Speaker 1: Rooking jewels a second Dato date. Nothing can put a
Speaker 1: damper on a first date like getting into legal trouble.
Speaker 1: What right? I know for me personally, I hadn't experienced
Speaker 1: A while back. I set up this big romantic evening,
Speaker 1: so I ended up going. I picked the girl up
Speaker 1: from work, pick her up to some of the street there,
Speaker 1: and then we go for a drive. And the next
Speaker 1: thing I know, I'm in handcuffs and the officers talking
Speaker 1: about solicitation or something. Yeah, completely screwed up my date.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to finish the date. And of
Speaker 1: course I never heard back from the girl. So yeah,
Speaker 1: getting in legal trouble is always an issue on a
Speaker 1: first date. It was terrible. Had such a nice evening
Speaker 1: plan too. Well. Kyle, who's on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today, got into a little bit
Speaker 1: of legal trouble on his date. Maybe not as bad
Speaker 1: as mine, but still he had an issue with law enforcement. Kyle,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm okay, you're not calling us from
Speaker 1: a jail cell right now? Right? Kyle? No? No, no, no, okay? Good?
Speaker 1: What sort of legal trouble did you get on on
Speaker 1: your first date? Kyle? It's not crazy or anything. It's
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just a speeding ticket. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like in the middle of a date, you know,
Speaker 1: having a top stroll up to you and start acting
Speaker 1: all weird probably, you know, I know, I wanted to
Speaker 1: make it sound like Kyle was arrested. He wasn't. He
Speaker 1: just got a speeding ticket on his date. But he
Speaker 1: does think that's the reason she's not calling him back.
Speaker 1: We'll get to a speeding ticket stuff in a second.
Speaker 1: But how'd you meet this girl? I was at this
Speaker 1: birthday party for a friend of mine and we started talking,
Speaker 1: then kept talking and kept talking, and it seemed like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's something cool is happening, so cool, and
Speaker 1: what did you guys do? So I went picked her up,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to take her to this nice restaurant
Speaker 1: that I know outside the city because you have some
Speaker 1: time to talk on the way there, and you talk
Speaker 1: to restaurant. That sounds terrible to me. That's why. That's
Speaker 1: the worst thing about dates to me is all the talking,
Speaker 1: Just so much talking. You just want to quick drive through.
Speaker 1: But I see where you're coming from there. You want
Speaker 1: to have some conversation with a girl. I guess that's
Speaker 1: a fun thing to do. So you guys, you guys
Speaker 1: clicked and you had a good time. What's her name,
Speaker 1: by the way, Sarah Sarah? All right, and your email
Speaker 1: said that you think the speeding ticket is the reason
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. Why is that? Well, it's
Speaker 1: just like after the speeding ticket things got really weird
Speaker 1: because it happened on the drive home. Yeah, um, what's
Speaker 1: really weird? Mean? You know, you got those weird spaces
Speaker 1: in conversations where everyone's sort of trying to think about
Speaker 1: what they should And your speeding ticket wasn't like you
Speaker 1: were going one hundred miles over the speed limit or
Speaker 1: something scary, right, It wasn't crazy. I was like I
Speaker 1: was doing like eighty and a sixty five. All right,
Speaker 1: that's not terrible. Were you rude to the cop or something.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of why her at Oh
Speaker 1: no, no no, but I mean I just got a speeding ticket,
Speaker 1: so of course, like it sort of put me in
Speaker 1: a bad mood. And I just when I get in
Speaker 1: the bad mood sometimes just get quiet, you know. So
Speaker 1: you were the reason for the awkward silence in the car. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just got a speeding ticket. Are you ever
Speaker 1: not in a bad mood after you get a ticket.
