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Speaker 1: I got three shots of lemon cello, a chocolate shot,

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Speaker 1: and a free glass of wine. Whoa all because I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting there crying at the bar. Good move.

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Speaker 2: I gotta try that, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because people don't know what to do when they see

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Speaker 1: people crying in the wild.

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Speaker 2: Just some simple life acts you learn from the Jebel Show.

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Speaker 2: What will learned this week? You find out when we

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Speaker 2: check in with the show and see what's up been

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Speaker 2: humping our lives right after this, it's a jubile show.

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Speaker 3: This is a dope check, your heart is true, your

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Speaker 3: pell and then.

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Speaker 1: Invited everyone just a little.

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Speaker 4: The biggest gift would be from me and the cor

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Speaker 4: detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast

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Speaker 4: of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why

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Speaker 4: it's a Jewel show with your drunk and Nina Hi,

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Speaker 4: and then there's everybody's younger Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who

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Speaker 4: could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our

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Speaker 4: window from time to time to ask if her iguana

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Speaker 4: ziggy Zalia can borrow three ctips because she's trying to

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Speaker 4: teach him how to juggle. Our social media producer, Gabby hey,

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Speaker 4: and then there's me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show and this

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Speaker 2: is the time of week where we check in and

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Speaker 2: see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's

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Speaker 2: up with you this week?

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Speaker 1: My friend is the best wing woman ever. Let me

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Speaker 1: paint the picture. We are in a parking lot with

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Speaker 1: her kids in my back seat. She's in my front seat.

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Speaker 1: We just pulled up because we're gonna go take the

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Speaker 1: kids to the pool. We pull up next to this

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Speaker 1: beautiful Lamborghini of a car and I'm just checking out

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Speaker 1: the car, and all of a sudden, these two dudes

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Speaker 1: sneakers on and he's looking all cute and he gets

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Speaker 1: in my chair like what in the world. So my

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Speaker 1: friend takes it upon herself. I didn't even ask her

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Speaker 1: to do this. She starts choking. She's not really choking,

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Speaker 1: but she's faking ching.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: She opens the door of my car. She's choking, and

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Speaker 1: she falls onto the parking lot. Meanwhile, her kids don't

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Speaker 1: realize that she's sneaking. Like so her kids are in

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Speaker 1: my back seat screaming. She's in the front falling out

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Speaker 1: of my car. I know exactly what's happening. So then

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Speaker 1: there's me sitting there just with a big leg plaster smile,

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Speaker 1: throwing my hair back, not even moving, just looking over.

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Speaker 1: The guy in the Lamborghini.

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Speaker 2: Don't mind her. I'm the one who need mouth smile.

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Speaker 1: She's on the floor of this parking lot. Nath did

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Speaker 1: you do it?

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Speaker 2: Did you talk to them?

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Speaker 4: Did you help her?

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Speaker 1: I would have thought that was real. I would have

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Speaker 1: been like, girl, what are you doing? Well? Right before

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Speaker 1: she did it, she goes watch this, oh, and then

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Speaker 1: she starts choking and falls out of my car. I

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Speaker 1: her having one leg up still inside of the car

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Speaker 1: and the rest of her body's laying the parking lot floor,

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Speaker 1: and the Lamborghini guy rolls down his window. He just

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Speaker 1: sitting there in shock, like, oh, just happen. It's a

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Speaker 1: good friend though, she's a really good friend.

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Speaker 2: Also, you don't want anything to do with that.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 2: He saw a mom choking and was like, oh, mypart.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, you're right, right, whatever, I got things

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Speaker 1: to do joking about that. It's just a statue with

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Speaker 1: a smile on my face, like Victoria was up with

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Speaker 1: you this week. Guys, I think I've been flashing my

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Speaker 1: neighbors and flashing your neighbors.

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Speaker 5: Yeah for for ree.

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Speaker 1: I'm also and kind of my feelings hurt because I

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Speaker 1: only noticed this. They started putting a like paper on

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Speaker 1: their windows or like patting, like to not to see you.

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Speaker 1: And I am my little heart because I'm like, you're

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Speaker 1: not like what you see exactly. But then I'm also.

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Speaker 2: Like, are you walking around with the windows like nude,

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Speaker 2: with the windows up, just letting everything blast out there

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Speaker 1: Well, I like sunlight and I like the natural light

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Speaker 1: to come again my apartment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are.

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Speaker 1: But also I never see anyone through these windows, so

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I I don't think they like what they see.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, guys, like, at least give me in

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Speaker 1: a little notes like you look great, but we don't

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Speaker 4: We're just there.

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Speaker 2: But I don't you should go knock on their door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. You're like, hey, a

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Speaker 1: hide me.

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Speaker 2: Oh look, it's social media. Were gabby stopping by? What

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Speaker 2: some of you this?

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Speaker 1: You guys?

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Speaker 5: The jet ski saga continues. My husband and I pulled

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Speaker 5: up to the boat dock randomly, and our friends happened

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Speaker 5: to be out on a new jet ski that he

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Speaker 5: got from Facebook marketplace because that first one, because the

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Speaker 5: first one didn't start. And there's three of them on

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Speaker 5: this jet ski.

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Speaker 3: By the way, Yeah they all fit.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, that's a questionable.

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Speaker 5: I don't think they fit. And so they're out in

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Speaker 5: the middle of the lake just like floating around. The

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Speaker 5: boats are like trying to get around them at the

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Speaker 5: boat off. They don't have an emergency paddle, so they're

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Speaker 5: just stranded. They stopped working again, and then they got

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Speaker 5: it to start. They ended up going super far. Hey,

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Speaker 5: and then they called my husband at like eight pm

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Speaker 5: it's starting to get dark down and they say, hey.

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Speaker 1: It wants to start because he has a little boat.

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Speaker 1: So you can tell them.

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Speaker 4: What's up with you tube.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just want to remind everybody that if you

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Speaker 2: don't learn your lessons from things, then history repeats itself.

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Speaker 2: So make sure you learn your lessons so something doesn't

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Speaker 2: happen to you over and over and over again like

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Speaker 2: it did to me the other day. I guess about

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Speaker 2: the time I was in fourth grade and I got

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Speaker 2: locked in the bathroom for hours. Yeah, I was in

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Speaker 2: fourth grade and I went to the bathroom. And then

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Speaker 2: and I didn't want him to know that I was

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Speaker 2: just like, I didn't say a word. Then he I

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Speaker 2: finally somebody walked by. I was by the little cracks

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Speaker 2: in the bottom bach, just like anybody would have walked

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Speaker 2: the weekend I was in the public bathroom again, same

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Speaker 2: thing happened. Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody

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Speaker 2: in here, and I tried, I gave a little a

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Speaker 3: The door.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Two hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's

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Speaker 2: in there. I didn't have reception where I was. That

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Speaker 2: was the other thing too. I didn't ever sapt Also,

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Speaker 2: I didn't even really think to call anybody.

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Speaker 3: I was there.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, you would end up just going on

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Speaker 1: your phone looking at me somewhere rather than day.

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Speaker 2: It was kind of nice. I mean, I was like,

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Speaker 2: I guess I'll just chill here for a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's peaceful, you know, it's quiet. Yeah,