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Speaker 1: What's up, guys? What's up friends? What a beautiful day

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Speaker 1: in southern California. Gorgeous it is. Bogan Villa is popping everywhere.

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Speaker 1: The what is what? The bogan villa? That beautiful, bright

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Speaker 1: pink flower you see everywhere, the bogan villa. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: never heard that term before. Nope, Bogan Am I saying

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Speaker 1: it right, guys, Bogan Villa. It's beautiful, It's everywhere. It's

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Speaker 1: very laws. Desert flowers are the best, which I did

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Speaker 1: not know until it came out here. The cactus is

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Speaker 1: the best desert flower. Let's keep it one hundred. That

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Speaker 1: is a beautiful desert flower to eat in a taco. Yes. Um,

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Speaker 1: we laid down the Casey song yesterday. We do Oh man, Donald,

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Speaker 1: we really it's amazing. You've heard took it to the

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Speaker 1: next level. The finished product from yeaterday's session. I have

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Speaker 1: not heard yet. I'll get to you as soon as

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Speaker 1: I receive it. But Donald was doing harmonies, and uh,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be a true work

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Speaker 1: of art. Ze beat through in a couple of Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She's gonna keep Our friend Jessica Weiss,

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Speaker 1: who's a blowing up composer. She composed the new Cinderella

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Speaker 1: movie with Camilla Cabello that's coming out, and she na,

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Speaker 1: when you come me sin Yati, Yeah, yeah, that's her

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Speaker 1: and she's um, she's um so talented, Jessica Weiss, and

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Speaker 1: so I was like, she's so busy. But I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, we got other fancy people. So I asked

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Speaker 1: her to help. I had sort of come up with

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Speaker 1: the melody and the words. I was the what is that?

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Speaker 1: I was the songwriter if you will okay? And and

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Speaker 1: then I brought it to the producer who turned it

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Speaker 1: into something of a bop. One am I in this situation,

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Speaker 1: just the art you're the artist. You're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you're the pop artist who came in with their talents,

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Speaker 1: their their voice, their personality, their charm and brought it

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Speaker 1: to life. Right. I think most people in the world,

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Speaker 1: in the real world, don't they assume that that these

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Speaker 1: pop artists wrote the song they sing? Speaking of pop artists, yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you listening to K pop at all? I don't

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Speaker 1: listen to any K pop? Please don't know what the

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Speaker 1: name of that bend that's the How does K pop any?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? That them boys been getting me every time,

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Speaker 1: every time, every time, so I'll be I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: by the end of it, I'm like smooth like butter

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Speaker 1: so good it is. Yeah, I have never I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever heard a BTS That one's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: I've heard that one. I've heard that that Dynamite song.

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Speaker 1: That one gets me every time a robot algorithm figured

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Speaker 1: out exactly what you want to hear. Is this theory

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Speaker 1: or I mean, is this conspiracy theory or is this No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you know, uh, there's there's a formula,

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Speaker 1: computer formula of writing a hooky pop song, right sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's definitely you know, there's standpson and you know,

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Speaker 1: tried in true practices that make a pop hit. But

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Speaker 1: the moment. They're all really super talented. Okay, it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a super group. Dynamite that night. Well, Donald was

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Speaker 1: laying down the tracks yesterday and I really felt like

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Speaker 1: a that's right, That's right. It's really good though. And Casey.

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Speaker 1: It's about Casey. So Casey was just bopping her head there.

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Speaker 1: small talk. And Lee Daniels says, oh, hey, have you

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Speaker 1: ever met Debbie Allen? Oh? No, So I turned I

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Speaker 1: and they're all seated, and I can't help myself, you wan't.

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Speaker 1: that was my audition for all your future projects. So incredible.

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Speaker 1: You know. Normally I get really nervous around meaning celebrities

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Speaker 1: the show. Scrubs A day of shot five six seven

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Speaker 1: fairly funny My New God, Yes, directed by Victor Nelly.

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Speaker 1: This was the episode I was talking about when I

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Speaker 1: a church and Victor Nelly was playing May God Bless

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Speaker 1: You in the whole. I had never heard the song before.

