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Speaker 1: You've been waiting for it, and now it's time for

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Speaker 1: my annual list of the top three things wrong with

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Speaker 1: America Right now.

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Speaker 2: It's broken. Jeffery in the Morning did last year.

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Speaker 1: The number three thing wrong with America the coffee cup

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Speaker 1: size conspiracy. Why is a small the size of a

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Speaker 1: fish tank here? And a large can feed a family

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Speaker 1: of four for seven straight weeks?

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Speaker 2: The coffee cups are too big? What you're saying no

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Speaker 2: moderation here?

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Speaker 1: Number two some billionaire in Florida sponsoring an event called

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Speaker 1: the Parking Space Olympics. It's like musical chairs for parking spots.

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Speaker 1: The winner gets their suspended license reinstated.

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Speaker 2: Wait is this real?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Actually, now I'm kind of into it the more that

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Speaker 1: I hear about it. But the number one thing wrong

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Speaker 1: with America right now is our second Date Update podcast,

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Speaker 1: being rated top three in the country at the moment.

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Speaker 3: It's a sad, sad do what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: This nation has run out of viable ways to entertain

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Speaker 1: themselves and they've turned to us as a last.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, guys, Okay, I'm fine being the last resort.

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Speaker 2: And also, people really enjoy it. And it's not just

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Speaker 2: in the United States.

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Speaker 4: Also a guy under a rock and Siberia listening to us.

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Speaker 3: This is such a weird take a true sign that

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Speaker 3: the apocalypse is happening. Okay, and I'm sure many of

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Speaker 3: our listeners agree with that. There's no logical reasoning why

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Speaker 3: this should be occurring right now. You are making your

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Speaker 3: own conspiracy theory how this is the indicator to the

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Speaker 3: end of the world.

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Speaker 2: Pretty much? What's wrong soon?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it's our faults. You are welcome. We're leading

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Speaker 1: the charge, keeping it going. With the shackcollar question of

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Speaker 1: the day. You thought your IQ couldn't get any lower, Jake,

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Speaker 1: Let's knock him down a few pegs.

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Speaker 2: Here you go, who could forget on this day? Back

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Speaker 2: in twenty eighteen, camelgate. That's right, camelgate like the animal. Yes,

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Speaker 2: when twelve camels in Saudi Arabia got disqualified from a

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Speaker 2: camel beauty pageant for having botox injections in their lips. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that actually happens. You don't remember this. We talked laser story, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then Brooklyn online and body shamed all twelve of

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Speaker 2: those camels on Twitter. You should be happy with your

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Speaker 2: natural lips I need Yeah, but under the table camel

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Speaker 2: botox is just one shameful entry in the long list

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Speaker 2: of infamous scandals that have rocked our world. So today

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Speaker 2: you'll be quizzed on more during a special liespewers and

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Speaker 2: Wrongdoers edition of twenty of twenty. Now you give me

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Speaker 2: a number one through twenty, I'll tell you about a

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Speaker 2: bizarre scandal that may have happened in the past. You

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Speaker 2: have to tell me if it was real or if

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Speaker 2: I made it up. We'll start with the woman who

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Speaker 2: is googling botox Saudi Arabia for humans as we speak.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's cheaper there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Alexis. How about a number three, three Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Your scandal is the ice cream cone cycling incident of

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Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. A cyclist by the name of

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Speaker 2: Julian Lefev was disqualified in the Tour de France for

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Speaker 2: grabbing an ice cream cone from a child spectator mid race,

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Speaker 2: violating strict rules about accepting unauthorized outside assistance. You need

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Speaker 2: to tell me if this scandal really happened or did

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Speaker 2: I make it up. I don't know. Like I believe

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Speaker 2: he grabbed something, but not ice cream. It would like

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Speaker 2: I would even reach down to the kid from his

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Speaker 2: bikeway up there and would milt in his hand. Logistics

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Speaker 2: going he's like calories, Alexis says the ice cream cone

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Speaker 2: cycling incident of two thousand and eight is a fake scandal.

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Speaker 2: It is brook It's your turn now, number four Brook.

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Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty four, the legendary rivalry game between Alabama

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Speaker 2: and Auburn the Iron Bowl, was chock full of controversy.

