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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's selling audiobooks of famous magic shows,

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Speaker 1: dictated by Mike Tyson, where he tells you exactly what

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Speaker 1: is happening up on stage.

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Speaker 2: He's waving his hands. Man, OK, he's gone, I don't

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Speaker 2: know where you're going.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we could do a whole segment just

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Speaker 4: on that.

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Speaker 5: Get the full sixty seven hours of Magic Show on

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Speaker 5: audiobook with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 5: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 5: except we've.

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Speaker 2: Got a laser. There's other wand daddies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Laser story is out of Vancouver, British Columbia.

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Speaker 1: David and Gloria Garoffalo have two little kids, so they

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Speaker 1: hired a nanny to help them out for ten weeks.

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Speaker 1: But after a month, their nanny quit without notice.

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Speaker 3: Nobody can tamping it's hard to find nanny's legit.

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Speaker 1: The nanny decided the parents were too demanding, so she bailed,

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Speaker 1: but that wasn't the end of it. David and Gloria

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Speaker 1: are lawyers, so they sued the nanny for breach of

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Speaker 1: contract and not saying goodbye to the children.

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Speaker 2: He probably should have said goodbye to the kids. Though

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Speaker 2: to follow you is beside himself. They her for what

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Speaker 2: we'll get to that.

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Speaker 1: They also stated by having the nanny quit on such

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Speaker 1: short notice, it damaged their ability to earn income. So

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Speaker 1: along with that they should also receive punitive damages for

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Speaker 1: the complete quote disregard to the interests.

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Speaker 2: Of the kids.

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Speaker 4: Nanny, nanny, Yeah, just go to a daycare.

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Speaker 3: So when they're saying because they missed some work because

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Speaker 3: they had to look at the kids, yeah.

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Speaker 4: We actually had a parent. Don't you think we can't

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Speaker 4: make money from parenting?

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Speaker 1: So to wrap it up, they were paying the nanny

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars an hour for the job, but that is

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Speaker 1: not very much.

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Speaker 2: Are now seeking a.

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Speaker 1: Reasonable five hundred thousand dollars in damages.

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Speaker 2: From God and you're gonna crush. I hope they win.

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Speaker 1: That'll teach those disrespectful nannies a lesson.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I thought I saw jose on your browser.

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Speaker 2: Disrespectful nannies? Did I not see that search?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That was mean?

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Speaker 2: Okay, hot stuff on there this.

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Speaker 1: Next days there's stories out of Tennessee. A few months ago,

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Speaker 1: a thirty eight year old guy named Thomas Bardy and

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend stole a Dodge Challenger from a rental car

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Speaker 1: parking lot at Nashville International Airport from the air that's smart.

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Speaker 2: There's always cards at the airport.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a rental car place, right, so you

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Speaker 3: feel like you're not you know, you're not stealing someone

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Speaker 3: stealing a company.

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Speaker 2: So we all agree we like this.

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Speaker 1: And because the Challenger is so fast, they were able

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Speaker 1: to speed away from the cops and took off. But

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Speaker 1: that's right around when his girlfriend called nine to one

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Speaker 1: one from inside the car, trying to turn Thomas in

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Speaker 1: and get some reward money.

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Speaker 4: No, wait a minute, she's like, let me the dispatcher

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Speaker 4: done both sides. It sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Dispatcher told her there wasn't any reward, but she wouldn't

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Speaker 1: let it go, trying to negotiate, saying, okay, how about

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing here, one fifty okay, come on, one

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Speaker 2: twenty five.

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Speaker 4: That actually sounds like a prank phone call, a phone out.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of smart because she can get enough to

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Speaker 1: bail him out, right, Okay, just give us like a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: I don't think she wants him out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the operator was having none of it, so they

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Speaker 1: got away up until last week when the cops got

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Speaker 1: a tip in their investigation and they found Thomas, arrested

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Speaker 1: him on several charges, and from there they went to

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend's workplace and cuffed her in front of her colleagues.

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Speaker 2: Yea, because they have.

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Speaker 4: They have to have her secure to give her the

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Speaker 1: Then as a joke, they asked her if she wanted

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Speaker 2: No, no, we said it had fifty thousand dollars. What

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Speaker 1: She was arrested for attempting to harbor a fugitive and

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, loving fugitives, it's gonna cost.