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Speaker 1: Love Be with you. Beautiful song. Yes, beautiful, I picture

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Speaker 1: know it's Victor Nellie because he's always trying to do

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Speaker 1: And then it turns around and it's the it's the janitor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: load up their precious vases. This poor Asian couple comes

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Speaker 1: But but his explanation was, like, I traveled to China

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Speaker 1: and it's they're robbing an Asian family. Yeah. I laughed

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Speaker 1: I don't remember this. I'm being chased by German shepherds

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Speaker 1: up the sign. But I'm saying the science doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: that it has to be in missionary all the time

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Speaker 1: now anymore. So I'm saying trying to say, Joel, can

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Speaker 1: you google the best you can get pregnant doggie style,

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Speaker 1: you can get pregnant. No, I know, but I'm saying

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Speaker 1: if you're someone would say it's not happening quickly, and

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Speaker 1: you and your partner are really trying like you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it by the book you got the app saying

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Speaker 1: I'm elating, honey, this is the right exact time that

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Speaker 1: we have the best shot of trying. I don't think

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Speaker 1: doggie style is probably best, but Joell will how do

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Speaker 1: you know this? I'm guessing because in the movies, all

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Speaker 1: my kids to doggie style babies. Oh wow, you guys

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Speaker 1: thought this podcast wouldn't teach new information. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that's I would like to have a t shirt

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Speaker 1: that says, all my kids are doggy style babies. Donald,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if that's true

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Speaker 1: or not. I just said it because I know, but

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Speaker 1: it's funny. Do well? Can we have that put on

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Speaker 1: a baby onesie? Um? All my for the kids? All

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Speaker 1: my kids are doggy styles that'll sell like hotcakes. That

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Speaker 1: will sell like hotcakes. Willis agree? Oh my babies? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well too? Well? Will you just google for us? Um

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Speaker 1: answer here for you? All right? L. A. Kinsburg, PhD.

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Speaker 1: Chief of the Division of Behavioral Medicine at University Hospitals

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Speaker 1: Case Medical Center, says it's very difficult to research specific

443
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Speaker 1: sexual positions that might enhance fertility, and essentially there's not

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Speaker 1: really a lot of specific science on it. But her

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Speaker 1: number one suggestion is missionary. Number two is doggy. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: bam bam, I just think mission will. You also have

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Speaker 1: a lot of length and girth, so you might be

448
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Speaker 1: you might be getting closer to the egg than others.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I think Joel, it's just physics. If

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Speaker 1: he's able to reach in there further with his science.

451
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Speaker 1: If someone has a small tenus, the spermam further to travel.

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Speaker 1: It's fast. That's why it's a little bit harder. Yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: to have babies. Yes, because the sperm gets out of

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Speaker 1: the small penis. Is like, where the fuck do we go?

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Speaker 1: I don't know Where's Donald's just hand delivering the sperm.

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Speaker 1: You know how they have like white glove delivery for furniture.

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Speaker 1: Donald's giving that sperm white glove delivery. Oh my, I

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Speaker 1: love that. Okay. So Turk realizes that he's not gonna

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Speaker 1: have four play before sex. So he realizes that angry

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Speaker 1: sex is a lot of fun kissing her off. Have

461
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Speaker 1: you ever had angry sex? Um, I'm sure I don't

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Speaker 1: remember a specific example, but is that your thing? Do

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Speaker 1: you do that? I don't, I don't. I disagree with

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Speaker 1: angry sex being awesome. Well, you're saying horrible things to Carla.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't think that would work. I

466
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Speaker 1: think she'd be like, fuck you, dick, go in the

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Speaker 1: other room. No, because she wants to have a baby.

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Speaker 1: No she won't. She but you're saying no, No, you're

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Speaker 1: saying all you said you tell her to brush her

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Speaker 1: hair with a rake or something shit like that. Listen,

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Speaker 1: she said she needs a rake to brush her hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but she wants a baby, and she's stuck with me,

473
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Speaker 1: so she has to have sex with me. And so

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Speaker 1: now she's angry and having sex with me. But in

475
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Speaker 1: the real world, your wife would turn you like, what

476
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Speaker 1: the fuck did you just say? Anybody you want to

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Speaker 1: have a baby? Right? Um? Okay, So then we learn

478
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Speaker 1: that um Elliott does not use the word penis or vagina. Um.

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Speaker 1: She has three options for penis, swing schwan, swing schwan.

