1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,244 Speaker 1: Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership 2 00:00:07,284 --> 00:00:21,404 Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio. Welcome everybody, This is Kyle Brants. You clicked 3 00:00:21,484 --> 00:00:23,724 Speaker 1: I love you? What the hell did you click on? 4 00:00:24,084 --> 00:00:26,604 Speaker 1: This is ten Takes? That is exactly what I'm going 5 00:00:26,644 --> 00:00:29,924 Speaker 1: to give you. Ten opinions, ten takes, ten rants, ten diatribes, 6 00:00:30,004 --> 00:00:32,004 Speaker 1: all of the above. However, I'm going to give it 7 00:00:32,004 --> 00:00:35,004 Speaker 1: to you in just ten minutes. Ten takes in ten minutes. 8 00:00:35,124 --> 00:00:37,564 Speaker 1: So many damn shows, so many of them are so long? 9 00:00:37,764 --> 00:00:39,204 Speaker 1: Is there anything worse that when you click on an 10 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:42,084 Speaker 1: interesting looking show where podcast and your little phone says 11 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:45,524 Speaker 1: one hour thirty six minutes, You're like, come on, I 12 00:00:45,524 --> 00:00:47,564 Speaker 1: don't have an hour thirty six minutes to sit around 13 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:50,804 Speaker 1: listen to DeAndre Hopkins landing spots talk. Give it to 14 00:00:50,844 --> 00:00:53,044 Speaker 1: me quick. I've been giving it you in ten minutes. 15 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,924 Speaker 1: You can listen to this on your cigarette break, on 16 00:00:55,964 --> 00:00:58,044 Speaker 1: your commute, you can listen to it in the bathroom 17 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:01,564 Speaker 1: anytime you want. Ten takes in ten minutes. This whole 18 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,964 Speaker 1: show is going to be like we're dismantling a bomb, 19 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:07,204 Speaker 1: Like we're Jack Bauer. We have an actual clock. If 20 00:01:07,204 --> 00:01:10,284 Speaker 1: I run out of time, that's on me. It's over. 21 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:13,804 Speaker 1: The thing will blow up in my face. Are you ready? 22 00:01:14,044 --> 00:01:17,084 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I'm not I'm winging this thing. 23 00:01:17,404 --> 00:01:20,284 Speaker 1: This is from the hip. We haven't done any rehearsals, 24 00:01:20,564 --> 00:01:23,884 Speaker 1: we haven't practiced. It is Monday right now. I'm in 25 00:01:23,924 --> 00:01:26,244 Speaker 1: Lower Manhattan. I just got done with Good Morning Football. 26 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:28,524 Speaker 1: I'm going to try to give you ten takes in 27 00:01:28,564 --> 00:01:32,164 Speaker 1: ten minutes. This could be a disaster you're about to witness. 28 00:01:32,444 --> 00:01:34,924 Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I can't tell you how raw 29 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:39,564 Speaker 1: this is. So without further ado, my friends, this is 30 00:01:40,044 --> 00:01:46,684 Speaker 1: ten takes with me, Kyle Brandt and start the clock. 31 00:01:50,884 --> 00:01:53,764 Speaker 1: Take number one. The Cowboys had the best performance of 32 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:57,724 Speaker 1: Week one. They won forty to nothing. When Dak Prescott 33 00:01:57,804 --> 00:02:00,364 Speaker 1: plays a clean game, when he doesn't throw an interception, 34 00:02:00,444 --> 00:02:02,884 Speaker 1: when he doesn't do a fumble, when he doesn't make 35 00:02:02,924 --> 00:02:05,804 Speaker 1: a fumble, I already said that sounds like ridiculous. I 36 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:09,284 Speaker 1: can't stop. I have to keep going. Dak Prescott doesn't fumble, 37 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:11,764 Speaker 1: doesn't throw an interception. There are maybe two or three 38 00:02:11,804 --> 00:02:13,684 Speaker 1: teams in the whole NFL who have a good enough 39 00:02:13,764 --> 00:02:16,604 Speaker 1: roster to beat the Cowboys. They are so deep, they 40 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:19,644 Speaker 1: are so good. I don't say this about the Cowboys much. 41 00:02:19,804 --> 00:02:23,244 Speaker 1: They looked incredible last night. The Giants what a joke. 42 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:27,364 Speaker 1: For the last six months, three months, twenty years of 43 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,804 Speaker 1: my life, it feels like at this point, if you 44 00:02:29,844 --> 00:02:33,444 Speaker 1: had anything negative to say about Daniel Jones Giants, Twitter 45 00:02:33,484 --> 00:02:37,044 Speaker 1: will jump you. He's proven himself. He won in the playoffs. 