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Speaker 1: Life's like a sewer. What you get out of it

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Speaker 1: really depends on what you put in.

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Speaker 2: Very good points.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of a better metaphor for life. So

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Speaker 1: let's put something Let's put something positive in our sewers

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Speaker 1: today with What's on your Mind, where we find out

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Speaker 1: what each member of the show has been thinking about,

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Speaker 1: Starting with Brooke Brook what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well it happened.

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Speaker 3: Alexis dog slash house sat for us.

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Speaker 1: Is the dog's still still doing good?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: There was a lot of anxiety leading up to Alexis

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Speaker 3: spending the weekend at our house. For example, Michael parked

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Speaker 3: our car five blocks away to ensure that it wouldn't

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Speaker 3: be hit. The kids were certain, for some reason, that

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Speaker 3: she was going to sneak into the room and fart

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Speaker 3: on their pillows.

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Speaker 1: That's mommy's tricks, to do that to your kids.

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Speaker 3: And I thought I would come home to a garbage

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Speaker 3: can full of crushed white claws and maybe a Rando

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Speaker 3: still on the couch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably gonna throw it rager while brooks away.

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Speaker 3: So I walked in and when I tell you, I

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Speaker 3: was shocked.

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Speaker 2: I was floored. Wow, I opened the door and the

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Speaker 2: place was beautiful. That's right, it was cleaner. Not only

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Speaker 2: was it cleaner than when I left it. I'm not

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Speaker 2: I am not exaggerated.

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Speaker 3: The place was spotless, the laundry was done, the dishes

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Speaker 3: were put away.

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Speaker 2: She brought me flowers and put them on the table.

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Speaker 1: Okay, someone's sucking up a little bit too hard here. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. Jeffrey, Yeah, I can't believe it either.

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Speaker 2: I have been talking about it for three days.

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Speaker 1: Again, have we not thought that she had a guy over.

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Speaker 4: I don't care cleaned her flowers, She gave me clean

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Speaker 4: after her.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna open one closet where she stuffed all of

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Speaker 1: the bad things. It just covered in like puke and clothes.

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Speaker 1: I never forgot to go to Brooks this weekend.

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Speaker 5: I was never there.

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Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. That's crazy, I tell you. I still

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Speaker 1: don't quite.

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Speaker 2: Bed was even put away. I'm still late.

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Speaker 1: On your mind.

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Speaker 4: I know that you guys think that I'm some huge

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Speaker 4: ladies man, Well wake up call.

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: And I thank you Brooke, and I actually thank you.

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Speaker 1: I just went on my first date with a.

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Speaker 4: Woman in years.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Thank you. I wanted to give you guys the highlights.

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Speaker 4: All right, So first things first, I called an uber black,

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Speaker 4: not just a regular uber.

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Speaker 2: Does she know when she gets into the car.

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Speaker 4: No, she's from a small town who like, they don't

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Speaker 4: even have uber.

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Speaker 1: So just the fact that a car showed up. So

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Speaker 1: I take us to dinner, and I got us.

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Speaker 4: A corner table overlooking the water with a view of everything.

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Speaker 1: So then I ordered her food for her.

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Speaker 4: I ordered her wine for her, and she literally said

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Speaker 4: like I have never had a guy just like take

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Speaker 4: control and like like.

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Speaker 2: Oh she loves it.

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Speaker 4: She couldn't both even, and I actually fed her from

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Speaker 4: across the table.

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Speaker 1: She loved it.

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Speaker 2: Did you make an airployd noise?

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Speaker 4: Because we're at a restaurant classier than that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So things are going.

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Speaker 4: Great, things are going amazing. And then on the way,

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Speaker 4: well the papa bears dead.

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Speaker 1: She's going up.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she had the best night. She said, it was

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Speaker 4: the best day ever. She's never been treated like that

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Speaker 4: before in her life.

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Speaker 1: So how are you ever going to top that? Jose?