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Speaker 1: Is it swing shuan or swing schwan? I thought it

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Speaker 1: was swing schwan, okay, swing schwan, peepers or peep and

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00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: then a vagina is bajingo or jingo, and then you

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Speaker 1: mentioned which is just ridiculous because she's a doctor, And

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Speaker 1: then you mentioned the cervical mucus and she goes, from

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Speaker 1: now on, we'll be calling that ikey sticky, which is

486
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Speaker 1: what they called marijuana. Something that's sticky, icky ikey. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I laughed so hard at this. I just

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Speaker 1: love that Elliott is a doctor and she can't talk

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Speaker 1: about genitalia. She calls the swing a penis a swing

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Speaker 1: swan swing swong andoo hoo. But jango is a good

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Speaker 1: one too, and yeah, yeah, the jingoes great. I also

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Speaker 1: laughed at We kind of jumped over this a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But how the janitor tells the audience he's gonna get

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Speaker 1: j j D's gonna be robbing somebody by giving him

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Speaker 1: the hat and the gloves before the Asian people come in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jad's got the hat and then he leaves. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Jady smiling like in thought at the table, just thinking,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Now what about what earlier armies skipped

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Speaker 1: this too? When we played Koyana SCOTTSI the Philip Glass track. Um,

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Speaker 1: when the janitors staring me down? You remember that? Yes?

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00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: What's that from Daniel? Do you know? Kayonna Scotts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a film. Wait is that your is that? We're

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Speaker 1: asking like what the film is? Well, there's a organ

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00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: and then this like deep chance, Yeah, it's from the

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Speaker 1: it's is it not from the film? I'm assuming it is.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Did Philip Glass score that film? I

507
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: never saw the film. It's it's a it's a banger

508
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Speaker 1: of the film. Who is it? Is it Lucas by

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Speaker 1: hip Music? Yeah? Philip Glass the music I was doing

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Speaker 1: Indiana Jones in the Temple of Do No. This is

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00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and it's like you know Organs and and

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00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: then the Channe line in slow motion and there's a

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00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: funny moment where he gets blocked and he's like, guys,

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Speaker 1: can you can you please move out of the way.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him the evil eye and sure,

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Speaker 1: and then it comes right back. Oh yeah, Um, we

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Speaker 1: learned that my prison name is Gizmo. Probably I missed this.

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Speaker 1: How did I miss all of this? There were just

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Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. There are a lot of jokes

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00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: in there, a lot of jokes packed in um. Now

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00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: not to mention um. The giant bear shaking Elliot. That

522
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: made me laugh harder than anything in the episode. That's screaming.

523
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: Them screaming like that, and the bear shaking the car

524
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Speaker 1: made I want you all to know that that is

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Speaker 1: not green scream. They brought a fucking giant grizzly bear

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Speaker 1: to that parking lot and the bear shook that car

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Speaker 1: with Elliott inside. I laughed so hard because that would

528
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Speaker 1: be me. There's nothing else, there's nothing else to do

529
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: in that situation but scream. This is Bill went into

530
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: a phase here where there was animal jokes in every episode.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna start seeing them come up this season. A lot.

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00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: There's always any animal joke, and and this is starting

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00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: to happen. As you see that, I think everyone just

534
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: was like, well, it was fun to All we have

535
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: to do is write an animal joke and then we

536
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: get cool animals, Like just put a grizzly bear in

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Speaker 1: a fat flashback and there'll be a fucking grizzly bear

538
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: here on Tuesday. What about ostyges that we're Donald's can go, Yeah,

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00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: let's write that in When she does that basketball trick

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00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: shot at the end that was clearly you know, like

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Speaker 1: the clearly someone was off frame catching it and putting

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Speaker 1: it back. You believe that absolutely, Cheryl Hines isn't throwing

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Speaker 1: a ball behind her head and hitting it. Also, watch

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00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: the ball goes out of frame. Yeah, it does go

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Speaker 1: out of frame, but I mean it was seamless. But

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Speaker 1: I would say that seems harder to do. Throw the

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Speaker 1: ball off screen, somebody catch it above the rim. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you need two people. No, no, I disagree. You need

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00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: two people right above the backboard and one's catching her

550
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: ball and one simultaneously letting their ball go. Okay, I

551
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: think that's the way it was done. There's no way,

552
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: charl Hins. There's no ladder behind the backboard or anything

553
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: like that, or the craner or roof. Trust me, there's

554
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: no shot from the roof. It seems a bit harder

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00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: than No. I'm saying, they're literally above the backboard, like

556
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: a foot above, two feet above the rim. To be

557
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: surprised how easy it is to miss anyway. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: one thing made me laugh at the end of the show.