46 00:02:37,044 --> 00:02:39,364 Speaker 1: He's the new Josh Allen. Brian Dable's gonna do that 47 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:42,644 Speaker 1: through that. Daniel Jones looked like a little baby out there. 48 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,204 Speaker 1: He looked lost, He had bits of turf in his face, 49 00:02:45,564 --> 00:02:50,364 Speaker 1: he had shrapnel. He got destroyed forty to nothing. The 50 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:53,124 Speaker 1: Giants made the Bengals and the Bears look like the 51 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:57,564 Speaker 1: Super Bowl preview matchup. That's how bad they work on 52 00:02:57,684 --> 00:03:00,404 Speaker 1: to take number two, the Green Bay Packers. I'm gonna 53 00:03:00,404 --> 00:03:02,924 Speaker 1: credit Charles Robinson. I yeah, who's sports? He says, Well, 54 00:03:03,204 --> 00:03:06,924 Speaker 1: if Aaron Rodgers own Soldier Field, Jordan Love just air 55 00:03:07,004 --> 00:03:09,364 Speaker 1: beat and beat it for a Sunday. Can you believe 56 00:03:09,444 --> 00:03:11,724 Speaker 1: the disaster that was? If you're a Bears man, I'm 57 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:14,284 Speaker 1: born and raised in the Chicago area. Never in my 58 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,324 Speaker 1: life did I think the nightmare would continue for another week, 59 00:03:17,404 --> 00:03:21,124 Speaker 1: another quarter. Jordan Love looked effortless. You have a former Bear, 60 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:23,844 Speaker 1: Greg Olsen on the call doing color commentary, saying his 61 00:03:23,964 --> 00:03:26,404 Speaker 1: first drive is the starter for the Packers against the 62 00:03:26,444 --> 00:03:29,764 Speaker 1: Bears was like a dream drive, and I almost threw 63 00:03:29,884 --> 00:03:31,924 Speaker 1: up right there. The thing is, Jordan Love seems like 64 00:03:31,964 --> 00:03:33,644 Speaker 1: a great guy. The Packers are a really good team. 65 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:38,124 Speaker 1: I'm happy for him take number three. Then there's the Bears. 66 00:03:38,124 --> 00:03:39,684 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stick to the facts because of my 67 00:03:39,724 --> 00:03:42,164 Speaker 1: emotions are a little raw on this. The Chicago Bears, 68 00:03:42,164 --> 00:03:44,364 Speaker 1: playing their biggest game in three years, facing a new 69 00:03:44,364 --> 00:03:47,084 Speaker 1: Packers quarterback, had a penalty on the opening kickoff of 70 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:49,364 Speaker 1: the season. They were stuffed on two straight plays for 71 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:51,684 Speaker 1: a turnover on the opening drive of the season. Then 72 00:03:51,724 --> 00:03:54,004 Speaker 1: they turned around gave up that perfect drive they just mentioned. 73 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:56,684 Speaker 1: Greg Golson says, it's a dream drive. That was Jordan 74 00:03:56,764 --> 00:04:00,124 Speaker 1: Love's second start. That was Justin Field's twenty eighth start. 75 00:04:00,444 --> 00:04:02,604 Speaker 1: The Packers started the game with the score. They ended 76 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:04,564 Speaker 1: the first half with the score. They opened the second 77 00:04:04,604 --> 00:04:06,924 Speaker 1: half of the score. Green Bay was sixty percent on 78 00:04:07,004 --> 00:04:09,284 Speaker 1: third down, one hundred percent on fourth down, one hundred 79 00:04:09,284 --> 00:04:12,524 Speaker 1: percent in the red zone. Justin feels through thirty seven passes, 80 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:14,924 Speaker 1: three of them went further than ten yards in the air. 81 00:04:15,244 --> 00:04:17,284 Speaker 1: Three of them went to DJ Moore, who the Bears 82 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:20,084 Speaker 1: traded the number one overall pick four, DJ Moore, who 83 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:22,764 Speaker 1: said after the game, we didn't bring the juice and 84 00:04:22,844 --> 00:04:25,724 Speaker 1: hype to the party today. Why the hell not, Dj, 85 00:04:26,364 --> 00:04:29,084 Speaker 1: it's week one. You're the star receiver. Bring the juice 86 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:33,324 Speaker 1: and the