Speaker 1: Second. D you ever feel like your entire life would
Speaker 1: have been better if you just had a cooler name. Sorry,
Speaker 1: jeff I love my name. Okay, I'm good for you guys,
Speaker 1: but I just think something like, you know, Ace or Lando,
Speaker 1: you were in charge of naming yourself. I mean that's cool.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey hasn't done me any favors, especially in the dating world.
Speaker 1: Nobody goes, Oh, his name is Jeffrey, he sounds hot.
Speaker 1: You sound like a butler. One of our listeners, though,
Speaker 1: emailed us, and I know he's legit because he signed
Speaker 1: it Amart. How cool is that? Like, yeah, exactly, Let's
Speaker 1: talk to him. What up, Amart? Hey, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 1: Where'd you get the name Amart from? Well? You know,
Speaker 1: my name's Anthony, but all my friends called me Amart.
Speaker 1: You know. I don't know if it had anything to
Speaker 1: do with the fact that I, well kmart clothes at
Speaker 1: one time when they weren't I don't know, didn't we
Speaker 1: all ye that layaway did my family right, right? So
Speaker 1: that's for a different reason. Who did you go out with?
Speaker 1: I went out with a girl named Kylie. I mean
Speaker 1: we met online on a dating app. So okay, Kylie.
Speaker 1: All right, and what do you like about Kylie? Kylie
Speaker 1: likes fishing like I do. Oh sweet, Yeah, that's hard
Speaker 1: to find a girl that's into fishing, not for compliments,
Speaker 1: hunt Alexis. She's not scared to beat their own hook. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm impressed. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 1: but it sounds sexy. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was a euphemism. She's not Okay, he's not talking
Speaker 1: about his hook. Okay, I got you cool. Well she
Speaker 1: sounds great. Yeah, she she was awesome. She definitely had
Speaker 1: a nice figure. All yeah. Yeah, did you take Kylie
Speaker 1: out fishing? I know we didn't. We didn't go fishing
Speaker 1: on the first date. We actually went to a bar.
Speaker 1: That's relaxed. That's cool, all right, Yeah, yeah, we actually
Speaker 1: went to a bar. You know, we didn't get to
Speaker 1: talk that much online, so we got to really, really
Speaker 1: really get to know each other on the date and person.
Speaker 1: That's good. What was it like to me? It was
Speaker 1: great vibes, you know, and I kind of shared something
Speaker 1: whether I'm into composting, so I know it's not the
Speaker 1: sexiest conversation, just one of my things that I'm into.
Speaker 1: Now environment pretty amazing stuff. Can just go back to dirt. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, your conversation making me want to take my
Speaker 1: pants off and stuff like that. She's a lady who
Speaker 1: already likes fishing and worms. I mean, you need worms
Speaker 1: for composting as well, where you know, the composting is
Speaker 1: not going into a land field and nothing is actually
Speaker 1: natural and it's it's healthier for the garden. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to tell us we're sold. But how
Speaker 1: long exactly did you talk about composting on this date?
Speaker 1: Like ten minutes? I know, I think I really did
Speaker 1: consume a lot of the conversation with it, because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm so passionate about it. I didn't have any thoughts
Speaker 1: as if she was looking at it as it's weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't really get an indication of that. Did she
Speaker 1: ask you a lot of questions? Was she the one
Speaker 1: at least leading this? Or were you just monologuing? I
Speaker 1: was just monologuing. There's an honest moment. Maybe I went
Speaker 1: over the top a little bit, but I ended up
Speaker 1: going to the restroom. I didn't want to leave her
Speaker 1: very long, but the line was long, so when I
Speaker 1: got back, you know, I wanted to went into this
Speaker 1: give her a hug, and she was like, really kind
Speaker 1: of stand office, Oh really, yeah, just because it's a
Speaker 1: long time at the bathroom. Maybe all the things before that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I really liked her
Speaker 1: and I thought things were going well. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was me talking too much about my passion
Speaker 1: of composting or yeah, I don't know. Sometimes when like
Speaker 1: you're left to sit and think by yourself for eminent
Speaker 1: reflect on what just happened, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about fishing though didn't didn't fishing coming in the
Speaker 1: first date if you guys bonded over it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well we bonded over the fishing. But I think me
Speaker 1: talking about composting kind of took over. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: excited about it, and since we were vining, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to really share that she is. She would like
Speaker 1: feeling that conversation, but to be on it, I don't
Speaker 1: think she was. I don't know, man, I think if
Speaker 1: I was a woman out on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy named Amart talking about eggshells going into my garden,
Speaker 1: I would be ready to go. I've been so turned on.