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00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: What what the fuck is JD doing at the ramp

560
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: watching Cox and his sister make amend like it pants

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00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: to j D and he's sitting there at the ramp.

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Speaker 1: Someone's got to sum up the end of the episode

563
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: of what we all learn. Who the hell is going

564
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: to sum up the episode? Yeah, I think this is

565
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: the first time you were like actually witnessing the the

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00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: reconciliation between the two siblings. But you're like, right there,

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00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: No one else is in the parking lot at all,

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00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: the emergency entrance except for you, the at the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the ram staring at them with the with the

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00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: whiskful grin. Listen this. You need a vl You need

571
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Speaker 1: someone there. You need someone there to give a nice

572
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: heartfelt end of episode VL. Um. All right, so we

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Speaker 1: have a caller, guys. Um, we're gonna take a break

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Speaker 1: right back with the best guest you've ever heard, and

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Speaker 1: we're back back. Do or do not? There is no try?

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00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: All right words um, Yes, bring in the Jews. We

577
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: got a call, you know, like a botta smoke maybe

578
00:35:49,400 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: talking about the episode. So come on, let's get the show.

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Speaker 1: Julie and Julian, welcome to the program. How are you, sir?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, how are you. We're very excited you're here.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful day. In southern California. Where are you located?

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00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: I am in Garden Grove, California. Where is where is it?

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00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm right by Huntington Beach, Orange County. Got right by

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00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: Knotsbury Farm, not too far. Okay, I've been to Knotsbury Farm.

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00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: They made great biscuits. They got those biscuit packs and

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Speaker 1: the jelly Dont you don't ever mentioned Knotsbury Farm because

587
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: you're so loyal to Disneyland. Have you ever been to

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00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: I have been to Knotsbury Farm several times, and you

589
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: can buy scary coasters. Yeah, they have some great roller

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00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: coasters at Knotsbury Farm. Julian, do you go to Knotsbury Farm?

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00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: I've actually never been. What are you not much of

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00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: a coaster guy? Uh? Not really. I guess my older

593
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: brother scar the crap out me when I was younger,

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00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: so it kind of rude for me. How did he

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00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: scare the crap for you that made it so that

596
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: you didn't want to get on a roller coaster again?

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00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: Basically like I would die? He told you you were

598
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: gonna die on a roller coaster? Basically just freaked me out.

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00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: With any story they could or it would go off

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00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: the rails or something or something just beyond. So I

601
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: just never went on roller coasters. So you've never been

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00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: on a roller coaster, especially the giant ones you have

603
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: like six Flags kind that are like the Hulk where

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00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: you're just like standing up and I hate that. So

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00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: you've never you've never been on a roller coaster before.

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00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: It's what you're saying. I have not. Wow. Wow, I'm

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00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: gonna glad you an easy one like I go on

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00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: ones that go fast but not make me nauseous. Can

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00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: you do? Can you do Space Mountain at Disneyland Tech? Yeah,

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00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: I've done it. It's just I've done it a bunch

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00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: of times. I just don't. I don't ever feel better

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00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: coming out than when I went in. Like everyone else

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00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: that's coming out going, oh my god, that's good, let's

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00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: go again. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm gonna feel nauseous

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00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: probably for forty five minutes. And why did I do that?

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00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: I have to be quite honest, and I know this

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00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: is gonna be seck just for all of you, but

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Speaker 1: I've never been to Disneyland. I'm just You're just a

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Speaker 1: sad human being. Julian. I'm excited for you. It's fun.

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00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: Well the thing is okay, it doesn't really count. But

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Speaker 1: I went when I was three, but I don't really

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Speaker 1: remember it at all. Yeah, listen, I'm gonna I will

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Speaker 1: say this. I will say this. Go ahead. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with never going to Disneyland. There's nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: never getting on a on a roller coaster. Ride ahead.

626
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Speaker 1: There is something wrong with not having fun. Julian, Yeah, okay, Julian.

627
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do for fun? Yeah, Julian,

628
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: what what favorite thing doing? Especially during pandemic? I play

629
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 1: like guitar bass. Three D prints just kind of stay indoors.

630
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: Do you three D print? What kind of stuff do

631
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 1: you make? Um? Right now, I'm messing with the printers

632
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: actually printing helmets and I printed a Mandalorian helmet that

633
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 1: was my very like first prince wow, um, very good.

