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Speaker 1: Confession. I can't take that earl arms speak.

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Speaker 2: I've got a text to seventy five nine two that says,

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Speaker 2: sometimes I pretend I need to borrow my mom's car

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Speaker 2: just so I can go out and put.

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Speaker 1: Gas in it for.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to parents is Hey, if you ever need

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Speaker 2: to borrow one of our cars, feel free to come

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Speaker 2: by the station. We'll leave the keys for you right

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Speaker 2: out there in the lobby.

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Speaker 1: They're going to run it till e and then not

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Speaker 1: fill it back up when they bring it back.

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Speaker 2: Philip Brooks car, I'll never run out of gas. Or

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Speaker 2: you know what, if you just need to borrow our

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Speaker 2: ears for a confession, we can lend those to you too.

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Speaker 2: Right here on the mass speaker, one of our listeners

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Speaker 2: who's ready to fill our gas tanks up with his secrets,

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Speaker 2: and he's chosen to go by Pat as his fake

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Speaker 2: name today. So Pat, welcome to the show. Give us

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Speaker 2: your gas?

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Speaker 1: Hey are you that.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a diesel man with that voice?

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Speaker 1: Change your eyes? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Loving what we're here and the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 1: Pat.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 1: My voice is so distinct guys, I appreciate it, thank

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Speaker 1: you welcome. What's going on twenty years ago? And my friend? Right,

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Speaker 1: we do spring break in like Jersey Shore? Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so let's say early two thousand, spring break Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 2: We're there.

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Speaker 1: You were like.

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Speaker 2: Snookie, I got my shirt off right now, you have

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Speaker 2: so much hair?

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Speaker 1: Jealous? We are so there exactly. So anyway, I'm they

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Speaker 1: we're like hanging out on the beach. I ended up

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Speaker 1: meeting the most gorgeous girl.

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Speaker 2: Of course you did. I don't you would remember her

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Speaker 2: twenty years later she's drunk.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I cannot forget guys. Right, really, we hit it

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Speaker 1: off immediately. We spent like the entire day together people

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Speaker 1: at her house, a nice little ranch. It was a

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Speaker 1: nice little beach house. Okay, it ended up being her parents' place.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was her place. But anyway, we just

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Speaker 1: had a blast. We had a great time with.

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Speaker 2: You're partying in your twenties. It's not ever going to

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Speaker 2: be her house on the beach.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I should have thought about that. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you know, we wake up to like noises in the driveway.

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Speaker 1: Her parents are home run right right exactly? She goes,

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Speaker 1: oh my God, it's my parents. You got to call

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Speaker 1: out the Oh right, how did you know that book

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Speaker 1: has forced a lot of men to crawl out of

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Speaker 1: the before she can hear by the idling of the car?

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Speaker 1: What car it is? Oh for sure, it's not even

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Speaker 1: to jon my dad's truck. Ye out of here. So

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Speaker 1: did you get out in time? Well? Of course I did.

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Speaker 1: I did. Luckily it was just a ranch house, you know,

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Speaker 1: it was only one level, So I just hopped down

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Speaker 1: to the hotel. My friends were there waiting for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Walk of shame, baby, that's a walk of pride. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: sound like that bad of a confession? Yeah, why would

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Speaker 2: you keep that secret?

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Speaker 1: Well? The problem I never got her phone number, and

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Speaker 1: at the time it was like no Instagram, no social

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Speaker 1: media and su oh yeah, so I wasn't really able

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Speaker 1: to like keep in touch with her. Yeah, so we

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Speaker 1: just lost contact. But shout forward fifteen years later. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, Right, another summer trip and who do I

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Speaker 1: run it? No?

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Speaker 2: Way, you really ran into her again?

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Speaker 1: I really read it? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh did she remember you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, I walked up to her. She's

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Speaker 1: just looking so beautiful. Oh yes, as soon as I

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Speaker 1: walked up. She did remember me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, tell me you're in love and you

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Speaker 2: got married on her.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't keep this a secret.

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Speaker 2: Sell this to a movie fairy tale love story out

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Speaker 2: of the Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 1: No, it was really nice. But listening, guys, I ran

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Speaker 1: it to her again. Right, it was the same thing.

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Speaker 1: We hung out for the rest of the night. Again,

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Speaker 1: she invites me back to her place. Now this was

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Speaker 1: actually in that area. So she explained the house and

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Speaker 1: it's like a two story I wasn't thinking. We selloss sleep.

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Speaker 1: We had a great night, but we went to sleep,

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Speaker 1: and same thing. It's four o'clock in the morning and

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Speaker 1: she wastes me up panicking. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up, wake up, She said, my boyfriend he's home.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: To my assigned window at this point, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: what did you do about your heartbroken?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she yells to me. Get in the closet. Wait, closet.

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Speaker 2: She wants you to hide what for an hour?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just he's thinking, thinking, But of course I did.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the guy, right, So I jump into

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Speaker 1: the closet where I'm just like frankically like getting dressed,

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Speaker 1: putting my clothes on the shoes. I hear the boyfriend

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Speaker 1: in the room. He gets in the bed that I

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Speaker 1: was just like, it's still warm.

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Speaker 2: It's still.

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Speaker 1: They're laying there talking and giggling and kissing in a boat.

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Speaker 2: How can people do I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not it. I I myself fall asleep in

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Speaker 1: the closet waiting. So I fall asleep in the dark

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Speaker 1: closet thinking about that. Then she wakes me up out

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Speaker 1: of the closet, telling me he's in the bathroom. He's

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Speaker 1: in a bathroom, So go ahead, jump out the window.

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Speaker 2: Now's your time. Why can't you leave the door?

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Speaker 1: Well, that would have been a great idea, but it

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Speaker 1: was easy to go out the window. Did you jump

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Speaker 1: out the window of a second floor? So yes, I do.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Did you break anything?

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Speaker 2: Fifteen years later, how was the fall?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, but I did have to drop down a

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Speaker 1: floor and a half. Yeah, I hit the window air

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Speaker 1: conditioning on the way down. Glad to lip back to

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Speaker 1: the DM hotel. Man, and then anyway, that was like

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Speaker 1: the last time I've seen her. I haven't spoken to

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Speaker 1: her friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Man, what a terrible end.

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Speaker 1: To what we thought was gonna be a love story.

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Speaker 2: Him just disappointed for you. Well, hold on, did you

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Speaker 2: go back to the Jersey Shore one more time?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, I will not. I'm worried. Honestly, if

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Speaker 1: I ever go back to the Jersey story again, the

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Speaker 1: next situation will be even worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta twice, and she keeps adding floors every

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Speaker 2: time you see her, So just get.

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Speaker 1: Some dangerous I don't want to know what comes out

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Speaker 1: the floor too, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Oh sad, Thanks for that story. We're glad

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Speaker 2: to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Juror.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and text in seventy five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming

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Speaker 1: Out, freaking Jeffrey in the morning,