Speaker 1: You're saying coffee grounds too. Guys, we have to stop.
Speaker 1: The grounds are great for worms. Now we're talking about
Speaker 1: worms too. We got to play a song because it's
Speaker 1: getting steamy in here. Oh, we're gonna go. The buttons
Speaker 1: are coming off. It does actually get warm. It creates
Speaker 1: heat and yeah sexy. So how long has it been
Speaker 1: since you went out with Kylie? It's been over a month. Oh,
Speaker 1: you could compost a lot of garbage in a month.
Speaker 1: I bet. Yeah, I mean I really would like a
Speaker 1: second senience if it's possible. Yeah, maybe a better listener
Speaker 1: and more interesting than her next time. Yeah, well the
Speaker 1: composting talk for like the twenty seventh day. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a good thing to remember. Let's play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll call Kylie and try to hook that
Speaker 1: worm for you. Get your second day up? Yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you many. We're gonna do second day up day right
Speaker 1: after this. Hold on second What a bummer. You go
Speaker 1: out with a cute girl, buy your drinks, compliment her figure,
Speaker 1: and then wow her with a detailed breakdown on the
Speaker 1: sensual world of composting, and then after all that trouble,
Speaker 1: you go in for a hug at the end of
Speaker 1: the night and the girl blocks you out. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: just cold, which I've learned is not what composting is.
Speaker 1: Composting generates heat, accords. Yeah, but that's what happened to
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Amart. And Amart, you said
Speaker 1: this date happened about a month ago, and you've tried
Speaker 1: reaching out to her a few times. My question is
Speaker 1: do you just want to know what went wrong here?
Speaker 1: Or are you still helping to get another date with Kylie?
Speaker 1: I want both? I mean I want both. I did
Speaker 1: try to text her like four or five times, and
Speaker 1: I did ask did I do something wrong? But I
Speaker 1: got no response? And you didn't send her any links
Speaker 1: to more information on soil right, no, no compost talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: look if I didn't talk about composting enough. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know she's talking to her friends like this guy's dirty,
Speaker 1: no mean dirty, like he likes dirt for a good reason. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what she's gonna say. All right,
Speaker 1: she may have just been a little bored on the date,
Speaker 1: but we can recover for a lot. Yeah. On a
Speaker 1: scale of one to ten, how confident are you going
Speaker 1: into this? I'm gonna go with three. Oh, oh, well,
Speaker 1: he knows. At least you know you messed up. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we're on the phone, people have no idea what happened. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm at a seven and put together that makes a
Speaker 1: ten maximum confidence going into this call. Let's do it
Speaker 1: weird scale. Ok here we go. I'm we could do
Speaker 1: whatever we want, our show, our rules. Let's call it Kylie.
Speaker 1: We'll see what she has to say. Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: it done. That's right. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey
Speaker 1: is this Kylie? This is she? Hey, what's up? Kylie? Hi? Hi, Kylie?
Speaker 1: Who is this? We're a morning show called Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, are you familiar at all? Um?