634
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: But it was a good test brand. So when you

635
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: get it off the web, that and then you can

636
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: hit like print and your thing will make it, or

637
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: you design the helmet yourself. Uh no, I'm actually plant

638
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: on tickets and forces to design. But it's just like

639
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: a like a download this and print it. And there

640
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: is a very friendly community as far as like sharing

641
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: original designs and mock ups. Goes right, what's a good

642
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: three D print? Like, what's a good brand? Because I

643
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: want to I want to print Donald a Mandalorian helmet.

644
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: A good brand? Um, a good starter? One is uh

645
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: is an end or? Three? Is what I'm using? Right?

646
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: Endoor three? Okay? Endor Or? In Star Wars Donald Endoor. Yeah,

647
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: it's the forest moon of the planet Indoor, the forest Moon.

648
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: So Indoor is actually not the actual planet that they're on.

649
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: They're on the forest Moon of Indoor. So Endoor is

650
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 1: a planet. Do we ever go to Endoor in the show? No,

651
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: but we are on the forest moon. Stop saying forest moon.

652
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: But that's how they say it in the movie. I know.

653
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: I just think that it's too bad that Endoor doesn't

654
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: get a troop. We'll put a garrison. What what did

655
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: they say, Joel, We'll send a crack team to the

656
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: forest Moon of Endoor. Is that Adam lac Bar? That

657
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: Zach Barr? That was Zach Barr? Impressed General Nadine. I

658
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: like ac Bar. I always thought he was cool. That's

659
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: a trap yeah all the time. All right, sorry, Julian,

660
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: we're back to you. Do you have a question for

661
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: you can't handle firepower of that magnitude. Donald. Listen, Julian's

662
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: going to ask a question. Well, first I want to

663
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: say that I'm sorry for my camera. I'm kind of

664
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: dark here, not just camera, myself too and dark man. Well,

665
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: we all upgraded our cameras, except Donald's decided to steal

666
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: the one iHeart gave him and use it for animation.

667
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: So Donald is still back to his shitty camera. When

668
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna rectify that, I will rectify it soon, yeah,

669
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: because one day we'll put this on YouTube and you're

670
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: gonna look grainy and only me and Daniel are gonna

671
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: look high death. Yeah, but it took Daniel a while

672
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: to get that camera right and your camera all right.

673
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that I Heart gave us

674
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: fancy cameras, so in case we ever want to put

675
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: this show on YouTube and you stole it and use

676
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: it for animation, it's a great camera. It is a

677
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: great camera. You're right, but it's meant for the fucking podcast.

678
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: Four K dude, Okay, he's still using it, yeah, um, gradually.

679
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: But un first off, Unceley, thank you for having me

680
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I'm super excited. And very nervous. Don't

681
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: pretend no one's listening to us. I am. I'm still

682
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: very nervous. Even the people in stod are listening ahead.

683
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: We're huge and stad silent g donal um, but yeah,

684
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: starts with the G right down. Yes it's I thought

685
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: you were a fucking encyclopedia guys. Oh it is. Wow,

686
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: it is just tad silent donald. So it's really pronounced y. No,

687
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: we just said it silent as sont you dare call

688
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: me twat gears? All right, Julian, I'm glad I didn't.

689
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't. I'm not you, Julie. I don't

690
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: think you would call me twenty years Why wouldn't this

691
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: guy does? Um? Well, okay, so I guess the reason

692
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm here is a couple of weeks ago since to

693
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: listen to you guys on the podcast obviously, and you

694
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: had mentioned about how you want to hear a story

695
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: of I guess a couple of breaking up and then

696
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: getting back together and kind of saying where that's at.

697
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: So basically I met my wife or thirteen, and we

698
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: were friends throughout middle school, high school, whatever it might be.

699
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: And after high school we stopped talking for a while,

700
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: and I found out that she was getting into trouble.

701
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: When you saying she was getting into trouble, like she

702
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: was doing drive bys and shit like that, or no, no, no,

703
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I grew up in Hyton Beach, There's there's no drive bys. Really,

704
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: what do you mean drugs? What do you mean? Drugs?

705
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: Mainly um and just getting into that kind of trouble,

706
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: that kind of lifestyle, and and so I kind of

707
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: got a rout of it, I guess. And so we

708
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: started dating for a little while, and I mean, it

709
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: was the best time that I had in Unfortunately it's

710
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: for a short lived time because she ended up moving

711
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: to Michigan, where her biological father lives. So we dated

712
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: up until the point she had to leave, which was

713
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: an amazing three months. Time passed and we had other

714
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: relationships and one day in twenty sixteen, I accidentally butt

715
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: dialed her. Well, I was trying to text her and

716
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: I hit the call button. I hung up, like I

717
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: don't even know what to say to her. Her voice

718
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: so long, So she ended up calling it back and

719
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: we did not stop talking for the next eight hours.