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Speaker 2: This next lazer. Stories out of baby Landia of babies,

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Speaker 2: I wonder who the mayor is, who is your best friend?

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Speaker 2: And what is their dad's name?

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Speaker 1: Because whatever your answer is might be a great name

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Speaker 1: for a baby girl.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking, Rick, I got it, Either I got

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Speaker 3: Randy over here or I can see that though.

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Speaker 4: Or Rancher rob.

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Speaker 2: Those are all good candidates.

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Speaker 1: According to a baby named consultant, my best friend's dad

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Speaker 1: is the hot new baby name trend to look out

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Speaker 1: for next year because Grandpa named for girls have been

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Speaker 1: trending for a little while now. Name Barry actually predicted

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Speaker 1: that a few years ago, and they said names like Max, Lenny,

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Speaker 1: and Teddy would become popular, and they did.

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Speaker 2: And now my best friend's dad is a continuation of that.

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Speaker 4: It's really funny.

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Speaker 1: So just think of who your best friend is, what

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Speaker 1: their dad's name is, and would that work as a

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Speaker 1: girl's name. A few examples that they gave were Scottie, Tommy, Mickey,

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Speaker 1: and Billy. I could definitely see a baby girl name like.

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Speaker 2: Gary, Gary, Gary, George. My best friend's gonna be cantily.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I like that. That's actually really pretty.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of cute. His next lazer story is out

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Speaker 2: of trend Town.

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Speaker 1: Someone recently asked the Internet what trend died so fast

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Speaker 1: you could hardly even call it a trend.

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Speaker 2: Here are the top responses. Number seven.

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Speaker 1: Back in the nineties, when some kids were walking around

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Speaker 1: with pacifiers in their mouths and hanging around their necks.

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Speaker 4: Was the start of the raves, but then didn't know

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Speaker 4: that what raves really were. Yeah, they didn't realize what

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Speaker 4: those were four.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, exactly, there was a thing and it

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Speaker 1: was disturbing. Number six in the early twenty tens when

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Speaker 1: the Pooh emoji was on everything. Remember it was on

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Speaker 1: clothes and toys and even on trees.

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Speaker 4: It's still real hot in my household.

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Speaker 3: You could do like the emojis on FaceTime where you

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Speaker 3: change your face and then turned in everybody into poop.

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Speaker 2: Number five flash mobs.

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Speaker 4: How long they lasted just because of how much effort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well then it got onto the office during the wedding. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I think the office kind of helps. I'm glad

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Speaker 2: that it's over.

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Speaker 1: Number four anything from Spencer's SELFI sticks, fidget spinners, and

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Speaker 1: salt lamps.

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Speaker 4: Just even saying Spencers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Number three also the trend that went away as quick

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Speaker 1: as it showed up the phone game Flappy Bird.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't they get taken away? Like, didn't it get you?

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Speaker 4: Or is it still there? Is that different than angry Birds?

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Speaker 2: Yes, blobby bird? Is you going to tap it to

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Speaker 2: make it go on?

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Speaker 1: I think the creator of the game decided to get

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Speaker 1: got taken down.

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Speaker 4: I was so even he was wasting too much time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was Number two in the early twenty twenties,

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Speaker 1: hoverboards were all the.

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Speaker 4: Raids, and then they started a lot of garage fires.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people biting it on them. And the number one

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Speaker 2: trend that died so fast you could hardly even call

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Speaker 2: it a trend, NFTs.

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Speaker 1: It's the digital art that you can own of like

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Speaker 1: certain memes or images or what.

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Speaker 4: That monkey is the most famous one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's still depreciated by like seventy five wasn't investment.

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Speaker 2: I feel bad for Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 1: But on the flip side, there are some people out

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Speaker 1: there who are still loving these Like this guy is

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Speaker 1: the sound of him riding a hoverboard with a poop

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Speaker 1: emode next to him.

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Speaker 2: Way, I'd buy it. I hope that's a poop emoji.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, did he mess the board sumper? That sound

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Speaker 2: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: Can't take these animals with us anywhere the he We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Friday.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning