?

1225
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 2: And my owl pellet bangs are still in full effect here.

1226
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: They're getting there.

1227
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,959
Speaker 2: It's getting more nesty by the day.

1228
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah than a horn honks.

1229
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: Outside, and Kimmy tells everyone that her dad has taken

1230
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 2: her out for a driving lesson. As she walks out

1231
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 2: the door, she laughs, what a joker. He's wearing a blindfold,

1232
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 2: DJ Side, I mean that's one way to deal with

1233
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: the stress.

1234
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you just go. I'm not here. I

1235
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: don't see it. I don't see it, right, DJ Size.

1236
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 2: For the first time in my life, I wish I

1237
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: was a Gibbler. All I want to do is be

1238
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 2: able to drive a car like everyone else in America.

1239
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: Why are you guys making this so hard for me?

1240
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 2: Danny sits next to her and admits he's just trying

1241
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: to protect her. He recalls, when you learn to walk,

1242
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 2: I covered the whole house in foam rubber. I can't

1243
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 2: foam rubber all of San Francisco.

1244
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: I know, I got.

1245
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 2: Estimates if anything ever happened to you, I don't know

1246
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 2: what I'd do. Now. We don't know yet that Pam

1247
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 2: died in a car accident, right, so yeah, we do, No,

1248
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: I think we find that out. We don't find that

1249
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 2: out untill later when Kimmy gets drunk and tries to drive,

1250
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 2: and then we find out Pam was killed by a

1251
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 2: drunk driver.

1252
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 3: I thought we are I thought we I thought we

1253
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 3: knew that Pam died in.

1254
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: A car accident.

1255
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 2: Oh but we don't know that it's a drunk.

1256
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: It's a drunk driver.

1257
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,919
Speaker 3: But but we But I think we've established that Pam

1258
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 3: died in a car accident.

1259
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: Established that. Okay, Okay, well.

1260
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I could be wrong, but I feel like

1261
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 3: somewhere along the line, it was something about like at

1262
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: least we've.

1263
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 2: Mentioned mentioned that it was a car, car car accident. Think, okay,

1264
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: so maybe it's later. It's just like I could be

1265
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: what do I know?

1266
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: I know you're right, Oh my god.

1267
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, I wasn't for sure, so I was

1268
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: just speaking authoritarity.

1269
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 2: We then but then, okay, this actually does prove my point.

1270
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 2: They did remember it, Yeah, because Danny should have brought

1271
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: up that part of his neuroses isn't just because he's

1272
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 2: Danny Tanner, but it's because his wife died in a car.

1273
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: So that that's my sister also dies in a car.

1274
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: They're the same person.

1275
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 2: Legitim meant reasons to be very about teaching. Yeah, but no,

1276
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 2: they never mentioned the dead mom mentioned.

1277
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 3: No.

1278
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, this would have been a perfect time just to

1279
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: throw put in one throwaway line. That's what I would

1280
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 2: have done. But yeah, that she cannot be mentioned, like

1281
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 2: she can only be mentioned well.

1282
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 3: Because if you start bringing up Pam, then people are

1283
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 3: gonna be like, that's.

1284
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: Right, she's your sister and you're how wait.

1285
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: A minute and there yeah, yeah, they're like right.

1286
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 2: Up the audience putting the pieces together right right, Just

1287
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 2: keep them naive. So DJ tells Danny that she will

1288
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 2: be fine, but Danny argues, but there's a lot of

1289
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 2: bad drivers out there, emphasizing Kimmy Gibbler is on the

1290
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 2: road right now. Jesse chimes in with his two cents.

1291
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 2: I understand how your dad's feeling. I mean, since the

1292
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 2: day my kids were born, I haven't stopped worrying about them.

1293
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 2: DJ appreciates their care but wonders what am.

1294
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: I supposed to do?

1295
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 2: Ride a bike for the rest of my life? Danny jokes,

1296
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 2: how about a horse? I'm sorry that I'm.