720
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: And it was at like nine o'clock at night. Wow.

721
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: We talked and we talked and I was like, screw this,

722
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: like it's been six years and I'm gonna go see her.

723
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: So I booked the flight. Wait, did were you like?

724
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: What did you say that to her? Were you like,

725
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, we've been talking all night. I think the

726
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: next step is just for me to come and I'm

727
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: going to go I'm going to see you. And she

728
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: was like, all right now, not at all. Uh, it

729
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: was it was it was just me really. I didn't

730
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: want to seem too pushy, but she was very happy

731
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,959
Speaker 1: with the idea. When I finally told her maybe about

732
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: a week or two later, and so I booked the flight.

733
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: We hit a great time and we started to I

734
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: guess we started to date again when I went to

735
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: visit her, and we knew how that ended before, as

736
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: long as it's not at all, so again I said

737
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: fuck it. Uh to Forty days later, I packed all

738
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: my ship and moved to Michigan. Oh my god, Wow,

739
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: you were in love, my friend. You were love? Yeah,

740
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: And so I went from me, you went from the

741
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: beach to Michigan. Yeah, for love finds out it's cold,

742
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: um yeah um but uh so yeah, So I went

743
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: and and I rented a van because I my car

744
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: was a piece of crap, and I took my dog

745
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: and went to Michigan on a whim. We were there

746
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: about me, oh yeah, oh no, yeah, I moved here here,

747
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: I am no, no, I gave up everything. So she

748
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: wanted you to move there and you did? Yeah? Uh so,

749
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: um so what happens? Did we stay in Michigan another

750
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: six months? And she's like, I don't want to do

751
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: another Michigan winter. Let's get out of here. So she's

752
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: from here, and so it wasn't too hard called the

753
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: make really, so we moved back. So I moved all

754
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: my crap and my dog and my girlfriend all the

755
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: same time. Or six months later back to California. Wow,

756
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: same van. No, no, we bought a car while we

757
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: were out there, the same van. No. Great. Actually, now

758
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: she you're doing a lot of things for this woman.

759
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: I hope that she is appreciative of of of all

760
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: the life changes you're making. For one thing, I didn't

761
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: tell you, and it sounds crazy, I bought an engagement

762
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: ring way before I moved to Michigan or to back

763
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: to California. I'm sorry, before I moved to Michigan. I

764
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: had bought an engagement ring, prepared to ask her to

765
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: marry me at some point, and you'd chickened out the

766
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: whole time you were there, dude. Huh oh you asked,

767
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: did you ask her while you were in Michigan? I did.

768
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: I got the engaged ring, moved to Michigan, and uh

769
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: asked her to get married. And then we ended up

770
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: moving back to California, all our families so not back

771
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: to California. Um. Nine months later we got married. So

772
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: and uh now we have a beautiful two year old boy.

773
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: Um and uh yeah, I mean that's that's that's my

774
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: story of of I did the craziest thing I've ever

775
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: done in my life and going back to saying that's

776
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: she's done anything great for me. She gave me a

777
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: beautiful to old boy has a happy ending. I was

778
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: worried because sometimes Joel throws at us a really sad ending,

779
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: and this had a beautiful ending. I thought, you're gonna

780
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: be like and then she fucked my best friend and

781
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: I was okay with it, you know, like sometimes Joel

782
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: throws those at up. So I wonder how they're doing.

783
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: I wonder how they're doing. I know, Joel, I want

784
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: to check in on them because I really hope that

785
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: he's had his turn and he can tell us about it.

786
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh please don't follow up with them. But no story,

787
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: I know. But Julian, we love a happy ending, a

788
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 1: romantic story. And you did you You gave up your

789
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: whole life for love and it panned out. That's beautiful.

790
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where I grew up a

791
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: romantic and I don't really know the phrase, but there

792
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: was all I watched a lot of those movies where

793
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: it's like hopelessness romantic and well there's well it doesn't

794
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't always work out. But in your case, you

795
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: really stepped out on a limb. You really, you know yourself.