hype. Take number four. This is a little 87 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:35,724 Speaker 1: bit of weird one. I'm good on the NFL parents 88 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:39,844 Speaker 1: and stands. We're well up on that. We don't need 89 00:04:39,884 --> 00:04:43,324 Speaker 1: to see NFL parents in the stands cheering on their 90 00:04:43,364 --> 00:04:46,804 Speaker 1: sons anymore. Jordan Love's mother funny story about her in 91 00:04:46,844 --> 00:04:48,524 Speaker 1: the bad seat she got against the chief a couple 92 00:04:48,524 --> 00:04:50,844 Speaker 1: of years ago, whenever that was. I'm sure she's a 93 00:04:50,844 --> 00:04:52,364 Speaker 1: lovely lady who has a lot to be proud of. 94 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:54,884 Speaker 1: I don't need twenty seven times to see her in 95 00:04:54,964 --> 00:04:58,084 Speaker 1: the stands every single time Jordan Love sneezes. I didn't 96 00:04:58,084 --> 00:05:01,404 Speaker 1: need Aiden Hutchinson's parents Thursday night, not only in the stands, 97 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:06,644 Speaker 1: but miked up to say such interesting things as all right, Hayden, alright, Hayden, 98 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:09,484 Speaker 1: great job, We're good. These are not high school kids 99 00:05:09,484 --> 00:05:11,404 Speaker 1: with their moms in the stands wearing a little button 100 00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:13,964 Speaker 1: with their picture on it. No more parent stands in 101 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:19,684 Speaker 1: the NFL games. It's fine, they're professionals. Take number five, guys, 102 00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:22,404 Speaker 1: this is a comfort to many of you. I've said 103 00:05:22,404 --> 00:05:24,404 Speaker 1: it before, I'll say it again. Week one in the 104 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:28,284 Speaker 1: NFL is a liar. It is a pathological liar. Let 105 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:32,004 Speaker 1: me rely make sure you understand. There are teams in 106 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:35,444 Speaker 1: Week one that looked like garbage who will have home 107 00:05:35,484 --> 00:05:38,324 Speaker 1: playoff games this year. There are teams in Week one 108 00:05:38,324 --> 00:05:41,244 Speaker 1: who looked like Super Bowl champions who will not make 109 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:44,604 Speaker 1: the playoffs this year. Week two tells the truth. Every 110 00:05:44,604 --> 00:05:46,884 Speaker 1: other week does the games are what they say you are. 111 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,044 Speaker 1: Week one is a pathological liar. You can look it 112 00:05:51,124 --> 00:05:53,964 Speaker 1: up throughout history, even recent history. There are teams who 113 00:05:53,964 --> 00:05:56,684 Speaker 1: get destroyed in Week one and they have one in 114 00:05:56,684 --> 00:05:58,324 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, gett into the title game, getting the 115 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,524 Speaker 1: super Bowl. Trust me, it is a liar who told 116 00:06:00,564 --> 00:06:04,244 Speaker 1: the biggest lie this weekend? The Steelers, the Giants, the Bengals, 117 00:06:04,404 --> 00:06:07,724 Speaker 1: or the Vikings. I think it's the Steelers. I didn't 118 00:06:07,724 --> 00:06:09,484 Speaker 1: pick the Bengals to make the playoffs. I still think 119 00:06:09,524 --> 00:06:11,124 Speaker 1: the Steelers cana get off the mat I just think 120 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:13,244 Speaker 1: they ran into the best team in the NFL, which 121 00:06:13,284 --> 00:06:14,884 Speaker 1: is the forty nine US. We'll talk about them shortly. 122 00:06:14,884 --> 00:06:18,404 Speaker 1: Take number six. We're doing pretty well here. There's five 123 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,644 Speaker 1: and a half left. I have a staff of producers here. 124 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,604 Speaker 1: It seems to become it's going pretty well. Nobody's jumped 125 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,684 Speaker 1: in and told me to stop. Yet I'm still doing this. 126 00:06:25,804 --> 00:06:29,004 Speaker 1: On one take. We're almost halfway done. I'm getting to take 127 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,684 Speaker 1: number six. Are you liking this? Are you still listening? 