1297
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: Sure Gok is still out there.

1298
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 2: Go well, yes, there are too many steps of too

1299
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 2: many Victorian houses, and so rocket yes.

1300
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: To park a horse in a living room again a lot.

1301
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: DJ laughs and reminds him that he needs to let

1302
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 2: go Danny size, I know I have a hard time

1303
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 2: letting go, but now I have to let go of you.

1304
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: At fifty five miles.

1305
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 2: An hour, DJ reminds him, the more I practice, the

1306
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 2: better driver I'm going to be. Jesse steps in and

1307
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 2: tells Danny she's right. He adds, somebody's got to teach her.

1308
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: It's either us or Misster Gibbler. Danny immediately says, I

1309
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: vote for us. They all hug it out. Danny promises

1310
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 2: this time he won't be so tense, and Jesse promises

1311
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,439
Speaker 2: he'll try not to be so laid back. DJ wants

1312
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 2: to start driving right away and asks whose car they

1313
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 2: should take. Jesse and Danny both point to each other

1314
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 2: and say his. Jesse gives in, fine, we'll take mine.

1315
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 2: I mean, considering I trust her more than you. Danny

1316
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 2: defends himself, what are you talking about. I trust her

1317
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: just as much as you do. Jesse smiles, Fine, we'll

1318
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 2: take yours, and Danny agrees. He eventually realizes that he

1319
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: just got played and follows after DJ and Jesse. They

1320
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 2: leave the living room for DJ's third driving lesson altogether.

1321
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 3: Prking all these cars has got to be a nightmare,

1322
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 3: have you tried to find parking for one car in

1323
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 3: San Francisco. No, it's impossible.

1324
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't find one, let alone three.

1325
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they don't have a garage anymore because it's now.

1326
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: The record now, I'm a recording studio.

1327
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 2: So maybe they're parking them all in the backyard like

1328
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 2: they just shape shit the bard.

1329
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, the backyard.

1330
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 3: There's a parking lot there for the hiking trails, so

1331
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 3: they yeah, yes, thinking that's.

1332
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 1: What it is, right, Okay, got it? Take advantage of

1333
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: that backyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1334
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1335
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 2: So finally on a neighborhood road, DJ, Jesse, and Danny

1336
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 2: are packed into Danny's car and DJ asks if they're ready.

1337
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 2: Danny responds, oh, yeah, we're cool. Calm and belt it

1338
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 2: in really tight. Jesse chimes in, whatever you do, don't

1339
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 2: use the feel it method. Just pull out and take

1340
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 2: it nice and easy. Started there, right, Danny jumps in,

1341
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 2: But not too easy. You have to drive defensively. Jesse says, yeah,

1342
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: you do, but you don't want to be tight.

1343
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah you failure, Desk tell you you didn't drive defensively.

1344
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 2: The guys start bickering back and forth, and Danny asks,

1345
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 2: are you calling me uptight, Jesse clarifies uptight, paranoid whatever. Finally,

1346
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 2: DJ interjects, if you boys don't behave all turn this

1347
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 2: car right around and goes straight home. They both apologize,

1348
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 2: and DJ proceeds with her lesson. She checks her mirrors,

1349
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,439
Speaker 2: signals and looks over her shoulder before pulling out into

1350
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: traffic for the very first time. She squeals, I'm really driving.

1351
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: I love it.

1352
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 2: Jesse admits she's pretty good hut Danny, and Danny responds, yeah,

1353
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 2: I'm actually feeling good about this. DJ's getting pretty confident,

1354
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 2: so she asks can I turn on the radio, and

1355
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 2: they both say no in unison as DJ continues to

1356
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 2: drive up the neighborhood street and that's our show.

1357
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 3: No. I So my question is they already got her

1358
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 3: on the street with there's other cars, so.

1359
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: It's traffic, right.

1360
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 3: She hasn't even mastered the art of gas break yet.

1361
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: No, she hasn't mastered the parking lot yet.

1362
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 3: Right, So I'm like, this feels again like an even

1363
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 3: worse choice, like no, no, no, no, no no, no, we

1364
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 3: should still be in the parking lot.

1365
01:05:59,040 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: I totally agree.

1366
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:03,919
Speaker 3: Maybe now we're just learning how to make a big

1367
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 3: circle or something.

1368
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she needs to learn how to do turns.

1369
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: To avoid or it's still like the break.

1370
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 3: No, not quite that just easy, not that easy, not

1371
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 3: you know What I mean talkings are for is.

1372
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 2: To get the get right to the rhythm of the pedals.

1373
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, I thought the same thing. I was like, Wow,

1374
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 2: they went straight to San Francisco Street with traffic.

1375
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 3: Right, and you've seen driving in sand people in San Francisco,

1376
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 3: that's right.

1377
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: You were like, it was like, you drive, I'm not driving.

1378
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 3: In this city.

1379
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, up and down Lombar Lombard, No, Lombard,

1380
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 5: Lombard's back, your back after driving down.

1381
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: That street like Lombard Street. Yeah, my spine looks like

1382
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,479
Speaker 1: so crazy this episode. I don't have any everywhere he looks,

1383
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: But I loved.

1384
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 3: The side, didn't I don't. I didn't have any everywhere

1385
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 3: he looks. Oh well I saw. Okay, it wasn't really

1386
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 3: an everywhere you look. But Michelle in this episode had

1387
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 3: on this little hair clip that had and we had

1388
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 3: them in a bunch of different colors, and they had

1389
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 3: balloons in them, like inflated balloons, like different colors, and

1390
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 3: I was like, oh again, a little accessory I hadn't

1391
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 3: thought about any years, and I was like, I remember

1392
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 3: Frankie had these all over the wall in the you know,

1393
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 3: all of these fun little hair clips with like balloons

1394
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 3: or you know, just all kinds of fun stuff, like

1395
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 3: weird little three D things.

1396
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: Super fun hair accessories. Yeah, and I'm wondering.

1397
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 3: I think the sweatshirt she's wearing, and I could be wrong,

1398
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 3: but it says, if you love me, read me a story.

1399
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did notice that.

1400
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 3: I think that was part of the Barbara Bush Read

1401
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 3: Across America program.

1402
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: I was wonder I read a book and then went

1403
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: to like the luncheon at the White House? Shut up?

1404
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: Did I?

1405
01:07:59,680 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 3: Did?

1406
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 1: I have pictures of me in the White House? Yeah?

1407
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 3: In the East Wing probably, well they have pictures. But no,

1408
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 3: I went to like a luncheon at the White House.

1409
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so cool. Did you meet Barbara Bush?

1410
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: Was she there? I did? I did I met Barbara Bush?

1411
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 3: Which, you know, as an adult, I'm like, I would

1412
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 3: have more questions about your politics.

1413
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: But as a child, I was like such a lovely

1414
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 1: pearl necklace. But yeah, she No, she was and she

1415
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 1: was very sweet. And more importantly, I did get to

1416
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 1: meet the dog Millie.

1417
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 3: Oh nice, I met Millie and Socks, so I I

1418
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 3: just need to meet the presidential pets.

1419
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh my gosh, that's so cool. But anyway,

1420
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: I think that sweatshirt is from that campaign. Part of

1421
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: that campaign. Yeah, I thought the same thing.

1422
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 2: I was like, is that a phrase that was I

1423
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,560
Speaker 2: don't remember what the phrases were, but yeah, that was

1424
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 2: definitely that was the Barbara Bush era, so it had Yeah,

1425
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 2: but I think it was.

1426
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 3: Like the tie in was like they have put the

1427
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 3: little sweatshirt on and then I had done reading of

1428
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 3: the story and whatever.

1429
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's so cool. Oh that's fair. How did

1430
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: I not know that that you've been to the you

1431
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: went to the White House? I've been to the White

1432
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: House twice. What was the second time?

1433
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,759
Speaker 3: Well, the second time wasn't necessarily uh like an official

1434
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 3: luncheon or anything, but I went for something and then

1435
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 3: we got.

1436
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: To do like a private tour of the nice White House.

1437
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:20,679
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

1438
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: It was very cool, very very cool. Yes, yeah, part

1439
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 2: of history now, so love it great? Yeah, No, loved

1440
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 2: this episode. No, no, everywhere it looks for me, but yeah,

1441
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 2: I loved this. I loved it's such a milestone. Teaching

1442
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 2: your kid to drive len a milestone. Yeah, this was

1443
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,839
Speaker 2: loved this episode.

1444
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 3: This was great, This was and it you know again,

1445
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 3: it showed like you talked about the difference in you know,

1446
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 3: kind of parenting.

1447
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: Styles, stress levels, all of that. Sorry, she really loved

1448
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: this episode. No, it was one of those things where

1449
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 1: it was like I was holding in this weird. I

1450
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: was like, am I got a cough or yawn? I

1451
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening, Like something's gonna come out right. Yeah,

1452
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 1: it was like I can't.

1453
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 3: I don't know. Anyway, this was like such a really

1454
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 3: very relatable episode, the driving and also like, oh my god,

1455
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 3: we're at DJ driving driving. I know she was ten.

1456
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 3: This was like a big milestone episode, you know for

1457
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 3: the show too, like we now have the first daughter.

1458
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 1: Has started again. Now oh my gosh.

1459
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big one. It's it's a milestone and

1460
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,040
Speaker 2: I loved it. I love both storylines too. The second

1461
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 2: the b storyline was cute with you and Michelle's very cute.

1462
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: He's very.

1463
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 3: Like. They didn't want to give Rita lines though, they

1464
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 3: gave her a lot of reaction but not a lot

1465
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 3: of interaction.

1466
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: That's true. It was interesting. They never gave her a chance.

1467
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,280
Speaker 1: Rita never had a chance. Rida, Sorry, sorry about that.

1468
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:49,639
Speaker 2: You don't get a friend until Mickey, Sorry, that's yeah.

1469
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: Well and Jia Anda yeah Mickey, well, yeah, I had

1470
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 2: Harry but he betrayed me. Yeah, that's true. And then

1471
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 2: duck Face. Does duck face ever come back? I don't

1472
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: know if he does.

1473
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: I can't remind that. I think that might have been been. Yeah.

1474
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 3: Anyways, anyway, everybody, thank you so much for joining us

1475
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 3: fan Rito's for another fun episode of how Rude Tanerto's.

1476
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: We love you guys, Thank you so much for listening.

1477
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 3: Find us on Instagram at how Rude podcast, or you

1478
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 3: can send us an email at how Rudtanarito's at gmail

1479
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 3: dot com. Uh, let us know how stressed out you

1480
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 3: are about driving your kids.

1481
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: Were you a Jesse or were you a Danny?

1482
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 2: Uh?

1483
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh you can check out our merchdor Howard

1484
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 3: Meerch dot com and we will see you guys next time.

1485
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 3: Because remember, everybody, the world is small. The house is

1486
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 3: full of parking lots.

1487
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,120
Speaker 1: It's just it's a.

1488
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 3: One gigantic parking lot that's taken over the whole house

1489
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 3: that DJ is just going to drive around in circles

1490
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 3: and but it's actually not even taken over the whole house.

1491
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 3: It's the it's the full sized NASCAR track that they

1492
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:00,200
Speaker 3: have in the back of the house, but it's coming out.

1493
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: It's just it's everywhere.

1494
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1495
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:02,400
Speaker 1: Huge.

1496
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 2: Maybe they maybe they have a public parking lot and

1497
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,639
Speaker 2: they charge for parking and that's how they afford the house.

1498
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: You know what they always say, buy a parking lot.

1499
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 1: They will make you money. It's a good money maker.

1500
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh now we know

1501
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 3: H