796
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: You made yourself so vulnerable and and it worked. You know,

797
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: It's it was just scaring I've ever done, of course,

798
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: well until having a child. Yeah, let me know about

799
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: how long were you got How long were you guys

800
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: dating when you decided to ask her to marry you?

801
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: Not long at all? Well, I mean it was like

802
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 1: six months maybe less than that, eh, but he if that,

803
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: But I mean I've known her since we were twelve,

804
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: and you, guys, I know you guys have been together

805
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: since then too, You got a baby together and everything

806
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: you both to living in California again. That's a wonderful thing, man,

807
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: it really is. I don't know how we can fix

808
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: your life because your life feels like it's is pretty

809
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: darn great. Is there anything you need fixing? There? There

810
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: is a fix my life that does have to do

811
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: with my son. Actually, Okay, Donald, it's time for Garden Grove,

812
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: California's favorite segment. It's time too, fi yo life excited

813
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: for that? Okay, So my parents and my brother watch

814
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 1: my son while my wife and I are at work,

815
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: and I've actually come to pick up my son. And

816
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: eventually you found out that my brother's teaching my son

817
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: that dresses or for girls and blue with for boys

818
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: and all this macho masculine bullshit that I don't want

819
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: the toxicity. And my my son adores my brother, and honestly,

820
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't really want him around him, just because he

821
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: he's this anti progressive, honestly very homophobic, and it tears

822
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: me to bit. It's just the shreds that um. But

823
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: this is happening, and I have nowhere else to go.

824
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: I have nowhere to I don't like, we can't afford

825
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: daycare and I live in California. Have you spoken to

826
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: your brother and said, hey, you know, you know, we

827
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: love you and everything, but we don't want you programming

828
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: or a child with these beliefs. We actually had a

829
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say discussion. We definitely fought. Um. We went

830
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: off on each other about it, and uh, it's it's

831
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: just one of those things where he's he thinks he's

832
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: rights and his generation was right and this and that

833
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and just I don't I don't know

834
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: what to do. Well, you're a bit tangled because you

835
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: need to help with healthcare and you can't afford healthcare.

836
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Speaker 1: That's not your brother. Um, how old is the child

837
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: used too? Okay, well he's a little young probably to

838
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: be processing um any of right, yeah, right, but but

839
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I've already heard him come home. My son will say

840
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 1: things like boys don't cry. Yeah, and I tell him,

841
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: I who told you that? And obviously everyone denies it,

842
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: but now knowing saying like my son was wore a

843
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: little blanking he said my new dress, and my brother

844
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: corrects him like, no, boys don't wear dresses. And then

845
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 1: we went off on a tangent about it. I don't

846
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: know what I'm supposed to do. That's really tricky because

847
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: you're if your brother's not respecting your wishes, Um, it's

848
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: really disrespectful from him. But at the same time, you're

849
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: you're a bit stuck because you need the healthcare help.

850
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me, you need be a daycare help. What do

851
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: you Joel Daniel Donald any ideas what to help him.

852
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't bring my kid around my brother. That's just

853
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: how I would. That's just how I would handle it.

854
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: And I know it's fucked up for my brother, but

855
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want my kids having any type

856
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: of prejudice or yeah, or he's kind of doing it

857
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: to himself, like if I take my son away from

858
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: but that's that's his that you know, it's clear that

859
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: your brother does love your son. Yeah, but you know

860
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: it's not his place to it's not his place to

861
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: to to do that to It's not his place to

862
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: educate your son on with his beliefs, you know what

863
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: I mean, It's not his it's not his place to

864
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: do that. So especially when especially when you best, especially

865
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: when you very specifically has said don't do that and

866
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: he's still doing it. Yeah, like that's a that's gonna

867
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: be a note in the words Randy Jackson, that's gonna

868
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: be a note for me, dog like straight up, like

869
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: you gotta, I would not bring my child around that person,

870
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: Daniel Joel any thoughts I think personally, you know, you

871
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: might have to make some sort of like quote unquote

872
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: financial sacrifice in this department to make your point to

873
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: your brother, because right now it's only words until you

874
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: take action, and the action needs to be you will

875
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: not see my child again if you keep talking this way,

876
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: I will remove my child from your life. I will

877
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: remove you from my life if you cannot respect this

878
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: very basic wish to you know, simply be accepting of

879
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: other people and be progressive in the in the in

880
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: the most basic way, you know what I mean, And

881
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: so and and this might mean that until your brother

882
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: comes around, you might have to pay for daycare in

883
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: some fashion. And I know that's tough, and I know

