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Speaker 1: You mean it means only one thing, Garrett, tell me

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Speaker 1: Greg Tea? I said, I am next to meet you,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, yo, bro, my name's John, YadA YadA.

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Speaker 1: So all the whole entire dinner, he's trying to pitch

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Speaker 1: me on life insurance. He's a life insurance salesman. I

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Speaker 1: get it. So my thing is, you're a guy of

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Speaker 1: you didn't. Maybe you you haven't been at a wedding. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know the situation you've been. I pretty much

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Speaker 1: You're No, you're more in a situation where you're at

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Speaker 1: your barber's wedding. Of course you're not going to know anybody. Yeah. See, okay,

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Speaker 1: a banquet where you didn't know somebody that was that

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Speaker 1: You know where you're You're like like all night. So

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Speaker 1: He's talking to me about all this stuff, and I'm

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Speaker 1: You have the word sucker on your forehead. Why you

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Speaker 1: I need to get back to Philadelphia. You're right, I

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Speaker 1: And I don't think I'm gonna follow you hard. You're

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Speaker 1: what's wrong is it? What did I say? Why is

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Speaker 1: him for two hours. Right, of course he's going to

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Speaker 1: thou going to be suckered in and I'll go to

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Speaker 1: I did. I did feel like that you don't know

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