Speaker 1: I get so many speeding tickets. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I have a lawyer who takes care of them, so
Speaker 1: I'm good. It doesn't bother me. But I do understand
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I guess it could kind of
Speaker 1: piss you off a little bit. How did everything end
Speaker 1: with her? It was just a little awkward. I dropped
Speaker 1: her off and I tried to go in for a kiss,
Speaker 1: and that sort of didn't really happen. Did you do,
Speaker 1: like the awkward still in the car reached kiss? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with you know, one of those weird can't quite find
Speaker 1: a right angle, and by the time you think you do,
Speaker 1: she's already gone. So I have that happened to me
Speaker 1: quite a bit. If I'm out on a date, like
Speaker 1: I'll lean in to kiss her in the car and
Speaker 1: she's out. By the time I just make out with airy,
Speaker 1: I'm still kissing buddy. It wasn't a fail so what
Speaker 1: you should have done? So it could have been that
Speaker 1: you were just awkward after getting your speeding ticket and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh man, this guy. Sure, but I mean, Mike,
Speaker 1: stuff happens, and I just really hope that I couldn't
Speaker 1: screw this up completely. Yeah, all right, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, thank you? All right, man, hang
Speaker 1: up brooking jubil in the morning. All right, Kyle is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us, and today he wants us
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Sarah. Apparently they had a
Speaker 1: great date. Everything was going well. The only thing that
Speaker 1: he can think about that could be the reason that
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back is that on the way
Speaker 1: home after dinner, he got a speeding ticket and in
Speaker 1: his words, he got a little grumpy, and he said
Speaker 1: the ride home after the speeding ticket was very awkward.
Speaker 1: He ended the night without a kiss or anything. She
Speaker 1: just got in the car and hasn't talked to him since. Kyle,
Speaker 1: I don't even think we need to do the second
Speaker 1: date update today. Wait, wife, because I think I know
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. I think I figured
Speaker 1: it out, really I do. Here's my theory, Cole. I
Speaker 1: think that she set you up. Here's my theory. She
Speaker 1: sees Kyle, meets him at a party, woos him into
Speaker 1: taking her out on a date, and she knew the
Speaker 1: exact route you were going to take on the freeway
Speaker 1: to take her home, and she knew that you were
Speaker 1: going to be going eighty miles per hour in a
Speaker 1: sixty five mile per hour zone. She knew that. You
Speaker 1: know why she knew that because the cop that patrols
Speaker 1: that area is her ex boyfriend, and her whole goal
Speaker 1: was to get you to speed through there to get
Speaker 1: a ticket so he could give you a ticket and
Speaker 1: be jealous that she was out on a date. Now
Speaker 1: she's back with her boyfriend. We don't even need to
Speaker 1: make the phone call. I just figured it out. Don't
Speaker 1: waste your time on her, And oh my god, that
Speaker 1: is quite a master play. Are you sure you still
Speaker 1: want to do the call. I'm amazed that you think
Speaker 1: that I'm worth all that effort, and probably the fact
Speaker 1: that the cop was like fifty something year old man
Speaker 1: with a big belly. Don't judge who people date. All right, Kyle,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the phone call for you anyway and
Speaker 1: see why she's not calling you back. But if I'm right,
Speaker 1: you owe me money. You got it, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna deal the phone number right now. Let see hanging
Speaker 1: out in that CoP's bed right now? Just usual Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Sarah please? Ye? Hey, Sarah, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm sorry who Jebil from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. The radio show. Okay? That pause would
Speaker 1: leave you to believe you have no clue who we are.
Speaker 1: We host a morning radio show, okay, and one of
Speaker 1: our listeners recently emailed us about you and asked us
Speaker 1: if we could get you on the phone. Really yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: His name is Kyle, and you recently went out on
Speaker 1: a date with him. Yes, right, Well, Kyle told us
Speaker 1: that you're not calling him back, and he hasn't seen
Speaker 1: you since the date and he would really like to
Speaker 1: see you again, but he's wondering why you won't go
Speaker 1: out with him. He did tell us that he got
Speaker 1: a speeding ticket on the way home, and he also
Speaker 1: said that he thought things got really awkward after that
Speaker 1: between you two. Yeah, I would say awkward as a understamus.
Speaker 1: Was it good up until that point? Was he right
Speaker 1: on that? Yeah? I thought Kyle was a really nice
Speaker 1: guy until then until the speeding ticket. Yeah. After the ticket,
Speaker 1: he just got really quiet. And let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question, was it quiet, like I'm bummed out quiet,
Speaker 1: or I want to murder somebody quiet. There's a difference,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know him that well, so it's hard
Speaker 1: to chan. But if he just got a little quiet,
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have had what three hours at
Speaker 1: this point of good times together. How could it cancel
Speaker 1: it all out? Well? I was trying to calm them
Speaker 1: down or like just like get him to like eat
Speaker 1: up a little bit on himself. And I told him
Speaker 1: it's okay, it happens to everyone, and he replied, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen doesn't happen to me, all right, that's
Speaker 1: kind of rude. Yeah, And after that he tried to
Speaker 1: blame me. He told me like it shouldn't have happened
Speaker 1: to him because I was distracting him. What he said,
Speaker 1: he blamed you for the speeding ticket. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, are you are you serious? You're really going
Speaker 1: to blame this on me? But he was acting so
Speaker 1: weird that I just said, Okay, whoa, how were you
Speaker 1: distracting him? I'm curious as to how he would try
Speaker 1: to blame it on you. Honestly, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I was just in this car with a guy that
Speaker 1: I only known for a couple of hours and I
Speaker 1: would just say anything to get out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was that scary mad. I mean, he was
Speaker 1: just kind of for blaming me, saying that I was
Speaker 1: the reason you got the ticket Like that made me
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, that's kind of rude. I couldn't imagine
Speaker 1: being on a date with a girl I get a
Speaker 1: speeding ticket. I'm like, it's all your fault if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be talking. See you women are always just talk
Speaker 1: talk talk, talk talk, never shut up. That's how I
Speaker 1: get speeding tickets. The worst part was that he asked
Speaker 1: me to pay for the speeding ticket. What how did
Speaker 1: I even say something like that? Well, he says, don't
Speaker 1: you think you should cover some of it? What did
Speaker 1: you say? I just said that's fine because I didn't
Speaker 1: wanted to get the hell out of that car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, whatever, I'll pay anything to get
Speaker 1: out of this date. Right now, I can't believe he
Speaker 1: would actually say that it was your fault and then
Speaker 1: ask you to pay for the speeding ticket. Maybe you
Speaker 1: misunderstood him. Maybe he was joking with you. If he was,
Speaker 1: he's really bad at joking. I mean he said he
Speaker 1: tried to kiss you at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: He Oh my god, I didn't even know he tried
Speaker 1: to kiss me. Thousand You were just like God from
Speaker 1: the car. Sarah, thank you very much for telling us
Speaker 1: what happened with Kyle. Definitely let him know. Okay, thanks, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh, actually, you know what he already knows,
Speaker 1: because he's actually listening on the other line. What yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey Sarah, Sarah, you know that's not how it actually happened.
Speaker 1: That's not how this went down. Oh so you didn't
Speaker 1: blame me for getting a speeding ticket, and you didn't
Speaker 1: ask me nothing. All I said was that you were
Speaker 1: very distracting. And I don't know a girl who would
Speaker 1: not take that as a compliment. Maybe take it as
Speaker 1: a compliment until you ask her to pay for the ticket.
Speaker 1: She was in the car, She was distracting me, It's
Speaker 1: what I'm surprised that she didn't offer to help pay
Speaker 1: for it. Are you kidding me, Kyle, Sarah, My foot
Speaker 1: wasn't the one on the pedals, and I was just
Speaker 1: sitting there talking to you. I call correctly. You were
Speaker 1: telling me that you just had to get home really quickly.
Speaker 1: There's the reason that I was speeding, Sarah. It's all
Speaker 1: your fault, Kyle. Kyle, I have to ask you something.
Speaker 1: Are you just trying to get me on this radio
Speaker 1: show so that you can try to talk me into
Speaker 1: paying your ticket? Good question. I was trying to get
Speaker 1: you to go on another date with me because I
Speaker 1: thought it was great. But now you're being sort of
Speaker 1: a bit about this. Yeah, yeah, I'm the how you're
Speaker 1: such an ignorant as Sarah. I think you are just
Speaker 1: a straight up dinner from a guy who's driving you
Speaker 1: all over the countryside, and that you won't even give
Speaker 1: him a tiff at the end of the night because
Speaker 1: you told her to have to have your speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: You do you do at this point? Thanks that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to pay for a woman's dinner and you still
Speaker 1: want them to pay for a speeding date. That makes
Speaker 1: no sound like a couple hundred this point. I would
Speaker 1: love to ask Sarah if she will go on another
Speaker 1: date with Kyle. Sarah, are you still on the phone
Speaker 1: or do we lose you? I'm here, I'm speechless, Sarah,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Kyle again? I'll
Speaker 1: pay for a second date. No, Okay, I know what,
Speaker 1: stay speechless. You're better that way, Kyle. Obviously, no second date,
Speaker 1: and I don't think you're really too upset about that now.
Speaker 1: And you said you pay for it, so why do
Speaker 1: you pay for half of my ticket? Right? Jupil in
Speaker 1: the morning,