Speaker 1: Nine times out of ten I asked that question and
Speaker 1: most people say no, So are you the one? It
Speaker 1: sounds somewhat from event big win. It's a good day
Speaker 1: for us. Now, hope the bosses are listening. I'm oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really confused. What's going on here? We're just trying
Speaker 1: to generate some fun small talk before we get into
Speaker 1: the deep com We want to ask you about your
Speaker 1: dating life? What about my dating life? Okay? Why? Because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners says that he went out with
Speaker 1: you recently. He calls himself Amart. Oh oh okay, Um,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, Amar, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's Anthony, right. Yeah, sounds like he sounds like
Speaker 1: a sweet guy. Yeah, oh yeah, he was nice. Um,
Speaker 1: it just it was a little strange. I guess of
Speaker 1: a date and kind of took a different turn and
Speaker 1: just yeah, what part of it was strange to you? Um?
Speaker 1: What did what did he tell you? I mean, only
Speaker 1: good stuff, really dated? The bar, compost talk, very sexy composting.
Speaker 1: He did not say very sexy. He was worried that
Speaker 1: maybe he monologued for too long. Yeah he has to say.
Speaker 1: Sexy was implied. Alexis and a little bar. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll admit it. The composting seemed a little obsessive. He
Speaker 1: he talked about it a lot. But that's this thing.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's good for the earth. Okay, I hate
Speaker 1: the environment. I don't, But I kind of was curious, like,
Speaker 1: what are his personal bathroom habits? As far as I'm posting,
Speaker 1: what all does he use for composting? Did you say
Speaker 1: use personal bathroom habits in terms of composting? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he was the one that brought it up, and
Speaker 1: I didn't really want to delve in too far as
Speaker 1: to what, wait, does he have a compost toilet? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying? It was something to do if
Speaker 1: I don't know, if it's his own matter that comes out.
Speaker 1: I just we have a compost toilet at my family's cabin.
Speaker 1: You got to put some pete moss in there, and
Speaker 1: you got to turn the thing. You're not helping. As
Speaker 1: much as you think it's not that bad, it kind
Speaker 1: of turns to kind of this like ashy nothingness. You've
Speaker 1: now made it even worse. Is that what gross you out? Though?
Speaker 1: That's what turned you off. It wasn't the greatest of conversations,
Speaker 1: but that wasn't the end all, the all of the date. Really,
Speaker 1: it was something a little bit later on. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know if anything else that happened during your day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said he went to the bathroom and he was
Speaker 1: in the line for a long time. Did you think
Speaker 1: that he had left you and it well or something?
Speaker 1: He gave go to the bathroom and he was gone
Speaker 1: for a while, and I just thought, well, I need
Speaker 1: to get use the restroom myself. So I went and
Speaker 1: got in the line, and here he comes out of
Speaker 1: the bathroom finally, and the attendant said, no, you need
Speaker 1: to go back in there. You didn't wash your hands.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait the intendant actually called him out on
Speaker 1: that lot of guys that do though, So yeah, in
Speaker 1: that moment, for me, that attendant deserved a tip because
Speaker 1: to fall him out and say you need to go
Speaker 1: back in there and wash your hands, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, not the guy I'm here with. He didn't
Speaker 1: wash his hands. Maybe he was just in a hurry
Speaker 1: and he forgot. Yeah. He said that he was worried
Speaker 1: that you were kept waiting at that table for so long.
Speaker 1: And now I feel bad because he's actually been waiting
Speaker 1: for a long time on the other line wanting to
Speaker 1: talk to you. So let's just rush him out, no
Speaker 1: hands washed and put him on he's on the phone. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm here, all right, all right? Cool. As awkward as
Speaker 1: that attendant conversation, I think, Amar, why don't you apologize, well,
Speaker 1: not apologize, but just address what she was talking about.
Speaker 1: Kylie says, you weren't washing your hands. No, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't wash my hands. I just believe in the more
Speaker 1: natural thing. No, no, no, what's the natural affair. Just
Speaker 1: bater over your hands is the more natural thing. It's
Speaker 1: the natural killer. Washing your hands prevents disease and sickness.
Speaker 1: I heard that washing actually weakens your immune system. That
Speaker 1: when you have your dirty hands, every frat guy ever
Speaker 1: says you need to expose yourself to germs in order
Speaker 1: to build up your immunity so you don't get sick.
