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Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy

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Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: you away. Another jubil n taps on the twenties. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi, this is Sebastian

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Speaker 1: Diggle Ship. I'm calling from insurance. I'm looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with Carrie. Hey, yeah, this is her. I'm actually calling

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Speaker 1: about the recent fender mender that you got into. How's

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Speaker 1: it going, Uh, it's okay. It's generally unpleasant, but otherwise fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's generally unpleasant to be rear ended when you're not

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Speaker 1: expecting it. Am I right, exactly, But thankfully everybody's okay,

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Speaker 1: you know. So yeah, listen, I do have some good

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Speaker 1: news as it relates to your claim. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it turns out that the guy who hit you is

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Speaker 1: also with our insurance company. So that makes processing the

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Speaker 1: claim a lot easier and faster. So that's not Oh

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Speaker 1: that's great, thank you, Yeah, no problem. And after looking

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Speaker 1: at everything, it looks like you're going to be owing

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Speaker 1: us quite a bit of money for his repairs, around

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Actually, what why he was at fault?

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Speaker 1: He was found at fault, right, he was, But unfortunately

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Speaker 1: for you, he does have a nicer car. What, well,

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Speaker 1: you drive a Corolla and he has a bmw M

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Speaker 1: And I don't think you're well. I don't think you'd

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Speaker 1: debate that a Toyota is nicer than a Beamer, would you,

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Speaker 1: because that would be not debating that. But that has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with with the law. I paid perfectly

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Speaker 1: good insurance. What are you talking about this? This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: You do have good coverage, but unfortunately for you, the

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Speaker 1: guy who hit you pays extra for something we call

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Speaker 1: superior automotive, and you don't have that. Even if you

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Speaker 1: did have, it wouldn't matter what superior automotive? What even

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Speaker 1: is that? What is that? That means even if a

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Speaker 1: person's at fault, the person with the nicer car gets

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Speaker 1: preferential treatment because he pays us higher premiums? Makes sense?

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Speaker 1: Why would why is that even a thing? How is

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Speaker 1: that even a thing? How come I didn't know about this?

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Speaker 1: Why am I paying you guys money. If all you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do is ask me for more money, this is insane. Well,

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Speaker 1: you might not have known that that's an option because

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Speaker 1: you drive a Corolla. Are you kidding? Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: This is not even funny. Just because I drive a

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Speaker 1: Corolla does not make this okay, Okay, my Corilla's perfectly good. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but it's not a beamer, is it. And so there's

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Speaker 1: my point. You are quite possibly the worst customer service

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Speaker 1: experience I have ever had, and I had called cable company.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, you are absolutely horrended. The customer service experience

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Speaker 1: that you're getting right now is bad because I'm part

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Speaker 1: of the regular automotive team. He, on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: is getting great service because he's got superior automotive. I

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Speaker 1: wish I could work in that department. So, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sleep at night. How can you sleep at night? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a temper pedic mattress. I wasn't asking about

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Speaker 1: what type of matressing you sleep on. It was a

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Speaker 1: hypothetical question. Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't picking up on that.

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Speaker 1: My bad. It's called sarcasm, you idiot. What they didn't

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Speaker 1: teach you that when they were training you up to

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Speaker 1: be the world's worst customer service person? You know, Can

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Speaker 1: I talk to you off the record for a second. No,

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Speaker 1: you cannot talk to me off the record. You can

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Speaker 1: connect me to your supervisors so I can talk to them. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just felt like I needed to tell you that

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Speaker 1: I think you're a very selfish person. What are you

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Speaker 1: gidding me? You cannot streak people like this. I've paid

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Speaker 1: money for my insurance, well, not as much as him.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. This isn't right right? Well, not once

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Speaker 1: have you considered the feelings of that high powered businessman

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Speaker 1: who drives that BMW. I haven't heard you be concerned

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Speaker 1: about him at all. Of course I'm not concerned about him,

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Speaker 1: he randed me. But think about it because he's probably

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Speaker 1: slumming it right now in a loaner car like an

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Speaker 1: Accura or god forbid of Corolla like you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: could you possibly be a bigger jerk right now? Are you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My name is Jebil and this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: brother Joey set you up? Why your brother told us

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Speaker 1: that you were nervous about your insurance company calling you

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Speaker 1: about your recent accident and wanted to mess with you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. That jerk. What a jerk. Well, now

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Speaker 1: he didn't get in a car accident with someone in

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Speaker 1: a BMW Diddy, so oh my god, who's the real jerk?

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Speaker 1: Come on,