128 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,044 Speaker 1: Did you swipe or like click get out of here? 129 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:36,124 Speaker 1: Or are you subscribing? You should be damn it. I'm 130 00:06:36,124 --> 00:06:39,764 Speaker 1: working hard on this. Take number six. Chargers Dolphins was 131 00:06:39,804 --> 00:06:41,804 Speaker 1: the most watchable game of the weekend by far. Was 132 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:44,564 Speaker 1: really cool with the sub stories of Herbert and Tua 133 00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:46,964 Speaker 1: and back and forth and the Dolphins fans in LA. 134 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:49,604 Speaker 1: But enough with the Tyreek Chargers. What the hell were 135 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:52,204 Speaker 1: you doing? There should be a rule whereby if a 136 00:06:52,244 --> 00:06:54,644 Speaker 1: player gets to one hundred and fifty yards, you have 137 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,044 Speaker 1: a strongly worded conversation on the sideline of what we're 138 00:06:57,044 --> 00:06:58,764 Speaker 1: gonna do about it. If they get to one hundred 139 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:01,604 Speaker 1: and eighty yards, they can't touch the ball again. If 140 00:07:01,604 --> 00:07:04,244 Speaker 1: you have to double team, triple team, quadruple team, Quinn 141 00:07:04,364 --> 00:07:06,964 Speaker 1: tupple team Tyreek kill is fast. I get it. There 142 00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:09,724 Speaker 1: are many players in the league who are fast. There's 143 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:11,604 Speaker 1: a handful of players who might even be in his 144 00:07:11,684 --> 00:07:14,804 Speaker 1: universe of fast. You can't let a guy go for 145 00:07:14,884 --> 00:07:17,164 Speaker 1: two hundred yards. All we ever hear about the charge 146 00:07:17,164 --> 00:07:19,244 Speaker 1: is how talented they are in Derwin James this and 147 00:07:19,324 --> 00:07:22,964 Speaker 1: Bosta this and Khalil Mack. They could do nothing on defense. 148 00:07:23,324 --> 00:07:25,644 Speaker 1: And don't tell me that they were focusing on rushing 149 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:27,724 Speaker 1: the passer. And that's why Tyreek was open so much, 150 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:31,324 Speaker 1: because they'd ben't sacked to a one time Chargers we 151 00:07:31,444 --> 00:07:35,124 Speaker 1: always want to believe. Can you let us disgrace the 152 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,684 Speaker 1: letter receiver a fast one named after an animal? I 153 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,764 Speaker 1: don't care. You should never have a two hundred yard receiver. 154 00:07:41,084 --> 00:07:43,484 Speaker 1: It's like when the player hits fifty points in basketball. 155 00:07:43,524 --> 00:07:45,804 Speaker 1: You're like, guys, we're gonna have five guys on them. 156 00:07:45,844 --> 00:07:48,604 Speaker 1: Make somebody else make a shot. They didn't Dolphins win 157 00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:51,044 Speaker 1: the Chargers. I don't know what they were doing. Take 158 00:07:51,124 --> 00:07:56,844 Speaker 1: number seven Hookah nakoua pooka nkoua. I predicted the Rams 159 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,884 Speaker 1: would beat the Seahawks last week because no one thought 160 00:07:58,884 --> 00:08:00,404 Speaker 1: they would, and they thought they would just go up 161 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:02,924 Speaker 1: there and get housed because no Cooper and blah blah blah. 162 00:08:03,204 --> 00:08:06,084 Speaker 1: Not only do the Rams win, Pooka Nakua. That sound 163 00:08:06,164 --> 00:08:09,244 Speaker 1: you hear right now is the sound of everybody hitting 164 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,444 Speaker 1: the fantasy waiver wire to get who Pooka Nakoua will 165 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:16,524 Speaker 1: be the most added player. I remember one time, Week 166 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,924 Speaker 1: one Dallas Cowboys. It was his name, Kevin Ogletree. I 167 00:08:19,924 --> 00:08:22,044 Speaker 1: think he had three touchdowns in the opening game of 168 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:25,124 Speaker 1: the NFL season. Everybody and their mother put a claim 169 00:08:25,164 --> 00:08:27,084 Speaker 1: for him, and one guy in your league gets them. 170 00:08:27,284 --> 00:08:28,844 Speaker 1: I don't think he did much the rest of the