Speaker 1: It's it's actually the smart thing to do. Is that?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you and Jose are more sick
Speaker 1: in this studio than anybody else. Kylie, don't you understand
Speaker 1: it's a health thing. It's good for you. No, it's
Speaker 1: good for you to keep your hands wash. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not I'm opposed to washing my hands.
Speaker 1: It's just I do wash my hands on the just water,
Speaker 1: you know. It's just I don't use the soap. Okay, Brook,
Speaker 1: you seem like you should be on board with this
Speaker 1: more than anybody else. You don't only organic materials. We're
Speaker 1: excited about that toilet thing. Yeah, yeah, I guess what
Speaker 1: I do after I use the compost toilet at my
Speaker 1: parents cabins, after I've washed my hands. You'd washing your
Speaker 1: hands is so vital to public health. Really did the
Speaker 1: cavemen wash their hands with soap? Broken? And they live
Speaker 1: to be like sixteen Jeffrey, sixteen years. Her hands are
Speaker 1: the only thing she washed. I mean, Kylie, is that
Speaker 1: really a deal breaker for you? He didn't wash his
Speaker 1: hands one time so we could rush back out to
Speaker 1: spend more time with you. No, it didn't really sound
Speaker 1: like that to me. To me, it sounded like he's
Speaker 1: really not into it and that he doesn't ever use soap,
Speaker 1: And just for me, that's not my cup of team. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just imaginating him just hand deep in his compost working.
Speaker 1: It just what's under his fingernails, Like, take your fantasy
Speaker 1: somewhere else. It's called being one with the earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's connected. It's like the movie Avatar. Yeah, nature right.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, though, Amar, I do think you're going
Speaker 1: to struggle a little bit in the dating world if
Speaker 1: you don't start using soap and water, you have to
Speaker 1: go places without attendance. Well, she shouldn't have been spurning
Speaker 1: on me. She wouldn't have known that. That's a good. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Would you like to apologize for spying
Speaker 1: on you? You know, I was in my own line.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You could give that apology to him in person.
Speaker 1: When we send you guys out on a second date
Speaker 1: that we pay for, I appreciate it. But when I
Speaker 1: haven't or spontage text messages in the minds, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just don't out with you. Don't want a meal
Speaker 1: of finger foods with him. He's a grown man, he
Speaker 1: can do it. Yeah, but Kelly, I have a great
Speaker 1: immune system. I haven't had an SCDN over three months.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do for this show doesn't have to do
Speaker 1: with washing your hands and Jeffrey in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody has their unique quirks, okay, and I feel like
Speaker 1: we need to be more accepting of them as a
Speaker 1: show because we're hearing them more and more. No, not
Speaker 1: washing your hands is not a quirk. It's just gross. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you find a doctor on the planet that
Speaker 1: would recommend not washing your hands. Oh, good thing. We
Speaker 1: don't trust doctor. Kay. What about washing your body every month? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: once a month would be great. I washed my body
Speaker 1: once a month. Jeff Grove photos of videos for you
Speaker 1: want that? I don't want that. I'm saying you could
Speaker 1: sure learn to be more accepting with some of our
Speaker 1: listeners or or even some of us. Like when jose
Speaker 1: bites his fingernails and makes a pile of them on
Speaker 1: the desk, you could be accepting of that instead of
Speaker 1: being all judgmental, and maybe says something nice to him like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was an impressive pile. Yeah, I'm hygienic. No you're not.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you forget the pile of fingernails on the
Speaker 1: table and so then they turn that kind of yellow
Speaker 1: color after they've been saying no. I was hoping that
Speaker 1: we could be a little bit more accepting of people
Speaker 1: in their h That's a lot for me to ask.
Speaker 1: So h have gotten accepting? Jeff If you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second date update and be judged for
Speaker 1: every little mistake you've ever made, Yeah, email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person isn't calling you. Guys, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.