884
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: it's going to be like you know, I don't know

885
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: if it's an extra shift or I don't know if

886
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:34,280
Speaker 1: it's you know, selling some three D printed Mandalorian helmets

887
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, like something Yeah, maybe Hey, you

888
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: know what you can do? Do Do you do? Do you

889
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: stream on Twitch? You ever heard of twitch? Maybe you

890
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: should stream some Oh shit, we forgot to stream with

891
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: freaking Dan or the other night. It's okay, I do

892
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: it every day. I do it every day or Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

893
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: We'll work it. We'll work it out. He's got so

894
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: pissed off you could tell he's so sorry. It's okay,

895
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: it's okay. The way this is jum right now, I

896
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: want to watch. Am I allowed to comment? And will

897
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: you see my coms? Of course? Yes? I supposed to

898
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: make it rain dude. It's okay, it's okay. This is

899
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: about Julian right now. One second, one second, we have

900
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: to rectify this. Yeah, sorry, Dan, it's okay. It's really,

901
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: it's really truly. Get on tonight and take you private Friday.

902
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: Oh boy, take we're gonna make You're gonna take you

903
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: private and make your long story long story. Sure. Are

904
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: we allowed to say things on your Twitch stream like

905
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: show us your butt? Yes? Of course you can say

906
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: whatever you want anyway. Julian, I think you know, unfortunately,

907
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: there might be a little bit of self sacrifice here

908
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: and that if you want to make the point. You

909
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: have to just do it. Do it. It can't be like,

910
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: well we need this, it's like, yeah, you need it,

911
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: you need to get it from somewhere else. Yeahl's right.

912
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 1: By the way, if you if you, if you fire

913
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: a warning shot and like say, oh, sorry, well now

914
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: you're I have to I have to punish you in

915
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: so many words. Uh and and and you know, for

916
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: a month, hire a babysitter. And and maybe and maybe

917
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: that will sort of say, oh shit, he wasn't fucking around,

918
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna I'm gonna correct myself. Maybe. Yeah, all right,

919
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,919
Speaker 1: you're welcome. You're welcome, Julian, Julian, I'm gonna be honest

920
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: with you. That's a tough one because families and and

921
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: uh and beliefs and everything like that that you know,

922
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 1: these are the things that break families apart. Uh yeah.

923
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: But most but most important, you sound like a very

924
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: good father who wants to raise a very open um

925
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: kind child. And applaud you liberating as hell to get

926
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: toxicity out of your life. Yeah, I agree, and I'm

927
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: definitely trying. You know, when you when you get when

928
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: you get a lot of toxicity out of your life

929
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 1: and get rid of the toxic people in your life.

930
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: And then one shows up. You're like, whoa, I don't

931
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: have this in my life anymore. You stand out like

932
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,439
Speaker 1: a sore thumb. Yeah right, it's true. I'm excited, but

933
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: I just it makes me sad, but I'm excited to

934
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: move on. Yeah, I think that's I think that's healthy

935
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: for you, my friend. All right, Uh, we did Julian.

936
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on and we really

937
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: appreciate you, and congrats on your beautiful love story. Thank you.

938
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for having me. Of course, that's take

939
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: care well, thank you Julian. Ladies and gentlemen, give it

940
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: up for Julian sent them. That's right, sentinental. I don't know.

941
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,479
Speaker 1: I like Julian sentimental. That's funny. Yeah, um, all right,

942
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 1: we did it, guys. I think we did another fun adventure.

943
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: That's all we have to say. We have new merch

944
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 1: in the merch store. There's some cool T shirts. There's

945
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: one of Joel. It's a beautiful artist rendition of our

946
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: of our podcast Queen Respect. You can put it on anything.

947
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: I realize that you can put it on a onesie.

948
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: Last night, so I was I was putting it on

949
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: a onesie. I don't even have a child to give

950
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: it to you. I just wanted to see what Joel's

951
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: face would look like on a onesie. Silly love it?

952
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: Water bottles coming soon? Yeah, and the water bottles are

953
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: coming soon. Um. All right, guys, we love you, we

954
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: appreciate you, and we hope you had a smile today. Donald,

955
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: what are those numbers? You love someone? Stories? Not sure?

956
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Speaker 1: We made about a bunch of doctor nurses and jann

957
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Speaker 1: I said, here's the stories. Never should so gado? Around here?

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Speaker 1: Are yadoo around here? Are respect for you? M