season, 171 00:08:28,844 --> 00:08:30,964 Speaker 1: but Pooka nakou will be the number one ad Remember 172 00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:34,124 Speaker 1: in fantasy, you're gonna lose, lose Week one because you 173 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:36,164 Speaker 1: always can get on the wire and get that special 174 00:08:36,204 --> 00:08:38,164 Speaker 1: player that no one else is getting. You know you're 175 00:08:38,164 --> 00:08:40,644 Speaker 1: putting in a claim for Poka Nakoua, who looked like 176 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:42,964 Speaker 1: a young Cooper Cup with an even cooler name if 177 00:08:42,964 --> 00:08:45,804 Speaker 1: that was possible. Love you, Pooka Nakua, Love you Rams 178 00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:49,964 Speaker 1: one to oh take number eight Rock Purty. So he's 179 00:08:50,004 --> 00:08:52,724 Speaker 1: just a natural. He just gets football. He's like some 180 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:55,164 Speaker 1: sort of Ken Griffy junior who is born to play 181 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:57,924 Speaker 1: the game. Because we were waiting for him to come 182 00:08:57,964 --> 00:08:59,924 Speaker 1: back down to earth, either because the league caught up 183 00:08:59,924 --> 00:09:02,044 Speaker 1: with them or they watched the tape, or because maybe 184 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:05,924 Speaker 1: his elbow wasn't healthy. No, he was great. He walked 185 00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:09,004 Speaker 1: into Pittsburgh and was like, this is nothing. You guys 186 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,644 Speaker 1: told me the NFL was going to be hard. I 187 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:13,404 Speaker 1: saw two hundred people get drafted before me, and I 188 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,644 Speaker 1: show up last year and I just start chucking the 189 00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:17,444 Speaker 1: ball around for the forty nine ers like it's nothing. 190 00:09:17,684 --> 00:09:21,484 Speaker 1: Have a whole offseason, have this corrective surgery, have everybody 191 00:09:21,524 --> 00:09:22,884 Speaker 1: say I'm going to come back down to earth. And 192 00:09:22,924 --> 00:09:26,164 Speaker 1: I looked even better. He looked fantastic. I mean, if 193 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:29,324 Speaker 1: you're one of these NFC teams, if you're the Eagles, especially, 194 00:09:29,684 --> 00:09:31,684 Speaker 1: don't you look at brock Purty and be like, damn, 195 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:33,724 Speaker 1: I was hoping he would kind of suck. He doesn't. 196 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,884 Speaker 1: I wish he had done at MMA style like they 197 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:38,004 Speaker 1: do when they knock somebody out in the octagon and 198 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,244 Speaker 1: then Rogan comes up to him with the mic and 199 00:09:40,284 --> 00:09:42,804 Speaker 1: the fighters call somebody out ringside, like I'm every when 200 00:09:42,844 --> 00:09:45,684 Speaker 1: chail Son and called out Anderson Silva and everybody laughed. 201 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:48,044 Speaker 1: I almost wish we lived in an NFL world where 202 00:09:48,044 --> 00:09:50,404 Speaker 1: brock Purty could call out the Eagles after that win 203 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:52,324 Speaker 1: over the Steelers and say he wants a piece of them, 204 00:09:52,364 --> 00:09:55,084 Speaker 1: and they got business and he wants revenge in the meantime, 205 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:57,844 Speaker 1: He's the natural, That's what I'm calling him. The guy 206 00:09:57,844 --> 00:09:59,884 Speaker 1: doesn't lose games. The only games he loses is one 207 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:01,924 Speaker 1: his arm is broken in the beginning of it, because 208 00:10:01,924 --> 00:10:04,884 Speaker 1: otherwise brock Purty's just kind of solved the game. That's awesome, 209 00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:09,004 Speaker 1: how seamless, how effortless, and how confident he looks Take 210 00:10:09,124 --> 00:10:12,124 Speaker 1: number nine. I don't care that the Eagles struggled, and 211 00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:14,844 Speaker 1: they did struggle. They tried hard to give that game 212 