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Speaker 1: You set yourself up for failure. Congratulation, alexis what's been

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, obviously I have to talk about when I was

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Speaker 5: at Brooks house. I'm sitting her dog ten out of ten,

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Speaker 5: cutest dog ever. Okay, let's talk about her house. You

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Speaker 5: guys haven't been actually, so I'm going to paint the

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Speaker 5: picture for everyone. So first, you know, she has to

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Speaker 5: warn me about the broken front door, the broken sink,

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Speaker 5: and the broken toilets that I will be dealing with.

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Speaker 2: While i'm You've got to kind of jiggle and extracise.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why they're not fixed whatever. Okay, if

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Speaker 5: you imagine her decorations in her house, I use the

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Speaker 5: word like quirky.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's what you picture if.

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Speaker 1: She makes it herself. Mostly, I don't know where.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen that sold in a store. There was

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Speaker 5: a big stop light in the corner.

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Speaker 2: Probably stolen. No, no, my dad got that at a

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Speaker 2: work site.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Above her couch in.

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Speaker 5: The family room is a photo of her son peeing

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Speaker 5: in the woods with his butt out.

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Speaker 1: What you have? You have a naked child up on

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Speaker 1: your words?

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Speaker 2: Just a little buns, all right, magician grandpa.

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Speaker 5: There are photos of him around.

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Speaker 1: The home with his pants on. Her off on the

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Speaker 1: ones I saw and I didn't. I stopped looking after

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Speaker 1: a while.

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Speaker 5: It is cute, very broken, you know, Brooks. I have

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Speaker 5: people over, but nobody want to come over. Brook That

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Speaker 5: TV upstairs you're supposed to do in your house with

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Speaker 5: how TV read.

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Speaker 1: All the time, and they just shadow puppets on the

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Speaker 1: walls if they want to watch a shot.

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Speaker 2: I forgot tore the.

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Speaker 5: That would it commits to my friends to come over.

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Speaker 1: Let's place stratigo over this old house.

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Speaker 4: Shocked.

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Speaker 5: I think the house I had nobody who wanted to

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Speaker 5: hang out with me trapped.

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Speaker 2: In her working home. But you're smarter after a weekend.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 5: I mean I do it again for money, don't get

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Speaker 5: me wrong.

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Speaker 2: Okaya, Jeffrey's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: So I was at another dog party over the weekend

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Speaker 1: with my pupp Bagel.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Bagel is so siold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's popular. And this one who's at a trampoline park.

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Speaker 1: So at this point, all the dogs are off to

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Speaker 1: the side and the owners get to jump.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's own owner jump time.

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Speaker 1: And I'm in the middle of a trampoline. Somebody bounces

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Speaker 1: over to me, very shyly. It's a mid thirties female

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Speaker 1: and she's holding her phone in her hand and she's like,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. And then

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Speaker 1: she holds up her phone and says, is this you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Is it the.

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Speaker 2: Website of the show?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm thinking, yeah, it's a video from like brooking,

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, your last videos so viral.

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Speaker 1: It's it was kind of a low one, but you

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Speaker 1: should follow by the way I broke and Jeffrey. But

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Speaker 1: I look at the photo and it's none of those things.

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Speaker 1: What is it. It's a picture of a man who's

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Speaker 1: maybe in his mid forties, I would say, slightly portly, huge,

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Speaker 1: horn rimmed glasses, are holding a hot dog with his

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Speaker 1: hair like Carlos Santana in the seventies. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: It's the most unflattering picture I've ever been compared to

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Speaker 1: in my entire life. And after I'm like, that's no,

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Speaker 1: that's not me, she goes, are you sure? Like I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't known?

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Speaker 2: Isn't always that flatter?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well now I'm at my all time confidence low.

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Speaker 1: So text in seven, eight, five and nine two? Are

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Speaker 1: you sure you're not that? I'm positive If it's not

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Speaker 1: text in, tell us, what's on your mind. Make me

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Speaker 1: feel a little bit better about myself. It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.