1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that came up with a way 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: to make bathroom time fun again. A new invention called 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: mood ring toilet seats, a toilet seat that changes colors 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: based on your emotional state. 5 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: You sit down, it turns black. 6 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: This isn't gonna be Yeah, you can get it now. 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: With laser stories, the pregnant were read weird news stories 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've 9 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: got a laser and there's other flush puppies. Just don't 10 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out. 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 2: Of Indiana, all right. 12 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: Just last week, a homeowner noticed a female senior citizen 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: walking around by the side of his house. He didn't 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: know what was going on, but after she left, he 15 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: realized she was there for a reason, and that reason 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: was she left a number two right on his lawn. 17 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 2: She could have used one of those mood ring toilet seats. 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 3: Don't they have adult diapers for her? 19 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: After he collected the gift that she left him, he 20 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: adjusted his surveillance cameras to cover that area, and wouldn't 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: you know it, a few weeks later, she came back 22 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: and did it again. 23 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,279 Speaker 2: The same spot. 24 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 3: What is she like a raccoon? That's a raccoons do 25 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 3: ye let me, I'll tell you exactly careful that raccoon 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:24,960 Speaker 3: stuff's toxic. 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 2: This time it was in broad daylight. That that's so bold. 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: He took the footage of the cereal pooper over to 29 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: the police. Turns out the old lady is a retiree 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: who lives in the area. And get this, she's a 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: board member on the neighborhood HOA. 32 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 3: Okay, see, I find it not shocking, Like you look 33 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 3: at the people that are on hway boards and you're 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 3: like you would be a daytime yard cooper. 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: The police confronted her, and she initially denied that it 36 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: was her, but later admitted to it when they showed 37 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: her the footage. 38 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 2: Yeah thats for that. Oh yeah, yeah, that was me. 39 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 2: I forgot. Everyone has cameras. 40 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 41 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: As for why she did it, she told deputy she 42 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: had no vendetta against the homeowner. She just had to 43 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: use the restroom twice, apparently within a month, in the 44 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: exact same place. 45 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 2: There may be more to it, though. 46 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: The homeowner admitted he does have an ongoing issue with 47 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: the HOA, but he doesn't know any members personally and 48 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: didn't know this woman was connected to it. She has 49 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: since stepped down and has been charged with three misdemeanors 50 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: criminal trespass, criminal mischief, and public nudity. 51 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 2: Yeah wow, but on raccoons. 52 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 3: R But what's worse is what she's known for in 53 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 3: the neighborhood. 54 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 2: You're the neighborhood. Yeah. 55 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: His next Laser stories out of Tampa fifty two year 56 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: old's Corolla. Mitchell is a fortune teller who worked at a 57 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: strip mall, but recently she wasn't getting as much foot 58 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: traffic as she liked, so she took her show on 59 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: the road. 60 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 3: Alexis, I'm into it. It sounds like she's going to ready 61 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: to get your money now. 62 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: She ended up going door to door in random trailer 63 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: parks with the same opening line saying, do you know 64 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: have any good Mexican restaurants around here? 65 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 2: That's a good one. 66 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: The suggestion, though, it ever, gets people talking, gets you 67 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: talking out before you do your sales pitch on psychics. 68 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 1: And then once they give her a few suggestions, she 69 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: asks for a glass of water. 70 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,519 Speaker 3: Oh, and then she can see stuff. It's like a 71 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 3: crystal ball. 72 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: And then she comes inside offers to read a palm 73 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: or two. While she's in there and then for her finale, 74 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: pulls a gun. 75 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: Oh wow, she did that. 76 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: So one lady made off with twelve thousand dollars. So 77 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: her business plan is working. After that, police tracks Corolla 78 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: down and arrested her. Under questioning, she lets let that 79 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: there may be more charges against her in the future. 80 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 2: Once she said that. 81 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: Authorities got a warrant to search her phone and thinks 82 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: she may have messaged some of her victims beforehand. It's 83 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: possible they were too scared to report it, or they 84 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: don't even know that they got robbed. 85 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 2: What a terrible person. 86 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 3: You better of, Lise have given them good fortunes when there. 87 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: I'm a feeling you're gonna lose a lot of money 88 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: a very short amount of time. This next Lazer stories 89 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: out of Wild West of warehouse stores. 90 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 2: Wow the corner of the blog eat this. Not that 91 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: we've loved this blog lately. 92 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: Some Costco Food court fans have come up with a 93 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: new sandwich and it's going viral on TikTok. 94 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 2: What do you do it? I'm into it. They call 95 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 2: it the Joe Cheezza. 96 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 3: JoJo's on Pizza. What are we doing? 97 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: It's not an official offering at the store. But you 98 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: can make it using three food court items. First, you 99 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: slice open a Costco chicken bake lengthwise to make a bun, 100 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: Oh god, and a Costco hot dog is stuffed inside. 101 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 1: And finally you cover the top with a layer of 102 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: cheese off of a pizza slice. 103 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 3: Oh so, you just pull the cheese off the big pizza. 104 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: Set, remove it from the crust, and then the condiments 105 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: come on top of that. You can put diced onions, 106 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: ketchup mustard and relish. 107 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 3: That actually looks really so cheap. 108 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 2: It does look amazing. 109 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: You could see a picture of it on our instac 110 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffer if you want to check 111 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: it out. Some people who've tried it are saying this 112 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: is the best of the best of the Costco menu, 113 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: and if you think that belongs in your body, you 114 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,119 Speaker 1: might also want to purchase a large Costco sized barrel 115 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: of tongues to go along with that. 116 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just a little hot tip for you. 117 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: Try me, Jeff, You're gonna be the one that's the 118 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,679 Speaker 1: new lady on the side of the house after. 119 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 2: You eat one of those. Tell me we'll feel good 120 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 2: at this next. The story is out of gen Z Nation. 121 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: If you're supposed to be at work at nine, What 122 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: time do you get there nine o'clock, nine oh five, 123 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: nine point fifteen or it's anybody's guess, because, according to 124 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,279 Speaker 1: a survey, almost half of gen z r's between age 125 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: sixteen and twenty six believe that being between five to 126 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: ten minutes late is essentially the same thing as being 127 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: on time. 128 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 3: Did my first job I got streamed at for not 129 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 3: being ten minutes early, my early my first Yes, yes, 130 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 3: because if you show up on time, you're still not 131 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 3: working yet. So if you show up ten minutes early, 132 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 3: you're actually working when your time clock starts. 133 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: Now I get it, and it spoken like a true 134 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: boomer there. 135 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 2: Import it was that was my boss. 136 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: So for sure, the importance of punctuality increases as you 137 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: get older because you become sick of people thinking that 138 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: their time is more important than yours. 139 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 3: Oh I thought it just because you didn't have as 140 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 3: much time left. 141 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, you get a cultured to dying, so every minute counts. 142 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: Forty percent of millennials said their forgiving of all leagues 143 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: running ten minutes late, but only twenty six percent of 144 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: gen xers are okay with it, and a whopping seventy 145 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 1: percent of boomers say they have zero tolerance for any 146 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: lateness whatsoever. 147 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 3: Listen just because you have no plans to keep you 148 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 3: up at night, Boomers. 149 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, okay, okay. 150 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 1: As for this guy, he runs a little bit late sometimes, 151 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: but not by much. 152 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 2: Usually two to three days is about his late window. 153 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 2: He'll get there eventually, this slow movement. 154 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: Yes, that's how these stories has come to an end 155 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.