00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:17,604 Speaker 1: to the Patriots, but they didn't. As I said, Week 213 00:10:17,644 --> 00:10:19,484 Speaker 1: one is a liar and Week one is terrifying for 214 00:10:19,524 --> 00:10:23,044 Speaker 1: head coaches. They won the advance, they win at New 215 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:25,604 Speaker 1: England on Tom Brady Day. You knew that one was 216 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:27,844 Speaker 1: gonna get a little dicey at the end. They won. 217 00:10:28,124 --> 00:10:30,084 Speaker 1: Just survive Week one, they'll still be fine. I still 218 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:32,084 Speaker 1: think they're going to destroy everybody this year, except for 219 00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:34,564 Speaker 1: maybe the forty nine ers. I will say, though, don't 220 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:36,804 Speaker 1: give me any of this. Hey, the Patriots, they hung 221 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,804 Speaker 1: in there. That was cool. You know they almost won 222 00:10:38,844 --> 00:10:41,764 Speaker 1: that one. That's bs. That's a cop out. There's no 223 00:10:41,804 --> 00:10:44,124 Speaker 1: moral victories. There's certainly no moral victories for a team 224 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:47,404 Speaker 1: that has that many banners and as the alleged best 225 00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:50,884 Speaker 1: coaching team sports history. Tom Brady's in the building. You 226 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,244 Speaker 1: guys should have won that game. There was a couple 227 00:10:52,244 --> 00:10:53,604 Speaker 1: of plays you had to make and you would have won. 228 00:10:53,644 --> 00:10:55,444 Speaker 1: You would have shocked the world and beat the Eagles. 229 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,244 Speaker 1: The Eagles tried to give the Patriots the game. Patriots 230 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:01,004 Speaker 1: just wouldn't take it. And take number ten is worded 231 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,884 Speaker 1: about fifty seconds before this thing explodes. I have a 232 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,364 Speaker 1: damn mustache right now. You might have seen it on 233 00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:09,084 Speaker 1: social media. I said I would grow a mustache and 234 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:11,444 Speaker 1: wear it if the Falcons won. Because their head coach 235 00:11:11,564 --> 00:11:14,604 Speaker 1: Arthur Smith is doing it, not ironically, not to be funny, 236 00:11:14,644 --> 00:11:17,364 Speaker 1: not because he's a hipster and collects typewriters or plays 237 00:11:17,364 --> 00:11:20,844 Speaker 1: the banjos, or whose favorite soup is whiskey. He's just 238 00:11:20,924 --> 00:11:22,924 Speaker 1: doing it because he needed a new identity and I 239 00:11:23,004 --> 00:11:25,404 Speaker 1: respect that, and that identity started with a win for 240 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,244 Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons. So I'm gonna wear this thing until 241 00:11:28,284 --> 00:11:30,484 Speaker 1: they lose. It's not going over well at home. My 242 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,244 Speaker 1: wife doesn't like it. My kids are genuinely scared of it. 243 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:35,564 Speaker 1: So I don't even know who the Falcons play next week. 244 00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:37,484 Speaker 1: I hope it's the ninety two Cowboys so that they 245 00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:39,924 Speaker 1: lose and I can shave. But until then, you know, 246 00:11:40,004 --> 00:11:41,844 Speaker 1: you think you look, you're gonna look like Sam Elliott 247 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:44,244 Speaker 1: when you grow a mustache, I look more like Kip 248 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:48,404 Speaker 1: from Napoleon Dynamite. It's really really bad. Oh No, three 249 00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:59,564 Speaker 1: two one, See you next week on ten Takes. Ten 250 00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:02,364 Speaker 1: Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with 251 00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:05,804 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. 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