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Speaker 2: In the third quarter, Auburn's mascot Albe the Tiger, was

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Speaker 2: ejected after accidentally tripping an Alabama wide receiver with his

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Speaker 2: tail during a critical play. Because of this incident, a

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Speaker 2: new NCAA rule banned mascots from the sidelines during active plays.

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Speaker 2: You need to tell me if this is a real

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Speaker 3: This feels real because when I think about all the

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Speaker 3: college football games I've attended, don't remember much of them,

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Speaker 3: but I don't recall.

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Speaker 2: Mascots being down there with the team. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say it's real. Brooks said, the Auburn tripping incident is real.

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Speaker 2: It is so believable. Jay Yo, Tigers have long tails.

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Speaker 2: We're over to Jose, brook Is out, Jose, I need

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Speaker 2: a number five, number five, Jose, your controversy is the

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Speaker 2: propeller swimsuit scandal of nineteen ninety four. During an open

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Speaker 2: water swimming championship in Monaco, a competitor was disqualified when

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Speaker 2: officials discovered a hidden battery powered propeller sewed to the

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Speaker 2: back of their swimsuit, allowing them to glide past rivals

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Speaker 2: at record breaking speeds, moving his arms or legs. It's

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Speaker 2: just gliding, Jose. The scandal really happened or did I

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Speaker 2: make it up? That would be crazy, though. How could

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Speaker 2: you ever think you'd get away with it?

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Speaker 4: I know, and I feel like anything tiny is still loud,

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Speaker 4: like drones are like yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it's fake, Jake. Jose said, the propeller swimsuit

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Speaker 2: scandal of nineteen ninety four is made up. It is

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Speaker 2: day could work, Jose. Alexis, We're over to you now.

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Speaker 2: I need a number wow, number twelve, Alexis. Your controversy

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Speaker 2: is Rosie Ruiz at the Boston Marathon in nineteen eighty. Apparently,

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Speaker 2: Rosie won the marathon by taking a short cut and

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Speaker 2: popping onto the subway. Halfway through the subway, she popped

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Speaker 2: up near the finish line, where she blended into the

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Speaker 2: crowd of runners and was victorious with one of the

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Speaker 2: fastest marathon times for a woman up to that point. Oh,

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Speaker 2: is that a real scandal or did I make that up?

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I would love to be able to pull this

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Speaker 4: off in a marathon, So for that, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 4: it's true.

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Speaker 2: Alexis said, that's true. It is my idyl. Jose, We're

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Speaker 2: down to sudden death for you. You get this right,

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Speaker 2: you and Alexis will share today's title. You get it

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Speaker 2: wrong and Alexis wins.

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Speaker 4: Oh, let's go number one, Jake.

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Speaker 2: One, Jose. Your scandals from nineteen ninety seven, Mike Tyson

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Speaker 2: versus Vander Holyfield. In one of boxing's most shocking moments,

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Speaker 2: Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear,

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Speaker 2: earning it disqualification in a three million dollar fine. When

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Speaker 2: all of it was said and done during the fight,

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Speaker 2: did Tyson bite his right ear, his left ear or

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Speaker 2: both ears? You have to answer the ears.

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Speaker 4: I think just from my photographic memory, that's never wrong. Jane, Well,

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Speaker 4: what I'm seeing is his left ear slow motion getting okay.

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Speaker 2: Jose said, left ear that is correct in a way.

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Speaker 2: It was both ears bit the right ear, and Holyfield

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Speaker 2: jumps back and tells the raft. The medical doctor looked

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Speaker 2: at it said continue the fight, oh, Tyson. Then he

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Speaker 2: waited for the Yeah, he went on the other one

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Speaker 2: right out. Wow, So it's actually both years. Probably one

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Speaker 2: lost a piecerazy there, Alexis, you've won today's edition of

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Speaker 2: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, Sis, who gets to sing Old Town Road

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Speaker 1: by Little Nassas you.

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Speaker 2: Were gonna bring that up? She chooses because she win. Oh,

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Speaker 2: jeff you you're all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take hold us down the Old

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Speaker 1: Town Road.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to ride till.

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Speaker 1: That is your shock collar question of the day that

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Speaker 1: ended in a scandal. I'm sure we're gonna hear about

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Speaker 1: this one in twenty years. We're gonna do a phone

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Speaker 1: tap coming up right after this

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,